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Anonymous (ID: hBV6/gyg)
03/03/26(Tue)11:02:58 No.61929992

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Anonymous (ID: hBV6/gyg) 03/03/26(Tue)11:02:58 No.61929992

Hey biz bros. I am an idiot. I know nothing about finance or stocks. Give it to me straight. What do I have to do. Please tell me.

Anonymous (ID: xstkh1Jj)
03/03/26(Tue)11:07:58 No.61930025

Anonymous (ID: xstkh1Jj) 03/03/26(Tue)11:07:58 No.61930025

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H1 this year good for commodity and gold
H2 this year dogshit for everything but cash

H1 next year everything bottom out
H2 next year good for stock and crypto

u ask grug answer

Anonymous (ID: GNitmu7M)
03/03/26(Tue)11:09:59 No.61930037

Anonymous (ID: GNitmu7M) 03/03/26(Tue)11:09:59 No.61930037

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>>61929992
cocaine

Anonymous (ID: 3lzxQgxC)
03/03/26(Tue)11:19:59 No.61930096

Anonymous (ID: 3lzxQgxC) 03/03/26(Tue)11:19:59 No.61930096

>>61929992
just put your money in a high yield savings acct (or SGOV) for now. stocks and real estate are going to be on sale in a year or so. then buy VOO or a house

Anonymous (ID: ePoJgFRg)
03/03/26(Tue)11:23:15 No.61930115

Anonymous (ID: ePoJgFRg) 03/03/26(Tue)11:23:15 No.61930115

>>61929992
World ETF. Invest until you retire. Live a cozy retirement with enough to give to your kids and grand kids. Otherwise, stay away from financial tools and the tools on this board

Anonymous (ID: rIYi/jGH)
03/03/26(Tue)11:24:01 No.61930120

Anonymous (ID: rIYi/jGH) 03/03/26(Tue)11:24:01 No.61930120

>>61929992
>>61930025
>>61930037
>>61930096
>>61930115
don't listen to this op. buy link

Anonymous (ID: WL+KnLUG)
03/03/26(Tue)13:42:32 No.61931019

Anonymous (ID: WL+KnLUG) 03/03/26(Tue)13:42:32 No.61931019

>>61929992
Hard truth...
start reading alot of finance.
If you havent already dabble for fun in crypto before moving and dealing in the real world, shabbos king.
It took me 2 years to fully commit to real world assets and opening a broker. Im still learning and reading.

Anonymous (ID: UDwJqr3r)
03/03/26(Tue)13:44:29 No.61931029

Anonymous (ID: UDwJqr3r) 03/03/26(Tue)13:44:29 No.61931029

>>61929992
DCA into VOO, BTC and paper gold with your weekly paycheck
Keep gold on the lower end, its a hedge and nothing else. Ignore goldfags.
Do mostly VOO if you're not keen on BTC.
If you understand BTC then do mostly BTC.

Anonymous (ID: zcChj35v)
03/03/26(Tue)14:57:00 No.61931472

Anonymous (ID: zcChj35v) 03/03/26(Tue)14:57:00 No.61931472

>>61929992
No cap fr fr on god on jahseh deadass? Just fucking buy tobacco stocks in a Roth IRA. That's it. Also get a gold etf of some kind. Then hold on for at least 5 years do not fucking do anything silly. You're welcome

Anonymous (ID: SZ+ix7l3)
03/03/26(Tue)16:13:02 No.61931870

Anonymous (ID: SZ+ix7l3) 03/03/26(Tue)16:13:02 No.61931870

>>61929992
https://youtu.be/tuEe6hm5bao

Anonymous (ID: PwzWtmgv)
03/03/26(Tue)22:29:06 No.61933161

Anonymous (ID: PwzWtmgv) 03/03/26(Tue)22:29:06 No.61933161

>>61930120
this

Anonymous (ID: 2fZpxOH1)
03/03/26(Tue)22:30:51 No.61933165

Anonymous (ID: 2fZpxOH1) 03/03/26(Tue)22:30:51 No.61933165

literally everything is about supply and demand, from micro to macroeconomics

Anonymous (ID: 2abl8qq0)
03/03/26(Tue)22:46:10 No.61933214

Anonymous (ID: 2abl8qq0) 03/03/26(Tue)22:46:10 No.61933214

>>61929992
Just bend over

Anonymous (ID: 63T7+2h0)
03/04/26(Wed)00:07:16 No.61933391

Anonymous (ID: 63T7+2h0) 03/04/26(Wed)00:07:16 No.61933391

>>61929992
Just buy Monero it will be the next BTC but you wont

Anonymous (ID: SWj+IMXP)
03/04/26(Wed)03:28:58 No.61933820

Anonymous (ID: SWj+IMXP) 03/04/26(Wed)03:28:58 No.61933820

>>61929992
buy OKE

Anonymous (ID: P0nvrZIF)
03/04/26(Wed)04:35:08 No.61933955

Anonymous (ID: P0nvrZIF) 03/04/26(Wed)04:35:08 No.61933955

>>61929992
>Wagie your life away for some slave owner, increase your salary and save hard, put it all into an ETF and watch it slowly grow to a modest amount
or
>YOLO that shit into one of the many fine wackjob moonshots featured on our board and spend your life wracked with stress praying alongside the other cult members for a miracle

Anonymous (ID: hBV6/gyg)
03/04/26(Wed)13:25:09 No.61935803

Anonymous (ID: hBV6/gyg) 03/04/26(Wed)13:25:09 No.61935803

Should I just wageslave and put the majority of disposable income in the snp500? I just want to move to another country when I'm around 30 to take long walks and think all day

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