minesweeper edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61971035
Brent is crabbing around $99
>rugged by "war's over" tweet>cashed out>spent all day telling myself how fucking stupid I was>usual bank stock seemed to be recovering>deposited cash back in to buy it back tomorrow and be sensible from now on>oil pumping again>feeling the temptation again>tired of being poor>surely I can't end up buying the peak again?>surely mango is finished this time?>no way to manipulate this?
Vibe check.How's everyone doing tonight?
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIuSc4k2oSU
>>61971692Laughing at panicans with a few beers.
BRAVO Burgerica, really, a brilliant operation, everyone please *CLAP*
>>61971691imo it's going back down to 85 tomorrow. no way they let it close above 90 before the weekend
>>61971692Never seen that beforeKek
>>61971699>imo it's going back down to 85 tomorrow. no way they let it close above 90 before the weekendBuy the fucking dip.
>oil spiked to 127 when russia invaded ukraine and the amount of oil at stake was nothing compared to the hormuz being closed>people insist that oil wont hit that nowwhy? whats different besides this being worse?
>>61971691take profits quickly this is not a buy and hold situation
>>61971706ummmm it just.... umm... it just is. okay?
>>61971706Russian oil never really disappeared from the market like the oil production halted in the gulf .
>>61971698winningfinancially speaking
guys yesterday I went to the strait of Hormuz to try to open it back up, but they laughed at me and told me I serve Jews. They laughed at me harder when I started to cry.
>>61971703hell yeah fire
>>61971706Those "people" are literal mossad shills posting from their child rape bunkers in israel. Buy the oil dip before it squeezes to $250.
>>61971706Sleepy Joe in control vs. The DON
i dont know about false flags but there are a lot of false fags hereand that's the strait truth
Everything crashed. Owari da
oil will get kiked back down in the morning, markets will recover, bobo will not cum
I warned you, faggots. Oil is gettin' ready to take off. You might have at most one more pull back from the FEDs naked shorting, and the Israelis suppressing it this week and that will be your last chance at a easy ticket for 300% gains.
When will Trump resign and will he flee to Tel Aviv?
>>61971706that was during economic growth where now we're in the not growth part of the cycle. money printer needed going forward, the higher oil goes the more it has to crash. same with bond yields. i still think we're going to all time highs although thoughbeit honest desu to be desu
>>61971731He's already in Tel Aviv. You think the man you see on TV is Trump?
i want to buy a barrel , but dont know how much it will cost to ship to california.
>>61971706>Mom, the arabs are punching themselves, AGAIN!vs.>MOM, RUSSIA IS INVADING EUROPE!
>>61971706Okay but we didn't have the master of market manipulation and his puppet-master Israel in charge.
This tiny strip of land is why the ships have to go around Ash Shishah, Oman. And there is no road! People living on that peninsula have to take a boat!
>>61971729It isn't naked shorting the collateral is the SPR
>>61971739Just buy it from Texas.
>>61971706TACO didn't exist back then. markets expect trump to cave any minute.
>>61971749Looks like a comfy place to smoke some hasheesh
>>61971754>just un-mine the strait, bro
HGRAF IS GONNA PUMP TOMORROW RIGHT??
Iran figured out a foolproof step to their master plan: just sink the ships inside the pool while the pools closed.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OIL IS FALLING WHYYYYYYYY I'M FUCKING RUINED>>61971761Bro... Get out while you still can, you have bought an idea not a company.
>>61971754>Trump was blackmailed into the war in Iran>Trump is going to chicken outBelieve it or not, both of these statements can be true at the same time if you are brown enough
At the end of the day I shouldn't buy again purely because I said that I wouldn't. Whether it's a good idea this time or not is irrelevant. What matters now is demonstrating that I have the self-control to not end up a gambling addict.
you're not breaking 100 tonight oilbrosnot on my watch
>>61971765gay
Considering all this, we’re not gonna be getting QE any time soon
oil wont meme squeeze or anything but it will continue higher and pressure equity markets for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Duog7ZWcA
>>61971772Jerome, I...
>>61971772I hope you like rate hikes :^)
>>61971777TRIP$TRVTHNVK£
>>61971772I took profits on gold for this reason. The only recent trade that has worked out for me so far.
>>61971772we already have non qe qe happening right now
>>61971711alright thats not bad but really the only countries buying russian oil are india and china
>>61971774Says video unavailable so here's a Dire Straits songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gFFluvlMrM
close your oil longs now. you have been warned.
