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vassal edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61969047
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
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RNWF
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I have "invested" in a nigh reckless amount of PBR 20 dollar calls.
5x or KMS
call it
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I love america and I wish I would be isekaid as an american. God bless you guys for saving the world from these islamic terrorists.
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Spain is acting sovereign but its another vassal
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>>61970375
countries that suck the dick on both knees will be saved during ww3
countries that dont will not
its that simple
germany is a good dick sucker
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Chances for rug in AH?
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>>61970386
will the piece of shit hurry up and hit $7 already what the fuck i don't have all year
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Based Iran making the entire world seethe
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>>61970384
One nation under our Leader. With liberty and Justice for niggers.
#Boss
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>>61970396
Elevated
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Spanish tankers are due to go through.
This is a move to make Spain into a logistics superpower.
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i'm putting together a team of the smartest investors in the world
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What if this is the end, no more ups, no more downs. Just sideways forever.
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>>61970402
you fucker made me laugh
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>>61970386
wish I could buy pinks in my tfsa
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>>61970391
You know what, you're alright for a foreigner. You're welcome. I hope you have a nice day boss.
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>>61970396
higher than (((they))) would have you believe
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HGRAF
Hope you bought the dip
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PBR and SBLK next 3 months
S and KODK tomorrow
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>>61970428
if you want to get into the graphite revolution, you should purchase your shares from a reputable company with a male CEO boss. $CVV
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>>61970394
Explain how Spain is not a vassal state doing what its told.
And don't bring up what their politicians said. That doesn't matter.
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>>61970435
KYS
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Unironically preferred the casino under Biden,I know, I know, no crying in the casino, i just don't like the new management and the new house rules.
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>>61970435
CVV has no scalability. Expensive vapor deposition.
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>>61970386
I bought $50 worth. Not enough to make me a gorillionaire if it takes off, but I've spent more on dumber things
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>>61970440
This is much more entertaining. I got raped repeatedly by Biden's bear market as a 37 yo CHILD
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>follow penny stock scams for laughs
>HGRAF down 15% today
>check the rebbit
>it's a bunch of chink tier shitcoin marketers posting copium
>baggie niggers getting downvoted to hell for posting shit like "idk guys I feel like full porting wasn't the smartest idea"
>pic related
loving every laugh
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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>>61970442
HGRAF literally has a instathot CEO with no background, 0 contracts, switched CEO's like 4 times already, all the early investors are PowerOne affiliates, only partnerships are fake jeet scams, massive negative revenue despite having tons of shit produced. Yes, it works at a lab scale, but nobody wants it.
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>>61970453
hurr pic related
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>>61970456
down .018%
but at least I have you babe
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>S&P HAS WARNED THAT THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT IS BEGINNING TO STRAIN CREDIT CHANNELS ACROSS MULTIPLE SECTORS.

https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2031794099121229977
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>>61970453
Baggies are always funny, buying high, not knowing where the price is going, panic selling. Then when it recovers and goes higher in a few weeks they'll panic buy the next top.
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>>61970456
Up 3.7%, largely due to Oracle's resuscitation.
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>>61970456
>-0.12%
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Well, that was a lot of nothing.
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>>61970456
up 1%, 3 green days in a row.

don't worry babe, things are gonna be ok.
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>>61970456
-$251.56 (-1.97%)
Up 14% for the week...
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>>61970456
+4.22%
Slurped a little graphmeme and bought some RNWF lotto tickets
Looking like +8% so far this week
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>He didn't buy PATH

Last chance smiggers there are no breaks on this train. ALL ABOARD!

THIS IS THE PATH YOU CHOSE
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>>61970396
dunno about a rug, but i think the bleed continues
im not gonna fight trend
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Everyone was looking for the Black Swan, but it turns out it was an orange swan all along.
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>>61970456
well, I bought oil on the news that vessels were attacked in hormuz and it is being mined.
up a nice 400$ and will probably start selling slowly tonight.
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>>61970486
>AIGODS
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>>61970456
Today: -0.05%
This Week: +1.23%
This Month: -1.77%
This Year: -5.22%
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>>61970456
I have no money left.
I have no idea what I'm going to do now.
I don't know how anyone can MAKE money. I don't know how oil is working, I made calls, nothing is up. Defense is nothing either.

You'd think all this shit going on, it'd be easy to make money.

