cope edition>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61991543
You forgot WHAT?!
Strip for me
TRUMP'S MINION BESSENT IS MANIPULATING THE MARKET. THERE IS A GAP BETWEEN FUTURES AND REALITY. AND REALITY ALWAYS WINS.SCUM!
First for OILS MARINES SAAAAARRRRR9000 LALHS 18:00 NEW DELHI TIMEI AM SCOTTISH SAAAAAAAAARRDO NOT REDEEM MY OILS OR I WILL DISECT YOUR BENCHOOOODDDEETESLA MODEL S SAAAAAAAAAAR
>>61992012
For every (You) I get, the price of oil will drop by $1.
>TRUMP'S MINION BESSENT IS MANIPULATING THE MARKET. THERE IS A GAP BETWEEN FUTURES AND REALITY. AND REALITY ALWAYS WINS.>SCUM!
How are your miners doing?
>few weeks ago>see the war happening>sell MU at a high of 430>feels safe>go to bed>sleep well>wake up to it crashing>happy i made the right call>keeps crashing below 400 now>very happy>keeps crashing to 380>"ill buy at 350 or 340">crash to 360>here is comes>400>420>450killing myself
OIL BAGGIES OH NO NO NO NO
>>61992015I'm already butt naked laying in bed waitin for u babe
For every (You) I get, the price for oil will increase by $1
>Oil sperg still going>Filter IDIDs should really be on every board. No excuses.
>>61991997>wyte ppl don seazn theys womns
is europe gonna collapse and shit?
>>61992035Same with flags
>>61992029It was 340s premarket last week, your mistake was sleeping
>>61992037we do that for thousands of years
>>61992035>he boughtedLOOK AT THIS DOOD
=MARKET WARNING=markets are starting to get sharty. be careful
>>61992037lol no
I'm making a lil too much money today
Good morning,You sold me the Oils, and now they are worthless.FUCK YOU BASTARD BENCHODE
>You didn't get a wall>You didn't get a drained swamp>You didn't get affordable health care>You didn't get an eliminated national debt>You didn't get new infrastructure You didn't get Hillary Clinton locked up>You didn't get Epstein accountability>You didn't get a $5k DOGE check >You didn't get a $2k tariff stimulus check >You didn't get lower grocery prices You didn't get help buying a home>You didnt get America First>You didn't get peace >You lost family, friends, respect andcredibility.What did you gain?
OIL WILL BE 150 SAAR
>>61992048close positions now. theres always tomorrow to make gains, but theres always today to lose them
>already used up the monthly amount of 10 free trades>I want to move large sums
>>Oil sperg still going>>Filter ID>IDs should really be on every board. No excuses.
>>61992053i got reddit, thanks reddit
>>61992041my brokerage account doesnt support pre-market, i should have just bought the dip slightly overtime instead of gambling
>>61992037in two more weeks anon
I just get a girl dog so I don't feel guilty about mutilating her genitals and also it's not gay when she cuddles with me
>>61992035why is he calling everyone a jeet when>jeetdroid >picsartis it just some self hating jeet?
>>61992057What broker only gives you 10 free trades a month
DELETE THIS
>>61992053>What did you gain?Seething libtards. You lost, tranny.
>>61992054>THE N SHOW
who the fuck is brent btw and why does he have all the crude
>>61992042Eventually you will run out of white people. A tale as tragic as how turkish people came to be.
>>why is he calling everyone a jeet when>>jeetdroid>>picsart>is it just some self hating jeet?
>>61992067BasedSTAY MAD TRANNIES
shartgods...
is The King speaking already?
>>61992063>the west has been trooning their dogs before their kids when you think about it
>>61992073HE SPITTIN FREEDOM
anyone here play raid shadow legends?
>SAR PLEASE PURCHASE MY OILS>I KNOW MARKET PRICING IS $59/BBL BUT I BOUGHT FOR $113/BBL SARPLEASE PURCHASE WALUEABLE OIL INWESTMENT SAR PLEASEEE
Can’t believe oil bros bet against america again. Never learn
>>61992082I admit, I knew in February that I wasn't getting in on any oil plays, so I've kind of been ignoring it. QRD on all the jeet oil spam?
>I predicted Osama bin Laden would knock out the World Trade Center. I made that prediction a year before he did it.why didn't he tell anyone?
