stop loss edition>Latest developments on Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61955206
CAN WE PAISE ALL TRADING FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS PLEASD
first for babe
BOTZ or ROBT?
1st for TKD
War is extremely popular among redneck christian retards. Whenever your portfolio goes down 1% be sure to thank these rural hicks for it.
>>61955865NO RESTING IN THE CASINO.
Energychads.........................how we feelin?
Stop lossees would have been useful like a week ago. What I shoudl have done was learn how futures work and bet 50,000 bucks on oil to 200.
>>61955781 #pol is compromised of 5-6 factions fighting for catty dominance>groyper faggots who perform inorganic spam campaigns>chinese who perform inorganic spam campaigns, (LED edition)>englin spam campaigns>brown shitskin spam campaigns (indian edition, random flip hate edition, third worldist edition)>FBI spam campaignsnormal threads created by organic users are quickly shut down and ignored by the fags spamming the board. only 1/1000 threads on pol are actually created by organic users, the rest are created by intelligence agencies or destabalizing agents of foreign governments or domestic operations by the US federal government and israel.I used to use pol to keep up with the news. if i took any of it seriously these days, I'd be half convinced the american empire was going to fall in 2 weeks and the chinese were 2 seconds away from ascending to total global controlthen i get sad when i realize how delusional browns are and realize that they actually believe these things.It convinces me that browns and third world nations are fundementally devoid of human life and simply foreign species that the earth must be rid of.
requesting optionswheelfag from 6 months ago ping me, I am ready to take on your request. you wanted a UI for wheelable options or something and had the most handsome prose
Behold, his final form
Iran isn't real nigga just close your eyes and cross the strait
>>61955876You have nothing on the market and no money in general because you're a broke fag from bunkertroon.
>>61955882awooooga
>>61955882Revolting
> be me, 30 year old unc> half a NEET> $1.2k/month income from a work from home gig> $45k in savings> no investments or crypto whatsoeverDon’t mind me, I’m just lurking for the pure entertainment of the coming catastrophe, and also to see how anons with actual investing chops are dealing with thingsMaybe I’ll go overseas to Southeast Asia or something if shit gets too stupid here, I’ve been considering doing that for a while nowGood luck out there fellas, I’ll stay comfy walking to Aldi for my groceries and lurking :)
My entire portfolio consists of a basket of deep otm leap calls on assorted ai supply chain companies. I am down 35% since the start of the month. I dream of death and am abusing benzos just to get through the days now.
>>61955888/pol/ is just trannies and bots at this point.
lalala happy thoughts lalala
>>61955890>2d vol surface
>>61955893Iran needs to set up a troll toll system
GUYS
>>61955901>> half a NEETNEETdom goes by one drop rule
Is there anything Trump can do to lower prices at this point?>can't win war quickly>pulling out won't open the strait>even if the strait opened, all the oil is on fire and unusable
>>61955876the american south and the midwest should be hanged to death and every preacher and minister not of orthodox creed should be murdered and disemboweled for their roles in warping midwest and southern politics from rural farm labour to literal southern elites (again)huey long was the last saviour the south had and they killed him for it.
buddy check out kopi computer
>>61955906That was the spread calculator, not the vol surface.. I had changed the view after confirming the MCP could open the page.
>>61955901you can literally buy greek citizenship for 150k and they have no extredition for citizensthey dislike doing it
>>61955895I'm sitting in cash because I'm not a redneck freak like you.You will suffer because you're subhuman but city people still let you live.
>HIMS settles its lawsuit and still gets to sell ozempic to its customers>It POOOMPS>only to my cost basis though :^}Garbage stock get the fuck up to $30/share again
>>61955925fuck off they are full
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI SHORTED MONTHS AGO, I WONAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shutting down. Attempting shut down. It's not...it's-it's not...it's not shutting down...it's not...
>>61955917Trump could depopulate the entire world with nuclear weapons, that would lower demand and thereby lower prices for a while.
