oil @ 117 edition>Latest developments on Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61954651
>>61955206AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
short oil goy we need the liquidity
Update from herr drumpf
I was gonna slurp some more USO on open but now I'm not so sure.
>not even midnight in the US>oil already at 118 and still going
>>61955206CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING HALT THE OIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
where do you guys see oil at 117?
So what kind of retardation will make it so the S&P500 dips down to -3.5% tomorrow, only to close at -0.4% somehowHow will they do it.
Ack spiked down 119 to 116 quick
>>61955225HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA>just die goys, it's safe..!
If SPY and QQQ gap fill to back in range by eod tomorrow I'll cut my cock off.
>>61955233PPT, QE
>>61955232
Sorry guys. I was just starting to get my life together, so WWIII has to start.
>>61955234that's been the recurrent pattern since it opened.fat spike, small drop down then grinding its way back up where it was only to suddenly spike again
>>61955225AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUUUUCK
>>61955233Mouth breathing dip buyers
>>61955233Its called 'priced in'
>oil futures
>>61955232Bro, get good
>>61955250So it's your fault?
>>61955242oh nice, I forgot I had thinkorswim
these threads are moving so fast noone will notice i'm leveraged out the ass
newfags, watch oil futures here:https://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil
>>61955225I AM PERMANENTLY A DEMOCRAT I DONT CARE IF YOUR KIDS ARE TRANNIES AND HAVE GAY INTERRAICAL SEX, MINE WONT. MY EMPATHY FOR YOU NIGGER CLOWNS IS DONEEEEE
Petrodollar status?
God I can't wait to slurp rock bottom SOXL in a month... I missed out on it in April 2025, it literally could have made me a millionaire when it hit $8 but I chickened out because I thought I was about to buy a house.This time will be different. Wife is pregnant so I'm not about to risk shorts. Fuck why is holding cash so damn comfy?
yeah bro just invade a 4000 year old civilization that lives in the mountains
Can we beat 2008 top??? I think we may by open
>>61955272StrongPeople still have to buy oil in dollars. they need more dollars now. many more dollars.
AyoHol upSo yall be sayinWe finna be some kindaGlobal financial crisis n sheeeit?
As an oil bro i'm euhproic so you know its time to short even. Sell at open and buy some longer dated puts in may, and sell them once the dip happens EZ money. You need to go for longer dated ones though Alot of pople get fucked over trying to trade weeklies https://optioncharts.io/options/USO/option-profit-loss-chart/strategy/long-put?legs=USO260515P00100000,buy,1,11.63,0.8943https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-put.html
>>61955272worthless. the whole idea of the petrodollar is so their lands would be protected by the US
>>61955273We talking 30-35 or less?
>>61955250It'll be a blip like everything else. The middle east has always been at war.
>>61955276SWITZERLAND WOULD HAVE BEEN SMALLER YOU STUPUD AMERIFATS
>>61955283Weren't you shilling EWY a week ago?
>>61955272Better than ever as people are flocking to the USD, a large reason being because they need it to buy all the oil they can before there's a shortage
>>61955276I'm starting to get spooked cause I haven't seen a single iranian flag on pol say anything about anything and that makes me get a feefee they are amassing zergs
>>61955276Alexander did it 2000 years ago with a couple thousand lads with spears
>>61955286Based runeposter
just short the fuck out of OILno leverage needed, perfect spot to short, guaranteed money, very little upside powder left in wti
>>61955276yea but fuck these medieval age nigger mongolsFuck em
>Iran's sortie rate is increasing
BOTZ or ROBT?
>>61955285If it goes below $20, I'm putting money in. If it goes below $10 again, back up the truck, I'm buying it all.
Just call me Tony Kanal because I'm fumbling a generational bag and it's going to haunt me for the rest of my life
>>61955285
>>61955301Resupply from China?
What was the economic reason to go after Iran's children and blow them up?
https://youtu.be/wyRpAat5oz0?si=G-7V2S0zrcrCSdWm (THREAD THEME)MAKE IT STAWP
>How buddy how's it goi-
>>61955309SOXL will never reach $20 because I will buy all of it on margin before it does. Simple as.
>>61955312>he thinks the money printers uses electricity to run and not a proto-soul nexus
>>61955301Uh oh extrapolation permabulltards from last week, where are you, this is not looking good
I missed the COVID dip because I was hesitant and indecisive and don't want to do that again, so how do I make money off this?
