Oil and wheat edition.>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread: >>61983885
first for babe
first for wheat, aluminum, natural (female) gas
> futures
i do not believe donald j trump has thought this special military operation through
Pissed my city raised fees (nigger support) on water and now I pay at least $50/ month
First for the Oils. Only 21 million oils exist... Oils to the moon sir
>>61984650He grabbed Iran by the pussy. Now he's in divorce court.
>>61984650This exact scenario has been wargamed for decades. 100% someone told him the risks and he took it anyways
>>61984652Are you massively holding shorts on oil or something?
>>61984654They should have just given him the peace prize. All this could have been avoided.
>>61984656He's a paki. He's just trying to discredit jeets as they are his better..
you guys think bibi netanyahu is dead?
>>61984666You tell us, Moloch.
>>61984666It's 50/50.
>>61984672SCHRODINGER'S BIBI
>>61984663>He's a paki. He's just trying to discredit jeets as they are his better..
>>61984638Holy based.I thought I was the only one on 4chan who new about the alien sex painter artist schizo.
>>61984666in the sense that the right wing populism that has led to this fiasco is dead, yes.
>>61984666No. Digits confirmed. What likely happened:>polymarket creates bibi dead trade>someone buys a fuck load of yes contracts>turns on bot farm to spam bibi dead hoaxes>sells all his contracts
>>61984672I think he probably had some sort of medical emergency but not that he’s dead. If he was dead there would have been a much larger reaction.What I do see is that all the fact checkers are deliberately posting responses to claims not being made, instead of addressing the frames people are actually looking at, and that it is a little strange that I am seeing posts with 10s of millions of views on x not be responded to. Iran has been posting a lot of fake news but the scale of this and lack of response is troubling.
>>61984653this spoiled little market is in dire need of correctionthe SMO is merely a tool
>>61984694I don't use X so I wouldn't know.
I had a dream where we were in the middle of the 2030s and the masses lived in bombed-out rubble and vagrant cities built out of trash like in the movie Ready Player One.Trying to escape my impoverished fate, I left and went to this corporate high-tech hub and applied to be used in a science experiment. I then met with Kjirstin Breure and she told me that I had been selected to travel back to the past (our present). I was given a heavy suitcase filled with 1kg gold bars and if I made it, I was to buy the following companies:Hecla MiningHelmerich & PayneHycroft MiningHydrograph Clean PowerThen I woke up.
>vance is voicing dissent openlyI hope you guys are paying attention because this is how they will platform him in 2028. Absolve himself of his association with Trump and his policies but also keep the vice president clout. Same thing they tried with Kamala. Don’t forget, JD Vance is a shabbos goy with deep ties to Jewish money
>futures
>NEEGARS
>>61984703if you don't use twitter, did it even happen? conversely if it didn't happen on twitter, did it even happen even if it did? does anything happen if it doesn't happen (or does) on social media?
>>61984703It has been overwhelming the volume of posts surrounding it. But again, I think it’s unlikely. He is an older man and it’s stressful times. He could have had a minor heart attack or stroke or something. I do not believe Iran has the capability to strike Bibi, that is for sure. But obviously if they released anything saying he’s in hospital undergoing surgery for an unrelated issue or something everyone would say Iran won yada yada.If they’d actually killed an Israeli head of state I think you would see immediate carpet bombing if Tehran.
>>61984709Based
>>61984712newsom 2028
>>61984723IT PROLLYJUST BEOPSEC
>>61984712This is old news and obvious to everyone. They don’t want him within 10ft of anything like this. When he reappears to claim the W you will know the war is over.
Oil back to 45$. Game changer.
>>61984728BASEDNEWSOME
>>61984728>Hitlers most loyal plan truster????
>>61984723>you would see immediate carpet bombing if Tehran.What would you call what they've been doing for a week?The underlay?
is there a refund for HGRAF?
>>61984736Lmao. The jeet fucker will never see any power.
>>61984737https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/will-us-deploy-boots-on-ground-in-irans-kharg-island-what-israel-envoy-said-2881995-2026-03-14
>>61984712> distancing himselfwe have video evidence of the opposite
>>61984748don't tell me you boughted the top
>>61984737Lmao. Body bags are plastic which is made from oil, drones are plastic which is made from oil. Transport to fill the body bags needs oil, island is basically oil. Long oil.
https://apnews.com/article/tariffs-trump-trade-275f146dbc591bab1730a911e04aa8eaLooks like the admin are looking to put in a bunch of new tariffs to plug a '1.6 trillion hole' of lost tariff revenue supposedly after the SCOTUS decision earlier this month. Expect a whole lot more retardation in the coming months.
>>61984770shit is getting real, real quick
>>61984737NOOOO SARRRRRRR DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS SARRRR... STOCK MARKETING GENERAL PROMISED OIL AT 9000 LAKHS, DO NOT REDEEEMMM
>>61984767>Lmao.>Body bags are plastic which is made from oil, drones are plastic which is made from oil. Transport to fill the body bags needs oil, island is basically oil.>Long oil.
