[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/biz/ - Business & Finance

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1761657098151762.jpg (742 KB, 1440x1800)
742 KB
742 KB JPG
How would you breakout of the NEET cycle if you had too
>>
>>61956364
Stop dealing in the real life.
>>
By cumming all over OP pic
>>
>>61956364
I'd EET
>>
>>61956364
Work at a warehouse or get your security license and work security
>>
Do an online degree and get a job. Use competency based education and pell grants
>>
>>61956364
I am desperately looking for the answer. I guess driving a van and doing deliveries would be cool.
>>
>>61956364
>work out
>apply for warehouse job
>see look i am big and strong hire me pls
>get hired and deal with ghetto retard coworkers
>deal with it for 1 year
>apply to something better
your 1 year at the warehouse shows an employer you have changed your life, show up to work on time, and aren't retarded enough to get fired in the first few weeks/months of a job. If you are still a neet at mommy's house and actually save your money you should have at least 10 grand at this point which is a good starting point and even people that make 6 figures don't just have a spare 10k laying around.
>get a certification for anything PHYSICAL.
this could be networking, becoming a barber, having a furniture moving company, landscaping business. whatever. as long as you are certified in something that isnt an excel fake email desk job.
>after getting experience in the field you are certified and your 5 figure portfolio, start a business if you truly want to scale.
if thats not your style then enjoy your new job you got from being certified but know that you will be there for a while so don't pick anything too back breaking. go to physical therapy. get a massage every once in a while.
>>
>>61956595
All of this is good advice but also consider getting a degree preferably something technical if you don’t want to go the trade route
>>
I got a job washing dishes and after 9 months I got a job cutting vegetables and shit
>>
>>61956436
How is an online degree going to help OP who likely has a CS degree from an actual university?
>>
>>61956702
Where did OP mention that? He likely has 0 degree and low money. Post-covid online degrees are normalized esp in tech
>>
>>61956707
Because it's 4chan and most 4chan NEETs have degrees?
You don't go from applying to hundreds of minimum wage jobs and not getting a single interview to suddenly landing interviews and getting jobs just because you've done a degree
That's not how it works
You're just setting OP up to more disappointment
>>
>>61956723
I dint give advice on applying for jobs because it depends on what he studies. But absolutely getting a degree and verified skills moves the ball for literally anyone. You’re saying self-defeating shit
>>
File: 1764635049299772.jpg (31 KB, 600x600)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>61956364
There's no magical solution. Your question is shallow and pointless without giving us context. I assume:
>you are living with your parents
>you don't have a car (and probably no license)
>you are nearing 30 or even reached it already
>you don't have a degree
>you have a high school diploma but nothing remarkable, judging from the way you ask questions expecting everything to be chewed and spoonfed to you, and from your typos
>probably have some sort of a degeneracy that is time and money consuming
It would really help if you could write down your situation and not just vaguepost like a retard.
Also, you decided to get out of NEETdom literally at the worst possible time since the covid lockdowns. Good luck with that, but here are my tips:
First and foremost, you need to unfuck yourself. You need to get used to suffer for long hours. You need to get used to a situation where there's no light at the end of the tunnel. Laziness is fucking over - you wake up and it is all suffering until one hour before sleep. There's no comfort anymore in your world. Can't deal with this? Give up already and stay a decaying corpse.
After you are sure you are resilient and ready to make it, do the following:
>stay with your parents no matter what. you will have to still leech on them for the next several years if not decade
>get a job, even if it is the most basic shit, deliver food for all I care
>get a car license if you don't have one
>get a beater reliable car - rare these days but possible
>work on a degree that will be useful in the near future, try to aim for becoming a nurse because that's a guaranteed job forever
>get a job where you can save money
When you reach this point, make another post asking what's next.
>>
>>61956364
personally I'd register an entity with SAM, search upcoming contracting opportunities on SAM, find a janitorial contract in my area on SAM, find out how much it currently pays by searching past awards on SAM, find the Contracting Officer on SAM, and then contact them with my entity name and email on SAM and tell them I'm interested in bidding.

Then I'd bid the job lower than it's currently being paid and when I got the job I'd go clean a government building 6 days per week for hundreds of dollars per hour.

then I'd repeat that process 5 or 6 more times and start hiring other losers to work for me cleaning government buildings for hundreds of dollars per hour.

Then I'd hire one more loser to watch all those losers, and then another loser to find jobs and bid them, and then I'd retire.
>>
>>61956426
TRVKE
>>
>>61956364
deport all indians
>>
File: 325436435735478564845.jpg (104 KB, 449x642)
104 KB
104 KB JPG
>>61956364
I'm not sure how I'd lie about a 14 year gap.
>>
File: 1766762381280325s.jpg (6 KB, 250x140)
6 KB
6 KB JPG
>>61956364
>>
You have to put barriers between yourself and your enabler

If its your parents it might mean moving away and changing your number, if its your government then idk
>>
>>61957085
>just live a horrible life with no way out for 10 years instead of just being a comfy neet

wagies are incredible
>>
File: 1760812026925102.png (51 KB, 200x200)
51 KB
51 KB PNG
>>61957974
I used to be a NEET. Yes, live life horribly for a few years to guarantee stability and a future. If you can NEET until death then by all means go for it. I personally was running out of time, and I'm the type of person that wants to start a family so NEETing is not a real option (it could be an option if I was genetically blessed enough for a rich girl to keep me as a sex-toy stay-at-home husband, but alas my dick is only 6 inches and I'm a 6ft king of manlets)
>>
File: 7xkfjxgh4rw61.jpg (7 KB, 250x206)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>>61958365
>6ft king of manlets
Uhh anon... manlet cutoff was officially extended to 6'2" in January 2025...
>>
>>61958365
fair enough, ive given up on the idea of a family, i think my kids would suffer terribly. just wanna find a way to not feel like such a bug. maybe part time and just coasting



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.