World in flames edition>Latest developments on Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/ >>61955854
$90 by open
Remember to not engage poltards. Report and move on.
> futures
in all on SCO at open
>still unable to break 100 despite such a massive strategic release news leakgrim
WHY IS OIL REVERSE DUMPING MARKET SISTERS I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
Panicans on suicide watch! Never doubt American hegemony ever again.
>>61956744Fear of what?Sounds like its time to buy buy buy!
You people still pretending the 2026 Iran war just magically happened? Of course you are. Because admitting the obvious would mean admitting that Joe Biden spent four years asleep at the wheel while Iran did whatever it wanted.
10 minutes until the HIMS short squeeze makes us all rich beyond our wildest dreams Don’t say you weren’t warned.
>VIX 35lmao
>>61956757fucking MIGAtards lmao
>>61956742Powell needs to start printing oil right now
How does he do it.How much would it cost to get Jim Cramer to say Ill never be rich or marry a big titty goth chick
>>61956737Is he ok?>>61956770
>>61956764can't buy it order gets auto cancelled
>Oil futures dump because of a report from the Financial Times that some members of the G7 are talking about jointly releasing their strategic reservesIs it available for every country or only those G7 nations? Besides the US and Japan all other G7 nations only have 90 days or less worth of strategic petroleum, what about logistics, how are you going to transport it overseas? They're not designed to be exported and that alone will consume petroleumAmazing how markets react to nonsense like this which is entirely unfeasible
>10% of my porfolio is oil (EQNR)>another 10% is oil and gas storage... in terminals getting targeted by Iran (VPK)interesting days ahead
>>61956778I'm smelling shenanigans
>>61956781>90 days or lessit's not like you have to use only your strategic reserve, it can be useful for much longer to lower the oil price
>Pre-marketLol this is going to be another day where premarket is dooming and then actual open will be popping just like last week lmao
>>61956781US and Canada have more than enough production to cover themselves and then some, they will sell to the euros at deservedly extortion prices, or else the euros can go make a faustian bargain with putin
>>61956787I understand it's to subsidise fuel costs but the logistics don't exist for such a thing so that will take some time, there's also the non-G7 nations that consume oil
>>61956788Yeah, the plunge protection team won't let the S&P fall 2% in one day in our lifetimes.
>>61956798Ok schizo
>>61956798it's happened more than 300 times since PPT became a thing
>>61956791It's a different type of oil and most refineries for such oil only exist in the US, it's why the US exports shale oil while importing tar sand oil from Canada and corrosive crude oil from Venezuela, they're set up to be able to refine it
Oil bros...
Reminder to BUY the dip.
MAXIMUM MARKET MASSACRE
>>61956806germany already gets like a quarter of their oil from the US. The nords also have a lot of oil like in Norway and randomly estonia but i am unfamiliar with their production capacity or refining capabilitiesmy point is the reserves can be tapped just fine, they can be easily replaced by increased US production alone
MU 359 OH NOwell i sold at 428, wonder how big the dip will be for the slurpies
>>61956781At the worst they will end up using there own reserves on there own countries which will stabilize the prices. But most of them are probably going to start tapping into there own reserves, at a 100 dollars thats the point were you start to see inflation from oil prices and world leaders are going to do anything to avoid that
MU bros im suicidal.
>>61956813I'm not even looking
>>61956820Amazing how much money they have to totally counter a huge market move like this, crazy stuff
The funny thing is a few weeks ago stocks were down because of AI shieeeit, then this/bad jobs numbers. When you add it up this market has barely reacted.
>>61956727>oil dumpingThey really thought they could beat jews at their own game
USD starts pumping as everything else drops, and as always, I remain flat.
The real trick, you see, is simply convincing the people that a 12% daily increase on crude oil prices is actually a win
>>61956835It was priced inThe market knows everything
>Some private credit firms are using accounting tools to mask leverage>"Our key takeaway from this behavior is that distribution cuts are so worrisome that some bad actors are playing Enron-like accounting games," the letter said.>"The firms are using repo-like loans from one particular investment bank to mask debt", the letter sayslets gooooooooooooooo
i bought natgas am i retarded?
