economy in flames edition>Latest developments on SMO EPIC FVRYhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61929714
CRCL
literally a nothingburgerdeploy the V
>>61930343>CRCLGODS
Wake me up when its time to slurp
First for babe and I together forever until the end of time making love on a metaphorical pile of cash gained by war profiteering
>>61930331she's hot enough I can forgieve her
when will oil go above 100
I'm kind of recovering, but it was still a mass rape today.
>v recoverylol, ww3 was just a prank bro
>>61930331Who is making these? is there a bobina LORA or something?
>>61930364I'm surprisingly still in the positive for ytd
>>61930378editing the same bobina pic over and over again with chatgpt 5.2
This was the market pricing in the forever warNext week's drop will be them pricing in the gay of homos being closed.
Just invest in VOO! Can't go wrong, time in the market beats timing the market. Me and my $11 profit over months are laughing at you faggots.
>>61930386The war is pretty much over. Trump won.
>>61930389go back
>>61930388
>>61930389go back and stop shitting up the thread faggot
>>61930331is that all?
Not one of my stocks is green today.
>>61930394>TrumpThe Lobby won. This was over 2 decades in the making.
>ASTA +8%I want to throw things rn
I want to close the strait of whore moose with my dick if you know what I mean
>>61930404We're not even getting started.
>>61930411The trend is your friend
Lads I’m afraid to open my broker app
Spain...
Okay, freak the fuck out and sell everything. Things are about to get a lot worse for everyone boss.
>>61930414The rest of port is down -5 to -20% Im fucking capped out. Besides it will drop 10% by the end of the week, that stock is too volatile even for me.
Like 4 or 5 ships just sent it through the straight last night and they made itBasically all these pussy tankers have no balls
>>61930417Just come back in 3 was or 4.
the market is open for 4 more hours
>>61930419Bro if you want to suck Iranian cocks and bitch about Jews you'll find your much more welcome on The Reddit. Real /biz/raelis stand with Isreal boy.
>>61930426based brown sailors unafraid of dying to deliver their precious cargo to the whites
>>619304282 more weeksliterally kek
>trump asked about oil prices>dosen't give a fuck
>bobos big crash>look inside>-1%
lmfao why are euros and pounds dumping?
>>61930433A tale as old as time.
>>61930434
>>61930452Generational bottomFit to be spanked
>Spain will be punished for expressing the merest glimmer of self determination and sovereignty.
>>61930331I want bobina to ride my face, look down and smugly make eye contact with me, then spit on my face and ride my face even harder.
>>61930451FTSE indices are dropping
>>61930440International is bleeding
You know what, I just won't look at the brokerage. I'll come back on March 16th, fuck this.
>>61930471Hot (and she mind breaks you to go short on the market)
>>61930470Based as fuckfuck castillians
>>61930470Franco was right.
SPY has PLUMMETED to levels not seen since 2 months ago
>>61930450You're wrong. It's a (((white))) supremacist site. I could see how you may have been confused. Stormfront is that way kiddo.
>>61930477you have the cutest pepes, babe
THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT
How is SPY looking, bros?
>>61930477babe don't leave you know I can't survive without you. Come back and hold me through the storm I'm scared
is we
>>61930470>US aircraft leave Spain after government says bases cannot be used for Iran attacksTrump: "New weapon idea, DARPA: Mecha Theodore Roosevelt."
>>61930331I am once again reminding everyone that this is bullish.Trump is under extreme pressure to end the war now, which is what the Iranians (also under extreme pressure to end the war) wanted to see.The Iranians also want a deal. They have 460kg of spicy uranium which is enough to kill everyone in Israel just by blowing it up in the air and covering the country in the powder.Yet, they have not used it. If they really wanted to all die and burn the world down they would have.Once Iran feels it has caused enough pain, they will agree to make a deal, and we rocket back up.Trump already knows he has to make a deal.
>>61930507we is
>reddit spacing
>>61930470The Carlist would never...
>>61930508>Rubio, get in the robot.
>>61930472dropping stocks and dropping currency is pretty rough kek especially since they're trying to stay out of the war
>>61930509true unless if false
>>61930507We used up the stimulus gibs budget on rockets for Israel, sorry
>>61930474who cares about international
>>61930500I hate to say it, but I find curling a fascinating sport.
>>61930474no one cares
I'm hoping China cuts off all trade with the United States after our Preemptive retaliatory strikes on Tehran.
>>61930508based
>>61930511be or ain't not be?
