do nothing edition>Latest developments on SMO EPIC FVRYhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61931063
I HAVE BEEN HEEMED
FIRST FOR DAVE & GRRR & IREN
I boughted
You DID slurp HGRAF, right?
Everything I have is dead except fucking hgraf
>>61931902Grown ass man btw
>>61931893>-6%Okay>inhaleAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AA
>>61931902>GRRR
It is very important that everyone blames red neck America and not the jews. Reminder, blaming red neck america is not a scape goat it is the truth. Blaming the jews for this has no basis in reality and is anti semetic. yes it was just proven epstein was a mossad agent that frequently talked to the prime ministers of israel and blackmailed all your politicians and ceos but there is no black mail happening right nowyour country just totally organically decided to destroy the stock market and economy and cause an oil shock because it wanted to
>>61931916>Best BuyI had an account for a while, but I forgot the password, and whenever I ask for an email or text, they say they sent it, but it never goes through. I hope they go bankrupt.
>>61931918Bombing Iran is good and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Inshallah the Shah shall be returned to his rightful throne before the end of the year.
>>61931884>You do realize the "Hebrew Bible" is just the old testament.The other way around you deranged loon.The OT was based on the Tanakh.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Testament>The Old Testament (OT) is the first division of the Christian biblical canon, which is based primarily upon the 24 books of the Hebrew Bible, or Tanakh, a collection of ancient religious Hebrew and occasionally Aramaic writings by the Israelites.[1] The second division of Christian Bibles is the New Testament, written in Koine Greek. Tanakh was first.Then they made a version to spiritually enslave goyim and subvert Rome from within.
>>61931918>>61931927oy vey
>>61931918BASEDREDNECKAMERICA
On the one hand I’m down 6%. On the other hand I just bought some TCEHY on discount
>>61931927Each bomb kills liberal shah loving iranians in cities like Tehran.If there was a regime change stock, I'd be shorting.
Why crash today?
>>61931918>I'm just following orders so I'm innocent
FUCK the korok trials in Breath of the Wild. And especially fuck the quest where you have to follow that little shit without him noticing you. Thank you for your attention to this matter>>61931955Because liberated Persian women can dress like whores and post sexy pics on Twitter now
Crimson and clover. Over and over
fuck this shitI'm going to buffet max. Slow and steady. No more gambling.
>>61931966Buffet max, you say?
>gonna have to delay my vacation until the markets are back up
>>61931969KEKI thought the same thing when I saw that poast, and wondered why not AIR FRYER maxx instead.
I was granted permanent residence in Norway today...
>>61931975My condolences
>>61931969>>61931974STOP making fun of me. I lost 60% of my wealth this year. I probably took YOUR advice. My life is fucked. And you're laughing? Have some goddamn empathy.
>closed out my SPY puts before market close>male broker is already calling me up and asking when he can ride shotgun in "our" Miata to the movie theaterIt was first the cute time he asked me, but I still don't understand why a grown ass man would want to go to the movie theater with another dude. We're not teenagers anymore.
>>61931985You should have slurped HGRAF.
>>61931985kek
>>61931985All you have to do is go all in on DAVE and you will earn it back within 3 months.
>>6193198595% of gamblers quit right before they're about to hit it big boss.
>>61931985If you took my advice then you STAYED AWAY FROM NATGAS because NO NIGGERS ALOUD, but now I will tell you that you can get 4 lbs of GREAT VALUE NUGGS for about a dozen dollars and do them in your AIR FRYER which is a GREAT way to save mooney now that you are BUCK BROKEN.
>>61931985all you had to do was buy some of the obscure tickers shilled in here and sold them before they crashed, bro :) it's not that difficult jeez
I just realized why we need boots on the ground in Iran and soon.Because oil arabs have invested a lot into the AI companies, if americans don't defend them, they'll sell their AI stocks and collapse the stock market.Plus AI doesn't stop Iran so it's useless right now. AI companies aren't defense companies.
>>61931923>Buy an air cooler from them>return it because don't need it>they gave me a gift card only>use the gift card months later>gift card doesn't workThanks..
News status?
>>61932009>AI companies aren’t defense companies>he doesn’t know about SIDU
>>61931970I swear the guy above the middle pepe is the same guy that dude from that gif going full licky lick with his tongue while some slut is dancing just on the stage above him
>>61931778Sorry I'm lateToday: -1.39%This week: -0.78%This year: -0.07%t. index fag
Why stonks down today?
