early investor edition>Latest developments on SMO EPIC FVRYhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61931893
> futures
>>61933104>AVGOnext leg down?
>>61933104my GTLB calls are getting heemed on open
Gas went up 70cents in 1 fucking day fuggggggggggg
>all iran can do is apply economic pressure by raising the price of oil>already bombed some of the saudi's oil rigs>UAE and saudie's might start bombing iran, giving Iran I reason to keep bombing their rigs oil just went to last year's price still plenty of room for it to rise
Holy hell! I didn't even notice the zebra on the giraffe!
I'm so long my portfolio needs a GPU support bracket!
HydroGraph is headed to $235 this week. Screenshot this.
>>61933107omfg that poor cat i just died laughing
>>61933154>/smg/ analyst Anonymous initiates coverage on HydroGraph with strong buy, price target $235
Going to sleep I'm sure things will be better in the morning.
I’m not feeling so good….
>Nicky computer Lads
Shit needs to go down and stay down. Isn’t there job data these week too?
The outrageously arrogant bull posted from Monday brought all this on. Next time be humble.
A while ago I expressed my uncertainty about whether the South Korean stock market was in a bubble, given that the PE ratios weren't too absurd. Turns out it was a bubble.
thoughts on aluminum?
REST IN PEACE MY KOREAN BROTHERS-19% IN JUST 2 DAYS
rolling for nukes by next market close
>>61933190I’m bullish anything that has to be dug out of the ground
>>61933197Its time to get a kpop gf
>>61933190I am bullish on mining companies gonna drop 1k on some of them idk what i am doing however lol.
>>61933189>>61933197wtf is going on down there? Another luciferian cult controlling all their elites got unveiled?
>>61933198ALMOSTTTTTTTTTT
>>61933208Korea is a manufacturing hub and most of its oil come from the Middle East
>>61933208US dollar strengthening + heavy reliance on oil
>>61933200>>61933207the chart looks giga bullishmy AI said it's a good investment in 2026 and maybe 2027 but bearish in 2028 because supply will catch up
>>61933197Photonics sisters and micron brothers. WE ARE HEEMED fucking koreans can't not use 100x leverage products god damnit
Just post this in a random other thread, figured I'd shoot it here as well.. My folks got me to open a TFSA and chucked ten grand in it, but it's policed by some financial advisor that works for a company I surprisingly trust. I've only managed to speak to him once so far, and he was trying to talk to me about setting up fully just ETF's. I mentioned wanting equity in Canadian mining/energy, yank war related companies, and random big wig yank equity names, but he was shilling me on all ETF's instead of equity. Any advice? Are ETF's actually half decent? I will inherit a decent bit, as I'm an only child, nothing insane but enough, so I'm hoping to roll the dice harder than having this 10 grand be 25 grand by 2066 (not that I want to piss the money away or that I don't still need 25 fuckin grand). I would rather lose a decent bit trying to risk it, wisely, than make 5% a year and pay this dude half of what I earned. inb4 fire the cunt and do it yourself, my old man isn't gonna let that shit fly.
>>61933208>>61933211Also most of the stock activity in Korea is done by retail traders who are highly leveraged
Reminder there are anons in this thread who not only bought this chart, but high fived each other about it for 2 weeks.
>>61933189Don’t need a bubble to go into a correction . But I’m a moron that bought at Pictop . You know shit is fucked when bitcoin is less impacted by geopolitical risk .
>monero spikes>war followscan't be made up
>>61933222Its all AI chip gains, right?
>>61933190worst metal ever financially wise, it's 8% of the mass of this planet lol, Alu is only tied to energy costs, it's everywhere but requires very powerful electric furnaces for smelting due to high melting point.You got much better opportunities when it comes to metals. Some of those have been in critical supply deficit for years, while demand is going always higher.Silver got memed to no end with this structural supply deficit versus growing demand (and it was/is real), but that's not the only one : niobium, tin, platinum, samarium, gallium, hafnium, copper... to name a few.Aluminum isn't one of them.
>he denounced the talmud
>>61933233quite stupid to bet against the money printer tbdesu senpai
What's the next sector to pump... now with low prices is the time to get in... nothing that has pumped already
mister jeromeplease fix this all
>>61933197Didnt Koreans nuke the US futures market last year where futures were down like 7 fucking percent over night and then it all got bought up before open even started?