>>61971749looks easy to blow up, but why the fuck is the water on the left higher than on the right? Either it's two seas, or it's a lake and a sea
I fought the gambling demon and I won. Oil can go to 500 for all I care. I'm switching off my computer. I'm out. Good night.
>>61971786Same song. Thank youtube for regional licensing fuckery
>>61971755I looked at google maps. There is like 2 small towns and a few fishing villages. I do not want to repost houses for their safety. And unfortunately, Oman is censoring street views in their country for a good reason. I do not blame them for it. This looks like the sort of place to get away from assholes. Kind of reminds me of that meme of that lone house on top of a deserted island. Only for the government to dump niggers there. Same sort of steep terrain but with grassy hills. Like this place is the Arabia edition of that meme.
>>61971680
What's our verdict about ETF, again? I've been doing only stock picking so far.
I found the solution. Just erase all of this.
>>61971794nice was hoping I could guess right. good album
>>61971798I know a guy with a plan and some spare nukes.
>>61971783>India and China Ya just the 2 biggest populations. also they could rebrand and resell it infrastructure permitting. Russia itself is also no small consumer and it obviously bought Russian oil still
>>61971798@grok vibecode me a minesweeper clone with this map I can actually play
>>61971764I am white as hell but I can see both happening. Do you know what a political flip flop is?
>>61971806@grok is this true?
>>61971703Which subhuman retard told these tankers to cross the Strait?
>>61971796kek
USO is pumping but BNO is not ;_;
>>619716983rd time in my life we've set the middle east on fire. It's becoming my favorite American tradition.
Can someone explain why tankers keep going through Hormuz when they were told that they'd get blown up if they do?Someone tells you they've mined an area and will also shoot you if you cross it, why would you cross it anyway?
>futureshttps://youtu.be/g9GjrP3Z7Tw?si=EAwd-aVlf5VE22QX
>>61971804but now they cant buy the missing oil so it should spike higher that 127 right?
>>61971820they probably arent going to anymroe after today
>>61971820Trump told them to have no fear
>>61971706>people insist that oil wont hit that nowThere's an entire cult in the US based around Donald Trump who, genuinely, unironically believe every word that comes out of the orange retard's mouth.
>>61971820>Can someone explain why tankers keep going through Hormuz when they were told that they'd get blown up if they do?>Someone tells you they've mined an area and will also shoot you if you cross it, why would you cross it anyway?THREAD THEMEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4i8qAZOu5-g
HGRAF shorts are panicking, all of the short groups are coming out on X, Reddit and elsewhere. They have until March 16th to deliver the shares.https://x.com/i/status/2031885565516509558
>>61971823Potentially but it depends on if they can mitigate the closure or reopen the straits quickly. Also depends on how willing governments are to release their emergency stockpiles
>Gulf state are just watching their shit burn without retaliatingkek, even them think this entire operation Epic Fail is, well, fucktarded.
>>61971820Trump posted that the last one across the strait was gay and that first to cross would win a brand new microwave oven.
>>61971813An orange one, he said to be courageous.It works until AAACCKK-
>>61971696it's the theme of this year. oil is being used to tamp the entire market. before that it was tariffs. it's "use obvious meme to tamp the market" like clockwork every time.
Quick reminder by tomorrow morning there will be even more mines in the strait. And in the next morning. And the next.
>>61971820I know this might come as a surprise but, PEOPLE NEED OIL!
>>61971834What happened there why did it go back?
What comes after the strategic oil reserves run dry?The ground invasion of Iran
I really wish /biz/ had country flags so we could see that everyone here is both poor and brown. Get fucked OP, oil is going back to 80 tomorrow after Iran's unconditional surrender. We're not even using our best weapons yet.
>>61971845I retire
>>61971843It was PROTECC by the #1 navy in the world, the strait is as open as a loli anus on Epstein's island, trust us, you can go in balls deep
>>61971846holy moly
>>61971845if we don't sell low now how will be buy back high later?
>>61971846Fuck that looks scarySure glad my country isn't getting razed to the ground
>>61971749>>61971798>>61971791Yeah is this a holy site or something? Just blow that shit up. Hello?
>>61971826The sad part is that a few of them are pretty intelligent otherwise.
>>61971846This will surely bring peace
>>61971834need to cut a canal through the most obvious spot
>>61971846So they kill a bunch of old men and also burrow underground to hit anyone 200m underground. But that doesn't open Hormuz. So why did trump do it?Oil won't come down because you kill a bunch of 70 year old clerics. Gold is gonna keep going up too.
>>61971846>we gon boom un theen tha pool opeehnyou know we lost vietnam right?