>DAX has ereased 1 year gainsWhy don't you people listen. It doesn't matter what bandages the Trump administration throws out there, the underlying factor is that Iran can effectively blockade 20% of global oil infrastructure. Trump can't change that and they know it. But Trump can't also back down without looking like a massive bitch and a fuckup. We going down, we going down HARD.
If I slurp using all of my cash, the number in my broker app will return to what it was 2 weeks ago and I’ll finally be able to look at it again
>>61956856do not redeeeeeeeeem
I'm buying the dip
>>61956863the underlying idiocy is germany dismantled their nuclear plants
>>61956863>Trump can't change that and they know itI mean he can, but only with full on invasion and occupation involving ground troops, which they're obviously loathe to do for many reasonsso we're stuck in the worst scenario
>>61956776Context please sir?
>another day of oil spiking while stock of oil companies is doing fuck all
>>61956727Whats the next play boys? Hyperinflation around the world from sustained high oil prices causing downstream issues for everything? Is this covid 2.0 but from a different cause? Money printer went brrrr in covid making cash worthless. Now we're going towards 150 a barrel for oil- increase cost of production for commodities- Corn, wheat, tea, soi? Increase cost in everything from trucking? Obviously different countries will react differently. I'm focusing on markets most affected from the straight that rely on imported oil. Just with already heated inflated markets i think will be worse. Economic easing with rate cuts will be hard to justify unless absolutely necessary.Alternatively, whats everyone's position post open of the straight? Market reacts and oil drops, what stocks are going up for a nice short/long? Short oil, vix, war stocks-- long everything else like solid Airlines, boomer investor stocks?Give me your play.
>>61956880for what purpose?
>>61956898If energy gets any more expensive in the UK, particularly gas, we collapseJust fucking gone, dead, buried
>>61956905A pile of rubble can't collapse. Half the country already lives in squalor.
If this is gonna be as bad as 2022 or fucking even April 2025 then you might as well fucking sell now at a slight loss and then try to buy the dip? A few weeks more of this and we’ll all be weeping over not having sold this Monday.
I should have waited until Monday. I must stop buying on Friday.
>>61956917If you had any international in your portfolio, you already hit that stage last week
Pete Hegseth frantically asking Claude how he can lower the price of oil
should I buy oil now or is it too late?
>>61956905I hear you still have two days of natural gas reserves, you'll be fine
>>61956901politicians winking at populism
Oil could squeeze to over $1000 if these shorts by the Treasury Department and Israel-friendly banks (all of them lol) go the wrong way. They're using massive oil futures shorts to suppress the price in a time when the supply is already extremely constrained, which is insane. There may not even be enough oil to cover their shorts if they have to close them. Spread the word.
>>61956922What do you mean? Yeah it would have been better to sell last week but it’s gonna continue to fall until the war is over. Drumpf isn’t gonna withdraw anytime soon because that’ll look like a clear loss.
>>61956924it feels like silver in early january
Alot of coping in here about why a trade isn't going the right way lol
>>61956934Yea thats what I was thinking too but this time feels different since its more of a global thing its not just president cheeto picking fed chair
>>61956935Welcome to /biz/
Market is not open and people already losing their mindsGood.
>>61956945In Europe they are
At least the libtards got owned
>>61956938at the end of the day it's the old same high risk high reward from entering lateif you have some cash you can go for some quick gains, maybe avoiding to keep anything overnightI personally was looking at some oil companies more than oil futures thoughthere's also commodities, they have been doing quite well and will probably continue to do so for a bit (some inflation seems kinda inevitable imo)
good
>US strategic petroleum reserves can only dump 1.2m barrels into the market per day, total disruption is 10x as muchhttps://x.com/crudeoil231/status/2030886186412318829We are back oil bros, it was bullshit to calm the market
>>61956954What would Gecko do right now?
should of boughted oil.Next time my gut instinct tells me to do something, i just have to do it
>>61956959These retards at the Treasury are playing with fire by shorting oil futures. Them and Israel want to keep the price cheap so that Trump stays in the war, but it WILL squeeze with how hard they're shorting during a supply crunch.https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-weighs-oil-futures-market-action-combat-rising-energy-prices-wh-official-2026-03-05/ >inb4 >reuters It's the source with the most detailed description of their plan to short oil futures.
