korea edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>61977986
THREADLY REMINDERDO NOT FALL FOR THE BULL TRAP
first for wheat
STOP SELLING OIL
VIX is going to look insane after today.
Day 14 of Hormuz fatigue
> nows
>>61978819chat is this real?
I hate this Cheeto faggot so much you wouldn’t believe
CF is collapsing, is the fertilizer/ammonia story already played out?
STOP THE COUNT
>>61978819
>>61978802ITS A GLAMOUR PROFESSIONI AM THE ONEEEEEEEEEEE
why can't the US military protect and keep the straight clear? I don't get it, it's about the main job it supposed to do...
>>61978811if you arent buying calls into the most obvious retard pump today you are just a retard
/smg/ is my personal reverse Kramer, it's so reliable that when Bobos are out, I go buy and and then I dump when Mumus start getting posted. It's too predictable at this point.
my niggervideo 1dte calls printed 80%
>>61978826iran can strike the strait from literally anywhere in iranexplain to us how the us is supposed to be able to stop that in any kind of short timeframe
Is the market going to pump to 7200 if the war ends or what. What about the oil price in the meantime? This has to be a trap
My portfolio has a giant erection.
My lil Micron be doin a lil sum sum
>>61978822Is the Strait open?
why are we up? whats the news? dont tell me its just mm and the usual market volatility during a world war, I dont buy it.
>>61978753>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
0DTE calls
>bigly greenI can't help but think it's also gonna dump bigly
How many of these do you own,,,,,ive got the sads i only own 5
>>61978836the market retard pumps today to front run any kind of positive development over the weekenda byproduct is it makes puts cheaper in case things arent so bullish on sunday night
>>61978845Trump said the war is over this time for real
>>61978838
>>61978841It's debatable.
>>61978834Where ever there is a launch that spot gets insta vaporized with 5000 pounders
>>61978854Lol
Dollar was 100, coming down now. Metals will probably like this.
hydrosoot owners mental wellness checkare you still suicidal?
I rotated some of my miners into OIL so far no real major action with natgas and oil companies, hoping for some easy gains over the weekend
>>61978857its an endless game of whack a mole retard, theres no way to stop it without completely controlling a large part of iran boots on the ground
>>61978854Get a load of this drunk
>>61978851I'm 50 50 on the market saying actually the rally is cancelled.
Easier 500 bucks I ever made holding calls for 2 min
Why do I keep trying to (((trade))) fuck me I'm too ADHD for this shit.
>>61978864I'm thinking to do the opposite
>big dips>slight recovery>long term slow bleedthis is like the tariffs but everyone is holding out stopping bigger dips fully expecting trump to TACO
>>61978854big brain insights>>61978851Yeah, this is pretty much how it feels all the time. Each negative issue is permanently getting frontrunned
everything is at all time highs and now there is a war and it's spreading and most you think buying more is a good idea?id be selling everything
WHY THE FUCK DID I USE ALL MY BUYING POWER IN MY MARGIN ACCOUNT ON A 2X DAILY LEVERAGED CRUDE OIL ETF LAST NIGHT AT 15:30 WHEN IT WAS ALREADY WAY TOO HIGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61978829inflation printed flat, gdp revised to 0.7 from 1.4 > pricing in increased ability to cut rates despite war > markets greenno one here understands why things do what they does, but yea it's funny to watch
>>61978872I'm thinking it might be a good time to enter cqqq or mchi after next week.
>>61978875war is over chud
>>61978876because you have conviction in the trade right?
>>61978882Of course and I still do, but FUCKKKKKKKKK
hey I told you niggers to buy S and KODK for earnings just do as you're told babe and I could love you for ever
>take a piss>come back>already dropped 100+ points from green open
>>61978887For ever ever?
>>61978875I'm working on it. I've been selling of half my oil gas. But I'm trying to figure out what to do with metals. I think I'll just be a bag holder of copper miners and one gold mine. I'm thinking gold will make a comeback soon. Maybe just wishful thinking
>oil computer going absolutely insane
i panic sold my uso calls and went long on MU
I'm getting wiped by oil. I need something to happen to some pipeline
>big red candle instantly turns into a big green candleYou love to see it
>>61978894Because >DUBAI PHONE ALERT (Amena Bakr tweet)
>>61978894
So are we going to worry about private credit at all? It kind of looks like a shit storm brewing
longing oil is kinda dumb right now boys, dont do it
>>61978895You people make me laugh. You made the literal worst move possible. Well, good luck anyway.