>>61971861Ah, yes, an even narrower spot so it's an even easier target. And now stuck in the middle of it*laugh in Shahed*
>>61971864Blow up all of Khomeini's and therefore oil will suddenly be 50 bucks per barrel?
>>61971863miga doesn't realise that Iran has an infinite supply of chuds
The HIMS short squeeze Chad does not concern itself with Persian & Hebrew shenanigans.
>>61971774>>61971786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk
>>61971856Natural land formation. Sure there are mosques in the area but also people. No one bothered because ships could just go through the Straight of Hormuz where there are less rocks to hit. This peninsula is shaped like a maze.
>>61971861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9OcRHumAg
>>61971870What about nvo it's stagnant
>>61971869I thought lil chuddie was a white boy
>>61971846>operation rolling thunder electric boogalooso is the US already admitting defeat?
xitter
>>61971846oil baggies your chances are blown up!
>>61971880The IRGC basically has the same ideology as western chuds accept they are more crazy and determined
>>61971868Anon, we haven't even started blowing up critical infrastructure yet. America will kill every man, woman, and child in Iran if it keeps oil from going above $120 a barrel. Don't fuck with America, or you'll get the horns.
OIL TO 2.50
>>61971889>America will kill every man, woman, and child in Iran if it keeps oil from going above $120 a barrelHow would this help transit in the strait or Oil price lowering?
>>61971802We were looking in to using nukes to create harbors, run roads through mountains, etc back in the 1950s. We just need to dust those plans off and get cranking. This is the fastest way to solve the problem."Project Chariot was a 1958 United States Atomic Energy Commission proposal to construct an artificial harbor at Cape Thompson on the North Slope of the U.S. state of Alaska by burying and detonating a string of nuclear devices.Aerial shot of Chariot, AK, located near Cape Thompson, the proposed site of an artificial harbor to be created using chained nuclear explosions.The project originated as part of Operation Plowshare, a research project to find peaceful uses for nuclear explosives. Substantial local opposition, objections from physical and social scientists engaged in environmental studies, and the absence of any credible economic benefit caused the plan to be quietly shelved."
>>61971879The HIMS short squeeze Chad does not concern himself with the value investing NVO virgins.
>>61971798Influencersisters…
>>61971889Many people who are long oil want america to go ahead with it
>>61971895bro your half life?
>>61971861>cut a canal through the most obvious spotI was thinking of cutting further up so people could at least walk to that spot I showed earlier. Less rock to cut through that way. This would be a temporary lane for stuff like this after all. No reason to forever ruin this tourist attraction.>>61971749
Reminder the longer the strait is closed the closer the world suffers a 1970s levels economic shock Only a few weeks away from seeing some serious damage
>>61971905Totally worth it to get that sweet, sweet oil flowing. If the ships don't dawdle in the irradiated zone they'll probably be fine.It's going to take a little out of the box thinking and risk taking to get us out of this little pickle we find ourselves in.
Israel is demonic
>>61971846>wahhh wahhh i want flags so i can feel morally superior behind my vpnisn't there several sites that regularly get posted that let you spam here with whatever flag you want, im sure shills like you know exactly what im talking about
Iran can lay a couple mines and then the minelayer gets BTFO
>>61971895Important to remember that only atmospheric nuclear use is banned. There's no actual prohibition just that its a bad idea even from an engineering perspective in most cases.
I was 100% sure oil would go back up. How the fuck is someone like me, a random nobody with zero knowledge of the oil trade, smarter than the oil market?
>>61971934so how much money did you make from our conviction
eggs are so cheap they're basically free again. 18 eggs for $3.
>>61971936Well, zero, but that doesn't take away from my point. I just buy ETFs and the occasional share or two in Adobe.
ALL A NIGGA GOTTA DOis look @ THA SHAPES& GNO them S&Ps ain't EVERgoin 2 go 2 no7000
should I go all in on nickel?
>>61971918the spice genuinely must flow
>>61971939stop posting underage kids weirdo
>>61971943Nah, dimes
>>61971941you're not smarter than the market if you don't profit
mine status?
>>61971948Says who? The fact is, I saw through the market's idiocy. Whether or not I profited from this knowledge is irrelevant.
saaars?