Won't see you guys again. Got to figure what I can sell to make money now.
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hey you know nothing ever happens?
that applies to the midterms, too
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>>61970456
+0.8%
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>>61970375
Spain must be considered a Tier Three nation (request Regime Change, Warning: semi-Advanced Military). Prescribe: propaganda campaign "antisemitic" long range sniper gun strike, time of death January 15th 2027 if required.
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>>61970463
>Conflict
Conflict is a strong word, it gives the tone that we are even and not completely decimating the Iranians. They really should refer to it as the situation in Persia, or the changing of Regimes in Persia. Furthermore I think it is for the better if we stop referring to it as Iran all together and just go back to calling it Persia. This destroys the caliphate boss.
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Death to Nasdaq. That is all.
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>>61970495
:< all gains are transient in this mortal coil, dont feel bad
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How can you guys just sit there when the DOW. THE DOW. Is bleeding faster than the Nasdaq.
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>>61970456
+5.2%
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>>61970464
never ask a penny stock baggie about volume or liquidity (they literally don't know)
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>>61970459
simply delicious
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>>61970504
I didn't make gains, even then, any gains went straight back into trying to make more gains.

Which became more losses.
My.port is down 73% this WEEK
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>>61970456
I free ball'd Oil today on the dip, rode it up, and made 2.54%
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>>61970495
Sell your ass on the street, that always works.
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>>61970510
boomer pig index
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>>61970510
Very comfortably sir :3

I'm all in cash apart from my GAMB & GRRR bags and I can't wait to slurp

Also GAMB have earnings tomorrow morning. Yay! It can't possibly get any worse, right???
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I still don't understand why the market pumped so much after Trump told his obvious lie
It allowed me to sell several stocks at pre-war level at least
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>>61970518
you were sizing too big
if you gamble with most of your chips, then you cant make good decisions
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>>61970520
No car
I live in the woods, closest town is near 10 mins drive.
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>>61970456
Still heemed from buying NGAS top
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This is all my life savings on USO calls

When is oil reaching $250 per barrel?
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>>61970496
So the nothing ever happens case is dems sweep and vote for more wars on behalf of Israel? Or split congress?
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>>61970456
+1.64%
55% of my savings is in Intel, and they've been carrying me this week.
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>>61970493
below april tariff dip. always funny to see
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>>61970532
We is not getting TND or TWD or TJD
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>>61970518
>My.port is down 73% this WEEK
Why do you people keep falling for the options meme
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>>61970495
That's what you get for joining in too early. Fomo is the number one killer of investors.
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>>61970528
My chips were all i had.
What happened to "spend money to make.money"?
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>>61970531
take the profit NOW you have like 2 mins left
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I just booked my gookfu a vacation away from me so I can go on a bender for a whole week. This is going to be awesome boss.
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>>61970539
Tell me how I can buy stocks over $100 each with less than $20?
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>worst oil supply shock ever
>40% of the world's oil production is gone
>30% from Hormuz + 10% from Israel/Iraq/SA
>"hUrR dUrR oIl Is GoInG tO $60"
Are these posters retarded or just mossad?
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>>61970531
TWO MORE WEEKS

But really, about two week. Sunday is the ides of march and the spirits tell me shit will go bananas from Monday.

The sky is already on fire and falling down, but no one has looked up yet to sound the alarm.
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>>61970456
shitty crab day
lost 36 bucks
BUT IM READY FOR GAMB EARNINGS TOMORROW MORNINGS
YOU WILL SEE SARRRRRS
I DID THE NEEDFUL AND PRAISED VISHNU
WE WILL FUCKING REDEEM!!!!!
btw i won 200$ with a call yesterday so thats my gambling money for the week thank you bogs
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I went long oil this morning so I’m sorry that it’s going to rug now
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>>61970541
I had oil stuff pre planes in the skies.
Right as we got that tweet about getting ppl out of embassies, that's when I grabbed oil shipping stuff. Still dated for 3/20.
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>>61970542
no single trade should be bigger than 5% of your bp and even that is high but i assume you dont have a lot of money
if you try to make multibaggers quick, you are jusit gonna go to zero
capital preservation and closing trades while they are green over time is how you succeed at this
its like investing but more stressful because it still takes a long time
some can get lucky and make some big gains early on but most wont and the ones who keep trying to run it up to be a multi millionaire in a month will just get heemed
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>>61970542
Iren, and Nbis leading the pack right new regarding capex
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>>61970550
Here's what you're gonna do with that last $20.

Buy 5 GAMB shares immediately before earnings tomorrow.

Sell them for $50 in a couple of weeks.

Roll that into GRRR calls.