>>61992088lmao who the fuck ever let that farm animal into the building in the first place im still just floored at her existence
>>61992053gayrights
>>61992077looks like he is cuz the indexes are dumpingtop kek
>>61992097>the state of politics and the conservative party
>>61992090Some literal child from sharty.
Reminder that your dog needs sex hormones to thrive physically and mentally and sterilizing them is abusive, won't solve the problems you think it would solve (aggression, humping, marking) and will likely create new ones (depression, obesity, arthritis, incontinence, fear aggression/reactivity).>>61992063You should feel twice as guilty for thinking you can avoid the guilt just because your mutilation is invisible.
>>61992088Maybe this is only a Leaf thing but I always thought KFC chicken tasted like greasy garbage but in contrast the fries would taste weirdly good in a way that made the shitass chicken stand out even more
vwap traders win again, its so fucking easyshort at the upper line, reduce by half at the middle line, sell rest at the bottom line, long at the bottom line, rinse repeat
>>Some literal child from sharty.
>>61992065It's a bank, not American. Zero management fees on everything, 10 free trades a month. This beats every single broker where I live if you are content with the 10 trades, but even beyond that they are competitive to a point. I usually do around 7 DCA moves each month and then several small gambles. Now I want to move shit to cash ETF and BTC ETF but I wasted trades with small gambles.
>>61992109i wouldn't mind some nice greasy chicken every once in a while but that shit got too expensivethat goes for most fast foods desu
>>61992037Guess you'll have to wait for yet another world war. And even there it still wouldn't be sufficient.Two more weeks.
>>61992109As an American, I wasn't even aware KFC sold French fries.
>>61992053parental approved tranny surgery for kids even though the whole point was to completely get rid any sort of tranny surgery for children so leftist parents couldn't ruin their kids before they realize trannyism isnt real
>>61992119Yeah they're big wedge fries. Breddy gud but KFC's too goddamn expensive now like all fast food sloppa
WEAT ANON!! I DEMAND A REFUND!!!11!
i fomoed and went long on SANDISK with a x3 leverage. wish me luck memorysisters
I haven't had sex in days.
>>61992053YOU /SMG/!I GOT YOU!!!
>>61992072>crude oil tradingas if it needs a video, i hate these cunts so fucking much>trade between the fudtheres nothing more to it, anything else is a gamble on the war stopping/escalating and whether more oil infra gets hit in the gulf, thats it... a gamble
>>61992124KFC tastes at best like cardboardabsolute fucking goyslop garbage
i am a disciplined trader i will not FOMOi am a disciplined trader i will not FOMOi am a disciplined trader i will not FOMO
>>61992090Some jeet who doesn't have any short positions but still but still celebrates oil dropping 2%
>>61992132I had relations with a working girl just couple hours ago
>>61992132babe what you homos are doing doesn't even really count as sex according to g_d and the bible
>>61992132Simply inconceivablehow are you still alive??
>>61992130bad idea pal
>>61992109>KFC chicken tasted like greasy garbageI'll take the gas station sandwich over it
>>61992090>>61992107It's literally the israeli government. It's the same group of inorganic shills that run /president trump general/ on /pol/. Israel and Trump need oil under $100 for their kike war to continue. I'm being 100% serious.
>>61992132I haven't had sex in 18 years. I am not a virgin.
>>61992091Weird how if you tell people something; they still won't listen.Or they knew and didn't care.
>>61992147Cope and seethe tranny You lost
>>61992132last time I touched a vagina was during my birth
>>61992129Poverty grass.
>>61992156its overrated, get some bussy instead
>Some jeet who doesn't have any short positions but still but still celebrates oil dropping 2%
>>61992111yeah everyone knew there was going to be a bounce today off the SMA 200 retard
>>61992163vwap works literally every single day intraday
>>61992090>>61992107>>61992147See? Here is the retarded tagline that the israeli shill farm always uses: >>61992147
S$P NEEDS TO FALL!!!!
So, we loading up on puts rn or what
>>61992133maybe the real gains were the frens we made along the way
>>61992135The original recipe chicken I had a while back was good. Nearly 30 bucks for a 12 piece bucket thoughever. Fuck that
>>61992167
>>61992170YES BUY ALL PUTS NOW YOUR FUTURE WEALTH AWAITS
>>61992148How are you feeling? Whats that like?
