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It’s finally happening. THIS IS WHY NVDA DUMPED AFTER EARNINGS
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two more weeks
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>>61946600
@grok is this true?
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priced out and off kirk af
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>>61946600
Ai is all built on hopes and dreams of future potential, change my mind
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>>61946652
you just described the stock market
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>>61946643
what with low IQ brainlets asking to grok to explain them the most simple piece of garbage news they read on twotter? It seriously irkes me
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>>61946659
How does ai even create revenue? Subscriptions?
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>>61946691
It's just the final stage of enshittification. Is there a passive solution with no moving parts that works? Too bad, fuck it, we'll do it with AI instead.
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>>61946691
I think you'll find in the coming years...there is going to be a lot of fake tech coming out. Lithography detail isn't far off the spacing in a silicon atom...and there isn't some other material that's going to be better either. It's a conflict of interest. It's like how we allow the IT department to set up our computers. They would put themselves out of a job if they just made shit that works. Yesterday I sat on my work computer for 5 minutes just waiting for it to boot. Windows Xp/7 booted in 10 seconds. They're niggering shit up big time on purpose.
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>>61946677
Good morning
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AI dooming is going to be how many millennials will become the next generation of old people who hate modern technology. Don't fall for the psyop. Anyone who actually uses this shit correctly can tell you it's world changing.
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>>61946647
>priced out and off kirk af
lowkirkenuinely?
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>>61946600
OpenAI plan to do an IPO at the end of 2026 (Q4), Anthropic will be in 2027.
The bubble will not pop before all you african-gentlemen are balls deep in call options.
So Q2 2027?
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>>61946763
Obviously
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>>61946763
Making porn?
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>>61946763
>uses this shit correctly
How do you do that? I get it takes effort away from creating stuff, researching or calculating yourself. Is it not just a phyop to dumb people down further?
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>>61946858
That too <3
>>61946860
Societal/ethical issues aside: have a basic understanding of how ai works and how to prompt well. Don't form opinions based on using cheap free-tier AI from 2 years ago.
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>>61946895
>learn2promt bro
XD
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>>61946895
Who said I'm using
>cheap free-tier AI from 2 years ago.
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>>61946600
skin AI niggers alive.
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>>61946600
TWO MORE WEEKS
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>>61946860
everything he says is stupid so I'm guessing he means writing programs and websites in AI and using them to scam money out of people, basically like a shitcoin.
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>>61946763
>AGI in two weeks
>ignore all those data centers getting cancelled
>it's not NFTs again seriously guys
>your job can go from writing code to spending all day fixing hallucinations
>y-you're just not using it correctly
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>>61947054
Wrong. AI coding in 2026 works like this:
> spend ten minutes writing a prompt
> send it to AI, which does 4 hours of work in two minutes
> spend three minutes checking its work
> 'hey ai that's 99% good but you missed one thing'
> 'thanks I fixed it'
> repeat
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>>61947075
Yep
even if it was just replacing codemonkeys that alone justifies the data center buildout but there are many more applications of this technology
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>>61946691
>How does ai even create revenue? Subscriptions?
I pay $250 a month for Gemini Ultra
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>>61947160
Is it worth it? I have Claude Max and ChatGPT Plus. Thinking of scrapping ChatGPT though.
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>>61946860
>>61946962
I need to query databases for a large multinational company as part of work. Opus 4.6 writes decent queries. At this point I have enough of a local database filled with example queries, documentation, tables, table columns, etc. that I can whip up basically any sort of fairly complicated query in <30 seconds. It's not even necessarily about SQL, there are quite literally dozens of petabytes of data across thousands of tables, each with its own idiosyncrasies, all of which are poorly documented.

Saves me probably an hour of research per query if we're being honest, I work maybe two hours a day. That being said, it has a year's worth of my own painstakingly researched data in it.
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>>61947196
havent tried claude or chatgpt but it has been great for writing legal briefs as a pro se litigant. you cant just upload shit and have it automagically do everything for you. but if you have a basic understanding of the underlying subject matter it is amazing at making me sound eloquent and being able to point out how the opposing party's case law citations are defective. basically just upload their briefs so it has a general idea, and then iterate through every paragraph one by one offering your commentary on it and it seems like a lawyer at only $250 a month rather than $400 an hour
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>>61947109
>>61947075
AI isn't saving any money.
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>>61947335
What part of 'does 4 hours of work in 2 minutes' don't you understand
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>>61946763
>>61947075
codetrannydom is copying and pasting cope snippets from stack overflow, copying and pasting framework boilerplate, continually reinventing the wheel, and proving a solution works in a closed system test environment. most jobs aren't like this. most jobs don't have closed systems free of consequences of failure with immediate pass/fail binary results. most people aren't codetrannies. it shouldn't be a surprised that the 'free market' sought to eliminate codetrannies being paid $250k/yr to perpetually update a 'web app.' AI is useless at most jobs.
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>>61946600
AI is actually pretty good i asked it how many times i need to wipe after pooping now i know whereas before i was just guessing
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>>61947358

There isn’t a fixed number of wipes that works for everyone. The general rule is wipe until the toilet paper comes away clean. For most people that ends up being about 3–6 wipes, but it can vary depending on diet, stool consistency, and the type of toilet paper.

