only nebiusGODS allowed edition>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61992676
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oil baggies>oil baggies
Looks like iran has lost all of its capabilities
>>61993918Tucker Carlson is gonna win in 2032 and win on an anti israel ticket and since he loves gold he'll implement a gold standard so buying gold is extremely important.But by that time trump is gonna balkanize america or something.
Hgraf sisters what’s the move
>>61993903>META planning on laying off 20% of staff >Due to cash flow and AI loan obligations>positions are not being replaced by AI
>>61993922You trusted an OnlyFans model.Buy gold next time.
>>61993922Can I get a quick rundown on hgraf I hadn’t heard of them before the weekend
saylor is a genius
>>61993921hes not anti israel hes just america firsthttps://x.com/MaverickDarby/status/2033532986315120696
>>61993924>tech layoffsSame as it ever was
why do we hate Elon again...?
>>61993925I'm in love with a onlyfans "model"
>>61993930He's the only hope for the white race because he's respectable, a good person and well spoken. everyone loves him. Leftists love him too.He also likes gold standards.Actually the only reason people would hate him would be the gun rights and immigration.
>>61993935Because he's a pro israel rat.
>>61993935hes a silicon valley technocrat. his only disagreement with the international fascists of brussels is that they want to be in charge instead of him.
>>61993939proof?
>>61993935>nigger + jew lover>using spaceX IPO to cover xAI insolvency.
>>61993935i hate everyone as a default
>>61993951Based & Hatepilled
>>61993933>same as it ever was
>Governments around the world announcing energy subsidies due to the unfolding oil crisis>Markets still in denialIt's going to be so glorious
MSFT is the worst stock on the market. Pure penny stock trash. It’s over. Short it down to zero.
I fart in the gym to ward off niggers, financially speaking are REITs still a solid play in 2026?
>>61993967It’s very bizarre but at least I’m positioned accordingly.
>$96 and climbing Rajesh bros?
>>61993967TACO after TACO will do that to a nigga. everyone will be asleep when the captain crashes this ship.
>>61993976REITs suck. Either buy a condo in the city or go live in a trailer in the woods if you can't afford that. REITs are a meme.
>>6199392498% of META's revenue is from ads, these tech companies have over hired, META has more employees now than before COVID
>>61993982Scott Bessy went home, he will be back in the office tomorrow at market open to resume shorting oil. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
AIRS EORN and HUDI screenshot this
>>61993997They look ass I shan't be screenshotting nowt
>JPOW buys the AAPL bonds>BESS buys the OIL contractsHas the stock market been solved?
>>61993922OG here. I'm holding. I don't care if the shorts try to paint a bearish chart. Fuck them.
Rates are going up because they think they can bring down the cost of oil by punishing people who take out loans because the solution to an oil crisis is to use less oil, eat less food and grow less wheat
>casually secures its entire market cap in contracts from meta in a single day>meanwhile iren taking out 50% of its market cap in debt for aimless capex expansion>meanwhile crwv's whole business thesis is being 1000x levered to the tits in debt hoping nvidia never stops bidding it in favor of a better more fiscally responsible neocloud (like nbis)imagine being an irencel or crwvchud, could never be me
1 Trillion Dollar
SAARS SAARS OIL TO $250 SAARS
I'm about to hit CVS to buy some Go(y)d and Plentys... you guys need anything?>>61993976More niggers moved into the neighborhood
>>619940322 Trillion Dollar
If they declare another pandemic I am going to blow my brains out.https://news.sky.com/story/meningitis-outbreak-latest-university-student-and-school-pupil-die-as-11-also-fall-ill-13520387
ok bussy gods give it to me straightis my 1 share of uso going to make it?
>>61994043Always 1 Trillion Dollar more than you
>>61994035>the N showKek
Chance of SPY opening at -10% tomorrow and saving my puts?
>>619940690.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
>>61994069I don't think oil is going to fall for the forseeable future but the bull run is probably over for now since neither side seems interested in escalating further. Iran doesn't want to alienate non-western oil customers and Trump doesn't want a ground war. It will probably run again in the future however when the shortages start.
>>61994035SARRRS OIL TO $85 DEN THEI WILLL BIBI $250. SARRS. 16:00 New Delhi time SARRS. 18-03-26 SARRS. AND FUCK YOU BASSARD SIR. I NEED TO CLOSE OUT MY $85 SHORT SARRS FIRST PLEASE SARRS. I WILL GIVE YOU HIV BUSSY SARRS, INDIAS FINEST BUSSY FUCKIN BASSARD.
Scott Bussy just woke up
>>61994108Probably has google alerts and knew we were talking about him
for real is nehtanyu dead? Many are saying it
MUbros, how we feeling? we diamond hands after earnings, selling everything or trimming our highest bought shares? this nvidia news got to be bullish right?
>>61994086ASTS and PL chuds how are you feeling this week?