>>61978895>'e panic sold?
>Pentagon Weighs Sending More Warships To Escort Tankers Through Strait Of Hormuz - @WSJLOL, trying so hard to suppress oil price with announcement of thoughts (and prayers)Just fuckin send them
>>61978900xlf looks pretty worried about it, but nothing has really happened yet
>>61978901Longing oil. Time to buy the dip.
>>61978891Forever never seems that long until you're grown
>oil baggies Does not look good bros, remember never bet against the Americans, even if trump burns down the White House, America would’ve just fine.
>>61978912I'm gonna make it. This shit is turning green TODAY.
I'm dating this married japanese milf, so I started trading to be able to provide for us and get her to divorce.She called me this morning and I came to her voiceI'm 21 and have a 13 year old step sonAnyways, fuckin oil negro
BIZTRODAMUS HEREWe have double topped for the dayWE GOING DOWN SMIGGAS
thats it im out for the daygoing to play with LEGOS and SHOOT HOOPSwill be back to sell options to gamblers exactly 1 MINUTE before close
>>61978838Brace for earningsGenuine question: sell target? Or will you contine to hold after earnings
>>61978917cuck
>>61978912Redditors are betting against Israel and G_d's chosen people. Serves them right for being retarded. America has so much experience blowing up goat fuckers with cruise missiles and shit that the straight of Homos is going to be back open for business before the end of the month boss.
>>61978919so youre gonna come back and sell options when the vix is lower than it is now? brilliant
>>61978903oil is crashing rn. it's going back to $80 and mu will smash earnings and pump higher
>>61978919Why does everyone keep posting pics of this kid?
>>61978918>SMIGGASwe use the "Hard R" in this general MY SMIGGER
>>61978932He looks very good for a 17 years old
>>61978862I might finally slurp hgraf next week
MU BACK AT ALL TIME HIGH THIS IS NOT A DRILL
> lower highs> lower lowsis this bullish for the stock market?
WHEN ARE WE EXPECTING THE OIL MEGA DUMP TODAY? 10:30? 11:00?
>>61978928l honestly think the strait will be open in 2 weeks at most. What's the play? Buying TLT? Gold?
>>61978930i just sold some. but my thesis is that this anon >>61978918 is correct and dont want to sell more until we either DOOMP or POOMP from here
>>61978923I'm fucking neglected Jap wife puss, her husband don't want that then he's the cuck nigga. We're both just poor af at the moment, our future and probably fertility treatments will be paid for by the blood of semites and Persians.
Wait wtf, GDP was today and it was downgraded, I saw a comment but I thought it was a prediction, didn't read it thoroughly
>>61978920I know a lot of people have $500 as a target. I'm tempted to sell whatever earnings pump we get next week due to all the Iran fuckery and volatility. If I sell I'm sure it will run to $750 later this year.
>>61978901Shorting oil over the weekend is surely better?
So how about them Epstein files? Can we just move on from them now?
>>61978862Shaken-out anon here. I've set my reentry price @ $3, i think we see the next pump before Nasdaq-listing in may, as another anon suggested
>>61978893Gold is being accumulated by the big boys, 5k is the new floor.
what are we thinking about mu bros, thos gonna hit 1 trilly?
>>61978947you're supposed to kill the offspring
>>61978928>America has so much experience blowing up goat fuckers with cruise missilesPlease fire more. I'm long RTX.
>>61978956How about silver? Still over valued? I think it should be at 50.
>>619788500 of them here.What website is that?
new truth™ just dropped
>>61978952I was thinking 500 but I've already rode out so many dips i may just stick around for the long haul.
>>61978875Post portfolio or fuck off to your crypto containment threads
>>61978917>I'm 21 and have a 13 year old stepson, and I also speak and act like a nigger Jesus. America can't burn in nuclear hellfire soon enough. Kek.
