The market goes up, the market goes down, the market goes up, the market goes down, no one knows why the fuck it happens!!>Latest developments on SMO EPIC FVRYhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>61934290
>ChatGPT destroys what little public image it has by partnering with the US military>I assume that this is a smart move because they aren't profitable anyways so who cares what the public thinks>we get the details of the agreement>they are only getting paid $200 million a yearThat's it? They weren't anywhere near being profitable but their users were still netting them over $10 billion. This is less than 2% of their revenue. I am starting to suspect Sam Altman is just a massive idiot
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feels good seeing brics iranians and ziggers die while my stocks pump, imagine thinking America would side with brownoids
>>61935189Is the 70% cash 30% stock anon who was crying yesterday about not selling all of his stock yesterday still here? I want to give him some earnest and honest investing advice.
is the war fully priced in now?
>>61935205It's a special combat operation and yeah
>>61935202He bought every dip and now hes bald, brvtal
>>61935202Never noticed>CAKE
>>61935209>It's a special combat operation sounds dangerously like putin speak?wtf
>guessed right>stop loss too tight>missed out on 200+% 3 days in a row
>>61935189I like his skit on video games lmao
>>61935216special combat operations and special military operations are two completely different things retard.
>>61935202>Is the 70% cash 30% stock anon Warren Buffet posts here?
>>61935217stop loss?
>>61935217>stop lossWeak willed pussies like you don't deserve to make money.
>>61935217Trump has the Will of D.evil. He is going to wriggle his way out of everything and win.
>>61935217Didn't guess right award
I may be making money, but I will never get to gape the asshole of the woman I love.The world has turned into a mighty stranger.
>>61935217shaken out
i didBOGLEOILNG EXPOORTIGGER NIGGERJEWS MUST CONSOOM
Ppl are buying things that make moneyThats pretty cool
>>61935189HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO BACK
>>61935238:)
QATAR SHUTTING OFF LNG COMPLETELY, EAST ASIA IMPORTS ARE FUCKED, EUROPE BEGGING UKRAINE TO OPEN UP PIPELINES AGAIN
>>61935239*hugs you and jumps for joy*
Rise up, TESLAchads
My shorts are bankrupting me
>Yahoo headline changes from"Markets don't know what to make of the Iran war">to"Why markets might be having a change of heart about the Iran war"
I'm not jealous of HGRAF, I had maybe $200 of it last year and sold breakeven a month or two later. Shout out to people who have held it for a year and got 15x return.I'm reasonably happy with my metal and energy plays I guess
another classic dump that will be followed by a NEW ath for EWYthe bad macro news led to unnecessary panic sell offs which cascaded into people getting margin called and auto liquidated by their brokeragesI hope you didn't miss out on the one of the few opportunities to hop into SAMSUNG and SK HYNIX
>>61935248stocks only go up, silly
>>61935217Seatbelts are for losers.
>>61935233when you find a woman you love, you won't want to touch her asshole
how does a nigga even meet a woman to date in this the year our lord 2048
>>61935255>unnecessary panic sell offsIt went down 1% but that's not panic
>>61935217Stop loss aka the Reddit of finance features
>>61935264I mean I wash my gookfu's asshole for her sometimes.
MUbros are we chilling? March will be huge for us
>>61935268And our resident mister MUanon (who won)
>>61935217>stop lossGot your IUD in too sweetie?
>>61935271i sold MUU at 206 what did the MU nigger win?is this some "when you get stop-lossed out you win" canindian cope?
Days like this are why I have no sympathy for bulls after a crash, you were given so many oppritunities to get out at nearly ATHs. But when they get raped theyll blame someone else.
>>61935269sure but there's nothing sexual about it right?
>>61935251I wish they would stop calling it a war, this is what diplomacy looks like boss.
>>61935280>MUUGODI sold at 196 lomoaI was pointing out MUanon had one and was lucky his stop loss didn't hit
>>61935271I have no stop losses on MU and my cost basis is $65. My only regret was not just making that my entire portfolio.
>>61935284I'm not even gonna wait for my limit sell orders to trigger.I'm selling manually.
are the sandniggers all dead yet
>>61935266just bee yourself
Did I make a mistake buying US oil companies
if i wasn't such a coward fuck i would have full ported sndk 2dte calls....
