report all spammers edition>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61991997
lol for free
WE ARE THE OIL MARINESAND WE'RE NOT FUCKING SELLING
Reminder that OP got offended when people were insulting israel in the last thread lol. Buy the oil dip.
Racism is not okay
> nows
There's actualluy dumbasses ITT doomposting about oil instead of watching the NVIDIA GTC keynoteProbably the same niggers who are bagholding silver>m-muh society will collapseLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I see now reason why oil would ever be above 95 dollars ever again
What stock do I buy if I predict many dead brown people?
>>61992692There are no bulls in this webm but those dogs look like bobo
shart market
>>61992690its both ok and encouraged
>>61992698HGRAFGRRRIRENdead browns and kikes can't sell
Reminder that there's a world war III going on act accordingly
what happened to the short squeeze hgraf brosIm down a lot of money buying at the top
>>61992693NVDA is expecting delays for their new slop
>>61992693dont care about the latest nvidia scam bro, priced intell me how the last 9 months of holding nvidia bags has been for you, lmao
>>61992698Energy producer ETN like OILU American defense etfs like ITA
>>61992687>>61992694Every israeli getting converted to meatpaste by iranian missiles is bullish for oil. Buy the dip before we hit $250.
trump fixed the market. you can buy calls eyes closed anon
just watching those volume spikes on the oil chart
>>61992714I’ll sit tight until April
>>61992694>I see now reason why oil India isn't sending their best
>>61992718Then you realize they actually are
Physical oil is the key sir, this baril will be worth 1 lakh soon.(I took this pic myself a few days ago, shat my pants seeing the baril jump every pothole)
>>61992690We do not use the n-word on this website , WE DO support DJT, the united states of america and future president jake paul
everyone knows its over and since retail is maxxed out on puts and shorts the kikes are trying to pump the market to shake them out and liquidate margin users just to avoid paying out the rightful winnings to based retail chads then when retail gives up and decides to stop fighting the all poweful kikes and they switch to longs and calls the kikes switch their trade to the real direction which is down and then rugpull everything. i hate kikes so much
>>61992707Heh, true.>>61992712>ITAThanks
>President Trump is mulling strikes against key Iranian oil infrastructure on Kharg Island, according to US Ambassador to UN Mike Waltz
>>61992728>shat my pantsWhy can't Indian traders shat in the loo?
>another fake & gay market day
>>61992728Americans will laugh when you die in an iranian missile strike. Buy the oil dip with extreme leverage.
>>61992716the bottom is already in. you might regret this
>>61992735>mulling Who cares Wake me up when its on fire because neither me or the WTI give af before then
hot market tip: the market wont do anything until the fomc, at which point itll sell off profusely, not because of the decision itself but so the administration can blame the fed
>>61992710so far no delays for vera rubin>>61992711cope oilbaggie LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOits still not late, you can buy NVDA, MU, SNDK, TSM, IREN, NBIS
HGRAF hoes what's going on
>>61992745Rate hike.
sndk x3 leverage, mu x5 leverage, iren x2 leverage. i fomoed at the top but i'm still green somehow
>>61992745Sounds about right.
Shipping guy hereAll the talk today has been the path taken by ships exiting Hormuz with Iranian permission.They all deviated from the normal route and went very close to Iran's coastline. The assumption is that the normal route has been mined. Mines of course tend to drift.We know that owners are being approached to run the gauntlet, but so far they are refusing. The Baltic Exchange has not suspended TD3C, which is the VLCC rate from AG to Far East, which means they know the route is "active" in theory. It hit a new all time high today, purely theoretical as no known fixtures. $600k to go into hell vs $270k pd for normal routes. The worry is that outside of the gulf there are not enough cargoes, so the market is going to zero sooner or later. That will tempt some owners to try their luck.
>>61992748Well it's not a squeeze
>>61992687He said the thing.
GRRR signed a $500M deal today and their market cap is still $300MAsymmetrical upsides, this baby is gonna fly
>>61992759Surely it's all academic? Any ship exiting would be crazy to go back in?So it's just escape really, not trade.
>>61992755Please stop using leveraged investment tools, anon. They reset every day and only give you perhaps 40% extra on the upside in exchange for 200% more downside. It's not worth it.
you wouldnt believe the amount of physical oil in my t-zone
>>61992770I know of owners who are outside the gulf being approached to go in and load.