Zyn doesn't have the Amazon gift card for rewards redemption just when I finally get enough points for the 100$ gc. Things are really going to shit
>>61932016NIGGERS AND JEWSson,NIGGERS AND JEWS
>>61932011Jews
>>61932009Bruh, it'll collapse either way. Those gazillion of money going into the burner, and their ashes thrown into the fucktarded CAPEX blackhole? Saudi and petrostates moneyGuess what they have to panic buy right now. Yes, pic related. With piles and piles of interception missiles.Buy RTX and Locksneed and whatever defense stonk. Dump memetech, because the bubble will pop as no more saudi money to feed the black hole.
>>61932016The world lost 33% of fertilizers28% of crude oil21% of LNG20% of refined productsovernight.Europe is down to about 20 days worth of LNG supply.India has about 15 days worth of oil supply.Indonesia's largest refinery just declared force majeure on all contracts due to supply constraints.Thailand just ordered a halt on all oil exports to safeguard local supply.It's happening.
>>61932017You used to be able to buy Zyn from their website for roughly 3$ before tax. Shit was kino.
>>61931995I got these fish strips from Costco which are beer battered with Guinness, and they fry up great in the air frier. I forgot where I was going with this because I started typing it and went and did something else and now I am back to putting more stuff in this box. So I'm just going to leave it with have a nice day boss.
>>61932032Sounds great for profits tho, so whats the problem?
>>61932032>>61932016Start stacking UVIX, only 6.99 a share
>>61932037These markets tend to balance out via demand destruction.Demand destruction is not good for stonks.
> literally this market right now
>>61932033Loves I can get 6 for 18$ but I gotta go outta my way so kinda sucks. My local gas station is almost 6$ I gotta quit soon
So who's winning, Iran or US/Israel
>>61932032aw jeez man that sure sounds bad for everyone outside of america. I'm sure we can sell them some stuff at a steep mark up to help out
>>61932029Defense stocks are not the majority of the stock market.Useless stocks are the majority of the stock market. Arabs are gonna sell those and buy the stuff they actually need.
>>61931980I'm from Iran.
>>61932032Nothing ever happens
kek that mcdonalds ceo is pretty funny attempting to consume his corporation's product. reminds me of the campbells guy who became a meme saying its slop for poor people and not real food.
>>61932047The United States really does not care about the Middle East anymore, it's mainly Asia and Europe that relies on it.Korea and Japan should be bombing Iran right now but they'd rather let Americans die instead.
>>61932049Welp better start raping
Fuck I was on the pone for a new job contract, did we do a ding ding ding post?
>>61932055perks of vasselagekorea and japan need to conserve in case china tries anything anyway
>>61932044Israel is winning, look at their stock index.America is losing, they just don't know it yet so it's stable.Iran is dying. They're finished.
>>61931778-1.08%
>>61932054He's right about it being slop. But at 4$ a can its not for poor people. I actually don't know who even buys it unless it's half off. Last time i did a food donation it was all pasta and boxed desserts, since the price of a campbell's or even bushes' baked beans is like 3 boxes of store brand mac and cheese. It just goes to show how out of touch he was when he said it was for poor people.
>>61932067oh sweet>>61931778-13.82%so....not good.
>>61932013damn bro, that's clearly not the same guy and I know who you're talking aboutreally a case of >all gooks look the same
Are you guys beating the index?
>>61932055The Dow dumping 10% or 20% would cause a depression the likes of which you've never seen.>>61932079What are you doing with Palantir and Nvidia
>>61932067I will also say....as I get older, I blame Griffith less and less for what he did.
>>61932042wtf is that shit?
>>61932088>They all agreed to helping Griffith achieve his dream. They knew what they were getting into.>I say, "Let 'em get sacrificed."
>>61932085I dont have palantir, but with NVDA I am assuming it will go back to its normal 187-190 by the end of the month or so as it normally does. its the reverse earnings play.
>>61932094>If you were willing to die for me in battle, why are you not willing to die for me now when we are so close to the end of the war?
UEC go up please, just think about it at least
>Tencent
>>61932032>if only there was a vast country in northern asia adjoining the yuros that had limitless oil and gas to sell
>>61932099>If you were willing to die for me in battleThat's the thing, they didn't die for him because they trusted him to come up with plans to win without dying
>>61932083Uhhh, this year? No
>>61932032>Europe is down to about 20 days worth of LNG supply.Yeah I heard that one in 2022. I had to eat my hamster. Or something.Guess what, it's currently fucking 15°C in the Alps in valleys and 10°C at 2000m, and skiing is complete shit I swear it's like we're in June. Fucking ridiculous. I'm mad.Funnily enough, it was the exact same in 2022, ridiculous warm winter. Truly a divine land blessed and protected by God.
