americans begging for European cum edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61940458
all in natural gas
>HGRAFGODS
>bond etfs are dumping>tips etfs are going upplease no
Say the line MAGAts
>>61941780Buy (female) NATGAS
>>61941786"Thank you" or "I voted for this"?
>>61941788Just take it (steal)
>Euro threadYeah as if today couldn't get any worse
Old people and crying babies shouldn't be allowed at airports or public transportation
Sure are a lot of /smg/s today
>>61941806It was a panican day
The buys will continue until morale improves
>>61941811I'm so dismoraled.
>>61941806Grok, is this true?
>>61941806Most of it is driven by pseudo /pol/ posting by outsiders, if you haven't noticed.
>>61941826So the regulars
>Breaking news: All iranian military laid down their arms and denounced islam immediately after Trump told them tohttps://youtu.be/PBpY8BCg3U8?si=kRv823CBUpkT2G2q
>>61941829kek
test
>>61941830I know you're memeing, but the amount of blatant bullshit propaganda in this four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran has been getting way out of hand.
>>61941830I believe him. He said do not sell so you probably shouldn't sell.
BREAKINGNEWSNIGGERS AND JEWS
>>61941836Before islam in 1975, the Iranis used to dress like this.
So did HGRAF tank today because the LIFE offer was closed?
Is it too late to get into oil or is it not too late?
>>61941836I am recieving quite the opposite but I don't watch the news or propaganda. More and more I think islam has actually a point and in our arogant rightousness maybe we shouldn't forget that their holy book is the "newest version" of world religion books. Trying to delete it from history seems very sus.
>>61941852Looks like the revolution was sorely needed boss
>forced to sell when I should be buying
>>61941852Iran was pretty fucking based before they dressed in turbans and stupid ass robes like stupid wizards.I'm glad they're getting bombed.
>>61941857It isn't but it could be
islam is bad babe, basically a baddie babe
>>61941857Yes
>>61941868That's a waste of good ordnance that could have been used on israel.
AMAZON
>>61941886Let's see the dogs of Amazon, boss
i think we need to split smg into 2 threads, one for euros and one for everyone else
>>61941866>using margin
henlo mister jeromeit is time to go hyper jerome modeplease mister jeromethank u mister jerome
>>61941857not too late. we're on stage 0 of the SMO still. billions have yet to die.
How do we profit from the coming end of the petrodollar and US alliances?We should all obviousky exit the US market, but what else?Buy Norwegian oil stocks?Buy nuclear related companies as Europe may finally stop relying on US gas?
>>61941886Before the islamic revolution in iran, you could buy iranian sluts on the streets and they were everywhere in Tehran. It was like Thailand. If Amazon existed back then, you could buy them on Amazon. Now you can't. But trump is bringing it back, buy Amazon.
>>61941808There’s a global energy crisis coming, tf are you on about
>>61941892the main difference is chuds and chads. flags didn't work in bant wich is currently in the use as the chad general.
>>61941903...Huh. I didn't think about that
>>61941897I think every market other than US will continue to shit itself harder than US because past performance does actually guarantee future results
>>61941897Buy non french, non british european nuclear stocks, buy Norway's oil and nuclear stocks.Buy Irish stocks, Ireland is safe and neutral.Buy indian stocks, India is closely connected to Israel and will be rewarded for their full support without putting a single indian in iran or paying anything for it.
>>61941772please plap today
>>61941896>>61941876>>61941870What about oil overproduction in times of crisis? Remember when you had to pay people to make them take oil?
Am I rich from my 25 shares of hgraf yet
Thank you DAVE computer for easing my pain the last few days.
>>61941918Don’t worry I sold it today so it should moon. You’re welcome in advance.
pam bondi called the top
>>61941917sell and take profit before the war ends, retard
Buy chevron or no? I am big retard
If we're heading for giga inflation due to oil prices, why are metals going down?
>>61941932qrd?
>>61941910Why not French?They aren't getting too involved in this retarded war
>>61941943HAVE YOU SEEN THE DOW OR WHAT YOU AREN’T EVEN A LAWYER
yield curves still flattening. don't be exit liquidty fuckasses>>61941943the dow is over 50,000? i didn't think anyone could've not seen that. congressional hearing on epstein files and she deflected to the dow jones performance, and topticked it
>>61941868I'd love to dress like a wizard, that shit is cashwomen should dress like Red Sonja too.
