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worldwide recession caused by MAGA edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61967848
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>>61968535
Volkswagen's stock and PE already so low that this news barely affected the price
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>>61968481
>Iran's reaction when they bomb tech firms and then Americans start celebrating on social media and India is now suddenly furious with them
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*in australian accent*
oi kikey
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STINKY
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why do gold and silver just follow stocks now?
also why are the inversely related to oil?
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>>61968545
If you wanna know how bad it is go on Dubai and UAE subreddits. Whole companies are collapsing since the professionals are taking first flight out >>61968550
What matters is flow not how much you hold
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>>61968550
Lucikly this situation won’t last another week thanks to daddy trump
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>>61968550
japan never should have had the economy it did. its the weakest country in the entire world
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hormuz looks pretty crooked to me
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time for another day of oil getting artificially kiked and market volatility
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I don't think anybody realizes just how close the whole world is from nuking each other boss.
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>>61968535
Don’t blame your shitty europoor auto industry on trump, it’s been in the shitter for years.
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>>61968503
Next you will delete all your anime girl pics
STOP this insanity, you are becoming a normie by the hour
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>>61968563
It would be enough to nuke just one country
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>>61968566
What he needs to do is get the kid into a conservatorship, so he can access the Trump account with it's 100k on the child's 18th birthday boss.
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Can't they use trains? Or maybe Musk can deploy a pipeline from space.
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>>61968557
A second sea mine has hit the google tanker
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>>61968563
were at least two more weeks out from that
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>>61968569
God I hope it's Israel.
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>>61968575
how does iran have any leadership remaining to make a statement? i was told everyone was killed.
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The markets have literally not priced in the strait staying closed for a long time
Couple guys with j*bs at firms were laughing me off when I said the strait was gonna get closed and stay that way a couple days ago, they thought the war was ending asap, strait is open yadi yada
Woke up today they are shitting themselves, the strait is getting mined, who could have possibly seen this coming.
There was probably massive backchannel copium directive issued by the administration + the news of the g7 releasing reserves to keep prices down but people and firms probably wising up right about now.

I am not being a hypemonkey, there is probably a lot of jewish bullshit happening that will likely prevent a large squeeze but it's almost definitely true the market was not fully prepared for this. make of that what you will
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>>61968575
i can't afford that. i'm now ok with glassing the place
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>>61968569
unironically this. the obvious solution is to just make the problem zone uninhabitable. nobody can have it.
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folio back at ATH despite my huge loss on Cocoa
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>>61968581
well sure, the market isnt closed for a long time until its closed for a long time
also information is extremely suppressed so the markets wont move until big money has good info on whats exactly happening
but in the meantime theres gonna be a downward pressure on equities, but not panic
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>>61968557
> implementing a oracle
glad to see the do-nothing tech jobs we give to women over here translate so well over there
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>>61968575
Then why attack Thai ships tho?
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>>61968563
ANOTHER SHIP HIT
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>>61968587
i mean the strait, we never want markets closed lol
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Day 12 of Hormuz fatigue
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>>61968589
Because its a war zone. no one can vault Iran for blowing up ships when they are in a war and clearly said they would do this. The issue is America said it was safe and that they could ensure them which was a lie
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>one passageway can affect the economy of the entire world

This is so stupid. So called 'AI' is taking over and the world economy is still shitting itself over prehistoric fossil sludge struggling to get across a few kms by boats.
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>mfw I just found out 3% of all crude oil production goes towards making pharmaceutical drugs
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>>61968592
why are southeast asian boats so suicidal?
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>>61968594
it's called a Special Military Operation anon
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>>61968600
Special Combat Operation. Special Military Operations are Russian boss.
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>>61968595
So Asia is fucked. I hope Chineses stockpiled for this.
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>>61968598
They were probably offered a few extra grand
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I warned you faggots