Tips to make it easier and cleaner:

Use folded paper, not a crumpled ball—this wipes more effectively.

Wipe front to back (especially important for women to prevent infections).

Check the paper each time and stop when it’s clean.

If it takes many wipes, consider flushable wipes or a bidet for better cleaning.

Diet matters: more fiber (fruits, vegetables, whole grains) can lead to cleaner, easier bowel movements.

If you often need a lot of wiping (like 10+ times regularly), it might help to:

Increase fiber and water intake

Check for issues like loose stools or irritation

If you want, I can also share a trick that many doctors recommend that helps people need only 1–2 wipes most of the time.
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>>61947281
>Well yes I feed the personal data of my clients to a multi-billion dollar company that improves their product with their info
???
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>>61947377
yes share the trick please
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>>61947341
Do you know how much money and energy it costs to keep those data centers going?
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>>61947386
What part of pro se do you not understand. This is me representing my self. I’m an IT guy not an attorney
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>>61946691
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>>61947401
Here’s a lesser-known trick many gastroenterologists mention that can dramatically reduce wiping.

The “wait and final push” method

After the main bowel movement, don’t stand up immediately.

Stay seated for about 15–30 seconds.

Relax your abdomen and pelvic floor.

Do one gentle final push (not straining).

Why it works:
The rectum sometimes holds a small amount of stool after the main movement. Waiting lets the Rectum finish moving the remaining stool down so it comes out in one go instead of later smearing when you wipe.
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>>61946600
Everyone and all the financial channels say it's a bubble. So it must be, right?
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>>61947436
cope
https://x.com/AndreasSteno/status/2029324762913104352
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>>61947281
>pro se
you're going to get steamrolled by a real lawyer
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>>61947556
>replies is just people talking to each other with slop copypasted from ChatGPT

LMAO
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>>61946677
you fail to see the usefulness of this. I call it epistemic land mining and are escalating it to ontological terraforming
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There is no AI bubble.
Not only is this stuff already actively being used. Before a bubble, not everyone and their mother is saying that a bubble might be coming. Instead, every normie thinks they’re about to get rich by investing
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>>61947583
yeah, that's the mundane surface level of use of agentic set ups, trying to fake "consensus" so line go up. Boring
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>>61947607
You are right but also wrong, its not a bubble, its a fucking scam.
We have billions and billions into AI and fuck all to show for it except videos of Oscer the Grouch fucking Taylor swift.
AI has largely been rejected by the working population, no one fucking wants it.
MS fucking flag ship OS is being openly rejected because of Co pilot
The hippy art community is shitting on it.
Massive portions of gaming are rejecting anything that uses AI
Vibe coding is a fucking joke.
The only place its been even remotely useful has been data analytics.

Other then that its literally just been nothing but a carnival ghimmic that costs fuckign BILLION.
and here is the best part, everyone knows this, companies are basically betting that it going to pay off and it will be some revolutionary tech but no one has produced anything that actually indicates thats gonna happen for a reasonable cost.
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>>61947621
>data analytics
oh you poor fool
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>>61947621
> companies are basically betting that it going to pay off and it will be some revolutionary tech
It already is that today you retard. Even back at chatGPT day 1, it put stack overflow in the dirt and has only gotten better since
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>>61947621
Reddit is not real life.
People already use it every day for all kinds of things - cooking, translating, asking for cost estimates, medical and legal questions, and so on and so on.
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>>61947631
>It already is that today you retard.
Its really fucking not.

Vibe coding is fucking awful it constantly will make syntax errors or just give you commands that tare out right fucking wrong. Its great to get a rough idea but its not replacing anyone soon.

Its a glorified search engine.
>>61947633
Yeah, so its basically a glorified google search. wow totally worth billions and billions of USD.

