BOOTS ON THE GROUND EDITION>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>61969043
wen $200 oil
BOOTS IN MY ASS
>>61974845Trump is retarded but I'd like to believe he is not retarded enough to let that happen
>>61974800which underlying tickers and what kind of strikes and expirations? I'm new to options, only started with them couple months ago
my folio has never been better guys I just wish I had more cash to slurp shit, salary day has never felt so far
How come no one ever suggest Israeli boots anyway?
>>61974850After Venezuela maybe he feels emboldened and untouchable...
>>61974845i mean id like to see that too, but probably never dudeat best you'll get close to 120 again (on weekend only) if anything
>>61974850That's OK, anon, we all need something to believe in.
>>61974855everyone knows they'll send US soldiers instead of their own
Making money off the world suffering does not feel good.
>>61974838>you could make that by sucking one dick instead, dont see why youd toil that hard for 60 quid mateTrading Put/Call warrants is a hobby of mine, it's not work at all. I could be doing this or playing video games. All 11 trades were profitable btw
>>61974854>folioWhat do you own?
>>61974855because american soldiers must get in the box or they are antisemitic
koreabros it wasn't supposed to go like this
>>61974855same reason no one rides the bus when they have a car
>>61974850Inverse Cramer already confirmed $200 oil.
I'm already tired of oil at 95. can iran blow some more shit up so we can get to 100 and I can feel something again?
inverse cramer etf wen
My bones are aching. Something will happen before market close.
>>61974878real
>>61974870we have to wait for the war to end, no reason to keep watching that investment going up and mostly down atm
>>61974862Drinking out of my “I Want to Believe” mug now. Based.
>>61974878soon
>>61974865if you don't, the world still suffers and you suffer too
I'm eagerly awaiting for lie the administration will use today. This is genuinely the shit I'm looking forward the most today, I'm just that curious, they always manage to topple my expectation, though so far we (anons here) predicted the strategic reserves, muh navy escorts, muh war is over they're destroyed, muh treasury, muh insurances and I'm forgetting some already.
The AI bubble is currently popping, oil crisis and Private Equity crisis added on top = stocks are going to dump harder than ever before this centuryYet, TSLA will pump. High gas prices will make people buy EVs like never before
really want to slurp up some ewy once it hit rock bottom
this is the first real day of volatility ive seen the entire time the market started going downevery day has been low movement jew price action and all the big moves happening overnighttoday its actually acting like its really a 26 vix out there for a change which probably means this is the beginning of the real selloff
>>61974878Iran is still loading up on cheapies before they pump the market.
>presents
>>6197489426 VIX will look reasonable once this is over
I hate how the browns like >>61974890, and >>61974855 have turned this place into a shithole. I'm leaving and not coming back. #Boss.
Why are shareholders seen as evil and faceless while traders are seen as cool and relatable?
>>61974870This is beautiful. We need HY9H into the 400s.
Apparently, Denny's stock was delisted.
>>61974906because traders are losers just like me :)
>>61974894>>61974904Correct anons. Bigly
>>61974906because traders arent allied with anyone, we only care about which way the line is goingworld is ending? dont care. i can trade this
>>61974905You must really love Trump huh
>>61974859He didn’t integrates his provinces and just went on a conquering.Should have played more eu4
>bought the silver and gold top>sold the bottom>bought the hgraf top>sold the bottom>bought the oil top>sitting on my ass hoping for a 3x to break even on my previous loses >probably going to get greedy after 3x is reached, and gonna sell the bottom again after it dumps when i should of sold my break even number
I am now up 10% on Centrus Energy after buying yesterday.
>>61974850I'm just curious if the treasury is actually shorting the futures or if it was just a threat and people created the move itself. The treasury simply doing a rate check caused USDJPY to nuke 2 months ago and they didn't even end up doing the swap.I don't think there's precedent for the treasury (openly) wanting to manipulate a commodity just because high prices is harmful for the majority of the world. The cure for high prices is high prices.
