I'm on welfare and one of the conditions is a networth below $10k and if my crypto rises it will be above that so how do other anons deal with that?
>>61993744gold under your matress
>>61993744Fly to HawaiiEat at restaurants 3 times a dayRent a car drive around the island- don't rent the cheapest oneTake a helicopter tour. Go fishing or whale watchingFly homeWalla you qualify for welfare again
>>61993744pokemon/sports cards unironically.
>>61993757I don't have a mattress, I couch surf and occsaionaly stay in homeless shelters.
net worth? is it not based on income?
>>61993786You need a net worth below 10k and basically 0 income to qualify.
>>61993786BothIn the US you need income below something like 15k and assets less than 3k not counting vehicles and house so long as it's not paid offYou could probably drive a lambo and live in Beverly Hills and collect welfare as long as you don't make much money and don't have any cash
>>61993799You are a retarded nigger if you don't have it in wallets off exchanges, but you live in section 8 so its not a surprise really
>>61993851That would be illegal, sirWe don't do illegal things here and we certainly don't encourage others to
>>61993744I have the same issue. This >>61993757 It's basically why I got into PMs. Crypto was too much of a pain, they banned the ATMs so I had to use a bank account, defeating the point. Just buy gold or silver.>>61993759This is how they keep you poor.
>>61993744you dont tell them about your crypto. simple. thats the entire point of having finances out of the kike system bro
>>61993896How the fuck are you supposed to cash out?
>>61993885>This is how they keep you poorIt's literally what you have to do if they audit you>be me>youngest son is on disability>after 6 years they decide they didn't pay enough>send me a check for $14k they underpaid>you HAVE to spend it on your son>we need to see receipts>no you can't save it for him, you'll go over the asset limit>have less than 30 days to spend $14k on my disabled kid>?????>took him and his brother to Disneyland and then HawaiiProblem solved
>>61993851Are they drafting teenagers now?>>61993744Uhm xmr?
>>61993908They mandate bullshit like this then attack people on welfare for "wasting money". Anyway one thing my wife's boyfriend does is overpay rent. He can recoup that money over time by paying less future rent. There's also the old method of going to the casino. In your case I'd buy jewellery or high-value electronics and return/sell it ASAP.
>>61993744$10k savings limit is absurdly low. I have a friend who also worries about this. But, I would assume they don't enforce this because $10k is absurdly low.
>>61994176In the US they usually don't check, but if for some reason they think you might be lying they'll check. The punishment is at minimum paying back the benefits.Maximum is a felony and prison rape
>>61993744I’d buy jewelry if I were in that situation. 18k gold. it’s portable, holds value and you can wear it at all times
>>61993744Trusted family members, 501c3 charities...you can be a millionaire on foodstamps as long as you only hold a house and everything else is in IRAs.
>>61993744there's a 6k limit in the uk.. I hit six figures back in 2021 so just went all in xmr since then.every 2 years or so they ask to see my bank and 3 months of bank statements kek, I just leave 2-3k in there.
You lost it in a boating accident
>>61993908Is that actually how it works? That is so insane...
Lmao it's 100k here in Canada, 200k since the wife and I both have disability status.
Call the local welfare office and ask if a Bitcoin account counts as assets. In some states only liquid checking and savings accounts counts as assets. Since the Bitcoin account is not as liquid it might not count.
>>61994383t. mong
>>61994383Yeah but 100k in Canada is equal to 10k anywhere else
>>61993744Sell all your crypto bullshit and buy gold. They don't and cannot know if you hold physical gold.You are welcome.
>>61994476Cool story bro. I'm also close enough to the border to hop over for cheaper gas and Amazon orders.
>>61994502I just reported you to ICE
>>61993908Why didn't you buy gold. What a retard. You 100% deserve to have a disabled son.
>>61994550Because they wanted receipts and gold would put me over the asset limitAre you drunk or just stupid?
>>61994513Like they'd care. Hes spending money in the US which is beneficial to the great American empire. Who you want to be calling is the Canadian tax agency since hes avoiding Canadian sales tax.
>>61994569Obviously I declare everything at the border m8
>>61994569It was an obvious jokeIce would probably arrest me for wasting their time
>>61994263>every 2 years or so they ask to see my bank and 3 months of bank statements kek, I just leave 2-3k in there.Here the tax authorities have access to bank accounts and have automatic systems that detect if you're trying to avoid being robbed by them. It's an uphill battle.
>>61993904start an only fans and slowly pay yourself crypto to see your own bussy
Monero solves this
>>61994502Canadian dollars are worth nothing compared to USD or Euro monies.>cool story bro *passive aggressive in a gay lisp*Canadians have the lowest testosterone in the world
>>61994558pokemon cards, its the easiest loophole
>>61993851That guy is wayyyy too young to be in uniform. Is that real?
>>61994974wouldnt that be pretty much the same as hiding money under your mattress
>>61994491They also don't and cannot know if you have crypto. OP doesn't own any crypto, he has some receipts for paper crypto on a centralized exchange. Get that shit onto your wallet, move it to another wallet or two and w'allah, nobody knows which wallet is yours and nobody can prove shit
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>>61993744Quit being a nigger.
>>61993744"What crypto? I don' got no steenkin' crypto!"
>>61994616>ALERT ALERT>ANON'S BANK ACCOUNT ISN'T SPENDING ENOUGH GOYBUCKS>QUICK! AUDIT HIM!This doesn't sound true.