>>61935285there is nothing non-sexual about a woman
honest stocks question, I've been sticking with VYM as the bulk of my portfolio and it's done me quite well. anything that you would add? it's heavy in consumer staples, banks, energy. I'm seeking combined growth and yield, and any dividends should be US qualified. thanks!
>>61935251I've also seen>markets aren't having the correct reaction to the war and that's worrisome
>>61935294i am pretty happy beeing myself retired chillin at home shitposting doin' projects in the garage and i'm beginning to think no woman is ever going to come knock on my front door and propose to me
>>61935297the Bible says sodomy is wrong no matter if it's a man or a woman.
>shorters' last week experience
>>61935264>when you find a woman you love, you won't want to touch her assholewhy not? Do I have to go to a hooker then
>>61935305doesn't say anything about it being wrong if it's a child boss
>>61935305Yes but the bible is wrong that's why Iran has to be invaded with boots on the ground. Casualties in the tens of millions.
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? ARE WE GONNA DUMP OR PUMP? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.DO NOT REPLY WITH CRAB.
>>61935305the bible is gay
>I closed all greenunexpected but pleasant
SMO status?
>>61935315We're pumping wdym
>>61935315it's pumping time my american friend, at least atm
Anyone making money in this market? What to buy?
>>61935318god wants you to be financially successful anon
>>61935315POOMP
>>61935324(female) natural gas
>>61935284Your mistake is thinking that the big top must eventually come down.The big top simply goes higher.It doesn’t stop until it floats away into the sky.What empire ended with a based currency?None. Zero. Literally has never happened once.When the fucking Native American empires collapsed they were mixing in fake clay shells.
>>619353202 more weeks
>>61935305>>61935311That's how all of those Christian priests were able to fuck the kids in their butt holes for so long without having and remorse or anything boss.
>>61935326I have plenty of money and no pussy fuck god
>>61935320day 5 of the overnight SMO.
>>61935311Bible says no sex until marriage and even back then you couldnt marry a child. >[6] but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea. -Matthew 18:6 ESV
>>61935324I have my highest gains in mines (20% since january), but boringly enough my eurostoxx 600 is still the green backbone of my folio even after yesterday shenanigans
>>61935330for me, it's natural (female) gas
>>61935335Teachers/parents are 10x more likely to abuse a child than a priest. Imagine falling for r/atheism memes
Buy EWY
>>61935346Teachers and parents are just more likely to get caught abusing kids, nobody suspects the priest boss.
>>61935340Numbers 31:17-18
>>61935202I lost only $100 dollars yesterday because I held onto good stocks or pre-dumped. Bought into 2 and a 3rd today. I knew about the whole Blood Moon plus Purim thingy. Thanks occult retards. I sold all my funny money stock that was up before March. Would have liked to have held on longer but I know how you assholes are. All the good stocks made me bounce back up $40. Did you lose money doing that? It would have been more fun just going parasailing or something.
OIL
>>61935350>nobody suspects the priest boss.Then why do priests get brought up in every discussion about it?
is MU going to dump on earnings
Days like today make it all worth it. We are so back.
>>61935248Just inverse common sense and you’ll make money in this market
>>61935357No
>>61935359Korea chads we are back !!
>>61935350>nobody suspects the priestsDude are you just pretending to be retarded now? Show us on the doll where the market touched you anon>>61935351Yes, and? What point are you trying to make
>>61935364Common sense says they are due for a big bounce tomorrow.
>>61935358Yeah, yesterday during the heeming I was wondering "why am I even preoccupying myself with finance. Why don't I just become a passive investor (with my current high performance portfolio), rather than watching videos, reading articles, browsing /biz/ and so on every day"
>>61935286Shut up kikel
>>61935358we're not even halfway back to pre crash. And all it takes is a tweet about oil and we go back down. I fucking hate sandniggers so much
>NVDA182 is the new 192
>>61935388You should hate yourself for buying the top
>>61935305And the Bible has a father fucking his daughters. Guess it's right.
>>61935388Yeah, why don’t they let us bomb them in peace boss. Why don’t they let Israel take over the entire Middle East .
IRENbros how far are we pumping?
>>61935376Yep I have had the same thoughts. Why deal with all of this anxiety each day if I can just VOOmaxx?
>>61935388The sandniggers have no more frigates, drones, missiles, and leaders left.
>>61935397Just because something happens in the Bible doesn't mean that it's an endorsement.