You'll be set for life.
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>>61970550
Why are you crying you lost your lunch money
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>>61970542
>>61970544
Also don’t correlate too many trades like me. It’s better to be a mix of long and short at any given time
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>>61970559
>if you try to make multibaggers quick, you are jusit gonna go to zero
I’ve made over 30 grand these last two months just full porting into anything I see going up. My job pays me maybe one and half times that over the course of a year.
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>>61970458
Do you base all your trades on you mommy issues?
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>>61970550
Buy some kneepads and get to work earning those $100s
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I maded this for you smiggers :3
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>>61970456
Best day so far.
+1%, up 7% YTD.

Oil stocks and phosphate up, my copper ate shit.
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>>61970572
Looks like it was made by AI, are you telling me that AI can post in /smg/ boss?
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>>61970559
I just want like 1k or so, nothing crazy.
Hate it because anything good isn't worth it, it'll drop or i can't get in because stock isn't available everyone.

My YTD is nearly 93%, that's including gains used to put back in. I never took profit, just used profit to try to make more profit until it ate into my actual money more and more.

I feel like this whole thing is worthless unless you have like 10k to toss around.
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>>61970458
> HGRAF
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PL is gonna be up bigly after earnings and talking about how closely they work with the government in the call. Next week
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>>61970567
keep doing it bro, your day will come
if youre smart, youll size down
if youre dumb, youll remember today and be filled with regret because you didnt have to make the trade that ultimately breaks you
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>>61970572
AI sloppa
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>>61970578
kek
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>>61970407
Snibs meet Pump-Dump. The bouncier version of you.
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>>61970578
GAUZ fucking won
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>>61970456
-0.51%
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>>61970576
The Faggler, I'm telling you that you are the only real poster on this entire board. We've been running a social experiment on you, like a Truman show with no viewers.
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>>61970563
Because I make less than lunch money and I want these stocks to give me infinity money like movies and TV told me I can get. Now gib insider info.
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>>61970577
less than 10k you need to gamble 10% of your port on options plays. Good time to do it but good luck. long oil over the summer
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>>61970588
I don’t need to exist to lose money
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happening schizos keep getting their shit pushed in
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>>61970437
Spain is a vassal of international jewry. Germany is a vassal of zionists. Both of them are pathetic traitors to their own peoples. That retarded feminist leader of Spain can complain all she wants about israel but you know she would call you racist if you explain to her that all of her policies are jewish in origin. Europe intensely gatekeeps actual resistance to jewry from politics with this false political dichotomy.
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>>61970598
go back
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>>61970588
So what does that make you boss?
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>WOOF
Still a dying business but up on earnings.
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>>61970582
Is this any better :_;

>>61970597
Oil is $88 retard, that's the lowest you'll see it for a couple of months.
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>>61970597
happening sisters...
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>>61970605
A nothing, a figmant of your collective imaginations and a shadow of the man you could be if only you weren't so paralyzed by your self doubt. FOOL THAT YOU ARE, LOOK UPON OURSELVES AND DESPAIR!
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still on the fence if i should dump 50% of my portfolio on a oil lotto ticket and hope for a quick 10% by the end of the week

don't wanna nuke my portfolio though lul
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>>61970609
me and babe top left
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>>61970581
I’ve been taking more and more profits out as of late. My problem is I get too greedy and have a trigger finger when it comes to selling on a bad day. If I avoided selling even twice on my worst days I would be 5x higher than I am currently. Though I’ve at least proven to myself that I can double my portfolio several times in a single month, just looking for tickers richer people has no issue throwing a few hundred grand in.
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...PATHgods?
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I bought a triple leveraged oil ETF yesterday. I'm gonna need a good pump overnight and tomorrow.

Do your thing
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>>61970456
Today: -0.37%
This week: +0.95%
This year: -0.05%

Quiet year.
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>>61970578
>parabolic crab
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>>61970531
Charge your phone FFS.
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>>61970615
dump 10% of your port and hope for a quick 50% optionschudussy
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hgrafsisters i don't feel so good
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>>61970572
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>>61970620
>Commodity ETF
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>>61970632
Institutional investors are moving in. If you got in before today's close, you're in a good position.
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>>61970614
Yeah I don't believe you.
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>>61970620
I sell my 3x at close. Made 8% today.
Fuck holding that shit overnight. I'll buy again tomorrow.
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>>61970632
buy high sell low madarchode
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>>61970644
>>61970641
uh, boss?
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>>61970375
lmao @ spain and the rest of europe thinking they are free countries am I rite fellow coca cola enjoyers
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>>61970456
+0.47%
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>fidelity wants you to pony up $50 for 1 (one) foreign stock trade
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>>61970651
stop fuckin buying Coca Cola, the monkeydonian owns KO.
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What's your prediction for gold and silver by the end of the year, lads? I'd ask in PMG but I already know theyll just say "hurrr, 1k and $10 hopefully"
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When I mentioned fertilizer stocks last week I thought there's no way other people didn't think about it first, that surely it has been priced in.