Oil is being shorted for only a limited amount of time, i'm selling at 150 a barrel, but its actually possible it will shoot up past 200
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>>61968596
Why don't the Iranians just appoint a chatbot as their Supreme Leader? Good luck killing something that isn't alive, Jews.
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>>61968607
sorry Operation Epstein Fury*
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How's the Chinese market? Any chink chonk here?
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>>61968613
Oil won't go to $200, people will just start getting their oil from other places, Russia, China, Romania, if this shit hits $120 you'll just see more production coming online from other locations. Nothing ever fucking happens boss.
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>>61968613
they will short it with infinite money, its only if this goes on for another month will the short start to fail
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>>61968592
Lmao. They are rolling headlines country by country to try and stop oil rising.
>Japan
>UK
>Germany
So far. It's the IEA that decides but they are trying to flood the news cycle.
Meanwhile the straights are clearly closed. Releasing reserves ain't gonna help shit.
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>>61968621
you act like other countries are just sitting on endless production can just match what we lose from the middle east, lmao
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>>61968613
you better speak the truth or i will find you and RAPE your bussi
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>>61968624
Forgot pic because retarded
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>>61968630
meanwhile how are they ever gonna be able to refill those reserves in the future? lmao
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>>61968628
okay so we lose 20% of our production here, that just means the remaining 80% needs to increase their production by 25% and it's like nothing fucking happened boss.
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I should've sold yesterday. I knew today would crash
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Byd looks unchanged and I don't know many chineses company that might be affected.
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>plunge protection started buying equities, bitcoin, and shorting oil again
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>>61968632
Exactly. The release is as bullish as it gets. Out of options, release the super duper emergency, last minute rations....
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>>61968621
Still will be a massive deficit for 3+ months, a deficit even after 6 months, big hoss.
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>>61968628
>>61968633
It's also in their best interest to do so, seeing as how the cost of the commodity has pretty much doubled, so increasing production 25% will lead to an inncrease of revenue by 250%
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>Cramer asking Trump to carpet bomb Tehran on CNBC
Jesus Christ wtf is wrong with Americans?
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>>61968638
They're clubbing silver like a baby seal too.
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I feel good on oil but some of yall niggas acting REAL zesty sayin shit like "oil to $1000", so now I'm worried I'm wrong and gonna be stuck holdin these oil bags.
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>>61968639
this is how ww3 truly starts
all nato countries collectively decide to devote their militaries to the strait and a bunch of stupid shit starts happening
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>>61968638
It be that way sometimes
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>>61968563
nah
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>>61968644
kikes only care about their money
his show is called MAD money
you do the math
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>>61968644
>What is Japan in WW2?
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>>61968608
Funny enough guess what country is least susceptible to oil shocks? China has six times Americans capacity for oil reserves. They can last six months officially and likely way more with black market buys
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>>61968644
Avg American is quite evil. They wanna enslaved black people for centuries, killed off natives and put Asians in camps.

White euro >white American
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this is the kike pattern, remember it well. you cant short against kikes
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>>61968633
>>61968642
It won’t make up the difference
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>>61968644
>wtf is wrong with Americans?
Corn syrup.
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>>61968657
A CHART FOR ANTS
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>>61968648
Ww3 started in 2008. Just been kicking the can ever since.
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I really gotta figure out this range ban shit. I'm starting to suspect the glowies actually have a range ban in place in my area because a couple weeks ago I saw them raiding a home down the street from me and I assume they arrested some chud or child predator on my street. I noticed all the blacked out Chevy's parked on the street along with local law enforcement. So maybe my PC is actually range banned? But then why can I still post on my phone on the same network? Is it really my browsing footprint? How to DELET?!
I can't properly post my ritual memes at market open
I can't make fun of parolees from the state of Louisiana with my frens
DAMN YOU JANNNNNYYYYY
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>>61968661
Okay just long oil, idgaf what you do, but it won't stay high for long. Oil barons are licking their fucking chops right now ready to flood the market with that light & sweet WTI crude boss.
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>>61968665
*1973
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>>61968563
Nah. They’ll wait for at least Trump to leave office
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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I can't believe that since I became a father, I had to stop doing whatever I wanted on the stock market.
Now I have to trade with small amounts or buy slow boring index funds.
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>>61968673
Based

alright, back to working on the car.
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>>61968569
That's what all freethinkers end up freethinking.
And why you and I are antisemite.
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>>61968673
based
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>>61968673
Based
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>>61968673
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Americans how it feels to have ur own little sadaam hussein?
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>>61968575
Oh, after reciprocal tariffs, we now have reciprocal hits. Iran, you gunny guy.
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>>61968683
markets being propped up by lies and lying kikes
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>>61968673
Based
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every time i hold a vix call/put overnight it loses 20% of its value.
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Another solid day for lean hogs

