I put roughly $400k on USO puts at strike price $90 expiring march 27th.I did xanax and blacked out and placed the trades and fell asleep. it's my entire account and my net liquidity is like $13k or something.so hopefully oil go down a lil bit or else im gonna have a heart attack on monday. i havent eaten and I still have no appetite. i cant even post pictures of the positions (im already down a bit on them)I wish I was kidding, I cant feel my face and I start screaming every now and then. I already had the police called on me because the neighbors got worried and I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luck.I tried calling the exchange but there was nothing they could do.
Are you retarded? Rhetorical question. Sell them at open and take the idiot tax
>I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luckCops don’t know what options are.
>>61950166This is a larp until you post postions
its gongo up
>>61950166I have USO $150 puts expiring 12/18. But I only put $1700 lol. Starting to think it's a bad idea, oil fields are on fire so oil might pop off on Monday. Might be a good time to buy puts on Monday though, can't imagine any news being worst than oil fields on fire in IranAlso wtf is up with the captcha. They are hard
wow i cant breathe
For once in my stupid fucking life I did not sell too early
fuck my life
This kind of line would be called an asymptote, correct?
>>61950166you're totally fucked
>>61950166Doing retarded drugs when trading?You fucking deserve it.
>>61950166>>61952836>>61953162I'm starting to understand why financial regulations for retail exist. Some people will voluntarily commit financial suicide if they're allowed to.
>>61950614he explained it to them!
>>61950166Why in the everloving fuck would you think oil would go down? You're such a fucking retard. You deserve to be broke.
it's so fucking over
>>61950166>I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luck.don't even care if it's a larp, my laugh was genuine
>betting oil prices will go DOWN in the middle of a war where one of the actor's primary method of damage is economic warfare, SPECIFICALLY RAISING OIL PRICES FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIMEyou deserve to lose the money
>>61950166nah you'll be fine
Life hack: if you do enough xanax time reverses and everything you did gets reset. Worth a shot OP
>options on xanaxcould be a movie really
>>61950614lol yes they do nowadays
also xanax will ruin your life please stob and at least sell half
>>61950166so op whats up ?
>>61959704lost $100k
>>61959720at least you felt like a trader for 48 hours
>>61959720fak but at least you dont have to kys
>>61959746>>61959750i have a drug problem and im gonna get help
>>61959720USO is at $103 how are you down 100k?
>>61959784im not going to explain how options work with you bud. and im sure you can understand my situation, do your own research. im done with this thread.hint: volatility