>>61994111>many You mean /pol/ ?
>>61994116when's the last time you heard literally anything from israel?
>>61994116I don't think he is but I know one hyperlefty and it's not just pol
>>61994121Today when they announced the war would last another 3 weeks at least but that wasn't bibi himself saying that . Bib is obviously in hiding so he can't receive any retribution for murdering the Iranian regime during negotiations but he's almost certainly still alive .
>>61994090You single handedly saved the market.
>>61994072I should have sold em today but wtf I'm expecting more of a fight from Iran>>61994115Wasn't ASTS two weeks ago? I'm extremely bullish on PL I hope they mention how much they are working with the gov in earnings. I bought calls today at 24
>>61994116you see this post and you see how the board and site are dead
>futures
Noooooo I can’t trade crypto with Iran War what is this madness about what the fuck, do I buy COIN 300 July tomorrow? Dammit I really don’t want to go in on anything yet I’m upset for not getting coinbase at 180. Why crypto going up anyway??
>>61993967You're the one in denial. Nothing is going to happen.
>>61994113We won't know until Thursday. In ordinary times they'd take off like a rocket, but this market is irrational and scared of its own shadow. I'm just grimly holding on to what I've got.
>>61994089Reuters says that the gulf states are calling for total shia death now so we may see more escalation
kek oil bagglards
>>61994172>host military of a foreign country>give them access to land, radars and logistics>that country attacks your neighbor unprovoked>act surprised when neighbor hits backGulf Arabs are quite tiresome.
>>61994035>>61994072>>61994090>>61994163>>61994187Please allow me to give you some financial advice on why you should buy every oil dip with extreme leverage before we squeeze to $250+ per barrel. Thank God for dead israelis. Israelis die and God laughs. Iranian missile strikes are comedy in God's eyes. The world gets a little bit whiter each time Iran kills an israeli. Thank you for reading this financial analysis.
>crcl hit 129I missed out on 600 bucks in profits. Which isn't huge, but I only sold it because I thought the market was crashing. And didn't long oil, then sell the oil, then long sandisk or something. Always a fakeout.
>>61993938manufactured hero by the CIA class leadership after the disastrous presidency of Gavin Newsom pushes america into the arms of Langley.
>the fire on the aircraft carrier was larger than initially reported>600 sailors displaced>spread through many areas of the ship>part of the reason it had to leave the combat area to go repairA laundry fire. Hmm.
You did max long the double oil bottom at $92.50, right anon? Time is running out to cover (((their))) shorts before futures expiry.
>>61994172I don't think anyone with a brain buys for two seconds that muzzies in the gulf aren't just as antisemetic as the Iranians. Qatari gov controls Al Jazeera and they are constantly bashing Israel in spite of the fact it is Iran who is attacking them.They always talk out of both side of the mouth, publicly supporting Israel and peace and such, and then ponying up billions for the construction of wahabist and salafi schools in Africa.They all have pretty much the same outlook deep down, the difference being that the Pesians have German/Serb tier racial/civilizational egos and will never accept any sort of accommodating foreign policy.
>>61994089So you think nothing will happen? Idk I just don't see it.
>>61994125bibi's dead. assassinated by another israeli is my bet.
>>61994220retarded baggie
>>61994221Gulf state Arab antisemitism is like lefty antisemitism.Virtue signalling until it gets expensive then they cuck to isreal . Shia antisemitism on the other hand is hardcore chud self harming levels of antisemitism
why is oil pumping AH? WHY ARE FUTURES RED? I THOUGHT BESSENT FIXED THE MARKET. in any case they’re gonna dump oil again next session. They’re never gonna let it stay that high, it makes no sense. The market’s gotta stay green.
>every single stock is up>hgraf fucking DUMPINGnature is healing
>>61994232Buy the oil dip and then go catch an iranian missile with your face.
>>61994220> The only way I was sure that this was AI generated was by noticing that they don't all wear the same shoesgrim
what retard dares to say that this doesn't look bullish?
>>61994246It's a real photo. Only the people outside the administration are wearing different shoes.
>>61994113Finger on trigger AH. Looking for my sndk and wdc sympathy pumps as well. Im gonna exit storage after this week. Been in since November. Im tired.
>>61994251Future Iranian missile targets. Buy every dip.
>>61994251>big rejection candle without getting anywhere near previous highyeah no
>>61994251Looks bearish to me.
Oil to 250… rupees. I scammed you saar. Haha I redeem.
>>61994251looks like failed suppresion
>>61994278The Treasury is shorting WTI at $100, but expiry is approaching so they will have to cover. They shorted with the idea that this would really be a four day special combat operation to de-Islamify Iran before oil prices would fall, but now they're trapped.
>>61994251You ever been on a roller coaster? You know when the last car is on the last part of the chain? Yea, thats the last candle on that chart.