>>61956727BLOOD IN THE STREETS
>>61956967Mr Powell can turn on the reverse money printer and keep shorting forever
PLEASE RABBI NO MORE TODAY, I WITH ISRAEL, PLEASE RABBI JUST MAKE IT STOP, NO MORE, MERCY, RABBI, MERCY!!!!!
>>61956977Literally this. They do the same thing with silver and gold too.
>>61956985>according to NYT
>>61956967so, you're saying line wil go up up up??
mfw my oil ETF keeps getting frozen
>>61956977>>61956983It's impossible to print physical oil, and they don't/can't control the international oil market well enough to manipulate it like that. If they reneg on their futures contracts, it would break the oil market and have almost the same effect as a squeeze.
eurosisters sell your long on OIL before america dump it to the ground
>>61956967This feels an awful lot like the Icarus moment for the whole admin. Bessent talks at the market to make it go up all the time, he did the Argentina swap which worked, he was gonna fuck with the shape of the yield curve if he hasn't already, and now. Well, we'll get to see.
KEK
oil DOOOMPING I'm buying it before the mutts wake up tbdesu
>>61956998I don't do CFDs but I'm incredibly tempted to open a long at 100. It's clearly being manipulated.
getting a bit queasy I don't feel good about this bros
>>61957006no they are shorting it to the ground. sell anon
>everything recovers as if nothing happenedThe classic move. Whatever it takes to save the markets
>>61956898renewables will spike as a result of thisOPEC has been increasing production to keep oil prices down for a few years now in a last ditch attempt to keep fossil fuels economically viable, sustained high oil prices will be the final nail in legacy energy's coffin
Some day, these dumb dip buying motherfuckers are going to get their faces torn off.
>>61957010Cope. The squeeze is inevitable. All Iran has to do is strike the Saudi pipeline, and it will squeeze to $1000.
>>61957010Oh lucky I didn't kek. Imagine how fun it must be working at the cia and having unlimited funds to just open heavily leveraged 10 million dollar shorts on oil without a care in the world. I bet they're just sniffing the shit out of some cocaine and opening the most insane positios, it must be exhilarating.
>>61956904shit like this is why I think you seppo cunts are still somehow going to make itRuined and broken as it is, American democracy will not go down without a fight
>>61956985then they were the dumbest retards on eartheveryone outside of washington knew this would happen
>>61956898OIL is heading to $70-80. they will not let oil at $100+
>>61957023Then I will buy more with leverage. :^) Iran won't reopen the strait until Trump and Netanyahu are out of office.
How many people bought at 110 without a stop loss? Fucking hell, suicide fuel, kek. The markets are such a clown show, how can anyone think this is the "free market"
Oil prices are bullshit anyway. I tried to get 10 barrels delivered and it would cost me 150% more than spot. Absolute bullshit.
>>61956898My only input is you're about to start hearing more people talk about the obvious connection between AI, energy and the war
>>61957034pls tell me people are not stacking oil like they do with metals
>>61957025It doesn't make sense for Iran to open the Strait when netanyahu will just blow up the entire government again. Or blow up a school for fun. It's existential for them now.
>>61956985Says more about Venezuela than about Iran. Latinx just don't fight back.
>>61957040No third party, you'll start stacking when it hits 1k/barrel. Physical is the future.
>>61956894Its a bungee jump and the video is clipped. There is plenty of space behind the cliff that is blocking the view. Nothing happens to the cripple.
>>61956923>Pete Hegseth frantically asking Claude how he can lower the price of oilI keep imagining their reaction when they learned their cheeky friend Bibi hit Iranian oil installations this weekend>He did what? Wait no no NO NO NO CALL HIM NOW MAKE HIM STOP RIGHT NOW
>our $20k shahed drones will blot out the sun
I know all you people seem to care about is oil but what about my index funds and other supposed long term savings? Should I fucking sell them? If I sell them now and the war continues a few week then I’ll end up in the green anyway when I re-buy them after the war. And if the world economy collapses then at least I’ll have some cash at hand for buying cheap prostitutes and beans in the semi post-apocalyptic world.
>>61956985I don't believe this. No one is this retarded, not even that goy faggot Trump. They've stabbed them in the back TWICE during negotiations and then triple-tapped an elementary school. What the fuck do you expect?
