Spanish cucks get the ebony jambon Edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>61946359
NATGASANDOIL
Someday this pool will open.
>>61949304interesting but I think everyone who can profit from that kind of information has the disposable income to pay for that information legally.
>>61949308Like Seriously Imagine trying to shill with bad AI images and splitting threads
>>61949304Gold is back up to $5172 and was trending up before close, so...
Why hasn't CME hiked margins on oil futures like they usually do with silver??
>>61949308this post reeks of brown skin and poverty
>>61949304>kobessi letterAre you trying to blind us with the neon green incandescence of your picrel?He either works for the CCCP or the Kremlin I’m not sure which.
>>61949325Because it's not driven by speculation like silver was, so they hiked margins to shakeout the speculators and pop the bubble
EATSHITNIGGER
>>61949331Your options are severely limited by capital requirements at anything less than 25K
How high does oil go next week
>>61949348It will actually go down, Trump will open the SPR this weekend and send prices down somewhat
>>61949357Imma stop you right there, I make more money than anyone trading stocks on /biz/ and have for a long time. I don't subscribe to shit.
WHAT OIL STOCKS DO I BUY?!
>>61949304fuck Citrini
>>61949360As long as vessels and refineries are still being attacked I don't think shipping is going to continue regardless of whether they have insurance
Buy SBSW
>>61949366>STOCKS
>>61949370>He doesnt know about the SPRgrim
>>61949357because nobody pays 300Bucks in subscriptions and nobody is interested in some beta-ass commentary about the Market. Think about it. if the Information presented in those papers were worth so much, the writers wouldn't have to write and be millionaires themselves. doesnt add up + plus you're Phishing
>>61949374You're right, because it's unrelated to world oil supplies and thus will not drive down the price of oil on the market
>>61949360Didn't Biden do this
>>61949360This is much more likely than a yon is admitting
>>61949375Member how Dr. Burry said to sell PLTR when it was at 130? Nigga is right once in his life and thinks he's an oracle afterwards.
>>61949310I thought Photographer did the remix. Didn't know it was Armin himself.>>61949321Ok this I don't know at all. Sounds entirely different.A lot more like Techno, especially at the beginning.And it's by Bryan Kearney, which I also remember the name: https://youtu.be/lllRp2-4caw?si=G4SPUQ87gAxUQF9hBut with your newer remix-track, something is off with it. I can't listen to it loudly. It's way too aggressive on the higher notes and I even have some weird IEM that have recessed highs with which I can listen to music for long time without fatigue by higher notes.
>>61949379>Increased supply will not impact pricesoh boy, somebody get this kid a macroeconomics textbook
>>61949325lmao, because that price makes sense. How was it higher with the Ukraine war? That made no sense
>>61949301AND GASOLINE
>>61949389The US can't make up the shortfall in oil not coming out of the Persian Gulf you retard, not by any means
>>61949372yes, STOCKS. This is STOCK market general.
>>61949383He's probably fundamentally right every time, but the JEWGDONOFFS track him very closely and intentionally inverse him to destroy credibility because he is the one true oracle and (((they))) want everything to be FAKE and GAY.
Is the change in DHS leadership bullish or bearish for prison stocks to house immigrants, yes or no smiggers
So, of course now of all time we had to go through a maintenance, what a coincidence.Quick reminder that everything you say will be charged against you.
>>61949396But STOCKS are GAY. You also trade ETFS in the STOCK MARKET. If you want to TRADE OIL then the Way to do it is tickers USO, UCO, and SCO.
>>61949392Zúmbale mambo pa' que mis gata' prendan los motore'Zúmbale mambo pa' que mis gata' prendan los motore'Zúmbale mambo pa' que mis gata' prendan los motore'Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa' que le denhttps://youtu.be/CCF1_jI8Prk?si=mgF-uoKb83vF4foS
>>61949392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wK6s-6cbo
>>61949394>JUST DONT DO ANYTHING TO LOWER THE PRICE OF OILyou're gonna be pissed when we open flat or lower on oil and your USO calls are busted Monday morning
>>61949392I did dabble with trading GASOLINE a little but it wound up being too much to juggle with NATGAS AND OIL while not moving uniquely enough apart from them.
USO $125 Monday
>>61949421God I hope so. my nipples are hard just thinking about this
>>61949421
>>61949421The United States would deploy boots on the ground before it allows Iran to send oil above 100. Book it, you bought the top on oil anon.
>>61949427>ORCLgrim
>>61949427Not a single company on that list is worth going long on in 2026, and I've made a LOT of money longing some of them in the past.
>>61949443They better haul ass there then.