Maybe not too late to invest in Dow and LYB. It's too obvious but the stocks haven't really moved yet.
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>>61970656
5600 and 78
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How long until we get an /HGRAF/ general for all the baggies to live in?
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>>61970654
lol wtf
which exchange?
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I am feeling creative tonight smiggie pies :3

>>61970660
NTR also, each day the strait is closed we moon.
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>>61970656
80% chance crab 20% chance pump <50%
slim chance of rugging
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>>61970662
Not bullish on silver?
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>>61970491
>will probably start selling slowly tonight
How are you doing this? Isn't after hours selling limited to the huge players?
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>>61970615
i did this except i just bought calls on real economy stuff because i figured that a typically sensible and levelheaded people like the joos would not continue a project a that will hyperstagflate the economy at a time when american opinion is flipping against israel at least according to gallup and you have antisemites running nyc, you know, given history

i also figured that trump, a populist, who's only basis of support (and the only reason the establishment hasn't yet been able to imprison him) is the crowd, would not plug his ears to the voice of the crowd.

i have been beheemed in these bets.
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>>61970668
Nah I think it'll still wear off from all of the attention it got
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>>61970672
I spotted the problem. You forgot reality is shitty, gay and retarded
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>>61970654
use ibkr for foriegn markets
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>>61970660
>>61970666
My ideas for a prolonged hormuz shutdown:

- Fertilizers (CF, NTR)
- Chemicals (DOW, LYB)
- Coal (ASX: YAL, ASX: WHC, ASX: NHC)*

These will take a bit of time to move:
- Atlantic LNG (GLNG)
- Atlantic offshore drilling (RIG)
- Ethylene shipping (NVGS)
- Chemicals shipping (Oslo - SNI.OL)

It will take time for people to make the decision to start drilling elsewhere to reduce reliance on the AG.
Shipping chemicals and ethylene from the Atlantic will take around 1-2 months. It makes no sense to drag small specialized ships on long haul trades, but when it finally happens the fleet will be stretched incredibly thin and the arbitrage will be insanely massive.
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Each Hyperion unit generates 25 tons of graphene per year. 1 ton of graphene sells for $280k, with a profit margin of 70%-80% after Opex, so $200,000k profit per ton to round it down. And that's for the lowest 99.8% grade of graphene, they can get up to 5 9's purity, but that sells for closer to $800k per ton. Capex per Hyperion unit is covered in 44 days of operation. The life time for a Hyperion unit is modeled out as 10 years.

With a single production facility of 500 Hyperion units, which is what is planned initially, that's 12,500 tons per year. They are planning on building multiple production facilities as needed to scale up to demand over the years, with longer term plans for a facility in South Korea and in Germany.

So with one facility, $200,000 * 12,500 = $2,500,000,000 profit per year. Multiply that with a P/E ratio of 40 and you get $100 billion mcap.
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whats the next big thing after this oil thingy is done?
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>>61970670
There are brokers and platforms that allow us small fry to trade after hours, though liquidity is severely limited and your chances of buying or selling what you want is dicey. Charles Schwab is one such; they offer a platform called thinkorswim.
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>>61970678
Im just surprised. I grew up around joos and I would say at least half of my friends were joos and more than half of the girls i dated, and most of the people ive worked for.

I have never known them to freak the fuck out for political cause memes like this.

This is goy behavior from them, im somewhat disappointed.
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>>61970687
I’m thinking WEAT
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>>61970689
Thanks!
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>>61970618
that kind of volatility in your account is not good bro. that shit means 2 bad trades in a row with your sizing and you are dead
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>>61970687
GGLL, TQQQ and SOXL
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>>61970687
Fusion
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I bought hgraf at the top…
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>>61970690
You must have known normal functional Jews. Unfortunately they are a minority within a minority.
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>>61970683
Let's do some back of the cum napkin math. My peenus weenus produces 200 million sperms per goon session. If we assume $1 (minimum) per spermatoid and $5 opex per goon sesh (high quality water based lube) and burger king (whopper w cheese fries and large drink) then apply a modest 400x giga cap price/sperm ratio I estimate I could have Warren Buffet rimming my crusty ass hole by EOY.
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>>61970706
I was considering buying it today, but one look that chart and I changed my buy in to $5, now looking at the p/e, I'm thinking maybe 3.50.
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>>61970687
Recession
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>>61970682
Based and YGMI pilled

Remember, this will eventually end very abruptly, take profits set stops etc.

