commodities are not stocks edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/ >>61984638
NIGGER
1st for spamming tourist suicide
> futures
>bought Hgraf at the tippy topare the Redditors right saying there’s going to be a short squeeze on Monday or is it just copium
>>61985530This off topic futures spamming has to stop. Just videos without context. Spamming.
>>61985532>are the Redditors rightDo girls have penises?Reddit thinks they do.
First for the Oils SARRRRBest inwestment at Wery Low Price! Long top now at $97/bbl Market opening at 18:00 New Delhi Time will be a blood bath for shorts... Honorable Mr. Khameini will feed willage BAISAAAAB
>>61985534go back
>>61985532Short squeeze
>>61985532Outstanding February shorts are being forced to cover eod Monday. Either way this stock is fine as a looong hold.
>>61985534>(You)
>>61985525>commodities are not stocks editionSo you can't discuss the impact on commodity prices on the values of commodity producing equities?
>>61985534you must be lost
Stock market reaction upon confirmation of death?
>>61985525Thank you for the reminder. Buy USO and SLV.
>>61985555checkeddeath confirmed
>>61985555I'm not sure it would affect much
>futures
>>61985555Checked and please God it would be so funny pilled.
>>61985549That's fine I'd argue outright shilling commodity futures in these threads is spam flooding
>>61985564>That's fine I'd argue outright shilling commodity futures in these threads is spam floodingWhat about posting Indian oil memes 30 times per thread
You aren’t a panican, are you /smg/?
>>61985556>Thank you for the reminder. Buy USO and SLV.Yes SAR buy the top SAR
>>61985541I'm merely pointing out the hypocrisy of certain whining posters complaining about what and when posters can post things.Your reaction makes my point.
>>61985534it's the culture of the general. fuck off
>>61985567
>REMINDER: YOU ARE POSTING ON AN AMERICAN WEBSITEREMINDER: IN AMERICA, PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO SAY/DISCUSS THINGS YOU DONT LIKE>REMINDER: IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ABOVE, YOU ARE A COWARD AND ENEMY OF THE REVOLUTION, A SICKENING SLIM EATING SEA CUCUMBER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MARIANAS TRENCH IS ABOVE YOU IN THE GREAT CHAIN OF BEINGREMINDER: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER! - GW
>MUpumpo or dumpo after earnings?
>>61985528THISETFSARE TRADEDON THASTOCK MARKETEXCHANGETRADEDFUNDSNIGGERBOILKOLDUNGUNLUCOSCOUSOUSLNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER IGGER IGGERNATGAS& OIL
Oil.
>>61985580I refer the gentleman to my previous answer. >>61985570Fuck you.
>>61985568No I'm a smiggerBut I do have lots of tasty cashish ready to deploy in a week or 2 when Iran capitulates.I maded this for you guys :3
>>61985587Take a break Lil nigga. Go enjoy the weekend or something. Nothing is happening. Monday will be flat as a loli
>>61985586SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIITTT B GITTIN'REEEEEEEEEEEEAL& THEY GONEKEEP IT DAT WAY(REAL, IT GONE STAY IT)
>>61985592very nice work anon
>>61985600Thanks :3Have another on the house since you were so very polite.
>>61985592>when Iran capitulates.Is this your first religious war?
>>61985592I H8 GAYEYEbut that's breddy gud!
>>61985593>Monday will be flat as a loliScreencapped.
>>61985536The hot ones do I seen it on the webHaha remember being 12 and kids at school showing off dog porn
>>61985616Gayeye is only as good as you make it friendo, I think it can produce some good pieces almost effortlessly such as this financially speaking of course. This is why ADBE is fucked long term even though right now they are doing the best they've ever been.
Is FEMY a good playFeeling lucky may dump a $1k
>>61985621When I was 12 porn was found in hedges about once a year.
>>61985622Oh, don't get me wrong, it can make "really good stuff". I h8 it for spiritual reasons! But, i've seen yours around and legit appreciate/enjoy them apart from my h8 for THA BEAST!
>>61985556>Thank you for the reminder. Buy USO and SLV.people still buying silver? woah
>>61985623Run by a woman. Sticks stuff up women. In this retarded market it's probably a winner.
Phew, sell your oil
>>61985628bump
>>61985634I understand the sentiment bud, it will make redundant many of us and further concentrate power, wealth and the ability to construct narratives in the hands of a few of (them).All we mere mortals can do is invest in the few public companies that have a future stake in this techno feudalism future we will inherit.And make some fun frog frens along the way :3
>>61985642NOOOOOOOOOO SARRRRRR DO NOT REDEEM THE OILS, BLOODY BASTARD BE CHODE PAKISTAN REDEEM OILS SARRRR FUCK YOUR MOTHER
>>61985642Who's going first?
just yolo the strait have some guts nigga
>>61985651Straits open. (Disclaimer)
>>61985592Goygpt is making apu's now? What's the prompt?
>>61985644On the bright side, it will REKT women first, so PUSSY INFLATION will be coming down!https://futurism.com/ai-labor-gender-equity
>>61985642That's not the full story lmao. They're free to pass if they pay for oil in yuan rather than USD. So Iran is basically trolling
BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODEEE YOU ARE SAYING TO LONG THE OILS STRAIT IS OPEN SAR, YOU ARE BLOODY BASTARD SHIVA STRIKE YOUR WHORE MOTHER DOWN SAR, MY OIL LONGS SARRRRR
>>61985656you don't ask a woman her age or an artist their prompts.
>>61985642>Everyone except you and you can come to my birthday party because you guys were mean to me
welcome back to /chair/--comfy happening in iran general, oops i mean /smg/. grab a cup of Turkish coffee, relax, smoke hookah, and put on your "America is losing" simulator goggles.
i cant wait until 0 countries send any ships to the strait, including israel
>>61985665seething yank
>>61985643It's never been more important to be able to correctly time the market than right now
less hormuz more george
ive wanted nothing hormel chili since this shit started
>>61985656Upload two files, an image of the frog you would like and the image you are inserting the frog into.For artistic styles, say in the style of Rembrandt or by Salvador Dali.Then give more descriptions, such as lasers out of the Bog's eyes.
>>61985674I'm not asking that, I am asking if it has historically worked for people
It's crazy how I've been seeing people predicting the bubble would pop in just two weeks even back before the Nvideo stock split.
>>61985665
>>61985672>YankHello, Achmed of Yorkshire.