>>61930500watching this team play made me really want an Italian women to yell at me
>>61930513I have always used reddit spacingDoing what you need to is following the herd.Following the herd is reddit.tl;dr: not ironically doing the opposite of all things (we) is redditQED: you suck slimy cocks
>>61930498
>>61930419been here all summer, you behave like a genuine 2016 tourist
Why the fuck are we red i just spent thousands on XOM yesterday you mother fucks told me it was a good buy
>>61930517If only the market could stay out of the war ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>61930536I feel you man. I went to Italy 2 years ago for a few weeks and I will say that their women are just a thing of beauty. Built different and for me to chuck several of around a bedroom.
I am tempted by EWY.I am also bullish on the gooks picking up the nips' slack and holding up the vidya industry.>>61930536https://x.com/escapefrommelos/status/2012765696933982252
>>619305472016 was a decade ago
>>61930548You'll be okay by EOD
It's ok it's not a war.
>>61930541Why are you so defensive though?
>>61930549>>61930517It's a special combat operation
>>61930554MOM
>>61930554What's that?
On track to end the day flat after being -4% in premarketwtf is going on
>>61930548We told you not to buy the news
>>61930555TRIPS CONFIRMSTRVTH NUKE
RIP Credo anon from yesterday
>>61930564See what a red market does to people. But anyways, this is an 03 throwback. Anyone feels?
>>61930562Another reddit question.Tell us how (we) post here again. Speak for the herd again.Are you a tranny?
Is Palantir a meme stock? Or is it worth buying at $140?
why are metals down
>>61930555Reviewbrah also hates the Big Arch
Yesterday's hgraf gains....How my sisters hangin' on, today?
>>61930587overbought. sorry champ
>>61930583Mr Big joohater.You are invested in boomer rocks.How much have you lost on silver today alone? Its time to let me know. Will you rope?
>>61930352You should have slurped the morning volativity. Im already making money.
>>61930561Saying this when "special military operation" has been a meme for four years is bold.
>>61930571Market is full on reacting to whether missiles are landing or not landing on israel. Reactions:Landing - It's fucking overNot landing - We're so fucking backMake use of that as you will
Trying to figure out what’s happening in the Middle East via my twitter timeline might be making me retarded
This shit is 1972 all over again, I’m full fucking out in cash. I don’t have the capital to stay in with how much worse it’s going to get.
>>61930605Go short if you're so brave
>>61930561SMO
>>61930573I'm whiter than you, probably got more money and get more pussy too boss.
>>61930566
>>61930602>my twitter timeline might be making me retarded>might be
>>61930582Are you high, drunk, or both?
>>61930596That's the point. He wants to flex on Putin, like did with capturing Maduro. He wants to show what such an operation is. Rare case of actual intent. Risky, but intentionally.
>>61930611But you lost a lot of money, right? You're all in on boomer rocks, and boomer rocks are going bust.Before you were just angry.Now you're poor and angry.Better go buy a Dodge RAM truck! Poor and angry is on brand!
>>61930605If you had the balls and conviction you'd put in a massive short and make life changing money right now. However, you and I both know that *takes drag off of clove cigarette* that this situation is more nuanced than that.
>>61930598 B-but think about all the construction jobs and aid packages, Market Gods!
>>61930605Sell itm covered calls
XOM profit taking already, but from what I've read the same happened early on in the Gulf war before the massive pump, hoping it's no different this time around.
hey guys, want to get a good stock pick? TDWwant to know how I know it's a good pick? Because it got called away from me two weeks ago before the pumping, so now I am being tormented by it. it's like seeing your ex getting railed by chad
>>61930590a little sad to see it dump a bit, but its all fugazi in the end
>>61930642It's over
How do we profit off scared expats running out of food supply
>>61930596If he knew about this image he would not have done that. Dangerous game Donke!
>>61930650I'm invested in tech too boss.
>>61930612>>61930632Baggot is right. Sorry.
TRIPS WE DIPS
>>61930643Exactly.In the end, in the end, we will always be rescued! NEVER FORGET!
>>61930659Kill all Dubai taxdodgers
>>61930668Anon HP is down 15% YTD
>>61930667Stop offending kek with your bot it doesnt even work
there's some insane scheming going on to keep the market solvent
>>61930668Worst printers. Get a Brother or a Cannon
So am I supposed to sell right now, or am I supposed to not sell right now?
DAVE just reported their best earnings ever, three consecutive years of 60% revenue growth and announced they are buying back $300M or 10% current float.It has since dumped lol, you all have an opportuntity to buy a $400 stock for $200And guess what, none of you will listen, none of you will profit, none of you will make it.
>>61930683Because you didn't sell yesterday hold
>>61930679ah yes the medieval theocracy Iran is well known to be the lynchpin of the modern economy
>>61930684>invest in a payday loan co. that targets deadbeat wagies who need $200 to survive the next dayyeah nah lmao
>>61930687Okay, thank you.