>I buy some shares in renewables>Rabbis instantly dump oilWhy do they target me like this?
What if instead of paper manipulation, the market is sincerely pricing in an imminent end to the war, or at least to Iran's ability to continue harassing the strait?
>>61956967>Them and Israel want to keep the price cheap so that Trump stays in the war, but it WILL squeeze with how hard they're shorting during a supply crunchAren't the Jews long oil because they knew this would happen?>>61957059Bitcoin pumped, what did you expect oil to do? Today will be a green day. Oil is going to be suppressed for a bit because they can still stop this war if they back off. Once the market prices in a forever war then it'll be different.
I think I see the best case scenario hereUS just needs to make a deal with russia and china if they capitulate to them (disembargo oil and eliminate all tariffs) they stop supporting iraniran can only do the strikes they can right now with all their targeting systems jammed because of russian and chinese satellitesUS comes out looking less like massive retards and hormuzzy is back in businesswe just need the orange nigger to stop escalating like immediately and go for the nearest off ramp with chinese and russian support
>>61957058Three times. He summoned Soleimani to peace negotiations and then drone striked him along with the rest of the diplomatic envoy during his first term right before covid hit. He literally cannot be trusted.
>>61957056>i'll just buy the bottomgood plan anon
>>61957055Then we will fight with the Shades
>>61957061The market listens to the scotus of the supreme court and the POTUS of the US. And they are lying to the public. The POTUS has plenty of good will to squander.
>>61957061the price dump is predicated on a combo of the supposed promise of an imminent massive release of oil reserves which would paper over current supply issues with that assumption of imminentish peace yeah. because realistically even such a massive release can only keep things "normal" for a month or so, if the war goes any longer then either they drain the reserves more which would bring its own dilemmas or they face the real pain
You should know the moment people here start talking about "oil going over $150" you start selling. Not limites to oil of course, wagmi!
the strategic oil reserves can't replace the lost supply
>>61957061Fitch Ratings says the closure of the Strait of Hormuz is likely temporary, regardless of how long the conflict may last. And while oil prices have been volatile, they should moderate after transit resumes, says Angelina Valavina, head of EMEA corporates, natural resources and commodities at the agency.
>>61957066No, they're trying to suppress oil so that Trump stays in their war of territorial expansion to make greater israel. They think everything between the Nile and Euphrates rivers belongs to them, which is basically the entire middle east.
>>61956781Stop noticing. You know what card these retards will use next? They'll escort two random tankers with 4 navy ships, just for PR points. And you know the worst of all? The dumb markets will believe and buy this PR. Welcome to the clown market.
>>61956932The high IQ trump administration built to drain the swamp would never screw that up. Trust the plan. The democrats are the low IQ ones. If they're shorting then it's for a good reason.
>>61957067Trump and his cabinet are clearly big on narcissism and egotism. It's almost like the administration has been hand picked by a foreign state as the ideal candidates to not ever admit that they were wrong or back down, you mix that to starting a war by bombing a school and assassinating the religious leader of a theocracy and you have a potent mix of retardation, manipulation and dogmatism that can only really end in nukes or a forever war. I'm honestly considering just going all in on wind turbines.
>no bibi i didnt want you to destroy my competitor in oil>policy is named "energy dominance"People fall for this shit? I wonder what is gonna happen to us market share, oh wait no I dont, its going up bigly
>>61957056The sole reason for holding ETF's is that they are supposed to beat situations like this. In 20 years you will still be good.
>>61957069Well doesn’t have to be that exact bottom! Whatever it is in 2 weeks or whatever. Already down 3%! It’ll definitely be down much more than that in a few weeks. If the war continues.
>>61957074All that is presumptuous, it could just be a technical pullback because 100% in a week is nuts
>>61957075Okay, but where's the oil? There is going to be more oil, right? RIGHT??
Thank Jahve for dip buyers
>>61957083obviously any deal the US makes here will have to excise israel entirely they're the whole reason we're in this fucking shit show to begin withnew best case scenario: nuke tel aviv
>>61957086>20 years Kek. In 20 years he will be lucky to be hunting for mutated rats in a post apocalyptic wasteland at this rate.