>>61994251Reminds me of silver, look what happened there
>>61994288>>61994283>>61994278fuckin' contrarians
>>61994233Again I disagree. Their opinions are identical. The difference is the level of pride. Iranians are a very proud people. And I don't mean that in a complimentary way, I mean they're cultural/racial supremacists.It really doesn't even have a whole lot to do with Islam, even in Islam they need their own special snowflake branch.
IPI better go up, I already lost this much on HL callsMy early deep gains on metals and materials and WMT are basically offset
>>61994298They're literally israelis hiding in their child rape bunker.
r8 my prediction:tomorrow red crabweds pump into fomc dump afterthurs/fri red
Why don't we just drop the MOAB on Tehran? Is it cause we physically can't or is it morafaggotry?
>>61994316i wish jerome would drop a moab on me
>>61994316Surely bombing more civilians will reopen the strait. Buy oil.
>>61994317Mother of a binterest rate cuts
The RDDT chart is legit depressing to look at even though I despise the company
mubros you think we'll hit 500 by the 18th? Think I'm ready to get out.
>>61994298Oil at 115 isn't a bad thing for the Americasdoubt it will break the system
why oil rug? everyone said it was a lock over the weekend. might have got people ded
>>61994220wait, is that the medically retarded democrar grug that won an election in pennsylvania?
>>61994321i actaully been to moab, utah and it was a nice place, bit of a tourist town but i had a good sandwich
unnnnnnnggghhhhi'mopening the straitAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61994344>fetterman
NIGGERS N OIL
>>61994165if this nvidia partnership is projected to pump the stock even more, why not keep holding?
>>61994346don't push too hard babe you'll prolapse
another oil tanker been hit, oil bros are back up.
>>61994344Being a traitor to a foreign country knows no such thing as party allegiance. Buy every oil dip with extreme leverage.
OPEN THE STRAIT!!
>oil is still sub $100Saars? Benchod bastards?
>"Thank you very much, have a good time."Lmao every once in a while he shows that he's still got the memes in him.
>>61994397midwit
bought a $500 strike MSFT leap for january 2028 watch these niggers go bankrupt now just to steal my $4k
How low will UAE and QAT iShares go. Worth getting in on the action when they bounce up?
I'm gonna file the section 475 and claim TTS for all the extra extra sweet tax write offs and you can't stop me!!
henlo mister jeromeplease answer my qeustionhttps://youtu.be/fPiqAwpkS5Qthank u mister jerome
Is gold safe now?
>>61994436Yea I have a short open against it so you should be fine
>>61994111its bullshit but i believe it
once again reminding my smg bros to hoot into OWL stock, plenty of room in this nest. with over a 10% dividend yield it is free money. looking to make this 100% of my portfolio in the next week or so.
>>61994020Damn everythingwhy am I such a pussy
>>61994428No
i should just do leaps. i do really well with picks that are months out. my daytrading is absolutely disastrous.
>>61994113Niggers have no idea where we're headed>MUGODS
>>61994436dont know, im long GLD if that means anything.>>61993903i dont know what to do anymore>be me>23yo virgin>dont really care, so I bleach my hair>random girl comes up to me and compliments it>try talking to her more>look of absolute disgust on her face like I spoke of her mother poorly>realize this is the "girls cant compliment guys because they end up hitting on you" foid cope>think about how girls will just say shit to other girls regardless of it being true (omg ur so cute to a 300lb whale)>realize she probably saw it as a body positivity thing and not that she actually liked my hair>tfw she thought it was so ugly it warranted a complimentIt "looks good" but not good enough for her to consider me as an option. Felt like an insincere compliment and made me feel worse.
>>61994464She probably thought you were gay, because straight men do not bleach their hair hommie.
>>61994466i literally want to maim her
When in doubt, buy Petrobras
>>61994471you mean sexually or just violently?
>>61994471you make feminist propoganda look sane lolyou died your hair like a fag and she thought she was safe giving you compliment and now you want violence.
>MUwhats the expected move after earnings? +/- 200 dollars?
>>61994464Talk to chicks like another human being, you can hit on her as things move on. You think she doesn’t get 100s of pajeets on social media and fuck bois hitting on her everyday? It shows confidence too. Just ask her what she likes to do and ask for her number to hang out like friends. It sounds stupid but if she pulls back later on after getting to know each other a little bit, act distant like you don’t want her unless you are exclusive and don’t want to just be friends. Don’t to the simping orbiter shit, just get her hooked, and make it clear you want a relationship and you’ll never talk to her again, or will get with another chick if she doesn’t commit. DO NOT TAKE A HOE SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOUR FUN AND FIND A BETTER CHICK.
>>61994471>THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>61994481That’s shit sucks, it’s easier to weed out the bad ones so you don’t develop these feelings for a hoe that will ruin you.