Only up from here
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G-greatest ally?!
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>>61968691
vvix is your friend
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>>61968683
Fuck you I clicked the webm
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>>61968673
I wish, my fucking picks just crabbing or getting sold on good news.
And id even be ok if it wasnt for the stupid war tanking everything at least 10% and now all the punters are too scared to buy back in even when indicators are decent for my sector.
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HGRAF still safe? I'm gonna build my doomsday bunker out of graphite
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US market opens and brent lowers again lol
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>>61968666
Lost about 20 smgoids at peak hours down to 60/hr from 80/hr starting last wed
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IM DUMPING STOP THE COUNT
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>>61968684
cute
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>>61968623
a month? 14 days max
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>>61968661
>i'm smarter than the oil market
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>>61968701
janny closed the strait
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GAUZ
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>Beep
>Beep
>Another day in the wage cart getting humped by bulls
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>>61968710
Gauz anon, can you please explain? I'm just curious, are you a desperate bagholder? A retard that thinks past performance = future profits? I just want to know.
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>>61968699
It's a good stock but way overbought after yesterday, get ready to buy in lower.
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>>61968708
The oil market is on the same page. They’re simply delaying.
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Y'all slurpin' that HGRAF dip or nah
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SMCI BREAKING OUT
I REPEAT SMCI BREAKING OUT
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TODAY'S PLAYS:

>LONG NTR
>LONG PATH FOR EARNINGS BLOWOUT AFTER HOURS
>LONG OIL WHEN IT DIPS TO $82.50
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>>61968714
something something hyundai is invested in GAUZ and might potentially buy them out
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>>61968645

My 3x leveraged Miners are getting heemed into the shadow realm
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>>61968673
its another hour till amerisharts start trading
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I have come to the conclusion that the markets react to only what they want to hear.
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>>61968725
This is true for smg too
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>>61968723
uh
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>>61968723
2 hours because of DST
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>>61968723
>yuroids
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>>61968673
>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative (no top gun image today since phone fagging)
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They can only suppress OIL for so long
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market is completely manipulated and pinned. today is a nothingburger. do not long. do not short. do not even try to trade any index. just do nothing. the markets are effectively closed
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It's pretty pathetic how Scott bessent is desperately trying to be like trump but failing because he's a nerd. They all think they can be like trump and then stocks will go up, but only trump can do that. These are all posers and copy cats.
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>>61968669
>1973
Indeed.
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>>61968699
HGRAF
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>>61968741
not only is he a nerd but hes gay and has anal sex. a literal agent of satan
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>>61968723
I thought DST was going to be abolished? Is that still a thing?
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>>61968711
What am I looking at?
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AMZN
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>NO POLICY MOVE CAN STOP CRUDE’S RISE: CARLYLE ENERGY

>Jeff Currie, says no policy move can stop crude’s rise, even with a Middle East ceasefire. Supply-chain disruptions—from misplaced ships, canceled insurance, and slowed output in Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and the UAE—will take months to fix. He called oil reserve releases a “minuscule offset” to the ongoing disruption.

