princess of the negev edition>Latest developments on the warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61928431
>rumors that saudi arabia will attack iran
What are your best gainers in this environment, for me Its New Hope Inc and Amplify Energy in this second
I tried to warn you, I tried to warn you about buying the Kimchi and K-Pop index boss.
Get your gear on Timmies, it's time to die for billionaires so they can keep living in luxury and raping little girls
Not like this
PMs red. Tech red. Minors red. Energy red. Im done bying smigger memes I think.
>>61929118Don't worry, when the market opens retail will buy the dip largely offsetting the losses
>mfw the only thing green in my port today is god damned DAVEIts over....
Well at least if the entire economy crashes I wont have to go to work for a few months
> futures
>>61929128>soons
>>61929118DAVE SEV and oil are still green
I lost 50% of my portfolio. Give me something for 100% gains so I can get back to where I started
>>61929135How?
>>61929128>nexts
In a situation like this are we expecting spy to go up today at least after market opens? I wasn't into stocks during the other wars previously.
>>61929105NOC and RTX
Trump is literally sending the entire US air force to Iran right now. How long will this situation continue to escalate?
>DXY is up 1% in 6 hoursmy god.
>>61929158Until regime change
>>61929158An intensive bombing campaign for a couple of weeks then a decade of guerilla warfare while forgetting it exists.
>>61929158iran is less like a behive and more like an ant colony, they're harmless but still annoying
>>61929158>How long will this situation continue to escalate?Until Israel is either victorious and destroyed
>>61929140Surprises are what move markets, whats different from yesterday? Not much from what ive seen probably another crab day slightly up or down
>everything blood red>Israeli stock market barely down half a percent
>>61929158I don't get it. If you have a beehive near your house, what's wrong with removing it to prevent them from stinging you boss?
well, my YTD gains have been wiped out completely. im so sick of this political climate.
>>61929138options
>>61929158Your citation, sir?
>>61929170and it was up 6% yesterday
You voted for this btw :)
>>61929173If you don’t sell you haven’t actually lost anything
>>61929177Check the flight tracker threads on /pol/. Literally everything is headed to Iran. It's insane.
>>61929176Based
HGRAF is best thing ever!
>>61929169Good point. I saw a diagram of the stock market going up during war previous, so we know the future outcome of this. Probably just gonna buy some 0dte calls today and cash out quickly
>pinterest outperforming gold and silver during world war 3We used to be a real fucking country damn it
>>61929173Thats your risk profile not the politics
THE ORANGE <INSERT SLUR FOR BLACK PEOPLE> IS RUINING EVERYTHING AGAIN
>>61929170Almost like Israeli defence/aerospace stocks are rising because of the war
>>61929164They would have to re-invade Iraq first. The Iranian geography is very difficult like a fortress. Plus they have tens of thousands of very modern shoulder launch antiaircraft missiles and antitank systems. In those mountain passes it would be slaughter. A seaborne landing? The whole south coast is brimming with sea missile systems buried in the mountain side. This is far greater task than you think.
so are we buying at open or waiting a few days/weeks?
>>61929205Or reinvade Afghanistan. Or both.
>>61929170>>61929202
>>61929205Cute...We are America, faggot.We will bomb everything!Your defense is useless when it's shit from 70 years ago!
>>61929171What's the funnest way you've ever destroyed a bee/wasp hive, /smg/? I went to a friend's bachelor party at a cabin and there was a wasp nest right by the porch when we arrived. We all got drunk and made a game where you had to take turns throwing a paper airplane at the hive, and if you miss then everyone has to step one step closer to the hive before the next guy gets a shot. By the time someone finally knocked it down we were nearly point blank. My point is, financially speaking, that I hope our brave soldiers are having an equivalent amount of fun doing the same thing.
>>61929205We could just take all of our niggers and parachute them right into the middle of the country and have the whole thing wrapped up pretty quickly boss.
>>61929205>The whole south coast is brimming with sea missile systems buried in the mountain sideThat's that pic rel is for. Yes their carrying capacity is dogshit compared to the F15 or any actual bomber but they can penetrate far inside enemy defenses.But yes this will be a clusterfuck of massive proportions.
>>61929205>modern
>>61929215Have you ever said anything here of use gobbler. I doubt it.
>>61929170>>61929202>>61929211
all those hopes and dreams
>>61929225Dubailocaust
>>61929217They’re IN the fucking mountain.
