cashing out edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>61976850
do you guys think international stocks are dead, or will they continue to outperform US stocks (once the bleeding stops)?>THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE!
Fuck do I FOMO into oil??
> futures
>>61977988international stocks (japan, korea, germany and other US slave states) are deadthey are highly dependent on the US for their performance
>>61977990>Fuck do I FOMO into oil??problem is headline risk, going either direction.I feel like oil trades in a range 80-120go long at 80, short at 120but shorts are asymmetric since if oil crashes they are still good.but if oil crashes, then longs at 80 are crap.I'm looking to snatch up some shorts if USO hits 130.DRIP especially looks tasty, since it is oil companies. If the stock market crashes AND oil crashes, then those companies get destroyed.but GUSH is not so good, since it is bull on companies. if stock market crashes, stocks go down, but even if oil is up, oil companies might not do so good.So I think DRIP hits the target on two things I think will go down soon. as opposed to just shorting oil price with SCO
>>61977994>international stocks (japan, korea, germany and other US slave states) are dead>they are highly dependent on the US for their performanceI agree, and if the us stock market crashes, then they crash toobut what about after? is the meme gone, or do international stocks outperform in the recovery?I'm thinking they get left in the dust againit was a good meme for a year since the tariff tantrum. but now it's gone
>SAAB>LMT>BAI>RTX>HO>LDOmYou’re welcome
>>61977994Because the EU is so isolated it unironically is more resistant to a recession. In fact we've been in a recession for years already.
Status of helium sector? Is it worth getting into now that Arabs can't sell theirs?
Why is my 3x oil going up if the sanctions on Russia are being lifted? Seems counterintuitive
>>61977995I done did it. 2x leverage bought at 100 burgerbucks. We can now commence the dump.
>>61977986>DXY up 0.5%>crude oil futures up 2%this means for non us countries the oil price has risen a 25% more than the us (biased towards the euro). even if the oil futures crab, if DXY keeps pumping (and its positively correlated) it will still double fuck the entire world.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61977999We´re pre-crashed.
I’m going in on VIX, I think we might circuit breaker today.
Cat is out of the bag.
>>61978004tickers?
>>61977991this is what poltergeist haunting looks like
>>61978010>this means for non us countries the oil price has risen a 25% more than the us (biased towards the euro). even if the oil futures crab, if DXY keeps pumping (and its positively correlated) it will still double fuck the entire world.>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwelcome to the petro dollar system babyturns out having a navy is still usefulnow all those other countries need oil, and thus need to get those dolla dolla billz yall
>>61978025Definitely some spirits involved.
>>61978014QRD on what this means?
>>61978031See >>61977843Basically trump is using the treasury to short oil and keep the market price artificially low.
>>61978031Shits about to go tits up real fuckin' fast if the CME is openly stating if the government attempts to do something it's going to go to hell in a hand basket
>>61978014Kek - they'll have to keep doing it at each roll over.
>>61978037is that even possible?
>>61977997>or do international stocks outperform in the recovery?well if you zoom out back to the 2022 oil shock because of the ukraine war the recovery was about the same speed. If you look at the big one in 2008 the shit and piss recovered in 3 years but many EU countries are still struggling to recover from those highs, and those that did it took them about 15 years, with germany being the fastest, it took 5 years (with inflation not taken into account). Nikkei got obliterated in the 90s and if you account for inflation it just recovered from there. China and japan would be extremely sensitive to the oil shock so i dont really see them recovering faster than the rest of the world. >past pooformance doesnt guarantee futa results
>>61978040Yeah, just sell futures contracts. Problem is at expiry they'll be expected to produce delivery of the oil :)
>>61978040 #Nobody knows exactly what’s happening behind closed doors besides insiders, but some weird shit magically happened Monday, and US crude is nowhere near aligned with foreign oil markets. It seems like they are selling futures contracts they don’t have the oil to back.
>>61978045Futa loving Trump strikes again. Truly the worst fetish.
>>61978050Merciful Christ on the cross.
>>61978006Because it's a very limited exemption rather than a lifting of sanctions.
The stock market is not representative of the actual economy
>>61978043>. If you look at the big one in 2008 the shit and piss recovered in 3 years but many EU countries are still struggling to recover from those highs, and those that did it took them about 15 years, with germany being the fastest, it took 5 years (with inflation not taken into account). Nikkei got obliterated in the 90s and if you account for inflation it just recovered from there.this is one of the reasons I'm hesitant on international stocksyeah they had a great year, especially compared to the s&P500.but that was just 1 year. after 20 years of garbagethat was clearly just a rotation away from us stocks, not because the foreign countries were actually doing wellthough some of them were, like EWY, which is basically just "AI feeder companies ex US", combing 2 trends into one super trend.>China and japan would be extremely sensitive to the oil shock so i dont really see them recovering faster than the rest of the world.good point. developed countries ex us are really dependent on energy, while us is just about the only one which is a net energy exporteroooohmaybe I could do norway. or other countries that are big oil countries.
Hey AI!tell me about countries in the developed ex us index that are energy independent vs dependentyeah that about makes sense compared to what I rememberI think australia just keeps winning. not sure I like canada or norway. but maybe norway is good.south korea for sure is ooofCountry Net Export Status Primary Export Risk ProfileNorway High Surplus Oil & Natural Gas Hedge: Profits from high pricesCanada High Surplus Crude Oil Hedge: Energy sector buffers GDPAustralia Surplus LNG & Coal Mixed: Exposed to oil, but LNG winnerUK Deficit (Declining Oil/Gas) Exposed: Net importer since mid-2000sGermany High Deficit None (Industrial) High Risk: Manufacturing hit by costsJapan Critical Deficit None Extreme Risk: Vulnerable to sea-lane blocks
>>61978065>>61978062looks like norway could be the way to gomany if not all of the other countries have taken a dipeven canada and australia, though they are also energy exportersbut norway is one of the ones that has just kept goingvery interesting!