Anone whos in their 30s will use this and realize it basically gives you the same results as what google would give you 15 or so years ago before the internet became flooded with bullshit slop.
>Cooking
Yeah guess what 15 years ago i could look up how to make a simple turkey roast and find like 5 websites that were just giving me the recipe

Now? I gotta dig through 10 different sights and read a small novel about how this turkey recipe helped the author get over the fact their step father raped them.
or
Use chat GPT which jsut gives me the fucking results google would 15 years ago.

Current AI is a joke, i have used it professionally and its EH at best.
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>>61947621
> scam
The same way the steam engine was a scam I suppose
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>>61947621
>AI has largely been rejected by the working population, no one fucking wants it
Unironically because prompting is too hard for the zombie population. AI art made it possible for everyone to make their own drawings but 99% of the population is not even creative enough to write a prompt describing a drawing. All of them will cope and say that AI art isn't artistic enough but the real problem is the exact opposite, the braindead normalfags are not creative enough to even know what the fuck to do with an art producing machine. They need to be told what to want before they start wanting it
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>>61947644
>a glorified google search
RAG is to put it mildly the end of truth
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>>61947647
I mean yes a tool is only as good as the tool user, and unfortunately most people are fucking stupid.

Right now the most use AI is getting is being a therapist to people who just want to talk to someone.
And google 2.0. thats it thats what the majority of the users are using it for.
Thats not multi billion dollar value.
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>>61947644
you're hallucinating more than AI does in your wildest fantasies
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>>61947647
>the braindead normalfags are not creative enough
true, its black pilling how the extend of normal faggot creativity is copying hollywood characters and narratives, cyberpunk and cats engaging in anthropomorphized tomfoolery. The only positive thing is, that it losens the grab of the original propaganda even more; an normal faggot that prompts its own version of matrix, John wick and co is going to spend less time on the propaganda
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>>61947644
pretty sure they shitted up actual search engines to encourage AI adoption
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>>61947702
I dont think they are that smart, i think its a case of the internet is so fucking cluttered with junk and garbage that modern search engines just blow.
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>>61946677
@grok summarize this tweet
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>>61947647
>make their own drawings
>art producing machine
you aren't creating art. you're commanding a machine to generate an image in the style on which it was trained. normalfags understand this. fat autistic retards confuse it with creativity and art, in the same sense that they confuse chicken nuggies or ramen noodles with real food or anime OSTs with real music.
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>>61946639
>t. zoomer with zero attention span
>everything must happen in two weeks for them to register
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>>61947621
Its the existing economy that's a scam, we've far overvalued everything from fiat to crypto to precious metals off the back of needing to continually grow revenues to keep the economy from crashing. AI's purpose is not to scam, but to replace the entire basis of the economy with automation. Its not meant to have a return on investment, its meant to usher in an age where the rich no longer need to invest because they literally own all the labor and the labor is a device with no rights.

We've had burger flipping robots since the 60s, LLMs are just thinky-bits enough to make them viable as replacements for 90% of labor, both at the blue collar and the white collar ends. Yes, you'll always need some people to do actual work, but it was always a tiny minority of every company doing actual work.
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>>61946677
Asking grok to verify the truth of something is different than asking for an explanation you fucking retard.
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>>61947740
You do understand how rag works? Grok has no epistemic conscious, it has no truth or knowledge, it just aggregates data. I am currently running experiments on data poisoning and your lot is the reason I am escalating, its likely possible to destroy the current ontology of the internet for the price of a two course meal
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>>61946600
Are you stupid? Why would this be bad? Everyone was bearish about this GOING AHEAD.
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>>61947075
It's pretty good but I use it mainly for AutoLISP. I've had to throw it between agents and it's had to get debug information from CAD to figure out how to implement something. It's a learning process though and I'll be sure to include that in my prompt next time
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>>61947782
no need, LLMs are already destroying themselves with synthetic data
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>>61947160
>I pay $250 a month for Gemini Ultra

Which is still losing them money, they need over $1000 per user per month to break even.
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>>61947633
>People already use it every day for all kinds of things - cooking, translating, asking for cost estimates, medical and legal questions, and so on and so on.

And how does this make money?
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>>61947901
citation?
>>61947886
citation?
>>61947909
see >>61947160
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>>61946763
>+35% productivity for junior level workers (i.e. interns, coops, and associate level work)
>+0% productivity for intermediate level workers
>-9% productivity for senior level workers that have to babysit dog shit LLMs and fix the hallucinations
Additionally
>in recent studies it's confirmed that AI is dog shit at IC work but is 5-10X more effective at middle management
So we make it harder for Zoomers to get entry level roles and eradicate the path to management for Millennials. Thereby sandbagging all of the younger generations, again. Older Millennials and younger GenX still take a productivity loss because the tools are so ass.