>>61978960PM are getting hit hard as long as oil is still in the playing field. Wait for a few days or even a week. I've been trying to make some money with this shit for two weeks and we only had two good days, last Friday and this Monday. Too volatile, even Gold is fucking performing like ass.
>>61978958He's a fakecel but a chill one, has Nazi and japanese uniforms
>>61978963Its joever
you know where the word persian comes from babe? they claim to descend from the greek hero perseus.
>>61978963
>>61978960Def overvalued, but I think as long as gold is high silver will follow. If gold goes below 5k holy fuck will the silver bros get wrecked
>>61978944Sorry, there are too many antisemitic brown people from The Reddit ITT for me to give out freebies today boss.
is white boy summer gonna be canceled due to bepis hikes?
>>61978958Harsh. Self esteem was a decent song.
>>61978968Converting her family to Christianity, killing the old nigger husband and becoming patriarch of landed Yamato Gentry, creating a new Aryan-Yamato Oedipal agrarian society. What are you doing?
>>61978963everything going swimmingly i see
>every single stock is up but hgrafnature is healing
>>61978963That can't be real.
>>61978970well have fun grooming him into your sonwife
>>61978854>Ackchyually
Give me a reason why i shouldnt buy apr17th 43$c on GUSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oj_DWqAnbs
>>61978963>Modern warfare
>>61978854huh
Comfy trading day with the homies at /smg/
Literally with what will Iran barricade Hormuz in a month if every day speedboats get destroyed?With prayers?
>>61978963Is this real? Lmao
>>61978963which chess dimension is this?
>>61978918Did you heed the word of Biztrodamus? You could have saved yourself a lot of money.A reminder, this will get worse over the weekend and will not be resolved next week.Friday the 13th + Ides of March on Sunday. bad juju all around. Do not fall for the bull trap.
>>61978982Hgraf will revolutionize the world. Everything will be built in graphene.The CEO promised to do OF if stock reaches 12$
It’s over isn’t it
>>61978875Why do you fat cat fucks care so much about retail that you come on a japanese imageboard to spread FUD? >>61978960Silver is overvalued. GSR is at like 60 and gold is dropping. Do the math.>>61978963Is this real?
literally not allowed to just have a green day. everything has to omega dump after open
>>61978996I believe they are called mines. Big spiky bhouys.
>>61978996these persia niggers will break out the triremes that have been mothballed for a thousands years. Do not underestimate the iranian's people's willingness to die a hero's death
>>61978853You could always tell a Milford man .
>>61978963I assume every trump truth™ is fake until I see a link
>>61978963he would write this unironically
>>6197899912D.
>>61979013I look up every trump truth screenshot because no matter how retarded they end up looking they might be real. you never know with lil donnie (thats a good thing)
>pump>give it all back by lunch
>>61979001i'm in
Ok I’m over 1k scalping this schizo market. Time to put the controller down before I give it back
slurped the dip by buying nasdaq calls.also went short on oil i will never beat against AMERICA
boy oh boy is PPLT a piece of shit. why the fuck did i buy this?
>>61979013>retruthSo fucking boomer
BABE! send affection NOW!!!! if you don't i am going to drop the biggest LOVE OUTPOURINGS ON YOU!!! THE BIGGEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! MMMMMMMWWWWAAAHH! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. INTCANON
Man sounds like Comical Ali.
>>61978963Who is reading this guy's shit? If it wasn't posted here I would never know. And, is that fusion stock gonna keep going up, RNWF? The next HGRAF?
>9hrs ago>Donald J. Trump>@realDonaldTrump>We are totally destroying the terrorist regime of Iran, militarily, economically, and otherwise, yet, if you read the Failing New York Times, you would incorrectly think that we are not winning. Iran’s Navy is gone, their Air Force is no longer, missiles, drones and everything else are being decimated, and their leaders have been wiped from the face of the earth. We have unparalleled firepower, unlimited ammunition, and plenty of time - Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today. They’ve been killing innocent people all over the world for 47 years, and now I, as the 47th President of the United States of America, am killing them. What a great honor it is to do so! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMPhe mad
Wow I just realized Iran has 90 million people, that's a lot of blood to spill, i bet we could turn the whole persian gulf red if we just put some boots on the ground and piled all the bodies on the shore boss.