>>61985660>Iran is basically trollingI'm glad someone else recognises this. It panders perfectly into trumps psyche.They are inviting him in for a war. He's taken the bait.
Hello, Good Morning bloody bastard Honorable Mr. Khameini sir.... Close straight at once or you will face wrath of Shiva bloody bastard benchode you are messing with BHARAT... OILS WILL GO TO 9000 LAKHS BASTARD BENCHOOOOOODE
>2 bind dudes in glasses>2 are obese>1 is a womanYears of recruiting on /k/ and this is the best they could find
April will probably be the biggest pump that has ever happened in our lifetimes. Everything is alinged favorably:- Inflation in the US is good- job market is a bit beat up, which is good for stocks because it means rate cuts likelihood increases- Trump pressuring Bessent, Bessent pressuring Jerome. The entire Trump admin pressuring FED to cut. He will get this cut. - Iran war ending. Iran can't fight on for like two more months if they'll lose Kharg Island within one month. It is 90% of their foreign revenue. And with dramatically less minelayers and drones, the Hormuz threat will also be castrated. The war almost certainly ends by April- unless China attacks Taiwan, this means there's basically no other destabilizing force that could piss on our parade. Investors, traders, quants, hedgies, and analysts will all see that macro-setup -- that there's literally nothing particularly bad holding back a rally -- so by end April they'll buy, buy for their lives.
>>61985655Why aren't we shooting the shooters (And killing their families in the rubble)? Didn't you niggas listen to RAEKWON THE CHEF back in the day? >Got guns >Got guns too>What up son>Do you wanna battle for cash>And see who sons who?
>>61985690>this is the best they could findThat's a pretty fair cross section of Americas best tbqhwy.
>>61985696This except Iran land invasion will begin but it will be bullish so it's fine
>>61985696Couldn't agree more. April for the win.
>>61985690the military became a welfare program about 60 years ago.
>>61985662Kek sorry I had to, she was a walled roastie!>>61985679Thanks anon, Im going to shit up this general with so much ai slop janny is going to have to take action
oilbros....
>>61985699>back in the day?Back in the day, niggers kept their mumble rap to themselves. Back in the day they tempted us with NWA rebellion but we were British so we invented rave instead.
>>61985699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmxC7AFYNs
>>61985696I'm stupid, I forgot to add the biggest point:- we need to make up for more than half a year of crab market.
>>61985696I wish it were true. I'm long everything. But I know I dun fucked up when cope like this gets posted.
>>61985709>Zerohedge
>>61985709SARRRRRRR FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD DO NOT FUDDING THE OILS YOU BASTARD WHORE MOTHER ALL MY LAKHS ARE IN THE OILS SAR I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BENCHODE SARRRRRRRR
>>61985696>Iran war ending>April
>>61985715bill KOSPI is another big red flag
>>61985696>Investors, traders, quants, hedgies, and analysts will all see that macro-setupThat's a nice write up and all, but I have other plans...
>>61985709Given that they are attacking gulf oil infrastructure I think that means they're including the GCC in that, which would mean the pool is still closed
>>61985714if you look back we basically never drop below 100 dma. its virtually impossible to hold this market down, which does concern me because that means they'll try to force it down somehow. wouldn't be surprised to see a new mystery virus soon
lets see paul allens portfolio
>>61985725>Given that they are attacking gulf oil infrastructure I think that means they're including the GCC in that, which would mean the pool is still closed
>>61985728
Oil
>>61985709please delete this post. can we please not do this. not after I boughtededed?
>>61985699Man, this put me somewhere I need 2 be, bringin' back dat SPIRIT OF SHAOLIN from within. I need to put on WUTANG when i'm tryin' to EXERCISE.
Sirs... Oils are going down... I will need to sell my TESLA BLOODY BASTARD FUCK YOU!!!!?
>>61985711>NWA rebellionObvious subversion propaganda >so we invented rave insteadFair enough. I really like European house music, especially 90s house. I also really like the old band funk band HEATWAVE. And some anon posted a BBC trading documentary with music from 10CC. Im into some British stuff, just not the pound fifty mushy peas at the football stadium or the potato and beans food trucks or the not brushing your teeth stuff. Being a trader in London in the 80s seems pretty comfy though. Same with being a trader in Chicago in the 80s. Seems like a lot more fun to start your day with a coffee, cigarette, line of cocaine, and then yelling in the pits for 6 hours.
>>61985730My god... 30% of his holdings are SNDK with a $30 average
>>61985741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUPQQZGLCvwliquid swords, fishscale, supreme clientele, bobby digital
>>61985709Umm, EWY sisters?
>>61985642so:>the strait is open>the strait is in a quantum state, switching off the radars makes the oil tankers quantum leap through>mines that may or may not exist are deployed to indiscriminately blow up anything that goes through, negating the quantum leap with quantum mines>therefore strait is closed because of the quantum mines>but the ships can go through if the oil shipment was bought in yuan>but there is no fleet to check if the oil was bought with yuans>the quantum mines would still blow up regardless of what currency was used to purchase the oil>the war was over very soon>but is far from over>0 military capabilities in irans side>but 5 tanker planes got destroyed and 4 digits of marines were deployed>to raid a 90 million people country with the surface of 3 times spain with a fucked up orography and 2 km tall mountainsso oil to infinity?
>>61985739>Zerohedge
>>61985712wowshe's cute. very fuckablerapeable, evennice
>>61985755>supreme clienteleThe connoisseur's choice. For me it's the Bulletproof Wallets era Ghostface wearing the golden eagle arm gauntlet. takes me back to a happy time of playing PS2 in my basement with my childhood frens
>>61985696Beware the ides of March bro
>>6198574490s Britain was great. Fucking women on the bonnet of your xr3i wasn't as good as the 80s yuppies had it. (They fucked on porsches)But the women were easier and the music was better.
>>61985779How they are a bunch of boomers on pensions brining brownies in fucking up the economy. How is life Muhammad?
>>61985777This Smigger gets it, that's why kek blessed him with trips.I think this week may see the lows of the conflict, if even just China gets some tankers through the strait then the market will rebound.
>>61985736Funny because the boomers are the most ignorant. I manage a bunch of boomers and Gen X, they think Iran is defeated and that oil is flowing lol. Think trump already destroyed Iran and that it’s a nothing burger. Of course they know nothing about the US economic fundamentals being shit about to cause another recession/depression.