kek, how long til Trump shittalks that guy and punishes the company?
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>>61968747
all world leaders pussied out about it sadly
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>>61968748
A machine to extract bull semen so they can inseminate cows.
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>>61968748
semen extraction boss
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>he bought oil at the top instead of waiting for the reserves to dump the price
Why do so many retards not know what the fuck their trading then cry afterwards
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>>61968747
That was TDS
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>>61968753
Where and when was that image taken?
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>>61968750
it really hasnt sank in for most that this oil disruption is bigger than all past oil disruptions combined in the last 50 years by far
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>>61968753
Mumu would never
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>>61968722
Checked
>heemed into the shadow realm
Maybe they will find new prospects there?
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>>61968754
I thought white women extracted that from horses into buckets manually.
Never thought a machine would be used.
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Why aren't you in BETR or WIX?
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I just bought Dicks Sporting Goods, what am I in for?
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>>61968737
Ultra bottom sign.
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>>61968762
anon I...... that's a cow anon.....
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what do i buy RIGHT now and sell tomorrow bros..?
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>>61968758
C'mon man, Oil is just 90$. Prices are transitory. C'mon man.
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>>61968575
>hostile oil shall not pass
>all oil is inherently non-hostile
Huh
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>>61968750
What a dumbfuck statement lol
>it will take le months!
Literally nothing.
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>>61968758
Coupled with JIT delivery systems across all industries worldwide it's far beyond just an oil shock.
It's a big fucking spanner in the works.
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Todays a good day to spreadsheet up what to buy at what price in the next 10 months
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>>61968769
it's a horse
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>>61968764
everyday is great at dicks
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>>61968755
current year mtg card art
how are defense stocks doing? I chose oil
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>>61968770
PATH - trading close to 52 week lows and has earnings after hours is going to BTFO expectations and raise guidance.
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>>61968774
people also dont realize how fragile literally our entire economic system really is
remember during covid when we had shipping problems anad people were freaking out because they might not be able to buy mcslop for a few days?
economic markets cannot handle this and its going to get ugly. they can carpet bomb iran and its not going to end. they have to gain ground control and that takes YEARS
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>IAE confirms 400 million barrels emergency supply
>brent barely moving
oh ok
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>Can't buy USO anymore on Saxo, nor any commodity ETF/ETN for that matter
For fucks sake, come on. I remember seeing restrictions a few months ago, like for the 3x Nivida I loved, but I could see why they would restrict such degeneracy, even though they shouldn't. but fucking USO? Really?
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RNWF might be the next HGRAF. Rumor is they cracked fusion energy.
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>Report: certain voices in the Trump administration are mulling over making the short-selling of equities illegal
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>>61968792
RNWF
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>>61968789
market pricing in that its going to take much longer to take control of the strait that that reserves wont last long enough without severe reduction in use
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>>61968644
Literally no different than this guy. In fact, nothing is different at all in this administration.
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>>61968789
Do you think they can immediately release all that oil at once into market? At best maybe 1-2 million bpd which compared to Hormuz is nothing. This is worse than Russian energy crisis that followed after Ukraine war.
Why are so many of you retarded
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>>61968795
i remember watching the market go off a cliff when they implemented the uptick rule 18 years ago
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NEW DEEPSEEK MODEL IS COMING OUT


You better start shorting tech companies anon. Another once in a lifetime opportunity
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liquidity is starting to really thin
the kike spikes are getting stronger
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>>61968686
ngl, this humiliation ritual is quite funny
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Expect an energy crisis, but not the end of America.
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news just happened
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>>61968806
AI was so 2025, we're fighting over decomposed dinosaur cadavers in the ground now
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>>61968813
it didnt, its kike spikes in a low liquidity market
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>>61968746
Wait, he's gay to like the guy consuming half of the world's hair gel? How come so many homos get into a position of power, it should be studied, really.
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>>61968806
based, this and boots on ground please for a giga slurp
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>Trump Tells Axios There's "Practically Nothing Left" To Target In Iran -
@Axios

Market literally only pumping and dumping on Trump, so dumb.
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>>61968808
If you find yourself in this situation, why not just buy a couple of those orthopedic shoe insert pads and stuff your oversized footies on top of them? You'd still be loose around the sides but you can probably get enough top-bottom tension to stop the worst of the flopping around and you'd look a bit taller. I'd do great in the White House.
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>>61968822
the market cant do anything else right now, participation is way down
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>>61968812
energy prices are global anon
even if there's no shortage in the US, raising prices will affect your country either way
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>>61968812
Why is there never a 'you get a 3 month break from work' crisis?
And no, wfh, getting fired or redundant doesnt count.
I just want something that let me keep my job but get a nice break. Or just fucking nuke me already, cause im not escaping the cage with the current markets
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>>61968822
btw this is extremely bearish
if theres nothing left, then how is the strait not open? lmao that means the us has exhausted all options
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>>61968822
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they're really shameless with the oil shorts
might actually get squeezed
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>>61968822
HAHAHAHAHA OIL BAGGIES HAHAHA OIL TO 2.50 HAHAHA
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TESLA
>TESLA
TESLA
>TESLA

