squeeze edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>61978802
/weat/
Happy Green Day
In the depths of "it's so over", I find within me a relentless "we're so back"
What will 2500 of our guys over there do?Dump hard? I want SPY @ 650 by eod
first for physical wheat
Are you spooked yet /biz/? Did you like the bulltrap jumpscare?
Straits closed
But all my fintwit gurus said we were as oversold as liberation day??? And skew is too high!!! Market can’t dump cause too many people bought puts. And the McClellan oscillator said we bottomed yesterday!!!!!
Sold everything and fomo'd into OIL
What’s the next HGRAF
>>61979435Based>>61979440Wrong>>61979444Checked and yeah we keep dumping and accelerate into close. The 2,500 are there much like the expeditionary military advisors at the start of Vietnam, they will train resistance fighters. And there are so few that Trump can keep up the charade that we are not at war, that is until a few of them die and Trump orders more and more Marines until it really is an army and an undeniable war.
>>61979440Green?
why did the dow skyrocket a couple hours ago?
>>61979455Was it worth it?
>>61979455post your position
Solded everything 3 days ago
>>61979453Vibe based voting and investing is going to be identified as the reason for this bubble. At least last time people could blame reckless bankers. This time the people can only blame themselves. They wanted this retard in charge.
>>61979456LWLG & AAOI & LASRGUYS LOOK AT OIL COMPUTER
yikes
>>61979456I heard private credit is about to crash next
So if the Supreme Leader needs to be able to trace his lineage back to the Child Fucker, what happens if they're all dead boss?
>>61979466scam pump to sucker retail into being exit liquidity
I need another big green candle in the next 3 minutes before I go take a shit. HURRY IT UP
>>61979471first it was vibecessionnow it's global vibenancial crisis
>>61979470Now what?
>>61979456I'm still looking to enter HGRAF depending how low it goes next week.
>>61979456HGRAF IS THE NEXT HGRAFI NEED HGRAF TO PUMPPLEASE PLEASEPLEASE
>>61979449Schrödinger's strait.
>>61979477Wait, he's related to Epstein?
>>61979477Are rook the sameJust pick any brown and say he's another descendant from the prophet
my guess is spy 600 eom. we bleeding out bros.
>>61979466because they know retarded miggers will buy after every lie that comes out of their gods mouth
>>61979493>Trump isn't pedophile >unless he fucks kids
>>61979494Yes, through Muhammad.
>>61979474I heard it's all the bats they eat that causes it.
To those that sell covered calls, do you let your option expire worthless? Or do you buy it back?The one I sold lost -90% of its value, but it wouldn’t take much for it to hit my strike price. Should I just buy it back?
>>61979477no, that's the hashemites, they're the royal house of jordan. the persians are shiites, but you might be thinking of the nizaris, who trace their lineage through ali, but that is not the sect practiced in iran.
>>61979511Oil up or down?
>>61979512what anime is this
WHO THE FUCK DID THAT
>they're still shorting it
>>61979515They're calling this "Seal Team Six Dollars Per Barrel" if that's any hint.
kek that oil price action>try to push it down>nope
>>61979511IT'S HAPPENING
>>61979511>we're going to get fpv drone footage of zogbots getting blown up Ukraine styleBaaaaaaaased!!!
>>61979456Bitcoin
>Meta Platforms (META) stock slipped Friday, following a report that it has postponed the release of its "Avocado" artificial intelligence model to at least May.>Meta decided to delay the AI model's debut after it failed to perform as well as the top offering from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google parent Alphabet (GOOGL), The New York Times reported late Thursday. >The Facebook parent is considering temporarily licensing Google's Gemini models to power Meta's AI products, the report added.APOLOGIZE
they really want it under 96 today
>>61979518>How to marry a 4 year old and convince future generations to blow them selves up in crowded places for lulz
Inverted head and shoulders on SPYIts about to pumpOne last fake pump to sucker in exit liquidityYOU ARE SMARTER THAN THATYOU ARE BRAVEYOU ARE BOLDYOU ARE BEAUTIFULYOU ARE A SMIGGER AND ALWAYS WILL BE
>>61979530the stock market is politics anon
>>61979527>google got apple>google now going to have METAimagine if the real play was TPU's and the GPU hyperscaling is never going to be profitable
>>61979462In Vietnam there was an extant Vietnamese army with half of the country available for the US to enter. Where is this supposed Iranian resistance army, are supposed to mount an invasion and hope they show up to greet us?