>>61974906Why are Miata owners seen as homosexuals? It is what it is
>>61974926only true in ameriKKKaIn Europe that stereotype doesn't exist
>>61974909
>>61974923SHUT UP JEW LE SQUEEZE $250 EOD
>>61974906Shareholders think the status quo is normal and healthy
Apparently plan is to start bombing police and security forces in Tehran then Trump will call for nationwide protest to topple govt. if this doesn't fall through expect war to go on for months. But if US does succeed in some popular uprising it'll end within time frame Trump wants it.And if you've been keeping up there's these weird number stations being broadcasted in Farsi from Western Europe. So that in it of itself might be a sign that US and Israel will soon start using agents inside.
SOXS the best leveraged etf to short stocks? Or? SQQQ is too fucking slow I need to feel something
>>61974929Yeah because europoor cars are gayer than a Miata somehow.
>>61974905why does suggesting that Israelis should contribute with boots on the ground too make you so mad?
>>61974923Someone clearly did it, only I doubt they can still keep doing it. The sell price isn't just decided by market interractions. It's also decided by who doesn't interact with the market.
>>61974929Europeans are already homosexual that's why it's unnoticed
>>61974890
>>61974922>8% up on LYB
>>61974937wtf does that even mean???
>>61974850He’s not retarded. He’s one of the most gifted political magicians of our time.He is a populist, and he knows the price a populist pays when closing their ears to the crowd.He launched a revolt against the Cathedral and in a revolt there is only victory or destruction, there are no mitigating circumstances.If he can’t keep the momentum going all the judges and banks and professors he pissed off will toss him in jail and he knows that.I am still all in on his adeptness in these situations. He will find a way out.
>>61974938We're closer. We have all those marines right there in position, all we have to do is say the word and we can have those boots on the ground in no time boss.
>>61974850>okay, he’s fucking retarded, but surely Trump is not retarded enough to [INSERT SOMETHING INCREDIBLY RETARDED HERE]Like clockwork. He’s the most ignorant president in US history and GOP is a spineless cult at this point. Who do you think is gonna stop him?
>U.S. President Donald Trump said on Thursday that rising oil prices mean greater profits for the United States,Lmao he's not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>61974936Degiro has nice products for daytraders. Fees are low and flat (0.5 EUR), huge volume, low spread, trades like regular stocks. What else could you ask for?
>>61974945look at this retard faggot holy shit you're stupid
>leave politics posts out of the threadmakes the OP image political, this is the type of hypocritical retardation you get when the jannies are champion russian shiteaters of the oxcart variety
The army is the cheapest military force to use.Air is the most expensive. Followed by ships. Trump loves using air, because it's expensive.He can probably keep doing this because america has infinite money. So america doesn't need boots on the ground.
>>61974950They all saw the price shoot up to $120 and then realized what happened, so they shorted it and then released the naval escort FUD, covered their short and went long, then deleted the FUD
>>61974951>What else could you ask for?US-based broker.
>watching AI manga recap on YouTube>MC is buying low and selling high>he makes tons of moneyWe should try this strategy.https://youtu.be/71D5jkxBlHE?si=yRe22Gks7IgVeu7I(also I think he's going to fuck the loli)
I’ve been watching weat since it was shilled here and the last 4 days it’s had like 4-5x the average volume but a tight price range. Sussy
oil is tanking again what happened
DUMP THE OIL OVER LUNCH HOURPLUNGE INVENTION TEAM GO
>>61974972The news is an oil-filled meteorite is about to hit the Earth. We're saved.
zog is long oil, lets gooooooo
>>61974972oy vey
The more this market crabs the more antisemitic I become
>oil tanking>crypto tanking>stocks tanking>pm tanking>fiat tankingwho wins here?
>>61974981>ukraine targets russian oil>oil dropskek
>>61974981On the one hand, I'm long on oil. On the other, fuck piggies for screwing up the oil supply.
>>61974984cash
>>61974981That location looks cold as shit
nothing ever happens. im going to all in short oil with leverage.
>>61974984shorters duhhh
>>61974984Yeah for real, where is the money going?
>>61974983You just need to reach terminal antisemitism, that way it won't affect you.>>61974992Please report back once your adventure concludes.