My Petrobras still pumping anyway.Don't fucking ask me why. But maybe (probably) its buyers are les retarded than the boomers believing blatant lies like the demented boomers they are.
>>61992132I haven't had sex in at least 4 hours
>>61992176I AM NOT READING ALLAT NGIGA
You should try to acquire wealth instead of pictures of Indian people
>>61992173Sorry, I don't make gains. I only burn my money.
>You should try to acquire wealth instead of pictures of Indian people
>>61992053Owned the libs obviously
>>61992166Meant to highlight this israeli shill post: >>61992154
>>61992141>>61992142>>61992143>>61992148>>61992156I had it on Saturday, and I didn't have it yesterday. Last time I had it I was still holding oil.
>>61992179Quite content, actually. It takes a bit but you eventually just stop caring.
>>61992159ehhmaybe once i'll make it a little bit i'll go to SEA and bang everything that doesn't run awayor i'll rot away in my loneliness scared of making a movesame as it ever was
VIX didn't even reach last year's tariff highs.
>>61992183por que no los dos? >>61992185I hope you don't burn frens
I WILL NOT FOMO INTO MU AND SNDK
>>61992183I mean if rajesh did then he wouldnt be using a samshit phone and picsart
>>6199214811 years for me.
Oil marine sisters,Are we ready for the next leg down?
>>61992179Not anon but I remember about 14 years ago on I think /r9k/ there was anon saying how he faps to a 10-year old memory of his ex and to not end up like him. At that I told myself "okay I have to be careful to not end up like him". Well guess what last time I had a gf was 12 years ago and I have been thinking about her a lot recently. Passing the baton I guess.Anyways thank you for reading my blog and buy CANE.
>>61992195So what did you use the oil for babe?
>>61992201this war was expected thoughnothing has happened that wasnt expectedif the markets fall, its going to be slow and miserably, and impossible eto make money on
>>61992090"people" here bet against america and I'm not letting them live a single hour without forgetting it.if you have a problem with it gb2reddit
>>61992196
I warned you about NVOAt the time, you mocked me, insisted NVO was going to $500 a shareI am now closing out my shortThanks for playing
on a scale of one to nigger, how buck broken are the oil bagholders boss?
>>61992203>>61992130>memoryGODS
>>61992221It actually is kinda like that, lol
>>61992223>$93 Still in profit and unfazed but the jeet spam
MOMTELL BESSANT TO STOP SHORTING MY OILMOOOOOOMMMMMM
>>61992180PBR pretty much the only evergreen thing in my portfolio
>>61992192>Owned the libs obviously
>>61992202My YTD is -92%I only burn
>>61992223To give you an idea this is the faggot previously screeching $200 oil>>61992207
Jerome is going to raise interest rates bigly to spite orange man. Isn't he?
>>61992176People think he’s losing it but that’s all part of the plan.Iran won’t make a deal until they feel sufficient pain has been caused, which in reality costs nothing to fake. He hasn’t tweeted been under fire for a decade some journo calling him a fat retard doesn’t actually get under his skin. He’s trying to sell Tehran on the idea that they’ve done enough.
>>61992223To be honest, I don't even care about the price of oil. I only bought like a hundred dollars of it at $110 and I could lose all of that money and still be fine until my mom kicks me out of the house or stops cooking for me. I wanted $250 OIL because I want everyone to be as miserable as I am, but it looks like being a crab in a bucket crybabyincel has once again not been a winning strategy. I'm sorry.
>>$93>Still in profit and unfazed but the jeet spam
does it matter if i short snp instead of any of the other indices? since they all move the same
>>61992233tick tock baggie...
>>61992242You want some professional advice? Sell your oil, and have sex boss.
>>61992180PBR should continue upwards as long as oil doesn't plummet. Should hit 20 before April
the market selloff is over, the oil panic is over
>>61992258The top is in
>>61992251>have sexalways invert baggie
>>61992263the endless crab begins
>>61992236God this is BEAUTIFUL.Not even memeing.
>>61992251>have sexwith you?hook me up with your gookfu's niecei promise i'll feed her everyday and be nice
>>61992251I've been scared of intimacy after some guy calling me boss offered to give me a ride home in his Miata and he tried to pull my diaper off and give me a blowjob while driving.