>>61979515
>>61979530Please discuss the stock market. Meta posts are off topic and will get you reported. Nigger.
This is one of the most retarded markets I've observed thus far.
>>61979542how hard is it to just sell when its going down and buy when its going up?
>>61979440the only thing green is my gangrenous dick and ballsthis whole month is looking deep red with several little bounces from retards timing the bottomspoiler: there is no bottom
>>61979518just fantasyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50Or87VQgY
>>61979537The Kurds are ready to invade their shitty section ASAPPresumably there are some willing Iranian meatsacks from the cohort of millions of protestors a few weeks ago.I can't wait for ZOG to have his wicked way with the Persian princesses, they'll be out of the hijab and into the arms of Zionist pornographers before long habibi.
>>61979530politics is literally driving everything at the moment to extreme degrees and statements from politicians makes the market react stronglywhy blind yourself?
>>61979435Poverty grass.
OK IS THE ATTACK OVER CAN I GO TAKE A SHIT NOW?
>>61979545If it was easy nobody would be here.
>>61979530Go back to plebbit, faggot.
No one wanted this at $3 and everyone wants it at $11,,,,,,is it going back to $60?They make 150,000 barrels of oil per day from coal with secret nazi technology amongst other things
>>61979550>Poverty grass.is making me rich
>IWM is going to shred nearly 2% in 2 hours like its nothing.
>>61979548>The Kurds are ready to invade their shitty section ASAPNo. They aren't. You fucked them over in Syria. You fucked everyone over recently. Nobody is coming to help.
>>61979530just calm your tits babe you're overreacting
>>61979456RNWF
>>61979555If Biztrodamus is banned he will curse each and every smigger on this board, financially speaking of course.
bitchbasterd literally closed one of my shorts at 10:39 right before the dump, insaneEven thought of just letting it run and fuck it, but no
>>61979565Never underestimate the stupidity, treachery, and gullibility of the Kurds
What the fuck is going on with RIO? Don't people need metal to wage war.
>Pentagon approves the deployment of a expeditionary unit of about 2,500 Marines to the Middle East, following a request from US Central Command to stand ready against an imminent attack against IranBOOTS ON THE GROUND HERE WE GO
china pussy af bruh. They be like irans our boy, we hate the west and will take Taiwan but won’t stop Iran, like the true pussy bois they are. China is losing oil due to the strait closure and are watching their economy get fucked like the tiny yellow dick cucks they are.
just seen an off-topic post
Look at that short
lol
>>61979576Fuel costs.
This is the gayest market ever and this thread is even gayer. Imagine.
>>61979545>Buy stock on margin>Set limit sell to a price high enough to make at least $2>Set stop loss for $1>Repeat a gazillion times from market open to close>Enjoy infinite money with hookers and blowIt's literally this easy.
>>61979558ok but what about Garbage Don?
>>61979578You're just mad the chinese let the iranians embarass the US.
Here we go boyos.
>>61979577FUCKING CALLED ITYOU HAVE A FEW MINUTES MAX BEFORE THE DUMP
>>61979585Literally nothing
>>61979570Shills on suicide watch.
>>61979591has this been backtested?
>>61979599Why would putting troops on the islands to secure transit through the gulf be bearish boss?
>>61979599??? war is bullish, look at 2001 after 9/11
>>61979599? it's gonna be alright babe. they're gonna shoot the guys blowing up the ships. wish you'd write more about hardware, i absolutely love seeing your takes on that.
>>61979599You mean pump, niggie
>>61979508>The one I sold lost -90% of its value, but it wouldn’t take much for it to hit my strike price. Should I just buy it back?yes, even though the gains are capped, you risk the stock blowing up and missing out on gains. You can just buy it back and place a trade further into the future with a higher strike (that has about 0.3 to 0.15 delta) to keep collecting premium, just dont select a strike that is below your cost basis + the new premium or you are bound to lock in a loss even in the best possible scenario for that new trade.>then why closing the trade if even if it blows past the strike and get max profit?you have your position locked and in the time it takes to reach 100% profit you take unnecessary vega and gamma risk for just a baby 10% of max profit when you instead could be making more money with a new trade and you become less sensitive to the risks of the position by placing the new trade about 1 month away. tail risk will always be there since a covered call doesnt involve hedging BIG downturns of the stock.
>>61979607Why are you still posting in these threads?