>>61974981
>>61974945He's surrounded by neocons he IS the establishment>>61974838Boots on the ground would make iran so erratic, oil to $200 in a matter of days desu
>>61974972too close to $100 so government shorts and incoming fake statements to dip it below $90no news so it's literally pricing in a pending tweet from trump before markets close
>>61974970NTR feels better to capture it, WEAT has rather brutal decay
>>61974996all the money's flowing into KODK i told you BABE i told you so!
>>61974992seems dumb, you should just all in something comfy instead where you have time to get out if things dont move in your favor within a couple daysor, you know, all in nothing because being all in is retarded and the quickest way to go all broke
>>61974838>leave politics posts out of the threadmakes the OP image political, this is the type of hypocritical retardation you get when the jannies are champion russian shiteaters of the oxcart variety.
>>61974981Based
>>61974992
>"This isn't the first-time we've bankrolled an international war."
>>61975008IDK why you're so buttthurt by it, it's a possible decision with vast economic consequences.
>>61974984Cash is king. Reread these words a second or a third time if you need to.
>>61974961>The army is the cheapest military force to use.It's also the most politically sensitive.Agreed Trump keeps using air. No "nation-building" this time ladies, just a good old fashioned beat down and walk away.
>>61975011the biggest thing is just insurance and willingness to traverse the strait. no one is going to go until its positively safe and thats going to take time and real results to show.like even if they sent ships out there to intercept all drones and basically guard the strait, nobody would wanna deal with that shit
>>61975019Fuck cash, I hate cash. Just sits there and does nothing until I crack and spend it on bullshit.
>>61974945If you’re not being ironic, it’s extremely embarrassing to be literally worshipping another man like this.
>>61975020It doesn't matter how many Americans die as long as they die for Israel. People will be clapping so hard they lose their diabetic arms.
>>61975023The insurance situation is solved now - its just that the premiums are like 10% of the ship value
>>61975025if the market is going down and you have cash, youre actually winning fren
>>61974984>oil tankingI made $21k on USO calls this week
>>61975011The JPMorgan analyst that said this knows less about realpolitik than a 65 IQ /pol/tard.
Oil is gonna dump if trump starts airstriking their harbors.But why doesn't he do that? Why does he hit Iranian desalination plants and oil depots when that doesn't open hormuz
>>61975052What? That was the first thing they did. Iran Navy obliterated. But that is not solving it evidently (drones and mines)
>>61975052iran can launch from far away to hit ships in the straitits not like they are just standing on the coast daring ships to pass lol
>>61975052How would bombing harbours stop drone attacks ?
OIL PRINCESSES DID WE GET TOO COCKY?
I am going to go get Persian food for lunch. This will make it so when I poop it's like i'm putting all of the Iranian hopes and dreams right in the toilet boss.
>>61975032Cash is hard to move around. My gold tanked, I sold it, do you know how scary it was to put that shit in my bank account?
Hear me out: Physical Bitcoin
Media kept telling me Ukraine war was a lesson in drone warfare and U.S. military went ahead anyway with no real solution for Iranian drones. Even caught with their pants down and had to reroute missle batteries from korea.I really do think Trump thought decapitations would be effective enough. Top kek
I don't buy the blockade narrative, US and Israel are doing hundreds of sorties over Iran every dayVery likely every time Iran hits a ship in the strait it costs them the launcher which is why they seem to be using drone boats now2 weeks and this is over imo
>>61974865That is your inner gentile speaking. You need to purge him from your body to play this game.
>>61975056No they haven't tried it>>61975057>>61975060But the public would think it would work that's why the oil prices would go down.
Yawn wake me up when VIX is 50-60
>>61975073Venezuelas success made him delusional
>>61975077>which is why they seem to be using drone boats nowand how many do you think they haveremember they only need to blow up one a week to keep them scared
>>61975013Selectively enforcing the rules when it upsets you, only to break the rules to try and upset others, the mind of a faggot russian janny muslim cock sucker
>>61975073If you keep cutting the head off of the snake eventually it will no longer grow back boss.-Sun Tzu
>>61975077it wont go like thatif the us just goes scorched earth and tries to keep iran from clogging the strait, then it now becomes a militarily contested area, and that wont end for a long time after the initial battlesbasically the strait will remain unsafe and no one will want to go anyway and insurance will cost so much that its not worth it anyway
>>61975081>But the public would think it would work that's why the oil prices would go down.sorry bro this is the dumbest thing ive ever read on this board
>>61974893anyone have a price target to slurp kpop etf at (ewy) ?