>>61935396>>61935398the sandniggers bomb indiscriminately as soon as they get btfo, this is what lead to widespread muh oil and panic selling. I bet you're a sandnigger actually
>>61935397If you're a kike(demon)If you're human it's a different storyThe bible is the work of satanAll the characters in it are jews(satan's children)
>>61935365bible says to rape your enemies virgin daughters
My female broker monitoring the EWY situation (I have 0 shares).
>>61935413
Henlo can the war be over plz now Mr trump plz n thank you sir thank you for your attention.
You work at the White House and donald trump wants you to tweet something because the markets are green again bjt he and his insiders need another dump, what do you tweet on the potus account
>>61935295No. If they have dividends it just sits there and you collect money. Though you might have screwed up if you bought a lot of big oil. I got some small and medium US oil stocks. Costs more to drill but better for political stability than Middle East oil. Held well for the dump and pump blood moon war ritual. This is why I usually avoid major corporations all together. Keep these guys and dumb rich normies out of my stocks!
VIX-shorter sister bro trannies!call me the one last true prophet because i be PROFITING
>>61935413The small stripe you see on her leg is from her transparent/skin color stockings. Korean women are absolutely addicted to wearing them, even young ones, and I initially hated it but now it makes me rock hard.
>>61935426>VIXshorterGODS
>>61935427how do i get my gookfu to wear them boss
>>61935189lol
>>61935427sex through panythose (no hole ripped)>>61935423if you bought divvies you fucked up>>61935431demand it at gunpoint
so uh, what about that cheap oil thing? Drill baby drill or whatever?
>>61935427How do womyn always find new ways to make us rock hard. You'd think after millenia everything has been done, and yet it never endsIt's amazing
What's the next x10? i missed nvda , pltr, carvana... i just one x10 bagger to make it please spoon feed me /smg/
>>61935445You can buy bought the HGRAF
>>61935445sk hymen
MIGA!!!
>>61935413realistically, what does a hot woman's ass smell like
>>61935445Vuzix
>>61935457well cleaned
Oil bros....
>>61935217Stop loss? You're just begging to get ass raped by bots
>>619354457DTE calls on AGQ next time silver dips below 70
>>61935445You need to cast a wide net instead of hoping one thing 10x you invest in like 50 of them and the 10x gain from 5-10 of them outweigh the small ones
>>61935397your quoting old testament stories anon.
HGRAF NASDAQ UPLISTING IN MAY
>>61935445>>61935467I can tell you what leads to 10x gain: find a low volatility ETF, and buy long dated (~1yr) OTM calls on it.Do this for an entire portfolio of ETFs.I won't do the math here, but at least a few of these will hit the strike. Since the premium was low (low IV), you will quickly multiply your investment.
>>61935463US shale is back in the game, boys.
>>61935197cute cowes anon
>>61935476
>>61935489I would eat that fucker in 2 seconds
>>61935305>the Bible says sodomy is wrong no matter if it's a man or a woman.where?
>>61931512>ALNG.OLUp +25% today. Did you buy anons?
>>61935407lol. Totally unprovoked reaction from Iran after getting bro . lol . Listen to yourself . You sound like an Israeli bot.
>>61935434Yeah it just sits there crabs up and down and I collect money. I bought the "dip" a month ago from 2022 when I was a reluctant buyer and now I am a little in green. That was my war panic stocks. Keep in mind that I wasn't paying much attention to the stock market for a few years. I could have bought when it was much lower. Oh well. I got a few dollars back just from dividends without selling anything. If you didn't buy too much you are fine. Just buy more into a dip later. Towelheads and Zionists are less predicable than hurricanes. Remember that.
>>61935463Marhelm was started by a faggot living in Latin America so he can diddle people
>>61935504my broker no havielooks like a mighty fine shorting opportunitybut my female broker says no
>>61935467HGRAF , VUZIX , SK HYNIX AND SILVER CALLS. this will be my /smg/ portfolio
>>61935517your female broker sounds like a messed up bitch
>>61935467Do you own CAKE anon?
Even if Qatar restarts LNG today, full production needs 1 month (20% of global supply).Qatar shut down its aluminum smelter. Restart needs minimum 6 months (1% of global supply).Bahrain alu smelter declared force majeure. Still operating but not shipping (3% of global supply).Iraq is shutting down oil wells due to full storage. Restart needs days, but if they stay shut for longer restart could take weeks.Pakistan fertilizer plants already shut down. Restart unknown.India fertilizer plants slowing down. Head of association says "hoping" war ends soon, or they shut down for good. Restart unknown.This thing is spiralling out of control. Even if the strait reopens, these industries cannot just push a button to come back online.