>>61979607Dead marines.
>>61979548>The Kurds are ready to invade their shitty section ASAPThey already opted outhttps://www.npr.org/2026/03/09/nx-s1-5741754/iraqi-kurds-rush-to-quash-reports-of-kurds-leading-uprising-in-iran>Presumably there are some willing Iranian meatsacks from the cohort of millions of protestors a few weeks ago.Protestors inside Iran? How will the marines get to them, gonna send telepathic training across the gulf?
>>61979622>How will the marines get to themThey're marines, they can swim.
>>61979599We’re already dumping on this boss, this news what sent us red and hour ago slow mfer.Get a news aggregator poorfag.
AGHHHHH WHY DID I PUT $95K INTO HGRAF 2 DAYS BEFORE THE CRASH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61979607fpv drone footage of marines getting dunked on.
In other news, silver is getting absolutely murdered.
Yo what's going on with HOOD? I'm thinking about selling more cash secured puts but I'm not so sure it's really free candy.
>bobo currently heeming me >THICK SLICED BACON in the OVEN>imagine the smellhere bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...
>>61979638The same thing that's happening to everything else
>>61979637Oil go up, silver go down. Be ready to buy AGQ when oil is done. And by done im not talking about bussyent shorting it.
>>61979577isn't it good if they secure hormuz?
>>61979630>$95K into a memestock that rocketed that high for that many days straightYou deserve to lose money
It's time to set the record straight. The pool IS open. We won.
>Trump tells Fox News US would escort ships in Strait of Hormuz 'if needed' http://reut.rs/4lAyJTmEveryday some new bullshit cope
HELLOI AM UNDER THE WATERPLEASE HELP MEE
>>61979653He said it before and denied it the next day and he's saying it again, kek.
>>61979655Swim parallel to the shore
>>61979655marines are on their way, if you see any seadrones just play dead
>>61979653>The strait is open, but Iran keeps bombing ships, technically ships are free to come and go as they please because it's not actually closed, there's just a slight risk of them being bombed as they pass, I honestly don't see what the big fuss is about.This is unironically the US governments official stance now. Kek.
>deploy ze lunch time oil shorts
iran fucked
>>61979453>vibefareHoly based
>>61979668>all whites in the picThis has to be fake
>>61979661>+1 day to the 3 day special operation2 more weeks
>>61979661How do I make money on the fact that war is now just a spectator sport for retards to make emoji ass reactions to on telegram channels from their Samsung Galaxy A17s?
>>61979650*cums on your face*SHUT UP
>>61979668These fuckers will be slaughtered. I'm tempted to sell because when these take mass casualties the market will finally mass sell.
>at session lows
>>61979668IT'S AN EXPEDITION!
the market is trying so hard to dump but the kikes are fighting hard to manipulate it up. can this shit just collapse so my puts print already fuck man i am getting impatient here. iran needs to fuck some shit up soon my puts expire today and i dont have cash to roll them to next week like ive done the past 5 times
>>61979668They spelt expendable wrong
>>61979466kike manipulation to keep it from a 10% crash that would actually happen organically
>>61979672>he doesn't know only white goyblood counts for Talmudic blood magicNGMI
>>61979683I know, I have spy puts.Those 2500 marines sent over should dump this hard already
>$97I say, sir, mister president, sir!
Are finally mooning? I need to take a huge dump.
well, I bought some more defensehave a good weekend guys
>>61979637Woe is I.
Do I just sell everything now? I can't see any good news that will lead to a pump by open on Monday? I'm guessing we're looking at a "black Monday" scenario.
oil spikingsomething has happened
>>61979508you wont lose anything if you dont other than gains if you tihnk the ticker is gonna pump for some reason. if you are bullish on it then go ahead and buy it back otherwise just let it expire
>>61979668I hope for once the Iranians display a bit of competence in having prepared Ukraine-style drones for this. I want to see some fucked up zogbots.
>>61979630>ceo was a former onlyfans modelgreat investement there lil bro
All we need is for NVDA to strike a partnership with the USMC, and this will all turn around.
>>619796492500 marines couldn't secure Hormuz.
I will not buy and hold oil over the weekend because I dont know what im doing. I will be holding cash
>>61979703no way
NVGOY more like kekw
>>61979668>expeditionaryTHREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=anti+matter+king+geedorah>EXPEDITIOUSLY, I be on my grizzly>FEDS try to creep me, somehow always miss me
>>61979542We're reaching levels of dysfunction that were thought to be theoretically impossible. It's incredible.