>>61955314Retail says keep buying the dip
>>61955312The US is the bad guys, simple as.
cheeto
>>61955289Shilling no. I just said I was buying the dip, im comfortable holding it for even the rest of the year so im not bothered that much by the rip lower. I'll probably buy some more. Though if your one of those day traders that put half their buying power into it at 3x leverage you migh've gotten fucked
>Jim Cramer: This is very reminiscent of the run up to the first Gulf War. Right now, oil stocks are saying the Gulf will reopen and the price of oil has seen its peak. Avoid the panic>March 5th 2026https://x.com/HQNewsNow/status/2029667143831146742
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF7Qv08LRC0
>>61955324Those are 401ks. Nobody is consciously buying
God damn it sure is a bad day to be some european or asian shithole without oil and gas.
>>61955312It was religious revenge for the casualties they suffered during the war that the holiday of Purim commemorates
>futures
I would love to depopulate multiple chinese and other third worldist schools full of children with bunker busters, long range artillery fire, and naval bombardmenti am utterly tired of brown shills on pol going "AAAAAAAAH THE US IS COLLAPSING GAS IS 8 DOLLARS(in LA, the most degenerate hive on the planet)" when the national average is $3.20if you were buying 93 premium for 8+ years you would be paying practically the same amount as you are now. I have brown fatigue to the point where i am considering travelling to these third worldist dogshit nations and entering their schools, and stabbing brown kids to deathbrowns are literally a disease on reality that needs to be cured with firebuy HAS AND KILL EVERY BROWN FUCK ON THE PLANETMURDER EVERY KIKE
>>61955312>Isreal blows up a school>proceeds to gaslight the world into thinking it was the USEven when relaying on their allies in war, they can't let a chance to fuck someone over pass them by
>>61955333>Individual investor>401KNo, they're talking about people actively buying the dip, something you niggers say to do here constantly and have been saying so since the war broke out
>>61955331let us know when cramer says oil is going to infinity
>>61955282Im sayin that this unholy abomination of a market propped up by AI, stock buybacks, QE injections, carefree private credit, and dubious loans hidden by SPVs is about to blow n shieeeeet
these stocks are currently halted on tokyo stock exchange
119 incoming.Im too much of a pussy to tempt fate a 3rd time.
>>61955341suprisingly based for a pedo furry
>>61955350USE THE RIGHT VERSION, FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>61955341Gas is going to $5/gallon this week
>>61955340I am now reminded I could he watching japanese game shows instead of futures
WE ARE BREAKING 120ITS FUCKING OVER
why did I put 5k into MUU.... bro this shit is beyond over I would be surprised if we don't have tactical nukes deployed at this point. Russia has also clearly won the ukraine war.
What's a sensible leverage to ride the incoming oil shorting madness?
>>61955347Nothing ever happens you think people being paid to watch market for quarter of a million haven't priced this war in months ago?
>>61955348Why is G Monster halted? I assume that's something Godzilla related
>>61955331decision paralysis 2 weeks in a row. I should have gone into oil twice now.
This is bad for Canada. It gives Carney massive leverage during the USMCA re-negotiations, allowing Canada to continue it's self-destructive policies.
>>61955359uh oh did someone just find out they arent smart?
>>61955364North American LNG or oil stocks
>>61955304I'm waiting on the same thing but I might be a bit more cautious since all this shit potentially coalescing into a Hard R Recession might heem the tech sector and make SOXL penny stock tier for a hot minute
>acid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian Oilacid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian Oil>acid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian Oilacid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian Oil>acid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian Oilacid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian Oil>acid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian Oilacid rain expected to reach as far as Western China from Israeli strikes on Iranian OilJews have gone insane
>>61955365>It's all priced in>Everything is priced inYou fuckwits need to eat a bullet
>>61955314naw it's over.>>61955305OIL CALLS! (i didn't buy even thought /biz/ gave me advance news 6 hours ago).
>>61955250>be me>horde cash cause too lazy to learn how to invest>finally buy some crpto last year>fucking crashes>buy some boomer stocks>crashes that tooGold boomers have till my next paycheck to give me $500k or I am going to crash them too
If oil goes to +33%, all the 3x leveraged inverse ETF will be obliterated
>>61955360lmao
>>61955364Maximum
>>61955376Full damages report?