>>61932083I was UNTIL TODAY
>>61932110> I expect market to go up foreverWhen they assigned Guts to the rear guard in his first battle with them, the band of the hawk expected him to not come back, Griffith knew that he would be the one to stand the firmest. its why he lost his mind when Guts decided to leave. he was the the rook, if he lost that, he lost the left side and thus his war.
>>61932105They also have a lot of fertilizers.>>61932117Until like 10 days ago, German LNG imports were halted because of extreme ice in the baltic and the country's only (?) icebreaker breaking down.Now all hell breaks loose and suddenly the weather smiles on Europe.
>>61931918>being THIS buckbroken
So are we just going to have a depression for the rest of the year or what?No jobs, high inflation, stock market slowly bleeding out.
>>61932092It's what caused your next RTX to come with 8GB or RAM (7.2 actually because nigvidya) and your next phone to have 2GB of RAM like we're in 2012
>>61932092What? Were you jealous when the tree goldfish man kissed coca cola nurse?
Be greedy when others are fearful
MUbros are we alive?
>>61932141Make sure it's booked in the far future so the war has moved when you finally do it. Jiang Xueqin says the gulf is finished.
>>61932147>Jiang Xueqinguy knows nothing, grifter
>>61932083So far. I had a feeling when I was up over 10% within few weeks that the play was to sell almost everything but I couldn't do it.
>>61931986>It was first the cute time
>>61932154He was 100% right about everything.
>>61932145Yeah, bagholding, but also 50% cash. If the market sharts more ill buy more. If it pumps, >we will lead the charge
>>61932161What are his thoughts on HGRAF?
>>61932154Hes just an armchair general. Nothing special. I watched about a dozen videos leading up to the Ukraine invasion from Russia and the only thing i could guess on my side was "If the russians don't win in 3 months then they might not win the war". Am i right? Not really.
>>61932083I have no idea what muh "index" is doing but I'm up about 7 poo scent YTD so HOWEVS that compares.
People calling a bottom when the ground war hasn’t even begun yet
>>61932145Bought a lil more today
>>6193217112-30 days worth of sorties before we can even talk about ground invasion being on the table. If you hear B-52's doing carpet bombing then that means that iran has no air defenses and we need to bomb the mountain side bunkers. Alot in the air but this ain't the bottom.
>>61932171ground war would require literal months of buildup of troops in the neighbouring countries, even if they wanted to, were months away from it even being feasible
Thinking about switching to distressed bonds
>>61932171ground wars are so 20th century
>>61932181The very day after boots landed on the ground in Afghanistan, the nasdaq gained 50% in 2 months.Bullish as fuck
>>61932137Full
>>61932202So 2 month dip, straight reopened and the troops get put on the border of iraq for yet another Iran/Iraq war. Then bullish the moment troops cross that border?
I want Bobina in a bikini with noticeable bush peeking out of the bottom
>>61932211I just want to see hot goth Bobina again
>>61932171I hope they use the discombulator again
He needs to get his shit together ASAP.Clearly he was totally unprepared for this.Its a shameful display. 0 messaging coordination at all.Every time of of those idiots who are supposed to stand around and say "yes, mr president" gets in front of a Camera they put out some new piece of policy. >Trump:4 weeks, no boots, with israel>Hegseth: Unrestricted timeline, no regime change, maybe our goals are different>Rubio: israel dragged into thisGET THEM ON THE SAME PAGE DON. HOLY FUCK. Fire the whole lot if they won't fucking tow the line.
>>61932219Oh yeah, I forgot we had a sonic brain melter. Being American is actually so fun. The health insurance thing sucks but otherwise it's pretty sweet watching our government unleash DARPAs most sadistic creations on some shitter overseas. Positions are mostly cash but I'm willing to go all in on TQQQ when the time is right.
>>61932137do we have a bobina LoRA yet or is it something you guys just prompt every single time?is there a bobina repository i can use to train one for us?
>>61932239>3dpdDisgusting.I am eating anon.
what to long in spains mil ind complex? since theyll inevitably cave to the nato mafia
I became a community member today . -4.6% South Korea .