But we haven't seen maximum fear yet, that'll come very soon. Weekends are key, no strait open by Monday and we gap down, few bullish bullshit tweets from Trump and we rise higher then rinse and repeat as the strait remains closed due to AIDS.
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>>61970687
Fiat collapse.
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>Oil at 88.14
Maybe this ain't so bad after all
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We really haven't moved since October. 6 months of this
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>>61970720
the longer oil stays up, the more likely bobo is gonna cum
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>>61970637
What's wrong with it? I don't usually dabble in commodities, I just wanted a quick gamble on oil

>>61970647
Oil still being up after all the shit that came out today must mean that this shit isn't coming down unless Iran says they're opening the straight. I don't think that's likely
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You smiggers are still in on the HIMS short squeeze, right?

ALSO LOOK AT OIL COMPUTER ITS ABOUT TO BREAKOUT PAST $90!
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>>61970706
I tried to warn you, I even posted the chart.
Very sad, many such cases.
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>>61970716
I don't see how it ends.

The armada of Chinese state owned ships sailing to Yanbu makes me think that China has already struck a deal with Saudi to get most if not all of its output from the "backup". China already gets 2 million barrels per day from Iran, plus LPG and methanol.

Maybe China does not care as much about Hormuz as we think.
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Cost me $56 to fill up my tank today
Basically one share of SSO
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>>61970710
There is still a lot of covering of bibis ass going on when he has failed in his project.

There were other ways of restoring Israel to its fair borders and turning the whole world antisemitic to the point people are posting /pol/ shit on twitter openly and world leaders are calling people zogsalves- that is a capital F failure.

A liberal israeli could have just folded palestine in and gentrified them out of the country or used some other slower but less risky tool.

That all of this had to be done with feel good violence and imperialism is goyish.
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>>61970736
It cost me 75 Euros and i drive a Corolla.
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>>61970736
walk you fat fuck
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My girlfriend is so annoying, haha, I literally cuddle her until she falls asleep then go and watch some TV and she will come in 5 minutes like "where did you go? Why did you leave?", then she'll cuddle up to me again and fall straight asleep again. Haha, so annoying, arrrggh.
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>>61970456
+1,1% thanks to TSM, uranium miners and oil storage
+8.8 ytd
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>>61970755
This nigga thinks we got walkable cities in burgerland
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>>61970453
Yeah I asked an AI about it after I saw that interview with the CEO and when it replied that most investors bought in at 50 cents and the company only sold like $18,000 worth of charcoal last year and current owners were quickly getting diluted and the stock was trading at $7, I just went nope and walked away.

Yeah the company is quickly growing and has the lowest cost to production, but finding a buyer for their powder is going to take a decade+ if they even survive that long. Carbon fiber started going mainstream in the early 2000s and it still hasn't fully penetrated the mass market. This stuff is basically similar to shredded carbon fiber as far as what it can do to materials, it makes them stiffer but more brittle. It's not some magic material like the woman CEO claims, none of the bullshit about it being super conductive and 10x stronger than steel applies when it's a powder and it will never be anything but a powder.

If it drops back to like a dollar I might throw in a couple grand just for fun.
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>>61970758
Haha oh man that must be so irritating lmao.

If I died today no one would find me for weeks until the smell seeped out of my apartment :3
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>>61970760
I sold all my uranium miners because it would go up 10% down 20% up 15% down 13% it's a schizos game.
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>>61970767
>-> ....You don't work?
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Oldfag boomer here, jacked to the tits in BigOil. When do we start placing puts fellas?

And fuck these Captchas
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>>61970670
yeah many platforms allow 24/7 trading on certain stocks. As soon as I read tankers are being hit and the straight is mined I bought. I doubt it will last so I will start selling soon.
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>>61970767
Get a mcjob and make friends with one. Eventually one will get attached and be super annoying like mine.
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>>61970758
My girlfriend wants to peg me because she read about it is some erotic novel.
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>>61970772
Right now
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>>61970682
>ferts
MOS has alot of inventory buildup, had shit earnings and is pretty beaten up over brazil exposure. the inventory could be a huge boon now. more speculative but very well could be the runner of the three
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>>61970683
You're missing the biggest factor of a new technology which is finding some one to buy your black powder. You're just assuming they're going to build this thing and it will print money. It takes decades to build up demand for new materials.
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>>61970771
Smigposting is my work
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For my AI niggers in the chat, what's your next play? I have a 95 share heavy bag of MU @410.
Now I want to setup another position. Something AI infra/energy/cloud related.

