Pool's closed edition>Latest developments on SMO EPIC FVRYhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>61935984
1st for there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>IRAN WILL TARGET ISRAELI NUCLEAR SITE OF DIMONA IF ISRAEL AND US SEEK REGIME CHANGE - IRANIAN MILITARY OFFICIAL SAYS, CITED BY SEMI-OFFICIAL ISNA NEWS AGENCYBased
>>619369772nd for I politely disagree
Bonds not doing well.
>>61936979Based if true, but the sad thing is their long-range missiles don't have enough accuracy.
>tfw no jewish /biz/ bf
>>61936968picrel unlocked a core memory wow
broadcom sirs we are making it
>>61936977As they say, if your eyes are blue, you aint a jew>1st for there is literally nothing wrong with being jewishthankfully everyone here has blue eyes yet also dark hair, which is totally fine and aryan since adolf-sempai also had blue eyes and dark hair and he was super aryanlike... the most aryan. Very aryan, as they say. The bestRIP big guy, you were a real one.Anyway, if your eyes are blue, you ain't jewThem's the brakes kid. Sorry I don't make the rules.
>>61936983Wars over is whyJust look at this soft language >>61936979This isnt exactly screaming jihad
Singapore jet fuelI work in shipping so I find it very odd that people are not panicking right now. This will be apocalyptic in Asia.
>>61937001War's not over until the Shah is back in Iran.
interview went well now I wait anxiously for the call back70% chance I made it 25% I get called back with a no 5% they ghost meall goes well I start making net contributions to savings again by EoM
are you listening to this AVGO call shit is so bullish
>>61937005People are bullish because they know it's all gonna be over soon
>>61937005Easiest short opportunity of your lifeThis shit will be over very shortly, even quicker than the much forgotten 12 day war last year.
>>61937010>are you listening to this AVGO call shit is so bullishI'm supporting you with my energy broadcomm broavgo was counted out, now they make a come backclassic asymmetric bet territory. big upside, little downside
>>61937007so the war will never end then
>>61937007So much retardation. Trump literally campaigned against regime change and middle east wars but then does it randomly without any good reason, without congress or popular support because Bibi asked him to
>>61937026Inshallah he shall return soon.
>>61937024Trump is baiting people to long oil so he can liquidate them when he ends it?
cuddling Alysa and watching LOGH
>>61936997My gookfu doesn't have blue eyes, does this mean she's a Jew?
stop the count
>>61937024I'm not sure.The Houthis proved that you can't stop them by bombing them. They were never defeated. The US navy just left the area and the Houthis sort of stopped on their own eventually.Even now major liners do not transit the Red Sea.I think Hormuz could be closed for a while.
>>61937029Its because of china, everything he does is because of china he is obsessed
>>61937033
Strait status: still closed
Korea chads we almost hit 140 today, and then a dump end of day. What is the deal ? Are we in fact , not going to make it ?
>>61937034>My gookfu doesn't have blue eyes, does this mean she's a Jew?no, she's gookthat's the other kind of dark eyed near humans.but don't worry bro, you'll bleach her well and good. her children will have blue eyes, like their father (you)do it anon. bleach that asian pussy. colonize her like your ancestors before you.>>61937037>The Houthis proved that you can't stop them by bombing them.>They were never defeated. The US navy just left the area and the Houthis sort of stopped on their own eventually.>Even now major liners do not transit the Red Sea.>I think Hormuz could be closed for a while.that's the one thing I'm worried aboutiran will still have missiles and drones to shoot at ships for a while, even if they got no navy no moiran govt is fucked, and their military is fucked. but they can still harass ships for months
>>61937032More like Trump is baiting OPEC into overproducing to combat a crisis that will be over soon.>>61937037The new Iran leaders will talk loudly but will want to appease the Americans so as to not be the next casualty. Khamenei was an old man with cancer he was prepared to martyr himself, his son might be less willing having watched half his family be effortlessly vaporised. This will be over by Monday 15t just after the Ides of March at the very latest. Prepare accordingly they will try to shakeoff weak hands at least one more time.