>>61929210Bro, dont even joke about. I can see it now:" sleepy joe, did a horrible job in afganistan. a terrible one. we do a better one. A great deal with the taliban, a perfect deal. We will get out weapons back and some bakabazi boys. They are a great people, the best people even. well, you know maybe not as good as americans but still great. We just need to have sleepy joe out to get them to work wtih us, so we are taking the bases back and its going to be great!"
>oils going up>the fucking 3x leveraged ETF i bought doesn't movecan someone explain this fucking shit to me? OILU.
>>61929228They can put the missile defense system in the fucking core of the earth if they want to. They still dont know when or what to fire at.
>>61929170>>61929202>>61929211>>61929224I think you get the point by now but there's at least a dozen more I could post that show the large gains in the Israeli defence/aerospace sector on the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange
> last quarter hours
>>61929221MANPADS. SHOULDER FIREDThat means no apaches no Blackhawks. ATGMs with range up to 4km like Almas-1 up to 4kmhttps://youtube.com/shorts/bgmKeOwl6wY?is=ZBudODlWwZq8WScc
>>61929230Go ask the PM fags. They would probably tell you >you didnt buy an actual barrel of oil? ngmi
I am definitely exiting some positions if we get a pump at open
Since I already know where this day is headed, Im going to head out and invest in physical beer and cigs. Please keep the market closed until I get back. kthanxbai
>>61929230Looks like all their big holdings are western oil, better luck next time
>>61929229Well. Boots in Iran is not possible without Iraq or Afghanistan first. You can see the problems multiplying obviously
Fucking jeets tanking NVDA overnightGo trade pennies you fucking brownoids
>>61929213Dropped it into a flaming bucket at night.Amazing show.
>>61929234So those ships burning in Hormuz? Whats it 10 now? That’s a fantasy?
>>61929228We could just bomb a few holes in the mountains and drop all our niggers into the holes. Problems solved boss.
>>61929202Defense and aerospace only make up about 5% of the total Israeli stock market (not surprisingly the EIS etf is about 33% financial services)
>>61929230>>61929230>letfsSHNY committed seppuku this morning but JETD is my candle in hell
>>61929254Or we get D-day 2.0
>>61929265Are you comparing the radar cross-section of a 5th generation fighter jet to a fucking tanker? I dont think we have much to discuss.
>>61929087WE GONGO UP
t-thanks from GB orange-migger man!
>>61929264> Thursday
>>61929275Ships you DUMB CUNT. I was referring to the possibility of a seaborne invasion at Bandar Abbas as well as land for boots on the ground options. Fuck me some of you are dense.
Yesterday when we touched the liquidity pool we hard pumped. Today, pre-market, we're back in it again, even lower this time. Will we pump again, on this second touch, or will volume from yesterday's touch to it have consumed too much buyer demand, already?
Did Gerrinald Drempf really start a war and tank the markets just to distract from the Epstein stuff?
>>61929198kek
It begins
Wait, gold is getting fucked?Should I get a gold mine now? I guess institutions are selling off stocks and gold in the anticipated stock crash so they can do the old slurparoo
>>61929243WE ARE AMERICA FAGGOT!YOU THINK WE CAN'T SEE THEM 50KM AWAY AND SNIPE WITH OUR RAILGUNS?!
what color bugatti?
>>61929281Who the fuck is even entertaining the idea of a mass seaborne invasion. At most there'll be some airborne special forces units at key places.
shill me something
>check mailbox>look through junk mail>$20 voucher>actually accepted at places I get groceries/food>check junk mail discard bin>everybody in my building didn't even look through the flyers to see it>collect all the discarded vouchers>$920 of vouchers that expire March 30This feels pretty good
>>61929293You should be 10-30% physical. And holding lots of cash for when the panic starts later for miners and other commodities.
I'm not feeling so good.
>>61929295Stop replying silly boy>>61929297Doing what exactly? How would they get near Tehran. What air support at low level would they have? Anything under 10,000 feet is dead to MANPADS
>>61929230should have bought INDO or BATL
>>61929158Thats unironically how you get rid of wasp nests though
>>61929087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhIX8jm3W4ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
>>61929314This is just the beginning lol.
