Mouth of Iran eating all your shares edition.>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61949295
first for jannies
why are there 7 threads.
>>61952290I'm actually bullish on this week turning everything around for all markets.
First for oil topped
> futures
>>61952295Rest of the board is dead, that´s why.
Anyway I have no clue what's going to happen tomorrow>crypto commodity futures show oil going up by as much as 20 bucksMarket fucked>but maybe this is low volume on the weekend tradingMaybe not fugged>markets making "local bottom" patterms on the chartMaybe we go up monday-tuesday.
>>61952295never understood why we get a new bake as soon as we hit post limit, just make one when we are on page 8 or something.
How will you upgrade your life once HGRAF reaches $50/share and heads higher, assuming you hold it?One anon remarked that he is already a NEET and it doesn't get better than that.This is true, but only if you're a independently wealthy NEET. Those beholden to the state or to wage slave parents are doomed and won't survive the next 5-10 years.I intend to become a wealthy NEET later this year with my portfolio earnings across the commodity space and with HGRAF.
>>61952302stupid bitcoiners all sold and are living the good life without us
First for stuffing the straight of hormussy full of BBC (big beautiful cruisers) to ensure the safe passage of seamen through her canals
>Oil: +21%>Jet fuel: +87%>LNG: +106%>VLCC tanker rates: +201%>LNG carrier rates: +529%>Aluminum: +20%>Fertilizer: +36%>Naphtha: +26%AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61952303Last weekend Monday oil opened like 10 dollars higher than the weekend futures forecasted.
>>61952303We'll pump tomorrow for sure. Anything past the next few days looks very bleak though. I'd sell everything on Monday to be honest.
>>61952305>>61952294>>61952295We had some troon faggots trying to advertise some scam site and losing their shit about politics
unironically thank you jannies
>>61952303I think Monday will be a big flush down, continuation and bottoming on Tuesday, Wednesday reversal. Full recovery by end of month, assuming shipping reinsurance comes into effect next week.
>>61952295There's only four now, but still we shouldn't have four /smg/s on a Sunday. Crypto is dead (all the real grifters moved on to AI scams) so this board has slowed down to a crawl relative to just a few months ago. We used to be faster than /tv/ and /sp/ but now we're approaching /n/. Which is fine, less crypto posting means the economy is healing, slowly.
>>61952290So let me get this straight oil and meme coins are the only thing you guys trade here?
>>61952316>ORCLgrim
>>61952329Oil, oil derivatives. Monitoring soxl/soxs. Waiting for cxmt/spacex. No meme coins until eoy for me
>>61952334Didn't they just cancel one of their big data centers with OpenAI because they are running out of cash and funding
>>61952329Uranium will follow oil.
/smg/gers....
>>61952311Nutrien (NTR) is trending upwards nicely, MOS, IPI and CF don't look like good entry points
>>61952306I'm the NEET anon, an i say wealth is relative. I' not nearly in 'made it' territory, but living frugally & having time beats wageslaving everytime! I don't pay taxes and i can go on holiday whenever i want. I think my HGRAFs will serve some purpose on that end. Good luck on your NEET-journey too anon
>>61952349uranus will go to zero
>>61952350seliing my USO calls at open and going short
>>61952343They cancelled an expansion of one of them. But yeah its all starting to unravel. There was no way OpenAI was going to have 300 billion for Oracle.
>>61952352love me some ferts, simple as
USO $130 Monday morning
>>61952350>"hyperliquid" >is not liquid at all
>>61952361It will start trading at 8pm tonight on non NIGGER platforms.
>>61952364out of all the crypto shit it is the only one that has ever slightly piqued my interest. don't know enough about it though, just been hearing chatter
>>61952355I'm playing with a smaller percent of my total at best I'm waiting on over 1mill of inheritance 200k of which should be liquid in the next 3 months
lmao janny seething
>>61952368How did your benefactor structure your inheritance or trust? Thinking about setting up a trust myself for nieces/nephews.
>>61952377One didnt do anything at all. Other setup half for me half for brother
>>61952379>>61952377If you could guess the nonliquid part is from the one that didn't setup anything. If you care about your shit getting processed quickly yes do something about it
>>61952307this.I sold at 120 and am happily waiting for you all to get fucked into the dirt so I can buy your shit cheap.I've got an automated messaging system that has been lowballing all Florida real estate for 10% of whatever they are asking.Over 300 "offers" a day every day, and it definitely has helped keep the prices moving down lol.
Who's gonna blink first, Iran or the US?
>>61952379>>61952382I see. I had assumed that you were getting like 15% immediately, and the rest in tranches once you hit specific age brackets. That's how some people structure it, so that young beneficiaries don't blow it all at once on a lambo and living like a retard.
>HOW MUCH HIGHER CAN MICRON GO?>THE DEAL IS SWEETENED>IT'S HAPPENING>JP MOGRAN SAYS, 560 IS ON THE TABLEThis shit is going to bleed the fuck out huh.
>>61952404Nah nothing of the sort. To be more specific, brother is a lot younger, she left his side to be managed by my aunt(who has never had a cent in her life) and she has no plans on giving him anything until she dies(she will be long dead before she finds him worthy or whatever of having the money). My side just goes to me directly.
everyone thinks monday will be red so it'll be green. and gas is headed for $12/gallon and that's a good thing.
Oil price bets at open? Im thinking $95 WTI.
>>61952405earnings are going to be crazy, they have a bunch of new products, just made it into the sp100, new fabsfundementally theyre a good pickbasically everytime MU dumped in the last 90 days has been due to broader market conidtions rather than because of something Micron did
Why does everyone think the Strait will stay close? I don't get it. Why doubt Don now? Remember the tariffs and how it would "End The global Economy"? Well where is it?! This thing is the same way. Always bet on Trump. The House always Wins.
>>61952432we can only hope
I hope its going to be blood red on monday but knowing my luck we will recover.