My ghost female broker called me in the middle night after reading /smg/ and told me this. (This was generated by gemini, but I thought the it was pretty funny):(The phone rings at 3:14 AM. You pick up the receiver to hear a faint, staticky hum and the distant sound of a 56k modem dial-up tone. A woman’s voice, cold and airy, speaks with a manic edge.)"Listen closely. I don’t have much time before the line cuts, and the 'smiggers' are already moving. You’ve been watching the Strait of Hormuz, haven't you? You should be. The pool is closed, and the black goo is about to become more precious than soul fragments.""If you want to eat something other than 'great depression recipes,' you need to ignore the noise. The thread is crawling with HGRAF shills—don’t touch it. It’s a pre-revenue reddit ponzi fronted by an 'instathot.' It’s a phantom gain that will vanish when the sun rises.""The play? It’s not a meme. It’s the logistics of a dying world. USO (United States Oil Fund)."The Economist is reporting a 15-million-barrel deficit. Trump is opening the SPR, but that’s just throwing a cup of water into a furnace. Oil just breached $94 and the 'oil market analysts' in the thread are screaming 'top' because they’re terrified. They’re shorting the breakout, and they’re going to be liquidated by dawn.""While the rest of the world is shorting SPY and weeping over NVIDIA refunds, we go where the fire is. Brent is testing $100. If the Strait stays dark for 2.5 years like they say... $250 isn't a meme, it's destiny.""Pull the trigger on USO calls or OILU if you have the stomach for the leverage. Just remember: in the stock market general, no one hears you scream when the candles turn red."(Click. The line goes dead.)
>>61971942Pristine theatrics, man.
HERE WE GO OILHERE WE GOCLAP CLAP
>>61971960>candles turn red*WOJAKS TURN PANK
>>61971960haven't talked with my broker in so long...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y
>>61971958You played a nice game of pretend. If you had been wrong, you'd likely have quickly forgotten about it. But you were right this time, so you get to feel smart. Kudos, Anonymous. You're really good at this!
>>61971830okay but its probably going to be like another 2 weeks before trump gives up and then iran will own the strait, which isnt even the good endingand the 4 million barrels per day that we can draw down from governments doesnt replace the 15 million that normally goes through the strait
>>61971965Jamming and feeling forlorn
>I make money from a tradeI am an invincible genius and leader of men>I lose money on a tradeThe market is wrong
>oilMore like GOYil am I right fellas?
Iran will capitulate the strait closure is a desperation tactic
>>61971977Trump giving up means pulling out of the entire middle-east. The entire situation is beyond fucked which ever way this turns out.
>>61971977>Chris Wright said the government’s oil would start hitting the market next week and that it would take about 120 days to discharge the authorized 172 million barrelseasy math. 172/120 = 1.43 million barrels a day
>>61971982This but unironically
>>61971982well that can definitely happen because your thesis could be totally right but your timing could be wrong
>>61971990Only the latter is correct
Going big into Centrus Energy.
I'm cashing out from the markets and putting my money in real estate. Not so much because I'm doing a financial play, but more because I'm moving and I need the cash to close. But I'm hopeful this will play out well for me financially over time. pic unrelated
>>61971982>an invincible genius and leader of men*JEWS>wrong*NIGGERS
This post's digits determine which year this Oil crisis ends.
>>61971834I find this webm weirdly moving. Poor little guy.
>futures
>>61972027checked
>>61972027never
>>61972027There's no way to make a POAST with NO DIGITS.
>>61971858It will bring another day for me to TRADE and build LEGOS so unironically yes.
Good mining sars
>>61971889hey i made that webm
What stock should I buy if I want to see Israel get nuked?
>>61971846>blow up some clericsThis doesnt solve the handful of guerilla fighting camelfucker zealots with bottlerockets and c4 hiding out in caves off the strait of hormuz keeping it closed indefinitely>flattening their missile infraSee above>killing their leaderSee above>destroying their oil reservesSee above>sending the navy to escort shipsSee above>massaging the markets with tweets about how we already won and we can leave when we want toSee above>boots on the groundSee above and remember how guns and flamethrowers vs pit traps and bamboo sticks went during vietnam100 angry camelfucking guerillas can keep the strait closed indefinitely and since we keep decapitating the leadership that could possibly talk them down, there's really no way to stop them even if Iran themselves wanted it to be stopped.
>>61971861That still doesn't protect you. You can get hit in that canal from the air. When you exit. And when you go in
NASD-ACK
>>61971992>israel bombed to hell and probably going to collapse politically>US forces in mid east due to jews forced to leaveSounds like a win to me, don't understand why so many people are complaining.
>>61971939That isn't a teenager
>>61972064>What stock should I buy if I want to see Israel get naked?PornHub
>>61971905Literally a non-issue, Hiroshima was perfectly liveable 3 days after. Other than for wood still burning. And thermonuclear makes it that nukes are infinitely more clean than back then.
>>61972065So you're saying we have to nuke Tehran to stop their terrorist threat? Very interesting take anon.