>>61935217just buy a put for every 100 shares with that type of expected return.
>>61935399A GOOGL deal will be announced in the first week of AprilIREN is going to $150 this year before correcting
>>61935503Remember when the whole town of Sodom was engaging in sodomy so G_d had his Angels engage in genocide?
>>61935547Yes.
AVGO CHADS I summon you! what's the forecast today? We pumping?
>>61935532>these industries cannot just push a button to come back onlineWith AI they can. It's not 1980.
>>61935557Earnings will dip then rip
>>61935524that's just how women are anon
>>61935559Do they print paper ships like with silver?
>markets dumps because of fears of inflation due to very high oil prices caused by closed strait of hormuz>markets pump because Trump and Hegseth talking out of their assMeanwhile in reality. Not gonna buy this fake-ass pump.
>>61935556and then after Lot's wife got turned to stone for being a woman and not listening, Lot fucked his daughters. So you can have sex with your daughters as long as its not in the ass. It says it in the bible boss.
>>61935526CAKE and VSCO
>>61935568As far as I know, no ships transited today.One Greek owned tanker transited yesterday (inbound).A containership (Abu Dhabi state owned) tried to exit, was bombed by Iran and abandoned.
>>61935572I FUCKING KNEEL you're too based for this gen
>>61935243wtf, how is the famously unstable geopolitical situation in the middle east a force majeur lmao
How the stock market reacts after geopolitical events
>>61935532
Rando journo points out Iran could hit desalination plants and it would be a big problem for gulfies
>>61935562inshallah
>>61935570didn't his daughters drug and rape him?
>>61935582
>>61935580>only thing that makes number go down is killing the people who make the number go up
>>61935580So it looks the stock market doesn't care about geopolitical events at all.All that matters now then is if we are in an AI bubble or not
>>61935589>implying men can be rapedhahahahaha
>>61935500Not me, don't like veal. They're tastier when they grow up. Lot more meat too.Pic rel is me bottle feeding one of the messy little bastards
>>61935580Praying for another Covid.
>>61935570Punishing the town of Sodom for being sodomites seems like a dick moveLike punishing the town of Assfuck for being assfuckers. Probably could have nipped that shit in the bud earlier
>>61935593Well this guy at least could get paid to publish a few paragraphs on it but yea
>US said it'll insure tankers so that means the strait is now openGod this market is so fucking stupid.
>>61935604I don't see how it's any different from bombing the fuck out of Iran for them being Iranian, or telling the niggers in Niger they're not allowed to use the pool because it's closed boss.
>>61935582If you watch Professor Jiang's video, Iran also has the same weakness.Iran isn't going to go that far attacking desalination plants unless their water supply gets hit first by the Israelis or Americans.
>>61935611Yea until two three more get hit or something else happens where they say nah uh we cant cover that one
>>61935354How will this affect Exxon shares
KEK BOBO
>>61935627they'll probably go up or down, maybe crab a little bit
>>61935559>AI will heat up a furnace that cooled downMaybe if it's an extra inefficient LLM.
>>61935598that didn't really correct the false implication.
LONG US MILITARY>ALWAYS LONG LMT GD RTX
>>61935639>it takes 6 months to preheat the oven to 1250F
THERE ARE NO BUYERS FOR MY HEDGEWHAT IS THE POINT OF PAPER GAINS IF I CAN NEVER SELL IT BEFORE IT TURNS INTO A LOSSY POSITION
>>61935445It’s RXRXScreencap.
>>61935532it's not about how much of the global supply is being discontinued, i think it's more about the regions that are disproportionally affected by their major supply line being cut off and having to pay an insane premium for the same products. Sure, it can saturate the demand of the rest of the global LNG but as long as the oil prices dont go parabolic everything should be...fine?
>>61935570His daughters grew up in the most degenerate city. Even the best parenting will not completely fix that 100%. Lot's wife stopped to look and probably got hit by a meteor blast wave while standing on top of a hill. The salt pillar part of the myth likely came later. Like the incest babies part with the medical pothole.