>invested into gold miners cause market crash was due and gold prices were up>gold miners go down with all the other stocks anywayFuck this nonsense economics bonds and dollar strength bullshit.News Bad > Gold Good. Thats where it should end. But nooo of courses theres some bullshit gotcha that means i lose money along with the other schmucks
reminder to just stop looking, if your portfolio is good you will recover, do not panic sell like a dingus
>>61957090anon the start of the dump coincided exactly with the news about a supposed G7 oil release happeninga 100% rise may be nuts in theory but a massive war causing huge supply issues in one of the most crucial regions for oil production in the world is the one time that would happen, people have been predicting a spike based on a war like this for years. especially when you add on all the hassles related to russian oil another big producer
Wti bottomed
>>61957096I gave up on miners, I just buy physical now.
>>61957094Israelis will flee to another country. They will get away with everything they are doing right now. Nobody will ever prosecute them. And then they'll just rebuild Tel Aviv and do it all over again.
>>61957096I'm in minors tooenergy prices will heem miners for the rest of the year and AI capex cuts won't help
>>61957067Yes I'm sure Russia and China are eager to completely redefine their entire strategic posture based on the word of known tiny hat liars.
GOD, NO, RABBI PLEASE! JUST MAKE IT STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING RABBI, NO, RABBI THAT'S MY ASS, RABBI, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MARKETS, RABBI NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61957089>It’ll definitely be down much more than that in a few weeks.unless it's not, and then you're stuck on the sidelines. the market doesn't like to let people back in.
MUsisters, our days are numbered.
G7 FUD IS OVER. WTI BOTTOMED
Don’t care, trimming stocks at open.
>>61957125we all sold weeks ago. why are you still holding musister?
>>61957109it's a way to redirect PR losses from a disastrous forever war that sinks the global economy by making hard concessions to russia and chinathey come out on top here>russia get to keep their hoholcaust cake and eat itthis is already happening btw with india being allowed to buy russian oil again>china gets a temporary boost they could parlay into a longer term taiwan playthis was already in motion after the scotus ruling and midterms loss
Time in the market beats timing the market. You fools never learn. You're like lemmings, all looking for the next cliff.
>>61957126Well that didnt last very long did it?
>>61957101It could have been any news story is all im saying, doesnt take much to tip the scale at these level. Trying to pair news with price action is a fools errand
>>61957136Hormuz status?
>>61957144POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO MUTT AIDS
>>61957136This but for OIL and NATGASeventually they rip and you make bank
>>61957136>inb4 Yemen closes the Red Sea this weekThen what will you do?
>>61957056Maybe you can time things right, but for average retards the boglehead approach is probably best. Keep averaging down if it continues to drop.
>>61957129I’m not, I’m just LARPing to see who is still a MU sister. I have rotated to KLAC and TER
>>61957126The UK has literally 2 (two) days worth of gasoline storage lmaoG7 is literally just a forum for pussy mutts and europoors to piss and moan about everything
>>61957133>just abandon a major strategic partner and let us topple Iran, we promise we'll be nice to you from now on>rubs hands togetherThey already know the rotten smell that is coming from the US and why. As Putin said, the US as a state is "agreement incapable."
>>61957025That could work. seems like they can't bring down the price of crude oil any furthert.panicsold at $101
>>61957159Just like /smg/ how beautiful
>>61957140I'd normally agree but this was a 1:1 correlation timewise
>>61957110Based Israel pumping my oil bags
Gentlemen, it seems I bought the Torm top.
>>61957169yes but /smg/ isn't old and doesn't believe in the old people version of santa claus (international law)
>>61957158kek they dumped harder than MU
>Bull trap after bull trap after bull trapHumans are supposed to be unique because of our pattern recognition. People actually think Trump will fix this? Trump is a chimp with an AK47, it's extremely unlikely he'll accidently hits the mark but he sure can cause fuckloads of collateral damage.
>>61957181Trump fixed low oil prices and made spiczuelan oil feasableThis may be terrible news for chinks and yurotrannies but that's a sacrifice Trump is willing to make
>>61957151Suez?
>>61957182Usually I take it upon myself to educate /biz/ on Venezuelan oil but I fear it might be lost on you.
>>61957184Yes that would close Suez
>>61957187educate me einstein
>>61957158i bought the topagain
>>61957188but Suez is not in yemen?