>>61955930consider this>greece opens military service for citizenship (whites only)>immediatly invades turkeyid sign just to shoot turkish children between the eyes
>>61955917He can sue for peace
>>61955876I can tell you that it will not be soon.I sell trucks for a living.They've been rolling 10-15k of negative equity because they can't cope with downsizing or going down a trim levelThey're going out to 84 months and borrowing money from their parents to put down.When it costs them $300 at the pump to fill up their truck on top of the payment they couldn't afford, they will turn on Trump. 3 months of 6$ gas prices will force at least half of the people I sold trucks to into repo. I know what they make and their expenses.He must know this. Which is why he will soon abandon the war.
>>61955876Jewish projection that they always do to southerners
WOAH WOAH WOAH BUDDYI DONT MIND SLAUGHTERING KIDS BUT LEAVE THE OIL OKAY
>>61955882what's his name?
>>61955384It's over.
>>61955938the idiots who buy from you deserve to be financially raped to deaththese kids of trucks are for work and haulingi can only imagine how much laughter you howl with as retards with small cocks walk out with 29% apr loanstell me, what does that feel like? to cuck someone so effectively, financially?
>>619559386 months seems like a fair timeline. A lot of people predict a reversal in september.
Is tomorrow the day we get some actual fucking dump? not the limp-dicked gap-down then recover by noon blueballing shit we've been getting since fucking november
>>61955949Circuit breakers brotherI can't fucking wait.
>>61955915trump plz.
>NYT and other sources say White House Officials expect Trump to announce 'victory' over Iran and try to bring an end to the conflict due to the disaster unfolding in the markets.We are so back.
>>61955955even if he does this iran isnt going to stop bombing israelthey dont intend to stop
bought brapgas and wheat am i gmi?
>>61955955i hope he doesn't declare victory until open i have calls to dump
i fucking tried USO calls for 5 weeks in a row and the IV kept raping me the one friday where i dont buy new ones and this shit happens fuck it all
>>61955955Strait's closed? Nah, I won
>>61955953Mainstream source
>>61955955Its not over until the strait is open, that's the real crisis
>>61955961you only gmi if you take delivery of physical (female(male)) brapgas
>>61955955Like Bush did and then stayed there for another 20 years, Iran isn't going to stop attacking
I am not his silliest clown. Why does god keep giving me his toughest battles?
>>61955974That's a gayer post than >>61955971
>>61955917>futures
is BBY still a smart option for a novice to buy
>>61955940>even lindsay graham thinks israel is going too farlmfao its so over
>>61955982KEK
>>61955854hi m8s, im the Indonesian guy that buyed Ubisoft's stock at local low. Remember me Anyway, i wanna give you guys some info for IDX (Indonesian's stock exchange). Something fishy is going on, because Indonesia somehow joined USA's board of peace even though we're very anti jew and anti Israel (no offense). The premise is for "peace towards Palestine"... but something fishy>Board of peace idea was made by Trump's idea in September 2025>Indonesian President join their meetings in DECEMBER 2025 (note this)>Suddenly join in January 22th, 2026>First official meeting Indonesia joined as a member, held at February 19th, 2026>NINE DAYS LATER America and Israel strike down IranThen I remember that Prabowo, my current president:>is a high ranking military officer before he took Presidency office>IMPORTANT: hold and own many mining companiesThat last point, got me thinking "where did those missiles raw material for USA and Israel's campaign comes from". So i checked the share price of Indonesian mining companies that worked in:- Tins- Copper- NickleSurprise to say, every single company, that mined those three, and have ties to government and Prabowo, sky rocketed in December 2025 and late February 2026... Check it yoursef. Im not jokingIndonesia joined USA's and Israel's military effort to sell raw materials for weapon production
You're not invested in this fake and gay market are you, anonsWhy would you do something so stupid, don't you know who the president of the united states is, don't you know he bankrupted multiple casinos
>futures
>>61955982This would be so much better with sound
>>61955990>why the fuck you explained to us all of this /pol/ shit?My point is, buy stocks that mine those 3 metals i mention above. They will skyrocket even more if the war escalates
>>61955999Just ignore the increased cost to mine due to the rise in energy prices LOL
>>61955994thank you AI
>>61955992I bought minors
>>61955992>VGK down 3.5% at the moment>EWY down 5%>VOO down 2%At least you're willing to admit that Trump is now president of the entire world libtard. What's your next part of your master plan?