>>61979699Trump will announce victory of the weekend
pamp eet
>>61979705that's realistically only the first batch
anyone buying PAYP? they just IPOedbiggest cashless payment service in japan
>>61979702Do they even intend to make landfall? By air, by sea? The US doesn't have control of the strait or control of the skies, either way it's a literal D-day tier suicide mission. Sending anyone in as it is is nothing but a sacrifice. Also where the fuck are the Israeli soldiers? They started the fucking war.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna fucking hold oil over the weekend. I BELIEVEEEEEEEEE
We went from everyone being a silver bulltard to everyone being a crude oil bulltard. What on earth is next?
>>61979717VDV did it the marines can too
>>61979653its been needed for a fucking month if the orange cheeto could do it without the navy ships getting btfo he would but the navy wont because they know theyll get raped. i dont think the NPCs trading in markets have fully realized this yet but the sescond they do we are dumping hard
>>61979720It's going to cost you at least one ball, sorry pal
>>61979706>>61979720Literally gambling with extra stepsWhat a fake and jewish ass economy
>Oil is pumping >Oil is dumping ITS A CRAB YOU FOOLS
I can’t believe this fucking retard. After our first R pop vote win in memory. Even with Hispanic men.Things were finally starting to look up. No more trannys on the front of video games covers. An actual decent GOT show gets released. No more DEI. Culture healing.Got a more genius ideas Donald!?Why not ban Christmas!? Ban fake tits!? Make it illegal to eat cheeseburgers!?Fucking retard.
>>61979715I doubt 250,000 marines could secure Hormuz tbqhwy.People need to be aware of what orange man is starting here.
>>61979726hey get back to work wagie
>>61979727everything is a crab if you zoom out enough
>>61979672whites make up like 95% of elite military forces and 60% of the marines
>>61979722Winnebago
>>61979729>Ban fake tits!? Make it illegal to eat cheeseburgers!?that would actually be beneficial thoughbeit
>>61979717Can't tell if grossly overestimating iran or grossly underestimating d day
OK I am taking the shit I've been holding for the two hours NOW. We better not be under $97.
>last chance to buy oil going into the weekend
>>61979501You don't even own any stocks.
can i get some form of recovery holy shit
>>61979722Low key people are panic buying helium right now
>>61979737With these oil prices?
>>61979605Fusion is the future.
>>61979599sometimes to try and cope with how hard this is, i think about my past, and a pretty girl i knew that i gave the same treatment you're giving me. because i was afraid if i took her hand i'd just get swept away and there wouldn't be any going back. i was right too, i would've. and if that's what you think, you're also right. want to take you far away from where you are, never go back. every day i see you here i hope it's the day you choose to go with me.
>>61979717>Also where the fuck are the Israeli soldiers? They started the fucking war.shorting shipping futures probably
>>61979722renewable energy. all the shills and retards will once again keep shilling that crap as an alternative to oil. its part of the retard cycle.
>>61979744After midterms, yes
>>61979740Iran is perfectly capable and D-day was a literal human wave. The US doesn't control the strait, they won't even put ships near it, and they don't have air superiority all the bombing they've done has been with missiles and ATG launched from the border region.
>>61979732it can change market's perception of security thoughrealistically speaking you'd need lots of anti-drones systems
>>61979729we got tricked by kikes. he was never a R or MAGA he was just more of the same deepstate establishment kike uniparty. the CIA are masters of manipulation. you think they dont know how to make a reality tv show for the masses?
>>61979653And the fuckdumb markets buys it every single time.At some point, one has to question the "IQ" of the market. Like, really.
>>61979742how much oil to get a 4'9" 23 yo japanese wife/sex slave
Fuck it. I'm holding my 3x WTI long through the weekend. There's no way oil doesn't gap up with orange man escalating.
>>61979751What about uranium?
>>61979661Yeah, let's forget about 400Kg of enriched uranium roaming free in a state setting everything it can in fire out of retaliation. Great idea.
>>61979757Trump refuses to buy tried and tested systems from Ukraine because.....Pride. The man's on a suicide mission.
>>61979456Unironically still HGRAF. We haven't seen anything serious yet and it will be a major company, given some time.If you're looking for pnd then idk.
>>61979754It’s fucking bullshit! Fuck!