>>61952448>On March 2, UBS raised the firm’s price target on Micron Technology, Inc. (NASDAQ:MU) to $475 from $450 and maintained a Buy rating on the shares. The firm’s industry channel checks indicate strengthening pricing dynamics across both DRAM and NAND markets, with supply shortages potentially extending through 2026 and, in the case of DRAM, even into 2028. UBS noted that Micron appears to be leveraging the current supply tightness to negotiate longer-term customer agreements, potentially moderating near-term pricing upside in exchange for enhanced revenue visibility and earnings durability over the coming years.STRAIGHT TO ZERO>it's not micron's fault thoDoes it really matter when oil jumps to 150 dollars a barrel in the next 2 weeks and the whole market does a whole shiggy diggy 30% dump?
>>61952456Will US send boots on the ground? No? It will stay close then.
>>61952456The house has been losing slowly since he started. Just a lot to lose.
>>61952432I think monday will be red even though I want it to be green because I realized I make bad choices and should have gone al in on sandisk on christmas when I saw micron pop off instead of buying WDC 2 months later right before the Trump dump.
When can I start shorting oil?
>>61952466Special Forces Operators will be sent everyone knows this and that will be enough to open the strait. Trump has also promised that the Strongest Navy in the World will be escorting ships soon. Trannies and Iranians are FUK>>61952468Get your popcorn ready youre not going to like what you see when you lose a bet against him AGAIN.
>>61952456He can't taco on the straight being closed because it's Iran closing it.>>61952440120
>>61952461Prior to the news on Iran, everyone was bullish on the US economy, besides the disappointing jobs data. And the Iran news is liable to change on a minute's notice once one side throws in the towel, which is inevitable, and could happen as early as next week.>>61952466How will Iran keep the strait closed when their ability to conduct war besides 15 mph drones is obliterated? It's only "closed" because insurance companies don't want to risk the ships maybe getting hit
>>61952384brutal
>>61952472Monday, if you have time.
>>61952476Iran cant keep it Closed.
>>61952456>emember the tariffs and how it would "End The global Economy"Remember when it was going to create jobs? Why are we down 92k jobs then?>>61952466The navy could arguably managed to reopen it but Trump wants the uranium taken away from Iran. If he cant destroy it via bombs that means he has to send ground forces to retrieve it. Otherwise nothing has changed. Hes dug in too deep.
just wondering, everyone is talking about oil but what about fetilizers and agriculturedoes anyone have any experience, can agribusiness and fertilizers work like mines for high gold prices or are the margines too small to even bother?
>8NDc8LbObait
>>61952488Fertilizers need LNG, however i see glyphosate a safer bet as most people (>50%) would starve if prices rise above a certain level.
>>61952487Are the "lost Jobs" in the casino with us ?
>>61952432Monday will be neon green, if you’re in oil that is
>>61952482SCO is half the price it was before the conflict. Easy 2x there. Except I will be buying HOD because I am a fucking leaf
>>61952290Is it a good time to go all in on leveraged SK Hynix (2X)? Should I wait? I expect a big dump on Monday in Asia
>>61952488sulfur and nat gas inputs are going to hurt to be desu senpai chan. i'm gonna nibble on one very long dated call between MOS CF NTR at least once a week going forward though. real assets and food inputs are about as needed as it comes
Trump is the luckiest man to have ever lived, so this will somehow not cause my portfolio much damage even though it really should
Not so much into finance but have some cruide oil etc share laying around. When best to sell? Any educated guesses?
>>61952483the threat of your ship possibly getting sunk by niggatry is enough to make most people not try it.
>>61952350morning babe. guess it's afternoon for you. you really think it will open that high? i don't. i think we're closer to the end of things. think iran's best move is to make a deal while they can still retaliate vs when they're totally defeated. i'm hoping for a resolution soon. hope you are well today.
>>61952511everyone has a Price to take the risk! especially when escorted by the worlds Strongest Navy
is we getting another global financial crisis
>>61952520This is just like the tariffs. its nothing tourists are just throwing a Leftist Fit
>>61952496Are we saying trumps own BLS is now bad? His hand pick guy is making trump look bad?
>>61952528Im sure BLS isn't stacked with a million axe-wound appointees by the crooked Biden and Hussein administrationsKEK !
>waiting for futes
>>61952520Yes but this time people will starve for real. See >>61952494Imagine food prices rise 500%By the time shit hits the fan people with access to fertilizers and glyphosate will be kingsThe third world, however is cooked
>>61952475Its gonna take a lot of special forces dudes to lock down 250 miles of coastline>>61952518Yeah bro everyone will totally gamble on their hundred million dollar ship being crippled in an active war zone, no worries
>>61952531>MazdaSounds Iranian, boss.
>>61952531i sell cars.i have been playing a whole lot of slay the spire this week on my phone right when things should be picking back up.only ppl coming in are credit criminals
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVkTmnJkAN8
>>61952535Better to Make A Gamble than keep your ship there indefinitely and make guaranteed losses . the risks justify the awards
>>61951962You're stupid m8. I'm not talking about investor influence on prices. Bankers like jp Morgan are illegally manipulating prices. And are colluding with comex. This isn't normal ebs and floss. They caused the biggest single asset crash in the history of the market and they did so in a matter of minutes. Jamie Dimon should be strung bunk. The financial institutions colluding on this should be burned to the ground. More than anything simps like you should be brutally beaten. Fuck you you stupid bitch
>>61952475fucking retard, Iranians can attack ships in the straight from hundreds of kilometers away. Invest in GoyBoxes.
>>61952555If Iran is so strong why don't they stop Israel from killing them with impunity?
>>61952550>the risks justify the awards>>61952553>This isn't normal ebs and floss
>>61952558If Israel and Zogmerica are so strong, why is the straight still closed? Why not sail the navy in and open it?
None of us are making it. The market was screwed from gecko.
>>61952561Gaygle autocorrect. Ebs and flows. It should not be possible for an asset to crash by 30% in minutes. Comex literally bypassed circuit breakers in concert with with jp Morgan and a cohort of investors to crash the price in minutes. This isn't behavior that investors should have to be aware of. It's completely illegal price manipulation. If you defend it I'll be laughing at you when your investments copy their behavior and you lose everything you piece of shit
>>61952564LOL ! you can't even spell " STRAIT " right! get your head out of your gay asshole homo
>>61952573>deflection without contesting the pointUh oh, the miggercattle is getting emotional.