>>61985696This but first oil to 120 and spy to 600
>>61985777Isn't the middle of march when the covid rug happened too?
>>61985696Ok kike, I will in fact buy more oil and leverage AI shorts harder.
Perhaps the foreign minister >>61985709 made a rogue comment that didn't go through the ayatollah, but the new ayatollah still has to let this now stand as policy, because otherwise it looks like he doesn't have control over his own government/cabinet, which sounds extremely dangerous in a unstable situation for Iran right now.
>>61985794>This but first oil to 120 and spy to 600
>>61985791How did a thirdie jam boy like you get a job managing boomer money? Sounds like typical thirdie fiction to hide the fact that Cuba is about to fall and Iran is literally on its death bed. Keep crying though Rajnesh.
China will lead the world.
>>61985806Yes thank you for repeating me louder for those in the back
oil dumping big time, seems the US hit a high value target
>>61985807Never said I manage boomer money, just boomer workers that have real estate and are topping off their 401ks before they retire.
>>61985784Life isn't how you think it is kiddo. Turn off your phone and go outside you spacker. You might even have sex or something.
>>61985805How is that comment different from what they've said before? They've always been letting Chinese and Russian ships through. I guess now they're also letting Indian ships through, that's about it.
oil just topped rip
>>61985819Because previously it sounded like >Pools closed but we will make an exception if you negotiate with us or if you are a pre-existing allyNow it sounds like>Everyone besides actual hostile parties or their close associates may leave
>>61985774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Ughaa3-Vskillah bees
>>61985824>>61985819Anyone dealing in petrodollars basically, they are pushing a barricade right now that China and Iran are enemies. What a bunch of retards, China wants oil to be traded in yuan.
>>61985791Your anecdotal anonymous diatribe doesn't match my experience of being genx. Watching my zoomer children fumble their way through life largely mirrors your opinions though. You're wrong. You won't realise it until your older and you'll deny it now but I'm telling you.You're wrong.Just like we all were, forever.There's nothing new here kiddo. We've been doing this same debate for thousands of years. (Recorded)The young are always wrong.
Not sure how this affects the price of oil, but it seems like more chips are falling in the russian and chinese proxy group. So america is winningNot good for iran, probably.Breaking:the cubans are chimping out and protest-rioting in the capitalthe cuban govt, fearing another special maduro operation, is signaling they want outGood night my sweet prince. Looks like cuba won't need an aircraft carrier to convince themTrump has stated "maybe they will have a friendly takeover, or maybe it won't be so friendly"
>>61985821>oil just toppedAgain?
>>61985787>I think this week may see the lows of the conflict, if even just China gets some tankers through the strait then the market will rebound.true!if iran actually does allow some tankers through, then oil price goes down
>>61985812>>61985821The market is closed actually
>>61985824>Because previously it sounded like>>Pools closed but we will make an exception if you negotiate with us or if you are a pre-existing ally>Now it sounds like>>Everyone besides actual hostile parties or their close associates may leave>pool is closed, but you are allowed to leavegood for oil prices going down methinks
>>61985755CAUGHT THATon tha BANTPRECIATE U
>>61985555The digits confim
>>61985832Oh. That's great then. I'm sure there won't be any ramifications or repurcussions from these historical and strategic geopolitical changes made by force in record time.No siree. Everything is just going to be grand.....
>>61985525>commodities are not stocks edition>>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>>Latest developments in Iran war>https://iran.liveuamap.com/It's amazing how you faggot retards can contradict yourselves almost instantlyis this the power of being a tranny janny russian shill
Mr Fertilizersisters, I don't feel so good
>META planning to layoff 20% of its workforcesucks for them, but good for my position. $800 inc
You know what I smell? Uncertainty.
SAAARRRRR NOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD OILS ARE NOT TOPPING SAR MY $114/BBL 9000 LAKH LONGS WILL MOON AT MARKET OPEN 18:00 NEW DELHI TIME FUCK YOU SARRRRRRR FUCK YOU PAKISTAN
>>61985849The world needs fertiliser as much as your mum needs cock.You'll be fine.
https://x.com/silvertrade/status/2032585243245400155>BREAKING: HOUTHIS SAY “WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT” TO CLOSE BAB-EL-MANDEB STRAIT IN RED SEA>Hope you weren’t short oil going into the weekend…aww, damn. welp there goes the east-west pipeline then huh? looks like the backdoor entrance has been closed.Not good!if houthis actually do this, then oil prices go up again.or maybe the tankers will need to go the LONG way around, through suez and all around africa, to get to asia and india. what a fucking jokethough europe's supplies won't really be interrupted by this
>>61985836>he doesn't know
>>61985836thats not how that worksthe market is 24/7 maybe what youre in isnt open but that just means youre trapped while the real market dumps
>>61985831Your kids are fucked up because they are lazy, sheltered, and retarded like you. There are kids out here making it big, having families, buying houses, and managing good investments.>>61985849That was a dumb play IMO, NatGas isn’t specialized enough. You have specific grades of crude, facilities than can refine them, and shipping lanes that transport it.>>61985854> You know what I smell? Uncertainty.That’s just your moms yeast infection.
>>61985861>or maybe the tankers will need to go the LONG way around, through suez and all around africa, to get to asia and india. what a fucking joke>though europe's supplies won't really be interrupted by thisYeah when the houthis are up to their antics and if fuel is cheap most opt to go around south africaI'm not sure about if fuel is expensive though
>>61985861nah oil just dumped 2%, its over, the war has been won, mission accomplished donny is the best prez ever
>>61985846>Oh. That's great then. I'm sure there won't be any ramifications or repurcussions from these historical and strategic geopolitical changes made by force in record time.there will definitely be ramificationsamerica is winning, chinese and russian proxies losingseems like iran is the only real point of resistance herewhat does america learn here? just go after everyone else. then maybe circle back to iran later. hopefully they don't do that last part>No siree.>Everything is just going to be grand.....you're right in that this will cause significant problems. everyone loses, but america loses less. that has been the game plan for a while now. essentially the breakdown of global free trade, and return to trade empires. america has the biggest navy, so we will have the biggest trade empire. everyone else will either join us, or be locked out of any trade unless they can defend it with their own navy.
>>61985861I bet America wished they hadn't destroyed the British empire now. We ruled these waves. Now America can't even sail them.