>Trump Claimed In G7 Call [On Wednesday] That Iran Is "About To Surrender" - @axiosHe just can't stop
>>61978078and holy shit, if you include the run up to the tariff tantrum, norway did the best out of all of themstarting from that timepoint, norway has done really wellnot sure if that means I should buy more of it now, but it's very interesting.okay so, apparently 30% of their stock market is commodities, including oilso if oil prices crash, then norway probably doesn't do too well.but for now, if you're looking for ex us energy independent countries, or oil producers ex us or whatever, then norway is a good bet
>>61978086Bro is coping hard, even if he backs out now he just got 7 Americans killed and hundreds injured, screwed up the oil market, and destroyed oil infrastructure for nothing. Who knows if Iran would even back out of the strait if he calls it. Oil to the moon if he stays in, what a fuck up.
I think uncertainty is going to collapse today and markets are going to bleed like pigs. Trump lying is not having an impact any more and the shorts failed.See you at the bottom, friends.
Rotate from oil into ..what? Try to ride the grains with NTR? Copper?
im forgotten
>>61978096>Try to ride the grains with NTR?Whatever gets you off, buddy
>>61977990I set up a market buy at open before I went to bed last night on a 3x WTI. Currently down 5%. Market thinks a few shadow fleet tankers will save the day..Stupid market.
https://www.cfr.org/articles/the-new-era-of-drone-warfare-takes-root-in-iran>Though the Ukraine war demonstrates that defenders can often shoot down up to 80 percent of these drone barrages, defending against salvos of Shaheds requires dedicated time and resources—and even 20 percent getting through can mean a large number of damaging strikes as one-way attack drones’ use goes up.
>>61978089Who wins in a fight? The crazy guy or the intelligent guy?
>>61978088Norway mogs everybody. Salmon Index reigns supreme.>>61978089They directly said, the US can't now ask for negotiations/ceasefire. They want to decide.>>61978098No, I just recently >>61968008brought it up in the baggie-list.
>>61978104Wait, who's who here?
>>61978096>Rotate from oil into ..what? Try to ride the grains with NTR? Copper?cashcommodities spiking is a late cycle signal. it's the last thing that goes up before the whole thing crashesyou could also just buy SH, which is a quick and easy way to short the S&P500.
>>61978098I remember during 'rona where Cramer was constantly shilling and beaming over this stock acting like it was part of the mag 7/faang or a long standing member of the tech sector
>>61978103>In 2026, Russia advertised that it is aiming to produce up to one thousand Geran-2, its equivalent of Iran’s Shahed-136, every day.Iran will just keep producing this shit underground and there is always a chunk of them that will hit. What a fuck up we got ourselves into.
>>61978101heh
>>61978104The man who avoids the fight (when possible) is always the winner. You might just get your ass kicked in.
>>61978102unfortunately now anon the market is led by scammers and gormless mouth breathers much like in society sense and rationality is outweighed by volume and impact of these people
>>61978120Always was bud. I was trading in 2008. It was the same shit. Different days. Hopefully this will recover today. Was a risky move but I had a plane to catch so fomo.
>>61978050https://www.wsj.com/opinion/trumps-energy-triumph-82e4b953?mod=mhpThere's a lot of bullshit in this article but this stuck out to me >The U.S. has been refilling the SPR with money earmarked in last year’s reconciliation bill. A plan! It will now release 172 million barrels, and here’s a fun aside: Rather than sell it straight (as the Biden team did), Mr. Wright is exchanging it on the market for futures contracts (which are currently betting prices will fall). This means the Strategic Petroleum Reserve will get back 200 million barrels for the price of its 172 million.
How isn't the market completely imploding with the strait of houmous still being closed? Aren't we 2 weeks into the 4 day SCO now? Surely it's going to go down more than this.
>>61978133What happens to this remarkable plan when prices don't fall?
>>61978137Being held up with the convoy / navy escort narrative. Trump's been erratic but Bessent as treasury sec has commented extensively on it in the financial press. People are waiting to seeConvoys actually work historically but that was before drones kek. It also is still slow to wait for for a convoy to form if you're a filled up tanker ready to go, so it's not gonna bring throughput back to normal anyway.
>>61978138Trump declares the 250$ barrel a BIG WIN.
>>61978137>>61978139Because of the drone launches and the asymmetric risk, I am now wondering if boots on the ground on the shoreline would come with the naval escort strategy but we shall see.
>>61978139Yeah, the convoys are dead in the water. No way USA will risk a warship in there. They'd be sitting ducks.
bros what the heck, as soon as leddit found out about hgraf they started shorting
>>61978138>>619781404d chess baby, Trump always wins. Everything else is fake news
>>61978140Kek. So true.
>>61978133This fucking administration, holy mother of god.I don't even know what to do to prepare for what's slowly unfolding.
>>61978137>How isn't the market completely imploding with the strait of houmous still being closed? Aren't we 2 weeks into the 4 day SCO now? Surely it's going to go down more than this.us is energy independent and net exporter of oil. this still damage us, but less than othersthe energy dependent states are fuckedthat's why the international stock meme diedamerica drops, everyone else drops moreespecially since people are rushing to get dollars, because of the petrodollar. dollar strengthens. this helps US stocks, and hurts foreign stocks
>>61978139>>61978143They're going to announce that they're attempting it this weekend so I can short the shit out of everything when multiple ships get sunk aren't they.....fuck.....how aren't people aware that an escort would be a suicide mission anyway?
Germany bros..
>>61978103Looks like it's extremely profitable for Iran to keep the Strait closed
>>61978151That affect only lasts as long as the war does. So it's either a forever war or literally everyone diversifies away from the US dollar, energy and stock the moment this mess is over because they're a totally unreliable partner who will fuck everyone else to benefit themselves. This has always been the modus operandi of the US, but it used to be done in a more subtle manner.