>>61992757Makes sense Jerome is out soon anyways. I think he is cool with trump and just willing to be his punching bag so trump can blame someone else for the economy crashing.
>>61992742markets have memory
>>61992748head & shoulders, downward trendobserve carefully
>>61992759If Iranian traffic is flowing there is likely no mines at all since as you say they are unpredictable and extremely dangerous.Not that this matters since you would need minesweepers to verify this before anyone tires to cross and no navy is going near the straits out of drone fear. Drones are what actually keeps the pool closed
>>61992746why would i buy nvidia, a stock that hasnt gone up in nearly a year?
Is BRICS going to bail out the gold/silver bubble?
>>61992759Isn't Dynamo running ships through?You mean ships that would be transiting the strait are looking to take other routes, thereby driving shipping rates down?
>>61992776>I know of owners who are outside the gulf being approached to go in and loadThey said no, right?
>>61992759Are the rumours of ships being allowed if oil is paid in yuan true?
>>61992773You don't have to "maybe" values from your ass. You can just calculate what daily resetting leveraged ETFs give you under the assumption of a menu of outcomes.For example, if a 3x ETF (like KORU) has an underlying (EWY) that appreciates nicely without long choppy periods, then the rough additional multiplier applied to the inherent naive 3x multiplier seems to asymptotically converge to 1.9x.(3x * 1.9x) = 5.7x, this value does not account for the actual appreciation of the underlying yet.As said, this is a BEST CASE scenario, not the expected one, but it's not academic since this actually happened with KORU across the last 12 months.
>>61992782Its incredible how many retarded autistic fucks on here can't recognise obvious patterns, that should be the one thing you spazs can do!
>>61992776This surprises me since ships are getting hit while loading not only in the strait
>2:30 PM>Intel announced at NVIDIA GTC 2026 that Intel Xeon 6 is being used as the processor for NVIDIA DGX Rubin NVL8 systems>INTC tanks $1.15 since thenO-okay...
Absolute nigger marketPretending it doesn't care only to dump 4% tommorrow
mu is rugging
>UUUOOOHHH I'M GONNA PUMP BUY BUY BUY CALLS BE PRINTIN' YEAAAHH HAHAH MARKET IS SAVED LINE ONLY EVER GO UP BOBO FAILS TO CUM AGAIN LOLOLOL IMAGINE NOT BUYING THE DIPuh, yeah, sure
>>61992802This is a market xeons already had and are specialised for with accelerators . AMD is still killing them in raw compute though
>>61992789Dynacom has run 2 ships outbound.They ran some ships inbound but that was day 1 of the war, it doesn't count.Instead of loading in the gulf you can go to Yanbu, but it's not built to load that fast. Or Fujairah which is being bombed daily. Once the initial mess calms down the fact is there are a lot fewer cargoes out there, so the market will suffer.>>61992794Everyone I know said no. But someone will say yes eventually.>>61992795No idea. They allowed one Pakistani and one Indian ship, I think with approval after their governments asked.
>>61992785because the fundamentals are fantastic
>>61992814>But someone will say yes eventually.Fucking jeets.
>>61992802EPYC year old chips are better than Xeon 6. Super micro does most of the server sales anyways, NVDA just does the circular lending machines.
I just woke up and see that NVDA was 188.88 just a while ago before going down to 183Oh my fucking god, will this shit shit ever POP OFF?Holy fucking shit
>>61992824most overpriced stock in the world my dude. enjoy your crab until the market crash
DOC! WE’RE LOSING THE PATIENT!!
>>61992818If one's breakeven is $25k pd (opex + bank) and the normal routes outside the gulf pay $250k pd there's no reason to say yes, except extreme (dumb) greed.But if the routes outside the gulf go to zero (it can actually go below zero) and the gulf pays 6-digits, some people will do it. Esp if the bank starts breathing down their neck.
>>61992824That shit is maxed out. AI companies already allocated all the hardware they plan of receiving through 2027. There’s no more money to be thrown at AI. Market has reached saturation.
>>61992745>JPow is pissed that they tried to subpoena him>court has thrown it out>now he is pissed and wants revengeThey will leave rate unchanged but insert one or two highly unusual and alarming words into the release, algos will not know what they meant by this, panic accordingly, and crash the market
>>61992824relaaaaaaaax, never doubt the jacket
>>61992817Yes they are. But the period of phat gainz is long gone. It's more a conventional blue chip stock than a tech stock at this point IMHO.