>>61985866>nah oil just dumped 2%, its over, the war has been won, mission accomplished donny is the best prez everoil dumped a whole TWO PERCENT?damn brotha, I was worried for a second there. Looks like the job's done boys! clock out and go home
>>61985875more like 3% now
>>61985864>Your kids are fucked up because they are lazy, sheltered, and retarded like you. There are kids out here making it big, having families, buying houses, and managing good investments.My children are doing fine. One has a master's degree, one is getting one, one is on Erasmus in Spain and one is doing great with her spelling. Their understanding of the world is retarded though. Just like all young people. Just as I was at their age. Just as you are now. Retard.
>oil dumped a whole TWO PERCENT?damn brotha, I was worried for a second there. Looks like the job's done boys! clock out and go home
>>61985876>more like 3% nowwe just one 1.5 wars already? holy shit, if it dumps 4% then we won 2 wars in one day?wait cuba is falling, so yeah actually kekif it dumps to 6% then I'll have to wonder which third war we magically won overnight
>>61985869>return to trade empires. america has the biggest navy, so we will have the biggest trade empire. everyone else will either join us, or be locked out of any trade unless they can defend it with their own navy.You might want to check how that worked out for us. (UK)We did it better for longer. You've got about 10 years before china usurps you. Good luck.
>>61985871yes gramps i'm sure you were a badass in 1742 but it's time for your nap. Sukdeep is here to change your diaper
>>61985880look saar im just trying to tell you its over ok saar you could at least be a little bit thankful saar
The market is closed on the weekends. There is no price action. Weekend markets are a myth and aren't real. Its that simple.
>>61985884Have you passed on your genes yet?No. There's only one game that matters and it isn't money kiddo.
SARRRRRRR OILS ARE NOT DUMPING SAR BLOODY BASTARD FUCK YOUR WHORE MOTHER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BASTARD
>>61985871You ruled the brownies, and now they have taken over your country, congrats.
>caring about price action on a shitcoin casino exchange
>>61985893I don't like women so much it's unreal
okay can someone explain the bot with the Indian accent taking about oil. what is the psyop there?
>>caring about price action on a shitcoin casino exchange
>>61985883>You might want to check how that worked out for us. (UK)you took over the world and became the largest empire the world has ever seen, the first truly global empire, which is especially impressive because britain is a small island nation>We did it better for longer.Okay?>You've got about 10 years before china usurps you.>Good luck.Not sure how china could possibly win, considering they are deeply dependent on the outside world food, water, and energy. not to mention trade, but the basic survival necessities are also really in questionthey are just communist parasites which only continue to exist because we have decided not to pressure them. If we want to, they are doomed.The only reason china is still around is because of free trade, and because we built them. They are parasites and thieves. If we blow up global free trade and start attacking their merchant fleet, or just bribing pirate to do it for us, then they are dead. They literally only exist because we allow them to.
>>61985892A synthetic trade on oil using hyperliquid pays the same green as a real trade my smiggaIts all fake anyway who gives a shit what the underlying asset is that we speculators speculate upon?
>>61985901Enjoy dying hugging your anime pillow alone. I'll have a plethora of hand holding support.
can you even call yourself a real oil trader if you dont take physical deliveryyou are just playing casino garbage on a screen if you dont
Good morning. Oils are mooning sirs... Do not believe the fuddings... Please use your Lakhs to purchase additional Oils on Nifty 50... Thank you sir.
>>61985886>look saar im just trying to tell you its over ok saar you could at least be a little bit thankful saarI am thankful saar>>61985902>okay can someone explain the bot with the Indian accent taking about oil. what is the psyop there?he is making fun of the muslim oil fags claiming to be long oil and rooting for oil to hit 250 a barrel
>>61985895Lmao. My country is 95% white. America is 55% brown. Your tired old /pol/ tropes don't work here.
>>61985908this but for stocks
>>61985902It started a few days ago. I suspect it is Barron trump trying to keep price down so his dad doesn't look stupid.A valiant effort but ultimately failed.
>>61985907Congrats on being a faggy wife guy that's dependent on women. I'll go out in blaze of glory.
>>61985911actually seems like a bot found a creative way to shill oil. humorous image, oil must be going up, better buy it. there's going to be a huge rug pull soon.
>>61985914stocks arent real in the first place
>>61985915This seems like the most likely explanation
wtf I'm going to owe $2500 in taxeseven though I didn't have any capital gains last year
anyone else think by next week the war is over or at the least the strait will be open
>>61985642>the strait isn't closed>it's only closed to our enemies and their alliesThe strait is closed. The Gulf is now a Chinese lake.
>>61985935two more weeks
>>61985935I think it could happen if the GGC breaks with the US and comes to a deal with Iran independently
>>61985941here's an idea, you give the iranian government money for safe passage.
>>61985935>anyone else think by next week the war is over or at the least the strait will be openlooks like the diplomacy nerds in the iran govt are looking to smooth things over with iran trade partners at least, while keeping hormuz closed for team americabut the hardliners still want bloodbut now khameni jr is in charge, so there could be unified govt againand we have not yet seen the wackos counter signal the iran foreign ministry's attempts at diplomacy and making nice.So... yeah looks like the pool is only half closedwhich means oil price goes downand both orange man and the sand people are looking for off ramps, at least partial off rampsin half a week, war is half way done, and in merely half a Two More Weeks (meaning 1 week) or even at the very latest a full Two More Weeks, war is basically doneand holy shit markets are forward looking. So I better load up on my oil shorts ASAPif they get even a sniff of this, oil price goes downoh, that's why oil price is already down. all the happy talk from iran, which was not instantly shot down by the hardliners.
>>61985948Iran was just talking about bombing the alternative trade route, and bombed a UAE oil tank yesterday, what the hell are you talking about. You need to shift through the shit they are feeding you and look at the facts retard. That’s why you’ll never make it.
look its over oil will drop 50% sunday nightjust a little weekend mission to fix it all ez
the strait is open we did it reddit
>>61985955>Iran was just talking about bombing the alternative trade route, and bombed a UAE oil tank yesterday, what the hell are you talking about. You need to shift through the shit they are feeding you and look at the facts retard. That’s why you’ll never make it.iran is allowing some oil throughoil is a fungible commoditythis means the price of oil goes downlooks like iran is looking for an off ramp. and we know orange is looking for an off ramp too>>61985959>the strait is open we did it redditonly for pajeets and chinkbuxxStill a SHOCKING lack of freedom in the persian gulf these days. methinks the only way to solve the problem is with nation building by bombing them into the stone age. To make the world safe for democracy. And freedomyeah this war is already over. lolprice of oil goes down then. should have loaded up on more shorts
>>61985901KEEKXXBASED
Oil baggies about to invest in an exit bag after this one
>>61985968iran isnt trying to crash the whole world so pretty sure its priced in they would work with countries friendly to them
>>61985968> should have loaded up on more shortsCan’t tell if you are a kike or trolling.