>>61941892Imagine how good /biz could be if we had flags
I've been having so much fun trading WWIIII never want it to end! Love you smiggers mwah :3WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61941947>>61941954Oh, I thought you meant something else war-related.
>>61941945They already have nukes, don't need to make more.
you're posting politico stories for smg now? lol. this board.
You did sell your longs, right anonsan?
Is there a South Korea general or do I just sit here in the cuck chair . I own 500 shares of ewy at 145 average .
I hate my bitch coworker and her snide smart ass comments. Grok kill her.
>>61941979It's fucking over
>>61941979If ewy were valued in american that shit would be parabolically upwards
>kids are gonna have to do WW3 homework and learn about the dumbest shit imaginable>>61941945>They aren't getting too involved in this retarded warif not then their aircraft carrier should slow down rather than haul ass
>>61941868yeah like bending over to the US all day, very based.islam is cringe but at least they have a backbone now, the shah was a puppet
>>61941976There it is, the rich arabs are gonna sell to punish the americans and europeans who refuse to defend them from Iran.
>>61941980what did she say?
>>61941976Wait a second, weren't they funding a huge fraction of the AI bubble?
>>61941989Instead of mining natural resources they will mine data
>>61941976Veiled threat, if they withdraw and unwind the AI bubble and they can crash the world economy
I told y'all to buy the security software dip when they all shit the bed due to Claude's bug finder announcement. Easy 10-15% gain in just a few days. Hope you listened by friends
>>61941980Hey Grok, shoot that guy. Yes, the chudcel with the broke portfolio
>>61941980Grandpa looking ass. He will never get on the level of that Brazilian kid.
>>61942000He still looks like he's in his 20 vs the 17 year old Brazilian
>>61941995I don't remember you saying this, did you make sure to post a cute anime girl when you shilled?
tomorrow is probably a typical "holding over the weekend during ww3 are you crazy" sell-off day before the usual nothing ever happens bullrun next weekhttps://youtu.be/h_xG7HPx9Tc?si=_ndx1u11sZRl8WJC
>>61942005no just a pic of my positions when I got in (attached)
mister jerome please just crush my skulldo it slowly and painfullyit's what i deserve
>>61942019Congrats on the gains anon
>>61942022Apuposter what the FUCK
>Pentagon Races To Secure Money For Iran Operations, Munitions - WSJAMERIPOORS
>>61942026What are the rates for war bonds?
If you don't think having a war with Iran and killing BROWN NONWHITE UNPROFITABLE iranians is good for your portfolio, you are a traitor to your people, a traitor to THE WHITE RACE, a coward and a leftist.
>>61942026it's time.
>>61941988>*walks into my office* “hey you should really decorate in here, it’s a sign of maturity” while giving the fakest smile.>*talking about our generations* “you’re act weird to be a millennial.” (I’m not a millennial)Just snide below the belt punches like that. And they’re not even clever, they don’t make sense. She’s a 33, single fat bitch that’s very open about wanting to be child-free. Just an all around cunt.
>Oil won’t go up because inside traders already priced it in. >Trump also has an interest in keeping oil low for election reasons.>Wallstreet also has an interest in keeping oil low because they don’t want to get heemed by rate hikes due to inflation.>Everything adjacent to oil, from fertilizer to coal to lithium to EV stocks are BOOMING because the spread is to wide to be price manipulated like oil.I loooooove being so, so right.
Should i?
>>61942029Whatever the rate, it'll end up being profitable anyway.We're WHITE, we don't lose. Ever.
>>61942024Thanks. I will be holding long term. All of these are very effective software security solutions that I don't see being disrupted by AI any time soon. Also just a tiny position compared to my overall portfolio, I am way too afraid to invest with conviction in anything besides index funds
>>61942039>LithiumGOD
>>61942033Persians(Iranians) are literally more white than American golem muttzoids.
>>61942042absolutely not. Long your local taco stand instead - cheaper and not slop
>>61941853There was another LIFE offer and I missed it again?
>>61942047Maybe some day, if China stops exports again. But I think they're committed to keeping it open through early October.
>>61941894nah I'm drawing down savings looking for a job
sanctionsbros?
This shit is stressful, I almost panic sell today.I thinks I should uninstall my trading app and forget I have a portfolio for a couple weeks, maybe a month.