>>61955371the whole point of this psyop is in trumps retard mind, that everyone will come to buy american oil for cheapsies the joke is they will just buy from russia instead and blue collar will be left holding another infrastructure bag of promises
>>61955283lol you're too beaten down motherfucker. Oil is going to 200 bucks a barrel and my techfolio is fucked.
SPX will V so fucking hard LMAO
>>61955379you're priced in
>>61955355I will grant you an extra 40c more before trump starts emptying the SOR and starts putting barrels to saudi heads to flood the market
>>61955387They blew up an enormous fuel depot that was storing months worth of a large city's fuel reserves
>>61955365>they priced in 120 dollars a barrel >they priced in completely opaque private credit investmentsYour belief in wealthy market makers borders on religion. By all means, keep buying the dip.
>>61955341>MURDER EVERY KIKEWhat? Israel is the one who is going to kill more kids, or whatever they can think of to surpass their previous war crimes
>>61955225He's correct but he's also retarded since if he told jewland to fuck off and refused to start the war, we wouldn't have these problems.Better yet- use government pwoer to seize the ships and just ship the oil yourself, pussy.
Why is nothing ever priced out?
>>61955394>and starts putting barrels to saudi heads to flood the marketAre you fucking stupid? The straits are closed
>>61955392INSHALLAH BROTHER TOMORROW AT OPEN
>>61955238please don't, because even if it does fill the gap it'll just be down on tuesday. Maybe just cut your foreskin off.
>>61955396if its iranian oil it doesnt matter
>>61955348they make some smartphone app for learning stocksseems like it's just the meme stock of the day unrelated to oil
>>61955292its gonna be the biggest waaagh of our time
>>61955396Israel destroyed 30 Iranian oil facilities, which is why Iran decided to retaliate and attack the oil facilities of Gulf nations and Israel, Iran no longer has an oil industry, Israel destroyed it all
>>61955372You are literally shilling soxl, you subhuman tard.
>>61955399He's not correct, Iran has already blown up tankers with drones in this war
>>61955376The Jews are going to look at this and do it again and again.You should know them by now.Right now Mossad is wondering how they can surpass this.
I have 50,000 dollars in a leveraged oil etf
OOOOOOOOOOH WAGIEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WAGIESPRING BREAK IS CANCELLED WAGIE
>>61955400It is though- you, you're priced out
>>61955416are you referring to the pic of me clearly stating I ain't buying that shit at 20?does your tard wrangler know where you are?
>>61955379>>61955397These are PhD students from top universities who know esoteric math and have algorithms that can predict future outcomes before anyone knows. It's priced in so calm down
>>61955396fuel literally ran into the sewers and caught fire. Impossible to put out. Video is of the fuel igniting.Its literally raining oil in parts of tehran as well.
>>61955401>le strait is closed!!!not for long fagyou brown pieces of human feces really believe that DEWs dont exist do youi will enjoy seeing chinese bug ships roasted kill yourself for the crime of being brown
I really hope zoomers get drafted
>>61955427You’re trolling fuck off
>Trump in response to the rise in fuel prices: Ships must show courage and head to cross the Strait of Hormuz and there is nothing to fearOH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE THIS ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER IS KILLING ME
>>61955396Looks like an average zigger oil depot blownup every single day, nothing to nipaa~ about
>>61955430Trump is not going to deploy destroyer escorts to the strait because they're close enough that they would easily get hit
>>61955430You're euphoric.
>>61955375Most definitely. Especially now that my girl is pregnant I can't be a total degenerate anymore. I think this oil thing will pass, I expect the market to have a similar pattern to C19.I have trigger points set for SOXL, progressively buying more as the price drops, but also got it set for boring shit like QQQ just to hedge. I've been waiting for a significant price drop for like 3 years. Zoom out on the charts and based on vibes only we're at a hard peak - fucking look at it. The current state of the market is not sustainable and everyone's been waiting for a hard pullback for a while now.But I can't deny I'm salivating at a chance for $5 SOXL.
>>61955432me too, but not me of course. I want all the men my age to die painfully so I may conquer all the zoomer pussy.
whoever tried saying to short oil over the weekend...FUCK YOU NIGGA IM RICH
>>61955399HE'S NOT CORRECT. THEY DON'T NEED A NAVY TO MINE THE STRAIT OR LAUNCH MISSILES
>>61955432I'm already spending some of my gains on a new truck to impress lonely zoomettes
>>61955429A E S T H E T I C
>>61955429Holy Kino
Hopefully Iran gets nuked to end this stupid war already
>South Korea’s KOSPI Index sinks 8%, triggers 20 minute circuit breaker.