>>61955886LMAO
>>61956008That's from film Ferrari (2023) directed by Michael Mann, the same guy behind Heat (1995) and Collateral (2004)
>>61956016LOOKS LIKE AI TO ME
>>61956022kek
Korea bros... what happened to the irrational exuberance?
>>61955854give me straight lad, how fuck we are?
>>61955876
>>61955999give tickers rice nigger
>>61956007You forgot Indonesia is a third world country m8. Miners here are backward villagers who barely graduate elementary schools, work in insanely unsafe environment, and drugged to the brim with caffeine and cigarettes. They are cheaper than a snack from your local millennial burger joint. The "cost of mine has risen" only happens in first world country who "cares" about safety
>>61956027Not enough webtoon and kpop posting
>futures>>61956023gotta bring out all the classics its a code red
>>61956022>Nikkei Computer -7%
>>61956028hard to say but expect much higher prices for everything in the near future
>kopsi 8% down and goingpoor gocks
>>61955876these people dont even know a war is going on. they are actually happy with their lives. cope more.
>>61956046me on the negative y axis
>>61956043> You forgot Indonesia is a third world country m8. Miners here are backward villagers who barely graduate elementary schools, work in insanely unsafe environment, and drugged to the brim with caffeine and cigarettes.I got in contact with a West Papuan girl one time on Interpals, who works in a job that serves the people working in the mines over there. She told me how absolutely fucked it is over there. Glowies and multinational corporations straight up massacre natives to keep the resources flowing and no one gives the slightest shit about it
>>61956039My recommendation:>INCOVale Indonesia, a major nickle producer. Have direct government ties>ANTMAneka Tambang, the biggest state-owned mining giant. Also Nickle>MDKAMerdeka Copper Gold, the second biggest gold and copper miner of Indonesia>TINSTimah (Yes, the name of the company is literally "Tins.co" but in Indonesian). Biggest Tin producer, and owned by both INCO and ANTM>HRUMHarum Energy, a private company that produce Nickle investments and batteryHave fun investing in my dirt cheap third world arms dealer country
do i just all in spy puts at open?
>>61956069Buy puts two hours after open
Im sorry JapanMaybe you can nuke the jews to stop this
Gentlemen, when do we start shorting oil?
I'm worried Israel is gonna stage another false flag to justify Trump putting boots on the ground in Iran for a prolonged conflict.
we habbeen ein seerius probleeem.
imagine falling for the international meme
>>61956076At $182
>>61956016That was a 2023 film? looks like CG from 2003.
>>61955955Yeah he's a bit too late for that.
>>61956081this, its the inflation adjusted high from 79
>>61956059>PapuaIs literally the most backward place in this backward nation. Java to Papua is like Europe to Africa.>straight up massacre nativesthe native loves it because the ones that got massacred was a "rival tribe". This way the surviving native got all the job. And they didn't "massacre" them, they supply other tribes that hate them with weapons.>no one gave a slightest shit about itThey love it. No, really, these backward people love the conflict. Thats why when you meet Papuan who manage to escape their home town, they will not say good things about it
im not doing it right now (will do it at 160-200 oil price)but give me 1-2 reasons why i wouldn't full port calls on this?
Lads be honest is it over for me
>>61956106F
>>61956075>Japan>Hike ratesOh God oh shit oh fuck They barely got over not having a negative exchange rate, heaven forbid they go over *checks notes* 1%Lmao. Japan has such a clownconomy.
>>61956011Wrong!
>>61956058me after 0th index
>>61956094smgbros? any better ideas?
>>61956027My bags ache bro . Memory looks like it is going to Bonnie blue my account .
>>61955904>>61955888/k/ sometimes pulls out relevant military stats and can at least verify certain news about strikes or fronts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw&list=RD9sJUDx7iEJw&start_radio=1
>>61956118you've hit upon perfectionchange nothingapologize to no one
>futures > presents
>>61956088> the native loves it because the ones that got massacred was a "rival tribe". This way the surviving native got all the job. And they didn't "massacre" them, they supply other tribes that hate them with weapons.I’ve heard about those witch wars they do, super fucked. Ironically, PNG is one of the most linguistically diverse places on Earth, linguists get data from there when they can> t. studying linguistics
>>61956134He wont make it in early enough, it would be twice that price before pre-market. If he had calls on Friday, then it would be a different story.
is this gonna be worse than covid?
guys i dont know shit about any of this cause im a retard with a high school education from the southern united states.are we supposed to be putting our life savings into BNO tomorrow morning
>>61955955It's the Iranians who get to decide if this is over now.