>>61975077Even if your right and the strait opens in 2 weeks the missing month of production it has been closed will still rape oil supply for half a year
>>61974865Are you making money? How?
>>61975094The super cycle is over, buy industrials ahead of the multi-year long struggle for the straight boss.
>>61975093Remember when oil dumped from 120 to 80.
>>61975077They can self launch off a metal frame too, and all it takes is 1 drone to keep threat over hormuz up
>>61975096This is what people don't get. The deficit is accruing EVERY DAY of this dinosaur juice hostage situation.
>>61975093That's why he's right . he's as dumb as the public
>>61975099the super cycle lasts until AGI, "boss"
Oil bros wagmi
>>61974905this post didnt age well
>>61974865Who is suffering? Los Angeles consumers?
does anyone have the dope on the saudi pipeline? Doesn't that make strait of hormuz unneeded now?
There is no future in the Bear or Bull. The Bear is diseased, barely clinging to life. And the Bull… when Iran mines the sea, they will turn on themselves and die. The day of the crab comes
>>61975073The average normie isn't paying attention to what is going on in Ukraine. If they saw the drone videos they'd never mention Palestine again. Why the U.S military also paid no attention however, I have no idea. >>61975077Drone boats are cheap.
>>61975085Looks to be the case>>61975081https://www.rferl.org/a/iran-navy-destroy-irgc-artesh-us/33703825.htmlLiterally the first thing they did>>61975063We are back
>>61975111Children bombed by religoius zealots but I've owned RTX & PLTR shares before so longing oil is tame in comparison
>>61975102The Iranian drones can be launched off Toyota pickup trucks in the mountains.
>>61975114Balance man strikes again
>>61975110He’s a retarded Zionist faggot(unironically likes it in the ass). Just ignore.
>futures
Nigga who cares about politics just trade the market on yo screen nigga
>>61975113Not an expert but i think it helps the supply situation but will never come close to making up for the -20million barrels a day
>VIX 25>Cash market trades like Christmas eve Cant' even go outside 5 points range on SPY, what a scam market this is
mister president, oil is mooning again, release more reserves
>>61975121If your entire net worth isn't in PLTR, you just are not going to make it in 2026
>>61975123Yes exactly. Trucks launch them too. Drone production is underground, you'll never stop all of them from being launch. All it takes is 1 to fuck up the throughput of the strait
Comfy AF market afternoon
>CAD futures
>>61975140>Why aren't you pimping out your mother on the street ?Some of us have limits
Market doesn't seem like it's gonna go any lower today...I guess I'm in..just reading the entrails herePossible 3pm reversal on deck
This is a bit off topic but my birthdays coming up and my gf keeps asking me what to get. I've recently taken a liking to bourbon, buffalo Trace is the gold standard for me, is there anyone who can recommend a better bourbon? I will continue rabbi and AAAAHHHH posting once this issue has been resolved. Thank you for you attention to this matter.
damn with all this news we might actually reach 100 todayglad I bought back in at 94
>>61975149ngmi
>>61975149or ugly mothers
>>61975085Is the USA Numenor?>Got drunk on conquering Mordor (Venezuela)>Turned on their Elven allies (Europe)>Sailed a vast armada to Valinor (Iran)>Gets defeated
>96
We are witnessing the collapse of the United States. Buy oil.
>>61975153>his gf is over 21grim
>>61975162Two more weeks
I was forced to sell today for just +6%...Feels like a day wasted..
The problem is how ethereal it feels and the inability to imagine the scale.
>>61974950it means everyone in America loses. trump has down syndrome literally
>>61975052Where we're headed to drop a mine, we don't need harbors
>>61975151fuck it, I'll buy more korea
We don’t need computers where we’re going
>>61975169He got autism from the vaccines, said it himself.
>>61975156I'm going to laugh when thoose lizard people dilute your shares so much that all you get for your sins is a never ending crab chart
>>61975160Guess all that's missing is the Big One in Sand Andreas or something + Memestone
>>61974996One guess bro
Whos got some big winners today?10% gainsMosLybAsIxDowThank you netanyahoo
>oil>spx>vix
>>61975189Only up a measly 4% on my oil producer 3x ETF
>>61975098Nuclear energy sector.