>>61942071I'm too gready to panic sell.
something shifted under the hood today
SEV chads report in
Every day on Yahoo Finance there is a "top losers" and "top gainers" ranking and every day there is some company that went up like 30%.How can I know which companies will do this the day before and just buy those 1 day early?If I did this for just like a few weeks I'd have a lot of money.
>>61942068Do sanctions matter if you aren't from the US or Europe?
>>61942014All youre saying is slurp after 3
>>61942083Imagine I posted a picture of a Pepe with a big cheeto on his head
>>61942042This gets on 100% robotics the food will be unironically better than some sitdown restaurants. Wendys has the highest skill celling of any fast food place. Dividend is pretty sweet there too I notice.
>>61942083Ask grok to grant you prescience
>>61942095got u senpai
Anyone have experience with Korean defence stocks? Or maybe an ETF? I want to buy a few, Lig Nex1 for example
>>61942117Thanks senpai
so what happened to tariffs?
>>61942129New 15% global tariffs soon
Is anyone shorting the UAE and Saudi Arabia?Iran won't hit americans and israelis, they'll hit those oil rigs instead.
>>61942129Stranded in the strait of homos
>>61942129>>61942137>The US will likely implement a 15% global tariff this week, the country’s Treasury secretary said>Scott Bessent added that US levies would soon return to the levels they reached before the Supreme Court recently cancelled last year’s “Liberation Day” duties.https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-likely-raise-global-tariff-120949377.html
>>61941772Daaaaammmit fuck fuck fuckIt looks like Iran successfully went turtle up and shoot missiles strategy, we are unable to ever change their leadership and Israelis are fucked too. We CAN win but can we get support from people if we go boots on the ground. Might need nukes to blow up the underground missile warehouses some kinda shit. Oil is doing 110 and inflation going to the moon, technical bear market guaranteed.I wasn't even that against the war IF we were able to get leader changed but now we hit Game Over screen. shit fuckin suuuuuucks
>>61942090It matters when Europe or the US seize your oil tanker.
>>61942079I dunno man, HOOD's been good lately.
>>61942144I mean illegally trading sanctioned oil
>MRVLI told you guys like 2 weeks ago. Did you listen? Or did you buy more memeshit?
>>61942149see>>61942005
>>61942068It's hilarious to me how America's adventures abroad always seem to benefit its main rivals. The US is going after Iran, which is not and will never be a threat to core US interests, while Russia and China benefit. China has received hundreds of millions of barrels of oil from Iran over the past two decades that was heavily discounted only because of US sanctions, and its oil supply today hasn't been disrupted because the Iranians are letting Chinese tankers through. Meanwhile Russia is making a killing right now and there's talk of Europe increasing gas purchases from Russia. Americans have no idea how badly Trump is fucking them.
>>61942149who the fuck are you?
>>61942143Lmao get fucked amerilards
>>61942156>Americans have no idea how badly Trump is fucking them.It's not only Trump, Congress is ok with this too.
>>61942149We'll see how long those gains last when the market opens
The KSPI(Korean Stock Exchange) opens in 25 minutes, what are your expectations? Keep in mind they halt trading when there's a large selloff to prevent a market crash
>>61942143>Oil is doing 110Lol it's only been like 5 days, try $200. Boots on the ground was always the plan, the idea that you're going to overthrow a country of 90 million with just air strikes is extremely retarded. It's just that they can't say that upfront, they'll dog-walk the propaganda step by step until MAGA shills are cheering for ground invasion
>>61942179They see pe4 and sell I have no expectations
>>61942182And it's failing miserably
>>61941954>TOP
Diesel back over 5$. Love that
>Murdered a legitimate head of state >Murdered 150+ school children >Failed to pull off the latest colour revolution >Went into a rhetorical tailspin because the target decided to fight back >Incited major infighting between staffers, supporters and commentators >Failed to protect its puppet states >Lost at least 10 soldiers in just the first few days >Lost numerous bases, satellites and other equipment >FFed its own jets >Threatened "allies" for not immediately following orders without question >Shown to be utterly subservient to Israel (even moreso than we thought) >Can't back off because Iran won't allow it >Can't put BOTG because the public won't allow itAmerica as a hegemon has collapsedIt's time for Europe to rise again
>>61942193>/smg/ picking tops when futures are going upwtfhttps://youtu.be/tAp9BKosZXs?si=NRNG1CPYyXlvRQGq
>>61941897This general is regularly defaced by G*rmans and other continentals (we could see their flags on /bant/) proclaiming that the nuclear era is obviously over and pretending that the wind/solar meme is still real. They had to be sabotaged to stop them from buying energy from a country they're literally at war with.So a freezing of US-EU relations really doesn't have any medium term business impact. Europe will continue to be told by others where their energy is coming from and pay the price on the invoice.