>>61956141Am I reading this right? Are you saying we are hitting $200 oil tonight pre-open?
>>61956148Iran wants the Strait open as much as anyone else, otherwise they will go through an economic depression. Everyone wins if this is over quicker rather than later.
>>61956141It’s the short fund. Oil is gonna keep ripping for the foreseeable future . He will be too early and lose a boat load .> Nasdaq down 1.6 %> butcoin up 1% Picrel
>>61955955even if trump chick out and leave ( witch he wont ) iran is the only important actor that can decide to pen the strait or not, wich guess what, they wont because they are on a dead war with israel atm.
>>61956067Thanks bro. A reason to go back investing at ihsg at least. Never knew an Indonesian would be at /biz/
>>61956138>witch wars they do, super fuckedYes. The only reason why some of them can gather and made some functioning cities with morality, is Christianity.The place that Christianity didn't touch yet still have some vodoo stuff. Its insane lmao. But again, this is /biz/, and we're talkin about investment here, so i already list some tickers for you Outdonesians if you wanna be rich from the war effort in >>61956067
Scoopsies tongues my anus.
>still no explanation why USO has been pegged at 133.78 for three hours with no ask
>>61956152An opportunity to hurt the US and allies like this won't appear again. Their leadership doesn't answer to voters either.
>>61956076Not until the straits reopen
>>61956163Im here since 2018 m8. I was the guy that posted BTC meme line threads every major moving in BTC. I usually lurk every 4 months in this general, after i cash out my profit from BTC to reinvest it.If you wanna know, i'm mostly in /vg/'s /agdg/ now, since i have enough money from the meme coin's HIFI's last pump (im not shilling HIFI. Its a shitcoin, dont buy it) to chase my own dream as a gamedev. But yea i come back to /biz/ from time to time
>>61956126lmao
>futures>>61956166has scoops been seen in months? years?
>>61956142Depends how long the straits are closed
Tqqq for 44 American dollars haven’t seen that since September.
Why is everyone green texting futures? First time here btw
>>61956167I'm curious as well
>>61956173Very based. Hope to see your game bro>>61956182Because they can see the futures and the webm is how the futures are doing
>>61956167they shut it down
>>61956056Is that real
>>61956185>Hope to see your game broThanks m8. God bless and God speed
Trump must be feeling what the guys in the Chernobyl plant were feeling when they saw the power climbing, fucking lmao.
>>61956191should i import a indonesian wife?
don’t worry I will save the market. If you don’t cross the strait of Hormuz, you’re not straight,you’re gay! You wanna be a gay Muslim? No then cross the strait!!
>>61956194>$118, not great, not terrible
>>61956154im buying 28 leaps not short term calls also as i said im waiting for it to rip further im not buying rn
>>61956200>last one to cross the straight if a freakin homo!we need Hegseth's eyes on this
>>61956206What do you think you are gonna make friendo? Ho much would it have to fall for you to make a decent return ?
you know, maybe taking over venezuela wasn't a bad idea after all
>>61956182Because... >futures
>>61956183>>61956187Orders are still filling at the bid but it's literally sell-only at that price, I didn't know they could put a ceiling like that
This is the end of MIGA and the right generally. I don't see a way anyone can come back from a fuckup like this.
>>61956182>futures
Oil has topped. Watch it fill the gap before market close.
>>61956199Most are muslims retard (no offense, but we indonesians agreed that we're retards). If you wanna wife that have at least some western values (the good ones, freedom and christianity, not liberal fag ones), i suggest seeking women from our churches near Jakarta and Bandung
It's been 2 weeks since I warned you retards about investing in a third world country (South Korea) and it's now down 30%, I'll accept your apology at any time.>>61956213Turns out all the crying about Venezuela being unprofitable under $70 a barrel was foreshadowing something. I hate ham fisted storytelling so much when I can't get in on it.
It's going down again. That's good right? From 118 to 113 currently
Cramer just said it's over...sell everything.You know what that means
>mfw holding leaps (2027/2028) and short-term (april) puts
>>61955876But I'm a west coast livin', starbucks sippin hipster that loves (this) war.