>>61978133>>61978138>>61978149>172m for the price of 200mreading it out loud sounds like a big brain move to the braindead public.... in percentage terms its fuck allanons on here made that in a few hours work several times over the last few days lmaoand for the government, their focus is on actual supply and prices for the entire market and companies that rely on it NOW, not filling it back up at a slightly lower price sometime down the linewhat the FUCK are they doing?
Care to change your tune yet fool. Wherever you are?
>>61978133/our guys/
>>61978158>what the FUCK are they doing?Has he done a deal with Putin to take his floating unsellable stock I wonder?
>>61978133Holy fucking shit, kek. Is the US government openly trying to time the market now? It's totally fucking over. What happens when it doesn't go their way? Do they bomb the comex? Kek
>>61978139I´m guessing Iran would welcome the escort idea being implemented.
>>61978163>Do they bomb the comex? KekWish they'd bomb the silver comex.
okay what kind of cope is causing premarket to be green this time?
>>61978168Markets rigged. Handful of companies control everything with passive flows to ETFs. But they can’t control international money or retail.
>>61978168Russian ghost ships lolWho knows how many are rusting at anchor.
>futes
>>61978168Trump unleashed the russian shadow ship fud.
>>61978158>>172m for the price of 200mi typed that the wrong way around like a spastic, you know what i meant bros, its too earlybut the sentiment still applies>>61978162yeah they need to secure supplies... its all well and good the US being 'energy independent' at the very highest level but theres a lot that goes on beneath that regarding imports/exports of derivatives/chemicals and products all over the world, all reliant on this market etcthen theres the wider cost... companies still need the oil - they might get it still, but its costing them MUCH more, and many don't have the margin that big to swallow itthen we consider if this brings the global economy into recession with it... it moves into other sectors like finance and it all falls apart, everywhereeven the CME the most fucked up scammers out there have warned against this
>>61978168Fresh news article where Trump was in a meeting on the phone with the leaders of the G7 and said the war was over very soon per Axios
Oil in the most obvious cup & handle I've seen.The Fed is going to get short squeezed to $250 a barrel.
>>61978177>he thinks he can just back out and shake hands on itKing Retard...
>>61978179>Oil in the most obvious cup & handle I've seen.>ta to analyze commodities during a military crisis you're the most obvious idiot I've seen in quite some time
>>61978181>President Trump told G7 leaders in a virtual meeting Wednesday that Iran is "about to surrender," according to three officials from G7 countries briefed on the contents of the call.https://www.axios.com/2026/03/13/trump-iran-surrender-hormuz-oil
>>61978179Kek - JPow need to naked short the futures markets. Drumpf is giving the call now.
>>61978184>about to surrenderHoly cope - he's in over his head this time.
>>61978184I think we can all agree trump is talking out of his big orange arse.
>>61978158High % is more difficult with billions because the liquidity isnt there usually
Why is trump always treating Russia with respect? It's kind of funny how Russia and Iran have the same power levels, the only difference is that Russia is slightly stronger and has nukes. But trump never touched russian ships, and just removed sanctions on russian oil, for absolutely no reason.He has seized chinese tankers before, gives no shits about china either.But russian ships are allowed to hang around the Strait and feed Iran information.This stuff makes no sense.
>>61978168Its Friday, they are pushing up the market to set up short entries because panicans will before the weekendIt works because liquidity in premarket is ass
>>61978190I'm guessing Russia unironically has an Epstein or two of their own..
>>61978190Trump went to Moscow in the 1980s bankrupt. He came back not bankrupt.
>>61978190>Why is trump always treating Russia with respect?with my schizo hat on.... they are all controlled by the same people and those people control all sides, even Iranthere are groups and factions at lower levels that might be against one another, but they are just unknowingly playing their part
Both the US' carriers are out of action now. How isn't the market reacting to this obvious disaster. One caught fire in the red sea, I don't even know what it was doing there. And the Ford is apparently heading back the Murica for repairs.
>>61978158It hinges on the escorts working desu. That is only 9% of what goes through the strait AFAIK. If escorst fail then the US gov will be a structural bidder of oil at higher prices top kek
>>61978205Both? The USS Gerald R. Ford only had a minor fire in a laundry
>>61978207the escorts on cyprus are exhausted but they will keep working
>>61978190Because he's a boomer who lives in the world of Russia being a superpower and not a colder Iran. Also he's a grifter and probably sees more possibilities for corruption from them.
>>61978212I hate it when my laundry combusts
slight recovery today (fake) with more bad news over the weekend or straight up after close, like always. STILL sitting on cash and I believe this shit will bleed and drag for the foreseeable future like for the rest of the year.
>the amount of pro iran turdie posts on this boardkek
>>61978205Don't believe everything you read on /pol/ bud.
>>61978217I'd go so far as to say it's the worst part about doing laundry.
>>61978205The second one is only an IRGC claim. No evidence it's been hit.
>>61978207Let's remember that options are not futures. Options can be triggered at the strike price before expiration, futures are contracts where the commodity is actually physically delivered. So they're selling at 100 to take delivery in a year at 70 or whatever https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NYMEX-CL1!/forward-curve/
>>61978217Not clearing the lint from the dryer is a very real fire hazard
>>61978217It's actually fairly common in commercial laundry. A lot of fire risks.
>>61978212Are the shitters still blocked?