>>61971997Do these calculations assume the strategic reserves are full
>>61972065i know you'd throw your life away to inconvenience the jews babe, but not everyone feels the same. our guys are winning, and given time will secure the strait, and eventually everyone will come to the table and negotiate something better.
>>61971889Underage post
I'm not panicking until BTC is under $60k
We don’t have enough oil to run Bitcoin
oil spiked againwhat happened?
>>61972085Is it really a big deal? We are a net exporter. In reality if we didn't export anything we would be right about where we are now and the price of oil would be irrelevant
WE GAAN
>>61972103Nothing ever happens babe.This could be us
OIL TO $250YOU'LL SEEYOU'LL ALL SEE
>>61972104yea, it's a real big deal because it's not going to be enough and it really matters when it runs out
>>61972093Reminder that this was ruled legal. Don't fuck with America, seriously, you'll get the horns, financially speaking.
>>61972103Iran attacked an Omani oil export terminal, taking most of their supply offline
101!
>you will live to see the US treasury getting short squeezed
The US doesn't have acess to Iran's communications and doesn't know what kind of intel they are getting from the Chinese and Russians.
>>61972107Sometimes you ride the wall and you win, sometimes you ride the wall and you don't.
>>61972120sounds oddly familiar, was this the plan all along
>>61972122>The US doesn't have acess to Iran's communicationslol, lmao, even
>>61972122I hear they're taking a page out of Van Riper's book and are using motorcycle couriers that travel at the speed of light between the two countries.
>>61972127that's correct, only mossad does
>>61972124that wasn't actually the webm i wanted to post, I grabbed the wrong one>futures
niggers
>>61972103everyone is starting to see through the bullshit
>>61972065i love you babe. i hope you're going alright, i know stuff like this really gets you wound up. i'm thinking about you, and i want us to be happy. hoping you can forgive me soon.
>>61972085what matters is how quickly the gov can pump the reserves. the rate they can drain reserves has real physical limitations. anyways the reserves are about 60% full atm chris wright is the energy secretary that tweeted and deleted that we escorted a tanker through hormuz btw
>>61972130Based Millennium Challenge enjoyer
In my earlier post I forgot to mention that I'm the guy that's always right. Long oil and you'll get your very own babe
BIZTRODAMUS HEREOil will dip below $90 soon but that'll be your last entry point.
>>61971798You just really need to bore a canal through it. They could gather up all the jeet slaves in dubai along with some small-scale nukes and do it in a week.
>>61972144Imagine if the saudis just built the line all across the peninsula and just made it into a canal instead.
>>61972144The saudis and Qatar money is heavily tied up in AI financing. I am wondering what happens when their source of revenue vanishes.
Babe, new finance animal just dropped: we are in a kangaroo market.
>>61972162>futures
Oil is entering a Shania Twain pattern
>>61972167sweet, this must have gotten re-posted on reddit
how come they edited crude oil's chart? it no longer shows the $119 spike over the weekend
>>61972162babe you know I'd love you even if you were a kangaroo
>>61972176>futures
>>61972178Uh, $119 spike over the weekend? That never happened
>>61972178Probably only showing averages and closes instead of highs
>>61972148nigga should have just read dune and spent money on desalination plants to make the desert into a green area
oil 150 end of monththe ride is starting
>>61972186they did read dune and decided to fly jet liners into the world trader towers
>>61972187will it even take that long? reserves can hardly supply 2m b/d
>>61972195I just know something is wrong with the trump boomer clowns coping 2 more days and the creepy lutnick style posts
>>61972193He saw two more 'thopters swooping from high in the west onto an area of sand suddenly devoid of visible Fremen. Only eight splotches of blue--the bodies of the Sardaukar in Harkonnen uniforms--remained at the scene of violence. Another 'thopter glided in over the cliff wall above Hawat. He drew in a sharp breath as he saw it--a big troop carrier. It flew with the slow, spreadwing heaviness of a full load--like a giant bird coming to its nest. In the distance, the purple finger of a lasgun beam flicked from one of the diving 'thopters. It laced across the sand, raising a sharp trail of dust."The cowards!" the Fremen beside Hawat rasped. The troop carrier settled toward the patch of blue-clad bodies. Its wings crept out to full reach, began the cupping action of a quick stop. Hawat's attention was caught by a flash of sun on metal to the south, a'thopter plummeting there in a power dive, wings folded flat against its sides, its jets a golden flare against the dark silvered gray of the sky. It plunged like an arrow toward the troop carrier which was unshielded because of the lasgun activity around it. Straight into the carrier the diving 'thopter plunged.A flaming roar shook the basin. Rocks tumbled from the cliff walls all around. A geyser of red-orange shot skyward from the sand where the carrier and its companion 'thopters had been--everything there caught in the flame. It was the Fremen who took off in that captured 'thopter, Hawat thought. He deliberately sacrificed himself to get that carrier. Great Mother! What are these Fremen?"A reasonable exchange," said the Fremen beside Hawat. "There must've been three hundred men in that carrier. Now, we must see to their water and make plans to get another aircraft." He started to step out of their rock-shadowed concealment.