>>61929314It's just money bro
>>61929283Lots of put options today. So probably calls. But I'm not touching anything until 10 am today to make that decision
>>61929286That and he just really really likes Israel. And moving pew pew pew around the globe. And ordering gruff somewhat reluctant Masters level West Point guys to go pew pew pew. He really likes that.
im scared
>>61929325He’s been replacing senior military with Christian Zionist nutter officers too.
buying SPY 0DTE puts on openthank you for your attention to this matter
>>61929317>Doing what exactlyIm not a pentagon war gamer but I would guess take out those rebel guard units with manpads, disabling air defense systems, coordinating with willing civillians, etc.
>>61929323
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>umm, ACKSHYUALLY, I'm the one refusing to negotiate with Iranlol it's so fucking over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>61929337Gains frog. Lend me your powers
WHAT THE FUCK AAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
wowza
>>61929230I fell for baggies dishonesty and sold all my oil yesterday
RAPE
0.04%+Its fucking nothing
FUCK YOU YOU CHEETO JEW PUPPET FUCK
THE SMELLS OF WOMEN ASS
>>61929332Yeah. The fox greaseball '''''''sec of defence''''''' has the Old World sweating balls after whatever that was yesterday, that's for sure.
>>61929352Start buying
>>61929337Gains?
>>61929335Okay. Let’s break it down. Somehow. Fly 800km from bases they abandoned in Iraq. Over uncontrolled land saturated with Shia militia. With thousands of shoulder launch and antitank systems. In what a chopper? 800km? No so a C-130. Flying over 10,000ft so as to be out of range. But they still have hundred of optical guided sam systems hidden. That can reach 30,000 feet. And can be seen by the long range radars in the east of Iran. That are currently out of range from attack. To what? Drop 100 guys into a country of millions? With no support and light arms? This is not a fucking MOVIE.
Guys, this year might be the year i can say i beat the snp500 gains. I'm going to start a YouTube channel and brag about only being down 1% this year
everything is blood red
>>61929337LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minersisters... I think we should just not look at the app today.
we actually might his breakers holy moly
>>61929352Heaven. Just got done having sex currently taking post sex piss and watching the market bout to make eggs
BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
>>61929337Based?
GUYSLOOK AT THE SILVER SUPER COMPUTER
Holy macaroni mu is taking a shit to hell
>tech down>small caps down>international down>silver down>gold down>bonds down>crypto down
-1.50 opening Wtf happened
hello friendsmany of us are redbut it is okwe have each other
>>61929368we haven't had a discount day in a while, not a bad idea to buy some more
>>61929368I thought they might start to go up then this fucking shit starts, at least my options don't expire until 2027
>MU
How high we going bros?
https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A?si=Y2mW_fVODQ0Jz1sTFree, free fallin
>>61929363I dont know all the capabilities they have. I dont even know their war goal. I dont think they even have a war goal yet. But I didn't think they would be able to just snatch a foreign president either.
>>61929382you may have missed this whole war thing...
>>61929368Either sit tight for the crash. Or take 50% to cash and use that as ammo after.
BWET bros...
>>61929230>NRGUbought at $17 now it’s $30.My OIL is doing fine
>he didn't sell when he saw that the official US exit strategy in Iran is to literally trigger the apocalypse
>>61929396You know I woke up every day checking the news but today I see
/biz/burgers told me to buy plug at $4 but you thought you could fugg me i the asshole?? Well i dca all the way down to 1.72. and now has an average at 2.32 so
>>61929395They have more than people here understand. This is a war of economic attrition now. Boots on the ground of possible could be months away. They can keep this up for months too. They you still. Have to fight a ground war where you have no chopper cover or armoured safety. They have lots of capable squad level systems. China and Russia are pumping them in. And their own are very modern.
>>61929396WAR HUHGOOD GOD Y'ALLWHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
Buy the dip gang save us
>>61929375No based. I open my broker. -22%I think its a beer for breakfast day.
Huh, my TCEHY limit order hit.
>>61929413Boots on the ground would trigger the biggest wave of anti Israel nazi voters in millennials and gen z
>>61929404I pulled out a while ago
>>61929411
at least the dollar is softening the blow a bit for us US stock holding European kings
I listened to some anon and didn't sell yesterday. i beheemed myself
>>61929413God shut the fuck upThe reason we did shit in Iraq was because of Dems and we have an angry pissed off Trump who WILL use the military and WRECK SHIT
>VOO down 1.7%Fwoof. Good thing I diversified a bit with VEA.>VEA down 5%EVERYONE IS GETTING FUCKED
>>61929171This is more like your boss suddenly calling you at 2am saying he can see a wasp nest in his neighbor's yard but he doesn't want to climb the fence and take care of it so either you come over and destroy the wasp nest or he sends out a company wide email of a video of you having sex with children of you don't
>>61929424That’s the other war at home. How popular is this gonna be as it tanks the global economy and the scale and cost start to become apparent. I think he will go to war without congress approval and suspend elections. Crazy times.
even DAVE is red now.....