>>61952465so how is this relevant to Micron if the entire market dumps? whats even your point?
>>61952558That's a false equivalency. In current warfare its much easier to do long range strikes than defense against long range strikes. Ukraine has proven that
>>61952578I am eating salad.
I'm looking around various websites for any signs of good news in order to convince myself to not start panic selling tonight. I know panic selling rarely pays off but the Iran war and jobs report are making everything look grim for the foreseeable future.
>>61952550A trip from Hormuz to China is 30 days and jewgle says rates for these ships are ~$400,000 a day. Even if I'm generous and call that trip 100% pure profit with no operating expenses, a round trip from China to Hormuz and back would net the operator $24 million dollars, not even a quarter of the cost of the ship they'd be risking.
I think I'm fucked
>>61952595if you sell, just be aware you'll want to rope the moment the inevitable TACO tweet comes
white women suck ass>>61952578Because if demand for DRAM crashes then the 'micron thesis' falls apart, even if it's "Not micron's falt" the strait of homos caused a global crash. The end result is the same.>>61952595I regret not panic selling 2 months, 1 month and 1 week ago.
>>61952589hey babe, if you're looking to talk, i'm here, about anything you want. did this cheap gainsay comment really feel that good? let's chat and get closer.
>>61952555And how many ships they sink?
>who is OIH maxxing here soon?
>>61952627I mean the threat is clearly there because the straight went from 150 crossing a day to zero. Like I think a handful of vessals went through but 99% are not. Which is why Kuwait and Qatar are turning off their oil production, their buffer reserves are full
>>61952635It's over
>>61952482>otherAm I stupid? What could possibly be "other"?
>>61952641That's pretty pathetic. Friendly fire has done more damage to the US military than these drones.
>>61952641you seem oddly pleased with it. i'm hoping they open the straits soon. and if iranian ships are transiting that's a positive sign, that at least the iranians don't want things totally shut. but i do wonder what we want, considering it's such an important source for china. also it's vessel babygirl.
>>61952595>I'm looking around various websites for any signs of good news in order to convince myself to not start panic selling tonight. This is not investment advice, but anytime I become a gay little retard like you I just look at liberationdayfaggotlosersellthebottombitchanon's portfolio and then I remain content to stay a disciplined investor and net get shaken out of the (American) market off of some dips.
Remember fellow Euros, american daylight savings time started today.
>>61952659We were talking about hitting ships going through the straight not hitting military bases. I don't care what they do to retards in military bases. I care about oil spiking and my stocks crashing
>>61952668Esl? The drones sink a total of 0 ships.
>>61952432Green for natural resources. Red for everything else.
>>61952641>7871 x 7871
>>61952482The Democratic party won’t exist in another year or two. They just lost New York City of all places.
DID THA FUTAS SET THEIR CLOCKS FORWARD?
>>61952448>>61952405>>61952578Micron dumped because whales sold off to buy oil futures for immense profit. Micron has earnings on the 18th, and they'll buy back before then. There's korean jeets spamming on twitter that micron also got pushed out of nvidia gpus, which is a lie that was disproven in February, but they started spamming it again in the hopes people panic sell.
>>61952668alright babe. if this is what you want to do, i guess i can't stop you. remember that i love you, and i want your affection again. really wish we were snuggling right now instead of this.
You smiggers are so blinded by the oil fires that you'll miss the biggest short squeeze since BYND & GMEHIMSHIMS has a 40% short float with 2 days to cover, fair value is $55 roughly 125% from closing price. This shit is going parabolic.
>>61952505Trump's luck doesn't apply to you.>>61952501God for it.>>61952482Because of the way maps are redistricted the republicans are on track to gain 3-5 seats, at least with democrats up 4.5% in the polls.In order for Democrats to make significant gains they'd have to be up about 8%, which I suppose is possible now, but if the war is quick and victorious for Burgerveld then you will see polls normalize. Trump may even benefit between a quick war+economy bouncing back/demand for American oil+hiring ahead of elections (need a bunch of canvassers and election analysts) and the 250th anniversary celebrations and possibly the SAVE act.If republicans copy-traded democrats they'd be up 15 seats.
>>61952675>ships are threatened with strikes if they go into the straight>ship traffic drops 99% since that threatIt's entirely possible they can't hit the ships. But the ships clearly aren't willing to take that chance
>>61952680I wonder how many anons even know where that gif is from (I have it on DVD)
>>61952690but it won't go on forever babe. we know how things are now, everyone sees the headlines. what matters is how they'll look in the future and when that change comes.
>>61952690>Can hit fucking Chipre>Can't hit a tankerExpect oil price dropping tomorrow.
they've literally hit multiple ships in the strait the past week, what the fuck are you guys talking about.
>>61952698He's just being a retard on purpose. Ever since the war started this faggot has been here. He usually just randomly calls someone a chink too
>>61952290Losing all my money as I die of boredom.There’s got to be more to life than this.
>>61952686while your intentions are good, it's already up 50% lol
>>61952703Its going straight back to $60 there's a lot more juice to be squeezed.I'm going all in pre-market.
hearing about the same "oil topped/is fine" chatter as i did at this time before futures last week, but now the retarded copium reasons are even worse
>>61952699then why not ignore him and chat with me babe? and watch your language. i know you didn't appreciate being called names, it's a great moment to practice your empathy, relearn the golden rule.
>>61952699Talking about me? I rarely visit here to even call other chinks and I don't do futures but Im looking for some stocks to buy when the price drops.
>>61952708It's fucking wild. We literally have oil above $90 because 20% of the world's oil is just sitting in port but for some reason that's just not going to be an issue come Monday for some reason.
>>61952306I don't like to count my chickens before they're hatched, and from what I can see I'll likely have 5-10 years to find a spouse and buy a house to start a family, phasing out of work while this shit moons.If it hits $50 in the next year or two I have enough to comfortably retire immediately, but I'm conservative and what the fuck is another couple (easy) years of work to cover expenses and taxes? I'd like to just take a chill vacation first with my friends, I guess, and buy some small vacation houses for my parents to retire to. Probably hire a financial advisor so I can evade as many taxes as possible, set up trusts for the lineage, set up college funds for my poverty-level coworkers' kids, and look for someplace whiter to move to long term, try to protect it before anything (((happens))) to my new home.
