nothing ever happens nothing will make it crash edition>Latest developments on the warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61925154
>ywn be a hot asian chick and tease a virgin asian boy
>>61926081you can do it i believe in you
just crash you stupid fuck
>>61926071me on the left!
>>619260713dpd pls go I'm trying to gamble on my hentai gacha game
>>61926071>>Latest developments on the war>implying Operation Epic Lulz is a war and not a special military operation.FUCK YOU OP! #Boss
why did spy suddenly dump? at about 3:07 EST.anyone got links to articles or anything?
>>61926097Jews
>>61926071Greetings from AI Kazakhstan
>>61926097see>>61926002a call was made
Bless Trump. Getting rid of extremist Islamists and still protecting the stock market. He is the greatest president in history.
>>61926097you will never get good answers to questions like that here unless im the one answering
>>61926097It's just one datapoint but what calls their were this morning most of them were around 6900. Market already shook out all the puts and is hunting for more pain.
oil is going back up and I got shaken out hours ago and now its too late to get back in
>>61926119You could buy the SLV dip. Or the Micron dip.
>>61926121Bought slv...for today.The fuck isn't it at $100 already?!
WHY DIDNT BAKA AND META CRASH. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. KILL MORE KIKES SO I CAN HIT MY BUY LIMITS.
>BRK.B
>>61926126If it goes back down into the 70s I'll probably buy back in. I keep talking myself out of buying EWY
ONE HOUR TILL GRRR ANON (me) IS FULLY VINDICATED FOR HIS INCESENT SHILLING OF GRRR & GRRR ACCESSORIES I TELL YOU HWHWAT
how many of you just got shook out with that little dump? Now we moon into close
>>61926148I hope we do....
>>61926148I've been reading reviews of pre-2000s live aboard yachts so didn't even know it happened
>>61926134Now that Charlie's dead and Jimmy Buffet left to enjoy his Cheeseburgers in Margaritaville the company is going to shit boss.
VLCC fixed WS410 for AG/Chinaon par with all-time high WS414 done AG/West in 1973Rate is equivalent to around $12 per barrel on freight.It's getting so high it will have a negative impact on Asian GDP numbers. And Western inflation numbers.
6 figure hell is real, but I have somehow managed to create a perfect 6 figure purgatory
>Iran's Revolutionary Guards commander says Strait of Hormuz is closed, Iran to set on fire any ship trying to pass - Iranian mediaOilbros and gassisters, we are so back.
>>61926169Tfw
>>61926177
>>61926071Any HGRAF chads in the chat? We are up bigly. Pray to the graphene gods Thanks to some anon who shilled it to me awhile back. Thank you sir
>>61926177Literally what is their problem
>>61926177Man the strait of shawarma had a dozen closings announced pvee the past 2 days
>>61926187Americans.
>>61926177based
WTF HGRAF +20% IT'S INSANE HOW BULLISH IT IS, GLAD I FOMOED LAST WEEK . THANKS HGRAF ANON Her piercing gaze locked onto mine, a smoldering intensity that could ignite a boardroom. As the stunning CEO leaned closer, her tailored suit hugging every curve, confidence radiated like heat. Those deep, knowing eyes held mine captive, daring me to match her fire in a game where she’s always in control. That's when I knew I needed more. I needed more HGRAF.
>>61926177I hate you so much baggot
>>61926177Crude oilRefined products (diesel, jet fuel, gasoline)ChemicalsFertilizer materials (ammonia, phosphates, sulfur, urea)LNGThese are all things that come primarily from there
>>61926148Opposite, I got burnt on a false reversal of the pump earlier in the morning.
I bought one (1) Google stonk today
>>61926134>>61926160Baggie what's your jewish insider knowledge got for us about berkshire?
>>61926186I'm up a cheeky 31% and I thought I was way too late when I bought it. When are we dumping this meme shit?
schwab wants me to name beneficiares to preserve my "legacy"
that lentil stew made me extremely long on natural gas
>>61926169>5 figure fun>feels like everything is alright and line always goes up>6 figure hell>every other decision I make is wrong and whatever holdings I have the most money in underperformWhy does this happen
>>61926223babe you know I love you and I would literally do anything to invest in your natural gas factory. Other than stop fucking nigger trannies obviously
>>61926216I bought a lot around $2 dollars. I’m holding bro.I trust in mommy Kjirstin
>>61926113Shouldn't we expect spy to go down tomorrow?
