AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edition>Latest developments on Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61953935
1st for jannies do your fucking job
dont worry guys it's just a lil dip :)we'll be fine. turmp's gonna make a deal and the hummus strait will be back online.
>VT & VOO
>>61954661This is true my dad works for the government
SECRET PRODUCT AND A TRENCHSECRET PRODUCT AND A TRENCH
Of course I wish I would have held my BOIL and UCO.
so much to slurp
>>61954651GD BROS WE ARE ABOUT TO FEAST.Jealous of the USO feast.
On a scale from aaaaaa! to AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!, what are we at?
i'm setting a tight stop loss on everything but my tankers and saying goobye to this gay market tomorrow.And I'm gonna play hims
i bought alot of tech puts the past two weeksalso alot of AGNC and NLY which is gonna hurt
>>61954682
Im thinking of going to sleep. Should I sell or hold? All I have right now are 3 CLF contracts.
Why is XOM such a limp dick pos
don't forget about private equity and the jobs revisions
>Dip buyers have all been retail investorsLOL
>>61954671NEW FRANK GREEN AND A SNEAKY LINKNEW FRANK GREEN AND A SNEAKY LINK
If buttcoin is holding up does that mean we're safe?
>>61954651ty ty for real threadthe other one is spam begging and advertisingNext time, someone please post the real thread before that disgusting indian scam bot posts one
>>61954661>hummus
>>61954651TOTAL MARKET DEATH>TOTAL MARKET DEATHTOTAL MARKET DEATH>TOTAL MARKET DEATHTOTAL MARKET DEATH
>>61954694they hedge production jackass
>>61954700It will sell off when the NYSE opens
>>61954682>-2%More like shit & piss am I right fellers?
>>61954651report the other thread for advertising
I think we will see a giganigga monday...
>>61954669K-k-k-killlll yourself tranny
>>61954694It's not FUTAS PRICE BASED.
Shkreli says he can disrupt NVDABased or delusional?
>might not even be able to exit at oil115 because it could open 120+ at this rate
SUPER NIGGA MONDAY!!!
I love oil but it just feels like it could rug at any second.
AHHHHHHHHSELL EVERYTHING IM PANICKING!
>>61954685>i'm setting a tight stop loss on everything but my tankers and saying goobye to this gay market tomorrow.>And I'm gonna play himsgood for you brotherget out while you can>>61954694>Why is XOM such a limp dick posthey are not a pure oil seller. they are also oil services which are getting killed right nowbuy a pure oil production, avoid oil services>>61954698>>Dip buyers have all been retail investors>LOLyeah that was another really REALLY bad top signaldon't be the dumb money. if institutions are running but retail is buying, get the fuck out. they call it dumb money and smart money for a reasonoof!
>>61954661No one could so the deal he will be doing. Everybody says ”aah you can’t deal with them they are too evil and bad” but he will, unlike crooked sleepy Joe who let our enemies grow strong or CAmala Harris, you know Kamala, not great huh?
>>61954704No they don’t retard
>>61954717Fucking delusional but he knows it is
>oil does a tiny recovery>Trump tweets about how we will never stop the Iran war>oil begins dumping againRepublicans are fucked.
>>61954717Is this a paid article to pump that pennystock?
>futanarisI voted for this!
>>61954694i'm buying it now, company is big and old, it takes little longer to perk it up these days
>>61954721>Oil is going to magically start raining down from the skies
>>61954700>If buttcoin is holding up does that mean we're safe?theoretically yes, because it is sort of like leveraged nasdaq. and QQQ/ai is the frame holding up the us stock market right now.I have been using it as a thermometer in after hours, and on weekendsthat's how I knew we were winning in iran btw.
>>61954721buy gas instead
>>61954717it's just grifting bullshit to make money from morons>>61954721>I love oil but it just feels like it could rug at any second.I'm selling this shit at open. I'm not day trading leverged etfs so i'll probably start dip being and rideout the recovery
>>61954722>me, trapped inside the economic engine of the world
>>61954728Yes the author basically calls it a pump and dump
>>61954677I sold them at 8:01 PM btw, and will start new positions soon.
>>61954737so it's not 1999
>>61954722i'm chillin>>61954725..wh- what? the worlds largest oil company just totally free balls it and exists completely at the whim of energy market volatility? how fucking dumb are you?
don't look at micron computer overnight whatever you do
>>61954727Apparently Japan is just ignoring Trump's administration and not letting them decide whether or not they use their reserves
>>61954745>it's not 1999aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP
>>61954745blind retard
>>61954733japan and US could open their SPRs and tank it back down short-term.