>>61935666Why would RXRX pump if not even Nigvideo could pump it
ewy recovering fast feelsgood idk why some anons sold their shit at the lowest point of the crash yesterday you guys do buy high sell low?
just woke up is this shit gonna dump or are we back?
Turn the printers on
>>61935687Shut it down (the Zionist war)
>>61935667It's mostly true but it will affect prices.For months now, European LNG demand has pulled cargoes away from Asia.Now the opposite is happening. European LNG storage is critically low. What comes next is energy prices jacked to the tits. Industry shuts down. Any fertilizer plants in Europe that didn't shut down in 2022 will be nuked this time.It will balance out but through demand destruction.I'm not sure that's also true of fertilizers. Gulfies produce 33% of fertilizers but the number is a bit misleading because it's the average of many different products needed to make fertilizers (LNG, urea, phosphates, sulfur etc). Sulfur is like 45% out of the Gulf.How do you balance via demand destruction in fertilizers? Do people just starve? It's not a factory you can shut down.
>>61935670Lilly made a deal to copy everything RXRX does right at the same NVDA dropped it.NVDA also won’t even list them at any conferences now, or in any of their press. Almost as if someone HINT HINT forced them out. If you read between the lines, Lilly’s CEO has been afraid of them for some time. If it was a Shitcoin, a serious man like that would not be playing games of that sort.It also reversed a -15% day on that news and turned it into a Green Day. Any stock which can do that clearly has someone who knows what’s up picking up shares.
>>61935660That is exactly why you should only trade liquid products and products with liquid derivatives. Seek the tight bid-ask spreads, fren.
>>61935702On top of that, shorts need 10 days to cover. H1 2026 we will be getting news on if fda will approve fast track for phase 3 on a few compounds.If that pops in unexpectedly, it will hit 12$ on the squeeze alone.
>>61935687kek, here we go
>>61935668Maybe if Lot had kept his daughters wife and daughters in bee keeper suits, they wouldn't have turned into whores boss.
>>61935685I told you guys yesterday these days this exclusively reacts to irans effectiveness and they haven't done squat so we're so fucking back
>>61935687
LAST CHANTS2 SELLB4 THA HELL
>>61935712They were virgins. They gave up trying after their fiancés died. The only 2 men of the city who weren't rapist faggots still got killed.
>HGRAF selling offIs it over, sisters?
>>61935719Tesla ($TSLA) is going to fly
>>61935726>HGRIFTED
The market goes up and down solely to spite a 47 year old man called John from Nashville, Tennessee. Every single movement is carefully weighed, analyzed and calculated in order to inflict maximum psychological damage upon John. At the forefront of every market crash, John was buying. At the start of every bull run, John had sold. Despite numerous institutions being aware of this phenomenon, none have been able to use this knowledge in their favor. Efforts to manipulate John into market participation against his free will have been proven ineffectual.
3x Korea KORU unnies, after being absolutely annihilated yesterday today we have made back some ground
>>61935547that was a bunch of gays though. nowhere in the Bible does it say a husband and wife cannot have anal or oral sex with each other
Ok zainichi koreans how are you doing?
>MFW EVERYTHING IS GREEN>MFW SLURPED WHEN EVERYONE WAS WOJAK POSTING YESTERDAY MORNING>MFW GOLDEN AGE STARTS TODAY
DAME MAS GASOLINA
Petrobras has earnings tomorrow. What would happen if one were to go all in PBR calls?
>>61935700Surely, the impact is not negligible and it will be more and more devastating the longer the conflict lasts.>How do you balance via demand destruction in fertilizers?Just eat meat lmao
bring back vagrancy laws. arrest and draft all poor people.
>>61935747Stop trying to make anal sex kosher. Anal sex is an Obama Nation.
i will be selling MU ccs today, probably like $450-480 target 30-45 days out, will close if we shart red soon. vol is high right nowalso thinking about buying some SILJ LEAPSam i retarded?
>>61935755The amazing things is that everyone was positing about how the heggin joos run the world and yet they bet against the joos.Why would anyone do this?
PSAThis pump is from Europeans and Asians shifting to US markets.
>>61935766>SILJ leapsNo. Silver is right now treated like a memecoin, or high beta stock, has absolute 100% correlation to any beta movement. And miners, especially speculative, always pump during pump times. It's a cleaner play than betting on silver itself.
panicans lost againyou will never learn huh
>>61935742Had me dying laughing. I'm schizo enough to believe this really happens.