>>61952710i want to try the habanero chicken ranch on wheat bread, and then a half size meatball sub. thanks
>>61952706Bro it's already going to be up to 40 bucks in pre marketI'm sorry hims guy, you should have shilled harder like 4 days ago. Your shilling does nothing for me now.
>>61952675They hit a cargo ship early on, punched a hole through the hull and set the engine room on fire. When a tug boat came to help that carrier they blew up the tug boat, all 8 crew died.
>>61952708I hope it topped because otherwise everything else is fucked, but my rational mind tells me we're hitting 120 this week.
>>61952729Fuckers announced the partnership afterhours so people couldnt do shit
>>61952731When the yemen war started more tankers were hit, just 1 or 2 is fucking nothing.
>>61952716peace is the normal way of things though. and it will be back soon. don't spend too much time worrying about how bad things are going to get, because very soon they'll be getting better again. i love you babe, and i wish you would make peace with me. i don't understand why you've changed.
>>61952688Beyond that, this offering for bibi has most likely secured Isreal support for team red
>>61952718There’s no way in fuck it’s going to $50.Will more than likely crab under $10 for next 5years
>>61952739They obiously haven't targeted the ships not trying to cross. That one that was hit was crossing the strait. It was a message not to test them.
>>61952708volatility swings both ways, and oil options are trading with 2x IV over HV. That also happened with silver over some time and then your longs are joever. The market is currently pricing in that some stupid bullshit might happen out of nowhere to the upside or downside in the next 50 days. Who knows.
Rate my predictions>false flag bomb the al-Aqsa mosque.>false flag something in the US blamed on "sleeper cells" retaliating for the mosque.>false flag Cyber Pandemic hack attacks on financial institutions to crash fiat markets and commence "The Great Takening".>mobilize all the newly unemployed men in the US and send them to get culled similar to Russia-Ukraine conflict.>with minimal resistance, implement digital ID and social credit system as solution to Iranian Cyber Pandemic.>Civil War the USA before the next election, dissolve constitution.>debt jubilee during the next Shemita year (2028-29) and bring in blockchain token CDBCs linked to digital ID.>Implement Noahide Laws in lockstep with Agenda 2030. Goyim own nothing. 2800 goyim slaves per jew.
>>61952757Nothing ever happens/10This will be over by April
good morning sirs. Is this name bad? >do you think there’s captchas in heaven?
Is the market finally reacting to news
>>61952757why do we need a false flag? trump cultists will run cover for anything he does because they're already convinced jews wanted kamala or something.
In patrician 3, instead of trying to sail the Denmark straight gauntlet, I instead used the land route between Lubeck and hamburg to bypass it. Why don't they just pipe the oil to the red sea and use that?
STRAIT WAR NOW
>>61952768The tranfer capacity of those oil pipelines is limited. They are working at max cap.
>>61952768They still have to go thru the houtis in gulf of aden to go to the chinks
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/international/article/2026/03/08/china-tries-to-unblock-its-shipping-in-the-strait-of-hormuz_6751215_4.htmlthe Chinese arent too happy either
>>61952520>global financial crisisYou call it that. I call it a buying opportunity to make it to the next economic class.>>61952529So theres no data you would ever accept as real right? Trump says the economy is great and thats it. you will never consider any other data point?
>>61952779>Only ships going through the strait now are Greek because they're too busy having the sweatiest gayest sex on the boat to get the memo that it's closedLong olives and lube.
So how are they gonna confiscate the Iranian uranium? Is this tarkov where the special forces are gonna raid the facilities, shove uranium rods in their backpacks and up their asses and then extract?
>>61952805They'll blow it up, confiscating it would require landing precious american and jewish lives that they absolutely cannot afford to lose and it won't solve our issues.Hormuz would remain closed and still kill the world economy.
>>61952805iranian air defences are basically non existent, I could completely see an SOF raidto me the biggest question is how spread out are their storage facilities
>>61952757All these things will happen by the time of the next election.Also trump won't secede the white house. He'll stay there and get a third term by force. Clarence Thomas will force it.Gold will hit 10k
reminder tomorrow startsTOTAL MARKET DESTRUCTION
>>61952511keep an eye out for greek shippers, they'll be the first to cross the strait at very lucrative rates
>>61952692What was it, an Attenborough?
All I see is RED.
>>61952824>tomorrowWhy wait?THA FUTAS ARE COMING>THA FUTAS ARE COMINGTHA FUTAS ARE COMING
>>61952290Maybe its not too late to save this horseshit.>Make a video with Iranian Hollywood actors that give a speech saying this is not propaganda this is real, we really want to help tell you The West is a nice place>Trump is NEVER in the video EVER nor Hegseth>No threats are in the video>Show scenes from Shahs of Sunset that reality show that are funny and not degen ideally>Explain in the video that American Iranians are never attacked for who they are, nor is Islam disparaged there, although many have the freedom to choose religions>Iranians get rich from just hard work>Los Angeles has Iranian neighborhoods>The reason to kill your leaders was 100% for justice not revenge >Israel forgives you and they will not bomb you once you switch regimes>Also Surrender should NEVER be said just "choices">Show a montage of countries USA regime changed that are happier and richer now like Japan and Vietnam >Mossad hacks State TV>This video plays>We got this
>>61952833
>>61952448>earnings are going to be crazy, they have a bunch of new products, just made it into the sp100, new fabs>fundementally theyre a good pickearnings and fundamentals won't matter if the markets are irrationalMU has been going up up up, and it's gonna go crashing down, whether it "deserves" it or not. up like a rocket, down like a rockI'd stop trading on old stories that worked 3 months ago if I were you.I sold a lot of shit which was great, and did great. now we're in a different scenario.