>>61955443you definitely need a navy to mine but not to launch missiles and cost people money. I doubt they have enough to overwhelm more than a couple DDs.
>>61955376that would not change the air quality of china by one bitthey literally have acid rain every day in the factory districts, beijing is a smog filled hell 90% of the timekill yourself
>>61955450Can nukes prevent drones from blowing up every ship that crosses the Strait?
>>61955434I'm not trolling machine learning models can predict peoples behavior and on societal level. Your trading based on vibes while they trade on actual math
>>61955444a gas truck? okay, did you equip it with your maga flags as well? damn those pussies will be dripping
>>61955383same
i've lived so many lifetimes
>>61955450>Hopefully Israel* gets nukedFTFY
>>61955368messed up the reply >>61955412
>>61955450>throwing nukes to stabilize oil prices
>Iran can launch a drone from a pickup truck>You're going to prevent them from doing that by big dawging them
>>61955444checkedwhat are you looking at? I got a base model maverick. its...fine.
>>61955457NO YOU DON'T NEED A NAVY, YOU JUST NEED A COUPLE OF SPEED BOATS
IT'S OVER GUYS WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND>>61955441so uh, what's your plan? Hide in the woods?>>61955471That's not a dolphin
>>61955481bone spurs
LolLmao evenAmericans are THIS retarded
>>61955228this fucker got out just in time, what did he know
Sources tell me the oil price is stable at $115.Please god.
>>61955437by whatshahed drones? fuck it, drown the iranians in bombs. I don't want a single building standing in that once great nation (the last time persia was based was 1500 years ago when they were fighting sandnig turkomen raiders). I want the air to boil with the heat of the bombings, I want non-stop destruction of the cities and roads and annihilation of all roads in and out of the nation. If every brown in iran dies, do it. browns are a fucking plague.
So what does this whale know
90 year old senator with a girl's name says israelis have gone too far by hitting oil shit.>mfw the retarded fucks know it's over
>>61955481>That's not a dolphinwhat, are you a dolphintologist? pffft
>>61955491You wouldn't happen to be Israeli would you?
ASX200 recovering a bit
>>61955492What is this on?
>>61955496this absolute faggot LMAO
>>61955496lindsey graham should be strung up on a lamp post
>>61955338>HinataGOD
>>61955491America is 35 percent spic, (40% if you count illegals) it is litterly a browner nation than Iran.
Trump is about to order the Navy to start firing on ships that refuse to pass through the strait.
>>61955496if this man was flayed alive in the state capitol in a 24 hour drawn out execution people would cheerI hope to one day rape and whip his nieces to death
>>61955503>newfag can't lurk
why not just take massive rollers, put them under the ships, and push/pull them across the UAE to bypass the strait?
>>61955292their internet is cut off
>>61955512if he's 90 aren't his nieces like 60?
The Iranian military leader is literally Whiter than 75% of Americans
>>61955496What an absolute literal faggot. The fuck is wrong with SC, that fag has had that seat my whole life. Granted, didnt they also have Strom Thrumond ?I checked, they did. The fuck is wrong with those people, do they not realize they can vote?
>>61955507brown>>61955500no, sorry kike, I literally have 0 jew dna you may kill yourself at any time, I hate both browns and kikesi want them both deadall of themonly a white world will attain the stars
>>61955507All iranians are as brown as spics you retard. Holy fuck I'm tired of this weird brown cock fetish people have.>Inb4 cherrypicked picture of the one blonde iranian chick
OIL JUST RUGGED TO 113 IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>61955511thats fine, insurance gonna pay for any losses
Instead of retarded shit like Neom, why doesn't Saudi Arabia build a canal linking the Persian Gulf and the Red Sea so that they're not as vulnerable to shit like this
I’m not worried.Trust the plan, retards.
>>61955513What ticker, you fucking nigger.
MISTER JEROMEWHAT THE GOD DAMN FUCKSERIOSLYWHAT THE FUCKTHANKS MISTER JEROME
>>61955511Wait, this could work
>>61955496I thought you wanted Armageddon Mr. Graham
>>61955517lindsey gram is like 65 somethinghe is a tall version of beverly lesley from will and grace
I am very disturbed to find out lindsey graham is only 70. I thought this motherfucker had to be like 82. He's going to be there another 20 years isn't he.