accelarate
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>>61968820
Primary psychopathy is associated with bisexuality, and primary psychopathy is associated with higher success in corperate and politics.
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what happened? that spike on NQ was killer (i won)
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>>61968823
The real question is, if they're so afraid and go along with the humiliation ritual, why they didn't buy the same model of those measly 149 bucks shoes at the right size, and get rid of the wrong sized ones they were offered. It's not like the demented orange nigger would see the difference.
Jesus. Even there they're completely fucking DUMB.
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>>61968836
yeah i wouldnt touch that meme garbage
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>>61968781
defense stocks are flat becuase despite their demand their production is capped. They just don't have enough factories to keep up with demand. Scaling production is easier with lower interest rates however the longer oil is higher the more like rates remain the same or even go up.
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>>61968843
it's pumping
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RESERVE STATUS?
TAPPED
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>>61968781
More like bact
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>>61968848
damn donkey lips
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>>61968789
Priced in.
Onwards and upwards.
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Which one, bold tanker captain?
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>>61968827
I'm well aware anon, but people expecting this to turn into the complete dismantling of America are getting ahead of themselves. It's bad, but it's not the apocalypse, and realistically, Iran isn't capable of keeping this up indefinitely.
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Banks are leaving Dubai
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>>61968856
dont forget the near 100% chance of getting droned even if you guess right
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Oil storage facilities have been bombed in Oman just of now
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>>61968860
Total whore financial death
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>>61968831
>the us has exhausted all options
Operation draft and paratrooper drop all our niggers into the heart of Tehran is still an option.
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>>61968860
The kinehans not feeling so comfy now.
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>>61968867
that will take YEARS to establish order on the ground
and it will fail just like it did in iraq and afghanistan
if they couldnt do it there, iran is 5 times less likely
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Is SLB a good pick? There must be a lot of maintenance after this war
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>>61968874
Who said the purpose of dropping all of our niggers into a city was to establish order boss?
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>>61968808
It took me a second, but those are just military dress uniform shoes. Weird flex, but still understandable.
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>>61968865
Iran will end fossil fuels.
Green Nuclear Energy is what they've always been about
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>>61968881

Holy based
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>>61968883
you didnt understand what i meant by order, not fix their country, but conquer it into submission
it didnt work in the other countries, it wont work there, if they have to do major ground operations, its over
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>>61968881
what if they just rename israel would that work
call it jewtopia or something
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>>61968881
>Trump tries to TACO
>Iranian CHADS tell him to fuck off
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
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>>61968881
It's more of a concept than an entity.
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>>61968892
You can defeat any country by just sending in millions of niggers and jeets. Once the ethnic identity of the country is lost, it has been conquered. We're not changing minds, we're changing people boss.
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lets gooooooooo
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So how bad is censorship that Dubai airport and refinery being bombed barely hits news
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My financial analyst says china will take taiwan with hundred percent certainty.
The best chance they'll ever get, is right now.
They can immediately overwhelm the island and take it while america is occupied with Iran and europe is occupied with ukraine.
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>>61968881
You know what, the funniest part is how at the beginning Iran was getting aggro from all the other countries, but by the end it will go the exact reverse
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>>61968901
either way it wont happen, that would be too crazy even if i like the idea of sending the whole of india directly into iran
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IREN Juicing me right now
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>>61968881
B-B-BASED
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>>61968897

It’s hilarious how much they fucked this up. The Israelis really goaded us into this mess but the best part is when things get really bad Israel will be stuck holding the bag surrounded by angry Muslims
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>>61968881
Iran can´t be seen to be TACOing to their own public, even if they wanted to, sort of happens if you kill 150 little girls.
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>>61968905
Would it be worth it? At what cost boss?
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>>61968905
your financial analyst is not a military analyst
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kikes shorting oil again
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>>61968905
Honestly thinking this over he may be right about it being their best chance, will they do it is another story.
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IEA is gonna release a new statement in a few minutes
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Welp
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/11/iea-oil-reserves-crude-prices-iran-g7-energy.html
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>HGRAF