How does this help anyone?
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>>61947644
>Anone whos in their 30s will use this and realize it basically gives you the same results as what google would give you 15 or so years ago before the internet became flooded with bullshit slop.

But you don’t realize how much more effective it is.
For some tax bullshit that used to drive you crazy researching as a self-employed person, ChatGPT now gives you the answer in a few seconds.
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>>61946728
>Windows Xp/7 booted in 10 seconds
no it fucking didn't you lying nigger.
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>>61947977
Deloitte already got pegged for advising on tax fraud because they used AI models thay gave incorrect information which fucked their clients. Don't use AI for taxes you retard. If actual "smart people" can't make it work then your normie ass definitely can't make it work.
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>>61947952
Let me know when AI can create jobs.
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>>61947952
Gutting career pathways provides shareholder value
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>>61948000
I’m not talking about letting AI do your tax return (although that will probably be possible at some point too). I mean looking up specific rules. Five years ago I almost went crazy trying to figure out exactly how digital and physical sales to foreign private customers and businesses are supposed to be treated, and even my tax advisor couldn’t help me. It took forever to find the correct paragraphs (EU; it’s quite possible it’s much simpler in the US). And today ChatGPT immediately gives you the correct paragraph.
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>>61946600
This is literally fake news from bloomberg. Cnbc report a half hour later confirmed the dc buildout is coming along just fine. Shit like this just underlines how eager everyone is for the bubble to pop (even the people actively betting on the ai buildout are bone-weary from the hype of it all), which is why we get these little clearing events every couple weeks off the slightest negative headline, before people realize it was a fugazi and the trillion dollar capex rollout is still, in fact, happening. But they're always glad to sell off everything in the hopes that it isn't any more.

We will continue to accelerate whether anyone likes it or not (spoiler: they will not, even if they make money off it).
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>>61947565
>you're going to get steamrolled by a real lawyer
actually no. see pic related, plaintiffs attorney filed an emergency TRO and preliminary injunction. the court gave me less than 72 hours respond, even less when you consider the intentionally defective service. it would have been impossible for me to find a qualified attorney, vet them, get them to drop everything they're doing, review the 100 page packet I was served with, review hundreds of pages of my documents, secure declarations from third parties, one of which doesnt even own a car so they would have had to travel to them, and then write a 20 page memorandum in opposition with 50 pages of supporting exhibits to respond to this in time. the only way this problem could have been solved was with AI. anyways stay mad AI will make you obsolete
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>>61946763
It's great for emails, as a Google Search Replacement or when I need a certain piece of advice for excel or a wifi manual.
It sucks ass with anything beyond that.
>Learn how to prompt
Doesn't stop it from hallucinating important data points. Might be fine for vibe coders at Clash of Clans, but not in financial analysis.
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>>61948050
this accurately describes AI in 2023. get with the times, old man
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>>61947647
>I'm so creative for telling le computer friend what to draw for me!!
Bleak
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>>61947886
This kek, Internet is completely flooded with dogshit AI slop to stop other people from training anything worthwhile.
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>>61948041
Can't wait until I have AI writing and interpreting laws and sentencing me with impunity sounds thrilling
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>>61948214
It did a lot better than the plaintiff's attorney did, pic related
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>>61947621
this is what its like to have no connection to reality, do you watch news or read articles, you need to step out of your echo chamber, have you seen what chatgpt 5.4 can do now?
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>>61947733
During the dotcom bubble you didnt have an army of retards saying the bubble was about to pop.
I dont think you understand what bubbles mean. Have fun getting sidelined, cya at ATH
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>>61948292
Can it write pro AI ads on 4chinz??
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>>61948303
it can operate your desktop better than you can, so yes
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>>61946677
@grok Call this guy a nigger
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>>61948251
Holy based anon. Fuck those cunts
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>>61948251
Give quick rundown of your legal problems and how this ended up, I'm curious now
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>>61948420
>Give quick rundown of your legal problems and how this ended up, I'm curious now
i really shouldnt right now as i'll i've filed with the court so far is that memo in opposition and I really shouldnt be saying anything here which i havent yet said to the court. assuming people are still sperging about AI in a few weeks I should be able to
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>>61948000
> If actual "smart people"
smart people hide in their parents basement, driven their by the vicious idiots who run things
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>>61947647
lol anyone with normal pattern recognition can tell when something is made with AI. It's okay for a quick fap, but if you're trying to make a game with it then people won't want to buy it, at least not at the current prices. It's not a money printing machine.
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>>61946691
Government contracts to astroturf their citizens with endless propaganda.
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>>61947547
Or just wipe again the next time you do a #1. Sorry guys this means sitting down to pee.



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