>>61949443The fuck is Donny gonna do? Invade? Kek
>>61949454>Ground infantry got deployment orders last weeklol, lmao, they are already there
>>61949456Yes, unironically, his advisors have explained to him that a ground war in Iran is less painful than 125 dollar a barrel oil for the US economy
>>61949460Crude is already at $90, brent crude at $92 by Monday it will be at $100
Anyone else not even read these threads? I just keep it open, have it auto update, and when the tab shows ~300 posts I scroll to the bottom and look for the link to the new thread.
Don't respond, he's not wearing the serious hat
>>61949466It all just BOILs down to NIGGERS AND JEWS.
he#s not wrong though -___-
America should declare war on every other country just to see if it would even be a challenge.
ok but how will boots on the ground meaningfully stop missile and drone attacks on the strait? Iran is massive and the stockpiles and launchers could be anywhere. unless you control like the entire southern half of iran with hundreds of thousands of troops, they're still gonna be able to bomb anything in the strait.
>>61949460Better move a lot of troops really fucking quick then. You're not securing the Strait with a few specops teams and more copeforce strikes.
>>61949460Since when has Zion Don cared about the US?
>bought NRGU @ $17Slowpoke.jpg
>>61949482MUH MISSILES AND DRONEShttps://www.strausscenter.org/strait-of-hormuz-mines/
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIMETO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>61949460>125I need it higher than this.
>>61949482MAGIC BOOTS ON THE GROUND
>>61949495There's no mines though, Iran was caught off guard and has yet to deploy them
>>61949506The Houthis are potentially preparing to join the war and refineries are getting knocked out now. You could get your wish
>>61949514>has yet toANDNDO U THINK AS YET TO MEANS AIN'T NEVER GONNA?
i went long on OIL with a x10 leverage. i might retire next week
$200/BARREL>$200/BARREL
>>61949529$200 per barrel EOM. WAGMI OIL CHADS JUST HOLD AND BE PATIENT
From looking at historical data the impact of war on markets always smooths out pretty quickly after a shock - WWII being the classic example. So how long do you think we have until things return to normal? I'm hoping I can slurp some more on payday.
Why is everyone even more bullish on oil, other that the +12% yesterday? Not that I'm complaining, I'm 85% in oil stonks, but did I miss some news? More tankers blown up? I was playing vidya
>>61949548With land invasion looming over markets we can't have a return to normal. We need finality on that matter
>>61949550Most were expecting a quick bombing run, some posturing from both sides and back to bullrun.Its now looking like a prolonged oil crisis that has no quick fix and will inflate the ever living fuck out of everything.
>>61949550oil peaked at $120 back in 2022 when russia invaded ukraine, and today's iran crisis is more impactful than that. it's not just that 20% of the world's oil can't pass through the strait for an indeterminate amount of time, but both sides are bombing oil infrastructure so it's going to take even longer and lots of money to repair and restart oil production once it begins shutting down.
This Iran thing was pretty dumb. I don’t really get the support for it but I’ll play the hand it’s dealing. I’d rather have invaded Mexico.
>>61949575mexico runs a lot of factories for the US. it's not profitable to get into a fight with them. Iran on the other end the US can easily pump GDP with defense spending.
>>61949575we all know you're a bigot babe. you don't need to prove it again every single day. your need to signal your racism makes you say some pretty dumb stuff sometimes too, and that was one of them.
>>61949580Is that how they’re going to hold off declaring recession until the next presidency?
>>61949592The cartels violated our NAP by attacking a Costco parking lot babe
>>61949522How would they? Their navy is destroyed, if they attempt to deploy them now they will be immediately destroyed
>>61949596you know i have a costco membership right? i can get you all the white monsters and eggs you want.
How do I buy Russian oil???
lmao get fucked euros
>>61949604KAYAKERS!
>>61949615Go fight your own war, faggot
>>61949615>23:05This faggot is from Turkey.
>89 Posts>Not one mention of the HIMS short squeezeIts like you baggots hate free money or something lmao.
>>61949639Im setting my alarm clock to trade it pre market babe
>>61949639Not buying shares of anti semetic company. Fuck HIMS.
>>61949641Maybe it will be available at 8pm tomorrow on thinkorswim and HOOD,BABE>BABEBABE ABE ABE
Can't get shaken out if I'm always shaking.
>>61949615That's ironic coming from someone with dementia.
>Hims & Hers Health is navigating a turbulent period marked by a 40% stock surge following a partnership with Novo NordiskWhat is this retarded relationship between these two lmao
>>61949550You can still catch an easy +30/40 not going all in uso is fucking retarded
>>61949664You've clearly never been in love beforeIt drives you crazy
>>61949521>houthis sink the charles de gaulle on it's way through the gulf of adenPLEASE
Oil fields getting lit up left right and centre in Iran.You are simply not bullish enough on oil & oil accessories$250 peak calling it now.