>>61942198You rost tranny, ja ja ja
>>61942038Just call her old. Youre such a pussy.
>>61942156The only explanation is that they indeed have Epstein proofs on everyoneWhy else would all American leaders approve this suicidal decision?
>>61942198You forgot> faked negotiations only to kill enemy leadership, ensuring they will never come back to the negotiations' table
>>61942198>FFed its own jetsI don't even believe this, it has to be cope so they don't have to admit Iran is capable of shooting their shit down. 1 plane going down because of friendly fire, uhhh, very unlikely but ok sure.But 3??? No fucking way.
>>61942042Why? What changed?
>>61942179Today? Selloff, but milder.Monday? Giga pump. Maybe even more than the 12% one
>>61942191it will work. i came to the conclusion this week the mark of a declining empire isn't failed military campaigns or a decline into materialism - although those are always coincident - but rather the complete degeneration of the populace's capacity to engage with the world from a grounded, masculine perspective. i believe this is the case in that everyone here is either apathetic (bread and circus) or clouded by their feminine need to always be right about everything. biden is as sharp as a tack, safe and effective, MAGA. it's over, the empire is walking dead as the majority of men have replaced character with sloth, envy, and pride.
>>61942220It was all the same guy, air to air and there is debate over wether it was a crime(it was)
>>61942198pffffffffft western europe is tsarist russia pre civil war
>>61942233Watching legions of jewish bots descend upon every comment section online screeching BASED like some alt-right skin-walker is an absolutely surreal experience.
>>61942235>it was a crime
Ahf u c k
>>61942243The Ghost of Kiev must be stopped.
>>61942240Maybe if boomers feel like picking up guns they can't have. Europe's just fucked
>>6194224595% of you won’t understand not only how stupid this is. But how desperate and risky.
>>61942245Another "financial innovation" from the great minds that brought you the 50 year mortgage.>>61942247It'll be much darker than that. The MIC war profieers have spent decades flooding the black market with all kinds of gear.It'll be brown invaders armed with military surplus vs indigenous Europeans with kitchen cutlery and gardening equipment.
>>61942207>250x218bot post
Kospi bros it’s time
>>61942245Who's going to liquidate the treasury?
>>61942245unique opportunity to short squeeze the treasury itself
>>61942245Makes no sense therefore fake news
>>61941897I seriously cannot imagine what exactly yuropoors think is the catalyst for a second yuropean renaissance.>Its top 50 companies are all public utility slop and pharma which will be destroyed by ai>It bought in to the climate meme in spit of being mostly sunless with placid winds>It is totally dependent for its (real) energy needs on an enemy>Its people hate working>Its laws suck for biz>It is about to have to start paying for its own defense which will eat up 1/4 of its budget>Any time budgets decrease by even 1/100th the people riot in the streets and light cars on fire.Europe is finished.Its done.Buying into the American Bobina is a major mistake.Yuropoor Bobinas will be fucked. You have been warned.
>>61942245Buy everything adjacent to oil except oil itself.
>>61942277post link to the uncensored version
The index of the day right now.
>>61942274HE SAID THE LINE>bart_classroom.jpg
>>61942277All they have to do is ally with Russia and most of these problems just go away. It doesn't make any sense.And you can't even claim it's some deep-rooted paranoia of the "Mongol horde" since they are actively importing infinite levels of wogs and nogs.
So is anything really happening? Gold seems to stick to 5k.Spy is crabbing.I guess copper is getting fucked.Anything else?
>>61942296It's just germany vs russia again
>>61942296>if you submit to and suck off your enemies, despite being more rich than them, you win
>>61942300I sold the peak, pretty happy about it but now the money is gonna go to waste paying for shit we need.
>You stole 20 billion dollars> Ha ha what is a womanShit was funny last year. It just looks retarded now.