>>61933250shipping futures
Man I really hate blormpf, I have TDS at this point.
>>61933251Oil is going up, means higher inflation, means jerome aint cutting. He might even hike
I’m starting to feel cursed . First I buy Amazon and the next week it drops 10%, I sell calls and they get assigned . Then I long Korea and it triggers a goddamed circuit breaker . I should probably just boggle because I pick some real dogs .
>>61933256already pumped fucking retard
Another big tech crash tomorrow then? Please God I need my SOXS calls to have one last pump
Shill me some high risk high reward plays to fill my froggy wallet!
>>61933259if he doesnt cut then pretty soon i might
I hate sandniggers so much they have literally cost me tens of thousands of dollars
Is it bullish or bearish that SOXL did a negative hitler number
I think that the worst part is that this shitshow doesn’t have an easy solution, so we are for a ride this year
>>61933267Lol , mos def was Arabs and not trump.
Chinese real estate still fucked
>>61933257join the club
>>61933279kek
>>61933271The worst part is that it is completely retarded tbhfam and these niggas don't even have a concept of a plan.
>>61933222Dude, stop cosplaying as a fucking fox. Just buy EWY whenever you want. There is plenty of runway left. You are relatively early.
>>61933218ETFs are safer than single stocks because they don't carry the risk that something like super micro showed where they just dumped because nobody could be bothered to file required financial statements. You could have lost your ass on those guys. Or like a gold miner where they end up not being able to effectively mine gold for one reason or another. Or an energy company whose rival got a government contract instead. All ETFs are are baskets of equities managed by someone else. If you want to invest in a sector, buy ETFs targeting that sector. If you want a full time job, research and buy single stocks. If you want to gamble because funny line on computer, just buy single stocks without researching them
>>61933230will rotate into copper after making some profit (or loss) on aluminumi'm already heavily in gold and silver
I think I'll go with SCHB
BULL earnings tomorrow but whatever
>>61933263whatever the inverse letf is for itthat hasn't pumped
>>61933308You can still lose your ass on an ETF, and it doesn't mean they are diversified away from any risk. Cathie Wood is good at this.
AVGO $277.50 Call 3/6 CC sold for $275. Honey, we're going out for steaks this weekend.
>>61933261>not using the bog blocker dark pools
Is it true the market is free falling? I was waging all day.
>>61933338The korean one, sure.
silversissiesit's accumulating in the 80sback to 105+no breaks to the downside
>>61933345Unfathomably based
I want to diversify into non-us stocks but why are some countries so retarded and gay with their taxes?Some countries will tax your dividends and capital gains even if you don't live in the country. I can't stand the thought of some NEET fags living off my trades and dividends in those countries. So I'm staying away from those shitholes.Singapore, Hong Kong, and London stock exchanges are the only based ones i found so far that wont tax non-residents.Any other countries that are based?
KOSPI went down 12% and rebounded 6%This is stock market Index, not a shitcoin
Trumpstein is giving us the short opportunity of a lifetime. Once all of our munitions are depleted and we're fully quagmired in an unwinnable ground war in Iran, China will invade Taiwan and nuke these semiconductor shitcos once and for all.
good news is i just did 7 years worth of tax returns so i should have some slurping money coming in soonbad news my domestic and international etfs are getting HEEMED
>>61933099Im retarded and fucked in the head. Cant learn this shit, cant find a 1 min chart, cant pass the options trading test, fuck this shit
>>61933357That's how I feel with US stocks.
>>61933360>KOSPIaaaaaaand is falling again, every market is becoming a meme shitcon, I swear to god.
iran earnings just dropped >>>/pol/529813093bullish or bearish?
silver will NEVER be below 78 again
We going back to normal PE ratio (10)
>>61933367shit i havent done my taxes yet
Can the market crash with 30%? It's bs that it just goes down 5% it's still really over bought. Come on, if this doesn't fuck the market up then what will?I'm not buying coca cola at pe 26 or msft up 4% overva year despite getting absolutely fucked.
>>61933386Crashes take time. It wont be a short dip for you to buy in quick. Once it starts crashing it will take a year at least
>>61933371>fuck this shitBLESSEDa life was saved.
