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thats the top then, guess we wont have a recession. just a lil dip.
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>>61956087
Fuck me I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT ASAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>he makes this post
>oil prices start dropping
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>>61956087
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>>61956495
he actually fucking jinxed the entire thing
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>>61956497
why god why can't cramer just say bitfuck is going to zero
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>>61956497
He has some sort of magical ability. Or curse. Like a reverse king midas
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>>61956497
I don't get it how does he do it
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oh my god. i just checked, he tweeted at 10:10

he genuinely called the actual top. can someone please make an edit.
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>>61956513
>>61956527
>>61956530
>>61956542
>>61956542
im not fucking kidding like actually right on the spot
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>>61956542
>he genuinely called the actual top
this would mean he thought the price would go down retard. he cursed the top
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>>61956560
cursed the top, sorry yeah.
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geeg
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>>61956546
Because the algorithms doing the majority of inside trading react to news headlines. Most of the market is not real value but bets on the future which change because of the latest news.
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thank you for saving my portfolio, Mr. Cramer
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>>61956497
400mb is just 20 days' worth of missing supply
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>>61956546
Unironically how rich would someone be if they started with only 500$ when jin cramer first started tweeting.

And their only investment strategy was automatically doing the opposite of whatever Jim said?
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>>61956989
Bout tree fiddy
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>>61956989
There is an anti-Cramer fund that does exactly this. It's done well, but the Pelosi fund that just does whatever Nancy Pelosi is doing has done better.
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>>61957613
He’s totally legit, not a CIA Mockingbird operative.
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>>61956497
>>61956087
>>61956527

>he actually fucking jinxed the entire thing
Cramer is a bankster front.
Assume the opposite for everything he says,
assume he is playing for banksters and algos who are playing Against you.
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>>61957613
Cramer worked with greek mafia, where they made majority of the money shorting the market.
>i.e. if he is telling you to buy something
>either he or some big entity is shorting something on the other end.
>>61956589
>Because the algorithms doing the majority of inside trading react to news headlines.
>Most of the market is not real value but bets on the future which change because of the latest news.
This.
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I told you to go to bonds.
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>>61957752
???
TLT looks like shit right now
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>>61956087
so is this what /biz/ would call a bottom signal?
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theres a video on youtube where cramer talks about manipulating markets
it didn't seem that nefarious desu
havent watched it tho



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