How many more times must Trump explain to you people that the war is over? Stop selling
PBR babe go the fuck back up wtf how am i suppose to love you like this
What do we think will happen to HGRAF if Iran ends up nuking the US?
>>61979768They weren't doing that until you assassinated their leader and bombed a school during peace negotiations, you stupid migger.
>>61979755They have air supremacy wtf you talking about.
>>61979767holding that shit for years, jumps up, then slams down.no fucking chill
>>61979755I think you gotta rewatch some d day docs bud its not even the same universe of difficulty
>>61979775nuking with what?
You are now in stock market purgatoriumReply to this post confessing and repenting for your sins or we keep crabbing forever
>>61979758When do you sleep? You’re at it 24/7. Shut the fuck up.
>>61979774Sorry bro I bought calls today so its gonna tank.
>>61979760rape and she will become yours.
>>61979699this is where you buy the dip for a retard pump
>>61979630You'll be fine, just sit on it. Next time, do more research. This company could take 10 years for real gain. Did you need that money for something in the next year or two? Next time only invest what you can replace out of your income, and slowly dca up to the amount you want.
>JP Morgan maintains overweight on Ulta BeautyBobina sisters
>>61979729Stay mad.
Aaand... I'm locked on on my 3x WTI long for the weekend. Wish me luck lads.
>>61979757yeah espeically when a handful of them get fucking hit by a drone. how do people not realize this shit is just getting started? this war is nowhere near resolved its barely even started. as soon as NPC markets realize this shit is gonna crash hard. luckily for us markets are full of boomer NPCs who consume MSM propaganda. all those wallstreet hedgefunds and CEOs are watching fox jews and msDNC 24/7 in their office buildings so whatever orange deepstate kike says they will believe until facts prove him wrong. being based hentail chink forum dwellers who share shitskin posts on telegram from dirty arabs in the shitholes gives us the alpha we need to position against these big boomer kikes. so dont waste this chance>>61979764oil can only go up. the only thing that can prevent oil from going up is iran agreeing to peace which is not going to happen.
>>61979747They aren't for driving. They're for living in and cooking meth once we all lose our jobs.
if markets were melanted individuals this particular one would be a double nigger
Can we melt up already? These 0DTE calls are turning to dust
>>61979797which ticker? uco?
WHO DID THAT
>>61979791what if she beats me up tho
gas is up to 3.71 where I live
>>61979800Do you know, I believe someone made a tellybox show about something similar?I've never seen it or game of thrones.
>>61979729This worldview is so sad. How did you end up like this? Too much high fructose corn syrup?
i bought sbsw at the top
>>61979758>I AM GOING TO SUCK NETANYAHU'S COCK THE MOMENT I GET INTO OFFICE EVEN HARDER THAN I SUCKED HIS COCK IN MY FIRST TERM!!!!>how the fuck could he do this we were trickedMigatards are a special kind of stupid.
>>61979809Civnats are beyond pathetic.
>>61979746my balloons are getting too expensive
>>61979799>oil can only go up. the only thing that can prevent oil from going up is iran agreeing to peace which is not going to happen.My thoughts too but my testes took refuge in my pelvis as I let it happen.NGL.
>>61979813They all work for Israel and you’re just wasting mental energy on a wwe script
I would like to remind everyone that the Iran war is off topic and blatant antisemitism is racism. Both of which is against the rules. Your posting on this board is a privilege not a right and it will be revoked.
>>61979599not your enemy babe. i love you. it's your own mind that's your enemy here. i can't change what i am but your heart can change. i'll help with everything. you can't like being this angry, having all this hate. you can have happiness and love instead, just allow it into your life.
>>61979797condolences
>>61979821sorry mom i'll try not be such a nigger
>>61979804Wisdomtree 3LOI
We're looking at a black Monday scenario when those Marines land craft gets struck by a drone aren't we?
>>61979797bro, never keep those over the weekend
WTF happened? Natural gas just rugged
>>61979797Only a 2x here but don't worry my fellow Euroburger, we will be vindicated.
i am officially renaming the 3 little indians pattern to the 3 little niggers pattern
I told you not to buy the top of oil.
I know this ain't PMG, but do I just buy all the gold and silver I can this weekend? I'm getting major end of the petrodollar vibes.
>>61979785>crabbingit looks like a slow bleed down to me....
>>61979833oil and natgas is going to gigadump cuz of this retard >>61979797
i just need IWM to end at 248 for my butterflies to land and save me.