>>61956217same thing with UCO at 40.91
>>61956233God I love Rei
why is it called a straight when it's all curvy and bent
>>61956228just pary it goes down 100$, if not we are fucked
Circuit breakers tomorrow at open. MIGA
>>61956239peyronies disease
so how about MUwhen are we slurping that?
>>61956235Bit alarming howeverbeit
>>61956248Full port MUU before earnings
wait why did america start a war with the country we get all our oil from?
>>61956248When the dust has cleared and the cookie has crumbled
/biz/ idea: Run a pipeline from Persian Gulf to the Red Sea
>>61956170They will reopened it on a weekend so (you) can't participate and those holding longs will be rugged.
>>61956257that would work except iran would bomb it
>>61956238>ReiI will remember this. Thanks. I just liked the webm.
You smiggas know that this is the bottom right?
>>61956182>>61956232This is how we know futes are going rough
>>61956264Then we nuke Iran>>61956266Its Rei from IVE btw.
>>61956264so bury it
>>61956255Asia gets its oil from them but oil is fungible so it raises all prices generally
>>61956257Are you stupid? Half of the country would float away
NOW more than EVERWENEEDTHEWEEKLYUPDATE
>>61956257They already have one, it has a capacity of about 4million barrels per day which is about 20% of the disrupted supply
>>61956272>Rei from IVEOh, okay. I'm vaguely aware of IVE. Not as tuned into kpop as I used to be.
>>61956248Lmao all dat AI data center shit over wit.
>>61956280So build 4 more next to it
>>61956267For equities? lmao hope you are not heavily invested in Shit&Piss or nasdaq. We have yet to have a juice -4% day. But it's coming. It's coming. Then the bulltrap 2% pump. Then we down again. It's over. Something happened.
>>61956257you might be onto somethng there
>>61956290>Something happened.Nothing EVER happens
>BSTAIMeme stock? first time hearing about it. It's not tradeable on IBKR yet for some reason.
>the jews are trying to manipulate the oil prices to hold them steady accross all platforms>check USO>check oil futureshahahaHAHAHAHAHAGood luck faggots
We are saved!!
kek futuresgreen by openthe jews are in control
MY OIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO NO
>>61956200>>61956300We did me, my digits and Cramer saved the market!
>>61956257Why not just truck the oil down to Oman and load it there instead?
>>61956300Wars over in 2 weeks always bet against Cramer
Not at all manipulated nothing to see here
>>61956316Oh man that gap fill is gonna be beautiful
>>61956316>jews are attempting to print oilGod damn haha
WTFWT
>>61956232>Playing any game on Switch 2Do retards really?
>>61956327It's not just the switch?
>>61956327Switch 1 in fact, and yes
I really hope that 2026 will be the start of the Second Great Depression because LMAOWHEEZEKEK
thread themehttps://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0
>>61956337Honestly the parody is more fitting
release the magic oil pumps
>>61956337>>61956341no it's this one, but i posted it the other day. everyone misspelling strait is in a trumpet playing band btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EExahMsBoWM
>>61955882Exquisite taste
>>61955865They should have a week ago lmao
>>61956313The biggest oil tank trailers can hold around 214 barrels of crude. To match the current capacity of the strait, that's 93,457 trailers of oil that need to be unloaded in Oman daily
DJT telegraphs bombing of Iran for months. Retards on /biz/ fall for the AI stocks are the future smokescreen all over MSM.>OIL Barons back up the truck for Oil stocks waiting for the Iranian sperg outlol, lmao
Since the Epstein crew are trying to suppress oil by using the US treasury to short oil futures, it sure would be funny if Iran short squeezed them by attacking the Saudi oil pipeline lmao.
>>61956126brutal haha
are we supposed to invest all our money into bno tomorrow morning? im but a humble retard just trying to make iti denounce the talmud
Rollercoaster down to 108 lol
>>61956327No I'm waiting for more games to cook before I buy one. I play switch exclusively on my dual screen phone
>>61956337Based. Pic unrelated.