>>61984709I was recently wondering how you would send money back in time. Even sending back gold bars would be losing you half your money since gold is going to be 10k an ounce in the 2030s.
>>61984770When you're in a hole. Keep digging.
>>61984767Plastic will soon also be made with fractal graphene as an additive. It will be a necessity when oil is above $200. Buy HGRAF.
>>61984770Does it say what this means for OIL?WAT does it mean for OIL?>anything matters but OIL
>>61984775The best thing about you?You'll be nowhere to be seen on Monday. Piss off. Faggot.
>>61984788>fractal grapheneThis sounds like an EXCELLENT NAME for a GAY EURO TECHNO DJ
>>61984785The purchasing power of $10k or perhaps even $20k in 2030s is equivalent to the purchasing power of $4000-$5000 today. You're only losing in nominal figures, not real wealth.
>>61984785You bury gold to send it to future. I've got silver buried all over the Scottish Highlands.
>>61984793>The best thing about you?>You'll be nowhere to be seen on Monday.>Piss off. Faggot.
>>61984788Those plastics have been in the CEOs chuff. That's her 10 years of machine learning experience.Poor lass must be red raw.
>>61984770pay your tariff denbts, donal
>>61984799I also have PMs buried, most of it is gold beneath New York City
>>61984803>Those plastics have been in the CEOs chuff. That's her 10 years of machine learning experience.>Poor lass must be red raw.
>>61984800Let's put this to bed right now. Post time stamped hand paki.
>>61984712>Don’t forget, "insert politician name" is a shabbos goy with deep ties to Jewish moneyThat describes the entire US political class.Zogbots are being led to the slaughter house at this moment without a fucking war declaration or war powers. We've gone from 2 weeks operation and we won to troops on the ground and none is doing jackshit to stop this madness.Get popcorn and shorts ready, because all those companies like Coreweave that were burning money every minute when energy was cheap because "muh AI revolution" are going down.The orange nigger popped the AI bubble by sheer retardation.
>>61984809First name j, second name Morgan?
>Let's put this to bed right now. Post time stamped hand paki.
>>61984785Information would be worth more than any shiny rocks in the past.
>>61984819Paki confirmed.
Man oil being above 100 really broke this Jew or whatever the fuck he is. He has been seething non-stop since Friday.
>>61984815Obama and Biden didn’t bend the knee to zionists
>Paki confirmed
>>61984821
TURN ON THE NEWS
>>61984830Why?
>>61984830Which channel?!
>>61984830ALREADY GOTCTGN ON
I'm going to buy SOFI puts on Monday. I think there's still a lot of downside if pressure on tech stocks continues.
>>61984825His Rabbi must have given him “insider info” lmao.Sometimes even insiders will eat shit.
>>61984836*CGTNand they are talking about THA TROOPS heading to the ME.
>>61984810I actually look just like this.
>>619847372 weeks until the marines even arrive to take the island. Oil was always only a weekend hold
>>61984839>THA TROOPSI like how you didn't prefix it with 'the dead' yet.
>>61984826Are they in congress now?Also Biden allowing, (funding and arming) the Gaza genocide was one of the key moments that led us here.
>>61984841Are you long oil?
>>61984839r brave boys?r heroic lads?r strong little soildiers?
>His Rabbi must have given him “insider info” lmao.>Sometimes even insiders will eat shit.Yes SAR... Only 21 million oils... Honorable Mr. Khameini will make the Oils 90000 Lakhs for New Delhi village at market open 18:00 New Delhi Time... Thank you SAR
CGTNJEFF SAX says ECONOMIC CATASTROPHE INCOMING UNLESS
WIll this reopen the strait?
>percent of posts on /smg/ mentioning a ticker still <5%>point this out and be accused of being an AI bot>still no country flagswhat stocks are you guys buying on Monday? how much dry powder do you have?
>>61984842The 4th biggest oil depository and the only real loading dock outside of Hormuz is on fire. In 2 weeks oil will be over $150.
>>61984691I've been shilling shipping and they're not going to see profit for another 3-6 months but now is a great time to slurp
>>61984850>pls hulp europ/chyna ive dun a bad
>>61984854>buyingHOAPING2 SELLUCO& BOIL
>>61984850>will begging for help reopen the strait
>>61984847>boys>LadsBit sexist.
>>61984854Personally I am about 90% weight evenly in both CNQ and OXY
>>61984850No. Why the fuck would anyone help trump after years of abuse?
>>61984854Not buying at these stretched valuations. I have about 200k in cash and cash accessories.
>>61984850We have other options.
>The 4th biggest oil depository and the only real loading dock outside of Hormuz is on fire.>In 2 weeks oil will be over $150.
>>61984855Good. Imagine being short oil when all it takes is a single drone from the hornet's nest to drive prices up.