>Trump fixed oil prices for the for the jewish russian statefix't
Forget about your stocks. You should be focusing on stocking up on ammo and water.When Yemen enters this week it’s all over. China might as well try get Taiwan before the depression happens.
I'm long on physical beans and life straws. I'll be fine.
>>61957189I don’t have the will I’m sorry. I’m reading a cozy book. Look into how much Venezuela can currently produce, how their crude is processed and WHERE it can be processed and how the supply chain moves from there.
>>61957194that's a good thingrussia is the enemy of europoors so making them stronger can't be a bad thing
>>61957195I wonder how long these losses are locked in, even with a ceasefire/hormuz opening at an undetermined date. It'd take weeks to get the oil pumping again
>>61957198The point is that investment into further production is viable with oil above 70
>>61957195>largest oil shock in historynothis is nothing like the 1970s oil shock
so when is the dead cat bounce?i need to offload my bags
the cure for high oil prices is high oil prices
making the jewish russian state stronger is never a good thing, maybe if you're a tranny since they're so popular there
>>61957207as soon as a war escalation news breaks
>>61957195I have read the straight of Hormuz is mainly for Asia markets, why I have to worry?
>>61957204Bro NOBODY wants to invest in shitty Venezuelan crude. Even oil execs told Trump this. The only way this works is if Hormuz stays closed for years + the US expands its refining capacity for it, and I don’t think they’re banking on that.
>>61957208trueproduction will just build up elsewhere
>>61957208With high oil prices the demand will plummet due to bankruptcies.Trust the plan MIGApedos.
>>61957214because oil is a global market
>>61957209>Eastern euro and turkic love for milfsHuh?
>>61957207When the US market opens. I want to dump but I know I'll trick myself into not doing it resulting in further losses.
>BREAKING: Iranian channels report that the newly appointed Leader of the Islamic Republic is expected to deliver his first address to the nation within the next few hours.KEK at uploader namehttps://youtu.be/IqzAXHInX48?si=z2rrmn4C9O7u7a2S
I guess we'll be getting that green energy revolution faster than expected lol. Can't bomb the wind or shoot at sunlight.
>>61957209russia is good as long as they're a threat to europeit's a conditional thing not an inherent characteristic of russian culture which I never impliedIf russia buddies up with europe they're bad again
>>61957223>Can't bomb sunlightYou can cover it though
>>61957215Guyanachads stay winning
>>61957231kek
>>61957209>italians just look for italianskinda based, ngl
>starts shit in the middle east (again)>assassinates the entire leadeship of a foreign nation>doesn't even bother to lie about the reason (Israel told them to)>fucks up oil supply for most of the world>sits in safety an ocean away with its own oil supplyHow is the entire world just OK with this? Why aren't countries sanctioning these amerimutts and cutting off diplomatic relations? They've crossed a line this time.
>>61957223Strange how every crisis plays further into the 2030 agenda of forcing people to use ze bus and eat ze bugs isn't it.
So funny that this board of sheers was saying the Iran thing was a nothing burger two weeks ago.Special mention to the retard who said US defense was set for a huge correction kekAs always buy oil, gold, uranium, rare earth miners, us defense, etc
>>61957245I sold all myuranium that shit is rigged
>>61957245the retard who said that about US defense was a europoor and they're delusional about everything
Gas is currently $3.48.
>>61957222Hes gotta be in the Kremlin, there is no way he is still in the country
>>61957242because eurogroids are PUSSIESthat's why
>>61957245It's been only 1 week tho.
>>61957231I don't think the argument of killing all life on earth is valid.
>>61957257Billions must die
Gone be craycray when this oil shortage has a knock effect to fertilizer and we have famines and cannibalism on a global scale.