>Jeets , Tripfags and miga constantly spaming sell oil Bullish signal
>$92.93Kek baggies
kek bobo
>>61992223I have been "bagholding" since covidsorry I'm just not selling
>>61992278Sure thing, bagholding BITCH
>I have been "bagholding" since covidsorry I'm just not selling
WTFWT
>>61992271Posting aesthetic and/or meme pics is vital part of the process. Gotta supply aura.
Nigger market
kek oil bagglies
Sootsisters, how we holding up? The shorts are killing me but it should level out after today.
>>61992284Oil is still really high so there are probably lots more oil short baggies then long oil baggies.Not that it will effect the jeet spam since they don't even have positions.
Oil marine sistersAre we ready for $80?
>>61992145down 1% since this post ( i bought at the pico top)
>>61992288Can you imagine, such beautiful places are being bombed in the desert right now as we speak. At this point, this should be requalified as crimes against humanity, much like bombing historical sites.
The seething mossad kikes raiding this thread don't understand that I bought the oil picobottom at $80. You're running out of time to cover your oil shorts before expiry lmao.
>>61992277How do you know he was trying to give you a blowjob? He might have just thought you shit yourself and was trying to change your diaper so you wouldn't have a blow out and fuck up his seats boss.
>Oil is still really high so there are probably lots more oil short baggies then long oil baggies.>Not that it will effect the jeet spam since they don't even have positions.
the only real winners in this market is covered call chads
>>61992303Yeah but what if the airplanes doing the bombing are also aesthetic
>>61992286gross dude, don't compare my excellent post to some disgusting street shitting jeet who cannot be potty trained due to their average iq of 78yuck, you just ruined my morning
>terrorists lets BRICS ship pass strait of hormuz>america peacefully bombs the BRICS ship after it leaves the strait of hormuzdid BRICS think of this? remember you have to check diagonally too in connect four.
>>61992313
What's going to happen to the dollar and NYSE when it finally dawns on traders that the world has abandoned the US and placed their faith in a new Chinese sphere of global influence?
>>61992320miga can't do that since oil prices rising will cost them midterms Iran has full control over who passes for now
>>61992303>beautiful placesNigga it's some electrical infrastructure being operated by one of the most genocidal governments of the last century.
>>61992323lol
>>61992320Did they really? Lmfao. Never doubt the ability of these regards to fuck the situation up even more. Oil *will* squeeze over $250. Buy the dip.
>>61992320>you have to check diagonally too in connect four.Fuck. This is what I've been doing wrong.
>>61992313what's going on with women today? DD used to be massive, now it's like average.
>gross dude, don't compare my excellent post to some disgusting street shitting jeet who cannot be potty trained due to their average iq of 78>yuck, you just ruined my morning
sirens in kuwaitwatch the live streams and trade the impacts
>>61992332*reTards
>>61992338iranian AI fake news
>>61992338Fake news oil down to 85 soon
i prefer the boot mcnugget over the bell.
>>61992336Girls used to be skinny so having big knockers actually meant something. I actually hardly ever see skinny girls anymore.
Oil marine sisters...We are rapidly approaching sub $90/bblPlease prepare to sell your Tesla...
>>61992344>>61992348could be, but the markets still move like they do with Trumps fudnobody knows how this pans out so it's all a gamble, you just need to ride the wavesoil will of course head lower over time, it never stays this high before demand destruction takes over from scarcity... but i am NOT holding between sessions
>EWY
>>61992351checks out. how do I long physical female inflation.
>>61992353Why do you not like people trading oil? It went up a lot in a couple of weeks so naturally people are going to trade it more. I'm genuinely curious what your investing thesis is.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on but I'm glad I mostly went cash last week.
>>61992359Long p&g. The bigger they get the more lotion they need.
>>61992360>One spam post = 0.25 Ruppes It has no positions or thesis beyond that
>Trump Says U.S. Doesn’t Need Any Country’s Help With Hormuz>but he's also asking for help>but he's also threatening nato if they don't help>but he also says countries are on their way>but he won't name them and no country has said publicly they would Sigh
markets WILL move completely sideways until 4pm, imagine thinking they would let markets fall
>>61992368Gay retard
>>61992368>created 4 minutes agoFuck off retard.