>>61955492>it's realHoly shit I've never seen this, there is like a 200k share bid at 133.78 and no ask
>>61955525You mean this one
>>61955461yes? if you start nuking cities either the government surrenders or the entire country gets wiped out
150 before market opens
>>61955536but won't he just burn in hell due to being a fag?
>>61955518His eyes and hair are literally black before it turned gray.
>>61955532USO
>>61955539And you're not buying? This war is existential for Jews and remember Jews always win.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't buy the dip tomorrow.
>>61955542Based on what?
How safe is OIL right now? I don't trade a lot and I'm so scared if I put my 2k gambling funds into it it'll dump by tomorrow
Oil up 27%
>>61955496>kills their leadership and civillians>calls their leader "murderous"the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>61955542>government surrendersWhich government? They're all dead.>or the entire country gets wiped outThat's gonna happen right now anyway. Israel wants them all dead.
>>61955496>Ladybug is concernedLol
>>61955556Apparently nobody can buy, for there is no ask
>>61955545he's a good christian boy tho
japs are nervoushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asCIMWcGXj8
>>61955559It'll keep going up as long as the straits are closed
>>61955550I figured it was that or NVDA. Thats a weird move to buy overnight like that. Looking at the future sell vol right now, he may get heemed.>>61955555how the fuck was this post not in this thread?
>>61955573Nice quints
>>61955559nigga it's the most volatile asset in the world, if you're afraid of risk then don't touch that shit.
OPERATION EPIC FAILURE PATRIOTS IN CONTROL
>>61955573Someone with that much money knows stuff lol. For all we know IRGC might be making money by hitting oil depots and longing oil markets lol.
>>61955570You can't do this to all the dekimasens here
>>61955427>esoteric mathits not esoteric math its data analysis, there's really nothing terribly advanced about it. What they do have is access to data you don't have. >predict futureit predicts degenerate retail gambler behavior in order to make money, ie it's designed to take money from (you).
eth is now higher than it was when cme opened.>>61955452gonna post a pic in /fit/ tonight after the gym.
>>61955589It's like halted or something that's all the algos trying to cover shorts
>>61955463a diesel nigger>>61955473a tricked out 92 k3500 4x4 shortbed with the 6.5L turbo diesel
>>61955589$24.6 million. Has to be JPM or BofA maybe?
S&p 2% down is an easy slurp
BOOMAnd just like that president trump with one tweet. Oil tankers should be now showing courage and moving in one big unit, he reversed oil prices. 120 was the top.Thank you Mr president you saved the market , and freed the Iranians people MAGA, that's my GOAT, my fucking based president
>>61955603?
>>61955603He opened Hormuz?
>>61955600thats a big truck.
Can you say $8/gallon for gas
>>61955614Broken gas stationThere's a Walmart here in Arizona that lists $8.88 because it's in construction
>>61955603We are so fucking back MAGApedes
>>61955618
>>61955601Probably some small time investment firm risking it all.
>>61955614in californiawhere they literally have to by state law make the gas (((("""""clean burning""""")))) through some expensive as shit extra refinementwhich only 2 companies in california doand they just shut down a fucking plant that did itKILL YOURSELF ZHANG POO BROWN
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPENTOMORROW WILL GO BACK TO GREEN, AND TRUMP WITH HIS SON WILL SHORT THE WHOLE THINGSCREENCAP THIS
>>61955559I wouldn't but then I'm a huge pussy that looks at shit thinking "that's a bout to pop off I should put even 100 bucks in" and then don't. But I also think with the way these candles are moving you could have 130 at 4 AM and then have it crash down to 105 before rebounding to 115 by tuesday. This is the stage where the pumps are big and the dumps are big.
>>61955630Mumus getting TOO cocky here
Okay how much is gas in your area >3.39 per gallon
>>61955630Lolno the universe decided the slurping will be glorious so it wont
>>61955633I think I saw 2.83 friday. I havent really left the house since then.
>>61955630
>>61955633$3.20 roughly.
>>619556333.15 pre futas open
OXY/NRGU BROS WE DID IT
111.50!oil is on sale boys!
anyone know a good german cfd broker where I could have played that oil stuff from my phone?