>>61975183Boy this is going to be awkward when Israel doesn't exist any more.
>>61974850>he's not retarded enough to tariff his allies>he's not retarded enough to actually kidnap the Venezuelan president>he's not retarded enough to tariff everyone again by 15% because he got told that he couldn't last time>he's not retarded enough to bomb the ayatollah and raise oil prices to 94% <--- you are hereAnon please yes, yes he is.
Can we get another tweet that gets deleted after 5 mins so I can slurp?
oof
>>61975170Why are they using shitty speedboats like some Al-Qaeda terrorists? Why don't they just launch a Scud missile into a fully loaded tanker?
>>61975072now we talking.
...if iran is kept a warzone for a period of time, and during that period of time the usa sells ITS oil at higher than typical prices, how long would it take to erase the US national debt? global recession, sure, but US debt gone after x days/weeks/months choking out iran??
>>61975198I would rather have taxation come from imports than a flat corporate tax. At least it helps domestic industry.
>>61975201No, oil is going to $250 and every second you don't buy is wasted.
>>61975198>He's not retarded enough to hyper-inflate the dollar to pay off the national debt, whilst acting like it's a revolutionary idea.Coming soon.
>>61975113A pipeline for hundreds and hundreds of kilometers, you say? *laugh in lawnmower*
>>61975213The consequences of $250 oil would cause a great depression that totally offsets any oil export revenue.
>>61975204Why are oil stocks pumping if all their infrastructure is getting blown up?
so if a rogue state like iran is capable of black mailing the whole world with oil why hasnt anyone in the last few decades came up with an alternative plan. like use the fucking oil money and build more pipe lines instead of retarded mega cities in deserts. am I missing something here? everyone knew about the strait of hormuz why is everyone acting surprised now that iran is doing what they are doing.
>>61975213Whichever moonlogic this post came from I don't know but let's be clear, this war is at best a donation from the US to Israel.
False flag when?
>>61975222its already in progressthe tariff refunds will add to the money supply
>>61974850lol
>>61975181Joke is on you buddy. PLTR shares are already worthless since they have a special founder share structure with super voting rights. None of that changes that I'm up 7% for the year when the S&P is down 3%.
100%+ gains have desensitized me to single digit moves.
>>61975235Because building pipelines through a desert isn't a great idea. You'd be spending ridiculous amounts on maintaining it, plus pipelines are still vulnerable to drones.
>>61975213I'm just a lowly negro but wouldn't increased demand for US oil push up the value of the dollar and hence make it's debts more expensive. Trump's previous plan to devalue the dollar to make the debt disappear seemed like a better idea than this.
>>61975235the plan has been to leave iran the fuck aloneunfortunately the hubris of the us administration has decided to cause a global depression, and iran is ecstatic about it
>>61975237friday into this weekend, Israel blows up the mosque in Jerusalem, blames Iran, whole middle east (and the world) erupts
>>61975213Washington owes more then oil riches can pay off short term . At best it could balance the budget temporarily but most likely the cost of this war will be greater then their share of oil profits.What your talking about is possible but what you need is British empire at its height control of the sea and state backed monopolies on any good that matters.
>>61975229sure great depession whatever, fuck everyone. but it could erase the debt in theory right? i'm trying to figure out how long iran needs to be kept out of the market for that to guarantee happen.
>>61975237It's already in motion
>>61975238I know, I'm just trying to spend all my fiat on anything I can now.
>>61975247so you are saying I won't have to go to work on Monday?
>>61975235Reminds me of Hyderabad. Allegedly one of the richest kingdoms to ever exist yet they never bothered investing in a decent military and got swallowed.
>>61975237>false flag when?California, this summer. Maybe at a big event happening around that time…. They are already planting the seeds talking about Iranian drone strikes.
>>61975255You still have to go to work, goy, how will the government have enough money to defend Israels interests if you don't? Stop being so antisemitic.
>>61975217Thats a fair and reasonable take to have. But I doubt the president has thought that deeply or long enough as you have. None of those domestic jobs are going to spring up anytime soon. And if they do spring up those are gonna be through decades of a painful, expensive transition.