>>61949670BASED
>>61949665Yeah no, I've been burned way too much with the orange retard and the market acted like a fucking fucktarded clown at his every tweets. Heck we had yet another very example of this this week when oil fucking dumped. I'm not touching commodities directly, I only buy stocks I'm confident with.At this point I just want to sleep and be able to do what I want without having to be alert 120% of the time because of that orange nigger.I hope he fucking dies from cancer and suffer as much as is humanely possible. And As far as I remember, I don't think I ever wished such a thing for any human being.>>61949667It's going in the Med, retard
>>61949658KEKEKKKZ
>>61949674damnnothing ever happens
>>61949615>2 retruth, 19 likesSup (((bot)))
fuck trump faggot
>>61949615>our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them allIsrael isn't going to like this
I voted for this
>be orange nigger>kills khomeini, creates a martyr>iran wipes out all your bases and radars>crashes the whole stock market>creates the worst oil crisis in 50 years>nobody supports you except jewish pedophiles
>>61949693Should be a Y/Y choice on bobo's screen.
The fed will probably just buy bitcoin and nasdaq futures to support the real fake economy.
>>61949670Retard target 2bqh familio
>>61949700With all the american ships in the gulf I wonder why he didn't just do a falseflag and blow up the USS Full of Filipinos to bullshit a war of revenge.
>>61949708What's a reasonable one?
Also can't get over how he just fucking killed the Ayatollah, his family and all his upper echelon military and IRGC leaders. That shit is russian-tier cold. The USA is usually like "grr we arrested you in the middle of the night". Only other guy who had that happen was Osama, but he wasn't a head of state.
>>61949700This is what 1pbtid actually believe
>>61949670I'm not going to buy after a 50% move because /sng/ says so. It could go to 900 bucks and crash the economy for 50 years but every time I don't buyed when it's at 67 bucks and fomo in...Ah forget it, you guys are stupid as fuck.
>>61949705now that's a great idea
>>61949550Because /smg/ always fomos in, then criticizes people for not fomoing, then when it crashes a week from now because the US had secret extra reserves they'll call you dumb for not selling on friday. Never ever fall for /smg/ger tricks.
>>61949702Here you go smigga>>61949708We're living in retarded times, haven't had an oil crisis since the post COVID inflation, a dollar ain't shit and a barrel will be 250 of them, at that point we reach peak oil euphoria/stock market bottom.
>>61949615Why is he such a retarded cunt. Just accept the help gracefully after you screwed the pooch you fucking faggot.>>61949575>>61949594JewsBut if we're being 'explain why this is not retarded' it'll force business to American oil and also make american energy cheap, while fucking up europoors/chinks reliant on middle eastern energy- so more investment will go to american industries which rely on their own oil and shit.
>>61949639not a short squeeze
>>61949639>>61949641I know this is a stupid question, but isn't this already priced in? it seems like it is way up after hours. What money is there to be made buying it monday
I don't want the weekend to end and the markets to open again... I'm gonna get obliterated
did the babe schizo really hack 4chan because his imaginary gf keeps flirting with me?
So what are we expecting with the market if they hit the salt plants
>>61949737What the fuck did I miss?
>>61949735Yeah I'd rather short it on open if I was a gabler
>>6194973040% float is short, highest ever for HIMSSudden change in narrative, completely 180 degree change. This shit is going parabolic. 1,000 shares at open will be in an out by Friday. :3>>61949735Its fair value is closer to $50, the NVO lawsuit was threatening the entire business but the fundamentals were still there and unaffected. Now they are partnered with NVO it is literally best case scenario no one saw coming not even HIMS bulls. This shit is going to explode 300% then crash down until it finds fair value.>LONG OIL & HIMS & LMT & ONDS>SHORT EVERYTHING ELSE
>>61949729>>61949615Spain and the UK should just close down Gibraltar like Turkey does its own strait, just for shit and giggles.
I really need onlyfans to IPO before the flood of Iranian whores.
>>61949742I'm stealing the babe from the schizo and 4chan was down this morning after he warned me bad things would happen if I didn't back off. Coincidence or something more sinister?
>>61949744wow sounds enticing. luckily I only use vanguard so I don't lose money trying to trade options on shit like this. good luck though
>>61949735>>61949744My plan is to look for an entry in pre-market, as long as the volume is relatively high and the price holds from afterhours on Friday. Then dump it off to some redditor around the opening bell.
>>61949744thought FDA is still breathing down their neck homie. NVO shit is small fry compared to that, honestly it looks like a fade the news event.
>>6194971690 lol, its already priced for a worst case scenario
>>61949776LOL
priced in
>>61949744What do you think hims will open on monday
>>61949788The graph says otherwise infact yesterday the market said oh shit
>>61949776It was 25% higher in 2022 without almost a complete blockage of around 30% of the world’s supply and reduced production on top of that. $150 seems a bit conservative.