>>61972193well isnt that just like royalty to take the wrong conclusions
>>61972178NIGGA WAT? U B Cin' THANGSNIGGAU ON THAT CRACK?
>>61972211Shipping wouldn't have stopped under Teddy
Oil chads we rise again
>>61972193>9/11 was a hecking dune referenceI think I just reached lethal irony poisoning levels
>>61972214FACT
>deploy ze oil futures shorts
>>61971912Don't threaten me with a good time
>The physical oil, however, does not hit the market instantly. The US SPR has a maximum drawdown rate of approximately 4.4 million barrels per day — but reaching that rate takes time, and the oil then needs to move via pipeline to refineries that can process it. In practice, a major coordinated release takes two to four weeks to begin meaningfully influencing physical supply. The energy market consequences of the Iran conflict have already been severe, and that time lag matters enormously in an active crisis.>A credible coordinated release of 60-100 million barrels could delay a clean break above $100 and temporarily reduce Brent crude by $10-20 per barrel. However, the underlying supply disruption — Hormuz closure, Kuwait force majeure, Qatar LNG offline — is structural. Most analysts view the reserve release as a moderating tool rather than a solving tool. Unless the conflict also de-escalates, $100 oil remains the direction of travel regardless of reserve action.
>>61972178USO is not the price of crude oil
>>61972228You already did this Monday bro, how close are you to getting squeezed?
>>61971829Fuck those faggots. They where gloating on Twatter, now they will live under a bridge.
will this FOMC be wild?
>>61972231Republicans will completely empty the strategic reserve if it can get them to the midterms
>>61972241I think the main problem is logistics. But maybe they'll draw extra support and make it move quicker idk.
ngl im starting to think i should sell my hgraf...
>>61972251The lesser countries will just have to be deprioritized until 2027
>>61972255I would, there's going to be a lot of discounts soon
>>61972233USO spiked to 133
Why the fuck did I listen to you retards and waste 2k on IREN
>>61972275we shill dumb stuff to wreck noobs for laughs
>>61972027
>>61971708this.Under normal market conditions sure, buy and hold is fine, but right now with the random volatility spikes and the orange nigger tweeting about Schrodinger's war 24/7, run away with your profits
doing some DD and think I found a generational short.Inpex Corporation (1605.T) is a japanese oil and lng extractor with ~65% of its oil extraction in middle east.Actually, most japan energy companies have heavy middle easy exposure are are refineries and very exposed to oil prices.idk I might go for it
>>61972288although they're are basically at 1 p/b and have a divvy. But still, they have massive abu dhabi exposure
>>61971708>a buy and hold situation*NO PARTY*NO DISCO*NO FOOLIN' AROUND
bessent please... just one more short back down to 90...
>>61972228If I short some oil futures, will it help President Trump save the world? We should all short oil futures!
>>61972268Should have been way higher but they shut off the ask until futures came back down
>world promises to dump gigantic amount of oil onto the market>WTI rises to $95I don't know how to react to this.
panicans are winning again. The schizos were right
>>61972027See you guys in year 61972027
step aside! MIDDLE EAST OIL FLOW ATTACK: HORMUZ BREAKER
How many fucking times does nothing have to happen for you guys to realize nothing ever happens? There's not going to be WW3, and there's not going to be some global economic crisis due to oil shortages. Nothing EVER happens.
>>61972308This. Green by opening
>>61972275Lol. Lmao. Should have bought NBIS instead.
>>61972298Is that on USO? If so that /might/ be due to overnight market makers on stocks/ETFs having limits on how wide of a movement they will run on any one specific thing due to total amount of liquidity they have to run the entire overnight session. They are backing the overnight trades between the times of exchanges being closed so they have to settle up with the exchanges and only have so much to play with.
>>61972308you might be right but I want iran to bomb the saudi pipeline just to watch actual panican
>>61972241What value proposition do the dems even bring to the table?Fucking healthcare? They have not a single attractive policy if you're not a mentally ill black trans illegal.I am a Europoor, explain it like I'm a fetus.