kek baggies
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wish ikea would release a new statement instead
need to spruce up the living room
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>>61968918
Plus I don't think US would allow China to have the most advanced semiconductor fab in world. China might take island but US might destroy any critical infrastructure that would make it worthwhile
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>>61968905
Europe and China are rising
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>>61968934
I'm thinking about getting one of their cheap standing desks to unfuck my back.
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>>61968881
LETS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61968806
Wonder which American AI company Chinkstink stole from this time
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>>61968938
europe is extremely weak
china is probably strong but they dont do any wars so its likely they arent as strong as they want us to think
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>>61968881
genuinely the funniest things i've read in a bit
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>>61968936
The US doesn't have the authority to allow or not allow anyone to do anything
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Uhm... why line go down?
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>>61968947
it does, mostly because of the current economic system
china could rip the bandaid off and just take over as the global power and reserve currency but it would destroy the financial system worldwide for a long time, but they would come out on the other side strong for sure
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>>61968936
>Plus I don't think US would allow China to have the most advanced semiconductor fab in world.
Trump is gonna tweet about it but what else can he do right now? Israel wants him to destroy Iran.
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'Israeli and U.S. Officials Say They Are Preparing For At Lease Two More Weeks Of Strikes In Iran' - Axios
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>>61968949
dunno like some oil thing on the other side of the world or something
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Just bought a mattress pad for my bed. WAGMI
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>>61968881
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>>61968881
Just when you think you can't respect someone more.
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>>61968936
>>61968947
remote kill switches are already in place
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>>61968955
TWO
MORE
WEEKS

AT LEASE
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>>61968955
>2 more weeks to stop the spread >>61968961
Definitely plus there's AI race Mo way US is allowing Beijing to walk in and have access to most powerful fab in world
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>>61968792
>RNWF
Looking at the Kepler deck right now... Stock is back-testing a breakout, looks good for an entry. Little bit sketched out that it is OTC only the parent company is coming out of restructuring, but the tech looks interesting... tempted to buy.
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>>61968881
HOLY BASED
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>>61968808
Fuck, just wearing whatever size he guesses your shoe size to be. Ultimate metaphor for America…
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>>61968968
the military makes soldiers do it by giving them ill fitting boots all the time
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gonna be a scary day in markets when this oil thing makes all big companies lose 3-5 on their pe multiple instantly
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>>61968931
that's only 4 days of supply xD
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>>61968962

>at lease

I love seeing new variants of the “doggy dog world” meme
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>>61968976
its some diamond dozen shit for sure
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>>61968844
the problem is this country treats men like shit so no one is going to make a missile for you except the most golem of single mother we are charlie cucks. we are in falling down x200. imagine getting a job at raytheon for government neckbeards to chip you down over your salary and then ack you afterwards and you'll be dead.
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>>61968975
No shit, but its like 20 days of Hormuz oil.
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>>61968881
You want me to believe our Leader went before the Oman clerics with his cock tucked between his legs begging for cease fire boss?
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Why isn't oil dumping? I want to buy some cheapies at 80
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>>61968981
if you live in the rural us, [white] men still treat each other pretty well
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>>61968987
isnt the most logical thing to happen that oil stays high after every country panic releases reserves?
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Damn sold Medivir too soon. It’s up 42% today.
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>>61968986
Yes.
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>>61968988
ban circumcision and we'll discuss.
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I am afraid we have no other choice. We have to dismantle Israel.
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Best way to benefit from oil crabing is buying producers since they make bank even at $80 oil
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>>61968881
>JUST IN - The Iranian Head of the National Security Council has been killed in a drone strike confirmed to be targeting his convoy. The world is still waiting on those never before seen weapons.
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>>61968936
>he thinks chyna cares about le semi meme
Bruh.
No but really, BRUH.
Look at a map. And also a more uncommon oceans depth map. Chyna can't get its nuclear subs out without being detected in a way or another, especially due to that *annoying* Taiwan island, on top of all the other countries nearby.
Rendering their entire nuclear deterrence useless. That's it. That's all it is.
And a semi factory weights absolutely zero compared to this as far as chyna is concerned.
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>>61968714

9m market cap
Record revenue and backorders
I think 2025 revenue was supposed to be 120m-150m?