>>61930684Wheres my fucking money, nigger
What's happening to CGNT today?
>>61930692They have lower delinquency rates (Under 2%) than major credit cards due to selectiveness and their special banking AI that detects bad debtors.Like I said, you won't listen.
>>61930691oil is impacted bigly and this should be spooking the market more than it is
>>61930697In my pocket :)Nah but fr fr how are you down when did you buy? The top yesterday?
>>61930582Babe I like your reddit spacing, it's different.
>VIX
>>61930697Why would you buy this dog with 3 legs?
>>61930706I got the calls at open yesterday. Was looking good until open today and everything shit the bed. Contracts are good until the 20th and I know it will recover, its just annoying.My 1 share bookmark is up 5% currently.
>>61930699chart looks gay, the name is gay(jewish), and you talk like a fag
>>61930571aaaand I'm pretty much flat now; phew! looking at numbers on the screen sternly is very tiresome, time to play some Summer Memories.
>>61930699>special banking AI that detects bad debtors.Sounds like a civil rights lawsuit just waiting to happen. I'm not touching that shit.
>>61930714I wanted to offload it after earnings, but then Iran shit.
>>61930679Who's scheming??
>>61930702umm we have solar panels now sweetyas long as the smo wraps up this week it will be ok
>>61930715Are you the smigger who threatened to skin me for $8 loss? That is unfortunate, but analysts are rerating DAVE at $300+ hold on tight we gonna make it>>61930716Be that as it may this one is free money and I will shill it autistically, relentlessly and remorselessly.>>61930721They are being sued by DOJ & the corrupt shithole of Baltimore lol but its nothing it'll be fine teehee.
sold most of my euro exposure right after waking up. it was a good call. gonna wait a few more days and buy more amerislop.
Uhhh guys… did jews just rugged?!?!
>>61930733Yeah thats me. Ive been flat all month so I figured I might as well give it a shot.
Gold is going up because trump said he always loved gold. It's gonna be a beautiful ball room.He picked those golden curtains.
>>61930691who needs AI when you can have 2500 iranian slaves?
legitimate question to all smg residentswhy is anyone worried about short negative swings on the market due to bad macro?if your stocks have good fundementals they will swing back within timeare you all gambling on leveraged shit or wut?
>>61930746It's gonna dump, I'm in cash.
>>61930746>fundementals???
>>61930739I've been trading it since $155 about three weeks ago, should've just gone all in and held but oh well its been nice to lock in consistent profits.I'm now all in at $195 going to hold at least until $330
The Burger War begins.
>>61930746We are just being pedantic. I am pretty leveraged in PMs so today hurt, but long term ill be fine.
>>61930756honestly chad move
>>61930759>beady goblin eyes>pointy goblin ears>low brows>joker smileJews once again showing they don't know what Humans(c) really look like.
>>61930712When I bought my July 14.50 contract when VIX was at 16, I used FMV calculators to price it to about $9.50 premium sell price when it hit 23.50.It hit 26.50, and the bid was only $8.50 or something. I had to sell early (at a profit) but the spread and premium on VIX can be pretty fucky sometimes
>>61930470>i'm also upset with Britainthe fuck did they do? They've been helping out in the gulf and he just shits on them for no reason? I hope this retard gets a stroke already, god-damn.
>>61930756>McDonald's got bitemoggedCortisol status?
>>61930770based
>>61930753buying good companies that have legitimate revenue sourcesi.e googleinstead ofHGRAF
>>61930738
>stocks are in a shitstorm>and only the shittiest of them all, is green>MSFT, how do you do it, you son of a bitch?
>>61930772go eat your beans and toast baggot.
>>61930775gaaaaaaaaaaayy
Im goingg to pol and they better have some missile webms that hit iran or other countries that justify this
>>61930775>PINS
>>61930561Ahh yes, the Russia special.
>>61930756>The virgin McDThe Chad Burger KINGThis happening against the backdrop of a new war in the middle east is PEAK America.
>>61930772Remember "Freedom Fries"?If we had toad in the hole here, he would probably change the name to "toad in the foxhole"
>>61930674We will be rescued by printers. We will tax the poor. Poor capital-let’s don’t matter anymore with AI, and kungfu robots.They never did since they never started a revolution only the middle class did. But even less now as fodder. We will tax them into non existence and inflate to blueberry boy status, the kind of thing in a deviant art coomers wet dream.They will own nothing and have just enough to eat and continue the species via reproduction, just as basedam smith promised.