>>61978228No, they fixed that in Greece and are currently operating off the coast of Saudi Arabia in the Red Sea
>>61978218God only knows what absolutely deranged shit Trump is going to say after closing today. Price controls on all groceries or something
>>61978223>"As we release this oil to address the short-term needs, we're doing it in swaps," Wright said on Thursday
>oil is not going over 100$ It’s over oil baggies, the worst case already happened, from now on Iran will get more shat on and will surrender
>>61978235I´m only down 30%
Oil rolled overShorting the retest for freebies
AAAAAA CRUDEBROS WHAT'S GOING ON?
the only thing I am actually happy about is the fall of the eur/usd. fuck the euro
>wasting time with that oil shit when you could be buying the klarna dipPathetic
>>61977988>>61977994>sold all my US stocks last year because I saw what a clownshow the US had become and it's dangerous to invest in a country like that>went heavily international>the clown in chief starts a bullshit war>decimates my portfolioI have mutt fatigue...
>>61978244US treasury shorting the market
>>61978244It means bad news because it's not a real price point. They DOW is getting raped with a broomstick today.
>>61978246>buying into a company that’s going bankrupt by giving out free money to sub 500 credit score niggersGood for you.
>>61978246Klarna rejected me and didn't give me the pay in 4 parts.
>>61978257>>61978260Sensible Klarna
>>61978145I have become the bag itself, payer of longs
oil baggies best I can give you is $150 after 3 months of holding your longs
>>61978244Perfectly normal for prices to fall drastically during a supply crisis of the most important commodity known to man. Nothing to see here.
>>61978145HahaHappened to Beyond tooGet out NOW
>>61978264We are already at stage 3.
>>61978264>negotiate a ceasefireIran doesn’t negotiate with terrorists.
someone is slurping the oil dip
>>61978257What happens to my payments if they go bankrupt? I'm free?
>>61978133>gambling with the SPRso it's officially over isn't it? the American empire I mean.
Can I get an EOY price target on TSLA please
>That desperation in trying to keep oil downJust surrender and beg Iran to open the strait you fucking burgers, that's the quickest way to solve this.
>>61978261Klarna are a bunch of bastards. They only give money to those who don't need it.I need it and I am a responsible person who pays all my debts but Klarna cares not.
>>61978274Someone will probably buy the debt and sue you.
>>61978179>cup & handleWe literally have a force majeure (global governments manipulation) that means normal market dynamics don't work.
>>619782801100 after Elon Musk says Moon data centres will be up and running in 2027.
>>61978247How much where you heemed, intsister?I'm done -50%
>apparently 'won' last weekend>they will surrender imminently>still need to hit them next weekhe's still all over the place
>>61978247>>sold all my US stocks last year because I saw what a clownshow the US had become and it's dangerous to invest in a country like that>>went heavily international>>the clown in chief starts a bullshit war>>decimates my portfolio>I have mutt fatigue...you had a chance to sell before the war started brothathe international stocks "sell america" meme was already breaking down pretty badly before we tried a special maduro operation in irannow you have to find something else I guessor maybe the trend reverses again, and international stocks outperform us stocks for a year
>>61978304Will hitting them in Tehran make them open the waterway thousands of miles away? Doubt it.
all is NOT going well lmaocomes back completely rattled, stuttering all over the placehttps://x.com/FinanceLancelot/status/2032405423651733760
>>61978304>it actually made oil go downI'm fucking TIRED of this clown market. All it deserves is everything crashing down and burning. I'm sick of this retardation.
>>61978304Apparently a pro regime civilian protest just got bombed in Tehran. Waiting for details but surely they will surrender now.
>>61978310they're gonna do the ground invasion aren't they
>>61978268Jiang Xueqin says many weeks, so we are in the middle stage.
>>61978265And retards will still parrot how it's "under consideration"https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/trump-officials-ruling-out-treasury-oil-futures-trades-now-bloomberg-news-2026-03-06/protip: when it hits the news that's in consideration, it's already being enacted. Especially as we see the results in real time, especially after the fucking crazy monday we had.
you niggers said the war will dump stockseverything is greener than ever and there's no good entry
>>61978313That would be patently retarded, so yeah there's a good chance.
>>61978246These bleedouts from IPOs always look so tempting but idk my nuts are gonna ache if I get in at $15 and it goes to $7 and crabs around $10 for a fucking year or something
>>61978314>Jiang XueqinQuickest way to filter someone out as a fucking retard is if they listen to this retarded gook. Alex Jones / Candace Owens but wearing a button down shirt and posing as a professor (he's a high school teacher)
>>61978317Don't FOMO into the bull trap.Today is Friday the 13th. Sunday is the ides of March. Omens are clear, Monday we gap down HARD.
>>61978310>comes back completely rattled, stuttering all over the placelooking forward to the news today thenor whenever it goes public
>>61978299I've lost a third of my profits for now. Petrobras is doing some heavy lifting but it's a small position overall.
Russian oil at sea amounts to 100m barrels. That's one day of global consumption trumps sanctions easing has bought us.
Alpha from Tim Pool!
>>61978325I'm guessing it might be this?>BREAKING: A large explosion struck Iran’s capital Tehran at a square filled with demonstrators. The explosion hit Ferdowsi Square the center of ongoing Quds Day demonstrations. Massive casualties reported.
I think this photo should be at the top of any news outlet, and everywhere. Make it the next thread's OP image, even. Because it's VERY telling.You can perfectly see how narrow this shit is. And you know the worst? One side has fucking mountains near it. Mountainous coasts and a narrow strait.Good luck keeping that open, KEK.
>>61978332winning hearts and minds all over the region
>futures
Reminder: Oil is going under 100$ today.Reminder: Gamma exposure is negative for the first time in a long time, and when it dumps MMs will be pushing it to dump even harder.Reminder: When you blow your account, every normie you know will say to you "jeeze, you didn't see TACO coming?"Reminder: It's not nice to make your mom sad.
They- They do know that the earth is a sphere right? They can just go the other way.
>>61978338Captain Bonespurs is trotting out the medals! Hahah. Draft coming.