>>61933376iran have a supposedly stock of 80k drones, let say they lose half or more in bombardments, that’s is still 40k cheap drones that they can launch from basically everywhere in the country and fuck over the gulf states, once gulf states ran out of interceptors we are talking about damaging middle east oils refineries that will take YEARS to rebuild, that’s worst case scenario and sadly what we are getting most likely.
>>61933376Imagine thinking this is over when the missiles stop. The real horror begins when we enter the FPV drone phase of the war, in an extremely mountainous country that was previously famous for inventing the roadside bomb before they pivoted to being the world's first and largest drone military.
i boughted many shares of schd today
>>61933407babe you know i love it when you invest in our future together like that
>>61933396Who’s going to pilot the drones?
If we get a recession, is it worth buying a gold mine? Or will recession press gold low? >>61933407Why not sit on cash for a while?
>>61933413The 90 million highly educated religious fanatic Iranians.
Anyone else buying drone stocks?Only a matter of time before someone alerts Big Orange and it becomes a big deal
Why is the Korean stock market taking a massive shit right now with a fucking circuit breaker???
I could've retired
>>61933396Iran doesn’t have anything, anymore. War is over. The islamic republic is dead
>>61933429Maybe it has something to do with cutting off half's the world's oil supplies in the name of expanding israeli pedophilia to the rest of the middle east.
>>61933431>1PBTIDSo you're saying that the four day special military operation to de-islamify Iran was a resounding success? Great, I guess we can all go home now. Fucking kek.
>>61933429because re-opening the strait of hormuz is not as easy as giving money to the company’s to do it or just sinking iran navy, we are talking about ships work BILLIONS of dollar that can get fucked by simple 50k drone lunch from goat fuckers in a mountain, for this shit to get resolve iran have to be willing to let them go through, which doesn’t seems likely by the day.
>>61933104Why do Americans use the phrase “Victoria’s Secret model” as a benchmark for extreme attractiveness? Seriously, what the fuck is this?
>Futures>https://youtu.be/euoN1svOKQQ?si=nIwodptIPq4FZxGF
>>61933456You see, the average American woman is really fat.
>>61933429Korea depicts retail investors as ants. They made their pepe's grey ants.
>>61933250I’m gonna pump your moms sector
>>61933456victoria - draws upon female worshipsecret - draws upon the faggotry satanism every ameripoor worshipsit's literally just that. amerigoblins seen a female name and piss and shit themselves.
Its a ZOGGY ZOG world out there.
>>61933154How did you come to that conclusion?
>>61933460>>61933468>>61933479ahh, so the same dog sh*t thread with the same idiots and nothing useful whatsoever? right.*closes tab*
>>61933190I have position in AA Alcoa, its doing good
>>61933499Hell yea brother
>>61933107Keeeek
Korea status? No shitpost please
>>61933518Only up 20% this year. Its fucking over
>>61933518Good one guys. The top minds of /biz/ have done it once again!
>>61933518depdens on how much the middle east shitshow last, if the strait of hormuz keep close them is jover all over asia.
>>61933519/biz/ bought the top though.
>>61933456There are very few lingerie catalogs that you can goon to anymore. A real shame.
GRRR is acking so much
>koran stock almost down 12% in 1 DAYdanm
>>61933197This was coming from a mile away. I would have shorted it but my broker didn't have that option unless I had a margin account
bros I think it’s over. I won’t be able to amass enough wealth to get a yacht in Miami and pick up the 18 year olds who wait by the boats. I will never have sex with them out at sea due to the implication. Why live
>>61933576Crimemaxxing is the final red pill.
Yeah I'm thinking we're back
Its gonna be fun to see the Japanese yen carry trade shitting the fan thanks to Iran and oil kek
Feeling good about tomorrow :)
stop buying gold. the ship has sailed. you had the last 6 months to accumulate your position. no point in fomoing in now. you retards are making it bounce like a shit coin and all the boomers keep taking profits every time retail tards buy in. You are creating too much volatility. you missed the generational gold rally. it's too late, dont bother. Ywn retire early. give up. some of us will be making it because we bought gold cheap and you didnt. now fuck off. You will have to find your own gem, (hint: you wont brokie)
>America puts its dick in the punchbowl while maintaining eye contact>Europe: ooooffffff, this is like, big yikes...? gonna need to.... circle back to you on that one
I hate that everyone suffers because americans and jews are BLOODTHIRSTYall they need to do is live in PEACE with everyone else, but they can't even do that
i boughted a lot of tqqq today
>>61933636the founding fathers were smart enough to keep us out of foreign entanglements. when the French came calling, we told them>au revoir et bonne chance, mes beaux...but when israel says jump, america asks: how high?