>>61984854I’m not buying anything. I’m sitting on GLD calendar spreads and bitcoin. Also pertinent to know that mentioning a ticker is futile because no one cares>>61984844Okay dude, I forgot you are retarded. Biden had many opportunities to strike Iran and didn’t. Zion don did it in his first year. Obama negotiated the nuclear deal and Trump left it his first term. Trump is an order of magnitude more pro kike than anyone in the 21st century.
>>61984871NIGGA all you gotta do is get a GARDEN HOSE and suck on that mufukah till it start a SIPHON LINE across that sheeeeeeeeiiittt. Ain't you never stole GASOLINE out sombody CAR?
>>61984854I have about £11k powder. I'm buying AEP and 3LOI on Monday to add to my 3LOI, RXP, BAE, AMD, XAG and XAU. I've got about £60k in business stock I can dump if things get worse.My physical silver is distributed around the Highlands and my gold is in a secure vault in Switzerland.
It’s funny how these fags weren’t around when /smg/ was shilling BOIL and other petrochemical stocks for months, but now that ZOG is losing its izzat they got to shit up the thread with their bitching. KEK shortie got TOASTED
>Good. Imagine being short oil when all it takes is a single drone from the hornet's nest to drive prices up.
My take on Lucky Larry is that they know the "big one" is going to hit the West Coast at the end of the year or early next.After the Iran situation cools down in a few weeks, markets will embark on a new bull run taking stocks to new highs. The real crash occurs when the mega quake hits.
>>61984882No hand paki.
>>61984854140k cash, rest is in mu and silj
>No hand paki.
>>61984878what do you mean distributed around the Highlands? like you actually buried it?
>>61984876Bussyant is ordering 1200 miles of garden hos off temu rn
>>61984886that's a lot of dry powder
>>61984883>Oscars are tomorrowIran has the chance to do the funniest thing
Sold all my oil because of the brown poster he convinced me
>>61984886what's your cost basis on MU?
how are you feeling /smg/? The music is just about to stop.
>>61984814Based Moretti enjoyer
>>61984900Didn't Orange Man just bomb Iran's precious oil production island? We're going into deep recession bros
>>61984737retarded post, you cant hold that island from an endless onslaught of drones, they wont have time to build anything there let alone defend itpeople are fucking retarded
>>61984850one way to look at it is if other countries don't help then they can't complain about economic impact of oil on their country which will make them look dumb
>>61984900I am as ready to die as to live
nigger
>>61984909I think most countries probably think this whole mess is US/Israel's fault for attacking them
>>61984907nigger what drones. they're all destroyed. whatever is left is just a tiny trickle. anyway back to stock market discussion. post positions and country.
>>61984900What's the esoteric knowledge behind the sun and moon?
>>61984900basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezr71f2z7po
>>61984850Lmao
>>61984913yeah it's their fault but also the other countries are still fucked if the straight stays closed so they can help themselves or stay fucked
>>61984916see >>61984919
>>61984709Each Hyperion unit generates 25 tons of graphene per year. 1 ton of graphene sells for $280k, with a profit margin of 70%-80% after Opex, so $200,000k profit per ton to round it down. And that's for the lowest 99.8% grade of graphene, they can get up to 5 9's purity, but that sells for closer to $800k per ton. Capex per Hyperion unit is covered in 44 days of operation. The life time for a Hyperion unit is modeled out as 10 years.With a single production facility of 500 Hyperion units, which is what is planned initially, that's 12,500 tons per year. They are planning on building multiple production facilities as needed to scale up to demand over the years, with longer term plans for a facility in South Korea and in Germany.So with one facility, $200,000 * 12,500 = $2,500,000,000 profit per year. Multiply that with a P/E ratio of 40 and you get $100 billion mcap.
>>61984889>you actually buried it?Yes. During COVID. Across about 1000kmsq.
>>61984907Not to mention it's smaller than Diego Garcia and we already have a dozen bases around it that aren't isolated in hostile territory
>>61984915all it takes is a tiny trickle for Iran to blow up the captured oil and effect the price of middle eastern oil further thereby increasing the value of American oil companies such as PBR
>>61984901Just went to buy more. Got 8 as I have to support England now for my Irish son. After Ireland beat us earlier.I'm salty.
>>61984907>people are fucking retardedThis first became apparent to me in the 1990s. They're getting worse. Fucking people.
>>61984909>will make them look dumbOh no! That would be much worse than our son's coming home in coffins.
Bros I'm getting a bit tired of winning so much
>>61984638Is Scotiabank BNS.TO a good investment during times of war?
>>61984935You shorted oil?
>>61984934look dumb while losing catastrophic amounts of resources or help open the straight tough decisions
>>61984932yeah! fucking fuckers!
>>61984883THISmakes SENSEthere is no way (((they))) will let THA OSCARS be the hit because that would be friendly fire.
>>61984936Why would you consider banks during war?Defence, oil and gold.