>>61975237California obviouslysuddenly migatards will pretend they love cali
>>61975260Just to add, what happened after Pearl Harbor, and 9/11?
>>61975260hope they nuke burning man
>>61975266They deserve it tbdesu
>>61975245>push up the value of the dollardoes this have anything to do with all the money printed in 2020 but has not yet entered circulation still? like, if ddemand for US dollars goes up, and theres all these dollars still in the us not yet deployed by the fed, isn't that good for the us?
>>61975262:(
>>61975235a single 35k shithead drone can blow up a multi bilion dollar pipelinethat's why, they're fragile as fuck
>>61975230Whose infrastructure is blown?
the resistance at 96-97 is insaneare they going to dump again
>>61975230fuck knows, it's just better to play the swings as people shift around and be cautiousthis is my thought on a lot of the things mooning, fertilisers, chemicals etc... sure they can make more money from what they have, but can they even make it or more of it to justify the move in the stock price?these industries are expensive and don't have surplus capacity or capacity that they can switch on immediatelythen you get into protectionism, export bans and government intervention etc
>>61975237Soon lol, we're really just going through the motions.
Hello wallstreetbets thread!
>>61975278just build them stronger, duh
There are two Petrobras ADR, a regular one and a Pref one. I assume the pref one is just more voting rights I don't care about? (and how would that even work with fucking ADRs anyway)
>>61975280Yes. At 3pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm 15% allocated to domestic oil producers
>>61975213the size of the economy would collapse, i.e the WEIGHT of the debt will increase retard
>>61975280No, it's gaining 10 points in after-market.
>>61975154seems like a rare onewhere did you got it from?>>61975189WHY DOW AND NOT BAK
>>61975268It's too obvious now. >>61975287Why have they ripped off the BP logo?
>>61975255things will be more expensive and the world continues to decline but you WILL still have to go into work
it's oilover.
>>61975274The US has recently started printing money again.
>>61975204it's le over
I just want SPY to go back to 672. I need to hire a hooker to take a dump on my x wife's coffee table while I watch underneath before she comes an gets it
>>61975230Oil stocks with no gulf exposure are pumping the most
>>61975299it's oilver
>>61975248>what you need is British empire at its height control of the sea and state backed monopolies on any good that matters.thx for the heads up, i'll look at these possibilities. blackrock? also american bases worldwide + satellite superiority are kind of the modern equivalent of the british sea controlstill wanta calculate a theoretical minimum choke time to tip it over
>>61975235The rogue state fucking everyone is IsraelThey want that land and that oilIran is acting in self defense North America, namely Canada, has shitloads of rare earth metals and oilIf anything America should be boots on the ground in Canada and annexing the oil they don't use
>>61975298I've heard of salarymen going to work the day after Hiroshima got nuked.
>>61975190>(female) natural gas
>>61975230same reason Tel Aviv index surges when getting bombed
We really are just watching the whole delicate system cave in.
cant they just emp the drones out of the sky? i thought emp beam tech was a thing.
>>61975176where are we going?
>>61975312What else are you going to do, sit at home and jerk off staring through a hole in your roof?
>>61975113Afaik it can only move 5 million barrels/day.
>>61975317The real trick is where to put money
>>61975260To be fair, all you need is a regular container, with 1/5000 chance of actual inspection, with drones inside or on its roof, to cause havoc. Ask Ukraine about it.
>>61975299Bull hammer though.
>>61975323that's what i've been doing since 2022
>>61975235Leavitt assured me trump has this all planned out, stop being a panican
>>61975323better than spending 8 hours at work desu
>>61975319would fuck up shipboard electronics too
>>61975320https://youtu.be/MTb1JfJ6PdA?si=O0tko423kHXRlD2A
>>61975162everyone should contributethe strair of hormuz is fucking up the whole worldiran is trying to destroy the global economy, not just the US's
>>61975303This. Retards here think all oil company are interconnected and all country will "suffer" the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmbH-alti0
>>61975127I don't take it in the ass like your male goat does boss.
>>61975338my SM has been doing ver well
>>61975303Does Shell have gulf exposure? Asking for a friend.