>>61932239babe why did you send pictures of yourself....
>>61932067its a great idea for a meh meh but unfortunately that art style is absolutely heinously ugly.
>WW3Any anons stock up supplies, tools and other shit? I sure as fuck didTo note China/Taiwan makes most of our power tools, mechanic tools and electronics. Also good luck getting japanese tools if shit pops off out there and vape/car/phone batteries since samsung makes alot of it.
>>61932250I gassed up my truck Saturday morning
>>61932239Thats babe, isn't it?
>>61932261No, that's pig in the city
>>61932250If the west stops buying china shit they go bankrupt in 3 days.
>futures
>>61932293SAAR! DO NOT INSULT THE MICROSFT YOU PROSTITUTE
>>61932247It's down over 10% though
We should have dumped more today so tomorrow could provide some relief. Now we have to dump again. Institutions are gonna sell into this for the next 12 months instead of crashing.
>>61932293Microslop would be better if they opened up a github complaint account. I have sent them so many errors at work you would shit yourself from the response they give back. Fucking indian street shitters.
I don't understand how the index is holding up.
>>61932145I sold my MUU yesterday and scalped it at open today. I would've been -16% and not +3% if I held on. I may go short on tech for now but I will swing MU earnings. As it is right now Micron just follows the market. Maybe something good will come out with the Trump AI Energy meeting tomorrow
thanks for the guy who recommended mobix I've been -40% on that nigger for months , but today I made a 1000 bucks!
>>61932309Retail dip buyers buyers and ETFs
>>61932309>Fartcoin down 94% and still outperforming Trump Coin and Melania Coin
>>61932302Only 33% of my poorfolio was exposed to it . The other half was ex us and stocks and cash . So staying partly in cash saved me from my retardation.
>>61932309Honestly feel like international stocks are oversold slurping UAE tomorrow
> futures
>>61932329Interesting decision
>>61932330Might be the first time aislop has made me laugh
>>61932334As the saying goes, take advantage of someone when they're weak, or something like that
>>61932343What if hypothetically the war continues and the Persian Gulf continues not being used to export or import goods? One might think UAE might continue to fall
>entirety of gains from this year wiped outi dont even have a reacting pic for it im numb
excellent shenanigans today, gents. those are some wicked candles on the spoos and the 2 year. same time tomorrow?
>>61932351I don't think either side has enough fire power to keep going. Trump want's a regime change, calling on the civilians but I don't think he'll go boots on the ground to enact it
>>61932365CIA is arming the Kurds as we speak
>>61932309dispersion trade. the exact same thing at this exact same time last year it is fucking comical at this point
Iran is going to give up by the weekend. Check em
>>61931893i sold a quarter of my holdings AFTER it bottomed of course, but it probably won't pump tomorrow since i'm still 3/4ths invested. sorry friends another red day is coming.
>>61932330KEK
>>61932365>>61932369>The CIA is working to arm Kurdish forces with the aim of fomenting a popular uprising in Iran, multiple people familiar with the plan told CNN. >The Trump administration has been in active discussions with Iranian opposition groups and Kurdish leaders in Iraq about providing them with military support, the sources said. >Iranian Kurdish armed groups have thousands of forces operating along the Iraq-Iran border, primarily in Iraq’s Kurdistan region. Several of the groups have released public statements since the beginning of the war hinting at imminent action and urging Iranian military forces to defect. Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has been striking Kurdish groups and said on Tuesday that it targeted Kurdish forces with dozens of drones. >Also on Tuesday, President Donald Trump spoke with the president of the Democratic Party of Iranian Kurdistan (KDPI), Mustafa Hijri, according to a senior Iranian Kurdish official. KDPI was one of the groups targeted by the IRGC. >Iranian Kurdish opposition forces are expected to take part in a ground operation in Western Iran, in the coming days, the senior Iranian Kurdish official told CNN. Just out right now as I type this that the US are hiring Kurdish speaking defence contractors, probably for that operation in Western Iran in the next few days
>adobe and palto calls printing on this fine mf dayget yo bread up niggas
>>61932377okay so short oil, noted sir
>>61932383Also the US is sending even more military assets to the Middle East as is observable by air traffic radars, so I don't know about that whole "I don't think either side has enough fire power to keep going"
>>61931986Hes probably gay and thinks you are gay too since you drive a miata. You two are going on a date.