>>61979830let me add, when they say they're sending troops, troops are already there
>>61979839holy fucking STUPID
>>61979839just doubled my spy calls because of this post
>>61979832I never keep it overnight usually but things are hotting up and I'm sick of missing gaps.
>>61979821Fuck off, Moshe
>>61979837Thanks for the advice . I'll remember this once we reach $210
>>61979794Yeah, memeposting aside I fell for the hype of the use cases and FOMO after seeing it climb so much so quickly. It is a shame, but I do believe in the tech and thankfully that position was only 20% of my port, but it's still a little painful.
>>61979846You will only miss the gap down on Monday as nothing will resolve this weekend.SO SAYETH BIZTRODAMU$IGNORE MY PROPHECIES AT YOUR OWN PERIL
>>61979839I was looking at gold more than silver (industry suffering is gonna hurt the price)but then I read the troop news and bought more defense instead
>>61979841>oil and natgas is going to gigadump cuz of this retard
smjeets treating oil like a fungible stock about to get rugged next week when taco changes his mind about the war "in his bones"kek baggies
>>61979722Sell oil buy silver
>>61979858>abandon winners>add to losers
>>61979840We're at -4% from ATH, another couple percent and we'll need a serious TACO to save the market.The -1% or -2% days were always followed by a roaring green day. We aren't getting that anymoreFreak the fuck out and panic sell everything
>>61979722have you heard of copper?
surely there are lots of intelligent and rational people behind the scenes in the Trump administration who makes the real decisions
>>61979775I think the CEO will sell halal OF content
>>61979853>as nothing will resolve this weekend.
>>61979857are you really betting that we'll leave isreal to deal with iran alone
>>61979844>>61979845Enjoy heating up your beans by burning your 100 bills. Trump is crashing US hegemon'ey' with no survivors.>>6197985480/5k seems pretty solid for both. It might unironically be the new floor.
Iranian female natural gas is adding too much supply. Natural gas is going down
>>61979854>more defenseMy BAE up 6.5% for the week. RTX not performing though. 0.31%.I expect better going forward.
WHAT THE SNACK WAS THAT
>>61979873just tripled my spy calls because of this postif this is the bearish thesis i want to trade against everyone like you
>>61979813he promised to help america which was the opposite of the niggerkike communist demonrat party that wanted to replace americans with third world shitskins you absolute tranny faggotmaybe if demoshits hadnt nuked america with millions of feral nigger migrants they might have won
>>61979857>when taco changes his mindYou think that will end the war? Lmao.
>>61979821Was covid off topic when it was dumping and dumping the market daily?
I think I will leave the market for the day. I am sufficed with this (went from -$1.5k to this). I'm not greedy. See y'all later.
>>61979839>end of the petrodollar
>>61979882lmao Trump has deported less illegals than Obama, migatard.
>>61979862wow you retards really do buy high sell low
my puppy has fallen asleep in my lap extremely bearish for me getting off the couch and getting my coffeebabe go in the kitchen and get my coffee for me already
>European Diplomat To Al Arabiya: We Believe We Need To Involve The United Nations In Our Communication Plan With Iran >- UN Supervision Of The Strait Of Hormuz Is The Best Way To Ensure SecurityOh now we need the UN. Is the US asking EU to bring in the "immunity-units"?
>>61979817theres no going back after what we did to them. they will never agree to peace. they are fighting an existential war now and will do everything possible for revenge. so thats how i know iran will never agree to cease fire or peace. they would rather starve to death than stop launching missiles at kikes and americans. they have thousands of missiles hidden everywhere in their country many in unreachable spots for our air attacks. the only way to seize control of the hormuz starit is a full ground invasion and conquest of iran. markets still havent priced this in.
>>61979890NEVER SELL DIAMOND HANDS mentality that contaminates redditors' minds to this day.
>>61979892Long blue helmets.
>>61979866Yep. Like all those evangelical generals talking about this war brining about armageddon, or Pete 'schrodingers strait' Hesgeth, or Trumps spiritual advisor who often speaks in tongues being totally rational
>BREAKING: President Trump announces the OPENING of the White House ballroom.
Oh my, would you look at that, US Q4 2025 GDP was revised from 1.4% to 0.7%Just missing the target by a mere 2x, nothing to see here. Definitely not numbers manipulation back then as to not deviate from the narrative.Fucking clowns.