>>61937051we passed the torch onto the korea bugs to hopefully not hit breakers 3rd day in a row
>>61936965i made some munee on calls today, tank yuu sar>>61937023>>61937024russia is out of manpower
>>61937037They are supposed to renegotiate insurance and start moving later this week. There is no alternative like with the redsea, they have to use hormuz. Could be that they still get hit but insurance is why they stopped, not bombs. Honestly if they do keep hitting ships its because they are extremely desperate, it hurts themselves more than any other and is basically a sudoku
>>61937051Can our little ants handle another -10%?
>>61937037After Trump ramped up Biden's bombing campaign and then gave up on it because they were too tenacious, they slopped out a deal where they weren't supposed to attack US ships. Not sure if that actually happened or was meaningful, because they stopped their attacks entirely soon after the (second and current) Gaza ceasefire. But they now announced they're attacking again.
>>61936968Fuck youYou were supposed to saySTOCK EXCHANGE CLOSED....DUE TO AIDS
>>61937051>Korea chads we almost hit 140 today, and then a dump end of day. What is the deal ? Are we in fact , not going to make it ?ewy could still have life left in it for one last pumpbut I'd get out quickthat shit doesn't go up 147% in a fucking year without a huge correction after. that chart looks like silver right before the big bitch poppedtoppy toppy toppy
>>61937046A ship called "Iron Maiden" is running the gauntlet right now.Destination signalled as: "CHINA OWNER"It's not technically true, but the Iranians might not check. 11.3 knots not exactly full speed ahead. I hope they make it.Earlier today an Abu Dhabi owned ship tried to pass and was bombed and abandoned.A few hours ago a ship from the SAME OWNER actually made it.
>>61936968I'm listening to broadcom's earnings call. and basically Buy their stock, sell LITE if you own it, and buy ALAB because copper isn't dead yet and optical requires more power
>>61937040AND DAH JOOWS, IN FACT, EVERYONE CONTROLS AMERICA!!!
>>61937060Actually, it's the strait that's closed, due to bombs.
>>61937053>The new Iran leaders will talk loudly but will want to appease the Americans so as to not be the next casualty. Khamenei was an old man with cancer he was prepared to martyr himself, his son might be less willing having watched half his family be effortlessly vaporised.sonny boy also got killedso uh... I don't the ayatollah royal blood line is continuingthey clearing that shit out, all of itOUT OUT OUTwho comes next? who knows?
I feel like baggot has been talking about houthis for fucking years
Okay, give me the rundown on RKLB. I've been seeing this thing pop-up every now and then, but I'm skeptical still.I'm 100% into MU now but want to slowly go in for another play.
>>61937068>sonny boy also got killedAll the articles about him are saying he's the front-runner and his Wikipedia article doesn't have a date of death on it.I'm not saying he's definitely alive because he's probably a priority target, but I don't think there have been any announcements.
>RGTI QUBTthese bitches are round tripping within the next 18 months. do you regretti?
>>61937063>Destination signalled as: "CHINA OWNER">It's not technically true, but the Iranians might not check.>11.3 knots not exactly full speed ahead. I hope they make it.oh that oil is going to china?shame. guess it's illegal cargo nowI'm sorry sir, you'll need to stop your ship and prepare to be boarded. you wouldn't be shipping Bad Guy Oil or funding Bad Guy Terrorists, would you?I hope to god the us navy stops "CHINA OWNER" ship lmaowould clarify what the trump team is trying to do. fuck over china that iswatching the M-CHY slip even more tomorrow would do my heart good
>>61937075The stuff I saw said he is officially the leader now, there was an interim successor who got exploded who is probably what that guy was thinking ofHis son has held no significant political office so fingers crossed he just wants to chill and do nothing
>MFW these bullish AVGO earnings will lead the next AI & Neocloud wave
Summer has come early to europe and it has made it completely clear to me that I am a ful blown incel with all these scantily clothed women not just making me lust but also making me bitter because I just can't get them.>T. 23 y/o Europan with a 7-figure net worth
>>61937082If they do put him in charge he's probably going to want to at least appear like he cares about avenging his dead father.