Anybody got that straight of hormuz minesweeper meme at hand? Need to shitpost some normies
>>61978332>I'm guessing it might be this?>>BREAKING: A large explosion struck Iran’s capital Tehran at a square filled with demonstrators. The explosion hit Ferdowsi Square the center of ongoing Quds Day demonstrations. Massive casualties reported.seems like they might be starting that rebellion plan, now, but it's ahead of scheduleso maybe there was bad news, that it won't work and a bunch of people died
>>61978336>make AI choose targets>Anthropic tells you this is stupid as AI is not ready fro this sort if application>do it anyway>hit a school and a square filled with protestersfucking jeji could toss darts at the map and hit less civvies
>>61978350You’re kidding? They bombed the Quds gathering? Thousands of civilians? These people are butchers.
>>61978340this is who voted for biden kek. americans are weird
>>61978348
>>61978310>https://x.com/FinanceLancelot/status/2032405423651733760That has to be AI.That's the most insane thing I've ever seen in my entire life, politically speaking.No 4chan irony.That's actually fucking bonkers.
>>61978350>rebellionThese were pro regime demonstrators.
My shorts are printing...
I bought 1k worth of helium stocks based purely on some schizo twitter post I seen on here last night. What is wrong with me?
>>61978362
>>61978348but this one is 'safer' for normies
>>61978366You mean Iranian citizens in the Iranian capital exercising their freedoms? The regime is in London and Washington fren
>>61978362>That has to be AI.From sky news? Doubt.
>>61978367
>>61978368I made that helium post. Good luck.
>>61978362>I'd trust my child's life in their hands, whilst stutteringKek. What the fuck?
>>61978378Don't mind me... will giga long at 90 all the way to 150
>>61978381It's pretty scary watching that. It does not exude confidence.
>>61978375If it is real it's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>61978383It’s all filing apart. Their plan is bullshit. They’re considering all at war now hence Trump posting pictures of himself in military uniform and best talking about his child considering serving in the military. Of course, his son won’t serve in the military, but your sons might what a fucking scam.
>>61978362i thought it too initially but a few accounts i follow have posted itobviously the same video, but they aren't just slop accounts and have a pretty good filter for the ai shit and don't engage in ithttps://x.com/clashreport/status/2032369138778378416it was from an interview yesterday from what i can find so could be in relation to the air tanker that went down, but feels worse than losing one aircraft desu
>>61978381He would trust his child alone with Epstein and Biden.
>>61978368good choicein 40 years there will be no more helium
>>61978386>your sons might >might Nows not the time to be long on optimism, anon.
>>61978310>>61978362>>61978381>>61978383What are you people talking about? Bessent always stutters like a faggot (heh).
>>61978392That’s why you invest in spaceX mining helium from the sun.
>>61978395True. Reading into it too much
>>61978391Reminds me of the British agriculture minister feeding his child a burger on TV to prove mad cow disease wasn't an issue.(It was)
Given we could see higher food costs down the line as a consequence of current events, would it be a good play to hold consumer-facing food stocks for a while? Packaged foods and all that?
>>61977988do you think your chocolate starfish will close up (after being violated by 6 blacks)>if the rumours about slop IPOs are true you’ll get violated by 12 more
>>61978403Was it a fake burger or did he poison his daughter on TV for social credit points?
>>61978421It was a random burger from a burger van at an agricultural show apparently.
>>61978247The raped
just deposited $15k in to the ‘hood account smghit me with your best trade
>>61978426NTR AAIOLWLGHIMS
>>61978426VIXY sell by EOD.
I was promised $100 oil today. Where is it? WHERE IS IT?!?!
Do you think you're better off alone?
>>61978435I'm a lonely loner on a lonely road.
>>61978433the US is still dumping their SPR cheap.
>>61978266HGRAF is at least better than BYOND. But I'm not buying until it's back into the 3-4 area. I think it has some more news left for another run to sell into.
>>61978435it is what it isat this point spending time with other people feels like a pain in the ass
>>61978426Just put it all into oil, worst case you lost like 15-20%, Best case you double it
Iran's drone boats cost 50 dollars at the most, america blows them up with 4 million dollar hypersonic missiles.Trump was wasting money off the coast of Venezuela and now he's gonna waste money in the strait.It must be nice to worry about the budget of something but maybe it's our fault for worrying too much about profit margins. Oil seems stable atm.
>>61978410Eh. Either they raise prices to keep margins flat or they eat the cost. Neither is great for you>>61978433Wait for the open market at least
>>61978428NTR and HIMS had a nice run recentlyAAOI is a nice holdLWLG is too experimental for me>>61978431interesting>>61978446 risky
>>61978014>“biblical disaster” It’s almost like they are trying to bait migatards into actually doing it. What with their faggy (c)rapture beliefs.
>>61978433They started to release the strategic truth social reserves
>>61978449>buying oil during a war and peak demand is risky but day trading short vix and meme stocks isn't
Are gold and silver miners good to buy right now?They're kind of low like they were early this year.
>>61978457just meant the put it ALL into part is risky my guy
>>61978460Miners run on fuel.
>>61978444>I think it has some more news left for another run to sell into.What news? Just looked like a PnD by shills.
i miss the times where everything didn't feel so fake and gay
>>61978357>These people are butchers.but I thought violence was heckin based and chadnow the turd worlders are whining about a little air power?not feeling too bullish on iran regime suvival lads
>>61978088Norway are bigger financial heavyweights than people give them credit for.Their sovereign wealth fund is the envy of the world. But they have far more than just the wealth fund at their disposal.
>>61978467You must be incredibly old.
>>61978465Then mining slows down which makes gold and silver even more scarce and increases their prices.What about buying 50/50 bullion and miners?
>>61978433Who promised this? Libtards with TDS? You made your bed, retard. Enjoy your bags, bitch.
Is there any actual scenario where silver and gold hit reverse and go back to normal prices? What would have to happen?