FUCK am I accidentally smart wanting to FOMO into HGRAFI sold my MUU at 190 and just swung it for +3%
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>61929434Take a look at this guy. Really take a look. This is the level of analysis that’s running the country now. Disaster awaits.
>NVDA stuck at 178FUCKING JEETS
Oil up?How?Where?Mine was pretty Friday too, asshole.
>>61929437>ww3 to suspend electionsThis is terminal tds
This is supposed to be as bad as the tariffs last year?
IT ALWAYS FUCKING DROPS 2% MORE RIGHT AFTER I BOUGHT FUCK YOU KIKES
>>61929435I am validated for going all-in on VOO.
I am losing so much fucking money today, even my oil stocks are down.
>Everything is redLiberation day is here the slurping will be glorious
dear community members, a word from our ceo
>>61929381down a lot of money today babe :( hope you're faring better.
Haha, this is just the Jew shakeout into pump tactic right...
Should I just dump whatever’s left into UVIX?
>>61929424>I'M GONNA VOOOOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEYou fucking sad sacks of shit
This is an angry dangerous market.
my portfolio is getting heemed harder than my SPY 0DTE puts are offsetting right now
>>61929450This.We had the fucking election during the Civil War!
THE DOW! THE DOW! IS AT 47 THOUSAND DOLL....47 THOUSAND!DONALD TRUMP!
The U.S. should issue war bonds so we can all profit from the loot
>>61929469
Is anything up? Kek
Wew lads. I am 70% cash but I’m scared of this wild beast. Seems like one crazy sexy bucking bronco of a market and I’m a little too nervous to hop on the saddle.
>>61929450DipshitTrump is a kikeLook up his dadYou can tell by his phenotype that he isn't White, that he's a kikel posThis is why he hanged out with kikesBoth parties are kikedWake the fuck up you pathetic sacks of shitAmerica is controlled by ZOG
anyone still buying korea? it's basically on sale
>>61929487Wait till the beast tires. And has kicked a hundred others in the head and balls.
>>61929491bruh everything is on sale
>>61929487If iran keeps getting more missiles through it's only going more blood red give it a day
Is everybody enjoying themselves?
>>61929485THE VIX! THE VIX! THE VIX IS AT 47....
ITS OVERBILLIONS MUST DIE
>>61929497Yes this is what I wanted with these gay aths everywhere
WOWHGRAF still green
>market on full panic modei wish i had some extra cash rn
>26 VIXnot sustainablethis is the bottom
ALLAHU ACKBARALLAHU ACKBARALLAHU ACKBARALLAHU ACKBARALLAHU ACKBAR
>>61929493I wish I had more money
>>61929493it's a bad one. but we bounced yesterday, and not much changed but the date, so i think we do it again. lot of time left.
Aapl 0%Kek
>>61929501Nigger did you just say something?
>>61929493What a day to buy shit
>>61929489Cool.How do you get rid of BOTH parties then?
Fuck kikes
>>61929495They have spent 25 years building an estimated 3,000 by western sources. Could be a lot more though. Buried in decentralised mosaic defence all over the country in rock silos.
i may be hooked
>>61929517ANDWEAREAMERICAFUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
>>61929511>Costco just fine and up 0.5%lmao
I know this feel now.
>>61929498Fuck that would make me so happy at that price
Gold to sub 5k today?
looks like the war was indeed NOT priced inoh well going cash onlyvacation time
Why is Tesla dumping? Teslas don't run on oil
EEM down 7%. that's somethin
My covered calls are happy right now
>>61929497No I'm depressed.But my positions are mostly cash, so I'm happy about that. I hope the market craters not in a mean way just expressing self interest.
>>61929324Looking pretty grim to me
>My portfolio right now
I voted for Merz.
>>61929533What did you think plastic is made from?
yikers. Depending if we get a gap up tomorrow pre-market or not, I may have to make my first and only trade of the year tomorrow morning at 9:31 sharp.
if everything is on sale it means nothing is on sale
>>61929450If he doesn't suspend the elections, he is going to be imprisoned for emoluments clause violations. He needs this war.
>>61929485Costco
>>61929547What will you trade?