Can't we just send climate change activist to Iran to pester them about the damage they are doing setting oil on fire?
>>61984939We can just restart north sea.Turns out our green policy shut down has left us reserves.... Imagine that.
>You shorted oil? >Why would you consider banks during war?>Defence, oil and gold.
>>61984854>50 replies, making up a quarter of all replies in thread at the time>prompt injection posted>posting immediately ceases for remainder of the thread“You” are a bot.
>>61984950Still no timestamp paki?
>>61984946We should send Greta Thunberg as our first ambassador to open peace talks I don't think westerners are prepared for the same level of violence as Iranimos
>>61984949Nothing has worked thus far but I'm sure these half measures you describe are totally effective
>Still no timestamp paki?
>>61984936A lot of Canadian mortgages are underwater, the assets are worth less than the mortgages.I'm not sure their books look great
fun chart hereoil = 10y yield = minus SPYhttps://x.com/MichaelKantro/status/2032563988765065257
>>61984943Looking at Canadian stocks.i have plenty of physical gold.Not sure about defence stocks in Canada and oil might be too late and chances are I’d buy and it would crash.
>>61984886>siljHow re you holding out lately?I'm getting heemed on minors myself
Lmao. eBay sellers are something else. Inside this monstrosity is 5 ramekins. The tape alone must have doubled the postage costs.
>>61984883It’s kind of funny how they’re limited to only cities where they have enough sanayim and leverage over the local police departments.If they tried that shit in flyover America they’d get sniffed out almost immediately by the locals.
>>61984900>how are you feeling /smg/?>The music is just about to stop.pretty goodI feel very well positioned to profit from thissold near the top, now I have a shopping list of things I want to buyand a couple small shorts on SPY QQQ and oil
>>61984968I did pretty well on Friday scalping QQQ watching /CL at the same time. Just inverse what oil futures would do and it worked most of the time.
>>61984960>Nothing has worked thus farYes. We've been watching trumps war. We know. Enjoy. (We're not coming to help)
>Won't don't need you, we're the strongest>AAAAAAAAYE PLZ HELP US NOW ;_;Always the same fucking story. Get fucked. Your walked into this trap by yourself, without telling anyone, now you deal with it alone if you're so stronk.
>>61984970I'd be researching tsx miners myself if I had access but I'm heavy risk.
>>61984973second hand hobby sellers are pretty incredible people
>>61984980
>>61984925based squirrel stacking
>>61984976What are you looking to buy and at what price?
>>61984970>Not sure about defence stocks in CanadaKraken Robotics (PNG.V)
>>61984966Fair assessment.I might even buy CU.TO think it might fair better with decent divvies
>>61984983I need some lsd to open this package.
>>61984883the iran situation is not going to just cool downeverything has changed foreveroil might come down but theres now new uncertainty thats not going away any time soon worldwide
>>61984979>(We're not coming to help)doubtful, considering the hormuz block hurts the other countries way more than it hurts the USyou kinda need to intervene far more than we do. we are energy independent. You are not.as far as I know, france is already sending a fleet of 10 ships, not sure if that includes one of their super carriers.
>>61984982Got some decent jr gold miners on the east coast>>61984990Thanks for this will check it o
>>61984951post positions, account size, net worth, and country of residence xir.
>>61984984UK ain't gettin' none of THA LOOT
>>61984984BASED FRENCHIES
>>61984994I'm not saying it ends, but rather there's a return to norm that may last for several months before things heat up again.
>>61984984I'm shorting global shipping, they'll blow up the Suez canal
>>619849831st layer has a standard plastic bag lined with some robin Christmas paper. Much tape.
>>61985000theres no return to normthe world has just woken up that israel and the us are violating the un charter and now the rest of the world needs to figure out how they are going to deal with rising aggression worldwide
>>61984995Just not going to help. Sorry.(Not sorry)
>>61984989>What are you looking to buy and at what price?index ETFs because I'm not as confident in picking stocks in a downturn, as just betting on a whole indexso mostly value indexes because I think big caps and especially big cap tech is going to get killed. But still some S&P500 because you can never just completely ignore it.and some international. mostly value for the same reason, but will still buy some broad index international.plans to buy at -5%, -10, -15 etc from here:AVUV, AVLV, and SCHB which is equivalent to VTI VOO or SPY but I like it betterand for internationalAVDV, AVIV, and VEA for the broad index. emerging markets especially china are going to get shit on.and then sell the shorts as they make more money, and transition to a long only portfolio again as we get closer to the bottomthis is assuming we are going down, which is my base case. If the market goes up from here, in other words, if this is "The bottom" right now then I lose. but I'm okay with that, since it means the economy is going to be in a lot better shape.and probably get back to picking stocks after the bottom, since I can no longer "buy the dip" using index ETFs
>>61985005I'm talking about the markets.
Time to break into the studiously taped together Felix cat food boxes. There appears to be red tissue paper, random white cardboard and brown wrapping paper inside.