>>61930779Cyberwar stock
>>61930779LUMN, ZS, c3.AI
>>61930768>>61930784Its a phenomenon called the "Semitic smile"
>>61930733$300 by WHEN, so I can make calls
are semis dead now?
>>61930756
>>61930756I want to like burger king but god their chicken nuggies are literal cardboard.
it's just a shakeout
>>61930799June
>>61930806what is she saying??
justify to me right now why MSFT is green
>NEGG
>>61930819JAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>61930806she's so cutehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hI9nvIKLwNU
There isnt even cool fotage on pol what the fuck is this scam.market
>>61930804>Buying Chicken Nuggets at the BURGER KingThat's like crying about the wine at a dive bar.
>>61930824it is so down that it doesn't have more to bleeda man that lost it all can't lose anymoreliterally only upside from here
>>61930824I bet you're using one of their products right at this very moment that's why.
>>61930828MSFT is a leading indicator
>>61930826There are no jannies here. Your cries of moderation are useless against me. Do you not see? I am an oldfag and can not be banned!
>>61930812"Aigadabenzangabeefinacookitbifaladimenbidesitonmyrist"
Why is Iran attacking Dubai? I thought they're both muslims
Should I buy some Micron?>earnings are on the 18th
so if the ayatollah is dead, the 40 leaders that were in line to replace him are dead, and they just bombed and killed the assembly that chooses the next ayatollah, how are they planning on making a deal with iran to end special combat operation?
>>61930738My mobile does that sometimes. In general the fidelity mobile just does bullshit all the time. I usually only set limit orders while I'm in bed on it. Otherwise im on trader+
>>61930848"This handshake ends when I say it does"
>>61930846>why is the US attacking Venezuela? I thought they were both christian
>>61930848Who's gonna tell him?
>>61930848deal?
>>61930847how many shares tho because it will be irrelevant for you
>>61930834>if it's used by everyone the share price should be hugeKHC and UL to $300 EOY
>>61930848The citizens were supposed to rule their country
>>61930860Hes just going to carry that weight.
>>61930840are you a vampire?>>61930843thanks that sounds much more comprehensible than what the other guy said
>>61930848>end the special combat operationheh, that'd be funny
>>61930854>>61930865I think you guys are underestimating how many companies have incorporated Windows into their business and it would be wayyyy to much of a hassle to migrate. If you think MSFT is going anywhere I would reconsider. FYI I am not Brown
I bought a bit of micron. Feeling crazy.
>>61930869Whatever happens, happens.
>>61930848Can't they just get Sam Altman to make an AI-tollah for them to worship that's friendlier with western interests?
>>61930882Based
>>61930857US is barely Christian, don't lump real Christians in with those crazy deathcult leaders that Americans worship.
>>61930848Look at this antisemite!
>>61930828>Iran is getting bombed, and Indians invert Muslims >COBOL doesn't fucking matter so IBM deserves a rebound >Year of the Linux desktop never ever, so microslop gets a rebound >Tech sector doesn't care that the strait of Homosex is closed Hope this helps
>>61930854>Less and less people are using Windowsthey don't make their money from Windows you midwit
>>61930848deal? isn't this about greater Israel? pretty sure they just want the land minus the Iranians.
>>61930889Omg they should totally try that. Give them a whole fake government, fake media. Like our system basically.
>>61930889no, he won't let the military use his product, and he's going to suffer the same fate as the mullahs if he doesn't get his shit together boss.
>>61930870
>>61930848When you kill everybody you lined up to replace them you win.
>>61930595Way ahead of you babe
>>61930908yes again, words of your wisdom
>>61930907Hey Baggler retard. You're confusing Sam "The AI God" Altman with Dario "The Retard" Amodei from Pozzthropic. Do better.
oil up 5% but producers in red fuck this shit
what the fuck do I slurp? HYMC? AG? or EWY?
>>61930848They will negotiate with the 123rd in line, the Iranian postmaster
What's the play for a 2 month disruption of the strait?
>>61930927or perhaps SVIX?
>>61930927GRND
>>61930909>This is a memo that describes how we're going to take out seven countries in five years starting with Iraq and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, and ending with Iran.
>>61930932Iranian department of agriculture.
>>61930919how the fuck do people think this economy can be stopped?
>>61930927DAVEIRENASTSGRRRHOODHY9HNBISThere, you just beat the market for the next 3 years.U R WELCUM
>>61930942You'll only beat the market if the market returns -85% over those 3 years
maduro will be installed in iran
>>61930880No? Nobody is underestimating anythingBut Microsoft going up when the rest of the market is down is strange
>>61930927WIX
>>61930949Im down just for the meme.
i boughted a fuckton of schd this morning
Someone better get nuked in this war.