>>61932388>shorting oil
>>61932383I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a war is in fact a special combat operation, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, a special operation plus limited engagement. A war is not an action unto itself, but rather a mischaracterization of a fully coordinated special combat operation made purposeful by strategic directives, precision objectives, and vital operational components comprising a mission as defined by official doctrine. Many news consumers use a modified version of the terminology every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the operation which is widely discussed today is often called “war,” and many of its observers are not aware that it is basically a special combat operation, developed and designated under formal classification. There really is a war, and people know what that is, but it is not what is being conducted here.A war is total conflict: the condition in which a state allocates the nation’s full resources toward sustained large-scale hostilities. A special combat operation is an essential kind of military action, but distinct in scope; it can only function in the context of clearly defined objectives and limited parameters. What is normally being carried out is a special combat operation: the whole action is fundamentally a limited mission with specific goals added, or a special combat operation. All the so-called “wars” in this context are really special combat operations.
can I bet on iran winning the war against the rest of the world? I may or may not have some insider information.
>>61932402Depends on the frame of the insider? If it's Russian FSB or Chink related you might just be as biased as the rest of the big players. If it's on the ground intel from Iraqi's, Saudi's, Kuwaitis or even Iranian you might be closer to the truth.
>>61932402logistics and industry win wars. Iran would win. logistics half every 600 miles and Iran is 7000 miles away. America has no industry left, they are dependent on it and allies. America may show significant early progress, but would inevitably falter long term, especially if counties such as China made moves in the Philippines or Taiwan.
>>61932377Always consult the chart
>Trump says the oil will flowThe market is going up 10% tomorrowInsurers going to crash.
>>61932415We can crap out a factory in 2 years and half that time during wartime conditions. You might be right desu. We should have been building out more missile/arty/aircraft munitions once russia took over crimea. Who knows if we can spin up that production quicker than 3 years in the best conditions.
>>61932382thank you so much bibi for starting a war with a nukeless Iran, probably tanking the stock market, getting americans killed when Iran is tens of thousands of miles away from America etc.very cool. R's will get fucking slaughtered in the midterms and they honestly deserve it.
>>61932429america could crap out a factory in 2 years, or even quicker in the 1940's. they can't even build a factory foundation today without Chinese input materials. way to dependent to actually do anything. which works great during peacetime, not so well in wartime.
>>61932427He made that statement hours ago and yet no one is going in or out of the Strait of Hormuz and traffic continues to pile up
>>61932446DO NOT SELL
>>61932446>why aren't the moving cities traveling hundreds of miles in the last hour????bruh, they have to purchase the insurance first, then they will move, which is only like 20 MPH max, so it would take at LEAST 5 hours to travel the strait.
>>61932446bunch of pussies, just pedal to the floor and go
>>61932467He made that statement 3 hours ago and ships still haven't moved from where they've been anchored for days
>>61932308WHY YOU DID THISARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME
>>61932482Oh, sorry, I thought you were actually a thinking human being. Carry on with whatever it is you are doing I suppose.
>>61932490So when I revisit this situation in 24 hours the ships will be moving through the strait, yes? You'll be here too, correct?
time for my jap stocks to get heemed
>>61932427trump says lots of shit and it's basically a coin flip if he actually does it.
Damn it feels good to be a bobo
>>61932493They will start moving IF they buy the insurance, assuming the insurance is made available to purchase. But the stock market will price this in before they start moving. This is "stock market general" not "do the boats move general"
>>61932308Give some stories
>>61932509So you expect ships to start moving through the strait within 24 hours, yes?
The market has already priced in the insurance.But it's really irrational. I don't understand a lot of the movements.
>>61932519why, cause golb is down?
>>61932383Lmao remember the last time the Kurds trusted us? It would be incredibly based for us to help finally set up an independent Kurdish state (it's the least they deserve) but I anticipate another hilarious betrayal.The plan is for Iran to go full Syria. Kurds will try to make a coordinated push but will obviously not be able to conquer the whole fucking country. So we get a decade long war between them and loyalists. Hopefully somebody makes a Free Iran Army. The Taliban can push in too and do jihadist things. Trump met w/ Azerbaijan and Armenia recently maybe theyll randomly invade too. We'll get a giant retarded sand person royal rumble and provide token SF and air support (just like Syria). In the meanwhile markets go CRAB and then when it becomes apparent the IRGC is too fucked and busy with a civil war to effect shipping markets go UP.