>>61935779They are both all in already
>>61935687PUMP MY DRONES DOUBLE RETIREMENT PLAN
>>61935780SILJ is a junior minors etf my nigger. just so im on the same page, you meant bet on minors, not silver itself right?
>>61935779I mean yeah
>>61935779only treachorous europeans invest in fascist ameriKKKa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S HAPPENINGI THINK IM FINALLY TRANSITIONINGINTO A BEAUTIFUL WOMANAnyway there is no way this is the top we are going to continue dumping tomorrow
I'm too lazy to have any real insight. What are people forgetting right now... African governments are going to have a harder time getting rid of their fuel subsidies
>>61935794Yes. That's kinda clear from the sentence>It's a cleaner play than betting on silver itself.
>>61935773If you want to lose, bet against the JewsThat's what I always say at temple & dinner, the goyim get a real crack out of it.Anyways, my official slurps:>GRRR>IREN>ASTS>NBIS>DAVE>HYN9H>HOOD>MU>PLTR>ZETA>PATHFeel free to tail along smiggoyim :)
go to redditeveryone mentions HGRAF this shit ain't got much longer boss
Uhhhhhh...Why is the stock market rolling over now?
>>61935787Asians who shifted to European markets.Red markets and USD pumping after the attack spooked them when it made their own currencies weaker.
>>61935798errr... bottom
>>61935800better safe than sorry when checking confirmation bias that you plan to gamble onchecked
remindersouth korea literally banned shorting stocks for 17 months straight
So, since Shitran already has enough knowledge to make ballistic missiles and shit that goes boom, how long until they develop those babies as well?
Fucking gay
>>61935779>dxy downUnlikely brother.
>>61935824When will Iran sink a US vessel?
>>61935713This is probably a dead cat bounce you fool
>>61935828What's the point in going against Goliath? Much more effective to sink oil tankers and disrupt the western economies
>>61935747Yes. It says unnatural sex acts. Sorry to burst your bubble. God mostly hates fags, hookers, and cheaters. He might even kill you for spilling your seed if it is with your sister-in-law after your brother dies. Not too focused on what a proper married couple does. But there are a few smaller no-nos.
>>61935818 It's alright sister, thanks to your reminder I struck right now instead of forgetting about it for days. Just bought 4 contracts maximally OTM for Jan 2027. If SILJ pumps 40%, everything that follows is pure profit.
>>61935823I'm sure doing anything against the precious market is against the US religion of judeoneoliberalism
>Scott Bessent: 15% tariff rate likely to enter force this week.I need your best and sexiest Bobinas now now now
>>61935844>futures
>>61935836>GoliathAmerica is a paper tiger
>>61935839why on earth would you go maximally otm? classic LEAPS to me are deep itm, >.8 delta
>>61935850Politically maybe as you can sway the opinion, but militarily, definitely not
>>61935828I will not be fully bullish until we have confirmed we have sunk all their submarines.They’ve only mentioned us sinking their biggest sub which is the least dangerous.Their shitty 1960s surface fleet was never an issue and their “drone ship” is a literal /k/ tier meme that was predicted to be the first casualty and was.But their small diesel subs can evade detection, and deploy lurking autonomous mines which can sink a warship, those are very very dangerous and have sunk US carriers in nato exercises. Short of strapping enriched uranium to a random drone, that is the most dangerous weapon Iran has, the midget diesel electric subs.
>>61935857Because you get more leverage. I don't know how familiar you are with the Greeks, but your ITM has a high delta, thus behaving very much like the stock. Meanwhile, low delta contracts have less intrinsic value thus they are nonlinearly cheaper.
>>61935824iran has enough knowledge to duct tape a bomb onto a chinkshit drone and kamazaki it into something...thats about it.WMD's my ass.
>>61935844Hegseth better be pulling a switcheroo on his timeline estimates. The war in Iran needs to end before friday market close. Bombing them into oblivion is fine, getting bogged down in a quagmire is berry beary
We mooning smiggersThe S&P diamond formation consolidation period will be broken by Monday 16 March and usher in the next wave of the bullrun as the one big beautiful bill tax cuts see new capital inflow, new Fed chair in May will cut a little more than he should but the market will eat it up.In short, TWO MORE WEEKS then we bull to 8,000 by June but beware the major IPO of Open AI this is the harbinger of the next major correction. GTFO when this IPO materialises it is the top signal.