>>61994478+/- $25Just look up an ATM option with 3/20 exp
Gas prices are going up in a straight line by 20-30 cents per day. Everything that the Treasury isn't manipulating through naked shorting is starting to reflect an energy crisis.
What are we thinking on crude Tuesday and the fed conference Wednesday?
Shock market general.
>>61994474idk ruin her beauty in some manner so she can feel a troy ounce of my pain>>61994475I would have rather been called a fag than recieve that """"compliment"""" I was prepared for the shit flinging, not the two-faced shit.>>61994479>>61994482did you read my green text? I wasnt given an option at all. this is a recurring theme>>61993903I am once again improving post quality for /smg/:US citizen, 15k networth, own Btc and GLD calendar spreads. in my roth I have PLTR, SGOV, VT, VIG, and GLD. I recently trimmed my market ETFs into more cash.>>61994497slight increase in crude, fed wont cut, minutes dont really matter that much and they are unlikely to cut until at least august barring clown world
>>61994497It double bottomed at $92.50. China is the one supplying Iran with all of their military intelligence, and they're refusing to open their oil reserves because they're expecting the shortages to get a lot worse. The oil short squeeze is inevitable.
>>61994506Post face
>>61994507>The oil short squeeze is inevitable.Everyone at my Hindu temple is saying this. You're probably right.
>>61994508its been posted before
>>61993903>The Securities and Exchange Commission is preparing a proposal to eliminate the quarterly earnings report requirement and instead give companies the option to share results twice a year, per WSJBros, I think its unironically over, SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FUCK NOOWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA>https://youtu.be/nR0lOtdvqyg?si=76Secb3YAuZMVyCf
>>61994509Post foreskin.
>>61994506lemme ask you this. in a relationship, what you ultimately want is a complete control over the other person?
>>61994506stop being such an emotional little faggot babe>>61994511in what world is fraud not bullish?
>>61994517Frauds always collapse. This scam market is going to implode into a black hole from all the manipulation.
>>61994507Next major support is $82, I’ve been sitting out since Friday waiting to buy in. Think they will continue shorting oil on market open like last week.
>>61994518Companies would basically only give positive guidance, 6 months is a long time
>>61994523Yeah you would think they would operate more conservatively to have short term guidance every 3 months, instead of 6 months. Realistically with how corrupt shit is, they would just get creative on how to fraud investors.
>>61994529I think another angle would be to convince more private companies to IPO, a big argument for staying private is avoiding all the quarterly reports. Probably actually the main catalyst for the proposal
strait is wide open for Iranian tankers
>>61994543when is it going to be open for all tankers?
>>61994548two more weeks
The more I read, the more I'm convinced there is nothing missing, the market is just mentally retarded.
>>61994557Nothing ever happened?
>>61994548The Iranians ensure the safety of any tanker transiting the strait with an US escort
>>619945482-3 years. It’s crazy how war has changed, all you need is some Chinese drones to take out a 20 billion dollar ship. US naval ships have already retreated from the area.
>>61993938kikes will never allow it. they will deal with him the same way they dealt with charlie
They should call them COMEDYTIES instead.HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Bessent goes to bed
Bull bros!? Is something happening?
Oil just spiked 5% wtfwt
>>61994579Traders just got breaking news: there's a war in Iran and oil can't get out!
>>61994579Wow its almost like there's a massive shortage of oil somewhere in the world
>>619945632-3 years would be crazy
>>61994576yeah an oil tanker was hit and Iran is self immolating their oil. Iran must be long oil
>>61993921This is nonsense.Tucker is probably going to be in trouble for giving the Iranians advanced warning of the attacks.Its also a little silly he's getting so much press, but he's probably going so ham because legally he's in a gray area so he's claiming the CIA wants to kill him etc etc. I think he'll probably be successful in that and that they'll know jailing him is probably not a good look.He's hardly unique though, Milo, Jones, Feuntes, basically anyone minus Ben Shapiro on the web who helped Trump get to where he is has abandoned him and is now actively trying to make sure he doesn't get ellected.At this point, I think Trump has probably mentally recognized his time in politics is over, which is why he seems increasingly focused on real estate stuff like renovating the whitehouse.The will be a lot of soul searching politically in the coming years.The dems will win but they never actually finished with theirs or got anywhere on that front, and with MAGA out of the picture they are going to have to start from scratch, as they'll no longer need to be as extreme to counter MAGA. Republicans will have to start at much the same spot, no MAGA no neocons, though they'll need something which can still capture the AMERICA fuck yeah people (not particularly hard, a (REP) is usually all that's needed).tl;dr:You'll probably see a lot of weird new political factions pop up in the next few years in both parties, essentially, everyone is going to need to start from scratch.
>>61994582:OSource?
Imma start a short position on shit&piss as a hedge. Lil' Donny is way out if his league and we'll be having a months long marathon of seething Truths© and high oil prices. And zero interest rate cuts.