>>61956199>should i import a indonesian wife?absolutely notif you want a based third world wife with traditional values or whatever, you need to keep her thereif you bring her here, she will become americanized or modernized or liberalized whatever you want to call itfeminism basically. divorce that kinda shityou need to keep her their, and her family will keep her in check. you bring her here, and she gets americanized
Oil panic over guys ( for now) move along
>>61955876reddit
>>61956370Every major country is sperging out. Israel must be laughing their asses off rn.
>>61956379Talmudchads VVON
the crazy thing is i expecteed this fucking war the week before. If only I put it all in USOFUCK
Alright fine I closed my UCO out right now
@grok is this true?
>>61955854>>What's with Cyrus?I'm putting in 7K in Lockheed, Ratheon and Kratos.No reason 9_9
>>61956370400mln barrels is about 4 months of supply, that's not gonna get crude below $100
I wonder if the Iranian government made a bunch of buys before closing down the straight
>>61956395Some anon pointed this out with meta's Q3 results last year, it's all smoke and mirrors
>>619563984 days of global consumption
>>61955917Boots on the ground to occupy the strait and Kharg island. By the end of the week the entire world will be begging him to do it
>>61956395What is that forum?
>>61955955Everybody keeps talking about trump and Iran, but nobody counts Israel in the equation as a spoiler effect, or the other gulf states.Yeah trump could say we won and go home.But is Israel going to stop bombing them?Are the Saudis not going to bomb them?This is going to be such a clusterfuck.
>>61956408The Unz Reviewhttps://www.unz.com/runz/trumps-iran-war-as-americas-suez-moment/Only schizo opinions allowed
>>61956405Damn godspeed anons we're fucked
>>61956173>/agdg/ now, since i have enough money from the meme coin's HIFI's last pumpBased, living the Just Like Make Game dream anon. Hope to join you one day
>>61956327I play animal crossing on mineI like smol cute thingskill yourself
>>61956400>rei fansthey always have it... they don't need to buy... the absolute state...
>>61956425I meant buy a bunch of futures contracts.
Guys, silver just flipped green, and gold is about to go green to. China selling UST and buying metals?
>>61956199Why would you want to import an indonesian to the US when you can go to indonesia and have multiple wives and side chicks for a cost of a rent in the US?
>>61956427I doubt that's Sharia compliant
>>61956239The erectile disfunction of homo.
>>61956441The only rule that Muslims give a fuck about is no pork.
>>61956415>But is Israel going to stop bombing them?>Are the Saudis not going to bomb them?good point. israel probably will just keep attacking themand I hope to god saudi does. I have no idea why they aren't. you think they would! but I guess they are faggot little bitches or somethingall that tough talk was hot air
We have bottomed and will rapidly rise as the situation deescalates.I've slurped everything all my cash is goneFather into your hands I commend my portfolio. Amen.
>>61956421Pretty sure he was shitting on choosing the Switch when in a multiplatform situation.
what are things that will be affected with the high oil prices? any shorts u guys opening?
SELLOILSELLOILSELLOIL
alsostatus on the fiery but mostly peaceful oil refineries in iran?has israel dropped more bombs of peace on them?
oh boy
>>61956452and gas
>>61956366Yes it will probably fill the gap all the way down to 108 ish and sit there forever with the massive overhead supply of contracts smothering every breakout.
>>61956454This is a good thing
>>61956370this might supress massive spikes but unless the conflict ends within a month it's inevitably going to keep rising>>61956454based, fuck the gulf sheikssemi related I remember just seeing an article a week or two back about rich chinese choosing the move to the gulf to avoid the political pitfalls of going to america or staying in china, bet they're regretting that now
>>61956451Isn't basiclly everything effected by oil prices? Hence all the panic
>>61956448My intuition tells me US equities are fucked
It is fucking hilarious that oil topped out at $120 just like silver did
Two more weeks! Trust the plan!
>>61956454Turns out having 70% reliance on one thing for critical supply is kind of a bad idea
>>61956473The war ends when trumps bvll NetAndYahoo says it’s over!