>>61985014No return to norm until the pool's open
>>61985014its a race to the exits. the bear market has begun. all the big banks have to start selling into selling if markets drop just a few more percentwe are going back to liberation day lows within a few months
>>61984990This actually looks really decent.Appreciate the info anon.
>>61985008>Just not going to help. Sorry.>(Not sorry)for one thing, you're just some guy on the internet so you have no say in the matter, and for another, whatever country you live in also doesn't really have a choiceif you have a navy, you need to send it. This hurts the rest of the world more than it hurts the US. That makes me pretty concerned for the future, because it means orange man will have over confidenceand he clearly had way too much confidence after the special maduro operation went so easy. he learned the wrong lesson and got over eager. so now we have to deal with this situationWell whatever! you have to profit, or at least limit losses, no matter what happens.
>>61985014unfortunately, the world was much more stable back then. this is not the case now. clearly you can see the difference between the dubya administration and this clown show of today the rest of the world is fed up now
>>61985011Interesting.I'd be wary of doing the same since indexes take time to recover.
This is actually a tour de force of diversity packaging. Laundry capsule cardboard, red tissue paper, some weird child lock shit...Brown paper to make up the numbers.I've genuinely never seen anything like this. More tape.
if you want to be a good, positive poster here, it's simple you just have to follow the following format: 1. your country of residence 2. your net worth 3. your portfolio and positions 4. what your moves are short/long term and whyhere I'll go first1. USA2. 1.5MM3. dividend aristocrat focused, 2.8% portfolio yield 4. stacking dry powder for probable bear market ala 2022 looking for suggestions to take advantage but not into short term trading see it's not that hard
>>61984984Unfathomably based. Would be even more based with a suggestion to puting Israeli boots on the ground instead of American boots.
>>61985014Previous results are not guarantees of future success.
>>61985025>if you have a navy, you need to send it
>>61985019>No return to norm until the pool's opentrue!we have to open hormuz, or the pain won't stopunfortunately we don't really have the ability to force the ayatollah defense force to stop shooting at peopleso the only hope is off ramp, or regime changeand we WILL try regime change btw. In other words, this isn't stopping any time soon and we will try the rebellion plan. same with kurdish invasion plan.maybe in like 2-3 weeks?you'll see if we are serious about continuing the war if, after about another 2 weeks of bombing the fuck out of iran we encourage a rebellion. if you don't see that, then there's no hope of regime change, and then orange man very quickly looks for the off ramphe already is, anyway, so... yeah looks like we're going to try "ooopsie nvm haha lol.... pls stop"which is not good
>>61985046Iran is owned by Israel you fool.
>>61985029>Interesting.>I'd be wary of doing the same since indexes take time to recover.um yeah, that's a good point, but won't that be true of stocks if there is an extended bear market?unless you're just really good at picking stocks during bear markets. and I might try that here and therebut that's what the price targets are for. I have buy orders at -5%, -10, -15 and so on. Or if the prices stabilize and stop going down, but stay down, then I just keep buying the dip.What would you suggest instead? picking individual stocks?
>>61985005>the un charterKek baggies
>>61985046We're going to bomb the shit out of Iran while begging them to surrender for at least 3 weeks is my guess
>>61985046>we don't really have the ability to force the ayatollah defense force to stop shooting at peopleNo but we can shoot at the shooters (with drones of course)
>>61985046regime changed failed. the iran people are becoming more unified by the day since they all have a common interest: not getting slaughtered by bombsthere is no offramp. the rest of the world hates this, americas allies hate this. the us administration has no idea what to do and so things are going to get more weird and unhinged guaranteed
>>61985046>maybe in like 2-3 weeks?IIRC it takes 2 weeks for the naval invasion force they are mobilizing to arrive, so if this is the path then it will be 2 weeks before any ground operations start
I have freedom one ramekin from its cage of tartan and gingerbread men leftover Christmas wrapping paper. Encapsulated within a cardboard laundry powder box from smol.com which does in fact smell lovely. Only 4 more to go.
>>61984999Macron already said they’re sending ships out. Fucking retard.
>>61985054>We're going to bomb the shit out of Iran while begging them to surrender for at least 3 weeks is my guessyeah I'm thinking the rebellion thing won't happenso just another month of bombing them, and then hoping this all goes away while declaring victorywhat is clear is that we have not yet unleashed the full damage we are capable of. It's only just buildingand we will probably at least try the regime change meme.The trump team won't give up on this until they have given it a good shot. And we're nowhere close to hitting iran with what we're capable of
>>619850602500 marines v 90,000,000 religious zealots who had their homes bombed.How can I short the USMC?
this nigga buying ramekins
you are now aware that billionaires were buying and building bunkers months ago, and now many other high profile people are getting bunkers
>>61985065france has literally said they are sending nothing to the strait retard, why lie?