200$ oil ANY minute now.
Oh cool so what is micron doing>dumpsWell surely sandwisk is worse off>pumpsThis became the most frustrating piece of shit I've ever traded.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61992825>ABLOO BLOO BLOOFuck off and choke on my nutsOverpriced my ass, this shit is being kept artificially lowShould have been 300 by now
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGHow'd we do today lads?>-14.85% My full port is in HGRAF and I purchased at the top :-)
6695-7000 is really close to max plain lmao.Whole market is Trump talking and short term options gamma.
>>61992840+0.34%
>>61992840+3.9%
>>61992840+8.95%Was over 11% at one point before that little afternoon minidump
>>61992840Today: +1.61%This Month: -3.64%This Year: -7.70%
>>61992840>+3.6%
>>61992840-99.82%
>>61992840>+$1,336.01 (+1.12%)
>>61992826Fuck you kek
>>61992840>+2.08%Feels like it's gonna dump tomorrow or Wednesday.
>>61992745>>61992834Even if JPOW really wanted to fuck over Trump by raising the rates, there's no way to justify it with the current Black unemployment numbers.
>>61992834Not doing a rate hike would be stupid with the inflation coming up. 50-75bp would be expected if he is doing his job IMO. Not to mention trump has to pay back tarrifs that were the deflationary pressure used to lower rates.
why did NBIS go up 20% today and why did i sell it all 2 months ago at $80 and miss out on 6k of gains
>>61992832Yeah yeah fuck off bubblefaggot>>61992835This gook needs to do somethingA buyback or some shit
>>61992840+0.09%
How does someone in their mid 30s with an atrocious reputation make money besides factory work?
>>61992840i wasn't a panican so i gained 1.2% or $1800 on my brokerage, retirement probably the same.
>>61992840Not enough
>>61992840+0.75% (unrealized)
>>61992859>Denial
>>61992861You can just need to jump in front of luxury cars and sue the drivers boss.
>>61992867gb2reddit bearcuck
>>61992861IPO your bussy
>>61992839Stop day trading. Buy and hold, at least for the short term. Buy in a little at a time and have your stop loss orders in place.>>61992840Up 1.94%. The big movement will come Thursday after MU earnings.
According to my analysis, this is the day to exit longs.
How will the next deepseek model hit the ai market?
>>61992861become independent contractor and run your own business
>>61992861face down, ass up
>>61992840Took 27k out of the market on profit taking. The rest did a measly .81% due to late day shenanigans.
is the stock market in a bubble? I heard about it on the tonight show, my favorite place for financial newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8xmTFz8Z6k&t=1s&pp=ygUWdG9uaWdodCBzaG93IGFpIGJ1YmJsZQ%3D%3D
So what's the best way to go about depopulating the world since low value people like the niggers or the wet backs aren't needed anymore in the age of AI boss?
>Every israeli getting converted to meatpaste by iranian missiles is bullish for oil. Buy the dip before we hit $250.
oil continues to sellthey cant stop the selling!
>>61992840>>61992843
>>61992840>>61992847+20.7%I'm mainly in Worst Korea.
>>61992859we're chilling, just stack everything in the industry
>>61992887It makes me laugh at just how retarded oil bulls have been since the strait nothingburger
>>61992894Using what instruments, anon? Us roundeyes can't buy Samsung stock, unfortunately.
>Reminder that OP got offended when people were insulting israel in the last thread lol. Buy the oil dip.
>>61992883holy kek bobos
>>61992899I have long-dated calls on EWY and KORU.It's fine that it's difficult for Westerners to buy SK Hynix and Samsung directly, I find the additional diversification of the market index desirable anyway.
>>61992883OH MY GOD SELL NOW NOW NOW
>>61992883>&t=1s&pp=ygUWdG9uaWdodCBzaG93IGFpIGJ1YmJsZQ%3D%3DFaggot, do you even look at your link before posting it?
>>61992900I bought the Torm top and failed to buy the samsung bottom even though I was monitoring it.
>>61992902Just enjoying the weather, waiting to buy back in faggot. Made a quick trade on VIX during the conference.
>>61992900I buyed botted the MUU top but I am not selling like a good little boy until they either close on me or I hit my secret secret price target
>>61992886>Indians flipping off oil and shorting itLol you people are literally going to starve from the prices
>>61992840Day: +0.25%YTD: +24.33%Waiting forever to see things go up.
oil is literally the same price it was on friday open
>>61992901>smg carefully curated by the j's you don't say
>>61992840Today: +0.51%This week: +0.69%This year: +0.12%
>>61992900I like eating shrimp.