OIL BAGGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
jeet spammer pls
Th 'jeet spammer' is actually the shartynigger who 'loaded up on shorts' on Friday.But shartyniggers don't have money, they're all retarded zoomer trannies. So it's just one pointless shitposter.Anyway this is a strange place for him to take residence.
>>61985807why do you talk like this. Go for a walk dude
>>61985989>The 'jeet spammer' is actually the shartynigger who 'loaded up on shorts' on Friday.>But shartyniggers don't have money, they're all retarded zoomer trannies. So it's just one pointless shitposter.>Anyway this is a strange place for him to take residence
shartynigga pls...
>>61985791>Of course they know nothing about the US economic fundamentals being shit about to cause another recession/depressionYou all in on puts yet? If not, I will have a wide assortment for sale this week. You need to hit the ask though.
i wonder if there is still a biz over on shitty. Remember when we all went there last april? good times.
>>61985857>your mumme mum?
>>61986005I did not go there because I am not a cuck. I also don't know what sharty is and I refuse to learn.
oil sharted
scott bussy just started shorting oil
>>61986023This is anti-me and a hate crime
>>61986005Man it's almoast been a year since then, feels like longer. That was indeed good times, but I was glad to get back home.
>>61985904>Not sure how china could possibly winThey have the manufacturing. They already won.
>>61985968>looks like iran is looking for an off ramp.The only thing that matter rn is if bibi is alive or not.If yes, then we're done this week. Lebanon strike seem to be winding down a bit and their is a French proposal in the open.If no, then we get gifrel, the entirety of Iran is put to the sword OT style, and Tehran will make Dresden look like an idyllic town out of a fairytale.
I’m afraid to ask what a jam boy is. It appears to be a recent invention
>>61985916I'm divorced. Twice. My kids and grandkids will hold my hand.
OILCHEAPIESINCOMINGit looks like. That's why I always DCA into positions. It'll find a bottom to fill in with them ACCUMLATES for a while till tha next SHOCKER.
>>61986025Are you an anti-Semite goy? You’re not allowed to buy oil, it was promised to us 3000 years ago. Short oil and buy our tech stock baggies goy.
>>61986032Felt like end times>bant and biz split still ongoing>4chan hacked and dead>liberation day tariffs>market shitting profusely>soxl 8 dollars>sharty borderline unuseableweve probably lost so many anons.
>oil is under 100
>>61986037
>>61986044NOT SO FAST
>>61986045
>>61986037No. It's a colonial thing is Brits used to do.We smeared young boys in jam to attract insects while we played golf or cricket.It kept the bugs off us. At the end of the day the boy got to keep the jam.We were compassionate rulers.
>>61986045A rare triple win, the Brits enjoy their leisure unmolested, the mosquitos get their feed and the Indian's family get their jam. What's the issue?
>>61985847Jam boy says what?
>>61986043Definitely lost the original BANG BANG Anon, who once said he had chronic health issues, and lost KO BOOMER too unless he was a LARP and is still among us. I doubt that though, because if it was a LARP it was dedicated and had a long arc. There are others missing too, but I mention those because they seemed to mostly coincide with the split and hack events. I don't know if Jam Anon was related to that or not. I wish we could call him JAM BOY now.
>>61985550whatever happened to garbage don, is that stock still around?
>>61985927god dammit i have to renew my license tooanother $140what a shitty fucking day
LIMBO LOWAH NOWhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude
>>61986035>The only thing that matter rn is if bibi is alive or not.THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FABORITE MOOBIE GODFATHER PART 1 WHERE THEY DONT KNOW IF DON CORLEONE IS STILL ALIVE AFTER GETTING SHOT BY THE OPS. THE OPS DONT KNOW AND THE FRENS DONT KNOW. EVERYONE WAITING ON WORD. Also is it bullish if he's dead? I'm thinking so.
oil is over
>>61986064I joined up mid 2024, you definitely dont hear from that rocker fellow anymore, or maybe he lurks in bant or something, which i just checked still has threads going. KO boomer was def a split casualty. I think poem anon is still around just doesnt post as much. I dont remember jam anon but desu probably before my time.
>>61986081>poem anon is still around just doesnt post as much.poem anon posts in nearly every thread
>>61985927the schools won't bomb themselves
>>61986077Dubs confirmCan't wait to short this back down to $60 with the help of the US Treasury.I'm doing my part!I call this piece, Mr. Frog endures the Ides of Shartch
>>61986081Ye, ROCKER still hits bant, Poem Anon is the new BANG BANG Anon here. He was at bant for a while then came back. Jam Anon literally sold JAM. Him and his wife made JAM at their house and sold it in farmer's markets and at festivals and sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiittt. NIGGA had a GUM BALL under his TV cabinet, too. He got absolutely doxxed from his JAM POASTS one time.
>>61986077oil needs to be unoveror else
>>61986091>Can't wait to short this back down to $60 with the help of the US Treasury.>I'm doing my part!You got the whole team here huh?
>>61986089oh well if that's where the money goes then ok
>>61986096it could be unover at a future point in time but as of now, its over
oil just rugged and spy hit 800it's OVER for oil marines
The markets are closed you fucking idiots.
cfd market exists and is pretty accurate, markets are green atm
>>61986110Hyper liquid oil synthetic is open
>>61986110oh... they are? ;)
>>61986108post proofsif spy is 800 and oil rug i am up bigly
A barrel of oil just flew over my house
oil is dumping? oil is.... OIL IS DUMPING! ITS DUMPING!
I'm gonna be very dissappointed in the Irani trannies if they're already giving up
>>61986126the houthis are gonna close the suez canal soon and the red sea too allegedly
henlo mister jeromeplease dont take my bussy
>>61986088KEKwhy didn't you do a TRAIN GET for that.
>>61986110>The markets are closed you fucking idiotsWhy though? I recently moved HSA money to fidelity from a local fcu and those niggers had to MAIL A PAPER CHECK TO FIDELITY. IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026 THERE ARE FDIC INSURED FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS MAILING PAPER CHECKS TO EACH OTHER. WHY? CAN WE KILL BOOMERS NOW PLEASE.