>>6194218290 milllion...Cool, so how many of those are radical terrorists?Maybe 1 million? Can't imagine 90 million are ALL picking up guns once they run out of missiles.
Doomer rump status?
>>61942315we skipped that part this time, this isn't a war on terror
>>61942315The mountains will run red with blood once the Americans are done with those 90 million. The original iranians were white, americans will kill these fakes and replace them with white americans.
>>61942315>Cool, so how many of those are radical terrorists?All.
>>61941858Yes, the book that says to kill us?Nah, fuck'em. I'd glass the whole country, Covenant style.
>>61942326Iran isn't white and neither is US. It's a war between 2 brown countries.
>>61942321russia out of troops, ammo, tanks, helicopters and artillery shells
EWY beat earnings
>>61942321>Source: IDF SpokespersonThe most trusted name in science.
>>61942321No, you see Iran still has infinite missiles in reserve, and they're all better and more cooler than the ones they've used thus far. Meanwhile, the US has depleted every bullet they've ever made. Chinese shills told me so.
>>61942343more of this energy.
>>61942330Republican americans, who are overwhelmingly white, enlist into the military and who also happen to invest the most into stocks are the ones frothing at the mouth for a race war against Iran. Why hasn't anything crashed yet? Because they're christian race conscious fundamentalists who want to kill Iran for its own sake. That's 90 million blood sacrifices.
>>61942343Exactly how cool are we talking?
>>61942296Not really.Europe has basically lived as the landlord/child of America since its empires fell. But most of that power has been inflated away, and theres no more transatlantic anomie any longer.We like you in a vague way, but the show isn't run by fundamentalist anglophiles like J. Pierpont Morgan any longer.As the middle class disolves down or up, there won't be a market for branded luxury anymore.Its already been going that way, perfume stores, Saks 5th, Barneys, etc - all closed. After that what do you have? Cars.And cars are also on their way out, especially expense european ones in the class reshuffle.
>>61942336Ewy bros . Don’t check kospi computer . Those degenerate Koreans are going to make it go to zero.
>>61942353Poor lad, high school can be rough
>>61942329>usonly those who didn't have their penises cut bc they are stinky like that and I think that's reasonable
>>61942350Cool enough, daddy-o?
>>61942156Its sad to see it be the way that it do, but at least Ukraine loses.I can't imagine how much I'd want my country to bomb and destroy California if California broke away from the US to join China, and then went on TV whinning and make everyone talk about them for the next 5 yrs and hung californian flags everywhere in europe about the poor poor californians. I can empathize with why ziggers must hate them so.
>>61941918>25 shares Can you explain to me what goes through peoples' heads when they buy like $100 of a stock? Why even bother? Unless that shit hits $1000/share it's fucking useless, and people like you will cash out long before it reaches that milestone.
>>61942245US circuit breakers in the future?
i will listen to your advice blindlydo i sell all my stock? this is the first time ive held anything during americans fucking bombing shit
>>61942393What do you own? Would you be comfortable holding it for 5 years, if not why do you own it?
>>61942329>the book that says to kill us?I'd rather glass the jews and deal with the muslims diplomatically afterwards. Always kill the traitor before an enemy, Jimbo.
>>61942398S&P 500 and i planned on it being a short term growth really. its already been in there a while and i dont want it to fucking undo the increase ive already had
>>61942393I will answer your question with two questions>what day it tomorrow?>what happens on that day?
>>61942388No . It’s like if Mexico invaded Texas . And everyone talked about poor Texans . Ziggers are has beens who deserve the whooping and internal destruction the are experiencing .
>Shipping rates for liquid natural gas surge 750% from $40k to $300k per dayI should have went long on oil stocks, fuck me
>>61942390you gotta start somewhere. I had an apprentice who would buy $10 in stocks, while the fee was $1, now that is retarded
im thinking of going 100% cash. this international political lunacy is ridiculous.
>>61942376Because of Judeo-Christianity this is considered worse than Iran hitting oil rigs and closing Hormuz which is worse for stocks.
>>61942039Did you buyed IPI?
>>61942419Gonna heem myself a little more first pretending I know what the fuck is going on
>>61942408Ukies broke away to join the west after russoids built everything of any value in that country. They're backstabbing little shits and will never have my sympathy. I don't want them as allys, they're main export is whores and that's what they'll be, they'll fuck us over for the Chinese first chance they get. We don't need culture traitors. We should focus more on Africa and getting their resources locked down from the Chinese instead of protecting whores.