I'm thinking IREN is worth getting back into at this price. NBIS might have locked in growth until the end of the year too with all these news. Might be an easy 2x with those 2 by EOY.
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Are uranium overbought? Is it better to stay out until a crash? I don't want to deal with some shady jr exolorer.
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>>61970780
Where does one find a girl who is into pegging?
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>>61970780
HAwT
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>>61970780
what erotic novel? asking for a friend haha
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>>61970736
I have to fill up today. It was just under $3 a gallon for 87 last time.
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>>61970769
I've been close to sell several times, but I think long term it's still a good investment.
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>>61970776
i was actually looking at part time jobs for this reason specifically. perhaps i will take it more seriously after reading this.
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Errrm someone just mcfuckin DIED at trump's speach
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>>61970788
SK Hynix is even better than MU as NVDA actually use their products lol.

However worst Korea is going to be fucked by this Iran fiasco, but it will present an excellent entry point. Use the Euro ADR ticker HY9H

Photonics are the new Quantum Computers, AAOI & AMPX are going parabolic and have some juice left in the tank.

I also like ZETA & GRRR :3
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>>61970810
Nvidia uses Micron doe
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>>61970766
From what little I've read about it they all seem to tout all these amazing "catalysts" that hinge on potential DoD contracts (lol) and some shitty patent which is just the classic penny stock playbook. Boomers in the 90s would probably fall for this shit.
You can just tell by reading baggie posts that they paid the shittiest stock marketing jeets to shill this stock to greedy HOODniggers. Laughs are priceless though I'm not complaining.
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>>61970780
It hurts at first but is ultimately boring
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>>61970585
At getting delisted
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I bought $95k worth of hgraf yesterday and then bombed my interview today :-)


>>61970780
My gf just called me crying because I bought her strawberries yesterday and they started to rot today and she said that was symbolic of our relationship :-)
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>>61970776
I need alpha on what kind of mcjobs attract cute impressionable women of marriageable age.
How would I even get such a job? I don't think the cuties at the bikini smoothie bar will hire me
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>>61970822
You're not real
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>>61970816
Some AI slop for your consideration:

, but they serve different roles. SK Hynix is the primary supplier for high-end HBM3E and next-gen HBM4 (Vera Rubin), commanding ~70% of the market. Micron also supplies HBM3E for current GPUs but was notably excluded from the primary HBM4 supply chain for the upcoming Vera Rubin platform.
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>>61970822
kek gf baggies
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This is a company with a $35 buyout offer already on the table fully accepted by everyone involved including the employee union.

It's free money.

They're even paying dividends until the takeover date.
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>>61970828
Trve...
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>>61970821
the korean gooks at hyundai invested heavily into it tho
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>>61970828
>GPUs
GPUs don't have much memory compared to the servers that are starting use multiple TBs of ram per system.
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>>61970822
>HGRIFTED by HGRIFTERS

Another victim to a pre-revenue meme stonk with a blonde bimbo CEO. Many such cases, SAD!
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>>61970809
ok cool
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>>61970829
I read that as
>kek of baggies
As if this is the term for a group or gathering of baggies
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>>61970826
Restaurants. Nice ones with cute waitresses, they see you under pressure and still handling business, if you can at least act slightly charismatic whilst you're at it then it won't take long until they're attached.
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>>61970833
pretty wild but i dumped the last of my december 35 calls for a slight loss. the others were huge winners but it's behaving with alot of beta and i don't want to fuck wit dat
>12/18/26 32c or shares
if i was a late comer that's how i would do it
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>>61970456
Today -2.10%
YTD +25.29%
Euro steel mills is still a gamble I'm willing to take.
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>>61970780
Statistically speaking the the pegging reddits have some of the highest correlation between any two NSFW reddits with r/FTM.

getting fucked in this as is (statistically speaking) gay and the shortbus on the road to troondom, just fyi

not that there's anything wrong with that...
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>>61970849
You know I'm not adverse to the idea of my lesbian friend getting into pegging and going ftm and pegging me....
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>>61970810
AFAIK, they will still make the cut, just later since their shipments are coming in a bit after the Koreans. MU CEO said so, I guess we'll see.
Also their memory is still in the 50 series and they just unveiled their GDDR7 for the next gen consumer GPUs. Aaaalso, they just recently made it into the SP100.
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I don't get why US chemical stocks haven't moved that much.

The US should ban Ethane and Naphtha exports to China while they are still buying Iranian crude. Can't have it both ways. Prioritize allies.
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>>61970803
Where I am it's fucking $5.35
I don't remember what I paid last time, and I shredded the receipt by now. I don't need to fill up all that often
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>>61970857
I like both, MU is great value just saying SK Hynix has better growth potential and trades at an even lower multiple of earnings. I will buy MU on the day of earnings, I expect it to be under $400 going into the earnings call due to Iran fuckery.