>>61937075>All the articles about him are saying he's the front-runner and his Wikipedia article doesn't have a date of death on it.>I'm not saying he's definitely alive because he's probably a priority target, but I don't think there have been any announcements.I like your definitive declaration of unknown indefinite unknowablesthat's honesty. and I appreciate itthanks for the update bossmaybe sonny boy still lives? perhaps. home boy gonna get home schooled soon, if not. He goes to the naughty time out zone (THE GRAVE). Why? Because he's already deadHah! I knew I could work that one in>>61937071>Okay, give me the rundown on RKLB. I've been seeing this thing pop-up every now and then, but I'm skeptical still.>I'm 100% into MU now but want to slowly go in for another play.I think it could die when/if spacex goes public. but buying the other space companies could be good, until then.I'd be real careful otherwise thoughand maybe do the UFO etf, which is funny, and maybe actually a good ideaI love that stupid fucking thing. UFO, as a ticker. you can buy UFOs now on the stock market
>>61937082Hes at fiddy tree percent on polymarket, your sources are either amazing or total crap
>>61937086ceo basically said all cylinders go
>>61937087hit the gym and go drinking pussy, you already did the hard part
>that guy that all inned avgo calls
>>61937032this. we can always decide to start employing men to pull it out of the ground and build nuclear plants. middle east never mattered, just israelis dragging us into their gay wars. we only profit by expending expiring arms. gasoline will stay expensive for the wagecage, good
>>61937082Mojtaba, the son and frontrunner, supposedly is a hardliner and before the war quietly ran the police forces or the military or whatever
>>61937087hire a personal trainer and get /fit/even if you are genuinely ugly, being jacked + rich will make women fall for you
>>61937093I also seen that the kurds are amassing on the western border and a lot of infrastructure was hit to clear a path for them with weapons caches smuggled in by Isreal last year. They have yet to accept the call probably because the shah is no fan of separatists but its looking more likely that will be trumps offrampSome of them are commies tho which is a bit like replacing one monster with another
>>61937106yeah, that figuresI can't imagine they'd put someone soft in charge mid-war. But if they name him leader, he'll get blown to bits within a few hours because the Israelis probably already know where he is and are just waiting for Bibi to give the order.>>61937112Hopefully the shah has the sense to let the Kurds have their independence if it means their support in overthrowing the Islamists. Kurdistan can be a commie shithole all they like if Iran proper gets to modernize into a first world democracy.
>>61937121I don't think there will be a shah man. For one thing Trump gave him the Machado treatment. Probably correctly
>>61937135Trump also said everyone he'd pick over the shah is already dead.
>V
broadcom ceo shitting on analysts love to see it
>>61937149How about Mojtaba. You know, there were plenty of assassination targets missed too, and that was with the element of surprise
>>61937161Mojtaba isn't going to want to build a US-aligned democracy. I've also seen concerns that anyone with connections to the current regime may not be accepted by the people, which is another point in favor of the shah because he's pretty much the only option who isn't connected to the regime in some way.
>>61937156He has a large knob and is paid like a madman
Hey you guys I think AVGO anon is gonna make it Yay :DWe love to see a smigger make it out the hood
what's your "AGI sends one stock to infinity and everything else to zero" hedge anon?
>>61937005The entire market is retarded. Yes, you even have retards here thinking it won't affect them.
>>61937188IREN to infinityNBIS to infinitySK Hynix to infinity
KEK BOBO
>>61937215
>>61937168Hock Tan. Xpit on that thing
>>61937188AGI will never be real in my lifetime so I don't have one.
You guys think Kospi is going up today?