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE GAMBLE ON THE WEEKENDSTHAT'S WHAT WEEKENDS ARE FOR>ME AND THE OIL BEARS ON MONDAY MORNING
retard
>>61986130
>>61986139THA MASTA
>>61986142this board slowed down hard latelyi guess crypto is finally wearing offthats why there are seven /smg/s on a saturday
I'm going to frame this and hang it in my office.Bullish for GOOGL
Hard Times Makes Tough FrogsTough Frogs Make Good TimesGood Times Make Weak FrogsWeak Frogs Make Hard Times
>>61986114>cfd marketBaby's first toy.
>>61986149WATEVS NIGGA, you were able to do that constantly years ago too.
>>61986139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF1lqEQFVUowhen i was a little kid, my dad would make up a lullaby every night, always a song about trains, and he'd play his harmonica for me. and in the morning he would sing the chorus to this song.
>>61986135>stock market only open during wagie hours>This means wagies are locked out from investing (without stealing company time)Someone needs to seize the means of investing from the bourgeoisie
>>61986152>>61986091>shorting oil to 60 and buying a tech company company in massive AI debt selling 100 year bonds.Quit larping bro.
>>61986172That’s the excuse /biz/ NEETS make for not getting a job and moving out of their parents basement.
>>61986172>wfh>I'll stop trading at 10:30 and start working>do nothing but look at stocks until market close
would investing in emerging markets be a good idea?
>>61986185yup that's how it usually goes
>>61986188there''s nothing left to emergeit's all out
>>61986188INITIATETHA GREATSUBMERGING
>>61986188Vietnam & South America, yes.
>>61986193What about Africa? I heard Rwanda is the next Singapore
>>61986199>invest in the country with a 14 day supply of oilAverage /biz/ financial genius.
>>61986202ALL INON TIRESOME
>>61986127Yemenis truly are tough mofos>whole country is just a horribly hot arid desert>in perpetual civil war since the 90s>alqaeda factions vs local warlords vs bloodthirsty dictator vs houthis vs socialist coalitions>is used as battleground for several layers of proxy wars like Saudis vs UAE plus Iran vs Turkey plus Egypt vs Qatar>get bombed by half the world on the regular basis, ranging from the Netherlands to Norway to Australia to fucking kiwis>permadroned by the US and Israel on a daily for yearsthey truly can't get a break, but that's how you forge the toughest warriors, they got the fire burning inside. That's why they are so hardened and difficult to break.
>>61986193Invest in Atlantis. It's already rugged. You can't lose.
>>61986127My life is in their hands
do i short transportation companies due to oil uncertainty then?
>>61986204Thank you :3
>>61986188everything is too expensive everywhere alreadyIt's over
>me watching USO dump off a cliff in hyperliquid
>>61986211KEKZi made some very similar to that back when MSFT GAYEYE first did pics. ALL of mine had BEARS and FIRES and COLLAPSE and sheeeeeeeeeiiiitttt. Well, I mean all of those types. Later I did the NATGAS AND OIL cowboy traders.
>>61986217>USO*UCO4 me!
OIL OIL OIL
>BRENT UNDER 100BRENT UNDER 100>BRENT UNDER 100BRENT UNDER 100>BRENT UNDER 100BRENT UNDER 100>BRENT UNDER 100BRENT UNDER 100
>>61986228Reddit won…
>gas up another 30 centsfugg :D
Just remember, fellow OILERS, a lot can still happoon between now and SOONDAY.
Just looked up my ex from 1996 and she still looks as good as she did at 16. Fuck my life with bells on.
>>61985534AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61986188Invest in countries with high IQs but low GDPThere are a few gems out there
>>61986232yeah, like oil dropping another 20%
just realized it's been almost a year and a half since I came up with the idea to make a youtube account to post my warhammer conversions and I haven't posted literally anything.
>>61986239That's as likely to happen as you getting laid.
>>61986233The crush I had when I was 16 got really fat by the time she was 22. Freshman 15? She put on the Sophomore 15, the Junior 15 and the Senior 15.
>>61986243>38pbtidspeak for yourself
>>61986239That's right around exactly what I'm expecting. Definitely not /hoping/, but expecting.
>>61986188Yes, but they are emergent for a reason... Do you have any company/country in mind already?T.thirdworlder
>>61986251no. just USA trying to destroy international relations and china not obviously benefiting that i see. so i just assume emerging might benefit.
Did Netandyahoo died?>>61986244Lol, my cute neighbor did that
BESNETT COME ON YOU TURD YOU CRYING ON CAMERA COST ME BIGLY FRIDAY WHEN YOU CRASHED US, YOU CAN DO IT KEEP THOSE GIGGA SHORTS COMING
oil baggies will be in shambles on monday
>>61986260It's the weekend retard. Bessent is going to be glowing on Monday after having amounts of gratuitous gay sex that would make a firefighter blush this weekend. He's going to be firing on all cylinders on Monday. Markets are going up, then oil takes a big FAT DUMP like I make in my diapers.
>>61986239No way you’re putting money on that.
LOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEERRRRR
MOOBIE NITE
>>61986246>24 posts by this idI've got a rake of kids and 2 divorces under my belt.14 post difference but so many miles apart.
/smg/ movie nite starting momentarilytonites movie is Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
>>61986264Bessent Should invest in a Miata, loud and proud.
>>61986262I'll be banging my money into Ukrainian escorts by Tuesday.
I should have closed all my tech 2 weeks agoI should not have pussied out on oil 2 weeks agoI should have then used my futures winnings to go all in on tech (micron) and double my money a week agoWHO THE FUCK IS FUNKY KONG
>>61986275Why would you buy into micron faggot, there’s too much risk on petrochemical and Oracle backing out of purchase orders. You just can’t get it right can you?
>>61986255There might be an ETF for easy investing. If you want stock picking take a look at brics (Brazil, China and India) and south korea
>horrible event happens>market dumps>horrible event reveals it is still pretty bad, but not as bad as people initally thought>market pumps to higher than it startedit keeps happening
>>61986288Private equity is falling apart, everyone is realizing the market is worse than we think. Trump/Biden have pulled every level they have at this point. The entire stock market relies on AI - alot of which was financed by Saudi oil money, and they can’t ship their oil. Expensive energy is the catalyst.