>>61935844>>Scott Bessent: 15% tariff rate likely to enter force this week.>I need your best and sexiest Bobinas now now nowalready priced in bossbut the iran not war special military operation was not priced in, even though it was, and america is going up up up since it is now priced in, fully this time. unlike when we totally destroyed iran's nuclear program, but had to go back to make sure they never get nuclear weapons, so we destroyed it again for good measure.You can see exactly on the chart for DXY when uncle sam woke up from his nap and started dispensing freedomIt's the economic equivalent of america fuck yeah\Does it make sense? fuck no. I love these markets.
>>61935859Obama and Biden spent 12 years dismantling our military, and making it gay. They can't even get the fucking toilets to work on our carriers for fuck's sake. Lucky for us, our ally Israel, has the strongest Airforce in the world, and if it weren't for our Israeli allies, we would have no chance of success in this special combat operation boss.
Any reason not to just go all in on no ayy lmaos polymarket
>>61935880What a fucking retarded market. How is that not 100% when they already confirmed it?
>>61935868i know that, thats just not the classic usecase for a leaps, youre basically just gambling on options but with less theta. leaps are used like just moderately leveraged stocks. i guess you just really want to floor the pedal, godspeed
>>61935870>WMD's my ass.brother we need to ensure iran never obtains a nuclear weaponeven though we totally destroyed their nuclear program with operation MIDNIGHT HAMMER the first time.Does it make sense? No. dollar's up, and all those chinkbuxx and europoorbuxx stocks are down.
quickYou work at the White House and donald trump wants you to tweet something because the markets are green again bjt he and his insiders need another dump, what do you tweet on the potus account
>>61935755American Retail: “Man, my tech stocks are doing so great.”Anyone paying attention to fertilizer/energy macro: https://youtu.be/8jOoiDU0bcA?si=gAGR8KDSgrSoEkgx
>>61935880Polymarket just shut down the nukes bet that was selling dollars for eighty six cents. They're all gay about shutting down the free win gambles.
>>61935880if they exist you risk making them angry by questioning their existence
>>61935872Bobina definitely works at the Target beauty counter
My MRNA position is now in green, that was me holding through -75% >>60452747God bless America.
>>61935872>Hegseth better be pulling a switcheroo on his timeline estimates. The war in Iran needs to end before friday market close. Bombing them into oblivion is fine, getting bogged down in a quagmire is berry bearythe longer this goes in, the more it gets priced in, even though it's already priced inDollar goes up, gold goes down, fake stocks in fake countries like "europe" where ever the fuck that is, goes downHave you even checked MCHYNA? they spell it as MCHI, not sure whychinks are sad, and big mad.Looks like AMERICA IS BACK, BABY!!!! Woo!
>>61935823Kek! Sounds like they're scared of it dumping. This makes it even less incentivizing to invest in South Korea
>>61935887Saber rattle at Jensen, details don't matter
>>61935880Ayys are real but the government knows they showed up in the 50s to scare a New Mexico cop and spy on the nukes at los alamos and then peaced and haven’t been back since.Why would they tell the world they were here but we don’t know anything about them and likely never will? That would just terrify people.
who would have thought killing a bunch of terrorists would be bullish for the american market. color me surprised.
>>61935901European stocks are more "real" than the fake FIRE economy of america faggot
>>61935892>the cute bobina would rather work at the target beauty counter with 2 dollars in her checking account than hang out and with me getting stoned and eating nachos all day watching the numbers in my port go upit hurts bros why even live
>>61935773>jooskys kikel
>>61935909>who would have thought killing a bunch of goat fucking terrorists would be bullish for the american market.ftfy boss
>>61935899>+13% So I guess the big boys have heard something about that human to human swine flu case in Spain that we have not.
>>61935917iranians are persians not arabs you fucking racist
>>61935917You shekelsniffers are next
we are at levels not seen since fridayits a nothingburger
>>61935880You are paid in their crypto whose value fluctuates, and the bet outcome is decided by whoever stakes the most crypto aka a discord clique. And there have been clear scam outcomes at least once. So there are embedded risks if you touch the platform
>>61935872Clearly the Trump administration doesn't have the will or knowledge to bring this to a close in a matter of weeks. This is Trump's ME adventure. He's going to carry this his entire term.Seeing wtf China is going to do is by far the biggest concern. That's why I exited my AI stocks.