>>61985052I'm not experienced enough to give out solid picks. I might go into wheat if the price is right. Other than that I'm eyeing AMAT, but it's holding up really well even through the downturn. I'd buy at below 300, but preferably even lower.That said, if things get even worse in the next few weeks I might unironically go heavy into bitcoin because what the fuck else is anyone going to buy?
>>61985061>Only 4 more to goYou are making my favorite dessert creme brulee with those ramekins, right anon? RIGHT ANON?
>>61985070They spelt kaleidoscope wrong on eBay so I got them for about a fifth of what they are worth. Spelling is important.
>>61984935>he shorted OIL
>>61985067All Iran has to do is the occasional drone strike but to surrender is the fall of Persia and an insult to Islam
>>61984737until an iranian missile takes out a hundred marines and people back home chimp the fuck out
Nestled within the red as a tarts underwear paper lies another. Oddly wrapped in a single layer of bubble wrap.The first instance so far of semi professional packaging materials.
>>61985080Don't forget they got attacked during literal Ramadan. They won't forget that any time soon.
>>61985071They’re pussies.
>Any country except for US and Israel can pass through Strait of Hormuz, Iranian Foreign Minister says>1 hour agoWhy isn't it the top news? Also sounds like they're desperate to prevent a coalition.
>>61985059>regime changed failed.hasn't even been tried yet my dude. And we told the kurds and the rebels to calm down for now>the iran people are becoming more unified by the day since they all have a common interest: not getting slaughtered by bombstrue and that's a problem. it's hard to make someone like you by bombing their country, even if you explain this as "bombing the regime">there is no offrampI think both sides will seek an offramp, probably soon>the rest of the world hates thistrue, but how will that stop anything? iran continues to block oil. No one gives a fuck if america bombs some third world shithole. They only care if it hurts their economy.What are they going to do? Tell america to stop? How does that make iran stop? Tell iran to stop? How would that make america stop?tell them both to stop and play nice? not gonna happenThe whole world "hating this" doesn't really change anything>americas allies hate this.true, but again, how does that change anything? What exactly are other countries going to do about it? If they want to "do" something about it, that just means more escalation. and asking nicely for everyone to please stop and play fair won't accomplish anything.> the us administration has no idea what to do and so things are going to get more weird and unhinged guaranteedCorrect!though, same to iran. seems like they and orange man are competing for the incompetence award>>61985060>IIRC it takes 2 weeks for the naval invasion force they are mobilizing to arrive, so if this is the path then it will be 2 weeks before any ground operations startI mean regime change with a rebellion, not an invasion of 2000 marines. the MEU and delta force is for kharg, which for some reason we just barely decided to invade today or yesterday.
>>61985071You don't buy a bunker if you think there will be nuclear war, you buy one to ride out the shitstorm of economic chaos and anger at the wealthy
>>61985090FM doesn't decide anything. He's been talking out of his ass since this started.
>>61984737if this fails they could always quick save before they invade it's literally that easyliterally
>>61984854im buying UCO and XOM while splurging on puts for AAPL, NVDA, and other shitcoin trash stocks
>>61985090Is that a real statement or is it some brown clown on twitter making shit up for likes and retweets?
>>61985074>I'm not experienced enough to give out solid picks. I might go into wheat if the price is right.I seethe time to buy wheat was like a month ago at least in my opinion>Other than that I'm eyeing AMAT, but it's holding up really well even through the downturn. I'd buy at below 300, but preferably even lower.interesting. that's just an AI company right? so you're mostly betting the ai feeder companies still make money from the ai companies doing capex.>go heavy into bitcoin because what the fuck else is anyone going to buy?yeah bitcoin could be interesting. I'm looking at that as well. kinda nice since it already crashed, but it could easily just crash harder still so I'm staying out.
>>61985090>Any country except for US and Israelincorrectits anyone but those countries AND their allies>>61985093the only solution is for the administration to back down on the war, and nobody in the administration is willing to take that Lso economic catastrophe and shifting of global alliances is what is currently being chosen
>>61984870never hold cash in a kiked economy. at least dump it into SGOV for your $600 monthly interest dividend
>>He shorted oil
>>61985105>never hold cash in a kiked economy>give all of your money to kikes insteadyeah no
>>61985105Its in SGOV. I consider that a cash and cash accessory
>>61985071thats been going on for the past 3 years.ive been watching them sinec before covid. kikes plan ahead
>>61985093>the MEU and delta force is for kharg, which for some reason we just barely decided to invade today or yesterday.How are you going to get through a minefield in hormuz?
>>61985107who do you think is using it for free right now while it sits in the bank
>>61985116your definition of cash and mine arent the sameif the kikes have all your money instead of you, physically, then the kikes have all of your money yes
>>61985103AMAT is superconductors, which I'm bullish on even if AI lose half their marketcap.
>>61985120based physical cash enjoyer
>>61985043>that one guy on 4chins who thinks he speaks for his country
>>61985120Grow up you daft wee storm front refugee.