>>61942437Serb or Hungarian?
>>61942442American white Anglo Saxon protestant of New England Brahmin stock.
>>61942437Wars in sub saharan africa are a good idea, with boots on the ground.
>>61941886amazon is fucking garbage now, niggers give me the run around on returns and won't fix whatever their fucking error is to let me sign up for prime. Fucking faggots must be to hoighty toighty for my business
What's the next HGRAF?
>>61942351>Ireland’s top export: bloodLeprechaun Vampires wasn’t on my bingo card.
>>61942469>ATH = satans tripsdelisting
draft bobo
>>61942469It's still HGRAF mate.
Pentagon has officially deemed Anthropic a supply chain risk
>>61942469check Nel Asa. Hydrogen is the future
>>61942469GRRR
>>61942198>Can't back off because Iran won't allow itWhat? It would be humiliating but I'm pretty sure if he backed out right now Iran would chill. They just want to be left the fuck alone. Israel would probably keep wilding on them but that's a different matter and not something to antagonize the rest of the world over by keeping the strait closed, at least so long as america makes it clear they don't support israel's bullshit anymore. This is a wild pipe dream because bibi owns trump completely, but still. There's nothing keeping america in the war right now other than face saving.
>>61942321ok now do it for $2000 homemade suicide drones
>>61942486are you the same fag shilling GAUZ
>>61942486>spammed every thread by some AI slop loving jeetyeah no
>>61942437Ivan , the rubbles you are getting paid are being deflated . Analogy still applies Texas broke away from Mexico and was annexed by the United States . I have zero sympathy for Russian soldiers or Vladimir Putin. Vlad has single handedly turned a once great superpower into a nobody.
Its over, sell everything
>>61942485Hydrogen the extremely volatile gas that you also lose 30% of when you liquefy and store it then vaporise it back into gas? Yeah okay
Holy dog shit this is worse than /pol/. Goodby /biz/, I'm not coming back until the fucking war is over and we can talk about making money again. Fuck this.
I want to be the little girl
>>61942508i'm not selling friday, ok?
>>61942508Why would they pull investments? Where else would they put the money?
>>61942512Bad day for the portfolio?
>>61942517To rebuild the infrastructure that was just blown up by Iran?
>>61942517Clash of clans
>>61942517A country less retarded.
>>61942522So Iran can blow it up again?>>61942525Anonymous knows how Arabs do.
> futures
>>61942510I tried to make a joke, remember when it was all the rage 5 yrs ago?
>>61942529no such thing
>>61942429KEKEKEKKKNAILED so many by so much.
>>61942517
All I need is to grab my entire portfolio, go all in, make a 7x, pay taxes, and get left over with enough money to be a neet stock market gambler/investor.
>>61942541Yes I do as my country "invested" in it as did many mining companies only for them to shelve them before they ever started just last year
>>61942547Same but there's so many stocks, which one is gonna 7x?
>Futures
I watch futures because I’m a schizoid. But recently /NQ is pointless to look at until early morning trading. It always makes big moves when euros wake up
>>61941971Did you miss the news yesterday when they said they will produce more, share with EU nations, and stop publishing nukes numbers?
>>61942547do you not have a tax sheltered account you can gamble in
What are some good wheat stocks? I think it's time to buy.
>>61942559https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/WEAT/
>>61942548lol i lost some money too back then, because a friend works 'in the sector' and it was supposed to be the gamechanger. funny how that turned out
>>61942550Idk the only easy move I see is going 100% cash, wait for a recession, go all in after a while. However I have no idea how long that will take.>>61942556No and I'd prefer to have immediate access to the money so I can retire effective immediately.
>>61942559NTR - Nutrien
>>61942550OXY>>61942005pic related
I want to just take a moment to think of how much fuel these military guys are burning just launching sortie after sortie with hundreds of planes for fucking like 100 hours straight day and night. Its great all our allies there literally make fuel.
>>61942552> 3 of 5 smigs thought this was real
>>61942577Also I want to say the Saudis are pretty awesome with this bin Salam in charge boss.
>>61942562I’m thinking the same. I’m in SCHD and SGOV primarily but if SCHD is gonna get heemed I’d just rather wait in treasuries and lose money on puts until we bottom in 18-24 months.