Looking forward how the "non oil" market will react. Things were still pretty grim before this war happened.
wants to make the jewish russian state strongerwants people to believe it's jewish russian pilpul implying it's not a jewish russian cock sucking shill
>>61957257you're underestimating the sociopathy of Israelis again
>>61957261bullish for long pork\onions green
>>61957254they're gonna take over the fucking world because rich faggots want to pay workers pennies on the dollar. good fucking god it's truly over
>>61957261no problemall the starving refugees all know where to go
>>61957263I don't care that much about russiaeuropoors are the ones weirdly implying they're a superpower and not a giant icy gas station>>61957269yes it's overbest to go along for the ride and invest accordingly so at least you can make it
>>61957269The meek will inherit the he earth
hypocrit
>>61957269Just abolish the minimum wage so whites work for the same wage. Immediately stops outsourcing/low wage immigration
>>61957275It's crazy that this jeet just goes around the world making trade deals offering literal jeets as his commodity. How is anyone agreeing to this. Kek
>>61957275Weird how the west has to give all their foreign workers citizenship though.
>>61957275Lol. India will truly be a superpower soon...
why do you jewish russian shills always accuse others of what you're doing
>>61957279that's politically impossible in the developed world because poor people don't understand basic economics
>>61957281They can't vote otherwise
>>61957255yes anon, you ate breakfast this morning
>>61957261oil barely has any effect on that besides transportation
>>61957291i eat the breakfast, and i pull the lever.
>>61957280He put effort into educating the jeets which makes them a better deal than most africans who I guess you can get fqr free
What happened to OKLO computer? ts shit is brutally oversold.
>Saudi's Aramco has begun reducing crude output at two oilfields, Reuters reports.
Just feel like I should be buying puts but I know this market is stupid
>>61957292Oil and gas are turned into fertilizers my man
>>61957304no... gas is
>>61957309gas is rising alongside oil so he has a point
>>61957300>Amena Bakr>@Amena__Bakr>IMPORTANT : There are headlines coming out now about Aramco is cutting production from a number of fields, and this a CUT in production. This is NOT accurate, according to our understanding. #OOTT #AramcoHard to tell if true as there's counterreports, she's at Kpler. Middle East journalist on energy
>Trump is about to cause WWIII, Great Depression 2 and migrant crisis 2And even then housing prices will still somehow not go down and AI stocks will keep booming
>>61957300It's over x
>>61957328Add ISIS 2.0
So much winning I can't even see straight
oil at historical 100+ dollars and im still poor... whyyy do i always miss the chances
>>61957328Didn't I hear this like 6 years ago?Oh well, anyway.
>>61957206
>>61957335it was literally the most obvious thing to go long on oil as the situation was developing and hold for a couple days and make a fortune... whyyyyy the fucckk did i not long
>>61957322is the cut in production not implied anyway given they can't ship it out at the moment, won't be able to for some time and don't have unlimited storage
Now that I'm thinkin about it. What the fuck was the US even doing in Vietnam? Did they try to secure the flow of Nikes?
>vixIt's over isn't it...I should have fucking sold everything...
>>61957349business
>>61957335>>61957342don't be so hard on yourself anonit could have gone either way after the initial spikes, the higher the jump, the higher potential for everyone to simmer down and it drop 20%easy to analyse after the fact
What is your strategy for today?
>>61957349stopping the spread of communism
>>61956998>It's impossible to print physical oil"let the goyim deal in reality"
>>61957356start buying if we go down 10%, otherwise nothing
>>61957356inhaling (female) natural gas
>>61957058>No one is this retarded, not even that goy faggot Trump.he is if hes in a room surrounded by syscophants jerking him off over venezuela. >>61957043>Latinxtoo busy taking siestas i guess.
>>61957349Increasing the power of communism
>>61957349Americans go there on holiday and are welcome. War is a racket.
>>61957356Monitoring, I ain't buying any stock right now if there's a chance it will drop more and more. Btw I'm not dealing with oil.
>>61957332Nah I dont think the Iranians have it in them to go back to the caves, they've been living the high life too long
>>61957356watching my retirement accounts crash and burnThanks Zognald!
>>61957371AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH IM MONITOOORING
>>61957385Just so you know I didn’t vote for him, I knew he was zogged from the beginning
>>61957322Amena Bakr is tapped into the oil and gas business, she has been a moderator at the opec events
>>61957371
>>61957223nigga clouds exist
>>61957356cope...monitor...do nothingI've learned to be hands off during these things
>>61957377They might do it anyway if the americans and jews kill enough of their children with targeted strikes on kindergartens and schools from the lessons they learned in Gaza about how to kill children best.
>>61957390Thanks anon, that somehow means something and nothing simultaneously.
