There's a cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday. How do I go about asking her out without making it cringe? I'm 35 years old btw.
>>61948599Chanel Shortcake is wife material
>>61948599maybe if you post this thread 100 more times
>>61948602The chick at the drive thru reminds me of Chanel Shortcake but cuter. How can I tell if I have a shot bros?
Nasty, you should only do with your high school crush and 100 over and over again.
>>61948599this guy's been 35 years old for years now
>>61948648Why can't I fuck my high school crush and get some really cute zoomie coochie? More emphasis on the cute little zoomie though because she's young and fertile and not a hag?
why he posts this like everyday? is this he saying i can code successful bots on biz and call me?
>>61948599Insert fast food brand and receive a pick-up line.
>>61948648My high-school crush cheated on me with my neighbor a few weeks before prom. I refused to fuck her on prom-night because of this and she was pissed about it. I call her a whore for doing it. She then went off to college and came back after her first semester and invited me over. She cooked me chop-suey and I asked her how many dudes she fucked in her first semester. She said "only 6" I laughed and called her nasty. She said she was "young and dumb". I said "no, you're just being a ho". I never hungout with her again after that.After 1 year of college she became a raging leftist and our last argument was about how she said we should take in Syrian refugees.Two of her friends tried having sex with me in her house while she was out shopping. In hindsight I should've done it just to spite the bitch.
>>61948816Based pre-selected chad
>>61948819It's stressful is what it is.
>>61948657It's his application to the FBI when they come kick his door down for dating a cute blonde zoomie.