>>61985139You see our carriers off Iran?
>>61985120Treasuries and the dollar are backstopped by the same government. If treasuries aren't safe then neither is your paper money.
another /smg/ ruined by faggot coward marxists and muslims, sitting in their comfy chairs while the adults do what needs to be done. you still won't post your country, net worth, and positions because you're all larping fags. money losers. false god worshippers. pretend armchair generals. /gif/ tabs open. no children. no hope.
>>61985140NIGGA BEa daft and a weestome frontrefuGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61985143I think we will see many carriers for various countries helping or they will be wiped out from economic devestation yes
>>61985148Ah yes, threatening us with financial ruin again.....This is how you got here.Learn.
>>61985152If your country can't sustain high oil prices and you do nothing to help yourself that is on your country. Cry about us all you want you lose
>>61985113>>the MEU and delta force is for kharg, which for some reason we just barely decided to invade today or yesterday.>How are you going to get through a minefield in hormuz?delta force is currently stationed in kuwait, which they were sent to directly after the special maduro operationbut yes, that is the problem with the MEU. how will it cross hormuz, to sail all the way to kharg?perhaps in the 10-14 days it will take to cross the indian ocean to get to the persian gulf, the us navy will have more control over the area and american warships will attempt crossing hormuz, but right now? yeah looking pretty diceyand as it sails up the persian gulf it will get shot at 100 times. kharg is on the other end of the gulf from the entranceand I really don't think delta can capture the island on their own. So what is the MEU gonna do?Yeah it's an aircraft carrier with 20 F35s on board, so it can sort of so aircraft carrier things. but I'm not sure what the marines will be doing
Third one is wrapped in reindeer Xmas paper, with a white tissue paper inner. All wrapped in another fine smelling laundry powder box.
>>61985144this is why you hold physical assets and the ability to physically defend them
>>61985157>If your country can't sustain high oil prices and you do nothing to help yourself that is on your country. Cry about us all you want you losethishigh oil prices hurt the american allies more than they hurt americaso they are kind of in a suicide pact with us, on this one. whether they like or not
>>619851461.India2.-20.000 Rupees3. No folio, no positions4. Shilling in /smg/ because thats how i earn moneyHappy now?
>>61985157>nothing to help yourselfI already told you. We reopen north sea platforms currently idle for green reasons. Enjoy watching your men come home in coffins. It didn't have to be this way but in the words of your people....You lost tranny.You voted for this.
>>61985146relahh bluhd
>>61985174Only one american dies for every 10k iranians killed.It's extremely profitable for Raytheon technologies
5 tiny ramekins.
>no anti gravity tech deployed yet>no interdimensional technology deployed yet What kind of "modern" warfare is this? I want my money back, Activision really dropped the ball here with this installment.
Kurwa
>>619851461. Canada2. ~125k3. Long NA oil stocks4. Global economy is getting fucked, people will crowd into oil equities as a safe haven even if the long term prospects are only moderately improved
Reddit expects OIL to dump to 40 dollars any time now because they love the orange cheeto and think he's doing an amazing job. They also think Iran made a big mistake attacking all the good goyim in the middle east and hitting oil infrastructure.Apparently Iran closing the Strait is extremely bad for Iran and extremely good for the american empire, which means oil will actually not go up at all right?Should we short oil because america is clearly winning?
>>61985179Raytheon is part of RTX. I'm long RTX. I'm expecting profits.
>>61985079No I went balls deep on XOM before the Iran strike which has been cucking me out of oil gains, but JPM just recommended clients to go long on oil majors and short everything else so I am feeling a bit better about my positions
>>61985196Yes, go all in shorting oil, maximum leverage, right now
>>61985194>Global economy is getting fucked, people will crowd into oil equities as a safe havenNo they won't. Iran attacked the GCC and therefore drove them into the arms of the jews of israel according to reddit. They are flying Israeli flags in Dubai right now, they love jews. Oil is dumping by next week.
>>61985196Reddit think girls have willys.Why are you listening to them?
>>61985196Boy am I glad I'm long on oil.
>>61985174I lost what? America profits from high oil. It's not ideal. Other countries stand to be completely ruined from this. If you do nothing to help yourself you lose. Half measures currently are a massive failure.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, is this thing from Bank of America bad
>>61985146>no children. no hope.true!however you don't have any children either.LLMs can't have children.
>>61985213>America profits from high oilExxon profits from high oil. America profits from the taxes paid by Exxon, except they don't need to pay taxes etc, american companies barely pay taxes.
>>61985215zoom out
SARRRRR DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS SAR I AM LONGING THE TOP BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODE FUCK YOUR BLOODY MOTHER BASTARD SHIVA DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS I AM LONGING OILS SARRRRR
>>61985080Anon the Shia existing is an insult to Islam If they fall 90% of the Islamic world will throw a party
>>61985213Enjoy your earthquakes and petroleum tap water from fracking while the coffins roll home stacked in transit vans. I'm sure the few quid you make will be worth it. (You might even pay 0.1% of your debt)
>>61985174>I already told you. We reopen north sea platforms currently idle for green reasons.Scotland literally just said they were declaring independence you fucking retard.It's over and I hope you starve for constantly shitting up this general while owning zero equities.