>>61992894Based
>>61992918That Indian faggot has a short oil position at a $85 cost basis.
>>61992928Kek baggie
>>Indians flipping off oil and shorting itGood morning.No sir, bharat loves the Oils SARHonorable Mr. Khomeini will close le pool and making the Oils 10 tousand LakhsBe ready for Oils Moonings at 18:00 New Delhi Time, Sir.
>/smg/ still Kornheiserposting
>>61992900i bought mu with a x5 leverage 5min before the small crash at eod
>>61992872You are the most obnoxious tripfag too besides the soxlfaggot.
Why did it just qoute itself?
>SEC PREPARES PROPOSAL TO ELIMINATE QUARTERLY REPORTING: WSJ
>That Indian faggot has a short oil position at a $85 cost basis.
>>61992938wew
>>61992938i guess that's the end of>i do business with some of those companiesposting then
Found the place for free storage of my barils sirs.
>A direct communications channel between U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi has been reactivated in recent days, according to a U.S. official and a source with knowledge. TACO incoming
>>61992939Your going to need more barrels to cover those short bags Rajesh
kek oil bigglers
>>61992949>spreading fake news to calm markets and take away Iran's bargaining chipsasuga mossad
Did you guys know that China banned more fertilizer exports today?They banned fuel exports last week.They declined refiner requests to tap into the strategic petroleum reserve last week.They are in it for the long haul.
To whoever bought the MU 480C 3/20 I wrote, I'm genuinely rooting for you
>>61992955Obviously. Hopefully more EU countries pivot to China in the coming decade. Won't happen from the EU but I can see France lead the way there.
>>61992955>They are in it for the long haul.Aren't we all?They're just prepared.
>>61992955Sometimes China do choose wrong dough>>61992959Cute
>>61992959cute
>>61992947Sewer cleaners in India, once the lowest of the low castes, will now become rich, finding unlimited supply of oil in sewers and selling it at market price
>>61992962>>61992963It’s a ladyboy.
>>61992949>Iran, the country who has declared they will never surrender as long as Israel exists, who is being supported by both Russia (who benefits immensely from high oil costs) and China (who is laughing their asses off at America fucking its hegemony), with a leader who got his father, mother, sister, wife killed in an air strike, is now getting calls from America to negotiate peace because high oil prices is hurting us What could they possible offer. There is no world in dragging this out isn't the best thing for them
>>61992960There is no "pivot to China".China wants nothing from others except raw commodities. Oil, iron ore, coal, grains. And it also wants customers.There is not one thing the rest of world can make that China is happy to buy.
>>61992970>There is not one thing the rest of world can make that China is happy to buy.Willy extensions.
>>61992970Forgot bauxite.
>>61992969There's that.But there's also the fact that they won't be safe as long as Israel controls America.There will be no peace in the Middle East. Not as long as Israel exists.
>>61992949Holy shit Rest in RIP Oil baggies
>>61992968Boys can still be cute...
>>61992968Wait really
>>61992970Luxury goods and as the chinese middle class gets richer they will disere them both more foreign and in greater quantity
Jesus what a fucking demented retard, I'm losing IQ points just hearing him, it's incredible
>>61992840+0.2%+7.8%ytd
Why don't people just buy low and sell high? It's guaranteed free money.
>>61992969China will help Iran to no limit but Iran can still make the decision for a resonabke peace instead of having more people die and more infrastructure destroyed
>>61992970So just like any other country, cool.
>>61992976If Israel ceased to exist then who the fuck would run America boss?
>>61992976Well luckily the right wing in America is splitting in half so that might happens. For some reason the boomers thought it would be a good idea to tell all millennial and gen z men that if you don't support Judaism you're not a real Christian or American. And social media is exploding referencing Bible passages and the fact that the Talmud says Christ is in hell burning in shit
>>61992996Mexico aka drug lords
>>61992996Blacks
>>61992969throwing jared cushner in a parachute into teheran as a prisioner of war?
Wtf happened to my MU
>>61992991You mean the previous negotiations that ultimately didn't last for the umpteenth time? I don't see why Iran would believe in US or Israel to keep their word.
>Chinese ships are passing through the strait no problemRise of the Petroyuan.
>>61992969Iran was/is at a blink of civil war. No water, economic crippled and dependent to china.