>>61926218>bank keeps telling me to get life insurance>well notify beneficaries off my policyWhy the fuck do they want me killed
KEK BOBO
>>61926177>Purchased a shit ton of XOM todaySounds good to me
The new ayatollah is dead. Long live the ayatollah
some of you anons were good to meon nasdaq listing please do not forget to liquidate all your HGRAF stay safe
>>61926071I need a Canadian stock that’s got amazing dividends and will serve me well in the next 5-10years.Any suggestions from the big brains?
>>61926198What does this hgraf corporation do, exactly?
haha ok i thought that one was going to be natural gas but that was all liquid i'm still not getting out of bed until the market closes
Alright if Micron is red I'll dump it for a cheeky HGRAF swing
>>61926238zased
>>61926071Dont give me butterflies at work
>>61926234Nice pic
>>61926245>Canadian stock>Amazing dividendsThere are a bunch of "safe" canadian divvy stocks that just crab eternally, but the only reason why they're so popular is because boomers have a shitload of them and got them when they were cheap. Coming from covered call ETFs, I'm not sure what kind of yield you would consider amazing.
>>61926258I have this for Canadian etf, 30% of my portfolio
>>61926258Honestly anything I can throw some money at for the next few years through my tfsa and see some decent growth.
I hope everyone enjoyed today because tonight some shock and awe shit is going to hit Jerusalem and markets will doomp tomorrow.>t. Jew
I bought XOM and ONDS today, how did I do
>>61926274>t. GRRR anon
I just downloaded robinhoodNow what?
>>61926274K...keep me posted
>>61926274>he isnt shorting israel when ever possible. I dont mind losing money for a good cause.
>>61926274I hate Jews so much, nuke em and get it over with already
I'm all in CRDO calls and stockPlease hold me tight anons
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today!?!?
>>61926205i bought MAIN
>>61926293Today: +0.77%
>>61926278The two aren't mutually exclusive
>>61926293-$19.22 (-0.16%)>MUUGODS
HGRAF BROS.....
>>61926293down another 2% babe but i feel nothing when you ignore me my heart is down 100%
>>61926293okay. could have made more if i held for longer... profit is profit
>>61926293+ 0.36%growthbros.. we are back
>>61926293+0.14%Still in the purgatory range.
>>61926127I've died for Israel 30 times this political cycle.
>>61926226>5 figures>dumping my wage saving into it gets me to 6 figures fast>6 figures>my wage savings are irrelevant and the gains are still lower than my wagingIt truly is hell.
>>61926293-.29% -being 100% minors, I consider this a small miracle
>>61926297you must be the dumbest gorilla jew to ever walk the face of the earf
>>61926293+20.33%
>>61926293+4.88%Nice start to the month
>one monthThe unbelievable chutzpah of this kike.
>>61926293Today: +0.18%This Month: +0.18%This Year: -2.63%
TRIPSANDGORILLAGRIPSANDRIPS
>ACHR earnings today
>>61926293+2.27%
>>61926071COVID era XOM and RTX diamond hand holder FEEELS GOOD. My body is 15% XOM plastic courses through my veins …. This place is dead… sad to see it from the covid era days …
>>61926322
>>61926293+0.55%
>>61926293>+1.49%
Have you ever seen an ETF do this without being a 2x or 3x or something like that?Just a normal ETF.
>>61926293>+21.3%
this anon was right
>>61926293Down 0.01%, lost less than $10 but still lost
>>61926233Without knowing what delta is inclusive in his "crab" it's impossible to say.
>BBAI
When is the HGRAF dump
>>61926267>>61926268Did you mean purely Canadian stocks, able to buy in Canada, or Canadian ETF's (that can track the US market)?
>>61926365hey that was me
>>61926289
>MDB
>>61926293>10.32BISCUITS BUTTERED
>>61926387
>>61926381is it true that april is going to be the giga sell off and a potential crash?
>>61926387Mongo lost.GRRR won.
>>61926385Is he ok?
>>61926333>missedyup
I wanted HGRAF to dip so I can buy more but it's just not happening. Surely they can do another offering to fund more reactors.
>>61926293-0.00027%Holy crab day
>>61926381Your next prediction? > pic related I kneel
>>61926373Canadian stocks.Tbh I’m not completely sure how the dividends get paid out when buying US stocks in Canadian tfsa.
>>61926246They cracked the code on cheap, efficient bulk graphene, and it's the purest shit on the market so the sky is the limit for utilization.
Whenever the fuck Hgraf hits Hood, it'll be too late. Faggot Stanley won't take my bank info despite every OTHER app using it!