My XOM doin a lil mooovin
>>61994592Cute
>>61993903what stonkies should I buy
>>61994589tucker is pretty deep state. definitely not a presidential candidate. MAGA is dead. I wasnt even old enough to vote in 2016, i realized I was never a republican just a MAGA. Now that trump is pozzed and out I probably will disconnect.
>>61994576
>>61994602>de-escalation in the big twenty twenty sixare they delusional?
>>61994602I would love to see Trump humiliated like that but I'm doubtful that would happen. Time to strap in boys.
>>61994602what are we even trying to accomplish anymore? they said the mission was successful so move on right?
>>61994602>China liveLmao
>>61994589shut the fuck up kike
>>61994602>War of attrition >Hey google, what's the US GDP?>"As of early 2026, the U.S. nominal GDP is approximately $31.8 trillion">Hey google, what's Iran's GDP?>"Iran's GDP (nominal) is estimated to be approximately $356–475 billion for 2025–2026"They CAPPIN FRFR
>>61994609the difference is they are fanatical and dont care if they starve or die. americans would chimp out if they lost air conditioning for 24 hours
>>61994602China live is a propoganda account that isn't even working for the CCP.If he wants the war to end he'll need to go through Lavrov or Wang Yi. Speaking to the Iranians directly is a waste of time.
>>61994609>Hey Claude, what was Vietnam's GDP in 1955>Seventeen gold dubloons, Dave>Thanks Claude
>>61994612>The US lost Vietnam doe
>>61994610ngl dying is an ineffective strategy to win a war. You're supposed to kill the other guy. Or at least trade 1 for 1. but even if they did that, they'd run out of people first.soooooo...
>>61994618>illiterate niggas don't know about Vietnam in the chat baka
>>61994618Iran isn't going to win shit, it just needs to be a gigantic pain in everyone's ass for 2 more weeks
>>61994620Right, two more weeks. One might even say a fortnight.
>>61994622>One might even say a fortnight.
>>61994589This is one of the most retarded walls of text Ive seen in the past half hour
>>61994625which point specifically do you disagree with?
>>61994619Vietnam isn't a good comparison. They had legit war strats. But, Iran?Their strat is hold people hostagehold oil hostageyell really loudly about god or something and them blow themselves up and hope they get 69,420 6 year old virgins and 3 virgin goats in heaven.>>61994620Yeah, I know they're going to win. They suck at fighting.
>>61994618>>61994618retard
>>61993922Sit on it, girl. Good chance it pumps again in May, and it's still a definite money printer once they start producing.
WHEN DO WE GET BOOTS ON THE GROUND???!TRUMP MUST PUMP MY BAGS!
>>61994627For starters siding with the fucking cia's story over tuckers is one of the most jewish takes you could have taken from that situation>trumps just focused on real estateThats the weirdest way of overlooking kidnapping maduro and starting ww3 Ive ever seen. I also doubt were going to get any new parties over this. Neither side is going to tone things down, read the room>ellectedYou are brown
>>61994630MuhamMAD
>>61994629In asymmetric warfare the strategy is always to incur cost to the larger that makes it not financially worth it.This has been known for hundreds of years.Its even in the movie about the blue space monkeys. Saying we blew up such and such ships is the same as the marines in the space monkey movie saying "we sunk this many blue space monkey sailing ships" - its irrelevant, who cares.they are beheeming the global market. they didn't need to, we could have done this when it made sense and with advanced notice so we had stockpilesinstead he did it in the most retarded way imaginable with no notice or extra buffer.
>>61993976I recently loaded up on EQIX and DLR, feeling pretty good about it
>>61994629Iran is in a better position than Vietnam was. Vietnam was at constant risk of airstrikes, but Iran is one fuckoff mountain, meaning airstrikes would only be dangerous to a fraction of facilities, and almost almost never military/industrial ones.Add to that that missiles means Iran can strike at any FOB given the resources keep piling up. They have involved support of two large industrial bases and fanaticism galvanized by the absolute scum moves America and Israel have made to start this war.Vietnam was lost on public support more than anything, while Iran is militarily a nightmare to even set foot on. There's a reason it wasn't invaded.But if you weren't an idiot, you'd have known that ages ago.
>HGRAF baggies>oil baggieskek baggies.
>>61994636Iran is more difficult than Vietnam too since they’ve already decentralized the military into 21 groups that can operate independently. Of course you know it’s a mountainous region, nearly impossible to penetrate by land. Not to mention they have access to fighters in nearby countries that can cause trade issues. The US is fucked, they should have invested into drones more heavily. We’ve already seen in the Russia-Ukraine that soldiers have become useless except for breaching rooms and some logistics.
>>61994639Waiting for the oil shorties and MU fags to wake up lol.