Oil
>>61993015Everything is under control, don't worry
>>61993013Ok
>>61992938Is this good or bad?
>>61993015a mostly peaceful bombing
How many of you are investing in emergent markets?
>>61993013Nothing ever happens.- Iran won't escalate- there won't be a revolution/civil war in Iran- the shah won't return to Iran- both sides will declare victory as they did enough damage to save face- oil back to prewar prices EOY
>>61993000>>61993002Fuck that, give control of the greatest nation since Israel to a bunch of niggers and wetbacks? This is why we must completely decimate Iran and beat them into total surrender boss.
>>61992861kneepads
>>61993013Not after the bombing campaign they are not . The government can now blame all previous problems on Isreal, America or the dead ayatollahs dead admin
>>61992861Cut cost of living, van life is in your future.
>>61993039pretty realistic robot
Hgraf sisters is it over?
>>61992748My fellow hgrafers still alive? I'm hanging on. February shorts were forced to close today, right?
>>61992969Just the opposite babe. There is nothing for iran to gain from being bombed and i dont know where you get that, it isnt even logical. Israel doesnt control america either. I am worried about you right now, you were misled and confused before and now you are writing a whole bunch of new fanfiction and headcanon to vope with this curveball. I love you babe, take my hand and let me rescue you from this madness.
We should just put Trump in charge of Iran and rename Tehran, Trump Town.
>>61993050Hell no. I don't get the fud against this one. Have to assume it's just /biz/ schoolyard bants, and I can put up with that. I'm in it for the long haul.
>>61993053>Israel doesnt control america eitherNice try but this gave it away as bait
>>61993044Lol They already blamed America and Israel years ago.>I was pissed>Now I'm extra pissedC'mon
>>61993053>Israel doesnt control america either.
>>61992935Gib full image
>>61993061I mean all the bombing juat proves the theocracy right that Isreal and America are evil
>>61993053>Israel doesnt control america either
>>61992885Start by killing all the jews, then the west stops importing and feeding niggers and other third worlders at their own expense. White people make new enclaves and prosper from there, leaving the nigger lovers to drown in the mutt regions.
>>61992969You could almost reverse what you're saying and it'd be true as well.This hurts china and Russia a lot. USA is the biggest producer of oil, so i doubt USA would be the one dying for peace, that would be europoors, japan, korea, china etc. Sounds almost like the countries Trump called out for help.With that said, if the war doesn't end soon he'll get impeached so there's that.
>>61993068>>61993062>>61993060The US controls Israel, actually. We are the puppetmaster.
>>61993074>Dirverts weapons from Ukraine >brings India back to being friendly >Euro and NA sanctions dropping>Oil above $90 How does this fuckfest hurt Russia ?
>>61993015are we being a panican anon?
>>61993073Slow down there Hitler.
>>61993074>This hurts china and Russia a lot.nigga whatu tarded
HGRAF... not even once. No but seriously I might buy when it drops down to one dollar
>>61993059Probably should has dumped more into this if it’s a long term play. I only put $5k into it at the top. Down a significance amount so far
>>61993093>>61993083Two retards
>>61993050>-15%/dayThat's a clear pump and dump, sister
>>61993095Wait, so HGRAF makes those toys that vibrate when you tip the camgirl? BVLLish.
>>61993098ye u and this nigger >>61993074
god, I wish someone pumped and dumped me
>>61993105Go to a gay bar faggot.
futes closed for an hour OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPaPly0hzE
>>61993055The Ayatollah of rock'n'roll ah
>>61992969Trump is worried.Not about elections but about the scale of the fuck up. I don't think he has forgotten what happened to Kennedy at the hands of the glowies and the realpolitik financiers/captains of industry/civil serants /joint chiefs - the serious men who *actually* run the world -when him and that fucking retard Bobby Mac almost brought global nuclear war via the Cuba fuck up.This is a very, VERY big fuck up at a very sensitive transitional time in global society and geopolitics. Things were just barely being held together by the AI meme.He has cost a lot of the serious men a lot of money and peace of mind, if I were him I would be worried too.