>>61955646IT'S FUCKING OVER OIL BROS WE LOST
>>61955645Hell Yeah nigga
>>61955613for girls
>>61955633$1.58/L CanadianI did the math that's about $4.41 US per gallon
>>61955646I need that webm of the stock rollercoaster but sped up for futures rn
>>61955632They need to remember bvllchads are in control.
>>61955633i don't have a car
>>619556333 dollars was 2 dollars last week
>>61955656got u senpaiIt pretty plays in real time right now, just let it loop for a bit and its feels the same.
The good news is that the only thing prices are going up on is energy sources for biological organisms and machines.Unless you need to power humans or machines, you're totally fine.
>>61955660dont worry cutiepie you can ride with me
>>619556332.89 last week3.59 today
>>61955662I always forget about the crab at the end and it kills me every time.
>Don't worry there are adults in the roo- ACK
I had an inverse butterfly with an otm call on USO that I didn't hit send on right around friday close.I don't know why I stopped.
>>61955633$5.20 US
the way my luck has gone, tomorrow oil will crater because the tankers all decided to charge into the Hormuz
>>619556333.19 when i filled it yesterday
Chatgpt explain like im five why oil $120 is bad
>>61955675I dont think people have that many balls each tanker is worth multiple balls
>>61955677trump did it therefore its bad
>>61955675>charge in for the meme to crater the price before they are blown up and it skyrockets
FUCKING $120ARE YOU KIDDING MEIRAN DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO DO ANYTHING THEY JUST NEED TO KEEP THE STRAIGHT CLOSED AND WE'RE FUCKED
>>61955677Oil derivatives can synthesize literally near everything and many industrial processes depend on it even more than you would probably expect to know of and then more
>>61955471Mr2 mentioned
do not panic nothing ever happens. Zoom out remember your training
>>61955679You would think the pressure between the people who own the ships and the insurance companies would cause some kind of humorous and insane action.
>>61955677
>>61955689>zoom outMicron is 22% from ATH
>>61955683It's 112? Why lie u nigger
>>61955694Way too complex.
>>61955683>IRAN DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO DO ANYTHING THEY JUST NEED TO KEEP THE STRAIGHT CLOSED AND WE'RE FUCKEDNo shit that's what we've been trying to tell you all
>>61955694kek
>>61955694chatgpt solve transportation and energy so I don’t have to pay more
>>61955694lolIm surprised it didnt just increase the amount of emojis
>>61955683strait* babe. strait. i was gonna ask the thread but now that you're here, what do you make of this? crypto safe haven trade or do you think something might be happening?
>>61955704>Forgot to add "and make no mistakes"You've doomed us anon
I have a chest cold and my diaphragm itchesI need to make a soup tommorow, suggest something
>>61955225>literally "die for Israel goyim"
does this retard really think this is all it takes to get ships sailing through a war zone again?
>>61955709shut up
>>61955717Same as it ever was. I used to hate it, but it seems to be the only constant in this world.
>>61955718Turn on the engines full speed ahead goys chop chop
>>61955726At least they've been so brazen bloodthirsty and maskoff that they global goyim finally know the truth. Israel's days are numbered.
>algos dump oil price on trump tweet>people read tweet>"just go through the strait">oil pumps againClassic
>>61955718there is literally no one at the wheel
>>61955630this.the snapback to the upside will be mindbogglingly retarded to anybody with a shroud of sanity left.i can already see the sea of smug mumu postings.there is infinite money on the sidelines ready to pounce on a -4.5% ES/SPX drawdown within three days in current year WITHOUT nukes flying globally to even being considered a cause for concern.
>>61955731We tried to warn them.
>>61955718is there enough time to get on a lifeboat if an iranian rocket hits your oil tanker
>Yes Mr President, Blood for the Blood God!
>>61955718>mfw when I get conscripted, not to fight a land war, but to help man the fucking oil tankersWhat a twist. At least it will make my gains come back
My real question is why AIPAC would throw away half a trillion in lobbyist money and decades of work to launch a war now VS when the American economy could handle it?Gallup showed that recently American's had flipped to majority in favor of Palestine, so this will likely take them 25 years or more to rebuild from.I don't really see the play here or how this benefits the Jewish people. Dems booed Israel at the DNC conference, NYC is run by a basically open anti-semite... just like... why?
>>61955694I still don’t understand.