>>61954722pic rel possumkinda cute honestly
When's the next FOMC?
buddy nasdaq computer is down 2.5%
>>61954721LNG market is fucked even harder and the capacity will take longer to replace
>>61954651NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ NQ
Xirs oil seems a lil hot
>>61954745I wish it was 1999 again.....
>>61954757>tank itThey're going to open enough so their economy doesn't collapse. That isn't going to save the world.>>61954752Can't wait for the Israeli's biggest slave to punish them
>>61954743>chase retail liquidityJust how stupid is the average retail goy?
>>61954761https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm Mar 18th
>>61954771>>chase retail liquidity>Just how stupid is the average retail goy?considering the crypto DAT wave about 6 months ago, pretty fucking stupid
>>61954757What reserve?
>>61954769I wish for so many things.
I sold. This was a fun, thanks for playing.
I bet you're happy you "slurped the cheapies" right? LOL
>>61954721It'll correct just like silver did
>>61954762Unironically bullish. The harder and quicker we crash in 1 day, the more sure it is to be a simple correction. If we were down only 2% or less then be worried, that's the rolloff into recession starting
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVxqUe9SEgwYou cannot watch this and think that he's actually going to crash the market when he's already trying to declare victory.I am selling every stock, every option, every security which I own tomorrow.Every single cent I have is going all in on short term $60 USO puts.
>>61954777Checked
We're not laughing anymore. Because we're chuckling now. Might start laughing again later.
>>61954775>>61954757You cant use SPRs to cover 20 million barrel a day shortage bud. Its not a little bit of oil its a massive amount. You are trying to bail out the titanic with a bucket.
>>61954782He's not in control. Israel is.
>>61954757What? How is that going to supply the world with that missing 20 billion barrels of oil per day? All it will do is slightly bring down the cost in the US and Japan
oh, and for the record for people who were saying the lost production from hormuz definitely couldn't come back online any time soon because "that's not how the oil industry works"they seem to have forgotten saudi's backdoor pipeline they made SPECIFICALLY for this reason, and it's already operational and going up up upCapacity and Strategic RoleTotal Capacity: The pipeline has a "nameplate" capacity of 5 million barrels per day (bpd). Under emergency conditions, it can be boosted to 7 million bpd by converting adjacent natural gas liquid (NGL) lines to carry crude oil.Percentage of Total Output: Based on Saudi Arabia's March 2026 production target of 10.1 million bpd, the pipeline can handle ~50% of total production at its nominal capacity, and up to ~69% if fully boosted.Percentage of Displaced Hormuz Exports: Historically, Saudi Arabia moves about 6 million bpd through the Strait of Hormuz. The pipeline's standard capacity covers ~83% of those "lost" exports, while the 7 million bpd boost would theoretically cover over 100% of the displaced volume. Operational TimelineImmediate Deployment: The pipeline is currently operational and already being used as the primary export route following the March 2 blockade of Hormuz.Current Flow: As of March 6, 2026, Saudi Arabia has already successfully tripled its Red Sea exports to a pace of roughly 2.5 million bpd.The Bottleneck: While the pipeline can move the oil, the Yanbu loading terminals are a constraint. They currently have a sustainable loading capacity of roughly 4.3 to 4.5 million bpd. Reaching the theoretical 7 million bpd export level would require significant logistical workarounds at the port and may not be sustainable long-term.
>>61954782At least make your larp posts believable
>>61954782What strikes?you're doing the right thing
>>61954782Damn
>>61954789this pipeline wouldn't happen to be above ground and exposed would it
>>61954789Are you talking about the East-West Pipeline?
>>61954777good for you brothaalso, those oil guys talking about muh fundamentals on oil production and how we're DEFINITELY not toppingthey sound exactly like the silver boys and all their talking points right before silver crashedBe careful boys. I think oil can and will keep going up, but this market is fucked and super volatile. get in and out quick. set your stops! and stay safe
>>61954782I thought about that and taking them for something like 4/17 80pI might still since I made that futures profit.
>>61954769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj5-lubeM
blowing up children is ok but nuking oil fields? thats a line TOO FAR#OilLivesMatter
>>61954786Literally telling you to short oil
>>61954803Weak handed cope
>>61954771very.just read through this thread.
We are officially in pullback territory and getting close to correction territory fast
>>61954780>It'll correct just like silver didExactly!though probably will go up, still for a little bit. I wouldn't short it for sure>>61954782>You cannot watch this and think that he's actually going to crash the market when he's already trying to declare victory.I agree but be careful>I am selling every stock, every option, every security which I own tomorrow.Good! and stay in cash brotha!!!! ugh>Every single cent I have is going all in on short term $60 USO puts.definitely do not full port a short on oil pricedo not fucking short that shit. it's way too dangeroussame as trying to short the silver top. stay safe brotha
>>61954798A fan of my works!Here, have another.
