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Anonymous (ID: 18qOX0T8)
03/07/26(Sat)20:12:27 No.61950166

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Anonymous (ID: 18qOX0T8) 03/07/26(Sat)20:12:27 No.61950166

I put roughly $400k on USO puts at strike price $90 expiring march 27th.

I did xanax and blacked out and placed the trades and fell asleep. it's my entire account and my net liquidity is like $13k or something.

so hopefully oil go down a lil bit or else im gonna have a heart attack on monday. i havent eaten and I still have no appetite. i cant even post pictures of the positions (im already down a bit on them)

I wish I was kidding, I cant feel my face and I start screaming every now and then. I already had the police called on me because the neighbors got worried and I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luck.

I tried calling the exchange but there was nothing they could do.

Anonymous (ID: v7mi/aku)
03/07/26(Sat)20:40:40 No.61950275

Anonymous (ID: v7mi/aku) 03/07/26(Sat)20:40:40 No.61950275

Are you retarded? Rhetorical question. Sell them at open and take the idiot tax

Anonymous (ID: Lo44zl7F)
03/07/26(Sat)22:36:22 No.61950614

Anonymous (ID: Lo44zl7F) 03/07/26(Sat)22:36:22 No.61950614

>I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luck

Cops don’t know what options are.

Anonymous (ID: LAAUxQ3G)
03/07/26(Sat)22:53:12 No.61950653

Anonymous (ID: LAAUxQ3G) 03/07/26(Sat)22:53:12 No.61950653

>>61950166
This is a larp until you post postions

Anonymous (ID: 4Ij8US/e)
03/07/26(Sat)23:01:29 No.61950671

Anonymous (ID: 4Ij8US/e) 03/07/26(Sat)23:01:29 No.61950671

its gongo up

Anonymous (ID: W1ahSyAJ)
03/07/26(Sat)23:08:46 No.61950686

Anonymous (ID: W1ahSyAJ) 03/07/26(Sat)23:08:46 No.61950686

>>61950166
I have USO $150 puts expiring 12/18. But I only put $1700 lol. Starting to think it's a bad idea, oil fields are on fire so oil might pop off on Monday. Might be a good time to buy puts on Monday though, can't imagine any news being worst than oil fields on fire in Iran

Also wtf is up with the captcha. They are hard

Anonymous (ID: 18qOX0T8)
03/08/26(Sun)16:41:27 No.61952836

Anonymous (ID: 18qOX0T8) 03/08/26(Sun)16:41:27 No.61952836

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wow i cant breathe

Anonymous (ID: r1bM73+O)
03/08/26(Sun)16:44:00 No.61952840

Anonymous (ID: r1bM73+O) 03/08/26(Sun)16:44:00 No.61952840

For once in my stupid fucking life I did not sell too early

Anonymous (ID: 18qOX0T8)
03/08/26(Sun)18:05:34 No.61953162

Anonymous (ID: 18qOX0T8) 03/08/26(Sun)18:05:34 No.61953162

fuck my life

Anonymous (ID: OUFUuQZL)
03/08/26(Sun)18:14:38 No.61953244

Anonymous (ID: OUFUuQZL) 03/08/26(Sun)18:14:38 No.61953244

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This kind of line would be called an asymptote, correct?

Anonymous (ID: aBSuXQfw)
03/08/26(Sun)18:17:18 No.61953267

Anonymous (ID: aBSuXQfw) 03/08/26(Sun)18:17:18 No.61953267

>>61950166
you're totally fucked

Anonymous (ID: rGMpU0F9)
03/08/26(Sun)18:23:39 No.61953317

Anonymous (ID: rGMpU0F9) 03/08/26(Sun)18:23:39 No.61953317

>>61950166
Doing retarded drugs when trading?
You fucking deserve it.

Anonymous (ID: TThDrcVm)
03/08/26(Sun)18:24:42 No.61953326

Anonymous (ID: TThDrcVm) 03/08/26(Sun)18:24:42 No.61953326

>>61950166
>>61952836
>>61953162
I'm starting to understand why financial regulations for retail exist. Some people will voluntarily commit financial suicide if they're allowed to.

Anonymous (ID: LXGT8gFQ)
03/08/26(Sun)18:37:09 No.61953440

Anonymous (ID: LXGT8gFQ) 03/08/26(Sun)18:37:09 No.61953440

>>61950614
he explained it to them!

Anonymous (ID: qeI7M+Fh)
03/08/26(Sun)18:37:39 No.61953445

Anonymous (ID: qeI7M+Fh) 03/08/26(Sun)18:37:39 No.61953445

>>61950166
Why in the everloving fuck would you think oil would go down? You're such a fucking retard. You deserve to be broke.

Anonymous (ID: iwFNxHhn)
03/08/26(Sun)18:46:03 No.61953510

Anonymous (ID: iwFNxHhn) 03/08/26(Sun)18:46:03 No.61953510

it's so fucking over

Anonymous (ID: 4BUlYTfa)
03/08/26(Sun)18:46:06 No.61953511

Anonymous (ID: 4BUlYTfa) 03/08/26(Sun)18:46:06 No.61953511

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>>61950166
>I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luck.
don't even care if it's a larp, my laugh was genuine

Anonymous (ID: fLohA+IY)
03/08/26(Sun)18:49:58 No.61953538

Anonymous (ID: fLohA+IY) 03/08/26(Sun)18:49:58 No.61953538

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>betting oil prices will go DOWN in the middle of a war where one of the actor's primary method of damage is economic warfare, SPECIFICALLY RAISING OIL PRICES FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME
you deserve to lose the money

Anonymous (ID: 5BUYGMB0)
03/08/26(Sun)19:04:28 No.61953662

Anonymous (ID: 5BUYGMB0) 03/08/26(Sun)19:04:28 No.61953662

>>61950166
nah you'll be fine

Anonymous (ID: nOhR1t3b)
03/09/26(Mon)02:03:36 No.61956460

Anonymous (ID: nOhR1t3b) 03/09/26(Mon)02:03:36 No.61956460

Life hack: if you do enough xanax time reverses and everything you did gets reset. Worth a shot OP

Anonymous (ID: p8M8PCtd)
03/09/26(Mon)05:33:01 No.61956999

Anonymous (ID: p8M8PCtd) 03/09/26(Mon)05:33:01 No.61956999

>options on xanax
could be a movie really

Anonymous (ID: WM2xuuvO)
03/09/26(Mon)05:37:15 No.61957012

Anonymous (ID: WM2xuuvO) 03/09/26(Mon)05:37:15 No.61957012

>>61950614
lol yes they do nowadays

Anonymous (ID: WM2xuuvO)
03/09/26(Mon)05:39:34 No.61957022

Anonymous (ID: WM2xuuvO) 03/09/26(Mon)05:39:34 No.61957022

also xanax will ruin your life please stob and at least sell half

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