>>61932510Send a detailed complaint about Teams and Copilot. I am not a programmer by any means but it's servers concern my networking experience.Get a reply from microshit"Anon ITS NOT AN ISSUE you need to check your networking side again despite me having good latency and good response times 15-2ms at the best of times." Reply again with my router info(what i am allowed to send to them) "YOU NEED TO GET EDUCATED ON YOUR SUBJECT MATTER PLEASE RESPOND FROM YUR ENGINEERING TEAM" with misspelling included. It took a week before they updated their garbage and fixed it. Reality is my company should just buy the servers and host it internally. Big mistake to outsource anything and get all Caps response from them.
Why don't they just go through?The greatest military in the world is right there.The war is over.When I wake up tomorrow, the traffic through the gap is gonna flow right?Stocks are already inching up.
the mullahs will pay for the horrors they've committed against americans and their own people
>>61932536Microsoft is just a million different Indian silos that bass the buck back and forth.
>>61932035I got clam strips from Walmart once. SeaPak brand. They weren't very good. Too much breading, not enough clam. I ended up dunking them in some Buffalo Wild Wings parmesan garlic sauce mixed with lemon juice, just so they'd taste like something.
>>61932549In addition other SaaS services normally have a tier system of people so if its confirmed their side i can contact the vendors programmers, engineers, networking teams and really get into the finer details of the software,server or networking problems. I am not used to getting zero help or zero advice from anyone on my end.
Korea sissies , futures don’t look too good . Are we in for another round of ass blasting tomorrow . I will be hosting a community event on discord .
Shorting goldShorting SPYIt’s going down. I’m yelling timber.
Anyone excited by all the discounts when it hits bottom?
>>61932546I can't take it anymore
>>61932540Because insurers (Lloyd's of London) canceled their insurance.The reason it was canceled is not because there is war, but because UK spies aren't able to get information on USA military operations.Major insurers relied on UK spies to feed them risk analysis data to set insurance rates.But because UK refused to allow the USA to use UK bases, they lost their source of information.Thus, insurers were forced to cancel because they could not pricein the risk.So instead, Trump steps in to offer American military backed insurance.Its actually quite hilarious how badly the UK fucked up lmao.
>>61932540it will gigadump; i haven't lost nearly enough of my profits yet
>>61932567But when bottom?
>>61932573It already dumped today retard lmaoThis is why people keep losing. They see the news come in but the news is already priced in by the time they buy.
>>61932577when Israel says we can stop bombing Iran on their behalf
>>619325772027-2028
>they think its over
>Stocks dropped>Bonds dropped>Internationals dropped>Gold and commodities dropped>Managed futures dropped>All sectors dropped. Utilities, energy, real estate, consumer staples, financials, healthcare. Asset portfolio bros wtf are we supposed to hold? This goes against every portfolio theory I've read. Every asset is negative.
>>61932572At the end of this military operation London will no longer be the global center of the insurance industry, another common NYC W
>>61932583>It already dumped today retard lmaono shit dumb fuck? tell me more things i know because i have eyes
>>61932577When market is kill.
korea woke up and is dumping (again)
>>61932572Is the UK retarded? What the fuck
>>61932590Lmt and gd at ath.
>>61932590Precious metals are still mind blowing to anyone that has been in them more than a few years. They’re barely getting tamped if your timeframe is more than a year
>>61932606Considering half their population is from Pakistan. Yea.
>>61932590that's correlation and it has persistently been at some of the lowest levels EVER. this is literally just one tenth of the tip
>>61932606Starmer was looking for a "we are against orange man" headline for europopulist brownie points, it's that simple
>>61932614A good chunk of Pakistan's population is Pashtun. UK needs to send them back for the coming draft and civil war Pakistan is about to have.
When does gold pump?
>>61932635It did. you missed it
>>61931893wait, nasdaq futures are green +0.000008%!!!!>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Schizo futures
>>61932590sitting in cash or BND or whatever is a choice if you don't want to actively hedge your positions
Bizraelis… that word… should have new meaning to all of us today.
>>61932652TKD
so if we already bombed the fuck out of the sandniggers why is it still dumping
>>61932659Global financial system has to adjust to Europeans being absolute retards. Give it 2 weeks and it'll be fine.
How good of a bet is it to hold a couple thousand dollars in Ukranian hryvnia?