>>61926293+4.6% (mostly RTX), purchased 1 GOOGL at $305
>DAVEI TOLD YOU SMIGGERS WE GOODGRRR EARNINGS IN 20 MINS
>>6192640915% US side withholding tax on divvies and then tax free on the Canadian end because TFSA
>>61926245Look into Horizon's oil and gas covered call ETF, forget the ticker should pay 10-13%
>>61926409You get withholding taxed 15% of the divvy. I do US divvy ETFS in my TFSA too.
>>61926416Fidelity has it
>>61926293I think this is my first $100k day.
>>61926432are we all fucking leafs here, is /smg/ really just /tfsa/
>>61926416>investing in a company with a woman ceoIt's like buying AMD when you could have bought NVDA boss.
>>61926437Congrats smiggie poo I'm proud of youMWAH xoxox :3
>>61926437mirin
>>61926437ahaha that's more than I make in a year *cries*
>>61926293oil upuranuim is upgdx is flat iron condor on slv is printing, kekking at baggiessold some puts in EWZ, brazil etf at open and they're already printing
>>61926396>>61926405Dunno for sure about April but what I can say is that I was also this anon
>>61926423I kneel. Im sorry about what I said when I was down $8
UHHH NIGRRRS?
>>61926428>>61926432 What does 15% withholding tax imply?>>61926431Thanks I’ll check it out
>>61926437damn doesnt that take an exessive amount of risk when you're in six figures? that's like a 7% day or what
>>61926071>me in the red
>>61926455What did he mean by that
>>61926457Its ok, it was only a credible death threat. What's that between smiggers ay?$300 DAVE soon come
>>61926467babe you're so much more beautiful then that....right? because I can't love a fattie
>>61926370you jinxed it
>>61926452Today was a really good day for uranium Wonder if it will continue...
>>61926302hey! i mean i do, but i was up today.>>61926303pbr calls?
>>61926472I wish I had picked up more calls than the 5 contracts I have, but after being flat all month, I wanted to clear my margin.
>>61926234>me in red again...
>>61926452those tits are bringing another big green candle up if you know what I mean
>>61926485How much did you make smiggie wiggie?I'm currently 40% up on shares I bought three weeks ago at $155
I just woke up... QRD on what happened with markets today?
>>61926464I'm in volatile assets but I'm okay with it because it's a bull market for commodities. Corrections are nasty, but the BVLL saves all. Gold, silver, uranium, lithium, rare earths, graphene.
>>61926462>What does 15% withholding tax imply?What does it say on the tin? The US withholds 15% of your divvies to spend on wars in the middle east and the spic-nig cycle. So if you're playing a very aggressive dividend heavy TFSA, you'll be taking a 15% haircut on US divvies.But why are you playing divvies in a TFSA anyways? The whole point is tax sheltered growth.
>>61926500money money money
>>61926500Some people did something, and all of the prices changed boss.
>>61926500The crab wins
HGRAF bros we ate so fucking good today
>>61926500defense stocks now have a higher PE than google
Today was weird.Silver down, tech up?
>>61926090Glad I'm not the only one who distrusts this shill. What kind of person picks up 18mil shares of a penny stock? I appreciate that he does things like reach out to EPA but I don't like that he's basically the only notable person shilling it online.And I've been a supporter here since September before anyone calls me a hater.
>>61926322How? HYMC calls?
>>61926482>she replied!awwww i'm actually not your schizo stalker but i do have a little crush on you babe
>>61926495>Getting an errection from a cartoonSeriously, head outside and literally touch some grass.
>DNN had a little mini pump when I wasn't lookingKinda regretting that $4 covered call on a fourth of my shares.
>>61926514Fuck options.Just HGRAF. Pure HGRAF longs.
>>61926509Sizzler's tonight. Not bad for a Monday.
>>61926411Smells like Theranos
Tomorrow is Purim (Jewish holiday) what will happen bros...
>>61926503Ah gotcha,appreciate the explanation.Yea I’m pretty much a novice.im just looking for a stock to buy in my tfsa that will show some decent growth in the next few years.
>>61926532They'll eat goyem babies
>>61926534if anyone knew for sure what stock would grow this general and the entire stock market would be pointlessI've been 100% in raytheon from $103 in my TFSA until recently on no stronger thesis than "they make the missiles"
Months and months later Sukshit Poodeep is STILL fucking shilling GRRR
GORILLA SMIGGERS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>61926479>jinc3.AI & CCOI tho
>>61926423Can't wait for it to drop hard. Nothing goes up that doesn't crash down.
>>61926437Man, that's 5 years of work for me!