>>61933585just leverage-buy s&p and you beat kospi with low riskquant 101
>fanny may
International markets always shit the bed right before US markets during a crash. Things might start to pop off next week if the middle east situation continues to deteriorate.
mid feb I was going to go all in on micron but for once i actually inversed myself and I'm so glad i didGolden rule, any time a namefag/tripnigger starts shilling a stock in every thread get the fuck out
>>61933666Never name- or tripfagged and I tell you this now anon: buy manly, hairy, likely sweaty Greek construction company Avax
>>61933636Persia will rise again.
fuck jews and fuck american goyim
THEY SLURPED
>>61933681>just invest international shitcoin etfs bro
>>61933681I wanted to buy some japan in a while, if this continue I'll get a couple k at the end of the week
>>61933439The Jews are saying they're killing all the drone launchers, should be open by the end of the day today. Why aren't we pumping?
>>61933681"Diversifying" with brown people etfs and (((bonds))) is the most plebbit tier thing you can doi buyded schd. that's all i need and am up bigly
>-14.88%oy vey!
>>61933682Remember goy, we need to invade Iran so that we can trigger the apocalypse and summon the jewish moshiach, who will literally enslave all of the world's gentiles and allow the jews to all live as kings.
Saar the futures are pamping
Oil companies better fucking open high. Oil is shooting up, they should get their shit together and follow.>pic unrelated
>>61933710TRUMP IS A JEWISH SAINT AND AMERICAN TROOPS ARE THE GREAT SACRIFICE
>THREE STRAIGHT YEARS OF OVERVALUED MEGAPOOMP TOPPING>JEWSNIGGERS
>>61933608Boomers probably bought useless shit like bullion or coins. They're not selling that.
Eurobros, is the sentiment over there turning against israel at all now that there's basically no denying they're an evil death cult? Do you think any of your politicians would have big enough balls to act?t. American goyslave
>>61933197I'm going to laugh my ass off if the Iran situation ends up being what pops the global AI bubble.
>>61933731>turning against israelwho do you think invented antisemitism>politicians actingno, no fucking way
>>61933696Cope, Iranian Shahed drones are basically lawnmowers with wings, they don´t cost anything and are mass produced. All those red things? Tankers.
>>61933608>don't pump my cheaply bought gold and make me richer
>>61933731our media is basically acting like this is happening on the other side of the world
>>61933766and in a way ... it is
>>61933769but we also already know we gonna clean up the mess (refugees)
>35% cash and longing oil with 3X leverageComfy.
>>61933783Invest in some bank CDs.
>https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article314917953.html>US Launches Military Action In Ecuador: What To KnowUnbelievable lmao.
>>61933099>asia craters>europe... slightly green?>crapto greenhuh
>>61933800asia money has to go somewhere
>>61933710oof
>>61933800Trump shot off a crapto tweet today. That's all it takes.
so what? korea is never going to get oil from anywhere ever again and its just over and korea might as well pack it up and vacate the peninsula to the norks? send the stock market to zero. Is that the sentiment in the korean markets? how does this shit make any sense
>>61933827The new South Korean president is a CCP whore, now all of China allies are being jeeted one after another
Find good stock on a dip?>it dips again after you buy itFind good stock that shot up>it also dips after you buy itStock underperforms?>it dips cause bad newsStock overperforms?>it dips cause sell the newsStock makes new discovery>doesnt budge, it was priced inStock you're researching the history of but are too late on>it gained on every bit of good news and every positive discoveryRandom stock that is way overpriced and should never keep making more money>it keeps gaining, specifically up until the point you buy into it...Lets face it, the Market is set up against us on a paranormal level.
WHY THE VIX NOT 30 DOLLARS YET FUCKN BULLSHIT. WE NEED MORE FEAR.