>>61986264That actually makes sense>xitter ablaze with millions of ppl saying bibi dead all weekend>monday morning at 930 am he walks out of the corner of the frame with guns & roses playing and slams the opening bell>"the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated" >besnett deploys a trillion dollars in oil shorts>iran opens straight whoremussy>in a single instant all of the america/israel bears are liquidated and we +7%
>>61986298Wrong Image!
>>61986298We all know he fled Israel after kicking this shit off. Funny part is Israel is restricting outbound flights to the amount coming in from inbound flights.
>>61986284Silence fool, it's hitting 500 this month.
>>61986288>line goes up and to the right Really?
>>61985534>futures
>>61986308Maybe I’ll take out some micron short positions in your honor.
>>61986284>Oracle backing out of purchase ordersSauce please. Not a challenge; I have some ORCL and I would like to know.
>>61986332t. oil baggie
>>61986332shorting MU seems pretty retarded. best just to stay out of its way for now.
>>61986334Openai cancelled oracle data center this month.
>>61986288I think it's the opposite this time, honestly. I think people are underestimating the impacts this has because Iran was already an isolated, self-sufficient country with deep-seated religious fervor to keep a guerilla war going on indefinitely. America couldn't even eliminate the Houthis, and people are expecting a country that specced into nothing but massive attrition and drone warfare to wave the white flag? FFS, if sanctions don't work to make a country capitulate in the first place, then they're in it for the long haul.
>>61986354No, they decided not to EXPAND one.
oh good the /smg/ without the subject finally died
>>61986135>>61986041>>61985995unironically a paid isreali bot cause he posts the same exact style on a thread on /b/
>>61986341>>61986341>>61986334AI financing is drying up, the circular lending jerkoff is about to break.>>61986374I ain’t no bot faggot.
Market futures have never been more bleak
Unironically each week there's different retarded nonstop shilling. Or countershilling in this case in regards to oil. Like what the fuck, let oil first crash before you nonstop post memeshit. This obsessive posting is starting to get worse than /bant
>>61986392>>61986389>>61986374
>>61986395shut up you faggot
>>61986395Better than 22 posts
i should have reacted faster and smarter and pulled my money out of the s&p 500 shit the second the war started. my plan on monday is to sell my etf and switch to voo where i can get faster updates and the option to react quickeri will probably only buy voo when it starts going up rather than sitting around waiting for it to go down more
>>61986410Dude I'm down fucking 30% from this god damned nightmare
>>61986354Literal fake news that bloomberg shat out to rattle the markets. Electing to not further expand a data center you're in the middle of building that you were considering expanding is a lot different than canceling a data center you'd already agreed to build. Headlines make it sound like people are backing out of agreements already in place, which is not occurring.
>>61986414im only down like 4% but thats more than i spend in an entire year . not worth stressing over this shit,
>>61986414What are you holding? SOXL?
>>61986416Uhm, that's still "trimming down". Also:>Electing to not further expand a data center you're in the middle of buildingvs>is a lot different than canceling a data center you'd already agreed to buildMy man, when you're already building, did you not also already agree and even go beyond that? LOL
>>61986432AG
>>61986443He’s in the classic denial phase, just wait till /smg/ is full of red wojaks.
>>61986445you'll be fine in 8 months sell cc and accumulate
If Iran wants to fight a guerilla war this is could last 10 years, they're used to living in the stone age and unified against Israel
>futureshttps://youtu.be/fj04rzn-Cxs
oilsisters i don't feel so good
>>61986461Post what it's at now
>>61986466below 100
How can Americans ever recover? He actually said that, LMAO.
>>61986472LITERALJEWPSYOPand no matter what, he still has to be him.
>>61986469That's just weekend goomblers though, with zero movement from THA REAL NIGGAS.
>>61986459no that's just chuds projecting. iranians have high quality of life and have not fought a war in two generations and are probably less emotional about israel despite the fact that israel is actually trying to harm them instead of just imagining things.
>>61986472If only he could have lived there in the 30s
>>61986480>High quality of lifelol, lmao even
i dont think i have ever met an iranian, and i think if i did would assume they are a terrorist that is looking for honest patriots like myself to murder in a mass shooting. or atleast a terrorist sympathizer.
i just put a sell order on my etf, taking the 4% loss, going back to T bills until this bullshit war is over. i just picked the absolute worst time to start investing into s&p 500 and its not worth the time or energy to pay attention to this fucking shit i guarantee on open itll tank even harder, i should have reacted faster and been more ontop of it, can't really predict a war happening or know the future though, what a waste of money
>>61986487iranian girls are CAKED, i'm hoping for a major realignment and opening of trade. their pistachios are also 100x better than the trash we grow here.
>>61986488Czeckd
>>61986488market will be green monday. strait is mostly open, burger is nothinging
>>61986459Why you care? Seriously it adds nothing of value to anyone here.Doomsday posting or /pol/?
>>61986494there is a muslim girl in my college who is absoultely caked up for NO reason. she still wears a hijab but i dont really get the point of it because she will wear tight jeans. you only see asses like that on obese women here. You begin to appreciate thick women when you actually meet one and not a woman that is just fat that is oh so common here. There are diamonds in that desert anon.
Surely nothing can go wrong Oil Marines!We're going to pump the most important asset in the in the world against the US government and win! Just like GME! Just like GME!
>>61986416Don't worry I still believe oracle is good in the long run despite recent news.
>>61986500>a decade of war that can take out OIL, GAS, might require a YUGE shift into military manufacturing being returned like the mass WWII effort adds nothing of value to anyone hereNIGGER
>>61986503>Le US can manipulate away a catastrophic supply shockLove this meme. Can you show me the oil printers?
>>61986488literally the only way you lose money by etf investing is by selling at a loss and that's what you do instantly at the smallest dip. A smoothbrain normie that doesn't even look at their investments or pay any attention to the news, just sets it on recurring and goes and touches grass is going to beat you. NGMI, just let your money sit in a bank account for the rest of yourlife and miss out on a ton of compound interest over the course of your life.
>>61986497not to be a shill for puts or anything, just my impression, its not over and its going to get worse.even just from the initial reaction and over the weekend shit, the smarter people already got out already, and now will be the long trail of others selling as gas and grocery prices go up.i'm slower and more ignorant but i know the smart move was to get out immediately , in hindsight.
>>61986502nigger tier taste
>>61986487any iranian you will meet is going to be westernized/liberal
>>61986500>Contrarian view>Yo why not post just sunshine and lollipops like reddit dawg?