I think the market is decoupled from truths at this point
>>61979029damn, you beat me to it, lol
>>61979018I thought the interest rate cut tweet was fake but it wasn't.
Niponanon don't listen to him. He just wants to change you and watch you have sex with niggers while he sits in the cuck chair with his chastity cage.
>Positions for some accounts are currently unavailable. We are urgently working to restore service.
tired of these AM pump and dumps. I think its time to partially exit the market.
>>61979035>I think the market is decoupled from truths at this pointthat was like sooooooooooooo 2022 anon... teehee
>>61979028have sex intcel
>tfw when my daily PNL goes upboat but the rate of upboatness decreases by 40% in the last half hour
I mean I understand war = bad BUT long term wouldnt the world be better off without radicalized fanatics in it. I mean imagine you have a tumor, yes the operation would be painful short term but wouldnt you like to have the tumor removed? Just thinking out loud here...
>>61979033>>61979029This is becoming a parody of itself. He’s so far up his own ass it’s unreal at this point
>>61979029You can feel the boomer rage.They all go through this phase were they vicariously feel strong when the us bombs some pile of dirt at the other side of the planet.
>>61979033Meanwhile the U.S Treasury just said that ships will be escorted "when it's militarily possible" and "possibly with international allies". I thought Iran was Wiped Out (TM) and "Allies are not needed"?
>>61979047Americans aren't going anywhere
bought 0DTE calls to hedge by 1DTE puts
>>61979047It's not a tumor. Not at all.
>>61979055Now this is risk management
>>61979047You can just contain them. See North Korea.
>>61978963I hate how people respond to things without checking if they're real or not. I also hate how people intentionally post falsehoods, especially when it's AI slop that looks real. Fuck these people.
don't blame me, i voted ¡jeb!
Yep I’m buying HGRAF. Gonna throw in a couple grand at this price and wait and see.
>>61979066RIP
Allright I'm gonna fuck myself up the ass with a bad dragon dildo and go back to sleep. Call me if oil breaks 100
No crying in the casino
ITT: Seething retards
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy $10,000 of Adobe stock right now. AI is fake and gay.
>>61979075
>>61979077Because you should buy the business and not AI is gay. The business is a deteriorating one that’s led by an Indian
>muh detroit>muh burning tankersThose parabolic gains always end up the same way. Fundamentals don't mean shit when you got people rushing to take profit and weak hands who bought at 100+ losing their money.
>>61979077Answered your own question fagg-o-tron
>>61979063To be fair with Trump it's believable.
>>61979077because their software is trash
>>61979019>pump>give it all back by lunchSo just sell after second breakfast?
>>61979077Jeet ceo and jeet staff
>>61979080>>61979084>The business is a deteriorating one>their software is trashThere is literally no proof of this. Quite the opposite in fact, they're growing revenue at a healthy pace.
>>61979069I think there’s enough holders for strong support. If I lose a few grand, who cares. Oil inflation will wipe it out anyway.
>>61979025>slurped the dip by buying nasdaq calls.also went short on oil i will never beat against AMERICABut trump said high oil prices were good for America yesterday.
>>61979047Yeah I'm sure obliterating one center of religious fanaticism won't create a power vacuum and inspire others to crop up. Recorded history, especially of the Middle East, bears this out.
>>61979029
How do I prepare for the upcoming century of American humiliation?
I swear this market is like a retarded child. It's not even that it's wrong, but that it's so slow on the uptake.
>>61979077I hate AI but graphic design and video editing is the one thing it has made a lot easier and cheaper. Before your options were 5000$ Adobe subscription or banging your head against a wall with FOSS.
>>61979091Ok then buy it
>>61979091Why are they down 6% after earnings thenThis seems like a value trap don't fall for it
>>61979098Stack silver fo when then chinks inevitably demand it as yearly tribute
Reminder that we had ability to fly levitate blast psychic energies summon beasts create earthquakes heal wounds with our minds and they have us chasing this fiat money playing with lesser technology as energy sacrifice for their kabbalah spells all cause the forest witches got jealous of druid mages. Remember what they took from you. Stop falling for the illusions and gambling degeneracy. You're the star of the masquerade no need to be afraid.