>>61954805this image feels so goodi know it's ai slop
You got three options ahead of us, /smg/. Be first, be smarter, or cheat. Where are you falling tomorrow?
Is it too late to buy puts tomorrow?
>>61954803110 is looking like the top night. I am probably wrong, but the support is insane compared to Friday. Worse case, Ill pick up some USO calls at open instead.
>>61954786>You cant use SPRs to cover 20 million barrel a day shortage bud.but saudi will get back at least 50% of their lost production, if not up to 70% or even moreso... what will that do to oil prices?You do know about saudi's back door backup plan, right anon?
im already allin and i don't have any money left to slurp with. I have like $500 left in my bank account that i can slurp with. How fucking over is it?
How smiggas be posted up monitoring the situation
>>61954823thanks :)it's one of my absolute favorites.
>>61954789>They currently have a sustainable loading capacity of roughly 4.3 to 4.5 million bpd.That's about 25% of the total oil tied up by the strait closure
>>61954777profit is profit, good job
>>61954826cheat
>>61954807>#OilLivesMatter
>>61954799>this pipeline wouldn't happen to be above ground and exposed would ithitting that surely wouldn't bring saudi arabia, iran's arch enemy and EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD into the fight against them, would it?Damn iran really is speed running their own demise aren't they?
Brent 110
Asian markets looking good, boys
>>61954841>hitting that surely wouldn't bring saudi arabia, iran's arch enemy and EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD into the fight against them, would it?They're already fighting, are you paying attention?
>>61954843All green, thank god. Wait a second...
>>61954843SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN GREEN OOOOOO
>>61954805I was promised a the 30 music return, it never showed upI really like 90s alt rock before it became nu-metal and rap rock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iw8eOQbLac>>61954829I am immediately proven wrong....
>>61954843???
>>61954841irans bombed every arab and they chucked a few missiles back and that was it. The arabs were complaining that the us abandoned them from attacks. The arabs actually have no way to fight iran without the us there to protect them. saudis couldnt even take on yemen.
>>61954843Oh I forgot its the opposite there
>>61954853Change the color to green and all is well
>>61954841they've already struck saudi refineries? they already know they're fucked? this is already full casus belli what the fuck do the think is going to happen?WHY IS THERE SO MUCH COPE IN THESE THREADS
Chances of hitting a stopper tomorrow?
Hey my KOSPI chart stopped moving. Is everyone ok over there?
Buy physical oil now
>>61954853anon in asia they use green for losses and red for gains
>>61954849>>61954853The colours are inversed in Asia as red is seen as good luck in Asia so red = positive and green = negative
Not again
>>61954862rising
>112uh
>112
>>61954863Korea and Japan just commited ritual seppuku by nuking themselves for bringing great shame to their economies.
112....
>>61954862eh not yet. but its a down day. each day it goes on and oil climbs markets will drop harder and harder. maybe by friday we get it if oils at $130 by then.
>>61954843sir, in asia they use the colour green for what the rest of the world uses redso its like:>ITS GREEN>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's the bottom looking like
we are thoroughly gaped lads
>>61954871How are the leveraged funds doing in Korea? I know they were being advertised there and people jumped on them for big gains
>>61954853East Asians like lucky red
>>61954864I have 5k barrels worth of contracts at $75. should I take delivery this month?
>>61954841I mean they're already fighting the US whats the rest of the world on top of that?
>>61954812I said it about silver, EWY and now oilalso gold too unfortunatelyI see chart go parabolic, I call the topDon't hate the player, hate the game. I don't make the rulesI still think it can and will go up, but I'm not touching that shit.>>61954837>>They currently have a sustainable loading capacity of roughly 4.3 to 4.5 million bpd.>That's about 25% of the total oil tied up by the strait closuredon't quote tweet medo your own research niggaSaudi can get up to 70% of the production they lost in hormuz, perhaps 100% optimistically.Tell me how much of the lost oil production can be brought back online? stop whining and doing doom and gloomthere was apparently 3 million of spare capacity sitting around, which people told me didn't exist because that's "not how it works"So we get 3 million of spare, 4 million from the saudi back door.we're up to 7 nowadd in some strategic reserve shit and some countries will be just fineothers, not so much!good opportunity to short the dumb niggers with no reserve
>112I'll be having wet dreams tonight, can't wait until open
I'm afraid I must reiterate$250 BY APRIL
Like this post if you wish you voted Kamala.
>>61954881What color is their pink wojak?
>>61954896I voted 5 times for this
>>61954862>>61954880Actually i may change my answer to getting closer by the hour.
Nikkei -7%, really? lmao, did they hit their own circuits breakers?