>>61952801I'm buying the shit out of starbulkthe greek seamen WILL penetrate that persian hormussy
I was gone this weekend boys did anything of note happen
>>61952829Look Around YouI don't remember exactly which episode had the bird segment. Here's a clip from the Water ep though: https://youtu.be/gaI6kBVyu00
>prefutures Grim
>>61952508>Not so much into finance but have some cruide oil etc share laying around. When best to sell? Any educated guesses?set a stop 10% below the current priceevery day, update the stopif oil goes up another 30%, sell immediate, or just set a super tight stop.I think this party ends in about a week. oil gets up to 150 but no more.oil at 200 or 250 is pure fantasy
>>61952824I'm very disappointed to see weekend oil unable to get above 95$.70$ USO puts are $.30 TWO WEEKS OUT.Its an opportunity to make a quarter million dollars with a wage-slave $5000 account value.
>>61952518>everyone has a Price to take the risk! especially when escorted by the worlds Strongest Navyyeah but that insurance will be extremely expensivewhat's the insurance cost of a 10% chance your ship gets fucked, has to go back to port for repairs, doesn't get to sell the oil, etc etcor a 10% chance it sinks entirelysuper fucking expensive. even more if one of them actually sinks, and america has to payoutfar better to wipe out the iranians now, then start sending in ships when it's saferit will all work out great, in a short length of time. just 2 more weeks, for sure. definitely. absolutely!
>>61952854Ah, never heard of that, but it makes the "what are birds" make sense now. I'd just thought someone took an actual Attenborough and edited in the "what are birds" thing.
>>61952555>fucking retard, Iranians can attack ships in the straight from hundreds of kilometers away. Invest in GoyBoxes.i dunno if shaheds have anti ship capabilitiesbut regardless, iran does have drones which can do that, and from hundreds of miles awayopening hormuz is gonna be really difficult.
>>61952633>>who is OIH maxxing here soon?shorting it maybeoil services are total trash right nowyou want oil producers, people who actually make the money from the oil. not dudes who drill new wells
>>61952779>le chad chink tanker pass through with le NTR smile while the cucked US navy watches from the closet and all the other tankers also get cuckedkek, would be funny if it wasn't how it will actually end up.
>>61952860On average it takes 5 months for oil prices to go back to pre-conflict conditions, there is 0% chance it will be $70 in two weeks
>>61952833I cannot sell, I cannot buy
grocery store wagies are losing their mind out there holy kek.
>>61952805They don't know where it is, there's no such muh delta operation. You think this shit would leak, even though Maduro's operation was a complete surprise? They know how to keep a secret. If you end up with journos telling about such an operation, then it means nobody knows where the uranium is and they're trying to instigate movements from the iranian side, pushing them to make a mistake.
>>61952752you know what, a little oil shock might be just what this market neededshake that shit out, freak people the fuck out, make some companies go out of businessthen instead of a normal crash (which was about to happen) we get the "oh it was an oil shock. and that's gone now. we go up again"and it will go up for another year. until it stalls out and orange man oopsies another geopolitical and accidentallies a sentence, then we drop againholy shit this market is trash. so unpredictable. but maybe that's good for the people who can handle it. normies get shaken out. hype and leverage get killed. we reset, and people who weren't stupid make money.
>>61952870Even if the shaheds can't hit moving ships, the tankers would need to dock at some point to actually pick up oil and they'd be sitting ducks through that whole process.
Seeing as all Americans are incensed and flabbergasted at the state of things... can Trump be impeached now?
>>61952752>Wars that didn't impact the supply of oil>Wars that didn't destroy oil infrastructure>Already have an economy with high inflation and a weak labour marketCompletely analogous to the current situation
>>61952863insurance companies are adjusting rates to price in the war risk and daily rates have skyrocketed. The strait will be ran despite losses
>>61952736>>61952729Andrew Dudum still hasn't been forgiven for his past antisemitism. Novo Nordisk might not care, but I'm not willing to put my money in a company that's got Jewish crosshairs on it.
WHEN THA FUTAS OPEN, just remember that IF everything is RED, do not take it out on WOMEN because THIS IS THEIR DAY.IT IS NOTINTERNATIONALCHUDAY
>>61952907>Lady IDpottery
Is oil going up or down tomorrow? I can't handle this uncertainty, just invade iran, start the draft, and let me die for the cause already. Or maybe HGRAF?
>>61952919What uncertainty? Are vessels sailing through the Strait of Hormuz? No? Then oil will go up
>>61952755>silverOver double what it was still just six months ago. Everyone is only in this trade for the next few weeks anyway. I almost doubled my portfolio on Friday alone
>>61952919goingo
>>61952747>can be used in almost every industry>government/mil contracts lined up>will be spearheading american geic>won 75/75 application tests so far>cheap production processHere's your (You). Cap this so you can look back in 3 years and consider how your own investments have panned out.
>#Iran Names Khamenei's Son, Mojtaba, As New Supreme Leader -State Media10:09 PM · Mar 8, 2026EU time, just now.
>>61952919Down. Never trust libtards
possible outcomes
>>61952883USO historically has dropped 25% in 2-3 days, and you're forgetting that almost no one has even considered capping wells yet.All that oil is just flowing right into tanks, where it will be dumped once the straight opens up.Sure there will be some hangover because there will still be some risk as not all of the Iranians will play ball with any deal, but one tweet from trump could easily see things dump to the original weekend future price convergence around 74$ before a bounce back to 80ish.I likely won't be able to actually get puts that cheap though. Rn the EV is simply too retardedly high. There is definitely more than a 1/20 chance of a TACO yet you stand to make 20x if he does TACO.Weekend will likely have cooled heads and prices will be adjusted in picoseconds to the point it stops making sense.
>put stop loss at 5% drop on oil>keep moving it up ever day it inches higherIt's really that easy
>>61952893>Even if the shaheds can't hit moving ships, the tankers would need to dock at some point to actually pick up oil and they'd be sitting ducks through that whole process.I think you're getting fixated on shaheds for some reasoniran has weapons that can hit moving ships. they don't need shaheds for that
>>61952931We already knew that when they dropped that very cryptic hint that the new "Supreme Leader" will mean the name Khamenei lives on
>>61952938They can spoof orders but you can't hide your stops big fella.