Company is trading at bankruptcy levels. France redressment judiciaire resolving should send stock back to 100m market cap which would be a 10-11x
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>>61968881
very based of the muzzies
surprised they don't try and push more propaganda about the JQ to the west to turn more against israel

>>61968938
>china rising
china is now dealing with an aging and declining population just like Europe, picrel
doesn't mean stocks go down with it, but it presents risk
I agree with >>61968905, if they're actually serious about taking Taiwan, then now is a reasonable time
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>>61969003
Also Chinese revanchism
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>>61969004
>9m market cap
lmao scam garbage company i wouldnt touch it with your money
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>>61969003
fug, it was meant for boss
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As of this post, MSFT has moved 0% this month. Fucking gayest stock of all time.
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>>61969002
you make the best memes anon, <3
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>>61969010
small cap =/= scam
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>>61969003
>And a semi factory weights absolutely zero compared to this
He doesn't know
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kikes are trying real hard to stop markets from going down
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>make a post
>it doesnt show up
fuck this place and fuck you guys
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>>61969017
99.9% of the time it is, enjoy funding their ceo and getting diluted on retard
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>>61969016
I stole that one, but I agree kek. Can't take credit for that one.
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>>61968986
yep
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I think Trump realised he made a big whoopsie and is begging Iran for a ceasefire so that he can fix the global markets before it all crashes down
Now the only remaining question is whether Iran will agree to a ceasefire to replenish their weapons and defenses, or if they want to deal a blow to US/Israel great enough to be left alone for a longer period of time
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>>61969020
shill out with the racism
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>>61968563
Would be good. There needs to be a culling. Starting with unemployed zoomers
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They're pumping the market every day kek
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>>61969013

Anon they have been jeeted for some time. You should know by now every company that appoints a jeet to be in charge is a literal 3rd worlder fall guy.
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>>61968986
i think its extremely likely a ceasefire will be negotiated and is in real negotiation but iran will continue to talk mad shit until its finalized to cause fear and fud etc
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>>61969032
MU?
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>>61969004
> The company was founded by Adrian Lofer, Dimitry Dobrenko and Eyal Peso on October 26, 2009 and is headquartered in Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel.
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mental wellness check on HGRAF baggies
are you suicidal?
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>>61969030
boomer hands typed this post
But I'll be okay with heeming both of you.
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i still wanna hear from the bynd baggies
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>>61969033
both sides are heated in public but negotiating behind the scenes
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where is the money going?
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>>61969036
No. Corrections are normal. I'm expecting a deeper correction, although we might base out around here first and go higher before the next 50% correction.
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>>61969034
The MU CEO is actually a pretty cool jeet he co founded sandisk back in the 90s
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NEW

>>61969043
>>61969043
>>61969043

NEW
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slaughter by the river of souls
the river of souls
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>>61969027
If they didn't kill Khomeini and the leaders I think we could have had a ceasefire by now.
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>>61969020
And to stop oil going up.
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>>61969047

>>61969047

>>61969047
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HGRAF OG anon. I threw some money at RNFW. Guess we'll find out of it's a scam or not, but Dr. Brandenburg looks legit. Got 100,000 shares.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/world/middleeast/iran-war-putin-russia-energy-oil-prices.html

Just lift sanctions on russian oil. Problem solved. Why the fuck were they sanctioning russian oil in the first place??
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>>61968905
They can't take it without destroying the country. Plus, don't they get their oil for their military ships and airplanes from middle east?

Probably better to wait for next president who might actually say fuck it. Just take it.
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>>61969067
I think so too. Yesterday it just looked like they were doing some shilling to get people to pump. Of course they were going to sell. This needs money. I am seeing shit coin tier pumping but not so much with dumping. It is the steep pumps that are worrisome.
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>>61968903
The hilarious part is that this tiny strip of land is the reason why ships have to go around Ash Shishah Oman. And there is no road to this island peninsula! Just a hiking trail that ends at some steep mountains. The only way to get there is by boat.
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Imagine how much better this board would be if there were no third-worlders who cannot rise beyond their emotions of
>AYAYAYAYA ITS OVER FOR GREAT SATAN BHENCHOD
and invest and lose money based on that
National Internet with filtered, 100% US traffic when? Like I don't want to have any contact with these people whatsoever, stay on your shithole third world internet instead.
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>>61969283
shut the fuck up bitch this clown state is going down a tel aviv toilet
>NOOO IM A GOOD PATRIOT CHRISTKEK!!! JESUS IS KING!!
die
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>>61969338
Ermm but it's not doe
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Gonna go all in polymarket No bet Vance



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