WTI will hit $100 at 3:45 pm today Buy your weeklies accordingly
>>61978461sure but it's only like 15k. You either double your net worth or loose 1 months pay
>>61978433>He fell for the shill campaignThe world isn't ending, bro. This isn't the cataclysm the MSM, foreigners, and retard democrats want it to be.
>>61978482It's gonna hit $88 at that time. Trvst the plan.
All the intl fud is played out .> but muh flight to safety You forget that the administration literally wants to devalue the dollar to make exports more appealing . Which is why this is funny that all the talk of tarrifs and devaluing dollar to drive exports up was undone in a single 2 day special operation. This is how you know these are unserious people who don’t know what they are doing .
>>61978460>Are gold and silver miners good to buy right now?>They're kind of low like they were early this year.if gold and silver crash, then the miners do tooand both gold and silver are risk on assets. silver especially is like a meme stockgold trades like the S&P.>>61978476>Then mining slows down which makes gold and silver even more scarce and increases their prices.>What about buying 50/50 bullion and miners?gold supply increases by like 1% each year. cutoff the miners and it hardly affects the pricethis sort of argument also applies to bitcoin, considering how little bitcoin can be mined now due to halving, and it's just as retarded99% of the price action is determined by what people who already have gold do. And right now gold has turned into a risk on asset.people buy it because line go up. that makes line go up even more.now it's parabolic. it was racing the s and p.what happens when line goes down? the dummies who turned it into a risk on asset will drop it.then it will become a save haven asset again.>>61978481>Is there any actual scenario where silver and gold hit reverse and go back to normal prices? What would have to happen?every risk on asset will crash together. that's the problem.
>>61978336That's exaggerated relief, you child. Your mountains are 50km tall
>>61978493GOLD IS A SAFE HAVEN.Everyone spent 2025 and 2026 buying gold until trump started this war.
The straits are open! Short oil!
>>61978501Fundamentally unserious public servant
>>61978501I don't believe he actually said that . vid because we don't live in that much of a cartoon ?
>>61978483UCO good?
>>61978501Shrödinger's alcoholic dementia.
>>61978476outside of the metals manipulation, it'll ebb and flow between the twothey keep mining, costs to extract goes up due to fuel and they don't make as muchthey stop mining as much, then metals go up, so does their theoretical value in the ground, but they can't exploit it in volume soldhigh input costs through fuel increases is a headwind on top of the usual supply/demand/market manipulation
>>61978501Sooo the straight is actually closed?
>>61978190All the (you)s you got are correct, but I’ll also add the obvious fact that he has a USSR born wife.It’s also why he picked Vance since he also has a BRICs wife.
>>61978516Iran said they didn't close it but "circumstances" have closed it, kek
>panicans shitting up /smg/ It’s every day now. Maybe youse guys should make a commodities general so you can “slurp” oil at $116 again lmao
Of all things, bitcoin and even altcoins are holding up somewhat well the last few weeks. Surprised desu
>>61978516he's just throwing fudin the technical sense it has always been open, but then this happens, but it is still 'open'
>>61978491It was a one day operation. They wanted to be done by March.
>>61978509Its still live and ongoing and I don't know how to timestamp a live but he 100% said that. In the questions of today's briefing.
>be Norwegian>domestic stock market is shit but threw in a couple thousand dollars anyway a year ago for the hell of it>up 35%Huh, maybe Poorway isn't as big of a hellhole as I thought.
>>61978190Why would the US treat Russia as an enemy? They're on the other side of the world, they're barely a developed country and they don't proclaim death to america! every week like Iran
testing 1-2testing 1-2
>>61978501business idea>buy up the already loaded up cargo on ships>tell the crew that everything is in order with Iran>they go, get shot down>act surprised>sue US government because they told me it was safewould it work?
>>61978501Look they're going to try to open the straight of Homos without any boots on the ground, but after that fails, it's going to lead to a situation where we will put our boots on the ground to secure the shipping lane. I'm tired of these mother fucking Iranians fucking us with their terrorism and shit boss.
>>61978551Maybe don't start a war with them then?
>>61978500>GOLD IS A SAFE HAVEN.it pains me to say it, but not any morelook at the last month or solook at the last week. it trades like the S&P500that is not good.it went up by a lot, really quickly. now it's a retail fomo hype stock. if wanted to buy gold you should have done it 2 years ago. now is the time to sell unfortunately.
>>61978551>it's going to lead to a situation where we will put our boots on the ground to secure the shipping lane.Long coffins.
>>61978531>Of all things, bitcoin and even altcoins are holding up somewhat well the last few weeks. Surprised desucorrect!I wonder why they have been so resilient. it's very odd
>>61978551I thought you said yesterday you were leaving and not coming back
>>61978544Nigga what. Norway is easily one of the best places to live if you're not being invaded by Russia
wtf was that
>>61978554Gold and silver has been trading crazily as PM bugs tried to break the comex. It's still a safe haven but if stonks crash it can dump as margin calls come in. People who need funds sell their most liquid asset.
>>61978014think cme group just told us what they are trying to dothey want the biblical disaster
>>61978518These things are interesting because it's like one of those rare moments when it looks like he's planning for the future.
>>61978566Some nigger cunt banker dumping and pumping at the same time.
>>61978501:Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WulRfhiALU
>>61978551Boots on the ground just means you get airstriked. It's better to not do it.
>>61978145retards falling for otc meme squeezes now lmao
Market open is going to be a complete shit show.
>>61978553They started this. They've been attacking us and killing Americans for years boss.>>61978561I left that thread, and I won't be going back to it boss.
>>61978572>planning for the futurelol.It’s bussyant trying to use his soros fund skills to help his boss out .
Should I load up on more MOS if it pulls back?
bros the market is green
>>61978004Helium probably can be trucked across the peninsula and shipped from a safe harbour, it's not huge volumes like LNG.