>>61993095So can we get a link to these videos please? I need to coom
>>61993122Well hey at least Israel is saf-Oh wait, no they are fucked up too right now. What did he accomplish again?
my schizo prediction is that trump will get impatient and bomb/occupy kharg after markets close on friday, resulting in iran escalating again and targeting GCC oil facilities even harder. he's obsessed with kharg and thinks it's a pain point for iran
>>61993083Let's see, they lose influence and one of their last allies. The other ally that keeps them alive. China, is getting rekt.Iran makes drones for Russia used in Ukraine Most of Russia oil is sold to China.You could probably think of some reasons.I do agree that Ukraine probably comes out losing if west is focused on iran for another month.
>>61993088No. I closed my long at break even today. I'll open another tomorrow. At some point it will go parabolic.
I have a bad feeling.
>>61992969We could offer Iran access to open new McDonald's, Wal-Marts, and slow smoked pulled pork BBQ restaurants in exchange they must give up their nuclear ambitions, and stop creating drones and missiles. This will bring peace to the region.
>>61993137The serious men aren't just Jews.They're the pragmatic realpolitik people in every society/race/religion who actually run the world and generally get shit done and do what it takes behind the scenes to keep the machine running.I think Don knows that at present he is firmly in the liability column, and will seek to get himself out of that spot ASAP.
>>61993143Ukraine are over the hump. They produce most of what they need these days except for patriots. The energy bombardment isn't an issue now it's spring and they are slowly but surely pressing forwards convincingly. Europe and UK will continue to help but will have to source weapons from other places than the USA is all. America is the only loser.
>>61993150Yeah, same
>>61993143>makes drones for RussiaRussia has been making their own sneeds for years and don't need sand people for manufacturing, just the design. >ally The whole point of russia proping up the Iranian regime is to cause america pain so they are serving the function perfectly and may even survive to be used again . >Rekts China Highly debatable
>>61993150I'm sure it's just a fart, or are you American?
>>61993150good
>>61993039that's cool, I want exoskeletons and shit
I have a good feeling :)
>>61993182Yeah, same
>>61993169kek the iranians know the score... they just need to nail the timing now
>>61993189It seems to imply trump is panican.
I'm thinking oil won't hit 150 or 200 at this rate.Looks like a deal is about to happen.And then the spy will hit 7000
Expected a bigger bounce with the oil pull back.
>>61993195Another leg down firstDeepest cut
>>61993195>Looks like a deal is about to happen.I doubt that very much.
I expect the use of abc weapons in the near future and rate hikes from the fed AND the ecb. something is about to happen and I am sure no one here is prepared.
>>61993201The Ides Of March have passed, the worst will come this week to shake out timid bulls then frameworks of a deal will be announced and markets retard pumpI'm talking fucking dumbass pumpsReverse circuit breakers.
>>61993206I'm prepared. Got some rope in the cupboard.
i feel like i was the only person to lose money today, besides the person full porting HGRAF
>>61993213death will not save your from eternal damnation. the situation is bleak and hopeless.
>>61993210I think things will carry on as they are until something bad gets hit that there's no going back from. Iran isn't going to negotiate.
>>61993217I lost too but I haven’t sold
>>61993210I'm sorry but you're retarded.Iran's demands would include wiping Israel off the map.
>>61993229Let’s make a deal
>>61993195I don't think 200 will happen. Seems like a alot of cope from people that bought in at 80-90. You really should have bought in much earlier it when they moved the ships to iran. it was 60 a month ago
>>61992840-$115Basically zero change
>>61992840+0.00% the eternal crab strikes again
>>61992840-29%literally ruined
>>61993217>i feel like i was the only person to lose money todayYou have like 60%+ of your profolio in some shitty meme stock you think will moon don't you?Look up diversifying
>>61993231It hit $150 the year my son was born. He's a grown man now. Adjusted for inflation $200 is nothing to be fair.
>>61993229they're almost done with that
So what's going on with private credit, are we actually risking another subprime?
I dont see any logical reason for oil to be going down. But the fact that I'm getting buttraped means I'm wrong.Maybe I shouldn't have bet against the world's interest
>>61993095Get a load of this fucking retard being bamboozled by a reddit post without checking if that shit was real. Hey faggot, I got a bridge...
>IBIT closed below $42Good think I sold another call for Friday
>>61993243im mostly cash, but holding BOIL over the weekend crashed hard
>>61993253it stinks but nobody really knows, it depends how fast people will panicunironically if shit keeps happening and media are distracted the bubble could just deflate without popping
>>61993253People have been crying about private credit for 5 years now. Absolute nothingburger.
>>61993229Sure thing Mr geopolitical strategist
>>61993229I might be retarded but I'm not wrong
So why aren't you guys using bots to monitor shit, buy low and sell high?