>>61975341It makes no sense to keep a male goat. Female goats make milk.
People are bearish this chartHAHAHA
>>61975137DOOMP IT MR PRESIDENT
>>61975325I'm exposed to the nuclear sector, showing them my ass, tits and dick.
>>61975332>Leavitt
Just wait until we get to the next part, which is China invading a totally undefended Taiwan and cutting off the supply of semiconductors to the United States. All because israel blackmailed our politicians. Short semis, long oil.
>>61975346Because the cause is political and not economic
I’m not panican I am laffin
>>61975345male goats milk taste better
>>61975355/pol/ is right there >>>
>>61975357It's not economic? LOL
>>61975355I just hope Europe makes it clear to China that we're on their side
>>61975357>supply and demand>not economic
TAfags, this one's on me. Just be quiet about it.
>sour hour
>>61975109wagmi fren
>>61975355it's okay, the US have planned this for years with a series of military bases they can use as staging posts all over the middle east.....
>>61975355My nvidia and micron stock would moon in that case so it won't fucking happen.
>>61975370
I WANT A BIG FAT STINKY CRASH SO I CAN DEPLOY MY USELESS POOPOO FIAT
>>61975377Nvidia doesn’t manufacture chips, Intel would spike, they make chips in the US and would take on that hole in the market.
>>61975364/biz/ is, has always been, and always will be the financial arm of /pol/. Go the fuck back to plebbit if you don't like it. Israel blackmailed Trump into this clusterfuck, so I am longing oil and shorting semis.t. been on /biz/ since literally day 1 when moot created this board
>>61975383Be careful what you wish for anon
>>61975383Just waste it in the meantime gambling on commodities like me
>>61975355unironically expect this to happen if drumpf announces a ground invasion. I've got shorts ready on semis the moment he makes the announcement. Simply too good of an opportunity for Chiyna to pass up.
>>61975387Based
>US Treasury Secretary Bessent Tells Sky News An International Coalition Could Protect Ships In Strait Of HormuzNATO pls help
>>61975345Just ask the Iranian, fucking the male goat ass and fucking the female goat ass feels the same boss.
>>61975400grim
>>61975400Americans told us we were leaches now they need us?get bent
>>61975384Nvidia will spike and intel will crater 30%. AMD will briefly pump, then dump 10%.
>>61975401how do you know this
Trump now personally offering his asshole to anyone who shorts oil
imagine nato's entire fleet getting sunk over this which stocks would moon
>>61975401How owuld you know
>>61975383im expecting another faceripper rally because everyone is negative, even if they are right and in three months the market will be lower, its just not gonna go down without being as shit as possible first
>>61975405All of your oil goes through hormoz you fucking idiot, europeans are infinity more fucked by the strait's closure than countries that produce their own oil like the US and you don't have the balls to invade Norway and Scotland.
>>61975404lol. iran so desperate their military is shitposting propaganda on 4chin
>>61975387based. /biz/ has become infested with redditors.
>>61975387>Israel blackmailed Trumphere's a timelime of events for youTrump declares in 2015 he will never let Iran have a nuclear weapon.Trump sent his delegation to speak with the Iranians. The Iranians said they had enough enriched material to make 11 bombs, and they are within their rights to make nuclear bombs. So Trump kept his promise and is going to bring an everlasting peace and a golden age to the everyone involved boss.
>US Pres Trump: Where is the Federal Reserve Chairman, Jerome “Too Late” Powell, today? He should be dropping Interest Rates, IMMEDIATELY, not waiting for the next meeting! - TSLMade me laugh
>>619750521. Iran stores many speedboats underground.2. Iran has a multitude of tools to attack ships, including missiles, flying drones, boat drones, underwater drones, submarines, submarine-deployed mines and rocket-deployed mines.3. If the US expands air strike target categories, Iran can likely escalate in the same way. For example, Iran can attack power plants, desalination plants or Intel Fab 28.
>US Navy escorts ships through hormuz>Gets "attacked">Boots on the groundThat is the set up mark my words
>>61975408Why would nvidia spike if they are now allocation constrained? Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>61975400if this is the future of the strait, then the goal really is to make america the top oil producer and force the rest of the world to rely on us instead of the sand niggasthis is actually a good strategy honestly and its going to work
>>61975346>TA on commoditieslel
>$97
>>61975409>>61975414I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo pussy's mighty cold.