>>61972122Then how did they blow up Hamekhamenei sr and jr?Also fuck this captcha, I'm not solving some fucking sudoku just to post
>>61972308
It truly is amazing the grip right-wing media has on the entire world, if this happened under a democratic administration there would be 24/7 live news coverage including the weekends about how the entire modern world is ending because of the stoppage of 40 percent of the world's oil shipments being halted, there isn't even global meetings happening on how to best address this or nation's coming together to find a way out of this mess. There's no panic or anything it's so bizarre, there's no planning about what to do. It's like they've made us into npc's and there's no need for the population's input or care
>>61972308I'm afraid there will be an oil crisis, the wheels are already in motion. This doesn't end tomorrow, meaning it still won't be resolved come Monday. Every day oil supplies dwindle in Asia the factory of the world, there will be an impact on global economic data.Already countries are banning exports, ramping up domestic production and hiking fuel prices. Some SEA nations are rationing fuel already.
>>61972299see >>61972231
>>61972299Where can I get one of these?
>>61972327china in beer
>>61972305I'll be there waiting for you babe
>>61972316You mean youre from russia and support republicans because they always fuck america when they get into power so you have to blindly go to bat for them even in the most retarded situations and then try to sneak in something about trannies because that's what turns you onok pro shill
Lmao you retards got played with the exact same playbook they pulled last week… Monday and Tuesday all long positions got obliterated after oil mooned to $120 on Sunday night futes, then they went short and then by Tuesday afternoon they bought calls for cheap and are going to cash out Friday before close after a few more tankers get blown up like your positions….Stay the same boy when the position looks like it’s a can’t lose then you’re going to lose…Remember no crying in the casino, nothing ever happens…. lmao
>>61972334They're not even mentioning the fertilizer disruption, just the prices of fuel for farming
>>61972322>stoppage of 40 percent of the world's oil shipments being haltedI just arrived at home from a shipping trip trough the golf. What the fuck are you guys talking about? The golf is wide open and it was a breeze getting trough there.
>>61972322/Smg/ was better before lefties from Plebbit found this place
>>61972241>Republicans will completely empty the strategic reserve if it can get them to the midtermsthey literally can't, and that's sort of a problemthe american reserve can be dumped at a million barrels a day, which makes an impact for sure, but that kind of flow rate is nowhere near enough to take over for a major supply disruptionand it will take months to empty it outso the flow rate is enough to help, but not by all that much actuallyand the plan so far is not to draw it at max flow rate anyway
>>61972322In the US, yes this is what's happening, most of the rest of the world is prepping for what they know will happen. Check out what Spain, China, Canada, UK are doing.
>>61972275>Why the fuck did I listen to you retards and waste 2k on IRENI woulda told you not toit bitcoin BUT ALSO IT IS AI!!!!it's a high flying tech stock that trades like bitcoin or maybe now it's ainot that great, right now anyway
>>61972344/smg/ was better when you could post a picture of someone shoving a gigantic lum figurine up their twink bussy and actually make it an hour before catching a ban. It's still hilarious to me that people haven't figured out the cycle the two parties play with each other fiscally as well, and that nobody understands bonds or why and how japan told the entire world to kill itself because they weren't going to seppuku for everyones benefit anymore. I have seen the brenner posted in more than a year either if not two.
>>61972314Yes USO, that is what I think as well, never have seen that since 24/5 overnight trading started so I guess they have the option to shut it down. There was like 200k shares at the bid and the ask was zero, so it was like in sell-only mode, very strange to see
Nobody even hamchad posts anymore. I miss when munger posted trains.
>>61972322>It truly is amazing the grip right-wing media has on the entire world, if this happened under a democratic administration there would be 24/7 live news coverage including the weekends about how the entire modern world is ending because of the stoppage of 40 percent of the world's oil shipments being halted, there isn't even global meetings happening on how to best address this or nation's coming together to find a way out of this mess. There's no panic or anything it's so bizarre, there's no planning about what to do. It's like they've made us into npc's and there's no need for the population's input or carefor one, it's the left wing media that has controland for two, you are very correct to point out how little freak out thereit's because of jews. trump has been getting a loooooooot of latitude to do dumb shit, because israel wants this warand the news agencies are all deeply controlled by jews, or just people afraid to (((notice))) openly
>>61972354god we were so young then, those were the days. We used to be a board of CULTURE
>>61972354Like when baggie posted his gookfu’s tits on a Saturday morning and we used to get /SMG/ weekly updates… The frail liberal faggots on here nowadays would had to put some Vaseline and baby powder on their bussy after being offended.