>>61937005post ticker letters next time with your chart you fucking madarchod we arent fucking vishnu bitch we cant guess what fucking chart name that is you stupid fuck benchod bloody fuckalso wtf is this 4 step captcha holy shit what a fucking pain in the gujarat
>>61937252I think the kospi is following EWY/foreign investment not the other way around, so that tells me it goes up slightly?The reason I say that is because the korea session before US open was -12% but US opened like down -2% and ended up...so I don't really know. They seem either to out of sync, or the US capital is a commanding share
>>61937261* to be clear, US EWY opened -2% after a -12% KOSPI so I have no idea how that shit works
>>61937247AGI might be real within this financial quarter and if you don't put at least a 5% chance of that you're crazy
>>61937259>we can't guess the chart anon calls "Singapore jet fuel" might possibly represent, feed me tickersIt's probably jet fuel futures on Singapore's exchange so retards like you couldn't play anyways
>>61937268The chance of agi in this quarter is 0 and I'd bet everything I had on that being true
>>61937061samsung and sk hynix operating at a forward pe of 2.fucking 2.So long as the hyperscalers keep buying up all the memory at any price, ewy has room to keep going vertical. Maybe something will fail between now and next earnings szn and goog and amzn will slash their capex spend by 50% and the whole ponzu unravels overnight. that's still 3 months away though, so. I expect ewy at least at 400 by then (with routine 20% intraday moves and circuit breakers going off weekly because the entire country of sk is trying to hypergamble their way out of the permanent underclass via 10x leveraged etf exposure)
>>61937112>I also seen that the kurds are amassing on the western borderFake news, all three sides just said nothing happened. The third one being Iraq. Trump just really REALLY wants a useful idiot army to die in a land invasion instead of US troopsI don't think people realize how much killing a muslim pope unites the region. He was 86 years old, killing him was clearly just personal revenge for Bibi, nothing else
>>61937279>and I'd bet everything I had on that being trueisn't that play short nvidia, because if AGI isn't real by the end of this wave of datacenter buildouts there won't be a next one?
>>61937099>>61937108I am 187cm, I already have a sixpack, and I am objectively handsome.I just don't meet any women. Why would I go outside? hobbies? yes I do a lot of sports, but if you're any serious about that, you won't meet them there....I even took up learning Spanish to get to know some putas, didn't work since 90% of the class turned out to be guys kek. The only time I have had consequent success with women was in Thailand :/, so I'll guess I'll move there...
>>61937281every time I read bulls post on sam/sk forward PE it gets lower and lower. Don't get me wrong I'm also bullish, but you retards would be wise to not lever into this
>>61937301do you add the apus in the background? Its a nice touch
>>61937312I do
>>61937268*AG
>>61937320Its appreciated anon, thank you
>>61937326Thank you for noticingIt's the nicest thing that' shappened to me in months
>>61937087Hire Ghyzzlaine to introduce you
>>61937301>Samsara
>>61936982Based
>>61937333it was worth it for the tripsi also appreciate the apu calendar
>>61937281I just jizzed in my pants after this post. >t. 33% of my port is exposed to ewy
IREN just filed for up to $6Billion worth of dillution to fund 50,000 more NVDA GPU'sBULLISH FOR NVDABEARISH FOR IREN SHORT TERMBVLLI$H FOR IREN LONG TERMSlurp this one up in the low 30's high 20's if you can smiggers, I am out until then.
>>61937288only thing holding you back is being explorative or being a pussy. sounds like its more #1. do you have any friends? just go out to bars or whatever and talk to girls
Who would buy AVGO puts? Couldn’t have been me.
>tfw sold HGRAF at the top
How do we feel about Ubisoft at $4? Surely it must go up?
>>61937366dumped all my shares. Refuse to be a part of their bullshit. You just know they aren't giving up bitcoin either. They're just going to pivot back to it once AI momentum is gone. Absolute shady piece of shit management
OPEC has the ability to shrug this off their overproduction capabilities right?Everyone can produce $0 oil like they did back then. Trump wants to repeat it. I think a bullrun is coming.
>>61937418They're going bankrupt lil bro.
> futures
>>61937418>Surely it must go up?Must it? That shit company has nothing going for it. People have been saying "it's like a ubisoft game" as an insult for years now, and they can't even do guaranteed hits loke an AC in Japan and a PoP sands of time remake.I wouldn't touch that until they either get bought or the Guillemots leave.