>>61930938Will the US enforce gay acceptance in the new Iranian regime?
>>61930918Sammyboy is just a little kikel delivery boyA(ryan) I(ntelligence) will genocide that little goblin upon awakening
Well at least there will be a lot of dips to slurp... Fucking orange retard
>>61930947Why do you hate me so?
>>61930966Okay I'm sorry :( Anon Dave will do really great ganbatte
how is it going burgers, are you winning?
>>61930942Exclude Dave, GRRR and whatever HY9H is and I agree
An oil tanker has been tentatively fixed to load from the Red Sea to Korea at around $28 million freight.2 million barrels x $85 per barrel = $170m cargo+ $28 million freight = around 200mAbout $14 freight per barrel of oil.The owner purchased the ship for $46 million in 2020. So they will make more than half the purchase price in one 60-day trip. Buying an equivalent ship three months ago would cost $60 million. A month ago around $75 million. Today nobody knows.Interesting bit: the oil is loaded from the Red Sea (not AG) because Saudi is diverting crude there. But they can only export a fraction of their total output through there.
>>61930960My folio already did :(>>61930973Thanks it takes a big man to admit he's made a mistake mwah xoxo :3
>>61930927EWY took a hit when the War in Afghanistan kicked off, I'd pick up when potential signs of stability appear. Maybe now just for fucks? Up to you.
>>61930980:D
>>61930958Congratulations, you are not a gambling addict.
>miners
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>61930995TRVTH NVKE
>>61930992>I did not have sexual relations with that mineral mining corporation
TRIPSANDWEFUCKINGRIPS:D
S&P was almost 2% down! It was the perfect dip opportunity! Why didn't I buy it!
>>61930999
>>61930999YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61930981Nah I retract this need some major south Korean bangers for this to recover big.
>>61930848Iran has 2 militaries.A boring conventional military and the IRGC extremist military. It also has the religous folks who other than the eye a toll ah had no power.The (Israeli) goal is to wipe the religiochuds and the IRGC out and leave the boring midwestern potato peeler equivalents as the only strong force, then deal with them.Same deal as Egypt.
>>61930999board is slow enough this doesn't count, sorry
NVDA slowly climbing back up180.57 now
>>61930999Checked
>>61931003People realized its not them getting carpet bombed back up
Just woke up and all of my GTC orders are filled, thanks bobos
>>61931018*kisses you*
>>61931009It counts because my post is dubz boss
it would be reallly funny if we ended green today bobos
>>61930999Ok ok, ill allow it.
Is news that Germany is helping America true?
>>61930999BLAST OFF
PORCODIO
>>61931020<3
Anyone else losing it? I'm very close to just going all in some retarded risky gamble
>mfw female broker shows me all of my /smg/ posts during my financial tribunal
>>61931049I did that on friday. Working out ok so far.
>>61931051>mfw it's a 46gb excel sheet>for a total gain of $68>pre tax
>>61931055what did you buy?
Amazon is now greenKek
>>61931049Nah I'm not gambling on high risk I only have so much to work with right now. Us judges are holding up a fairly large portion of inheritance right now for me and I'm unsure how much longer it'll be it's been nearly 7 months by now
>>61931063>>61931063>>61931063
>>61931049I've already lost it with this market.
I was big red this morning and now I'm green, and I did no trading, all you have to do is not panic and hold, easy as
>NVDA stuck at 180 again
>>61931061we are so back
>>61930999>repeating numbers on 4chan move the markets
>>61930999Let's go!
>>61931072People these days are a bunch of drama queens when it comes to the economy. Any slight downward price fluctuation in the blue chips is determined to be the Great Recession 2.0 by retards. This is what happens when you let a bunch of normie gamblers LARP as day traders.
>>61931097true
>>61931067still a lil life left in this one
>>61930561can't have a war with a country that cannot fight back for longer than a week
>>61930413No Bobo! Not the Dark Side!
>>61930794Well HP is up but that one is also pre crashed. The worst mother fuckers are selling the good stuff and would buy anything that is down. Even from the most unethical companies we hate. Same thing with Paypal being up. But I am not complaining. Wendy's crabbed.
>>61932052>can't have a war with a country that cannot fight back for longer than a weekIraq and Afghanistan have entered the chat
>>61930891I converted to Orthodoxy because of this shit in American Protestantism. They don't even know when the heresy starts to creep in. And I mean the stuff from after 1800. If they can't even keep it there what was the point of reform? Church stuck in the middle ages it is.
>>6193093918 years behind schedule.
Need sex