>>61935709>>61935702Give me a timeframe of when this chance of it popping to 12 will happen? Im not interested in holding for like half a year or more.
>>61935933that is badsomeone tell trump i said no
>>61935911>European stocks are more "real" than the fake FIRE economy of america faggot>911a moment of silence for those digits which remind me of a day that will live in infamy. a day when we lost 3000 bankers and money changers, truly america's heroes. In the heart land of america, New york city. America's city.But we got those bastards back, didn't we boys? After 20 years of hard fighting in afghanistan, guess who's in charge? That's right, the mother fuckin taliban.AMERICA~~~ !Look bro, I don't know whatever third world shithole you come from, probably france or... ugh! sweden, sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little. whatever. But america is up and international stocks are down, for a single dayONE DAYThat's all I need. don't ask me about tomorrow. but I think the chinks are gonna stay big madTurns out having a global navy is really fucking important if you are reliant on maritime shipping, and the straits of hormuz going oopsie isn't too good for the chink economy. I wonder what they are going to do about it? Start sending ships that will get there in 2 weeks?and being locked into the suicide pact trade war with america ain't so good for the chink economy either lmaowe are taking them down with us and it is glorious
>>61935899>>61935920No. Moderna agreed to settle with Arbutus.
>>61935885Yes, it's not a common trade. You have to know what you're doing. The idea is not necessary that I sell near expiry. The near term profitability curve is also more lopsided. Check this gif I made of the contract.Because it behaves less like a stock, it can appreciate more explosively if implied volatility remains high and the underlying appreciates nicely.
>>61935912She just needs a quick 100x on that 1 week put, then she'll be able to fix Dad's car
>>61935887>We have had enough of Nvidia telling us AI is so great and then telling us the great American people will be laid off in return for its use. I say no more deals woth Nvidia or OpenAI until both can guarantee funding the Great American Universal Income for those laid off because of AI. Until Jensen and Altman agree to fund this with a contractual yearly $500m donation individually for the next 10 years, no more government funding of either company shall be engaged. I move for all government agencies to switch computers over to Intel/AMD cpus and gpus effective immediately. It will be a great deal for the American people and for Nvidia and OpenAI, I urge those two companies to accept this deal! Thank you for your attention to this matter!And just like that the AI bubble popping fears are refreshed.
>>61935922>implying persian and arab are races and not separate speciesokay, what ever you say boss
do smg anons have cats or dogs?
>>61935966separate species?we're all human
>>61935917>>who would have thought killing a bunch of goat fucking terrorists would be bullish for the american market.>ftfy bossit's basically "america fuck yeah" but for the stock marketturns out having a really powerful military makes people believe in your economyWeird!good thing those euro fags are building up their militaries, then they can join us in the new white centurychinese and russian proxies not lookin so good right now fellas!When do I buy the dip on the cuban stock market? just kidding, the dip never ends.
>>61935969both. And a bearded dragon and a leopard gecko.
Yet another low volume pump into close.
>>61935969a fish
>>61935969My folks have a goldendoodle. The pod I live in is too small for a dog to enjoy and I think I'm slightly allergic to cats but I still like them.
>>61935912if the numbers go up you're supposed to take her out for a fun time, whats the point of money if you don't use it? she doesn't want nachos she wants a fine dinner out with her man
>>61935975Thursday and Friday will be red if this special operation continues.
>>61935984>>61935984
>>61935969I'm not responsible enough to take care of a pet.
>>61935954911 was a national tragedy
>>61935922Nah Persians(Aryan) are mostly extinct for millenniaCheck the haplogroups 24% combined R1a/R1b and this is a 2012 report based on 900+ samplesMost of Iran now is filled with sandniggers like jews and arabs
>>61935985tell her to put on a nice dress so the other faggots around know she's yours
>>61935981Martyrbros...
>>61935966arabs and jews are the same exact species btw
>>61935969Pets to not generate alpha.
>>61935958What website is that anon ?
I have started drinking already, it's not like I can make any good decisions anyway
>>61935532Asianoids are going to get rugged so hard they don’t even know.TSMC fabs in North America will be more Profitable than Taiwanese fabs just on energy costs alone.(In fact they already are more profitable but the arrogant boba tea faggots will never admit so publicly.)
>>61935611You can tell trumps inside traders did not plan for this to take more than a few days.Their desperation is overflowing.