>>61985525What stocks/etfs would be good for profiting off short term Cubas regime change? I used AI and it listed CCL and MAR, but im wondering if someone knows something better.
>>61986488Uh? Why all in one side? Why not keep a few ETFs? Isn't this kinda bad because you kill compound interest?
>>61986508>you don't lose money unless you sellno, you lose money the second it goes down in valueas a asset, its value is what it is at the present timeso i am selling, and will re-enter when its not a war and obviously about to tank furthergo ahead and bag hold, cope and whatever, taking the money out and putting it in t bills is 2% gain over the continued loss which is what was happening by leaving it in
>>61986521>2% gainand you are going to miss out on much more than that by selling, times of high volatility also give you the days of highest returns. Any single day it could bounce up by more than 2% in a single day and you will miss it. Thats what they mean when they say "le 5 best days" meme. But go ahead and buy high and sell low as is the biz way
>>61986521DCABOGLEthat way you won't be stuck all in at one price.
>>61986503
>>61986510I just dont see it happening. the strait is mostly open to non-US ships. The markets reacted to uncertainty, there is more certainty about what is happening and it is not as bad as it seems. oil and fertilizer will come down, heck if this is a short disruption companies might eat the cost. I respect your conviction. Are you worried about anything else?>>61986511my tastes go something like>east asians>asians>hispanics>black>whiteWhite women are mentally ill. They dont look like children but act like them, the worst of both worlds. Most of them are ruined from tats, drugs, children, slut maxxing, or mud sharking. They are a dime a dozen. At least brown women are novel and rare to see, I would die for an east asian girl. higher IQ stock, permanent youth (white women use double declining depreciation method), and child like features. Hispanics are close second. Im sorry, jews killed white women.>glowie goy beaming femjak in her house
>>61986521>no, you lose money the second it goes down in valueimagine arguing with warren buffett
>>61986521But, also instead of index funds you can go to your Schwab account and use the screener to DCA only into stocks with SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS of A and then sort by percentile and choose only 1s.
>>61986533>warren buffettHe sold a shitload and went massive into cash.
>>61986526this isn't a normal stock, its a s&p 500 etf, its a general market direction i understand the sentiment but you've ignored everything i've written and came in with your own narrative.
>>61986531no one is eating costs, the prices of gas are already sky rocketing in USA and cope articles about grocery prices going to go upwithin the next week, its not going to be back to normal or go back to what it was before the war started. why bag hold?
>>61986545>no one is eating costs, the prices of gas are already sky rocketing in USA and cope articles about grocery prices going to go up within the next week,i meant for groceries you tard. companies are known to eat short term spikes in input costs. It is a well researched phenomenon to keep your product prices stable to keep consumers buying them over others if you know the cost of goods sold will go back down, which they might since the strait is mostly open again and it was closed for less than a week.>why bag hold?im not bag holding anything, im an investor. A long term thinker, if you will. if I sold every fud moment no matter how credible I would have never made a penny. Time in the market beats timing the market. Set and forget is what you should be doing. It looks like you are more interested in trading.
>>61986531>brown women are novel and rare to seedo you live in switzerland or something?
>>61986555rural US. Also, they tend to have better manners. The women, of course.
>>61986554you inferred it wasnt going to go down tomorrow, that grocery prices wont go up despite articles stating they will and price of gas rising already.as i said i just dont want to deal with this shit, i picked the absolute worst time to start investingit will likely go back in 2-3 weeks, which is when i will reenter and chill
>>61986469Wasn't it below 100 on Friday close Where's that chart you were meant to post
>>61986555Switzerland has like +30% foreign people.
>>61985805>he thinks the new ayatollah is aliveKek
>>61986563Now it's back over 100, you move the decimal two places to the left on herehttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude
>>61986563current quote is 10021.3>i am down
>>61986563dip was slurpedwe might be back
>>61986566>>61986569>>61986571Strait status?
>>61986575mostly open, very much even
>>61986562Paper hands getting shook out is *the* bottom signal. I’m slurping the Monday cheapies
>>61986577Open with the help of UK aircraft carriers. Thanks, Starmer!
Well I am done for the weekend. No more bakes or latest updates.I bet all I have on the idea that Trump is not a retard nor is Bibi, on America and Israel, and that they will get what they wanted and end the war soon. That oil will come back down, that its not the apocalypse everyone seems to want it to be, that ultimately the world is run by rational people.If I am naive and wrong and /pol/ + reddit are right, I will lose all my money and be very sad. Good luck to all of you in the casino.
>You can't defend yourselves>lay down your weapons>when it's obvious that defense was not the weapon of choice to begin with in this war as we see with the straitand attacks on neighbours
>The United Arab Emirates is responding to Iranian missiles and drones, authorities said on Sunday morning, attributing “sounds heard” to interceptions.>“UAE air defences are currently responding to incoming missile and drone threats from Iran,” the country’s defence ministry said in a statement.>On Saturday Iran issued an evacuation warning for three major ports in the UAE, claiming that the US had used “ports, docks and hideouts” in the UAE to launch strikes on Kharg Island, the vital Iranian oil export hub.any more on this?
>>61986609Xwitter chuds are monitoring the situation. UAE is getting struck, it is illegal to film the strikes, flights from India to uae are cancelled, and some type of important student exam has been canceled.
>>61986602KEEEEKKKZZZZGYATDAMNKEEEKKKZZZthis poastis a legit MASTERPIECE Anon.
>>61986602>ultimately the world is run by rational peopleTHISbtwis the chef's kiss.
>>61986602You GNO wut...for your sake, I hope my OIL drops some so your bet can win. I won't lose much, and will DCA and it will come back up later and I'll be fine, but I don't want you to lose all of your money, so I hope you win and I lose in the interim. May things be kick ass and BLESSED for you, Anon.
Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/dubai-iran-drone-attack-business-district-b2937895.html
YOU NIGGERS HAVE DESTROYED /smg/! not even the jeets want to bake a new thread now!
I can't believe I'm doing this for free>>61986713
>>61986708KEKZARONIHOOZ
>>61986472this the reason why erupoeans wont exist in a century lmao
>>61986606Kek
>>61985564The distinction doesn't even matter in a world anymore where every bizraeli just buys options instead of the underlying, everything is fully abstracted away
>>61985679The AI somewhat debogging him makes me angery
>>61986514Actually, reddit loves bitching about this too. So you're anything but contrary to reddit.