>>61994648>not in late night /smg/mark of the wagie
>>61994599KO xD
Why isn’t natty gas like ten times higher, literally Qatari gas is off the table for the foreseeable future. The market really doesn’t understand just how fucked this is
>>61994652The braphog reserves have been opened and female natural gas is now circulating in all the right places
>>61994653pump or dump?
>>61994656May has is too abundant at a certain point. At least crude is a bit more specialized in the type that extracted, which refineries can accept it, and transporting specific crude to specific refineries.
>>61994658>May hasNatGas
>South Korea’s SK Group Chairman Chey Tae-won said on Monday the global chip wafer shortage is likely to persist until 2030, as demand driven by artificial intelligence continues to outpace supply.>On a potential U.S. ADR listing, Chey said the move could help expand SK Hynix’s shareholder base beyond Korea, increasing exposure to American and international investors and strengthening its global presence.Ameripoors will buy the top and pump my bags, ver nais!
Why didn’t you listen
Futures?
>>61994664>futures
Is Israel gonna cut the American people a check for our services and grievances?
>>61994672No goy. They're gonna raise your taxes for letting you have the pleasure of serving them. Don't use antisemitic language here please.
Oil baggies really had their hopes up, down we go.It was just treasury just closing their shorts, don't need them anymore now that strait is open.
>>61994661But then the company could be legally shorted, that would be bearish as hell
reminder that Trump is making a ton of money off of the recent oil shortage
>>61994672theyre gonna draft complainers and send them to iran
>>61994694Do you really want panicans to handle weapons?
>>61994687So is Barron
>>61994602it's some shit propaganda account and the iranians are trolling for now anyway. US soldiers could literally skin a baby alive and the authorities wouldn't give them up and the iranians know it.
>>61994652and you're a fucking expert on LNG trade are you? maybe the market is right and you're wrong, ever considered that?
OIL
I bought 1 stock of oil. How can I request physical delivery and when could I realistically expect it to arrive? Pool closed or open?
>>61994766Sent :)
Is Jerome speaking today?
>>61994602>China live>Twitter button in ChineseLmao we have been raided from Chinese media propaganda this whole time.This explain a lot of all that schizo anti American posts lately.
>>61994779Explains why I'm able to use 4chins here, lol
I hope Iran doesn't cuck out and start letting out large numbers of ships. The US needs to be taught a lesson.
>>61994787you lost
>>61994787Literally a figh for survival, that's why Israel's golem was deployed, to destroy Iran.
>>61994729Yes I am an expert actually
>>61994293meh only Middle East and Asia gets fucked from a prolonged conflict ofc smaller supply would affect shorterm price but I would like to see the big red slopmachine get to a halting stop, all that plastic slop needs oil too >>61994397 kek good times indeed
I fucking hate oil. It gives me hope just to hurt me more
MUniggers, are we feeling good or what? such nice news to read in the morning
>>61994813the fate of all war profiteers.
Oil down. Tech up.
>>61994821
Oil already going down after this miserable pump? I thought we were facing the worst crisis of all times?Let's hope for oil marines jeets that it'll still be green today but it's very doubtful.
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Oil shawties getting cocky again in the second worst week of the energy crisis.
war is over if oil stays low and usa wins ww3
You oil bears were saying?Today's going to be blood red. FOR YOU!
I bought oil, the early bird gets the worm
How to make quick 1000 on oil today
I hereby order the US government to stop shorting oil
>>61994849Use as lube.
Fertilizersisters, is it over? Iran has been exposed as a paper tiger >>61993918
I bought silver here boss
>>61994113Stop posting that and search for some videos of actual Taiwanese booth babes and convert it to Webb
>>61994852Based and black sticky dicky pilled
>>61994849Do the needful with leverage sir. 1 lakh a baril before next Holi sir.
After all this smugposting it'll be real funny to see what happens oil squozes to $5k an ounce in 2 more weeks
>>61994860pretty sure we're all dead if we get 5k per oz. oil
>>61994860Kek kik kike kiik
>Brent unable to go past $103>WTI unable to go past $100>Whenever WTI gets to $100 it suddenly dips hard back to $95 or lessYep, they're certainly not suppressing the price of oil
Is it better to switch from growth to dividends etf or keep the growth etf and just sell shares of it?
>>61994868Trump won thus cementing the 1000 Jahre minor Reich
>>61994849Short the pre market fud as it crabs up, sell before the pre close fud. Set a stop to cover surprise fud.
Oil xissies...w-why are they traversing the strait?
>>61994887Paying in chink money with permission to move
>>61994113I'm kind of worn out from holding mu and sndk but I think I'm going to hold. Like what happened to sndk at earnings, big pump then it settled now its back above ath and ready to pump again. These both have room to grow this year.