Did orange nignog get his bribe today from TQQQ?
>>61937438french "people" invariably fuck everything up
>>61937438>AC in Japanfucking this up so badly was genuinely impressive>and a PoP sands of time remakewasn't it nearly finished when they canned it? i wonder how bad a finished game has to be for ubisoft to decide not to release it.
japan semis sirs we are pumping
>>61937418They've got one last Hail Mary and that's a Black Flag remake.I have no hope for them.
>>61937418Always do the reverse of /smg/. Always served me well. Therefore it's definitely a strong buy, but to slowly pile up over time.
>>61937448>wasn't it nearly finished when they canned it?Yep.
>>61937457funny how this died while iran got btfo
>>61937455Not that strong a buy, then
>>61937448The remake was being developed by two indian studios.
>>61937463I'm more worried about the current market valuations than anything. And if the market dumps 20-30%, I see no reason for it to stay immune.Basically, I think we're in a time where it's better to DCA than to lump sum.
>>61937470>dca into a stock that only goes down
>>61937465inshallah the next remake will be made by an actual persian studio
>>61937420I will slurp after it dumpsThey've likely got a deal in the frameworks given all the recent commotion.
Kospi is up 10%
>>61937485based gooks relevered
>>61937418They have literally nothing left to pull out of their sleeve. Shitty games for years on end and even used up their; "Literally free money" on a nigger samurai.
>>61937485SK HYNIX CHADS WE EATING GOODMHMMM YESSIR DAS RITE
>>61937485War's over
Remember the guy here who bought Korean stocks yesterday morning. Goddamn. Been thinking about that.
Someone in the olden moons of December suggested investing in Korea and I just replied with a funny comment instead of truly researching and entering much earlier than I did.
>>61937455Unironically if there is more than one person pushing something it’s genuinely a great investment. Shit stocks like Gorilla or GAUZ are only being pushed by one resident bag holder each
>>61937037you know how sportsball watchers know nothing but talk like they’re experts you’re the same loser except you’re more nerdy and have less sex
They're calling it the bounciest dead cat of all time.
>>61937281I have calls on KORU.My body is beyond ready.
>>61937519there's like five of us shilling HGRAF intermittently so I hope you bought
>>61937519Gamerstop LLC Incorporated Corporation.
>>61937522delusional cope
>>61937519GRRR is a good stock sir :)Its right at the arse end of a descending wedge and will soon be back at $45
>>61937087My dick is locked and loaded for women slutting up the street scenery wearing hotpants.What investment opportunities arise from this fact?
>>61937527Are they just going to give away sk hymen and Sams ung? The valuations are cheap , and they have 2x runway from here until a new fav opens up or Kim jong bombs them.
>>61937549LULU?
>>61937549LULU & VSCO
When are my silver bags going to resume pumping
check oil computer
>>61937046>everyone losing their mind about the pool getting closed>ships take months to travel and a 1-2 week delay is an absolute nothingburger
Did Trump really tell the AI companies they had to produce their own energy
>>61937568Epstein gave everyone insider info about shorting shipping futures from beyond the grave
>>61937572Yes BVLLI$H for IREN & NBIS & CIFR & MARA
>>61937574Sold most of my oil shipping futures calls. Made out with 4x profit, breedy gud
>>61937585What instruments do you use for that anon ? Is there a ticker for that ? Or do you need access to the futures market .
short short short
>he's a NO NATGAS NIGGER
>>61936559American chemical companiesLASRCRDOAny telecom companyUtilitiesLWGU
>>61937568Sort of. It's the backlog that gets created that bogs things down.It's like when you have 20 cars on the highway, then the lead car comes to a complete halt for a second. All the cars have to slow down and stop in turn, then accelerate again. Even though it was just "one second", it has an exponential ripple
Apparently now that we had a stock market fake out, the price of oil can go through the roof again.
I keep getting range banned and while I'm not I would like to say the following:Bottoms in