>>61926516pic>>61926532massive green candle unironically
>>61926539FairPlay
>>61926500
>>61926540Are you sure you don't mean Sukdeep Shihtsaar?
>>61926543Shill me CCOi
GRRR DOUBLE BEATGRRR DOUBLE BEAT
>>61926293+1.18%I would have been up twice as much if the market didn't have a retarded reaction for the AVAV stock
>>61926570Euphoria noted this is the top
>>61926498If it hold current price overnight, my calls are up 130%. I picked up 5 3/20 220c at open today when it was around $195
>>61926252Thanks man
>>61926440yes, can confirmt. leaf
>>61926587Man I wish my gookfu could figure out how to get her eyeshadow to go over her hair like that boss.
oooooooh saars kindly check and the redeeming of the most needful GRRRvery rocking star CEO sir GRRR is Asian Palantir!
>>61926584Correction, if it holds the current price, the calls are up 300%
Ok so Dubai is off the table. Where to now?
>>61926440That would explain a lot
>>61926594I am American doe
>>61926532They're already celebrating bro, what d'you think bombing the shit out of Iranian civilians is for? Their blood god demands blood.
>>61926569I am not buying it now but I will watch it over the next 12 mo because they have at least 187 datacentersRevenue projections aren't hot enough to buy yet (8% YoY) but it's one of the bigger datacenter havers so big moves like this are notable especially since it's been dumping for a while
>>61926605You should come to America. We have something for everyone boss
Wish I had bought PNG earlier before the weekend. I was just looking at it last week.
>>61926638do you have highly educated cities with trains, bike lanes, public transport, free healthcare,...?
>>61926662yeah, as long as your a foreigner you can get all those things, even the free healthcare boss.
mumu, you have until around opex to get your affairs in order. when this comes unpinned it is going to be comical>>61926455i don't know what this means but i agree
Faggler, Gorilla baggot here, what's say I come visit you and have a go on that gookfu of yours?I'll banh her mi if you catch my drift
>>61926662why would you want to live in a disgusting city?
>>61926673she's not vietnamese she's korean you stupid son of a bitch.
>>61926679Shame, to think I thought you were a gay man of taste. The offer still stands.
>>61926534The withholdings tax is automatic so you won't have to worry about anything
erm u niggas told me to go all in on slv today because it was gonna pump
I told you not to play this headline. There's no money to be made off of it. I hope you listened. As for me, I will keep hating women, spics, niggers, jews, and Muslims and wait for this to play out more. Eyeing puts when the time is right.
>>61926683No I said go all in on DAVE its going to $300And GRRR is going to $30
Why does no one remember that all of this stuff happened last year>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-Day_WarDo people really have such bad memories?
>>61926681get your own gookfu, the h-mart is full of them
>>61926699Did they kill the ayatollah and hundreds of other leaders last year? This war is clearly for regime change and Iran knows it, they have no reason to stop bombing and consider peace talks.
So.What to do if you haven't grabbed anything last week? This week is out, right? Everything is too high?No HGRAF.
So when do we get rug pulled? It's impossible that we're all making money on this.
>>61926722Micron.
>>61926722SLV or >>61926724
>>61926722Wait for purim to be over. Its a holiday celebrating jews defeating gambling.
>>61926722You can gamble on TLT. If this war start to look rough bonds might go up.Think about it, if war is quick bonds might go up because less oil inflation pressure, if it's a long war institutions might prioritize bonds over stocks
>>61926564>Iranian "drone" "mothership"Lmao. It's a floating skateboard ramp for toy planes. It's a joke.
>>61926726I had SLV, died today, no growth.
>>61926723Why wouldn't we be making money on all of this, don't we always make money on all of this boss?
>>61926733Wtf, silver tanked. What is this bizzaro world.
>>61926733Checked. Ok, Micron or MUU if you're feeling a little zesty, in that case
>>61926734We are lured into thinking we're 4000 iq investors and once we put our last cent on the market they start operation bamboozle. It should happen anytime, bigD
I almost don't care anymore. Maybe I'll just stop for now. Never going to make bank off anything, why try.
>>61926234Life insurance is such a meme, what's the point if it doesn't work like a Mario 1-UP? My family will have to earn my money by sending death certificates to 4 different jeet helpdesks before they can access my accounts.
CRDObros am I being redeemed? Am I allowed to hope those calls won't be wallpaper tomorrow?
erm can anyone tell me why we are against hgraf
>>61926736dumping silver for gold and oil
>>61926759Graphene has been a meme/ vehicle for scams in penny stock pump and dumps since the 90s. This is nothing new, some will get rich, most will lose.