>>61975416Actually we get it from the north seaget fucked, you're mixing us with east asia
>>61975011KWAB
>>61975426Not like we pretended there was a pretext to begin this gay war. The white house will skip the embarrassment and just invade
/wheat/ bros, vibe check?
>>61975400BREAKING: press secretary anon of /smg/ announces that every poster here could get a girlfriend and pass through the strait of a vagina
>>61975422checked
>>61975441WAGMI!!
>>61975400>NATO countries already decided Trump is too fucking stupid to help>Even Macron doesn't want to divert attention from his horrid social policy to help the US>only Japan with no military is looking to show off its microcock
>>61975416almost no oil goes to Europe through the strait of Ormuz
>>61975424Iran doesn't have all these things you claim they have. We blew everything up.
>>61975446do it faggot
Holy fuck my gold puts are printing
do bears really think you're betting against america when you long oil?trump said it himself, we (he) make money with high oil prices
Tanker rates crashed today :(There are no cargoes.Ships are flocking to the Atlantic and Yanbu to find cargoes but there's just not enough to replace the Middle East.One by one as ships complete their present voyages they are rushing to these areas. Oversupply = rates go to 0It's been a nice 4 year cycle though. Structurally still strong if there is a ceasefire.
>>61975446
>>61975421The Iranians say that, under the Non-Proliferation Treaty, they are in their rights to have the capability to enrich uranium and to enrich uranium, which is correct. The Iranians deny wanting to build nukes, but it is obviously implicit that they want to have the capability to enrich uranium on their own soil because they realize they might need to build nukes to deter the US and Israel from going full genocide on them.Iran agreed, under the JCPOA, to inspections to ensure that they aren't using their enrichment capability to build nukes. Trump tore up that agreement.
>>61975457exactly why I'm long oil. I want to be part of the "We" he is talking about.
>>61975446They're bluffing, they don't have the capabilities boss.
>>61975458source?is PBR still printing cash with their VLCCs that's all that matters
>>61975457Wow, now Exxon will pay $0 instead of $0 in taxes and send all their profits to a gulf tax haven!
>>61975438Read this: >>61975464Also polling is terrible over the war, there is definitely an incentive to bolster support
>>61975446what energy infrastructure? hasnt iran had rolling blackouts for a long time?
>>61975450It's weird how they keep launching drones and missiles if all their drone and missile bases got blown up
>>61975464>Trump tore up that agreement.good
A black girl wants to fuck me. Should I ‘drill oil’ since it’s pumping so hard rn?
>>61975457he's the dumbest president in american history
>>61975387I am new here and I have actually been surprised by the lack of racism on this board. Sure there's Jew and nigger jokes but go to my old home board /sci/ and you see Austrian SS racial masterplan shit every day. /v/, even worse. This board isn't that bad by 4chan standards.
>>61975474
>>61975464He tore it up because he wanted to create an excuse for his israeli masters to genocide them, just like the rest of the middle east. Oil is going to $250 and then squeezing to $500 a barrel when these shorts unwind.
>>61975478What's the pitch? We drove into a mine after we kicked the hornets nest too hard and now we have to go to war, for our boys who sank in the strait? That won't move the needle
>>61975493>>61975493>>61975493
>>61975492stop anonI'm already rock hard
>>61975487lol he lies and manipulates but he's not dumb
>>61975491i dont know what i'm looking at but it still looks high
>>61975495Americans are stupid and will understand they need to die for their country (Israel).
>>61975421> doesn’t refute Israel blackmailing trump.> concretely ignores the fact that trump pulled out of Iran nuc deal because of Israel or that Israel is the cause of all of this lol you migatards will say anything . Bibi knows this is his last chance . I hope they send the migatard out first to die with boots on the ground .
>>61974865you can>suffer with the rest of the worldor>watch the world suffer while you are safe and protectedthe ramifications of this stupid 2 day special operation will make everyone suffer regardless and its serious effects will start to appear in about 1 month. The economy was not even that good in the first place
>>61975495Okay we will see