>>61993302You’re retarded and wrong.
>>61993306who needs bots when smg does it for free
>>61993268>holding BOIL over the weekendLmao
so why were equities green today, along with crypto bouncing quite hard? I didn’t see anything about the strait being opened up, but I haven’t been paying much attention to the news.
FOUR THREESAND THE MARKETGOES DOWN MORE PLEASE
>>61992840+1.61% a very good day with almost everything green, makes me a bit worried that's not going to last
If they can bring our rates to zero then I will be happy
>>61993333Fake
>>61993330the strait is wide open as long as no one goes through
>>619933303 tankers were let through because they were going to pakistan and paid for in yuan
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>>61992759What is your take on this getting resolved?
>>61993028it means the market would go blind for a long time and then once every year there would be a brutal correction (either for upside or downside) with a ridiculous amount of volatility. Maybe it makes insider trading even more disgusting?
GO OIL GO
kek oil beggers
> futures
>>61992840+1.28%I'm 20% in SGOV cause I need short term stability
>>61993333
>>61993169>oil tradersSomehow it's so funny a politician calls out essentially /biz/raelis by name
>>61993330There hasn't been like one giant announcement, but like 10 little developments that all seem like the Strait will soon be semi open
>>61992814>fewer cargoesnotably less since the war or already been the case?
>>61992969We bought another house today btw, wanted you to know so you would stop buying reits, we are a little heavy in real estate now
>>61993411>10 little developments that all seem like the Strait will soon be semi open10 more little developments
>>61993422did you buy the house for me babe?
So what happened with oil and gas?
Oil marine sisters, I hope you are mentally prepared for another leg down... try not to stay calm, you only lost money.
You see, the problem with longing oil is that it has this incredible talent for making you feel like a genius right before it absolutely humiliates you in public. It waits patiently while you stack up your bullish reasons—“geopolitics!”, “tight supply!”, “$100 is inevitable!”—and just when you start mentally spending your future gains, it rolls over like a bored cat and erases three days of progress in one afternoon. It loves round numbers because that’s where optimism goes to die: everyone lines up for the glorious breakout, and instead oil hands out a complimentary rug pull with a side of emotional damage. And the best part? It never crashes in a satisfying straight line when you’re long—it does the slow, grinding drip, just enough red each hour to keep hope alive while your P&L quietly bleeds out. Then, the moment you finally give up and sell, convinced the trend is over, it rips back up out of nowhere like it just remembered it had somewhere to be. Longing oil isn’t just a trade—it’s a masterclass in being confidently wrong at exactly the worst possible time.
>>61993435US has accepted Iran's terms
>>61993453>tldr Typing novels won't relieve your bags rajesh
>>tldr>Typing novels won't relieve your bags rajesh
>Trump asks to postpone long-awaited summit with China’s XiLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
What are the chances of the FED funds rate being above 3.75% at the march meeting?
>>61993489Q predicted this, financially
>>619934960, the fed will never hike.
If you are an oiltard still bagholding... Freak the fuck out and panic sell right now. You are about to get raped. Trump is behind the scenes preparing to TACO as we speak. He knows he's universally hated for this war. He's getting closer and closer to an offramp. The IEA are preparing to dump their bags onto your face as we speak... oil companies around the world are preparing to sell their inventories as fast as they can after a near 50% jump in their margins... and you are still there, longing the generational top. If you are an oil bag holder, immediately sell all of your oil, come back to this thread and beg to suck my cock, and if, and only if you can satisfy me I will show you mercy.
>>61993489bullish or bearish?
>>61993506BearishThen Bullish when they eventually meet
>>61993504I thought Hindis like you ARE the oil longers?
how long until dumpy throws a temper tantrum and starts tariffing all the countries that refuse to send ships to the strait lmao
>>61993525he will start air campaigns on all countries refusing to be his ally
>>61993268>Leveraged ETFNow I know your a retard only idiots trade or hold these. There is much more efficient ways of achieving leverage with less risk
>>61993453>Longing oil isn’t just a trade—it’s a masterclass in being confidently wrong at exactly the worst possible time.No it isn't. It's a patience game. It's not for the feint of heart but the parabola is coming. Some losses will be taken on the way but nobody surfs the big wave on their first time in the water.
>>61993525A couple of days. He'll rage bomb the pipes first. Likely over the weekend.
