How are you financially preparing for married life?
Every man with a dollar to his name should have a Waifubot investment fund. Like a retirement fund but for the day waifubots get invented.
Financially speaking, is it bad to cheat on your girlfriend?
>>61931538Sticking with my practice wife/cumdumpster for now
I'm getting wrecked.
>>61931568What does the waifumaxxer portfolio look like?
>>61931538By reading about divorce laws
>>61931622All in on AI obviously. If it's not a bubble it's free money, if it is then the fund was pointless in the first place and nothing of value was lost.
>>61931626Depressing.
>>61931583if you cant afford to quit your job and dedicate yourself full time to finding a better girlfriend, you cant afford to cheat
>>61931538I'd be so embarrassed to be caught with that thing.
Use case for marriage? The binding contract i mean
>>61931538>Not a single mention of the ghost girlEvery single person ITT is a newfag
>>61931817Are you an actual monk? That is so boring
>>61931799"What do you do, Anon?""I'm unemployed and pursuing women."
Everyone i meet is broke asf and expects me to bail them out but im not rich anyways.
>>61931630>pascals waifubot wagerI can't fault that logic desuAs soon as I get some of my funds get untied from their current schedules I'll probably do that
>>61931857> what do you doYou have no idea how much this enrages me.
>>61931538the only way to beat the female roastie is to get rich before you get married. Then move all of your assets off shore, or put them into an irrevocable trust, that way all premarital assets can never be touched. However if you have a child with her and she wants a divorce, then you will still get fucked by alimony and child support. Always get a solid prenuptial agreement. Make sure your soon to be roastie wife gets her OWN attorney and doesn't use the same one as you. Never create a joint account. Keep premarital assets (retirement accounts, real estate, side business) in a trust before you tie the knot. This will ensure that she can't take half of everything you own. Get a prenuptial agreement that she agrees to. Set appropriate limits on how much she and her jewish lawyers can rape you for in the event of a divorce. Good luck out there. I wouldn't wish marriage on my worst fucking enemy these days. Too much state involvement.
>>61931817Based pasta
>>61931811Its useful for women these days and literally nobody else. Even the tax advantages are all moot as soon as you hear >I'm not happy
>>61931845I refuse to look at it again.Thanks for triggering my PTSD.
>>61931817heaven better be worth all this bs
>>61932000There may or may not be s heaven. Take ez cause the ones who have it good are. You can get on your car snd hang our at s bar of smth.
>>61931538Married life? Is the state going to mandate me a wife?T. 36yO, NW ~ $650k USD, living with my parents
>>61932059>if youre so smart why cant you find a roastie?>turns put youre fucking stupid
>>61931845>What?! They saw a repost but they didn't SAY THE THING?>come on you newfags, that how we do it here on 4chan, when you see someone POST A REPOST then that's your chance to be the person who gets to SAY THE THINGgod damn i hate reddit so muchwe would have fucked you to death back in the good old days, boy
>>61931538How to financially prepare for getting married? Simple, you don't (get married).
>>61931538Oof bro. Thank God mine is still cute even after 3 kids. And she cleans and cooks, my house would never look like that. Hell I basically won the lottery since she was also a virgin.
It is 2026, only low value men get married
>>61932238> Oof bro. Thank God mine is still cute even after 3 kids. And she cleans and cooks, my house would never look like that. Hell I basically won the lottery since she was also a virgin.After 3 kids. She gross as hell bro. Keep that shi to yourself.
>>61931868Been on dates where I pick up a certain vibe. Gal from another town in le big city, looking for someone to move in with quick. You can smell it on them
>>61932244Every girl has a vibe, it is called the biological clock. lol. They operate on a timeline. Only time girls are “fun” is when they are under 20.
>>61932070we are all smart in differnt ways, i cant code for shit, but im high eq and attractive have no issue getting womens deepest desire of me
>>61932255If youre so smart, why aren’t you rich? Turns out your fuckingstupid.
>>61931868try looking poorer
>>61932251Not what I was getting at, but sure
>>61932300Same thing. Girls operate on a timetable.
>>61932130You're so upset because you blew your cover newfag
>>61932130>falling for the baitI tip mine hat to thee, good sir.