A boat just went through. What are the financial implications?
>>61952937They stopped production in most refineries because storage tanks are full and no more storage, the oil won't instantly start flowing
>>61952837oy vey if only you were jewish, you'd be top yid.
>>61952938It's tough because anything going on in the daytime over there is the middle of the night for us markets, oil could gap down 25% and you would get heemed at the open, unless you're trading futures that is
>>61952900>insurance companies are adjusting rates to price in the war risk and daily rates have skyrocketed. The strait will be ran despite lossesbut if the insurance is too high, it won't be profitable to go throughunless america just pays for all the insurance which I guess is the planand the real insurance is the US military, which needs to succeed in defending those ships as they crossif not, yeah we're fuckedunless you're saying the ships will just be given free insurance, and be paid out no matter what, no matter the costs or risk, in which case... yeah I guess some of them will still risk it then.
>>61952814>>61952805They blow it up, but ultimately you cant tell if it was successful. So you send in troops to find it and remove it. They could carry it out in a metal vat or something attached to a chinook.
>>61952906so the jews will triple down.>>61952931if I was him I would have turned it down lol>puts yourself in crosshairs when you're already a billionaire and can change your name and live in india in exile or something
>>61952907id is "F you lady"lmao
>>61952937Also your whole thesis that Trump "TACOs" and Iran just doesn't harass the ships? Continue to attack its neighbours that killed the new leader's father, wife, daughter, destroyed their power grid, destroyed their oil facilitiesYou are delusional to think this all just stops and things go back to normal
>no other president had the guts to do what I'm doing to IranBECAUSE THEY UNDERSTOOD IT WAS GOING TO CREATE A CLUSTERFUCK YOU FUCKING ORANGE NIGGER!!!!TOMORROW I'M GOING OUTSIDE AND STRANGLING THE FIRST AMERICAN I SEE TO DEATH!!!
>>61952919UPLibtards have no impact on what iranians are doing.
>>61952919>>61952923Supposedly Iraq is shutting in production so probably going to $100 by Wednesday.
>>61952919I bet on down. I don't play with futures, so I don't have sides nor I care.All I'm watching is if the stocks are going to drop more or no to pick the ones I'm interested.
>>61952949That's not true lol.Check the Hose of Sauds actually no don't. Buy it up. I don't know why I'm advocating for a position that's going to make my puts more expensive before a binary even I have no control over even happens lol Im retarded.
>>61952962>bet>I don't play with futuresSo you ain't betting.
>>61952959It's just a small 8% correction to the European markets anon. You'll recover in 5 years.
>>61952963Higher oil prices is what OPEC wants, there's been an oil glut for many years now and has led these oil dependent nations to have to start borrowing money to fund their spending, you're a retard and in two weeks I will come here and gloat, hopefully you'll kill yourself in shame
>>61952958>Also your whole thesis that Trump "TACOs" and Iran just doesn't harass the ships? Continue to attack its neighbours that killed the new leader's father, wife, daughter, destroyed their power grid, destroyed their oil facilities>You are delusional to think this all just stops and things go back to normalyeah that's another problemtrump can't taco this, because iran can just choose to keep shooting at ships for a few monthsAll they need is like 100 missiles or drones or whatever. that's enough to last them.hide them in stockpiles all around the areasave 500 an assume some will be found and destroyedkeep another stockpile of 500 far awayyou guarantee you will have 100 weapons to shoot at ships, over the next 5 monthsand that's all they need. it's not good!>>61952959>>no other president had the guts to do what I'm doing to Iran>BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTOOD IT WAS GOING TO CREATE A CLUSTERFUCK YOU FUCKING ORANGE NIGGER!!!!>TOMORROW I'M GOING OUTSIDE AND STRANGLING THE FIRST AMERICAN I SEE TO DEATH!!!to be fair, iran does need to go, since they are doing the hormuz memeany country like that, which is a threat to peace, and prosperity, and did I mention money.. I mean peace? has to gosorry folks. just the way it is. They shoulda listened! now they have to goWe don't negotiate with terrorists. unlike you euro cucks. Appeasement? Hah! Just like neville chamberlain and hitler. Read a history book some time... uh... loser!
>>61952977whats TACOs
>>61952979Cope meme for libtards so they don't sell the bottom like they did during liberation day.
>>61952970>It's just a small 8% correction to the European markets anon. You'll recover in 5 years.brutal hahaI love how voo is down like 3%, and the rest of the world is getting destroyedchina down what.. 16% from their ATH. and down 7% from the start of the special khameni operationWe lose, everyone else loses more. classic!And remember eurofags, WE Are the good guys.
TightAssComingOver
>>61952971>Higher oil prices is what OPEC wants, there's been an oil glut for many years now and has led these oil dependent nations to have to start borrowing money to fund their spending, you're a retard and in two weeks I will come here and gloat, hopefully you'll kill yourself in shameexcept for the ones that can't sell oil at allsaudi might be okay. they got the backdoor pass. cheating on hormuz to bang that tight wet narrow strip of water in the red seaThose saudi bastards are two-timing the persian gulf with her own sister! the savagesgotta love itthough it's only half their total output through the emergency backdoor pipelineiraq is fucked thoughsame with UAE and qatar, kuwait, bahrainfucked!
>>61952952shipping rates are rising, the oil must unironically flow. Greek shippers are making decades worth of money right now, look for huge earnings beats in june
>>61952311Would wheat and corn futures be agood buy now, since fertilizer will cause price increases
>>619529341 wont happen nor would Iran accept it. What is economic pressure when trump is acting like hes going to wipe iran off the map. There is no economy at that point its apocalypse to them. 2 is what i think will happen. They let oil run up and continue the chaos and the entire world faces a recession or makes a deal with iran.
why are women
>>61952979>whats TACOsstands for trump always chickens outwhich he does, except when he doesn't. like the special maduro operation, and now with the special khameni operationOperation MIDNIGHT HAMMER which wiped out the iran's nuclear program, so good we had to come back and do it again, just to send a message.turns out the TACO sale is pretty inconsistent
>>61952963>That's not true lol.thats quite literally what kuwait and iraq just did. They had to cut production and shutting in a well takes time to restart because of pressure issues.