>>61979091Actually you want the best bear case? r/valueinvesting is bullish on it
>Core PCE 3,1%>higher by 0,1% compared to last month
Should I slurp MOS or LXU?
>>61979042I wonder what these girls look like now.
>>61979034If you just want to kill Iranians you should just support the current regime
>>61979107thanks king
Oil will crab all day so your just wasting your time watching it
>>61979047The problem is the radical goat fuckers live in the most mountain fuck off place on the planet and even after exhausting a huge part of our stock pile the straight is still closed
>>61979081So it's returned to the mean?
SPY is trading like a shitcoin
>>61979047The radicals don't just vanish when you bomb them. They tend to get more radical.
>>61979118It won't but also I'm an addict.
>>61978963LMAO DIOS MIO
>>61979111>CPI was already going up before the oil shockGood thing the president can just declare inflation go down right
>>61979118False, oil will rally this afternoon and right through the evening.SO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS, TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY IS HE!
>>61979098>How do I prepare for the upcoming century of American humiliation?But a strong corset to stop your sides going into orbit.
>>61979107Black twitters at it again
Are we going to make it oil sisters?
>>61979123thats fine. weed grows back as well but you still need to cut it once in a while so it doesnt get out of hand. do you know what I mean?
Can you imagine the pure bliss those poor goat farmers are feeling when they shoot a shitty rocket at an oil barge and blow it to hell? Imagine watching the flames go up knowing you just caused several billion dollars of damage and some fat billionaire somewhere is pulling the hair out of his head because of your shitty 35 dollar rocket. They must be basically on the edge of orgasm before being shelled by 500lb bombs and evaporated from existence a moment later.
>get in PLTR calls>stock spikes up>update stop limit immediately>lock in 15% profitz as i watch it slide down instantlyi literally cant live without you stop limit my beloved
>crabs crabs crabs>close short>rugs 1 minute laterOk, I'm out, enough
>>61979121>SPY is trading like a shitcointhat explains why im all outta money
>>61979138>has ear-hand for constantly conducting business on his mobile phone
>>61979143Ye easiest 2x of the year unless America commits sudoku.
>>61979148never hit my buy limit so i guess im out for today as well.
>>61979144Then time for boots. You don't kill dandelions with weedwhackers.
>THADD and Patriot missiles were already low>we had to take all the THADD's out of Korea>we might actually run out of missiles we are usingChina's strategy of "do nothing and win" is looking more amusing by the day
i am LITERALLY going BROKE off of HGRAF and i need HELP
>>61979110On the other hand /smg/ is bearish on it.
oil strolling back up
>>61979148>shorting oil in the middle of a middle-eastern war
>>61979145The thing is you don’t need to blow up all the ships all the time, just once in a while randomly blow one or two up and that will be enough to cause them to not go through , because of the implication .
>>61979157yeah but they're missing out on being Israels goyslaves, which is priceless. Literally because Master Israel always needs more billions.
>>61979151>He doesn't have a mutant facial appendige to optimise phonecalls. NGMI!>>61979138Oil mooning the moment I hit send :3Friday the 13th into Ides of March. EXIT ALL FINANCIAL MARKETS OTHER THAN OIL & HELIUM & FERTILIZER!SO SAYTETH BIZTRODAMUS!
>>61979158why did you do this to yourself
>>61979164I'm hoping shorts start to cover soon. It would be stupid to short over the weekend.
>>61979164not oil, SPX
You niggas made it sound like oil was below 90 for fucks sake, it is still sniffing 100's ass
my oil short is fucked HELP
>>61979179>HELP
Would it be stupid to keep a long x15 position in oil over the weekend?
>>61979170because i listened to 4chan.org/biz >:(
>>61979182Yes
>Friday the 13th into Ides of March. EXIT ALL FINANCIAL MARKETS OTHER THAN OIL & HELIUM & FERTILIZER!You bought calls right anon?
>>61979157so why does urgerland not have any factories that can quickly produce shit. I understand boomers are retarded, but did they really stripmine our entire MILITARY INDUSTRY so they could more easily embezzle my taxes?