>>61955718We have no answer which is the problem. We dropped thousands of bombs on them but they have a vietnam level of dispersed missile and drone hideouts to launch from. It really looks like everything in Venezuela made them too confident If i was China and Russia i would be doing everything i could to convince Iran to stick it out because global sentiment for America is dropping off a cliff. Even the japs are raging right now. And the global narrative really looks like>"wow america just fucked us all for israel"
>>61955748This is their last change to take out Iran before American public opinion turns hard against them
>>61955750Let me put this into a song:>Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed>A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,>And then one day he was shootin at some food,>And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.>Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.>Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,>The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there">Said "Californy is the place you ought to be">So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly>Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.>The Beverly Hillbillies
>>61955748The boomers are dying
>>61955718I would be retarded to ask if this is real because of course it is. Beyond anything that could be beyond parody. Surreal. Remember guysThere is nothing to fear
>>61955751>If i was China and Russia i would be doing everything i could to convince Iran to stick it out because global sentiment for America is dropping off a cliff. Even the japs are raging right now. And the global narrative really looks likeChina and Russia are providing satellite data and intelThe Chinese are also producing spare parts for their weapon systems and they have a direct rail link with Tehran through the new Belt and Road infrastructurehttps://litter.catbox.moe/49kyttw42ycpz58i.mp4
>>61955754based
>>61955225Trump should try triple dog daring the ships next
SANDNIGGERS AND JEWS
>>61955718he is too scared of the political backlash of a ground invasion but his ego is too big to back down, and now we are stuck in this retarded limbo
>>61955225Only cringe leftists wouldn't die for Israel.
>>61955758And we have no answer to the suicide drones they can shovel to them. They cost like $30k and the missile we fire to take them down cost $30,000,000
>>61955748Because they're neurotic and insane. jews don't get ahead by being masterminds, clever yes, but most of their scheming is post hoc rationalizing or fantasy when looking to the future. jews get ahead by using chutzpah. The audacity of being scheming parasite bastards that abuse the good will of people. Eventually their game breaks down with everyone hating them but this go 'round the jews instead jewed the whole world all at once. In an age of information that ensures their deeds are immortalized and understood by all. Not even Madagascar will have them after this.This is how the world sees Christ. Repent, anon, or your portfolio will experience no gains ever again.
>>61955752Yeah, so they need to rebrand, the Jews have done so more times than can be numbered with Arabic numerals.But there isn't anywhere else to go... the next empire will be Chinese and they view the Jews as reptilians from outer space. It seems overly pessimistic toward Americas relationship with Israel and overly optimistic towards Israel's own capabilities to throw away the American relationship like this.And they've invested so much into it.
A funny thing not much reported on about the Insurance crisis. The US made the insurance crisis worse by sinking that Iranian frigate off the coast of Sri Lanka, which caused premiums to spike for that shipping lane and requiring mass cancellations so they could inject cash into the risk pool
i'm a degenerate gambler, i have 150$ what do i do (level 3 trading options on robinhood but i am a grug tier simpleton) earnest advice. i already lost 200$ from kalshi betting on that cocksmoker pete hegseths speech
>>61955738Isn't /pol/ just a Trump cult at this point? They'll see the higher fuel prices and celebrate because at least Israel is safe. That will make the libtards mad.
what happened to the abolish the TSA movement, seriously
>>61955645I slurped more NRGU @ close on Friday. Feels amazing
>>61955780>$150stick to sports betting, champ.
>>61955748You haven't even seen the new 9/11-style false flag attack the Jews have planned yet and you're already dooming. Trust the plan. Am Yisrael Chai.
>>619557863 hours is an india tier airport waiting time
>>61955781> isn’t /pol/ just a Trump cult at this point?Absolutely fucking not topkek, it’s just a hardcore group of cultists in /ptg/ and the NAFO shills Langley and Tel Aviv spams there from time to time
>>61955780Invest in a fucking job
>>61955781There are some there which makes trolling effortless - like shooting fish in a barrelBut their presence is not organic
>>61955769Remember guys. Have nothing to fear. And give everything you have, including your life, to the jews. You know they deserve it for looking after us. They are our only ally.
>>61955780Oil futures at biggest leverage they'll let you have when european markets open
>>61955794i know it's less than lunch money, already pulled an esau years back. help a shwiggy out. i dont want to keep slotmaxxing
>>61955808European markets won't have much impact because all their traders killed themselves within the past few hours.