Got an escort comic over tonight and if my oil weeklies don't print I'm gonna get stabbed for non payment
>>61978584By Americans you mean Israelis boss ? lol , most Americans don’t give a shit about Iran and couldn’t even point it out on a map. This is bibi’s war and he should send his people with boots on the ground not us .
>>61978587They are going to fuck us hard today. Aren't they?
>>61978311you do have to remember the us military is hard to bet againstdump being a clown doesnt really matterim still betting on retard market bounce between now on monday
>>61978553>just let the crazy theocracy big on martyrdom get the nuclear weapons chudYeah what could go wrong
>>61978525>>61978532So it's open but you will probably die trying to cross and the US is not doing anything to prevent this?sounds closed to me
>>61978591>an escort comicYou're paying for laughs? In this economy?
>>61978596>they nuke tel Aviv Oh no Please no Never
>>61978376nice but not fully developed yet. he needs to be getting kneeled on by something
>>61978602hehe
>>61978602a good ejokulation is healthy. if he needs a hand to do it then it's money well spent.
>>61978510Your better off just using margin to achieve 2x on USO. The daily balencing fucks you over on leveraged etfs. just look at this, you still take on 2x risk in a downturn but over a month your only 1.4x up
>>61978133>>61978138>What happens to this remarkable plan when prices don't fall?They always can make oil prics fall bigly, when needed, by removing all sanctions on Iran and Russia. Never mind any previous criticism they may have had against those two countries, or any allies that may feel betrayed.
>releasing oil reserves wasn't enough>so we are now ending some sanctions on RussiaThis really doesn't look like we have the situation under control
>>61978596Literally killed the group in power who put a religious edict out against making nuclear weapons and then pull out of the nuclear deal because your handler bibi wanted to attack Iran . Iran is going to be a nuclear power within the next ten years bud , and this accelerated it.
>>61978595It’s not betting against the US military to think it’s unreasonable for them completely clear the strait. Trump admin is probably correct when they boast about how much they’ve degraded Iran, but it doesn’t take much to lay some mines or send a few drones and sink some oil tankers. I think the only reason oil isn’t higher/equities lower is that everyone still expects trump to declare victory and leave before the pain really starts. It’s also pricing in that Iran will stop attacking shipping if he does so, which I think is less certain. They might, if they feel they’ve made their point. Being able to tank the world economy with some drones/mines should be enough of a deterrence that they will know Israel/US won’t just attack them again in a few years.
>>61978629I believe Russian sanctions was the last possible card they had too
>>61978630I'm sure the centrifuges in underground bunkers were just used for peaceful research
>>61978615Here's me thinking clussy was just a meme.....
>>61978344>militarypostingyeah they're doing boots on the ground
>>61978623UK and EU not happy about the russian bailout today. America truly is going scorched earth on allies.
>>61978635why does everyone act like iran either doesn't care or enjoys being bombed and sanctioned? iran is under a lot of pressure and mining the strait isn't mastermind activated my trap card reverse uno, it's desperation and it hurts them worst of all, they rely on that strait more than anyone. iran should make a deal soon instead of sacrificing it's people for chinese interests, and eventually i think they'll come around to that.
>>61978014telling trump not to do the retarded thing only encourages him to do the retarded thing more
>>61978639>arm client state called Israel with nukes and everything else>said client state known for bombing nuclear programs of nearby countries>Iranians put their centrifuges underground and allow IAEA inspections>THIS IS PROOF THAT YOU'RE BUILDING A BOMB!!!If Iran had above ground enrichment plants, the Israelis would have bombed them much sooner.
>>61978592No by us I mean Israelis, by Americans I mean Americans. So lets play hypotheticals, say we sat back with our dick in our hands, and waited for Iran to get a FUN-SIZED tactical nuke, and they have one of their groups like Hell's Army, or the Hooties, launch it at Tel Aviv or brought it to some european city nobody cares about detonated the mother fucker? Then they claim it wasn't us it was the Hooties or the Hell's Army, they aren't us. So you can't even trigger article 5 to go after them because they channeled the attack through an intermediary, but now you've got a nuclear armed Iran pointing these fucking things at everyone, every Arab state will immediately claim they need nukes too. So now you've got 100s of 1000s of dead shit skins in this western city, and the public backing a response, but you're playing against a regime with a much stronger hand, a hand capable of destroying the world. I take it most of the people who oppose this special combat operation are the same people who want light sentences for niggers who commit crimes, it's like niggers are going to nig, just throw their asses in prison and move on. When you've got a crazy regime in power that says we're going to wipe Israel off the map, it's probably best to believe them boss.
>>61978645We're in this weird spot where half the republican party is still boomers are believe that the modern Israel is the Israel in the Bible and therefore we must fight and die for it. And the other half are a bunch of millennial and gen z literal nazi's. Boots on the ground would be an absolute disaster and might see protests. I don't think we'd ever get a draft because we'd need a metric assload of casualties for that and we should stop before it ever gets to that point
have you anons stopped REACHING FOR YIELD yet?
>>61978655On top of the obvious mutually assured destruction and Samson Option if Israel gets nuked, they'd just shoot back with their nukes... We're dealing with people so radicalized by their religious leaders, they don't care if the whole world burns because they will still get their dick wet in the afterlife boss.
>>61978460Friday the 13th during a war. There might be an occult attack. Even if it gets called off the economic dumping ritual might still go on without the fake and gay show.