>>61956446Iran could also just keep bombing things even if everyone else, including Israel stopped.It’s almost like region was a tinderbox that couldn’t function without a security guarantor or something…
>>61956471>My intuition tells me US equities are fuckedinternational stocks are fucked morethis is what I voted forthank you mister presidentspitefully destroying the global economic system, which harms americans, but hurts everyone else worseGuess what we have now? Leverage! we have energy which everyone else needs and we are energy independent.seems like america is going to be king of the dumpster fire garbage pile. rather than citizen of the world, amongst equalsas it should be!
the absoluteSTATE
Holy fucking shit its a bubble
>>61956483>Iran could also just keep bombing things even if everyone else, including Israel stopped.also true!but remember that has surely been priced in, already. and the pricing in has been priced inso just VOO and chill boysno, well, unironically that might actually be good investing advice. you'll certainly lose less money in the long run compared to degenerate day trading.wow I'm getting philosophical about markets. not a good sign!
>>61956454It's only for fresh produce, longer lasting food they still have storage for 2 months. They will not be having veggies or fruits soon hormones blocked for another 2 and it starts to look bad
>>61956454The gulf countries have strategic supplies of grains but it's basic foodstuffs, not fresh produceRice and beans type shit
Using the treasury to short oil futures is a cope.Releasing oil from strategic reserves is a cope.Buy the oil dip.Short the equities rip.Iran's goal is regime change in the US and Israel, and they're going to keep the pool closed (due to AIDS) until both of those child-raping heebs are gone.
>>61956173Nice. I managed to cash out from Crypto too at the Covid year, but not enough for financial freedom. Right now i'm just buying Call option and stacking /pmg/You're GMI as a Game Dev bro. Enjoy it , you earned it.
>>61956487the capex stuff being funded by cash flow, but then the companies going into debt kinda freaked people outcuz now they don't really have the cash flow.
>everything is healingApologize to Trump and Bibi right fucking now.
>>61956503I dare you to turn off your VPN, Moshe.
>Everything is healing>Nothing different
>>61956503They truly are our (your) greatest allyI slurped the very bottomSure am glad I stayed up all night :3
/biz/ needs flags
Bahrain declares force majeure after oil refinery attackedAnother 267,000 barrels per day taken off the market for months
>>61956507Oil going down again :(
>>61956507>Trump has told his inner circle he is wrapping up the war>G7 are releasing 400M barrels of oil to stabilise prices>USA wins again lol>Short Oil>Long Everything American
>>61956511Rollercoaster back up soon the next alarmist news flash triggers
>>61956420God bless m8. Someday you will
>>61956511Oil will be in the 90s by open.
>all G7 countries to begin releasing oil reserves to stabilize prices>manages to drive oil prices back down to $105>on day 8 of the special military operationAnons...we are so fucked, kek
>>61956514We doing that crap this week too? Monday "it'll all be over soon, all is good" to Friday "why is it still happening"?
I will be loading up on as many long dated OTM oil calls as I can afford tomorrow. Thanks for the cheap entry lol.
Apparently 92% of sulphur comes from the gulf meaning a sulphuric acid shortage which means a shortage in refining copper, cobalt, and nickelThat means all electronics including batteries and EV's will get hit too
>>61956420Considering the average skill level of agdg I am skeptical
Yeah if oil is low 90s on market open I'll swing it for 5%
>>61956498I technically had enough for financial freedom, anon. But for reasons i cant share i wanna move out from Indonesia for a while. And to do that not only i need a massive amount of money, but also enough CV portfolio to secure jobs there + decent passive income in case i go jobless for a while.Right now im rotating my BTC profit to DCA in some IHSG and TYO stocks. That game i mention is also a way for me to grow CV and future passive income
>>61956511> Oil going down again :(What kike magic did those psychopaths pull to make that happen?
>>61956529Doubt in most cases its regenerative bro...
>>61956498cont from >>61956535But yea, thanks! I hope we're all GMI here
>>61956503With Jews you… WIN
>>61956533I don't think it breaks below 100 desuif they didn't break 100 on the initial euphoria of the news (they did come super close though) they won't laster people realize it's very much a temporary reprieve>>61956536saying the g7 countries would release up to 1/3 of their entire strategic reserves tends to do that
Kek
90 MINUTES UNTIL THE HIMS SHORT SQUEEZESHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
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>>61956553is it too late to buy?