>>61954883>we are thoroughly gaped ladsalready sold a week agofeels good
UCO price glitching out
>>61954871Rhe heckin semiconductors though
USO up 37% but crude only up 20%?Am I retarded or are some bulls finna be slaughtered?
hey guys so my stocks are crashing, where can I go to get a refund?
Oil is moving again bros
>>61954789Oh no, too bad it's a single Shahed away from being useless
have you said thank you?
>>61954896I wrote in Biden 4 times.
>>61954826I took out a fat 20x short position on the nasdaq in november when it crossed 26K. I was neither smart nor a cheat, just retarded enough to be first to fairly lose half of my investment over the course of five months.
113.50>i fomoed
>>61954914>USO up 37I see its up 22% on my screen. Seems closer.
>>61954925yeah my tracker was bugged I think
>>61954832What are you all in on?
115!!!
sorry, 115.50
>>61954930price can get glitchy if too much volume. happens a lot in after hours.
116.01
lmao are we really going on a +30% day on oilHint: we really should. In fact, it should be even more.
Markets should be open 24/7
ONEHUNDREDandTHIRTEEN113113113113AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>futures>114 oil and climbing 250 for sure by April
>>61954939>>61954934>>61954932where are you guys seeing that? im still at 112.
USO 133 and rising. I have an order placed on open. Ha ha bros. I’m nervous.
>>61954948why not trade it right meow
>whole woodpile going in in iran>word coming down from the beast the sandbox riot will just get worse>SMG thinking about stocks when 30 years war with nukes robots AI surveillanceliterally what /x/ demon did I piss off to wind up in this nightmare realm? Like what are the aether trolls gonna send next to make this godforsaken place worse? Transformers? Fucks sake. How does anything function in this reality when its always self imploding trying to kill as many humans as possible?
Iran won
>>61954944>1 in 4the lies aren't even believable
>>61954946
I for one am tempted to USO but I understand absolutely nothing about oil dynamics and refuse to end up bagholding a contago etf
Question, what happens if someone buys up $1 billion of USO?
here we go niggers, my back of the napkin math was rightabout 7 million out of 20 can be brought back online or immediately boostednot bad, but it's survivable. and many countries have their own reserves, which they are now tapping, so they will remove some demand from the oil production.The effective closure of the Strait of Hormuz on March 2, 2026, has taken approximately 20 million barrels per day (bpd) of oil and refined products offline, representing roughly 20% of global supply. As of March 8, 2026, only about 6.8 million to 7.3 million bpd of this "lost" volume can be immediately or quickly recovered using existing bypass infrastructure and limited non-Gulf spare capacity. This leaves a massive daily shortfall of at least 13 million barrels.
>>61954957ah thanks. i dont have candles on mine.
>>61954959it would be very painful
>>61954953alchemists are hard at work setting things right. you can help by staying calm.
>>61954953I unironically believe that this is a huge world-spanning crisis event as a way to welcome ayy lmaos as our "savior" and to be presided over under a one-world extraterrestrial government. No I won't take my medicine.
ONE HUNDREDANDFOURTEEENWE HAVE A PROOOOBLEM
>>61954959World peace
My Nintendo are holding decently, all things considered. Though obviously it already did its dump a few weeks ago. We may be around a bottom, at more or less 10%
>>61954961isn't that still 3 times larger than the largest deficit ever?
>>61954961fuck off with the math nerd we're busy panicking
>>61954969until china moves on taiwan I don't think it will escalate
>>61954961>daily shortfall of at least 13 million barrels.isnt this still bigger than ever before?
This is it. This is the top signal. I can't imagine the poor anons that found out about oil this weekend and what to buy it. Keking at the oil general I saw earlier
Hit me with your best doomporn right now.
ONEHUNDREDAND15
>>61954980you now member AI is in a bubble
115.50It just doesnt stop.....Im scared...richer, but scared.
Come on let the koreans start selling again
>>61954953I wish x had some good posts already Nobody is on current times, it's just christcuck bots and fag touristsI find all the good posts there in archives
>>61954958Buy physical, not your barrels not your oil
nippon-san...
>>61954990Yeah, that's the stuff.
>>61954990>AI needs oil to run
KOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERS>KOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERSKOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERS>KOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERSKOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERS>KOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERSKOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERS>KOREA CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>>61954978>>61954974Yes, and by far. Though things have to be put in perspective, world consumption went from like 60M/day to 100M/day since the 70s/80s.Nonetheless, it's still catastrophic.
>114its so overdont buy oil tomorrow buy bullets
>>61954978>>61954974>isn't that still 3 times larger than the largest deficit ever?correct, but silver niggers were saying the exact same thing right as silver was toppingit kept going up, until suddenly it crashedI think oil will go up. it did todaybut be careful gentlemen
SPY puts on open?SPY puts on open.
Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
>>61954980
>>61955000They were using or setting up to use natty gas. Not sure what its doing during all of this fun.
why can't venezuala oil fill the gap?
>>61954980>Oil $250>Boots on the ground>AI buildout capital dries up>Private credit crunch>US gov too debt laden and insecure to bail out>China invades Taiwan>Japan attacks China>Japan gets BTFO>Chinese Century officially begins>Rename Beijing to Xijing in honour of their greatest eternal emperor
>only asian markets>$116
>>61954979>This is it. This is the top signal. I can't imagine the poor anons that found out about oil this weekend and what to buy it. Keking at the oil general I saw earlierI think the top is in soonbut maybe in like a week. could get up to 150 but I don't guarantee itafter a week though, I wouldn't touch oil with a 10 foot polejust like silver right now. after it crashes, just get out
>>61955001doomped all my korea on friday
>>61955006I'm sure it will get knocked down like silver, but at the end of the day missing barrels is missing barrels. until the deficit is resolved the price will trend upwards.
Should I sell of my share portfolio which is primarily in Australian stocks? I need to use it to settle on a mortgage in 3 weeks...
>>61955021asx is in the shitter rn
>>61955021bet it all shorting oil and you won't need a mortgage in three weeks
>>61955009Just too bad they don't let you choose a strike price of 0
>>61954999pic relTRUE!and I am super happy I sold everything last weekespecially those international stocksand holy FUCK gold is really struggling to get past that ATHbig oopsie on the "sell america" trade hmmmmm
where's the anon who said he wanted an options wheel calculator UI like six months ago. I am now ready for your request.
>>61955010LMAOOOOOOOO
>korean market resumes>dumps immediately
>trump won't sign ANY bills until the save act pssesHe does realize at this point mere voter id won't help him right.
>>61955016Taking the profits and then shorting some and buying the dip on asia
>>61954772J Powell is the classiest and most professional guy who has ever lived but you know he really wants to raise rates just to say fuck you to Trump. He has his oil excuse.>>61954777Damn what a nice haul this is what you are supposed to do with 30k not buying 0DTE shit this is real trading.>>61954853>>61954843>the duality of man
Man this hurts
KOSPI is fucking tanking still.
>>61955014>japan attacks chinaLamao.Agree with the rest
guys quick what do i FOMO into now?i have the following ETF options:>wheat>basedbean>grains>natural gasleaning into natgas and wheat
>>61955013because fuck you that's why.>>61954990>>61955000>>61955012if we're being retard on copium, the texas datacenter company that raised 12 billion last year is being built with ample natural gas nearby to power it.
140k in cash. wat do
>>61955013>why can't venezuala oil fill the gap?because the dumb commie niggers seized the means of production, stealing our shit, then ran it into the ground like 10 years agoso they have huge oil reserves, but no productionthey are brown communists, basically.with big daddy america on the scene, we can get that production up, but not any time soon. years for that shit to come online
>>61955014I know this is dooming but please don't wish that on Japan. :(
>>61955033Whatever his circle is, is just feeding him lies he wants to hear.
>>61955048Tech puts
>>61955038Dont worry about what could be.
>>61955037Yeah I just know that FOMC is going to be a fucking blood bath. Fed stated 1 rate cut before all this shit and the market/bonds are still pricing in 2 rate cuts.
>>61955052selling puts perchance
>>61955013Have you any fucking ideas how many YEARS it will take to rebuilt everything left to rot in that commie shithole? You're looking at DAYS before oil drought.
>>619550131. It's a heavy crude oil that takes more refining, most of such refineries exist in the US2. Will take time to build up their infrastructure to increase supply after it was neglected for many decades under Communist rule
>>61955044Wheat and fertilizer, and buy gold/silver if they dump to 200 daily moving averages.
>>61955033no. I heard from a friends friends spouse who is SS that he get all of his news about the world from fox. they know this, so they use fox to manipulate him.
>>61955050They brought it on themselves by electing a woman femcel nationalist zealot who fucking hates ChinaThis is the future they chose.Still preferable to mass immigration IMO.
Trump has destroyed extra oil from market, and they’re now engaging in a gamma squeeze. So, who was using Iran’s oil to sell oil call before?
>>61955048gamble no more than $1k on 0dte puts daily and wait to short the VIX
Not only are the straits closed but the gulf countries were already forced to cut production by 3 million barrels per day, mostly from Iraq
Ewy 112 really? Heckin slurping that shit at 80
>>61955053I switched to calls after this. I saw signs of deescalation on Friday.
