Let's say you're crypto salesman. Sell me your crypto as if it was your job and your life depended on it. Let's see if you are a real vendor, if I am persuaded I will buy your crypto and post proof
>>61944141Buy my shitcoin, im giving you early access before the pump and first dibs before the dump.
>>61944141But I don't want to sell you my BTC. It's mine. Go get your own BTC.
Ironically and unironically the best reply
>>61944141I would watch a bunch of Saylor interviews and repeat the same.
>>61944141Sell? No, I think I'll keep it.
>>61944141Buy my shitcoin and the anon who replies below me will suck your cock.
>>61944141This Bitcoin is not taint-... oh wait
BTC has 0 rsi at 55k so you are unlikely to lose money buying at that level. It hit 63k twice lately so that's probably close enough if you you believe it's bullish long-term. Probably better off buying XAUT or pax gold there is zero chance it's not over 6k in 2-3 years but BTC could be flat for 2-3 before it tries to touch ath again.
>>61944141Uhh, it does nothing, sir, please buy.
>>61944141I bought bitcoin not because I believe in it, in fact I dont (btc worthless) but because I believe in retards who believe in btc. Coworker of mine used to be a bitcoin maxi and this shit really opened my mind to this crap. He centered his whole life around btc and I believe retards like that will always exist and dump everything they have into bitcoin which for me looks bullish. I am basically bullish on retardation and cults.
>>61944141This coin is funded by Epstein, he paid BTC developers to create this coin. He did this because in order for the jewish Mosiach(Antichrist for Christians) there has to be no more coins in the pocket. That's why pioneers like the jewish David Chaum have been working on this type of digital currencies. The name bitcoin and their trust motto was picked because bitachon means trust in Hebrew. Imagine being able to help this satanic jewish organisation to fund their world domination by pumping the coin of which they own at least 5% off. Not to mention the other unknown wallets they have. >inb4 Satoshi is this confused old Japanese guyProof it. I have proof that Epstein has been involved and funded BTC developers to create it. Altcoins dump whenever BTC dumps because they don't have bitachon in the markets. Trust.
>>61944141Technology always wins. Central Bankers can tongue my anus.
>>61944950>Proof it
>>61944141>Sell me this bitcoinOk.Try taking a million dollars worth of gold on a plane.
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What on earth is a ''crypto salesman''?
>>61944141>Sell me this bitcoin
>>61944141Do you trust banks? No? But do you like storing your wealth in a safe knowing it's a pain in the ass to move it when you have to? Well here's some bitcoin, you own it with no middleman but you only need a piece of paper to store it
>>61947725thats the idea. self custody with btc is the closest thing to that. even better now you can stake it with babylon without giving up custody.
>>61944141it's one of the most volatile and historically profitable investment ever it also happens to be trading at a nice discount right now
>>61944909Its better gold as long as we belive its better gold. That's how currencies work. The amount of sheer faith that supports fiat systems is way more mind boggling, BTC is still fundementally and objectively a sound technology, even if it does require some faith. Fiat is a mass hallucination in comparison. Gold and subsequently goldbacks require faith too. 90% of its valuation is NOT due to its conductive properties, its due to other humans thinking its valuable, usually because its shiny. Once you start using Goldbacks (since we cant actually use gold for obvious reasons) this faith becomes delusional again as we have to trust that>the banks actually have the gold>that we will always be able to redeem for the gold.BTC does not have this problem.BTC is "shiny" too, we have all agreed BTC is the decentralized ledger currency of the future. Buttcoiners and metalbugs can cope all they want, they fundementally don't understand what currencies are nor how BTC works.Not even going into all of the perks in having the first fully decentralized, censorship resistant currency. It just works.>tl;dr all currencies need "faith" and your coworker isn't dumb, you just lack the IQ to zoom out and think about what currency is or how it works fundementally
>>61944950Imagine if the mining for btc was just a way for jews to steal your cpu power, fuck btc is the ultimate scam. It got massive attention on the net since 2008
>>61947725>piece of paper With good enough memory, all you need is your brain. For the people that understand the technology, it is cool as fuck.
>>61944141It is a very volatile and easily transferable form of gold. 95% of gold's value is just jewelry and store of wealth. Bitcoin's value is 100% for store of wealth and ease of trade.