>>61933827
>>61933838>"I heard some of my colleagues gasping ’What the hell?’ as the KOSPI’s losses widened past 8% in the morning," said Jessica Chung, who was one of many tapping intently on phone screens in the Pangyo area of Seongnam, a high-tech hub just south of Seoul.>"I went to the bathroom to find a quiet corner to trade and, guess what, people were queuing outside," she said, describing the atmosphere as a collective sense of dread.
>>61933845>I went to the bathroom to find a quiet corner to tradelol
SELL SELL SELL. I MANIFEST FEAR. VIX TO 50 DOLLARS. ECONOMY TO THE TOILET.
>>61933681Didn't Asian markets have multiple circuit breakers in a row during a single day back in 2024? I'm sure they will pull through this time kek
>>61933738Why wouldn't it? This bubble is propped up by saudi and petrostates money.Guess where they'll have to redirect their money?
Anons....
>/smg/ is panicking over this
>>61933858>13 years vs 22 years
>>61933827Zoom out. When your index acts like s shitcoin it WILL rug at some point. Nothing goes up in a straight line.
>>61933868we are all old and we wanna retire as soon as possible
Market ClosedPreparing for tomorrow
>>61933886US stocks are entering a lost decade though. We've had a 18 year bull market
why do every single one of these people seem like scam artists?
>>61933858i love doomporn so much
Where's the Korean baggots at?
>>61933919I mean, for sure I won't be selling my korea now
>>61933922Imagine investing in a market known for having paper hands, Asians sell at the drop of a hat, origami hands
>>61933919slurping EWY calls at open
>>61933917HISTORY IS ALREADY WRITTEN.SELL SELL SELL2026 IS NOWBUY 2027LONG POSITION ALL FEAR, VIX OIL WAR STOCKS.SHORT EVERYTHING ELSE
Boy was I right moving to btc on Monday
KOSPI is still up almost 20% YTD. Call me when it reaches -50% from ATH.
international shitcoin traitor etf holders are losing not only on nominal gains but real gains as well as the fx ratio is also kicking their assthis is great to see
>>61933919I boughted in fall/winter so I guess it depends on how long this shitshow lasts kek.
Buttcoin going parabolic, the MOAB of TACOs is on the horizon.
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/industries/logistics/2026/02/24/fedex-tariffs-refund-lawsuit/88838621007/https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/industries/logistics/2026/02/24/fedex-tariffs-refund-lawsuit/88838621007/>FedEx sues Trump administration for tariff refund. Everything we know>FedEx customers sue company for tariff refunds. Here's what we knowThis fucking memecountry holy shit
>>61933944I just had to prompt this
>>61933952and then we wonder why Europe is rising
>>61933956great now I'm hungry
>>61933827I see you weren't there in march 2020. Just know the markets can get very retarded before they get even more retarded."Efficient and rational markets" lmao
Looks like my euro stonks are recovering already.I'm sure the orange tard will do something to fuck it up.I could reaally use a good AVGO quarter to unfuck this week but I'm sure it will beat expectatiosn and also dump.
>>61933197Show us the chart for the whole year.
>silver up>bitcoin over 71k>markets upLollmao
>>61933980If this is a scam relief pump then I might as well shoot myself out today.
any fellow ewy community members?
>>61933931>the differences between each year posted vary constantlyan image trying to cook up a pattern that doesnt even exist based on the selective information portrayed alone. How fucking retarded, did you save this as a troll-image or something?
>>61933983silly goy.
>>61933834>he didn't buy hgraf kek baggie
>>61933991>Incoherent schizo babbleNever reply to my posts again.
>>61933994you're retarded for still investing in crypto, you have put your money in the same markets Sam Bankman-Freid, the most retarded jewish criminal i've ever heard about, robbed blind with impunity for years.Do yourself a favour, put everything into gold, you won't screw up at least.
>>61933983Line go up. Only bears lose.
I should add to my oil long, iranians going for the scorched economy tactic.
>>61934003I don't have a cent in crypto for fucks sake. How you got that out of my post I have no clue.
>>61934007That's bullish for bitcoin apparently
>SPY green in premarket
MRVL earnings tomorrow. Literally free money.
it's over
>>61934039Spy green in the premarket. They're bullish.