>>61952988>shipping rates are rising, the oil must unironically flow. Greek shippers are making decades worth of money right now, look for huge earnings beats in juneI agreeif the oil prices stay elevated for even a week, other suppliers will come online. many of them can expand production by 10% at the drop of a hatothers will need a lot longerso oil needs to stay over like 100, for those suppliers to even come online, and it will take a month or more.so the long term top is 100ish. it could go up like crazy in the next week though.Spooky!
Time for Venezuela to rise.
What's your thoughts on health insurance? These stocks looks really low now, and they'll probably be untouched by ai or oil prices. But there's a lot of regulation changes going.
>>61952986Whomst?>>61952993God took a rib to make them. Adam made a good point to God saying the companion He made tricked him into eating the apple. Like bro, why call her a companion when she’s a retard who takes you down. Seems like a shitty deal overall. I’d be fine screwing other dudes to procreate
>>61953000I agree. Higher oil prices are also bullish for american oil companies. Might be doubly bullish for whatever US co is taking over Venezuela
>>61952991we'll see. i don't buy the analysis that iran is irrational though. i think they'll come to the conclusion that it's better to do what's best for them than what's worst for their enemies.
>>61952934good point on the china thingit is so weird I am unironically, or un-iranically haha see what I did there, uniranically wishing for these muslim countries to be more violentDon't they hate each other? wtf is going on?They are all going "no no please we want peace!!!!"I knew the saudis were spoiled little oil prince faggots, but damn everyone else too is coward little bitches and won't even fight back? just run air defense?Why are muslim men such cowards?What the fuck is going on in the world? you can't count on violence in the middle east. its... fucking PEACE in the middle east???jesus fucking christ, just KILL EACH OTHER ugh.
>by attacking Iran, Trump is actually attacking ChinaI c. It all makes sense now.
>>61952934Iran has nothing to lose. They won't seek peace to salvage the remains of their military. Their people know they are dead, so hormuz will stay closed. China can't force them either because currently they are looking like they're dead and dead people can't buy products from China anyway. AI is not very smart.There has to be another solution.
kill all innocent schoolgirls for donald
>>61952942True, what I was getting at is more that anything with range to cross the Persian Gulf would be an existential threat to tankers even if they cleared the strait.
>retards thinking TACO is even possibleTrump killed their leader and a whole bunch of people in power. You're insane if you think iran will just let this slide. You're fucking retarded.
Okay so Trump declares victory and leaves, you think Iran is not going to continue to attack ships? Attack its neighbours? What does Iran have to lose from doing so? They can gain much more from doing so, there's also the motive of revenge
>>61952993>why are womenyes
>>61952986pics or it didn't happen
>>61952991>or makes a deal with iran.There won't be any deal. Americans will just kill the messenger. Trump loves hitting their negotiators. Looks like we're getting a recession in 2026.>>61953014China can't exert economic pressure when Iran knows they're about to be bombed into the stone age anyway for no reason.
>>61953011>i don't buy the analysis that iran is irrational thoughI dont think theyre irrational either, but if trump continues bombing their entire country at some point there is no economy for them anyway. its just a ruined landmass. what is an offramp at that point? >>61953025>Americans will just kill the messenger. Trump loves hitting their negotiators.yeah i agree. Iran was negotiating with trump when he killed them. Why would anyone sit down to talk if on the way you get killed.
>>61953015I don't think so, china is a massive adherent of solar panels, wind turbines, nuclear power and russian oil.These are all anti middle eastern factors. They have massive stores of BYD they need to sell. Now they have an excuse to sell them to their own population.
>>61953026>>Americans will just kill the messenger. Trump loves hitting their negotiators.>yeah i agree. Iran was negotiating with trump when he killed them. Why would anyone sit down to talk if on the way you get killed.the people who wanted khameni dead too>I dont think theyre irrational either, but if trump continues bombing their entire country at some point there is no economy for them anyway. its just a ruined landmass. what is an offramp at that point?correct probablywhich is why the regime change needs to be successful. the new guys will be much more willing to talk (or just get killed until we find people who do want to make a deal)regime change wars are messy stuff. but someone's gotta do it. looks like only uncle sam is up to the task. God bless america
>>61953025>looks like we're getting a recession in 2026The more I think about it the more sense it makes. Wouldn't be too worried about it in itself, couple of months or years(s) at most, but I suspect it may also trigger the AI circlejerk to fall apart, which could add up to some serious economical backtracking and downturn until 2nd wave of AI development.
Anyone think outside the box of the safest places to put cash? Don’t @ me with equities and bonds and financial products. Gold has an “enough” threshold. Land is on loan to you at the end of the day. Do you ponder anything good?
Trump is deathly afraid of oil spiking despite claiming he doesn't care. he's gonna try and suppress the price, probably after markets close next friday imo.>declare mission accomplished and that the war is 100% over for real and the strait will open soon, absolutely flood the media with good news>at the same time open the SPR and dump oil onto the markets as much as possible>meanwhile the treasury uses their infinite budget to shorts oil futures to dump the price even more
>>61953026well i imagine if we bomb them so much that they regress from the the aviation age then it's a de-facto victory for the usa. i also imagine iran wants autonomy and sovereignty after this is over, keeping some of their security forces intact would be helpful in that goal. iran doesn't have any good options, but that doesn't mean they'll default to their worst out of spite.
>>61953008heallthcare is spooky to me. layoffs everywhere, jobs shrinking despite it being claimed to be a safe haven for job security. United capping yearly raises to 2% this year is not a sign of a confident company
>>61953040Women, buy a stable of high class hos to pimp
>>61953040No, I never ponder anything good
>>61953049You unironically made me think spending wisely to build friendships is a good idea
>>61953040Reliable used vehiclesboomers know what they got
>>61953040Well, maybe same classic retail/food brands, but there may just be overpriced already. If I were trying to go outside of the box there might be something in software companies in medium term.
>>61953050This, I ponder NIGGERS AND JEWS.