>Boy am I glad I'm longing oil.
>>61985215What did 08 look like?
>>61985231Still no timestamp? Paki.
>>61985213Discordfags seething endlessly spam /biz/ because it's /pol/2 or something, not realizing we have their IPs.
>>61985237Doesn't that mean that Scotland can join the EU?
>>61985196wait a secif iran allows oil tankers through... doesn't that mean hormuz is not closed?that kinda fucks up their whole strategy doesn't it? oil is a fungible commodity so it doesn't really matter who it's going to as long as it goes to someone.the price of oil will go downiran just keeps doing shit that helps america. are these people retarded?
>>61985235buddy this isn't reddit.these threads are full of schizos who actually read up on this stuff because they have no gf.if you want to support your position, post real arguments and things you actually believe.
>55 postsHoly fuck can we get total tranny death already.
>>61985231
>>61985243The war with Iran is causing 99.9% of the marker action it's quite literally the only relevant biz topic unfortunately. I prefer to remove politics from my biz whenever possible. Not possible rn
>Still no timestamp? Paki.
>>61985237>Scotland literally just said they were declaring independence you fucking retard.Did we? I seem to remember we had a vote and we said no. I voted no. There won't be another referendum in my lifetime.But hey... Tell me more about my country. Retard.
>>61985249K
>>61985247Schrodnigger's PoolHaven't you read Tocqueville?
>>61985120you keep 200k worth of cash physically in your home? oh right youre a poorfag. yes its easy to be all in physical cash when your net worth is $47
>>61985241>What did 08 look like?08 was scary. I had 3 kids and it looked like the cash machines would run out of money in days.The imf stepped in eventually but not before I put 3 months of food for 5 in my loft.
>>61985237>Scotland literally just said they were declaring independenceNo they haven't you brain dead yank. Get a fucking clue
>>61985251id eat that not even capping bruh
>>61984748Yes, Monday, stay tuned for shorters and unsuspecting redditors jumping off thier local bridges to thier deaths(which will be celebrated).
>>61985237You’re listening to putinist Scottish retards. Shut up faggot!
>>61985231This week major industrial economies will have fuel shortages
>>61985247SARRRRRRRR YOU ARE STUPID MOTHERFUCK BENCHODE OILS GO TO 9000 LAKHS 18:00 NEW DELHI BASTARD YOU ARE PAKISTAN BASTARD BENCHODE I WILL KILL YOU Baseball ONLY OILS MOONINGS HONORABLE MR KHAMEINI FEEDING WILLAGE SIR
>>61985268>putinist Scottish retardsI was gonna say what does that even mean but reading it again I can kinda get the picture I guess
>>61985268These are the people I make money off. It's good to know they're in the market.
>>61985279There's an idiot Russia shill from paisley that these soft headed sorts flock to online.I've been to his house once to try and batter him but he doesn't live there anymore.
>>61985120If I do business with the kikes and we both profit, then does that make (You) a nigger? Since we are doing if/thens...
Still burning btw. That smoke is my gains.
>Still burning btw. That smoke is my gains.
>>61985299
>>61985299A fiery but mostly peaceful pool
>>61985299This particular sour crude blend was already trading at a $40/barrel premium to brentI expect other sours to moon disproportionately to the price of oil
>A fiery but mostly peaceful pool
>>61985243>not realizing we have their IPs.Who is "we"?
>This particular sour crude blend was already trading at a $40/barrel premium to brent>I expect other sours to moon disproportionately to the price of oil
>>61985259>you keep 200k worth of cash physically in your home? he doesn't know
is sk hynix a buy?
>>61985194thanks anon. positivity is spreading
>>61985325Gold is better. If your house burns down it's still there under the rubble.
>Gold is better. If your house burns down it's still there under the rubble.
>>61985243>not realizingwe realize
>>619851941. Scotland 2.£320kish3. Long RTX, BAE, AMD, XAG, XAU, 3X WTI and about to enter AEP. (Palm oil)4. Defence, oil, metals as a ww3 play, AMD very long term. XAG and XAU for shtf. AEP is a drunken addition for a years gains. I've got physical silver literally buried. A house full of art and antiques and I'm a champion weed grower if things get bad. I'm also hard as fuck so I'll be keeping every crumb of it.
>>61985179That’s not true at all, it’s closer to 1:1 when you average it out. Iran is the military superpower of the Middle East. They probably have their version of the manhattan project going on right now.>>61985326Hard to say, SK is having oil shortages that is heavily effecting petrochemical, China supplies the wafers too.
>>61985342It's not gain until it's realized