WE ARE MOONING
>>61933708SOXL is the white man ETF confirmed
So whats going on with the market now?
isn't there some justice system to stop trump starting wars and disrupting the world economy?is this legal?
>>61934059Jews are above laws and Trump does what the Jews tell him to do. Simple as.
>>61934058war is over , we pump
I TOLD YOU ITS THE FUCKING M.O.A.T.
>>61934058Irrational behavior before something huge blows up like in 08
>>61933175I knew it
>>61934065how did south koreans manage to sell off and delete 20% of their money in 2 days if everything was going to become fine in a week?
>>61934065not good enoughamerica and israel want regime changeunless iranians are offering that then the war should continue until a western backed regime is in power
>>61934076The degenerates there are all 5x leveraged.
>>61934059
>>61934083lmao
>>61934076psychologically, loss aversion varies in degree on average by race culture and genetics
>>61934081What if they just dont change regime?Are military boot stocks going up?
>>61934082They're just like me fr fr.
>>61934087There's no way Asians are scared of losses. They are all degenerate gamblers.
>>61934088then the bombing will continue until it happensregime change happened in lybia and afghanistan without boots on the ground
>>61934082isn't retail most of the time educated to be just being on cash only accounts?I thought the tits up leveraged people were like the 1% minority
>>61934093The least risk averse are Americans iircThe most are G*rmans
>>61934096east asians are less risk averse than americans
>>61934065I'm willing to bet money that this will end up being fake and gay.
>>61934103why would people lie on the internet?
>>61934103it's real but israel and america are done being merciful to their tyrannical regime
Futures not even pretending they aren't going to slaughter the Wednesday expiration puts by pumping today.
>>61933608No one can pump gold you retard
>>61934095no, retail is more leveraged because they have to in order to make any moneyinstitutions are also leveraged but it's on risk free shit like basis trades
>>61934059The United States hasn't declared war since 1942
>>61933099PLUG brehs we are in for another big day
>>61934109wtf is this, or whats the link pls
>>61934103Don't forget to buy the daily oil dip
>>61934058it's going up
>>61934105>>61934107>>61934109>>61934122It's a fabricated headline to keep the market from crashing now after the Navy quietly announced they can't reopen the strait. Pic related. It's very unlikely that Iran even has a coherent government to negotiate with in the first place, let alone after Trump used the last three negotiations to assassinate their people in bad faith.
Closed my gasoline short, bitch won't drop. Trump is trying to pull in shorts with his shitty promises. Oil will not go down that easily, it's basically like Venezuela 2.0Might drop eventually, but probably not soon.
>>61934007Iran targeting civilian infrastructure (including energy) in the gulf was a retarded move
>>61934116Retail leverage: lmao i buy option and lose 100% of my account whoopsIndustrial leverage: I use 1500% margin so I can arbitrage a 0.05 bps spread for a risk adjusted yield that's slightly better than the S&P and if this blows up I will collapse the economy of 3 small countries.
>>61934130It's a real headline it's just that the US doesn't care if the thirdies they're glassing want to surrender or not
>>61934130>It's very unlikely that Iran even has a coherent governmentl'etat c'est moi
>>61934135yeah that's pretty much it lmao
>Money Markets Now Price In 20% Chance Of ECB Hike In December Vs About 60% Earlier In The Session>Yeah, let's hike 9 months after the inflation spike due to the conflict
who does even the US talk with?isn't everyone dead i.e killed by them LOL
>>61934136The headline is obviously real, but what I'm saying is that I doubt it's truthful.
>>61934132it was their only move though. Tanking the western economies for this 60 or 90 days special military operation before it gets voted out.I mean, it can work but they have to go further and make sure LNG terminals, oil wells and refineries burn down. If they still have 30 or 40K Shithead drone, assuming they find ways to launch them, it's doable, because there sure isn't 40K interceptor missiles on the other side.
>>61934143talk to corpses of the senior officials they bombed to death on day 1
>>61934130I hope everything crashes to 0 cause it would mean i dont have to go to work.Like i could try and make it gambling the markets for next months or years, or it all crumbles and that would be the next best thing.Anything but waging.