>>61979179>laughs in tanker explosions
>>61979182no
>>61979182NOSO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
>>61979158Why the hell did you go all in on a start up that is just barely beginning to produce a new product? This is gong to crab for a good 10 years before you will have a good return on the investment.
>>61979158knew the rugging was gonna be brutal on that. Should have bought at 0.25 cents. I missed out but at least I'm not rugged
>>61979182Volatility too high for clown markets. I'd be wary of anything but 3x
>>61979183The 4000% move wasn't enough? We were shilling it at 0.50
>>61979183>because i listened to 4chan.org/biz >:(Why would you do such a thing?
>>61979186We have a big issue in that because we've been doing nothing but bombing the shit out of goat farmers i.e. not fighting an actual war, all our military became over designed. It mattered less if what we made actually worked in a war and more that it looked cool to the old boomers and stock investors granting fundinghence why we ran out of conventional artillery shells but had a few thousand GPS guided bullshit for millions of dollars each instead of the cheap as shit ones
every single big US stock is moving the exact same its like one big inbred fuckfest
>>61979115you know it. Now go read up on your folk LORE. It aint MYTH. Beebee is an archon slave working for the shadow witch occultists running israel. Much like the witches behind south korea. The rabbis and students of orthodox religion of israel are in the know and don't sign up for the wars with iran. Leaders of israel are atheist of course hmmmmm.... Heaven and hell....>>61979142Don't bring up your social media witch spells. Social media is just another tool of the forest wenches. I listen to the words of dio and stories of conan not the algorithm hexes.
>>61979186Orange man begged them to quadruple output recently. It's why I'm long RTX and BAE.
>>61979202heh
Market won't dump yet. Everybody knows the Fed won't do shit. Not hike, not cut. Cuts were only expected to be 0.25% for the year anyways according to the dotplot. So we'll just get inflation with no risk of higher rates. Prices will be passed onto customers. Companies win. Stocks stay strong. Maybe dump after all that because nobody expects it then anymore.
>>61978802>threw the election award
>>61979208He thinks there will be elections. Kek.
>>61979208This, this might be the catalyst for the dump. Would still be 2026 for the Benner-Cyclists.
>>61979202No I do not wanna stop collaborate or listen!
>>61979212>He thinks there will be elections. Kek.Trump isn't some mastermind hitler faggot. he's just a typical boomer retard that wanted to throw more money at Israel
Storage bros..Yea, micron on Wednesday. But in the interim, we got hormussy, busseyent, orange bussy and other less prominent bussies until then.Stay in long positions that are green-or-Exit long positions that are green today
>>61979186Yes they did. They are that retarded. Then they fought tooth and nail at reindustrializing attempts even when Biden was doing token gestures at preventing blue collar populism.
>>61979219the Mossad having video of him raping kids likely doesn't help. He truly is the Goodest Goy.
>>61979219babe, that's not what this is about. i know it's hard for you to believe that right now, but watch how things play out. when i was your age i thought i had it all figured out too. you have a lot yet to learn.
Covered call chads stay winning
/weat/comfy
>>61979220Exit green, re enter for MU earnings spike then swiftly exit as the selloff will continue despite upgraded guidance and double beats.SO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
UHHHH MISTER PRESIDENT THE MARKET IS RED AGAIN
>temporary bad news for oil, temporary spikewhy are brown people so devoid of human souls? They're literally flesh automaton. If you are brown, your job is to self terminate to better reality for the rest of us.
OIL IS MOONING MY HARD N WORD
>>61979158There might be a squeeze Monday on failure to deliver, so pray for it.
>>61979212You can’t be Caesar without the support of the masses.You can’t have the support of the masses without listening to the masses.The relationship between a populist and the hoi poloi is reciprocal, and always has been. Him hiding out and pretending everything is fine and posting stupid shit no one cares about - we blew up such and such numbers of antique military hardware, will not work.The war had less support at the outset than Iraq or Afghanistan did at the end. He will have to do something different.You can’t attack the entire establishment and throw away your populist base.