>>61956548Well I'll sit out for a day and won't get greedy then
>>61956553> 90 MINUTES UNTIL THE HIMS SHORT SQUEEZEJUST BECAUSE I CANT KEEP IT UP IN FRONT OF A WOMAN BECAUSE OF PERFORMANCE ANXIETY DOESNT MEAN I NEED YOUR PRODUCT, I CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT
if the gulf states release oil in response to the g7 doing so oil is going to shitthe widowmaker will claim new victimsor is that gas?lol
>>61956454Total shitskin genocide is coming, based Iran, I pray for your soul Supreme Leader!
>>61956454>”The oil will be back to flowing in two more weeks guys.”>Two weeks(tm) pass.>All the oil workers are dead or evacuated from starvation.
>>61956562This shit is happening because they can't send everyone oil
I was going to reply asking if the idiot who reacted to the news about dubais food supply being 10 days (of fresh vegetables) was too retarded to read the entire article, but then i realized this is the same general that nearly got tricked into buying clf by some retard who was also too retarded to sell when it topped because he wanted to prove to his father he was worth something by making a million sans taxes on his stockhe showed up in a random thread on when to cash out and admited his hubris using a picture of peter griffin in the evangelion chair looking down
>>61956570yes, and when monied interests lose enough they will motivate an armed non-governmental response to the psycho holding up the oil trade. economic as well. thus, nothing will ever happen
Oil prices stabilizing. Panicans no longer in control! Svrge.
oil is following the bubble meme chart nicely. This is the dead car bounce phase
>>61956553Sorry, the squeeze has been canceled (due to AIDs)
>G7 announcement to save oil prices>already back to $107Anons, help me outHow fucked are we?
>>61956591Bear trap300-400m barrels represents about 20-33 days of the supply gap tied up in the gulf if you assume the bypass pipeline capacity was used. I.e., 20 days is the least optimistic, 33 is the most optimistic estimate for the supply gap.Since we are already 10 days deep, that means it buys the US an additional 10-23 days of operating time. An average case scenario would be 16.5 days from now.Until the straits reopen the bear case doesn't make sense.
you really thought nobody, no government or body would do anything and just sit by and let your oil bags pump to $250? how fucking stupid are you?
>>61956599Its not confirmed yet which could see a rise in uncertainty but when/if it is confirmed then oil plummets and we rally.
how does this make any sense?why not pass with one of the navy ships to show the world it is safe?
>>61956604>lemonGOD
>>61956604Yeah I'm pretty fucking dumb mate.
>>61956094>>61956118timing would need to be perfect. its fine for a gamble of weekend spending cash but youd be retarded to put any real amount of money on that without kike insider information
billions must die
>>61956167first time playing at the synogogue?
>>61956591Dead cat bounce
>>61956606>die for ZOG goy!
Yeah this shit really is going 90s fun playing with you guys jews always win
>>61956094Uh, because it could go down?
>>61956630You're insane
>>61956604I was also warning anons of this, saying oil is going to be very booby-trapped.Trillion dollar question is, will it be enough?
Who up slurping they shit right now? I've slurped:>IREN>ATST>NBIS>HIMS>DAVE>RDDT>HOOD>MUWhat did you slurp smigga?
>>61956633Kek>>61955854Also what is this, the worlds last smg thread? Dafuk them bakers at
>>61956637aye cuh, i see u
mutt fatigue
why is hims frozen at $18.88
SCO at all time lows, thinking of picking some up.
>>61956684the hedgies stopped the squeeze, GMEsistersit's over
>>61956690I'm so sick of this fucking fake and gay ass world
OK I'm selling at noon if we are still below range. 95% chanceJust so you know that'll be the new bottom
>>61956606Iran could barely hit stationary buildings and they have no navy. The actual reason is apparently insurance issues as a major insurer canceled all their contracts, so nobody wants to move until insurance is re-established. Look up Llyods of London insurance. This oil price issue is going to collapse fast, Im hoping not tomorrow though since I want to short oil.
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RIP
>>61955876What 3rd world country is this
>>61956213In 5 years, maybe.
>>61956454I know it won't replace tankers, but a few cargo planes will do wonders, and they can afford it. They won't starve.
>>61956472I think they were suppressing the price to be with oil. But they were usually close. Barter oil with silver. If someone has less than 50 barrels trade with silver.
>>61956493Canned fruit and vegetables, vitamin C tablets, cooking oil and jerky is another thing to store long term.