>>61992379babe you promised to stop saying these thingshttps://youtu.be/vx2u5uUu3DE?si=A3yLdtyXlIaAy7py
>>61992359I have no idea what females eat to get so fat or "thick". Probably only financial institutions could profit off such a trade.
>>61992393a lot
>>61992368completely retarded imbecile
>>61992374Would a republican ever lie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_o0xr8MWU>IBM X NVDAIBM X NVDA>IBM X NVDAIBM X NVDAI MUST INVOOOOST
>>61992399time to just buy healthcare 100% and not look at the folio for 3 years
hi smghope you don't comeUNDUNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL0xci_rGXs
>keeps pumpingOiltards, libtards, yurotards, and turd world seethers are fucking retarded lmao
>>61992399Why is he so out of breath? What happens to the stock price if he keels over?
>South Africa rejects US pressure to distance itself from Iran http://reut.rs/3NtSq2l
>BREAKING >IRANIAN OFFICIAL TO DROP SITE:>Trump's special envoy has sent a text message to our Foreign Minister to start talks>For us, the war will not end until we have established long-term deterrence
I really should capitulate on my -70% SPY shorts but I'm just not gonna
>>61992431Based
>>61992431>shorting spy long term Feels dumb but you do you
Israel will not exist in 12 months, and the israelis raiding /smg/ right now will all be dead from iranian missiles. This is financial advice. Oil to the moon.
>>61992430>the war will not end until we have established long-term deterrenceThey're building a nuke then.
>>61992448Yes
>>61992445Cry more, goy,
Stonks
press F To pay respects to the greatest country on earth
I wish I was not retarded and an early employee at Nvidia.
>>61992430Don't they know? Its not a war
>>61992455What's it like being forced to live in a bunker while your home gets blown up? Buy the oil dip with extreme leverage. We're squeezing over $250. Israel has no right to exist btw.
The strait will be open next week and oil will fall to 75$Spy will pump for a day then crash as companies are running out of cash. Warsh will step into the office and crap his pants and cut rates like a maniac.Reps will lose mid terms and there will be a billion new Somali day cares
>>61992461F we had a good run but we shouldve listened to our fore fathers and never trusted the europeans
>>61992469Warsh is an inflation hawk. He will hike.
>>61992461KHAZAKSTAN THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
>>61992470>>61992467>>61992461You idiots live in fantasyland
>>61992469>UpdateI bet 50% of this is correct
>>61992475ALL OTHER COUNTRY ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRL
>>61992439who said anything about long term?only sour hour can save me now
>>61992473I'm going to bet half my cookies that he will cut
>Trump: "It's a little unfair. You win a war, but they have no right to be doing what they're doing."TOPKEK
>>61992476>the meet spammer implicitly admits he's an israeliI'm going to laugh and celebrate when you die in a missile strike. Buy the oil dip. We're squeezing over $250 a barrel.
>>61992487WTF GOD EMPEROR TRUMP WE DIDN'T LOSE ANY WAR DON'T SAY THAT
>>61992487It is unfair that the Irannies keep fighting even though they lost. No honor in war anymore
>>61992489*jeet
>>61992313my bitfart is up 4% today
>>61992483Good luck bb , hope the global economy runs into serious fuck ups in the next hour for you
>>61992493That much is trueBUTno proprer delcaration of war.Rules of honor thus can't apply.
>>61992469Dude IDK if you are aware of this but there is no scenario where the strait gets opened by the end of next week
>>61992501>Trump forgot to say one-two-three-four I declare a thumb warFUCKING AMATUER HOUR IN THE WHITE HOUSE
>>61992504NTA but they could make peace at any time. Unlikely but possible
baggie had them close it down
>>61992506He didn't start this war, it was Barrack Obama and Joe Biden, retard.
>>61992202>hope you don't burn frensNo, they burn me :(
>>61992506At least with Iraq they got it right.Imagine that, Bush Jr. has become the likeable and smart president.
>>61992504And even if it opens tomorrow somehow, wells and refineries are shut down. And you won't see them restart for a few weeks at least.There WILL be oil shortage. And it will start in Asia first. How the clown markets can't see this is beyond me.
you're all fixated on oil whilst the credit markets are failing and they are suspending metal exchanges....