SDNK also very good.
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>>61970386
Dunno about this one chief
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>>61970861
They can't do that without admitting they've lost control of situation
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>>61970852
just make sure you don't take it in the ass in front of your pets.
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>>61970870
Similar chart with RCAT, which I also invested in. Restructured and ran to billions of dollars.
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>>61970870
It's a lotto ticket, plain and simple.
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>>61970879
BRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜTAL
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>>61970867
cuckifornian spotted
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PLTR
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>>61970844
That's not a bad idea but it's too late for me. My only chance is to become a billionair speculating on oil during the Hormuz strait crisis so I can finally realize my childhood dream of being a sugardaddy in Tokyo
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>>61970889
Washington, actually
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>>61970889
he won't be around much longer
nnnneeeeEEEEEEEEEAWWWWWW BANG
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>>61970890
Holy cringe
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>>61970456
Up 1.2%
The oil and Defense Stocks I bought last year aren't making up for my other dumb decisions
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>>61970654
Same for Schwab
And my dumbass actually did it
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>>61970827
Unfortunately I am

>>61970829
reee

>>61970839
B-but the potential applications, once they start producing theyre gonna skyrocket


Side note, I hate the new captchas
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>>61970883
>>61970885
So how much are you guys buying?
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Wheat bros, how we feelin?
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>>61970890
Iran is going to bomb the shit out of them.
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am i spending too much time in smg
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>>61970907
Just 10k shares. If it goes to zero, well I've wasted money on dumber shit before.
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>>61970916
id poop all over the place if a girl tried to make me cum from the ass
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>>61970907
16k shares
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I've over. team Epstein won. the DOW will open above 50k tomorrow. I hope you bought anon.
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>>61970456
+0.8%
Thank you sandisk and micron for saving the day
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>>61970929
The one and only time I ever tried anal with a girl we had a similar experience. Couldn't stop shidding and farding and was too embarrassed to come out of the bathroom.
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>>61970939
weve won the war, the war is very thoroughly completed, the war has only started, iran better stop mining the strait or there will be even more war than the current amount of war etc
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looks like that one anon was right
tomorrow, we die
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>>61970939
*special combat operation
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>>61970945
it was the war to end all wars. all wars are officially over forever.
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>>61970955
unless greenland refuses to give us the country then there might be one more war

lmao cant believe he saying OK OK NO MORE WARS I PROMISEEEEE
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>>61970955
>>61970960
Unless Cuba annoys him, in which case we've got one more on top of that
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literally made a DEPARTMENT OF WAR and is saying no more wars, lmfao he believes in nothing and is just a puppet
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This wouldn't have happened if americans had similar education rates as europeans
americans pride themselves on being dumb hillbillies and then wonder why Europe is ahead
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i dunno if he knows but no wars is not bullish. wars are bullish. someone should teach him how the market works
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So is it a war or not, can we at least clear that up?
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>>61970966
europe is literally helpless. you would shit and piss and cumfart if russia and china came for you
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>>61970939
WE'VE WON
IT'S OVER
I MEAN IN MANY MANY WAYS WE'VE WON, AND REALLY IT IS OVER
HOWEVER WERE GOING TO KEEP WINNING AND KEEP FIGHTING UNTIL ITS EVEN MORE DONE THAN IT IS NOW
THATS WHY WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING YOU SEE
I JUST LOVE WINNING AND FINISHING THINGS
SO WERE GOING TO KEEP WINNING AND KEEP BEING DONE ON A DAILY BASIS
THANK YOU! NO MORE QUESTIONS.
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Next big thing is "affordable health care for vets".
Buy generic pharmaceuticals.
PRGO is this year's INTC.
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2 oil tankers just got hit in Iraqi waters, at least one is ablaze.
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HOLY SHIT SMIGGERS