>>61934147they have a provisional government that wants to surrender, what the headline is implying is that it means that the war is over and that's the part that's retarded
>>61934143The same fantasy as always: "Level heads who think just like us will prevail, not those maniacs from before."
>>61934150it's going to drag countries in the gulf and Europe that otherwise wouldn't be involved
>>61934158Markets are forward looking. You didn't close your shorts did you?
So good odds of a blow off top on stocks that will let me exit my stocks at a profit? That'd be nice cause man this year has been terrible for gains so far compared to 2025.>>61934103I would not be surprised but man I need a pump to exit this terrible semiconductor position, however seeing as there is a potential blow off top holding out for it might be worthwhile.
>>61934165I'm not short, just around 30-40% in cash
>>61934165so markets assume they know the future?I thought knowing the future was impossible boss
>>61934162Nah they're pussies, they won't do anything. France just had their base destroyed and their response was literally nothing lmao
This is a fishy pump. Might ditch my positions entirely today if it pumps enough
>>61934121A version of a GEX chart. SPX options open interest, expiring today. Values are notational. So there's over 6 million dollars worth of underlying bets that the sp500 will fall to 6705, for example. It's supposed to be a technical indicator warning about potential option assignments accelerating prices up or down, since assignments have to purchase underlying at their strike price a lot of them firing does influence price (though not the spx but whatever I mean original idea). You can get price action that looks similar to a squeeze or a waterfall. In practice since the institutions write the options and they lose money if the options don't expire worthless a lot of people like me use the charts to predict price based on "what benefits the market makers the most?". In today's case the overwhelming majority of options expiring today are puts so they win if number go up.
yet again i've woken up too early
>>61934180Their aircraft carrier is on the way
>>61934190what???it's past noon
>>61934182I'm too dumb to predict pumps or pullbacks
>futures crash the market>futures turn the market shortly afterAnyway a vision from g_d my father had was that I'll find a wife in california and sometimes I feel like her son could be ITT right now.So that is why I want you to be good to your mom.It's your most precious asset as she will be invaluable to building character for you and your best chance of ever being with me.
I've grown to accept 10%(daily) inflation in my life. This is something I just can't help. The only solution is to make more moneyCASHGANG
ok maybe he is not ITT right now but be good to your moms anyway
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>>61934202Hedgers gonna hedge.
good morning, Vietnam
>>61934199are you suggesting inflation expectations have ankered themselves and there is another inflation wave on the horizon? yes I have noticed that for a while but my heart is with the american heroes who are fighting for me and the world in this epic fight against evil
Futures are the most complicated thing in the universe.
>>61934209if stocks only go upthus the futures must also be upsimple as
>>61934209line go upit's that simple
>>61934224yeah it's really not complicated
it's all like 1's and 0's on a string
>>61934224>>61934214If you try to construct futures spreads …. Your brain is kill.
>>61933099want me to slurp up some of dem amazon stongs. whatcha thing about dat? seems cheap
If KORU sinks to the teens, it will be the most obvious way in the universe to become a millionaire.
>>61933217>checks futures Not like this
>>61934180>the roof of a hanger destroyed by a 20Kg Shithead drone>BASED IS ENTIRELY WIPED OUTlmao
yo we're pumping
>korea ruggingzased
>>61934263international shitcoin etf faggots dealing with the gangbang of crashing prices and rising dollar at the same timeyou love to see it
>>61934260not anymore
>>61933099SHALOM FELLOW GOYS
>>61934280hey goyfrenjust another day dealing in the real world
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>>61934275Holy seethe
>>61933136we told you to buy (female) natural gas
>>61934284get fucked faggot
>>61934280gm goy
>>61934083can i get a refund?
>>61934282My condolences fellow goy
>>61934287Good morning. Ready for some NQ shorts today yes sir
>>61934290>>61934290
>US Treasury Sec. Bessent: 15% Tariff Rate Likely To Enter Force This Week>- Rates Will Revert To Previous Rates In About 5-Months>- Will See More Section 301, Section 232 Studies During 150 Day Tariffs>Let's add tariffs on top of Oil issues that will get fucked by the courts and lead to refunds but this time the companies will pass on the entire 15% and get it all backBUY BUY BUY, IT'S THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE COMPANY STOCKMARKET COMPUTER
>>61933931We haven't peeked yet. V shape recovery incoming.
