ITT: We pretend we’re zoomers>why does every job want “experience” for entry level>I applied twice the market is cooked>budgeting is basically poverty mindset>my boss asked me to come in before noon>why should I save if housing is unfair>trades are scary I’m more of an ideas person>I deserve six figures for surviving the economy>compounding takes too long I need results now>retirement is a scam I plan to go viral>someone fix the system I’m exhausted
>NOOO i got drafted by Trumpstein
I’d rather pretend I’m a Millennial>OMG guys it’s exactly like ‘08>you know 40 is the new 30>Im only 35! 35 is young!!!>Fucking boomers won’t retire en mass, fucking assholes!>my cat is a heckin CHONKER>No I don’t want kids my doggo is enough>we need taxes causes roads dude >I hate roads and cars I wished the US was like Europe!>I can’t buy a house because boomers refuse to sell to me at what I can afford
>>61960451Bootyblasted zoomer detected