Double bottom on oil. This is your last chance to get in before we break the $100 sell wall and squeeze to hundreds of dollars.
>>61992519If it opens tomorrow the reserves will easily last before a serious shortage . Not that I think it will open anytime soon
>>61992521give me a slow rundown of the metal exchanges thing
>>61992521The oil shock is an initial catalyst for those other failure points.
>>61992258>>61992263I am of confuse.
>>61992524Okay retardSee ya at $75
>>61992524That guy on the right doesn't look too happy
Why is everything so green today
I also love how it's 9pm in Tel Aviv and all the raidfags have to clock out lmao.
>>61992521>technical issue halts tradingUnless someone hiests all the metal during the issue this is nothing
>>61992504That's right, I'm completely unaware of that
>>61992539im not
Oil down a few percent after going up 60%. Somehow that's a win
>>61992528Closed
OIL MARINESALERT ALERTWE'RE APPROACHING 91.5
Hold your oil, fertilizer and chemicals. This isn't over, not by a long shot.
>>61992552Keep coping
>>61992546That's ai. Nipples aren't hard enough for December.
>>61992551?Still $93-$94 on my screen
>>61992551It's going back from the bottom at $93, you lying kike. Go catch an iranian missile.
>>61992546training bras train boobs to grow?
>>61992563Filthy goy
>>61992565Literally yes.
looks like markets know that the war will be over soon
Can I get QRD on what is driving markets today???
>>61992570Cope in all directions
So hilarious right now that like natural gas terminals are getting drone striked all over Twitter and the oil market is just like crabbing asif nothing is wrong
>>61992570Greed, fear, and greed. As per usual.
>>61992041Mistake was selling desu
>>61992570I feel like the market is pricing in Trump getting impeached after losing the mid terms
OILILOST
>>61992573You only think that because P*rsians control the liberal media
>>61992567Buy the oil dip. $250 a barrel soon. It's only a matter of time before a missile strike converts your evil kike body into meat paste fertilizer that can be at least used for growing plants.
>>61992552This week: shortages start to become noticeable.Next 2 weeks: treasury shorts will expire.Likely a Friday price increase for oil, maybe sooner, and by the end of the month a circuit isn't unlikely.And after that I have no idea. Maintaining 150 crude would be difficult, but there will be no end to the war within Trump's term. Either he gets assassinated or the emergency measures (Russia oil for Europe etc...) get implemented in a few months.
>>61992573Because everything on Twitter is fake AIslop
>>6199257040 million dollars notional in 0dte puts against less than 5 in calls.
>>61992573It's fake news, the truth nuclear bomb is that everything bad about this military operation you are hearing is mostly AI propaganda straight out of Tehran boss.
i panic sold my uso calls
>>61992576Its pricing in the third term
1 trilly
Keep buying, stocks only go up from here
>>61992581>$250 oil I'm long oil but I don't see how this happens since demand will disappear before that.>inb4 yanks and their masters shorting No proof of that happening at all
>>61992593oi vey 1 gorillion
>>61992593You finally get out of 11 figure hell?
Just 3 more weeks and something will happen
Lock in there’s a cargo ship running the strait right now heading inwards. If they gets hit by an anti ship missile it’s on like donkey kong
93 BRUTUALLY REJECTED
>>61992585There are emergency reserves for fucking month, quick Google search will give you the numbers, literally billions of barils waiting. Smart money sold 8 days ago.Stop reading mainstream media and /pol/ who sensationalise everything.Nothing ever happen, sadly.
>>61992593niggers ITT actually still talking about rocks and oil in the age of the biggest revolution in the history of mankind holy shit
>>61992595The Treasury department said they were going to short oil before they tried to downplay it, and you can literally see them doing it on the WTI futures chart with the $100 sell wall. The CEO of the CME group was concerned enough to issue a public statement trying to get them to stop, and also last week Bessent got pulled out of an interview into the Whitehouse situation room, only to return looking extremely shook. They know that they fucked up by shorting oil under the assumption that it would be a brief oil shock that would lift before futures expiry, hence the unhinged israeli shilling about oil.
>>61992609I know how much reserves there are. They're not significant enough.
>>61992610>biggest revolution in the history of mankindNFTs?