LOOK AT CRUDE OIL COMPUTER
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POOP AND FART 500
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>>61970849
I would be an absolute abomination of a troon, I have a beard so thick I have to throw razors to the garbage after the second use.
She's not really into pegging, but she gets horny as fuck reading smut and her group of friends have been reading weird stuff with incest, sexual assaults, even bigfoot sex. She asked me to pee on her in the shower some months ago, more recently she asked me to be rough and slap her in the ass (she chickened out after the second slap), although now that I think about it we incorporated hair pulling after that and she really loves it... we'll see, I may get pegged, I may even enjoy it.
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>>61970978
Wtf I thought the war was over
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>>61970984
the sand people seem to disagree
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>>61970960
He's not going back to Greenland after the last embarrassment .
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dat oil spike
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MARKET CRASH TONIGHT, OIL TO 300 A BARREL
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>>61970979
it's fine, they smash the oil price down to 80 again and give us another cheap entry point.
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IT'S UNNUDAH SHOA 2% 20% 200%
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Im look ing for a quick gamble with like 600$ on call options to gamble on the fact oil prices have gone down but they will jump massively when people realize this isn't going away in a month, what should I gamble on? Is there some sort of degenerate bull 3x oil ETF
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> voted for eternal Jewish holy war
> positioned accordingly
> love my president anyways
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>>61970992
>call options
>3x etf
pick one bro
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Oil bros…
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>>61970990
I'm afraid they're going to be short squeezed as hard as a midget at a down syndrome convention.

Oil to $250. Kek wills it.
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How will my oil lotto tickets do tomorrow?
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>>61970994
Well i would look into both
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>>61970998
Heads we moon. Tails we get rugged. Call it.
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>>61970999
well theres def 3x oil etfs, just dont do options on them, its retarded for many reasons
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>>61970978
COR

One seems to be a US listed one, according to reports

Trump will seethe, sperge out, throw more bombs and more will come back to the next tanker or oilfield

https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2031850415747203572

comfy
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>>61970994
I think he's wanting to buy calls on 3x ETFs thoughbeit
>>61970992
GUSH is a 2x
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Imagine listening to literal 1PBTID mossad kike shills that oil would go to $60 during theargest supply disruption in history, with 40% of the world's production being taken offline. Oil is squeezing to over $250 a barrel you dumb niggers. Get in or stay poor.
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we're mooning
no one believes trumps lies anymore lol
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>>61970997
if oil spikes again, watch stocks like intel, if intel sells off hard too, its def government related
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all the further out contracts got bid all day today, especially after they confirmed the SPR release
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Aaaaaaaaand we rug
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>>61970966
>Europe is ahead
dawg wut
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someone woke up king kike and told him to short oil some more, they have it under control for the moment now
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>>61971015
how much did you pay to go to college?
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>>61970982
>I would be an absolute abomination of a troon
clearly you have not seen what /tttt/ looks like. Most of them are 6'2"

Do as you like fellah but rmbr human sexuality predates the romantic movements and social custom, and the dynamics of the relationship will irrevocably change once she's busted your cheeks and made your her bitch.

Some fellas are into that sort of thing tho. But it also sounds like she's the one calling the shots anyway.
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>>61970908
Cozy and comfy.
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>>61971018
is there any actual proof that the treasury department is shorting oil?
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>>61971002
the die is obviously heavily weighted more to one choice than the other
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>oil $90
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>>61971027
there would never be, but its definitely happening
not just them though, its a wider economic system thing, so all major partners are involved
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>>61971030
lmao
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>>61971035

>>61971035

>>61971035
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>>61971005
The tanker in this video is the Bahamas-flagged Sonangol Namibe (IMO 9325049), a Suezmax crude oil carrier.

It's owned by Sonangol Shipping Namibe Ltd, a subsidiary of Angola's state-owned Sonangol oil company (with Stena Bulk as commercial manager).

It was hit March 5 by a suspected Iranian explosive boat while anchored empty near Iraq's Khor al-Zubair port in territorial waters. Iraqi sources reported a hull breach but no major spill; some pro-Iran outlets claimed it was a US-linked vessel set ablaze
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>>61971030
kek
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$90 BRUTUALLY REJECTED. patriots are in control.
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>>61970870
This has to be a money laundering company. Every faceless name looks like the guest list at a bar mitzva. Very glowie associates.
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>>61971028
Call it
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Price action this week has been based on the expectation of a TACO, once the strategic reserve fud wears off this spike is guaranteed to dwarf the Ukraine spike

Market hasn't priced in the fact this is armegeddon for the kikes, TACO doesn't even control his own shits. There's still time to long oil and vix
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>>61970992
There is no road to Ash Shishah, Oman. Just a dead end hiking trail. The hilarious part is people live on that island peninsula and have to take a boat to get there.
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>>61971054
Infinitely easier to keep the pool closed than to open it
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>>61970941
Where's biden?
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It's over
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>>61970620
omg guys thank you

oil barons rise up
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>>61970992
I could never live in Kuhestak. I would always be calling it Cunny Shack or Cunny Stack on accident. ahahahaha silly me.
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>>61971008
Lmao remember the retarded faggot anime poster that said he was holding a short until $59? Lmao! What a retarded bitch!



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