>>61955034>Taking the profits and then shorting some and buying the dip on asiavery nice brotha>>61955017>doomped all my korea on fridaygood!congrats on the timing brotha>>61955021>Should I sell of my share portfolio which is primarily in Australian stocks? I need to use it to settle on a mortgage in 3 weeks...if you're gonna sell, sell nowprice will be lower in 3 weeks probably
>>61955006>>61955020SILVER ISN'T THE SAME THING AS OIL YOU RETARDSYOU CAN "PAPER SILVER" SHIT WITH JEW MAGICYOU CAN'T PAPER OIL SINCE PEOPLE USE IT FOR SHIT BESIDES BRAGGING ONLINE ABOUH OW MANY SILVER DIMES YOU HAVE TO BUY MILF PUSSY IN THE APOCALYPSE
>>61955048Well if you are gambling addict buy the dip, if a turbo addict buy oil puts if you aren't addicted wait for the inevitable inflation scare that causes the 20% dip you then buy near tax season. April 16th
>>61955013Commies are literally so retarded they can't process oil after seizing production so they make fentanyl instead
If oil goes to $150+ and stocks hit the circuit breakers are we going to see emergency action from the Fed?
>>61955061i'm already heavily in gold/silverbought wheat too now
In theory, asking for a friend, as a hypothetical, in a situation where you want to buy into oil at tomorrows open? How possible is it that it won’t immediately fucking candle at 9:31 am
>>61955067US will start to produce more to fill the gap now that the price is high enough. OPEC caps their production to fix the price of oil
>>61955048Do nothing, wait until the broad markets crash -30% and start buying all the way down to -50%, then fully unload all you have left (the secondary dip won't last long, you may not be able to fully catch it).Thank me later.
>>61955068says about 119 on my screen. But I have short puts at 115 kind of nervous...
So what was the problem with iran just...being there. Couldnt the usa just not care?
>>61955078FOMC isn't until the 17th-18th.
>>61955078my assumption is they'll open the strategic reserves if the spike goes above $120, certainly by $150but that's a stopgap measure and the markets know it
>>61955013Venezuelan oil infrastructure will take years to get back up and running properly
natgas ETF is halted kek
>>61955078what the fuck is the fed going to do about this shit? Have Trump shot?
>>61955089They have done emergency moves before.
>>61955088reported for antisemetism
>>61955013Veneuzela can bring on 200k a day with a few weeks of work and some money. After that its billions and decades to see it return to aths. >>61955046>texas datacenter company that raisyeah, i think oracle cancelled the expansion on it so its going to be smaller but they got nat gas for it. guess its not running yet anyway.
btc somehow green
>>61955088How about you ask the question to the real masters
>>61955088The blackmailing
>>61955088Iran's an asshole country fuck em
>>61955073>SILVER ISN'T THE SAME THING AS OIL YOU RETARDSthis time is different huh?first time? welcome to the club brothawe all learn some time>YOU CAN "PAPER SILVER" SHIT WITH JEW MAGICyeah jews definitely aren't manipulating the price of oil right now, using bombs. probably profiting off that too. wonder how many got basic shit like triple leverage oil price etfskek
>>61955089Jews had attack innocents with their golems
>>61955073Tell that to my collection of unopened oil barrels with anime girls embossed on them. I know what I got
>>61955037I double dippedI want to keep going, but I dont see this spike holding, plus I need to go to sleep. Making a half year salary in 4 hours was nice through.
>>61954894I fucking love you anon
>>61955015If it makes you feel any better, Europe is just as exposed to this oil and gas shock and have less reserves
>>61955078Smigga we are literally going to see $150 by Wednesday$200 next week$250 peak, start slurping stocks hereWill probably find a floor closer to $80, we aren't seeing $60 oil again anytime soon.
>113 oil So 4 dollar gas by tommorow , Iran chose son of previous leader who had his whole family killed and Trump tweets he doesn't care about oil. Why tf did they kill guy? Why not just bomb missile sites and move on. Who told Trump to wipe out whole leadership that would've offered you an off ramp. >>61955059Plus it has vanadium which corrodes refineries so lot of refineries can't use it.>>61955088People don't know that Iran helped US invade Afghanistan and Iraq. Helped US fight Isis and was open to US. Then Trump came in and ripped it all apart cause of his jew handlers. >>61955106Jew
>>61955088At the moment Iran wouldn't open the strait even if the US fucked off.
We're literally gonna have to hike rates in a few months kek
>>61955061>buy the 200On the daily chart?
>>61955111what are you trading?
whats the halt price for oil? it's already up 25%
>>61955070oof
I'll give it 2 or 3 weeks until israel brings out chemical weapons. How can they top killing 200 female school children? I think Israel bombing a hospital wouldn't have as big of an impact. So Israel is going to try to top what they've already done. The oil refinery was interesting, now there's acid rain in Iran. But in order to top that they'll have to hit Iran with something worse.In a few months israel might start releasing torture videos where they flay and skin iranian children on camera.It makes sense why Hormuz will stay closed the rest of the year and iran will blow up every oil refinery they can in the middle east. Israel is doing it's best to warcrime them into oblivion.