>>61994887People are going through the strait still, in-fact Iran has exported more oil since the war started than in the weeks leading up to it
>>61994887>Iranian side >Transponders on The Ayatollah now owns the strait and can tax and control traffic
>>61994922hodl
>Nebius, Europe's largest AI infrastructure firm, said on Tuesday it aims to raise $3.75 billion via a convertible loan offering.>Nebius said it would use the proceeds from the convertible loan to finance its core AI cloud services business.>Nebius stock fell 5% during premarket hours following the news.The vendor financing by these AI companies is disgusting but the market keeps rewarding them
>>61994947I wonder if we're about to enter a period of time where the people selling the bonds and loans will make more money than the actual companies. Aren't some companies selling absurd shit like 100 year bonds?
>futures are blood redover for mumus
>>61994822yeah yeah whatever just take me to FOMC6800 prolly
>>61994952Alphabet did a 100 year bond for a billion pounds
>>61994955Green by open
>>61994961Not today you no good thick lipped smigger
>down .15% after being up 1%Oh noIts over
>more oil crab Long producers
Still holding my fertilizer. The worst is yet to come.
TURN ON THE NEWSIT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNELOIL GONNA MOON SMIGGIES
>The GRRR jeet is long oilFuck. Might have to dump my position.
>>61994970GRRR signed a $500 million dollar deal yesterday(In India lol)But with a real reputable company, all the while GRRR market cap is under $300M and technically is at the last crescendo of a descending wedge, it will break out by April and I will be redeemed and esteemedAnd I'm literally fully white, all Irish genes, I burn on an overcast day.
hahahaha theyre practically holding the market at a standstill right now. price of oil and stocks still the same when i went back to sleep. this big fat candle that is gonna explode in their stupid scheming faces is gonna be so beautiful
sell or hold mu during earnings?
>>61994968What happen
>>61994976you are betting against the establishment, thats always the wrong bet
>>61994979Oil pumpingPools closedIran still launching missiles
>>61994977Hold then sell immediately after earnings . Earnings and forward PE should be fabulous but AI bubble is starting to deflate and investors are going to move soon with a small correction
>>61994980I hecking love the establishment
>>61994981>pools closed Sorta but not reallyIts more like gated and tolled now
>>61994986Tolled in Yuan which is even worse than closed for the Ameri-Zio Empire
>>61994982>immediatelyafter market?i am in europoori can sell like 20 min after market then the trading stops
gasoline and heating oil almost on friday close levels while oil is lower.
>>61994983the more you hate it the more its the wrong thing to bet against with your money
OIL BROS NOOOOOOOOOWTF WTF WTF
kek oil bags
>get fleeced at the gas station>buy the reason of gas going up to compensate the fleecing >somehow also get fleeced
XOM still up pre market
and just like that, the market is green, oil is crashing, and panicans lose
>>61994955btfo
KEK OIL BAGGIES
market will crab today despite any news I can feel it
>>61995031nope, today is the green day after higher low
>Macquarie Expects US Fed To Hike Interest Rates In H1 2027 Vs Prior Forecast Of Hike In Q4 2026What kind of delusional bullshit
>>61995033inflation is going in the wrong direction, the chances of hikes resuming have been building for a while now
Green week historically btw
>>61995007but my snp shorts are printing
Crude for Oman oil. Hit $173 dollars this morning.
>>61995043But what about the brappy gas though
>>61995043There's no way to capture this mooning with a brokerage though right
>>61995042they arent, post position. theres no position you could be holding right now that is "printing" if you were long duration and didnt sell at 30+ vix you got vol crushed, if you are short timeframe, you are negative
>>61995037Yes, and the Fed did still cut. As if they couldn't have forseen anything. PCE is up even before the war started. So it doesn't even have anything to do with Iran (yet). And no, they won't hike with rates at 3,75. They'll just hold for an eternity at best. They'll go up to 4% if inflation reaches at least 5-6%They'll also cope about a "one time price increase" (like with tariffs), transitory and non-longlasting inflation.
>>61995049>insta mad replykek keep trading on the 1m brokie
>>61995051yeah but that doesnt mean they cant rate hike if the situation is appropriate, which its becoming more likely that it will be or already is>>61995052>no position>weird insult considering i gave consideration to all timeframesyeah, thinking i won
>>61995047people only care about oil
>>61995052based retard
vanguard is really a piece of shit, wish i had the ability to trade right now i'd do puts on oil
>>61995057That's the issue, they'll try to make it inappropriate, which is why they come up with "transitory" etc, as if you couldn't also hike the rates transitorily.
it really is the right time to short oil, iran hasnt done shit the past few days, very unlikely anything is gonna happen beyond this point, so things can only get bettergreen market, red oil, easy day
Why are we pumpingWe are going to have ground troops on Iranian soil in a week
>>61995048Can you trade futures on the Dubai exchange? Unfortunately you see the power they have from a national security context to completely manipulate prices on the CME. But it will eventually moon there too.
>>61995072thats bullish, name one time america going boots on the ground wasnt bullish, protip you cant
Looks like Scotty B is getting ready to put out more oil shorts.