>>61992601Jensen projected revenue got everyone hard for 2 minutes. Caused the surge at 3:09
>>61992521Well, look at what oild did in 2007 and the months after. 2008 WAS triggered by being an oil crisis first and foremost>b-but muh financial crisis, not an oil crisisIt was the trigger. Period. People couldn't afford to pay their stupid ass loans for a reason. Otherwise the charade could have gone for a few years longer. It then spiraled quickly into a catastrophic financial crisis.Something similar is brewing behind the curtains right now.Oil. It's always oil. This is why we watch oil first and foremost.
Why we selling
>>61992570Oil baggies' bags are stinky n' leaky
>>61992609>Billions of barrels So delusional >>61992612That's a lot of words and possibilities but no proof
>>61992612so what's the play anon?
>>61992621the jews did a flim flam and shook all the puts out then bought puts themselves at a great price
>>61992624The opposite of whatever he suggests
>>61992612can you put a TL;DR on that crap, I ain't got time to read all that shit boss.
>>61992621To save anons SPY short
I wish all of the israeli raidfag shills a very bright future as meatpaste buried under rubble. Buy the oil dip.
>>61992631god bless you guys I knew you'd have my back
GUYS LOOK AT OIL COMPUTER
>>61992635kek oil baggers
>>61992630TLDR:>hence the unhinged israeli shilling about oil.
>>61992632Just because some of us didn't buy the top of oil and/or forget to take profits doesn't mean we're Jew shills
>IREN +7,6% god damn I didnt have more cash at the start of the month aaagh
>>61992617yeah and then we have people looking at end of year oil future prices and come to the conclusion that everything will be normal by then.... oil may well be that price, but not for the reasons they think
>>61992313i sold my call near open and I'm down -20% from the pump
>>61992623>>61992624>>61992629>>61992630Bessent is clearly panicking because he knows that his oil shorts are going to create a "biblical disaster" according to the CEO of the CME Group.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1RUg39AVrI
>>61992585You know how I know you have no life? Because you fantasize about bad shit happening.
Hopefully I have $42 covered calls on IBIT assigned today.
>>61992636No retard it has bottomed and is about to rocket past $100 again.
>>61992644I find it weird that stocks are so easy to make money with but people still have to gamble
>>61992649KEK
>>61992651kek at you
why are we up? what changed?
>>61992647If you don’t want this house of cards to collapse you’re unironically evil.
They're bombing McDonald's again.
>>61992438did he really say that?
the 4 figure oil baggies are starting to lash out
>>61992647I don't fantasize. Bad shit happens all the time.
>>61992639I'm still down kek need to be back over 50. But it doesn't matter, this will be worth hundreds soon enough.
>>61992654Tuesday dumparacha in play
>>61992651>>61992652Now kiss and make up, jeetsWe're all good
>hurr theres ww3 happening but ill long stocks and short oil
>>61992148Ex chad here, 3.5 years for me. I have a body count in the high 20s, so my ego doesn't really have anything to prove. My long term gf dumping me kinda just melted my brain. Idk what happened, but I have brutal social anxiety after that. Getting dumped probably made my brain turn off all the serotonin and dopamine levers as some maladaptive survival mechanism
>>61992654I bought
war is bullish, oil shocks are bullish
Remember when Oil went negative for a couple of days? That was fun.https://youtu.be/LUpV2LSXn80?si=xqwrSdmRQglFfgh6
>>61992663relax, its one of the few comapnies who is solving the energy question with the data center infra, we're gucci, just hold and average down if you can
>>61992676>>61992676>>61992676
>>61992669There is?
>>61992669It's literally shills trying to contain the damage.
>>61992669>WWIII is happening>Look outside >Suns out, birds are chirping, the sky is blue and the grass is green>Check monitor>OIL dumpingLmao.
markets are getting extremely sharty, low liquidity, flailing market throwing a tantum that it has to go down
>President Trump is mulling strikes against key Iranian oil infrastructure on Kharg Island, according to US Ambassador to the UN Mike Waltz
>>61992670My body count is over 50+ and I gave up on women about 2020. Been a wanker since.
>>61992660Yes
>>61992678I literally said it will be 100s lol
Oil sisters... its over...We will be oil baggies forever...$92 and falling...
Im officially an oil bagholder. Please laugh at me