>>61955111Nice
>>61955088chinese and russian proxies are getting taken outnot saying it's smart, but that's whythey were selling BAD GUY OIL to china, and also being nice to russiano good!
>110 tomorrow morning>105 Tuesday (market coping because Trump says something impossible)>110 Wednesday>130 Thursday>150 Friday as market realizes you can't print oil
>>61955096Which one and where?
>>61955118you don't give a fuck about sandniggers you virtuous little faggot shut the fuck up
>>61955102it's not like it can get any worse
>>61955128>saving thumbnails
>>61955088Our politicians literally said verbatim>"We are faithfully carrying our your mission Israel!"
>>61955120I understand that. It is just putting themselves in this position seems counterproductive from any angle.
>>61955101Oracle "cancelled" because it has too much debt and not enough cash flow, no one would lend to them so they could complete rest of the build, META is now in talks to take over and finish building the data centres
>>61955052This I am going immediately into SOXS once I dump my UCO
>>61955137It sure can
>>61955124oil futures. Never done futs before, figured it was easy money and not so different from options
>>61955136>the jew is madkek
Big tech comes out of this +30% in the next 4 month
>>61955135WisdomTree Natural Gas on tokyo stock exchange
>>61955122Yes. It may not hit it exactly, but can get close. So $4000-$4400 gold and $54-60 silver. I'm planning on buying more AUMBF since their mine is all electric with hydroelectric hookup.
>>61955137zoom out brothawithin the normal range for the last monthbut yes it is going down now, and probably going to exit that range, and we go from 55-65 now instead of 60-7059 is going to freak people out
>>61955142Didn't Oracle just announce 30,000 layoffs because they need more money for ai
>>61955149Mein Drumpf... the AI industry...
electric vehicle market status?
>>61955078Until evangelicals are put in concentration camps for being death cult traitors, you can expect $200 a barrel by July.
>>61955136I know it's hard for Israelis to understand stuff like empathy and compassion. But no need to seethe
Fuck, its probably going to $120 today.I dont have the stomach for this. 116, btw
>>61955149>Big tech comes out of this +30% in the next 4 monthafter the bottom, probably yeahwhat a wacko economy we have huh?big tech was going sideways or getting killed for monthsand this oil shock might actually save them hahaha
nvidya below 200 ma if anyone cares
>>61955166tits or GTFOSILVER SISSIES WE BACK
IT'S OVER
>>61955146How do u buy oilFutures on Robinhood
>>61955146jaysus brother neve done futes before but risked thousands in the event of a taco you're a madman.
>A third of global oil and a quarter of global gas travels through the strait of hormuzso nuke Iran's navy so the market can return to normal then?am I missing something? Hasn't the US already destroyed 40% of Iranian vessels? Iran's getting BTFO. Why isn't this baked in?
>>6195515710,000 to 20,000 is what's being reported, an analyst at investment bank TD Cowen predicted this a month before it happenedhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/oracle-may-slash-30-000-114418881.html
>>61955164>>61955167>$200 by July$200 by the end of this week.
>>61955151Thank you, I really mean it for the real answer, I'd have to agree I've been buying physical silver since mid 20s. Bits of gold also.This put price in 60s-70 by April may, in which I will begin buying more physical and also long futures....can you feel it coming?
What if ES and NQ hit the circuit breakers down on over night trading? Is that even possible?
>>61955174THIS IS THE TOP GET OUT THERE NOW WHY IS IT ALWAYS ROBINHOOD
>>61955159The AI industry has disintegrated. 5 trillion worth of datacenters have been cancelled.
>going to war against a religious theocracy thats been preparing war plans for their potential invasion for over 4 decades>the country is also 70%+ mountains>and can hold the entire world's oil supply hostage with a missile to its headi think the jews deserve to be nuked
>>61955149cope
>>61955178Their navy isn't the issue. It's all the caves filled with drones and anti ship missiles.
Is it safe to short oil or not this shit is tempting me like the devil
How long until Euro markets open? The only thing that could make this better is seeing them get hammered.
>>61955178I'm so tired of sharing America with retards like this.I need to leave.
yeah we're hitting 120 soon
>>61955186I agree lil buddy>>61955180ORCL are going to report terrible earnings on Tuesday and the AI bubble bursts.
>>61955174Yep. >>61955177>image relatedIve been probably the luckiest trader ever. I think Im up 40,000% from my initial $3500 Mostly on calls on silver and platinum
holy crap120ONE TWENTYHOLY CRAPWHAT THE FUCK
>>61955186The issue is that even if Iran backs off, Israel will blow up another school or kindergarten and if that doesn't work, they'll blow up 10 kindergartens. The mountains of dead children will force Iran back into the war.