>>61995070>very unlikely anything is gonna happen beyond this point
>>61995076he put them on at 8 am sharp, his hair freshly gelled, his plug fully inserted
>>61995078thats bullish, i mean any kind of bearish happening
OIL BOTTOM IS IN
kek oil copies
Is scott or his husband the bottom?
>>61995076The sell 6am buy 3pm trade on shit is gold
is oil having problems?
>>61995070That exactly is what you call terror. Striking all the time is war. Striking with pauses in between is terror. Not saying that I assess it as Terror. But it's what you'd generally define as terror. And it's very effective, as you cause damage without even doing something
>>61995078Kharg is rightfully american clay.
>>61995086How did they have a baby boss?
>>61995088Yes, it can't pass freely through the Strait of Hormuz and is mooning.
>>61995093Are you literally Jewish
>>61995086if only you knew how bad things really are
>>61995092There is no way for the US to hold Kharg, its literally a patch of dirt in the water. Trying to take it is just sending bodies to the meatgrinder.
>>61995088No it will just crab all week
>>61995095You leave the Faggler aloneIts not his fault he's Jewish, and even if it was I love my Faggie Waggie and won't hear a bad word about him :3
>>61995095he just likes to pretend he is
>>61995099Eh yes, but it's for oil and Israel.
>>61995093it came out of one of their buttholes
>>61995092>>61995099They're going to land on Qeshm, it's where Iran supposedly has an underground facility with missiles, drones, speed boats and mines, the island is also Sunni and during the protests against the regime there was widespread graffiti that read "Death to the dictator"
>>61995112>I like to get peggedGot it kike
>>61995119Your post makes no sense
>>61995088You know, maybe those implicit bias schizos in college were right, because i really really don't like that image. that image instantly annoyed me.
>>61994113Memory inference is only accelerating in size and speed, you are crazy if you sell MU this year at all.
>>61995112How exactly will they get there? When the area is covered by anti shipping missiles for 200km? How would they be supplied? If they could land?Are you actually mad or just ignorant of military realities.
Gold now top US export 3 out of last 4 months. Chinese are demanding gold as payment now. They’re the only country with the clout to demand it from the US and not more paper promises.
>>61995129The US is sending the USS Tripoli, USS New Orleans and USS San Diego, the later two are transport dock ships pic related which houses vehicles and has helicopters and planes, the USS Tripoli is an amphibious assault ship that has planes/helicopters and the marines that will use the equipment on the transport docks and be the ones to make landfall
>>61995133Forget gold, buy Yuans
>>61995138They can strike it at 200km. They’ve thousand of ship missiles honeycombed into the mountains. They’ve been building them for 30 years.
Baking
>>61995138just send the enola gay
>>61995142Doesn't change the fact that's clearly why they're being deployed, you're acting as though it's my idea or that I think it's a good idea, just telling you what's happening
>>61995129An initial force could perform an aerial insertion from the Tripoli off the coast of Oman with the USAF providing cover/support. Then you use subs to cut a path through the strait for the USMC landing ships to deploy the main force.t. CoD enjoyer
>>61995139You get the point though. They’re getting squeezed. The guy who owns Scottsdale mint is saying planes are coming in nonstop to the US packed with gold. He’s having to compete for transport. Only treasury could account the scale. https://youtu.be/fEjkbi934Ng?is=lqCMEHXGNW7GWpVz
>>61995148Surely the pentagon would overrule a suicide mission like that.
>>61995119Prostate stim is based
>>61995154The President controls the armed forces
>>61995157He’s a buffoon
kek oil baggies, kek bobo
>>61995126There was a guy here like 3 days ago who said his gf wants to peg him and he wanted to do it.Antijoo anon posts here 24/7, he never sleeps or does anything else.
>>61995157Just at the high level and not on the field. He can fire his generals and staff if they disobey but they actuals orders to the men come from them
Someone else has to bake :(
>>61995169A commander has clearly advocated for this which is why those ships are being redeployed from The Pacific to the Persian Gulf, it will take weeks for them to arrive
>>61995155if youre a fag sure
>>61995177>having anal sex with women is gay Unlike having paintings of two men having sex on your computer
imagine thinking the market could ever go down and oil would go to 200 dollars a barrel lmao
>>61995168>Antijoowhy do people do this
hes afraid of typing jew on the internet
>>61995171baked>>61995186
>>61995181Its extremely gay, statistically speaking of course.(keep in mind, 75 means 7500% more likely in this image)
>>61995182We are still very close to a oil shortage/energy crisis . The reserves release and Iran letting some pass in the straight saved the world for now but if things get worse again its still possible
>>61995182the effects wont be felt for a while, eventually shit will suck in usa due to no gas
>>61995200>cuckoldso they like to get fucked in the ass metaphorically as well