>>61957396>Buy while blood is on the streets
>>61957396volatile markets are the best for highly mobile capital (smiggers)
>>61957364seen a Tucker Carlson interview where he said he literally flew to meet Trump and tried to talk him out of itTrump replied that the polls on fox news were overwhelmingly supportive of his actionsFox News are likely curating content not for news, not even for their wider boomer audience, but literally just for Trumphttps://x.com/amconmag/status/2030081651183690110
>>61957402Just not many good deals out there still if you like to buy and hold.
>>61957398I’m not even American either so it means even less than you thought it did
>>61957407this is so fucking depressing
>>61957402I get that everyone likes to pretend that they're warren buffet but realistically you should only trade 1-5% of your accountyou could be looking at anywhere from a week to several years of sideways markets and committing to entry now would be kinda dumbsideways is good for traders but I'm too dumb and lazy for that shit
what do I buy to avoid the permanent underclass?
>>61957407>Trump replied that the polls on fox news were overwhelmingly supportive of his actionsyeah that makes sense. he watches mark levin and is in an echochamber where he thinks everyones agreeing with him. pretty pathetic leader but 100% boomer to believe anything he sees on television.
>>61957405>volatile markets are the best for highly mobile capital (smiggers)
>>61957300They are starting to shut in wells because the storage is full. They haven’t hit the big Saudi storage tanks yet. But if they do. That plus all the tiles to reopen wells. Will mean years to recover. We are already at the months to recover point. If desalination plants are hit and millions have to flee do water. Then there goes the workforce also. I think this is all deliberate. To leave the US as a last man standing so to speak. Utter vandalism. It seems Trump would rather be king of a pile of ashes than no king at all.
>>61957424>eave the US as a last man standing so to speakexcept it only helps us oil companies. they can sell to overseas now and local consumers will have to pay more now to compete with asian demand. inflation coming back in if this lasts too much longer.
everyone freak the fuck out and panic sell right now
>>61957430I'm buying tqqq calls
>>61957429They don’t give a shit about voters. It’s about power and hegemony and control of energy and raw materials. Mercantilism. Depressing as fuck. The old order is dead. It Darwinian once again. And don’t expect to benefit of a citizen of empire. You just get first scraps after the feudal lords. This is going to be a rough year.
>>61957431AmeriQQQa is finished.
huhhhh guys???
>>61957441Inverse Cramer it is...
Can you make money in ANY market smg?
>>61957415Oracle.
>>61957424Reminder that Qatar has a single port for exporting 20% of the world's LNQ and it's ridiculously fragile and easy to damage. And the only reason Iran hasn't hit it is because they haven't chosen to do so
>>61957456The Qatari LNG export hub is shut down
>>61957011its needed as fuel for the next leg down.. cant just go straight down and make every shorter rich, gotta shake people out
>>61957458It's shut down yes but it hasn't been damaged. Assuming Trump and his Israeli masters choose to end the war, and somehow convince the radical Muslim zealot who just got his entire family killed by them in an airstrike (sister, mother, etc) to accept peace, then it'll just start exporting againBut if they want to they can damage it and that shit will take years to repair. Like until the next election long
>>61957449>How to make money in any market>Sell books to retarded boomersSolved it.
>>61957441we're so back.
Lmao at the seething zigger shitting up the thread
>>61957466>zigger>miga>chudcelI will never understand the mentally ill's need for made up words
Oh look another "AI Scaler"
>>61957462>radical muslim zealothe's a religious scholar babe. i'll bet his judgement is a lot better than you think, and i'll bet you he's got the welfare of his people in mind above vengeance on his enemies. anyways good morning. i didn't sleep last night at all, but i did try. did you get any rest?
>>61957476>>61957476>>61957476
>>61957465>>61957448>>61957441he hasnt been as wrong as the memes suggest. The inverse cramer etf stopped printing.
>>61957475They just called a jihad against us and israel
>>61957525diplomacy and public statements are two different things. this has been going on for 10 days and much is in flux, but everyone wants to declare a new status quo. nothing is settled yet.
>>61956894he got the vax
>>61957471i love you babe. with all my heart. hoping you'll chat with me today.
>>61956788It is securities resetting to 0 and mutual funds selling off. The former going strait to the company expenses.