>>61949784Think about it, its what, 30%? Of the oil. Even at 0 production and generously doubling the price to get it from other places you are looking at 60%+, maybe 100% with retards in the market. Thats 90$-120$ max for a giga worst case scenario where nobody does anything and its literally 0 output
I found this interesting.Oil rarely stays around current levels.It's either oversupplied, in which case it's cheap enough to shut down supply and discourage drilling.Or it's undersupplied, in which case the only way to calm it down is a recession (demand destruction).A major offshore drillship company (Transocean $RIG) is down -12% since the war started. Something to think about and less overplayed than oil companies.
>>61949788Uh uh, $90 max, oil won't go above that, the entire future has been priced in by the market, why stocks rise and fall? Nobody knows since it's all been priced in regardless
>>61949797Prices have gone higher in situations that were less severe than this
>>61949796Ok but thats 2022? If the strait closed then it would be same as today+25%, im just isolating the variable
>>61949798We've been in an oil glut for years now with OPEC+ unsuccessfully meeting reduced quotas
>>61949798Also something I've been thinking about is that in the past we had more garden variety recessions.Now as soon as things turn sour they turn on the money printer.What happens if oil needs a recession to destroy demand and bring the price down, but instead all it can find is a buffer of printed money.
>>61949797you don't even have to go that far back to see how wrong you are
>>61949803You are just unable to grasp the severity of this, out of curiosity how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning
>In light of the AI movement, I'm changing up my current investment routine.>I will continue to buy more SPY but also VOO.
>>61949744>>61949771ehhh nevermind what i was thinking of was older news than i thought
>>61949795Its just becoming increasingly priced in every day.
>>61949812>I'm going to be investing in small caps that are going to see a 50% drawdown in a larger correction.Oh okay I guess. Good luck Mark.
>>61949812>Here's how you become a millionaire>Step one: Invest 500$ into the S&P every month>Step two: Wait until you're retiredThanks dude.
With Palantir going nuts on friday and then dropping after that Oracle thing, does anyone think it's actually smart to hold it. I'm getting really worried the ai bubble is gonna pop
>>61949811I think you are overestimating this current situation/underestimating previous situations >>61949810Id actually be very interested in hearing an actual rationale so maybe I can learn something, to me it seems like significantly higher prices north of 120 would need a material escalation beyond the Persian gulf
>>61949700Israel is unironically our greatest ally
Also on the subject of oil prices: Admic is chartering supertankers that are stuck inside the Gulf for 1-3 month storage contracts at $500,000 per day.If Abu Dhabi thinks the strait will reopen, why are they chartering ships to store excess oil?If Abu Dhabi thinks the price of oil will calm down, why are they adding immense storage costs to it? $500,000 per day for 3 months is $45 million to store 2 million barrels = $22.5 per barrel. There is no historic precedent for this kind of payment for storage (or freight) and it only makes sense if they expect oil prices 1-3 months from now to be much higher.
>>61949821Bubble won't pop for at least a year. the institutions WILL prop up openai to the IPO so they can give their bags to retail.
>>61949824I think someone already pointed it out ITT that russian invasion of ukraine spiked prices harder and that wasn't nearly as much oil capacity at risk as this tiemyou really don't need to overthink this or let recent events (maduro) bias your judgement. take it at face value because you're no military geopol expert and neither are 99.99% of the opinions you read online.
>>61949835They've been handing over the bag for months. What do you think all this chop for months has been?
>>61949798Just read KSA's page on it.They're storing the oil in tanks.They can do so for about another 45 days, Kuwait can do so for 30, Iraq 15.Apocalypse only happens if we get to day 30+ and the majority of sandchad oil has to start capping the wells.
>>61949836Russian invasion didn't take any barrels out of the market.The price cap came into effect in December 2022. Up until that point Russian oil was entirely unsanctioned.What happened was that many companies "self sanctioned" and decided not to do business with Russia. In the end, Russian crude moved further away (India/China) and European refineries either shut down or found supplies further away too. Refined fuel then made the round trip back to Europe too. Good for tankers, but no real impact on crude supply. Houthis similar, going around Africa takes longer but the barrels still exist.This one is different.
>>61949845yes exactly. even when greekchads helped bring russian oil back to the market the premium was much higher vs now where actual capacity is at risk of destruction or prolonged shutdown.
>>61949700Bibi and Fred Trump were personal friends.What was Don supposed to do, throw his addoptive-uncle under the bus after they did Israel's 9/11? Keep in mind these weren't sandal wearing people who can't read, we're talking people you probably sat next to in class at college, went to the movies with, played a CoD match against.Westerners and people who spoke fluent English. Not Saaaars.BUT. They have done what they needed to do and should now end it. Making the whole world antisemtic is bad for business.