>>61955748I think >>61955752 are >>61955755 spot on.The world has never been as capable as it is today at waging a "machine vs. man" conflict, meaning every side in their own fanatical lunacy expects to be able to inflict mass human casualties on their enemies with "negligible" risk to their own manpower as drone go brrrrrrrr-boom-boom instead of machine gun rattatat.The current point in time, considering the technology, presents the fucking least amount of inhibition in the various lunatic warhawks that they ever possessed.War inhibition has is on it's fucking way to ZERO. Crashing hard, with no survivors (on the enemy side, they believe).Pair that with the christian and jewish ultra-fanatics (boomers) reaching their end of life naturally right now whilst having rode the war inhibition index to zero are now presented with an golden opportunity on earth bring about whateverthefuck end time LARP they believe in.It's probably really a fucking now or never for them.And since only boomers are in charge everywhere... (or non-boomer fanatics, which is basically the same, but younger)...I guess this could be "it.">le big one...however... until nukes actually start flying, a -4.5% ES/SPX draw down in three days will not stay LMAO
how do i prepare for the great suffering of tomorrow?
>>61955821Crank one out to jewish milkers
>>61955821Read mein kampf
uhmister jerome
>>61955832You want rate hikes?
>>61955821Just like dont worry about it man
it's over isn't it
>>61955748because support for kikes is generational. 99% of boomers support israel and kikes unconditionally. only like 5% of zoomers and millennials do. in 5-10 years there will be absolutely zero support for israel in america. kikes know time is up this is their last chance to use the american military as a disposable cum rag
>>61955270why am i logged into your account anon?
>>61955821Just don't check your account for like 2 months bro it'll be okay
>>61955854>>61955854>>61955854
>>61955780buy puts or calls on oil depending how you think shit will go down. or for guaranteed gains just buy puts on tech stocks. i have $100 puts on NVDA waiting to print
>>61955816(addendum)Additionally it shall be noted that "the boomer" and everything "boomer adjacent" has an actual end of shelf life day marked on the calendar:>November 7, 2028This is the final day of "boomer concerns" as on the day after there remains ZERO requirement, necessity and inhibition to drop the boomers like a hot potato and move on to whatever else.Starting November 8, 2028 the boomer will represent so power and no danger any longer simply because of age.We will see one of the most incredible 180's happening then as nothing can be extracted any longer from the boomer.
OIL bros....they really thought $60 was the new norm
>>61955781pol is compromised of 5-6 factions fighting for catty dominance>groyper faggots who perform inorganic spam campaigns>chinese who perform inorganic spam campaigns, (LED edition)>englin spam campaigns>brown shitskin spam campaigns (indian edition, random flip hate edition, third worldist edition)>FBI spam campaignsnormal threads created by organic users are quickly shut down and ignored by the fags spamming the board. only 1/1000 threads on pol are actually created by organic users, the rest are created by intelligence agencies or destabalizing agents of foreign governments or domestic operations by the US federal government and israel. I used to use pol to keep up with the news. if i took any of it seriously these days, I'd be half convinced the american empire was going to fall in 2 weeks and the chinese were 2 seconds away from ascending to total global control then i get sad when i realize how delusional browns are and realize that they actually believe these things. It convinces me that browns and third world nations are fundementally devoid of human life and simply foreign species that the earth must be rid of.
>>61955821Time in the market beats timing the market, just wait 35 years like Japan for your stocks to go back to pre crash levels
>>61955718its just like madmax on the sea, big oil conveys running a gauntlet with towelhead bandits trying to kill you
>>61955301>sortie ratethose are missile launches you retard, Iran's sortie rate is zero.
>>61955912sortie just means military action
>>61955457its 2026 anon, we deploy mines via rockets, drones and artillery shells nowThis is especially useful for deploying mines behind enemy formations and in areas they (foolishly) believe to be cleared of mines
>>61955715Garlic. Lots of garlic.
>>61955570last time their oil supply was cut off they started the second world warwe should all be nervous
>>61955633AU2.25/L when I passed earlier today
>>61955748America didn't have a president who could be goaded into war by exploiting his neurodiversity until now
>>61955880How long till South Korea recovery ?
>>61955918drones and missiles are munitions, munitions get launched not sortiedyou don't call it a sortie every time you fire an artillery shell
>>61955408May as well just cut your cock off at that point. Either way you're basically trans.