>>61942578yet to hear a satisfying explanation for why its not real
>>61942508>per FT>The Financial Times (FT) is a British daily newspaper printed in broadsheet and also published digitally that focuses on business and economic current affairs. Based in London, the paper is owned by a Japanese holding company, Nikkei, with core editorial offices across Britain, the United States and continental EuropeIt's nothing.
>>61942552is this real?
>>61941897As long as the US has 11 nuclear aircraft carriers and has the best and second best airforces in the world (USAF, US Navy), the petrodollar will persist. Who else will the oil countries seek protection from? The Anglo-French? China?>>61942042Possible value trap. Those numbers are based on the past, not the future.
>>61942245This was a week ago, also obviously made up. Yall retarded.
>>61942575fuck off buffettim buying space and cybersecurity
spotify niggas we are fucking cooking
>>61942640I lost half of my gamestop winnings apeing into space meme stocks, it can happen to you
there were a lot of /smg/s today
>>61942652/smg/ speed is correlated with volatility
>>61942652If SCOOPS was here we could fill most of the 'LOG.
>>61942652Threadfaggotry & Bots
Thoughts on ASIX>chemical manufacturer>sells fertilizer >sells ammonium nitrate that is needed for war effort >Will not be hit as hard cause of energy crisis since they're US based They'll probably get lot of govt contracts and be part of war effort. Definitely stock to watch out for
what the fuck did krist noem get fired for? was the war her idea?
>>61941786>>61941792The answer you're looking for is "art of the deal"
I'm really worried we're in the middle of offshoaring all of our software industry just like we did with manufacturing in the 2000s and 90s. Just completely cutting millions of jobs for cheap saaar labor
>>61941786Yes, I did get what I voted for. How could you tell?
>>61942663Today and yesterday weren't so volatile then
>>61942685You have to look at the fourier transform, this data is too disjointed.
still cant afford a house
>>61941852Ahh yes..why are glowies pushing Iranian nostalgia but condemn our own
how do i short generation alpha?
>>61942691Clawd can do that? I'll ask it
>>61942694i'll take you out for a picnic babe, but you have to wear the dress
>>61942564How's that wheat?You mean fertilizer?
>>61942672Yes
>>61942672she did an antisemitism.
>>61942697I just had a couple gen alphas ding dong ditch me.
just remembered i invested in some snickers bars earlier today and will be redeeming now
>>61942722ok that makes sense
>>61942669Heh you got 69 boss.
ASIX got a 669 lol its a 6669 boss.
If there's no ceasefire in the next 72 hours, we're going to get a covid-tier crash next week.
one more green friday before next week's dump
>>61942672They're just giving her a different deal, and she's still going to take out the illegals boss.
>>61942766Who's there to even agree to a ceasefire? The entirety of Iran's top brass are in hell right now.
>>61942672Its part of the deal to actually fund dhs, right now TSA and shit is still unfunded.
>>61942725Qrd?
>>61942766Okay let me get this right >Trump starts off war by killing entire leadership of Iran >says his outright goal is to do regime change >Few days in and its military operation to weaken Iran state >then Pete hegseth goes on tv telling Iranians to stay ready for protests Does govt not have some sort of conclusive plan here?
>>61942771Actually the crazy part is, if Iran is Actually finished, do we even need dhs anymore it was all founded around them and shit boss
>>61942768>the oracle sees in2 tha futa
>>61942777Iran had nothing to do with 9/11. Why do you insist on shitposting so often? Clean it up a little you annoying fuck.
>>61942781if Israel didn't have any enemies, maybe 9/11 wouldn't have been necessary.
>>61942766doesn't matter US doesn't need anything. iran has less influence on the market than the clown admin yelling don't sell and the dow indicating everyone is full of shit.
I'm selling a quarter of my portfolio tomorrow. I'm bearish over the next couple months given what's happening with oil, but I also need the cash as a buffer for a transaction so I feel like now is a good time to cash out.
>>61942508Urgent reminder that Adam Kobeissi/Kobeissi Letter is almost certainly a glowie/spook / glowie/spook-front.Ours, Mossad's, the CCCP's or the Kremlin's I cannot say.Use your head.Random 27 year olds with hot takes that do not have:>a family connection>a famous master-apprentice connection (ie tiger cubs)>a history of making legendary billion dollar trades>a leadership role at a major fundDo not catapult to the top of a "200 million viewer a month" soap box after 2 years on wall st.This morning, even though I do not follow them, the first thing that popped onto my phone was that "Iran has made a deal", right before the market dumped.