>>61929548Exactly
So much bad shit but I have to dump vix calls if we see 32>iran>private credit blow up>recession>AI bubble>deepseek v4
If Micron dumps much more I'm finna slurp
my money is gone. down 80%
>>61929559What'd you buy calls on?
>>61929548>if you kill your enemies they win
Rate my oil play:20 USO 3/20 110c5 USO 4/17 90p
>>61929525i'm thinking about you babe. want to win back your affection. can't believe i lost it in the first place. lot i want to say to you but mercury is in retrograde and i've been advised not to, but i love you so much still and want better for us.
>>61929562silver minors and gold
>>61929559dumps are always the precursor to the next big pumpyou must waitwait till it is greenit might take a decade or two but your time will come too
I'm not selling. You're not shaking me out.
Wtf, CNQ is down, fucking rigged oil
>>61929574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
should I start slurping now or wait a bit more?
>>61929514That is literally the reason the founding fathers created the 2nd amendment for.To fight back against government tyranny.These cunts have gotten away with fucking over the American public for a century now because you rested on your laurels.The 2nd amendment has been reduced to redneck trash collecting guns to gloat about their collection instead of what it was actually originally designed for.You cannot vote away your problems when the enemy who is constantly killing you slowly from within with migration and promoting miscegenation and sending White men to fight their wars so they die is controlling the whole political landscape from within. You have to actually fight the old fashioned way.There's a quote from Thomas Jefferson about a tree needing some bloodshed periodically to renew itself.Well that blood needs to be shed from the elite kikes within America and the ones from Irsrael.
TGT chads rise up
everything is downnow what
>>61929570Just hold brother. The pain cant last forever
>>61929574Not only am I not selling, I slurped about 3k worth today and will continue to slurp as the dip keeps dippening or I'll stop if it rebounds
Anyone else profit off of SLV puts?
whoever bought puts yestarday is rolling
Sometimes at the end of the day… gold and silver are up fuckhuge and it’s time to sell to buy tech stocks down 80% in April nothing personal.
>>61929579What is even worth buying?
Who THE FUCK is getting rich in this economy!?!?!?
>>61929574Kek baggies
>>61929584My mining portfolio may have crashed below my adamantium hopium support but I'm not checking
>>61929579Wait. King Cheeto said the 'big one' is yet to come.
>>61929592Bobo
>>61929592Unironically nobody today. Maybe if you bought the correct oil stocks and you weren’t in anything else.
can we please just get a dip DIP instead of this fucking limpdicked shit? like you know, SPY back to 6500 today or something at least? there's literally nothing to short and nothing to buy holy shit this is driving me nuts
>>61929087My ex-North America index is down 6%. Fuck this shit, anyone have any good Israel ETFs?
>>61929592DaytraderGODS had a profitable opening five minutes
>>61929595Muh copper. Muh copper.Fcx. Hbm. Not like this. NOT LIKE THIS!
>>61929552TQQQ to tbills. If close is below MA150, rotate the next day if still below.It's got good returns in backtests
>>61929596He also said dont sell thobeit
Well... I guess I'm buying more TQQQ and SOXL, the fuck am I going to do? Not?
>>61929609Isn't tqqq risk af now?
I need to log into my account to slurp but I'm afraid of what I might see. How do you do it bros?
>there are men for whom this doesn't matter at all since they get to nestle their face between the ass cheeks of a beautiful womanbuy (female) natural gas
>>61929618It do gotta be done don't it
you must wait the dipbut when will the dip be the final dipone must not wait to get the best dipas every dip is not a forever dip
>>61929611That wasn't a real post, anon...
Is this the power of the Trump Economy?
Should I start averaging down on PPLT or just go fuck myself? I bought the top of it a few weeks ago
>>61929595Based fellow "If I dont see it, it cant hurt me" trader
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
그가 EWY를 샀나요? 팔아버리세요.
>>61929632Wait. This is all gonna get way worse before it gets any better.
slurp squad? are you there? requesting backup
>>61929643I slurped and got out...and I suggest you all do the same too
Korea rugging
>>61929648You're telling me Swiftposter saying he should FOMO into Korea was the top?
>>61929595i'am all in on miners. it's down 15% anon
>COBE VIX at 27.5its over, bros....
is everyone fomoing into dollars?
>>61929632I don’t have a lot in the market but I just did a 25% sell-off of what I do have. Might do more, unsure.
>>61929655IQQK down 14%, holy shit lol
>>61929664USD is up 1.2%Insane for a forex move.