I've had microsoft for like a year, and I'm tired of it being shitShould I sell it all to tax loss harvest 3000 dollars and just buy more VOO? Or would I be selling the bottom right before it has a good earnings call?
is it too late to get into HGRAF
>>61932652I'm a smigger, we don't take kindly to bizraelis or pmggers round here boy.Now git.
>>61932659futures are flat
Is this normal 10 y intraday pricing?
Iran ran out of missiles. It's over by Friday. Buy the dips.
>>61932672msft is years from a redemption arc. sell buy something profitable and slurp 300 MSFT later.
>>61932577It was today.
I just noticed...has anyone else noticed a drop in ads on youtube?
>>61932686Source?
>>61932702>Getting ads in the first place
>>61932686russia is out of ammo
>>61932681Ya, it’s healthy that the most important chart in the world is trading like doge coin
>>61932723>lumi enjoyer : (I usually run in brave but I have had issues with my amp so my sound is out on my pc. im using my phone and usually its awful, but its not been bad with ads, the UI is still shit though.
>stock dropped from 140 to 135 yesterday>overnight put in a buy order with a limit of 137.50>opens at 130im gonna cum
>>61932747get brave mobilei haven't seen a fucking ad in years.
>>61932754I do, but the UI for web mobile is even worse than the app. I will use it for music, but for news and stuff I just use the app. Its just the mid level of suck.
>>61932755I miss Callum. I hope he goes back to the pod cast soon.
Oil is mooning again saars
>>61932776Its light on the other side of the world now.
>>61932784
>>61932784how wide is that thing? a single cargo ship managed to block the suez.
>>61932795It's the diameter of Rhode Island
>>61932795Like 3x the horizontal width of israel
>>61932784>Iran’s navy announces…man who the fuck cares these motherfuckers said the supreme leader was alive and well eight hours after he got pancaked
>>61932795Smaller than my penis in all dimensions even the 5th and 6th dimension cannot contain it.
>>61932804Cope
>>61932676I felt like I was too late last week and up like 30% now. You don’t know until you try
>>61932808Ok find one source (1) that isn’t from Iran or citing an account from Iran which announces the mass incineration of ships in Hormuz. I’ll wait (forever).
Just don't be a panican baggotTake a chill pillSlurp a meme stock. Sloorp two.This investing stuff is too easy man :)
This seems bearish
What are we slurpin?
>>61932819antish image
>>61932602Omg, is that real?I've never seen a cat move like that.
>>61932819bearish for ants
>>61932822>>61932819
How long until my mining portfolio regains it's ATH? I assume it's down around 13% from Friday's peak
>>61932825fake and gay
>>61932825WTF IT'S REAL!!!
you were warned itt war would start in february
>>61932835How much 'truth' happens on Truth Social?
>>61931986making friends is hard over 22.
>>61932837I didn't believe Trump was compromised by Pisrael
>>61932825okay mr. president but please make stocks go back up.
>>61932825Disregard fake and gay, I fell for it
>>61932845you were literally warned in advance with exact words war would have started in february by november or december last year at the latest. come on /smg
what if stocks went up?
>>61932858They will tomorrow
>>61932858the whole of consumer industries cashed out five years ago, there are only some underpriced infrastructural pumps to go before mass drafts happen and the usa shifts to a war economy
>>61932863I hope not I already panic sold everything
The four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran is shaping up nicely.
>>61932869I don’t think some of yall are ok
>>61932853It's hilarious that shills on that other board cope so hard that they have to invent social media posts to maintain their hysteria.
Is it just me or is this general a lot more retarded than usual?
>>61932865Would be kino to work on the refitment department of the depo system and fix up old shit to give to our allies or worse ourselves if shit hits the fan too hard. I bet the russians are sweating about the thought of running out of armor to fixup
>>61932877rolling for new sukhois
>>61932885you're not very smart
>>61932883Unhinged bear market habbedings are what make /smg/ worth reading.
>>61932883we need circuit breakers to heal
>>61932883I think so
>my gold mining stocks lose the most just because gold price dipping briefly for the dollar rising>my small time independent Oil stock that can exploit the strait of hormuz being closed is not making gains eitherFuck this fake and gay market. Everything retarded is priced in. And shit that should be priced in or irrelevant, drops randomly on a meme event that wont last a month.
The South Korean stock market is dumping like it got nuked by Kim jong un . I knew North Korea was the real Korea.
>>61932919The KOSPI looks like a shitcoin pump. I don’t understand buying that chart that’s basically a 2 company index.