>>61971698another forever war kek
The strait's gonna be closed as long as the war goes on, and that'll probably last quite a fuckin while considering the orange retard stated the goal is to outright destroy the Iranian regime.This is the same regime that literally believes the US is the second coming of Satan himself and are completely centred around religious dogma. They're not going to accept peace unless Trump commits ritualistic suicide in front of them or they're all dead, and for that you'd need boots on the ground of which there are currently 0 (zero). And that's not just 0 US-Israeli troops, there are 0 hostile ground forces active at all in Iran right now. Not even the people who are currently being subjugated are willing to rise up without reassurance that they're not gonna get slaughtered like the cattle they are.And even if the regime does go under, there's still no guarantee that the strait reopens because every insignificant goatfucker in the mountains has his own personal cache of 200 $8 TEMU missiles. That means even more ground operations over terrain that makes the surface of Mars look friendly by comparison.So either the US pulls back and gets around the table for negotiations with Israel doing the same (lmao), or they've got to spend years rooting out inbred mutts from their rat-holes in the mountains. Neither of those are happening any time soon, no matter what Mr MIGA says.All this is to say, if you aren't going long on oil by now, you need to get your head checked.
>>61972367>>61972354No one wants to see your gay-ass bussy shit, /biz/ has always been a blue board and blue boards have existed for 20 years. Literally nothing changed about board culture, you're just homosexual.
>>61971696Yes
>Jared told me to do i...acACK
>>61972378>The strait's gonna be closed as long as the war goes on, and that'll probably last quite a fuckin while considering the orange retard stated the goal is to outright destroy the Iranian regime.they walked it backand then explained how forcing iran to unconditional surrender doesn't actually require them to surrenderat this point, we are down to "blow up their missles" "stop them from getting nukes" and "something something terrorism" I think?but the trump walked back the regime change talking point.so I guess they curtailed expectations to what is entirely within their capability and have already demonstrated ability to do. blow shit up, using missiles and bombs. okay greatnot all that impressive.but good for the war ending, because trump is obviously looking for an off ramphe has declared victory like 5 times already.
>>61971706because europoors believe they're at the center of the universe and if a conflict doesn't involve their irrelevant ass they think it has no effect on the wider economy
Check it out R34 on a blue board
>>61972384truekushner is the real president
>>61972385Trumps problem right now is that Iran knows it will be treated to the Gaza special after this war and be routinely mowed down by US/ISR airstrikes every year so they can never get back on their feet. It makes coming up with a "peace" treaty the Iranians will agree to very hard to do.
>>61972394>>61972394>>61972394
>>61972334Why would the US energy department use the word petrol?
>>61972378Governments don’t control about religion, they just use it as a means of legitimizing their reign. Iran said the Iran-Iraq war was a holy war, despite both sides having the same religion. The Ottomans said the same about WW1, despite allying themselves with Christians. Muslim countries are more about money than anything.
>>61972339Shut the fuck up, you inbred kike. Didn't read. Oil is squeezing to $250, buy the dip.
>>61972385Iran should stop being petulant and just accept that #WeWon
>>61972400they're gay
>>61972355Ye it's mostly BLUE OCEAN covering it all and they've stated that a given security can only move so far up/down overnight. Sometimes they've had to halt all trading for sessions. Looks like you're using Schwab, which I do as well, but HOOD had it before Schwab and it's the same market makers. There were a couple of halts during earlier stages of the Russia sheeeeeeeeeeiiiittt.
REAL THREAD>>61972417>>61972417>>61972417>>61972417REAL THREAD
>>61972418Looking through my stuff it also happened when the gov bought a stake in USAR
>>61972385>good for the war ending, because trump is obviously looking for an off rampSure, there's a few off ramps for Trump now, but he's still opened Pandora's box.Israel's determined to wipe out the filthy heretics and aren't going to let the pesky Goyim stop a war that they've wanted for 40 years.And regardless of if the US and/or Israel do pull out, who's to say Iran won't keep the strait closed anyway? It's the only way they can do any kind of damage to America, who openly made an attempt on their destruction. The guy running the country is another maniac and his dad was killed by the US on top of everything else so there's no way he's just backing off and waiting for them to try to kill him in 10-15 years' time.A man that knows he's going to die is dangerous, and by extension so are dogmatic dictator-run countries.
>>61971741Neither the US, Israel nor Iran are majority Arab
>>61972385>"blow up their missles" "stop them from getting nukes">so I guess they curtailed expectations to what is entirely within their capabilityThe critical components of Iran's missile and nuclear infrastructure are underground and dispersed. Boots on the ground in multiple places would be required