>launches from iran detected
>PENTAGON SENDS MARINE EXPEDITIONARY UNIT TO MIDDLE EAST- WSJBoots on the ground
>>61979219He's been openly talking about staying in power. A war only makes that more possible.
>>61979237>If you are brown, your job is to self terminate to better reality for the rest of us.Wow Buncun, something we actually agree upon. As long as they self terminate without harming anybody else. I see so many brown people blowing themselves up and doing the whole death by cop thing while rampaging and shit, we need to prevent those boss.
>>61979208R senate d house looks tastier by the day.
>>61979028keke
NASDAQ and S&P 500>NASDAQ and S&P 500CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMNASDAQ and S&P 500>NASDAQ and S&P 500CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMNASDAQ and S&P 500>NASDAQ and S&P 500CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>61979251>Boots on the groundFinally. Let's get this party started.
>>61979158There's a good chance it recovers and continues poomping but you're gonna be holding dem bags for a while
>>61979252Ridiculous. Popularity is the only thing that matters for defying the rules like that.You need JFK numbers not Bush numbers.
>>61979251erm sweaty, the boots aren't actually on the ground if they stay on the boats
fuck this gay niggerfaggot market i'm emptying most of my folio and just going into rental real estate
I fucking goddamn told you didn't I?
im down 30%. i BEHEEMED MYSELF
How much longer can Mr tampowitz keep OIL down? They are literally smashing the sell button
>Biztrodamus himself is doomposting>Smiggers are unironically bullish>On meme stonks like HGRAFYou can lead a horse to alpha, but you can't make him millions. SAD!
>>61979251I hope they remembered their boots, they're going to want to have them when they reach the ground boss.
>>61978862Nah, I knew this shit was a 1-3 year play so that's the frame of mind keeping me sane.
>>61979264Not saying he will be successful but I 100% expect him to try. He's a fucking clown. Look where he is taking us. You think he's afraid of civil war?I don't. I think he's the perfect candidate.
VENTURA HIGHWAY IN THE SUNSHINEWHERE THE DAYS ARE LONGERTHE NIGHTS ARE STRONGER THAN MOONSHINEYOURE GONNA GOI KNOW
>>61979179How's that short going?
>>61979259terrible.
>>61979281I disagree.I think he’s historically been very adept.He is throwing it away right now though and I don’t understand why he would toss a historic run away on this, but he seem determined to.
>>61979281Sorry my low IQ nigger lover, I can't see where we are going, care to explain a little more boss?
>silver
>>61979272>How much longer can Mr tampowitz keep OIL down?I'm guessing Monday morning.
>>61979288Don't forget to buy the dip
>>61979287Get fucked migger cattle.
doubled down on nasdaq calls. trump will fix the market
>24 posts from this IDsomeone's mad
>>61979292I tried. Thats the fastest I have lost 1.5k yet.
>>61979293We're going to get fucked? I dunno, it looks to me more like we are doing the fucking, and Tehran is currently getting fucked boss.
>>61979287Reminder that bosstranny is also a kike
SAND GOLEM ARE IN TROUBLE NOW!!!
>>619793001.5k only? I fucking lost over $12k trying to play the pump & dumb game in this fucking shitty ass metal.
>>61979310oh boy, friday the 13th indeed
>>61979282Based & America pilled.
BIZTRADAMUS IS A CHUD.. DONT LISTEN TO HIM
>>61979305We get it, you don't even know what's best for you boss.
>>61979315But Oz never did give nothin' to the Tin ManThat he didn't, didn't already haveAnd cause never was the reason for the evenin'Or the tropic of Sir Galahad
>>61979318I don't like the sound of this news bot guy
>>61979288Almost ready for plucking
WHY CAN'T WE BREAK $96 FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT STOP SELLING
>>61979318so....20+ years?
>>61979301
>>61979318BLASPHEMING HERETIC!YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF BIZTRODAMUS
>>61979312I made something like 70K in the run up. I didnt do anything this week and thought there would be a reversal today. after 3 bad trades in separate tickets I just gave up and pulled out from the account to stop myself from losing more.
>>61979301>the Vietnam calculus You’re a boomer baggot you should know better.Sending a country back to the Stone Age makes fundamentalist Islam more attractive to the people, not less.
