If yuor’e in the red today you can hav 1 (one) donut
>>61930695thanks
>>61930695I don't want your donuts, pepe. I want bobo's shorts.
>>61930695Can I has pink? I'm not ghey it's just yummy
glad I got here before you ran out, they're gonna go quick
>>61930695I don't eat donutsthey make me fatty for offer fren
Can I have 2?
>>61930695thanks just in time to drink my coffee
>>61930695I’m very in the red so I will take more than 1 thank you.
>>61930695i've been in the red all year, can I have the entire box?
>>61930695Do you still have any?
>>61930695my portfolio is outperforming ASS&PISS, NASQUACK, DAX, HSI, Russel2000, but has never beaten N225. Dont know how japs do it.
Submitted for your consideration: a modern-day Midas with a digital curse.Meet a man who lives in a palace of green candles and soaring percentages. On paper, he is a titan of industry, a wizard of the blockchain, a master of the commodities pit. His portfolio has performed with the precision of a Swiss watch for 6 years, never once dipping into the red.But look closer. Notice the frayed collar of his shirt, the empty cupboards, and the flickering light of a past-due utility bill. He possesses a fortune he cannot touch, for he has discovered a terrifying law of physics unique to this dimension: the moment his finger clicks "Sell," the market will defy all logic and pump 1,000%.He is a prisoner of potential, starving to death in a room made of gold bars he’s too afraid to move. He’s about to discover that in this market, the ultimate "stop-loss" isn't a price target—it’s his own sanity.Next stop? The ticker tape is scrolling just ahead... in The Twilight Zone.
>>61930695Give me a crueler
>>61931218Kek, that made me laugh, anon. Eternal baggie just holding because, if I sell, my bags will definitely moon the next day.
>>61930725I'm ashamed to say I've developed a taste for the brown ones. Just kill me now.
>>61930695I've been in the red for YEARS! I stupidly spent $40,000 on Maxim Nurov's DRC.
>>61930695I have more than 4m donuts.
>>61930695I only check my portfolio once a week.
>>61930695pushes frog to the floor and devours the whole box
>>61930695the jelly or the boston creme pls, I don't love the ones without filling
>>61930695I count at least 12 anons who seemingly accepted a donut. Are there any sprinkles or crumbs left in the box?
>>61934198I think OP went out to get more…oh, there he is!
>>61930695Can I still get a donut?
>>61931218Gem