I was at the airport today and some 20 y.o. asian chick was zipping around on some type of carry on suitcase that transformed into an electric scooter
>>6194278640% of the world's oil is gone you dumb nigger
NIGGERS N JEWS!
what's the highest leverage bet that the straight is open by Monday
>>61942801Kobussy. I cant take that retard seriously the way he talks. Bro, People know this shit without reading your faggy kobussy tweets. The appeal is to normal index "investors" Dude is gigacringe. I just cant.
>>61942775she scared away cheap labor.
>>61942787I am leaning towards doing the same, but I think i will wait til Monday morning. This weekend decides everything.
>>61942783Not the white man's problem you kikels make yourselves so unlikable
>>61942776Israel forced trumps hand into per rubio being retarded and letting the truth slip out.Trump did not yet have his messaging put together and wasn't ready to go.Trump is a skilled politician but has surrounded himself with loyal retards over skilled political operators. He has always seen politics as being mostly retarded and washington as a whole (and the skillset usually valued in washington) as something he can safely ignore.This has worked for him durring all 1+2 sigma events. However this is a 3 sigma 1/300 event where it actually pays to have someone with a traditional Washington skill set that can stand in front of a camera and stay cool while skillfully saying nothing and sounding like the situation is entirely in hand. Other than himself, he doesn't actually have anyone who can do this. Every single one of his underlings is a histrionic meant to agitate for the cause. So when he needs to buy some time and think, he has no one he can send out. I am sure you will see him correct this mistake soon.
I'm at the Baltimore airport now.Heaps of rowdy incompetent niggers.
>>61942830I hope you're not taking United bro, it about to be crazy in there.
>>61942833extremely bullish policy for united
>>61942833My five UAL shares are about to go CRAZY
>>61942814
>>61942833Bearish.This will be seen as separate but equal.Blue hairs will dogpile them when only uh... one group of passengers, shall we say, is regularly being kicked off of united flights.
>>61942833Only subhumans fly United anyways
>>61942833Wait this is actually a problem?
When are we going to see a plus or minus 4% day this is so boring.
>>61942855Never been to a Costco and seen a negress on a motorized scooter, blasting black gospel music on a bluetooth speaker while singing at full volume?
>>61942833>THIS JUST IN: UNITED SAYS NO NIGGERS ALOUD!
>>61942821second>Asset investors keep winning.>This is starting to feel emotional.posts some good technical shit but mostly just filler garbage to hock subscriptions>>61942819probably april expiry XOM puts given all the people that've been piling in since new years. lil bad news and it could flushout quick
>>61942819OR long nikkei come to think of it
>>61942862Is this a joke or do you really have to live like that? That is so hilariously retarded I would probably laugh my ass off if I saw it. The first time at least?
>>61942884It's happened to me, but only once, thankfully. I usually only have to shop with the chinese elderly and hispanic kids swarming their mother
Darkpool bullish.Gamma exposure fell off.We should see a neon green day tomorrow unless Iran gets a Messi through on a refinery or unless Donald decides to get zesty on Truth.
henlo mister jeromeplease go green goblin mode
Iran blew up the THAAD battery in Jordan. They're clearing a path to nuke Israel. They only have enough material for 1 or 2 shots, so they have to make it count. What stocks do I buy to profit off of the future Israeli parking lot?
Ugh. I have to sell my oil jr, but it's barely been pumping. This war ruined it. I was going to hold it for a few years, but now I have to sell. Oil can dump anytime and we get a recession fucking oil jr to oblivion.
if there was a lost decade, how much would it completely fuck your plans?
H-Hello?
>>61942944My plans are to be comfy. That doesn't sound very comfy.
im gonna post the new threadNOT!It's not like I want to post the n-new thread or whatever, b-BAKA!
>>61942957>>61942957>>61942957
...bake?
>>61942955good don't
>>61942955futures are bullish on a new thread being posted, any day now. just two more weeksnot that I'm long on thread futures, or anything... B-BAKA!!!
>>61942963>good don'tokay I didn'tyou're welcome
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>>61942829It’s funny you talk about skilled political operators then misread rubio’s hint as a slip up.