>>61979251I hope they're not going to Iran, and actually going to Greenland boss.
>>61979322>I don't like the sound of this news bot guyare you a leaf by chance? you type like a leaf
>Canada loses 84k jobs in February>108,000 full time jobs lost and just an extra 24,000 temp jobs>at the same time the immigration minister just defended adding 33,000 extra temporary to PR visa transitions RIP western civilization
so, oil gonna dump or pump with boots on the ground news?
>>61979312I bought a house from silver in 2015. Bought the silver in 2006/7. Lost the house in divorce. Silver and wimmins. Killer trades.
>>61979334Good call. I was -$1k yesterday and just said fuck it and sold it all and pumped it in oil, we ain't getting any other good days of PM until this damn war is over. God I hate Drumpf so much.
>>61979288been saying it for a week, don't touch metals until after the oil run is over. banks need cash and metals are the most liquid asset
>>61979332Top kek
>>61979336>and actually going to Greenland boss.You got scared off when we sent ONE soldier to defend it. Pussies.
SQQQ or NRGU or something else?
CAUSE I UNDERSTAND YOUVE BEEN RUNNING FROM THE MANTHAT GOES BY THE NAME OF THE SANDMANHE FLIES THE SKY LIKE AN EAGLE IN THE EYEOF A HURRICANE THATS ABANDONED
>>61979340If it's real then oil is going to the moon.
>>61979340I could imagine a short dump because people retardedly think; "That means the strait will be secured" then they realize that securing the strait even with boots on the ground is going to take fucking forever so it pumps.
>>61979342>>61979343Thats my plan right now. Im waiting for carriers to move out of the gulf and back to western hemisphere before I touch anything else. This mission accomplished tweet bullshit was a red herring. Still, +175k all time is not bad. Got the lein released on the new truck this week and put the house down payment in saving so I cant get an itchy buy finger. Still hurts my pride losing 12k in a day.
We pumping or dumping on this news?
SPY 659 EODSO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
someone bake
>>61979366yes boss
lads when do i jump in on MU for the earrnings? im bot holding it with this war fuckery but i do want to sell the news.do i hold it over the weekend or buy in at monday?
>>61979376The day of earnings, ideally an hour before close and not a moment sooner.
PRGO youmorons. Screencap this so one of you chuds can say something stupid in september. i'm the one what told you to buy INTC when it was at $19 last year and everyone said it's over for themwar's over have you thanked a servicemember lately?FAGS ;)
>>61979366dumping. they need at least 3300 marines to pump.
>>61979371god i wishthe strike of my puts ending monday is 655 and the dumps have been underwhelming
>>61979366realistically, what can 2.5k crayon eaters do? I guess they could take over iran's oil facilities at kharg but it's not gonna open up the strait.
>>61978802its going to be the niggerest of nigger mondays right??
>>61979386>realistically, what can 2.5k crayon eaters do? I guess they could take over iran's oil facilities at kharg but it's not gonna open up the strait.I think they would have to be deployed from the sea into hormuz to secure it
>>61979386what is the point of controlling the faucet if ships can't transit?
>>61979389seems like meat's back in the menu boys
>>61979382Dump will accelerate after lunch time, no one wants to baghold over the weekend.Well, except for those unlucky enough to be HGRIFTED & too foolish to cut their losses.
>miggers unironically bought the fake pump againLMAO
THIS CRABBING NEEDS TO STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61979385How is that not illegal?
>>61979414Its not illegal if you make the laws.
>>61979414Why would it be illegal? People can simply do stuff anon
What's the point of owning crypto ETFs and not just buy the "real" damn thing?
>>61979338i love you and miss your affection babe. i miss making you happy.
Lmao stay seething libtardsOil will stay below $100Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>61979424NGMI
>>61979424But it's 2026!!!!
>>61979414Stop being antiseptic
>>61979424Once crude breaks resistance at $96.33 its a striaght shot to $100 smigger
>>61979424If he tweeted this the price would shoot up to 101
>>61979430>>61979430>>61979430
>>61979366straddle is still the play, market could go up 2% by monday, market could drop 5-10% by mondayno reason to force a directional guess, the market will make a move over the weekend for sure