>>61978656I just got a haircut and my conservative religious hairdresser called Trump "orange man" and bitched about gas prices and the war, I mean special combat operation. I think the only people who can possibly still think this was a good idea are hardcore magatards. My boomer neighbor sent me a link to a Youtube video where a guy was doing mental gymnastics to justify all the shit in Iran, talking about how we needed to do this to fuck over China. Ok bro
>>61978649I agree that it would be in their interests to open up the straits once US/Israel stops bombing them. Although some of their military leaders have said otherwise iirc
>>61978655> let’s not talk about hypotheticals> proceeds to give the most limp dicked Zionist coded hypothetical everBibi has been saying Iran will have a nuclear bomb in two more weeks since the 80s and literally begged trump to pull out of Iran deal which prevented proliferation .Gtfo here you migatard . America doesn’t need to spend lives and money cleaning up Zionist agendas .
>>61978692>talking about how we needed to do this to fuck over Chinaplease tell me this isnt true... grim
>>61977990no
>>61978656I'm pretty sure your standard republican isn't like your usual discord chud anon
today we giga poomp
>>61978704>please tell me this isnt true... grimYou should visit /ptg/. They're proper comedy.
>>61978704Yeah we were shooting the shit and I got the impression he disagreed with me, so later that day he texted me this linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plly_ewBSDE
>>61978703This time it was different. The Iranian delegation flat out told our diplomats they had enough material to make 11 bombs, and that it was their G_d given right to make atomic bombs. You can claim boy who cried wolf or stick your head up your ass and believe whatever the fuck you want, but this was what the Iranians told us, and why we responded the way we did so quickly. These were pre-emptive retaliatory strikes, well within our rights boss.
i remember when iraq had WMDs
>no news green premarketSo we're definitely dumping today huh
>>61978722Aluminum tubes!
>>61978725>no newsTrump said they won the war and Hegseth said the strait is open.
>>61978719Since you're present in every thread, have you ever posted a portfolio screencap? I'm curious to know how well you're doing.
STOP DUMPING OIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61978728Monday/Tuesday called for their news backTbh I think they've been saying the war is won/strait is open every day of the week
>match starts in 3 minutes
>>61978717>the free pressdid you ask him if he was feeling ok? clearly the man is ill.
Its over
>>61978729Yeah I've posted shit before. I'm doing just fine boss>>61978722They did have some chemical weapons we found, but our intelligence was wrong. This time we are going by Iran's own fucking words, ignoring them would be flat out fucking pants on head retarded boss.
TONIGHT WHEN I CHASE THE DRAGONTHE WATER MAY CHANGE TO CHERRY WINEAND THE SILVER WILL TURN TO GOLDTIME OUTTA MINDDDDDD
>>61978734Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
>>6197872245m to hit UK......
>>61978740I AM HOLDING A MYSTICAL SPHEEEEEEEEERRREEEE
>>61978730Surely no short will hold through the weekend? We should bounce soon.
>>61978730Mother Russia here to rescue your puny oil crisis
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61978750With one whole day of global needs.
My shorts? Open.The strait? Open.My sister's legs? Open.
>>61978719lol. > preemptive retaliatory strikes Hahaha you migatards have brain rot to the 9th degree . Bibi nethenyahu is a Zionist war mongering child killer . https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Vc_NanZ-JosHere is a compilation of bibi saying Iran will have nucs in two more weeks since 1992. This is just another flavor of Iraq has wmd . You fell for it again. Hope you and your kin are volunteering to go to the front line .
>>61978753Uh oh
Well it looks like lifting sanctions on Russian oil is helping
huh what a weak opening. first time i see this
>>61978753LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>61978757It was IRAN'S own fucking words. Look I'm done arguing with you. We're doing this, you can bitch and moan all you like, but we're doing it boss.
>>61978745> sphere
>>61978754In politics, one day last many weeks. Da, time to bring vodka, soon we crush Ukraine with american oil money and wheat will flow as well.
>>61978745ITS DIRECT FROM LHASAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61978753It's joever
>>61978764so kawaii =D
>>61978753Multiyear bear market confirmed
Um, HGRAF sisters? Somebody get Kjirstin to shill some more graphene dildos or something asap
KEK>It's so sad, Ukrainian and russian soldiers, young men are dying, the bullets are flying, there's nothing to stop them, it's an open field blabblabla>I'm goign to end the war in 2 weeks>lifts oil sanctions
>>61978776no u
>>61978748>>61978750AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61978778Here. Hold this bag for me
>>61978779People also forget how low Russia's debt to gdp is >before the war in 2021 it was 16.5%>now it's barely up to 19%
>>61978783The selling will continue until morale improves.
>>61978777Fuck, trips double confirm it
>>61978791>people forgetnobody ever thinks about that babe. good morning though.
>>61978368good choice
CF is collapsing, is the fertilizer story already played out?
how's it going happening schizos, are you winning?
everything is gigagreen
>>61978802>>61978802>>61978802
>even oil is a literal pump and dump schemefuck this clown market
>>61978800The American helium isn't pure enough for chip making. Like their women.
At this point the market has to be faking it.>Crab til war ends and then dump, meanwhile faking stability to lure in people to buy
>>61978765Irans own word about how the religious fact issued an edict against making atomic bombs . You war mongering zionists are all the same . lol . Bibi will go down in history as the guy who killed support for Israel in the United States , and a baby murdering genocide commit g animal .What’s the rate for a snip and suck mohel ?
ONE TWO THREE FOURLET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM IF YOU WANT SOME MORELIKE AHHHHHHPUSH IT PUSH ITWATCH ME WORK ITI'M PERFECT
>>61978817i know that tracknot one of my favorites by him
>>61978791i love you babe. trust me and let me help you.
>>61978748Most of my oil stocks pay dividends or I bought a share recently to average down. I'm good. This spike will give me extra dividend money next quarter. No biggie. Just wished I bought a bunch 2 years ago.
>people die>i make moneyany other ethical investment funds out there?
Storage bros..Yea, micron on Wednesday. But in the interim, we got hormussy, busseyent, orange bussy and other less prominent bussies until then.Stay in long positions that are green -or-Exit long positions that are green today
ZIM anon, still a buy?