>>61955178Too low IQ to understand the problem I guess
>>61955178>junk ships>matteringiran topographically looks like this you subhuman trog
>>61955088someone lock this antisemite up
>>61955190Oils not going down for about 3 years, this is only a temporary spike
>>61955030what site is that?
>>61955206>>61955206>>61955206
Any gas fags have price target?
118Gentlemen, it may be time to panic.
>>61955178>so nuke Iran's navy so the market can return to normal then?This is why Americans are going to be eating each other by the end of the month
>>61955192Not as satisfying as seeing your calls getting obliterated
>>61955141Themselves meaning who? If the US wins they basically destroy one of their key adversaries in the region and establishes Israel as a permanent stronghold. No more Hamas or Hezbollah rocket barrages or any of that. All regional states allign themselves with the US and now the US has practically uncontested domination of the world's oil supply. There is no ignoring Iran and them just chilling, they'll keep trying to mess around in various ways. Its a serious power struggle that's been going on for decades.
>>61955202you know what's funny is on friday I was pissed and decided I was going to do oil futures too. But then I was like "no wait, I'll just lose more money if it dumps on monday". I guess I'm just going to keep eating shit.
>>61955202fuck, wrong port shot. I need to date that one
>>61955182I think we'll hit those low targets this week and/or next, then begin recovery almost immediately. Could see new highs in metals by mid to late April or May, going off what happened during in the 1970's oil shocks.
>>61955207That's Valenzuela dumbass
>>61955219Ah nigger you mad
>>61955170Is over
>>61955200They only beat their EPS target last earnings because they sold their stake in Amphere, also the same reason their revenue was above estimates and their earnings was still below estimates, despite this they continued to borrow $50 billion more while being negative in revenue with 17% decline in sales of their shit software
>>61955190Yeah buy some longer dated puts on USO. MAY 15 experation looks for a clean an price point ending with a 0 or 5. These options have the most liquidity. People forgoet how big a -25% dip is when your looking at +30-50%. You'll easily make 50%+
>>61955230every time the robinhood paid shill charts come out a gap down happens
>>619549644u
>>61955102No other safehaven
>>61955212it's a site I'm working on
>>61955235I cant wait to lowball the fuck out of auctions on ebay.Thank you for the insights, ..anon i wish you well on your journeys.>BTW fuck you jannies for trying to ban me, ill just keep fucking skipping over IPs and evading your troony antics, yes we bought silver yes we need to spread the word to our fellow white man, yes btc is going down and youre just a shitty and sour person to be around, so you flex your micro dick here. CLEAN IT UP FAGGOT!!
>>61955306it looks nice and sleek
>>61955308Nice gun anon. Bought that one for my wife, but I started using it for my CCW and now I can't stop. Supremely comfy carry weapon.
>>61955021Australia has only 28 days of oil in reserve. After that, there won't be an Australia
>>61955320thanks buddy, I want to use it for discretionary spread trading for a little bit. This view is still too crowded / busy but I'll fix it later
>>61955320how bad is the name? I also have alphapulse.org, but I like a-combinator like alpha combinator, sort of a spin off of Y Combinator (Hacker News) but also emphasizes the 'functional cs' nature of the codebase (it uses Scheme as a scripting and config language for example). A combinator is a combining function, so the name sorta implies composite alphas.
>>61955403I like it, it reminded me of Seeking Alpha but less gay. As a matter of a fact, a co-worker saw me scrolling Seeking Alpha once and said "wtf are you seeking an alpha male?!"
>>61955424lmao thanks for that info anon that settles it for me
>>61955178You dumb spook.A) insurance canceled policies because of Iran B) Iranian go fast boats, the unmanned variants, can go after boats, and so can missiles C) because ships are in port, nation states have to stop pumping oil because it has nowhere to go.
>>61955424this thread is dying anyway so I hope you dont' mind the spam, but I need non-llm feedback on the domain too:>a-combinator.com>alpha-combinator.comWhat would you pick?
>>61955467alpha-combinator for brand recognition
150 before the market opens
>>61955308Based
>>61955478sick, a-combinator.com wasn't actually even available anyway and I have alpha-combinator. Thanks boss
alright that was it that was the bottom
>>61955254I wish robinhood was paying me.
>>61955146>never done futures before>does it on the most volatile commodity humans have to offeryou better make a thread nigger, your now 4chan famous
>>61955424You shoulda asked him if he wanted to be your alpha male.
>>61955802it was a female
>>61954651Whole lotta panicans ITT
>want to buy the dip>no fucking jobFUUUUCK
>>61956035>panicansWhat /biz labels exit liquidity btw.