>>61979890Metals are going down
>>61979871>>61979883Sounds like a lot of baggie cope to me. Dont say you weren't warned.
>10yr yields
>>61979888how many did kamala deport tranny eurokike?
thats itinstead of SHOOTING HOOPSim SHOOTING MU'S
>>61979897how many tankers can pass through the ballroom in a day?
>>61979881Quadruple them migger
>>61979866The intelligence agencies and generals told the Trump admin his plan would fail and they did it anyways
>>61979839>I'm getting major end of the petrodollar vibes.This has to be the most retarded post I've read in quite some timeHow is this shithole better than plebbit at this point?
>>61979907consider then quinted
>>61979897HOLY SHIT THAT'S GIGABULLISH BUY BUY BUY
>>61979900>Dont say you weren't warned.My portfolio is defence, oil, metals and beans. The warning bells were ringing loud and clear ages ago.
>>61979905as many as are willing to, as long as Iran doesn't sink them
>>61979901No rate cuts coming
>>61979905The ballroom can create a tanker of lng an hour. All those boomers and rich foods.
This fucking NIGGER market can't go green for one NIGGER second
>>61979913Always has been. It's going to dump so fucking hard when this war ends, perhaps the plan is for another 20 year war just to prevent the inevitable dumping.
>>61979917>My portfolio is defence, oil, metals and beans.>The warning bells were ringing loud and clear ages ago.
>>61979925calm down nigga you just whined so hard it made the market go up
>look up hgraf ceo>She has over 10 years of experience in emerging technologies, including data analytics, machine learning, and blockchain.>ai>cryptooh no shes a biztard, bearish
>>61979915Sextuple them, faggot, we know you won't prove that you're opening a long, but please do.
>>61979864COPX INCOMING
>>61979927I'm British.
>>61979840Nigga we've been sitting in the same damn SPY 650-700 range since the magic left us October Unless we break 650 this is literally just minor crabbing, being 5% away from highs doesn't even count as a correction
>>61979912>>61979866israel and the rothchild bankers make the real decisions
>Short Oil with SCO>Sell covered calls against the SCO shares the hedge against oil spiking and the 2x leverage decayCan someone explain how this isn't just free money? I guess if Oil spikes to $150 and $200 I get fucked but I doubt that's happening.
>>61979897>the OPENING of the White House ballroomi want to do cocaine with Matt Gaetz in that ballroom
>>61979932not gonna buy more right now, market started going up :^)
>>61979878I'm into leonardo, they did 10% this weekit seems uae got some samp-t when the war started to diversify their air defence capabilities
>>61979942>>61979942>I guess if Oil spikes to $150 and $200 I get fucked but I doubt that's happening.its exactly absolutely whats going to happen
>>61979942Uh OhOIL $150 confirmed by right of Sod's law.
>>61979931ok but how's her head game?
lmao they are holding the brent price at 100$>Mordecai, quickly now, we got another 5million dollars worth of shorts coming in, deploy more funds!!!imagine being part of the team of goofs who has to this all day
How is Tesla so powerful? That oil are the only things that are green. I bet Elon is really totally broke because he spends all his money on longing his shitty meme stock.
>>61979950Oil isn't going to go that high, there's simply too many suppliers boss.
DO NOT FALL FOR THE FAKE PUMP THIS AFTERNOONDO NOT BE ENTRAPPED BY YOUR GREEDTHIS IS NOT THE SLURPING OPPORTUNITY YETYOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS /SMG/
NEW>>61979958>>61979958>>61979958NEW
wouldnt it be cheaper to nuke iran and build it from the ground up?
>>61979957Investor exuberance and promising the moon. The day of reckoning will come. Stay tuned.
Is this cringelord the fucking GRRR jeet taking on another persona or something?
>>61979932ok, sextd
>>61979952He'll end it next week and create a generation of petrosar baggies waiting for $100 a barrel in another 4 years of $59/bbl kek.
>>61979950I can just add more SCO shares if that happens, I'll even have an extra $1300 to throw in when the covered calls expire.
>>61979748Elaborate on this RNWF.It looks like they do Biodiesel but your mentioning fusion??
>>61979952Bibi will break his legs with a baseball bat.>>61979981The orange pedo can't magically reopen the strait no matter how hard he bombs Iran.
>>61979942>if Oil spikes to $150 and $200 I get fucked but I doubt that's happening.
>>61979952He actually thinks he has a say in when the religious zealots will stop fighting?