>>61929570
>>61929617It is, below a critical threshold, most risky when QQQ is below MA150It preforms pretty well in backtests. Don't take my word for it tho, DYOR
>>61929643I sloorped some SSO like I do biweekly. I'm waiting for a deeper crash to go balls deep into UPRO or TQQQ
HORMUZ CLOSEDDUE TO AIDS
This is the gayest, fruitiest, most homosexual fag market I have ever been in.
Many of my oil and gas stocks are red what kind of fucker, is thisThis is a clear sign that people sell to cover their losses on margin positions
ITT bunch of panicans
The SOXS is now at $2 we are bear market now
>US bases getting blown up>US embassies getting blown up or closing>US can't protect gulf allies or IsraelYeah it's over. This is only day 4 and it's already this bad
>USD/EUR 0.86 YOOO STOP THE BLEEDING
>>61929664Oil is priced is dorrar anon. Gronk need black fire.
why is trump so arrogant and always want warwe could be happy with our AI bubble pumping
>>61929689True everything could've been fine
>>61929689I want a house thoughSeeing things going down makes me happy
>>61929557I'm gonna be honest if it keeps dumping into earnings holy shit it'll be a blowout and a surefire swing
>>61929687The euro should be pumpingThey should be the safe haven for investors looking to flee the unstable and fascist USA
>>61929669And this is exactly why you anons might want to think about jumping ship on foreign ETFs. The exchange rate will kill you. People flock to the dollar and treasuries when they flee the stock market. Look at the yen’s strength. Even if somehow you somehow do well in the Japanese market, you might lose all your gains because of a weakening yen/strengthening dollar.
Pull out fools
>VIX @ 28
>>61929705You're calling the bottom
>>61929570Our investments are in mature minors. They will grow up.
Lmao at apple and costco holding the line
I'm buying the silver falling knife if it crosses 80 again
Bought a lil more Micron computer
>>61929714>>61929714>>61929714
>>61929580AND THE FAGGOT LEFT TOO, STOP FORGETTING THEM ASSHOLE!IF IT ISN'T RIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT!
>>61929701The Euros are going to GET FUCKED HARDER than anyone else with the entire STRAIT BLOCKED OFF
>>61929716>MicronGODS>>61929713That cute image of the blonde anime girl infront of the Costco
>>61929679When it gets like this they sell everyfucking thing leveraged or not. ahhhhh gib cash pls. See gold.
>>61929703This is why im in PMs. Im trying to hedge fiat in general. But I forgot what spending a decade on /pol/ has taught me: everything, and I do mean everything is fake and gay.
>>61929701Ehh. We have just lost a significant portion of our gas and oil supply for foreseeable with low strategic reserves. Industry was already wobbling with loss if cheap Russian oils and gas and green bullshit climate goals. People energy bills could double very soon. Oh and your job at that chemical factory in Frankfurt? Sorry. No crying in the EU Casino.
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>>61929733I unironically lowered the temperature of my heating system yesterday to prepare for the energy price increase
>>61929726I think PMs made more sense when the fear was an AI bubble pop, but war is a different beast. A lot of serious investor money can’t justify to their clients that they’re going to gold because it’s still seen as risky. Anything that has been volatile will be less attractive when the goal becomes preserving wealth instead of making it. Stocks/bonds are the most risk averse short term bet.
>>61929588So...SLV calls now?
wow this is bad
>>61929774Crypto has 20% daily swings sometimes.This is meh
Is there a community meeting , or a South Korea market general ?
fucking mango tanking my portfolio
>>61929676THEN WHY IS OIL DOWN!?!?!LAST TIME THIS SHIT HAPPENED, OIL WENT UUUUP!!!!
>>61929885No production capacity
>>61929786Real world businesses are not speculative assets with no intrinsic value , and tend to not behave like shitcoin pump and dumps. But here we are . I’m losing money on sk Hynix
>>61929885oil is not down. but these fucking oil etfs are. i can't believe i was right but still took a loss, it's fucking bullshit.
>>61929902HOLY NIGGER SHIT
>>61929902> overbought garbage eventually collapses in value regardless of the character of the assetbased
>>61929420I did for oil and tried for Gayhorse.
>>61929456You invested in big oil. If you knew about the Blood Moon plus Purim you would have known there would be funny business. GET OUT of big companies before these type of dates. Buy the stuff that is already way down when or after the big dump. Professional investors were even warning about this based on historic patterns.