>>61953033>>looks like we're getting a recession in 2026>The more I think about it the more sense it makes. Wouldn't be too worried about it in itself, couple of months or years(s) at most, but I suspect it may also trigger the AI circlejerk to fall apart, which could add up to some serious economical backtracking and downturn until 2nd wave of AI development.this is the thingwe were already headed for one. the oil shock is just what might turn it over the edgesame thing with the tariff tantrum last year honestly. the market starts slowing down and going sideways, then trump does some crazy shit which causes a crashwill this just keep happening? not good!
>>61953041>>declare mission accomplished and that the war is 100% over for real and the strait will open soon, absolutely flood the media with good newslooks like we are headed to this, based on the chirping come from trump and the trump team latelythey are seeing more problems, so they are about to declare victory and try to GTFO
>>61953058There’s certain collectibles that I think will do well. Cars are an idea but not many people have the space for them
It's going to be as over as it's never has been. It#s more over than ever. It's a very OVER thing what we're doing. A very, very OVER thing. We are the highest point we've ever been with OVER.
FUTAS!!!
>>61953040guns, ammo, disposable lighters, and frozen pidzers
>>61952716wishing you the best babe. love you so much. our lives can change totally whenever you decide you want that, we can be out of here and on a date so fast, find someplace fun and romantic where you can get better. that's what i want most.
>>61953030>regime change wars are messy stuff. bno one will accept a government that was put there literally because jews and americans bombed your country.
>>61953074Me so horny
>>61953061Well, from what I recall I've been hearing about the incoming massive crash and once in a lifetime opportunity to invest for months, if not years. It seems like we're due for a recension, but that's pretty much always the case. The next tragedy is right behind the corner, but the actual trigger isn't always obvious until it hits. I don't think that the war itself would be all that impactful, but as a triggering point of something larger it may just work.
Dow will be back at 50k in three weeks. This war is a nothingburger. The covid crash only lasted 6 months, and this is a shadow of that.
>“If the Strait of Hormuz remains closed for, let’s say, three weeks, then you will have shut in 15 million barrels a day of production in the Middle East,” Galimberti said at a Rystad conference in Washington on Thursday. “That takes us from a position of comfortable oversupply as of [last] Friday to one of incredible deficit, the size of which we’ve never seen.”Who else oil barons here?
>>61953020you're right for the wrong reasonsTrump will not TACO because his thin skinned ass can't possibly back down knowing what a massive loser cuck he would look like if he stopped fighting tomorrowthe Iranians would be more than willing to just let it all stop tomorrow because then they'll just blare nonstop how the great Satan threw everything they had at them but failed and all that jazz
>>61953090>over two (more) weeksbearishis it over?
>>61952880I Love my lewd /smg/ babes
>>61953089 a correction was inevitable and the war is narrative
RIP
>>61953040European green stocks
OIL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>61953101this. dispersion trade, structural vol selling
oh fuck its over lol
its so over
OIL FUTURES JUST HIT $100
OILOVER 100
>DO NOT SELL
>>61953120JANNIES
saaaar please post in thread do needful saar
>100
my only regret... is only investing 15k in USO...
>>61953101Well, corrections are inevitable, that's just how the markets work. I'd say that stocks seemed a tad overpriced and with the conflict development this would be an appropriate time for a correction. The question now would be more of a scale.
>>61953084>no one will accept a government that was put there literally because jews and americans bombed your country.if the people wanted regime change anyway, and being buddies with big bad america is better than accepting his supreme excellency's leadership, then they will take itand being friends with america, especially with sanctions ending, is a hell of a lot better than suffering under the most wise and enlightened decisions of the ayatollah. I'm speaking iran-ically here. Sarcastically you might even say.especially if we just kill everyone in the regime anway. And threaten to kill anyone who still wants to be on that team.as far as "accepting" it goes, they won't have a choice. that's what regime change means
reminder there's a gap open at 5300 on spoos
>>61953089>Well, from what I recall I've been hearing about the incoming massive crash and once in a lifetime opportunity to invest for months, if not years. It seems like we're due for a recension, but that's pretty much always the case.the stock market was slowing down anyway, and there were a bunch of late cycle rotations happeninga lot of top signals. whacky shit that just didn't make sense, screaming "this market is irrational, to the downside"complaining the market is going up but "totally shouldn't" is just identifying a bull market. and we were in one. until we weren't>The next tragedy is right behind the corner, but the actual trigger isn't always obvious until it hits. I don't think that the war itself would be all that impactful, but as a triggering point of something larger it may just work.and you're right about this. the market was just looking for an excuse. anything could have done it really.a year from now, dumbass economists will come out and explain "why it happened" but there is no real reason. it just did. it found a reason and now we're here>>61953090>Dow will be back at 50k in three weeks. This war is a nothingburger. The covid crash only lasted 6 months, and this is a shadow of that.un-iranically I think this thinking might actually save usI disagree, but if most people believe it then who cares? they will point to the oil shock as "the reason" the market crashed, the market will go up because "well dontcha know, the oil shock is over now"and we go up again for a yearmarkets aren't rational, especially not now. I honestly think this sort of punching you in the face to distract from me pinching your cheek five seconds before will or could work
>>61953101>a correction was inevitable and the war is narrativeyesthe market was primed for a selloff, and this is the "reason" people will point to.
lmao get fucked you advertising fuck ass baking
Why are people surprised at $100 oil?Do you also think this war will be short?
MORE LEWD BOBOS, NOWI'M WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO REQUEST THEM, THE CURRENT SITUATION CALLS FOR IT
>>61953405>>61953405>>61953405New OP without the advertising pajeet scammer
>>61953403Buy more UCO pre market? What do the barons think?
mumu.. you beheemed yourself
>>61952938Rare /vp/ waifu
>>61952654Man AI really can't do fluid dynaics well can it, that womans feet would have left the floor instantly.
>>61952895Won't happen till midterms. Republicans wont flip even if he ate a child on camera, because they know they're losing power midterms anyway so will do anything to curry favor.
>>61952934If Trump nuked every major Iranian city and effectively collapsed the nation would they still be able to launch drones?Just asking for a friend (Hegseth my buddy)
Boy, this has been a rough week so far.
