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>>61995862Kek baggie
first for scamming US daycare centershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegwwB4RHgA
kek oil baggies
market bottom is in, buy calls, exit puts
>>61995867I hope they find all of these fuckers scamming the american tax payers out of billions of dollars and put them in jail, and while they're looking I hope they find all the niggers and put them in jail too.
Genuinely what is going through the /gme/ baggies minds as they continue to DCA into a stock that is up .3% in the past year and down 52% in the past 5? Why do they do it? Why continue to waste their money in that delusion
>>61995877the same thing that goes through their mind when the dca into losing put positions trying to short the entire stock market
>>61995877>Expecting retards that bought the top of a short squeeze to understand what's happening
>>61995877
>>61995877Illustrates how powerful sunk cost fallacy can be for the midwit
kek community members
Sirs how do we make oil price go up? I put 2 lakhs in baril stocks but it goes down this week.Please do the needful.I take this picture today I think it's good investment too call my uncle Rakesh for information.
>>61995877It’s a common phenomenon of cult stocks. GME is just the largest version of that ever, due to social media. Their entire worldview is built on misunderstanding, lies, and ignorance. This is also why populism and political extremism are rising.
zog big mad
>>61995871Up another 6% today on my "bags"
>>61995865>pasts
>>61995877Hope, babe. Which is why i root for them.
>>61995888lmao this clown again
when is a 3x mu etf coming out
>>61995888>muh nooksBeen hearing this bullshit for like 20 years now, fuck outta here. Graham should lead the ground assault on Kharg if he's so fucking 'concerned'.
>>61995898If you knew how cyclical MU and the memory market you should be asking about a 3x short MU
Before man was, war waited for him
>>61995891it's a good thing that he was there
>>61995888what nuclear weapon doe? they havent developed one yet. the man is lying
>>61995888I can’t take politicians under 5’10” seriously, irrespective of their politics. Anyone under 5’9” is the generational descendent of slaves in whatever respective ethnic group the hail from and should never be in a position of power.Extreme prejudice against manlets is scientifically and objectively just.
>>61995913International law states that once mossad declares nukes you can't deny it
Petrobras saving my portfolio but I'm greedy for NRGU. Also buy CANE
>>61995898Please no greedy my little MUU MUU is doing a lot already
>>61995918Oil producers are the play to make money of the short term oil crab
>>61995857HGRAF kekWhy was it destined to P&D?
Is Trump a Panican?>>61995876Kek, nice art
>>61995917It also specifies that whoever denied it, supplied it
>>61995875>put them in jail>so the same taxpayers can keep paying for themdidn't think this thru, did ya?
>>61995911A little bit of love changed that whole situation, made sonething beautiful out of a real mess
i tried twice to post an image of the spy chart and the post hasnt appeared. im trying to tell you guys the bottom is in because of that huge downwick a little bit ago. i hope youre bullish now because shorties gonna get heemed
HGRAF PLEASE FUCKING GO GREEN TODAY I CANT TAKE ANOTHER -15% DAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I DROP 100K INTO YOU AT THE TOP AHHHHHHHH>>61995882>>61995881>>61995883That's sad as hell, hope they break out of it at some point
>>61995928Internally, yes.Its blatantly obvious that he was talked into this without a plan and is now looking for an out.
>>61995932gay
>>61995865wtf i didn't know you could do thisbrb gonna dump my puppy in the fish tank
>>61995939You too
>>61995939I thought it was 92k. Don't tell me you added more anon
>>61995928Yes because you don’t get to fail the Illuminati like this and get off with just losing an election.He will probably get tossed in jail once his pop numbers go low enough.
Is this the HGRAF bottom?
>>61995877It's a cult stock. There is no plan.
FYI if you want a high risk play that's a long term potential 100 bagger, look up kintor pharmaceuticalsCure for hairloss in development, most promising drug so far
>>61995914>t. modern femoid
>>61995951It was 95k, then I added 7k more because I thought we were at the bottom>>61995948?
>>61995955There is no bottom on a company whose revenue numbers are lower than Singaporean YouTubers that make 10 minute videos about how to trade the commodities market.
>>61995962Bottom is $2
It's over
We’re back
the market will NEVER go back to todays bottom wick
CAN WE PLEASE GET A PUMP FOR FUCK SAKE
This young man popped up in my feed and had some good insight into stocks .
>>61995979Well yeah he's a child prodigy
I ain't no TA nigga, but ain't this finna be some kinda head and shoulders?
>>61995939DUMP IT ALL YOU FUCKING RETARD DO IT NOWno srsly just fucking take the loss, it's painful but better than getting locked onto sunken cost fallacyhope is a poor hedge
>>61995979haha teenagers always making the worst life choices god i wish i was young dumb and full of cum again
>>61995977The pump was yesterday, we're getting a few FOMC votes for a rate hike and a huge dump
>>61995986You can't get a bingo on a 4x4
So, is everyone a baggie UNLESS it's pumping?
>CF>MOS>NTRLast chance to load up on fertilizer before shit starts to get real.
>>61995987The second I see someone with tattoos I lose all respect for them.
im up 103% on oilim up 411% on soxlim up 70% on nvdaim up 27% on some leaf platinum tickerim up 3.5% on inverse oilim down 45% on mramI don't feel a thing
Can someone post the Hormupussy OL slut?
>>61995932To be quite honest with you, I was waiting for the one turtle to start fornicating with the turtle that was helpless.
gimme dat hormussy
>>61995988Rates are going down
>>61995990A sign of kekflation
>>61995998>MRAMGODS
>>61996005Based. You have no idea how horny I am right now, and I want to come to her.Maybe I should prompt her if you know what I mean
>>61995992Nrt could be the worse alternative of these
>>61996008They are supposed to stay the same, although they should go up if they were fiscally responsible.
>>61995927No fundamentals, social media hype, sell-the-news-events, early birds unloading their baggies as the tide wanes lol. It went good for me though>>61995918Petrobras SEXOO
>>61995990Pretty much. We're on yhe last days of a bull market, soon you have to actually be skilled to make money. I probably just put my money in a savings account until next bull market
>>61996015Powell looks retarded after he made his hostage video and nothing happened, they either have to hold or it goes down by .25.
So are ships sailing through the straight of whore-moose or is it like not a thing?
Baggies, confess your sins.
>>61996028Does it look like they crossing?
god meta is such a shit stock
>>61996015I actually start to wonder if not cutting would be worse for the economy. If we wait until everyone is unemployed and private credit is on fire the damage might be worse.
>>61995996well you're gonna have to suck me with your eyes closed then
>>61995888We do this to help Israel. We make Trump angry on purpose so he puts all his hate into bombing Iran. He already was starting to lose focus and say stupid shit like the war is almost over.t. eurofag
>>61996035Fucking retarded sand niggers. Why do they call it a straight, when it's fucking curved at like a 45 degree angle boss?
>>61996034I confess. I confess I chuckle everytime hgraf goes red and how people put money into a OF CEO
If natty gas doesn’t go to 3.5 by Friday then I’ve lost everything
>>61995992I'm beheemed on my wheat plz some copium
PETROBRAS BROS, WW@feeling comfy
>>61996042It's as straight as Khamenei jr
>>61996047Now's not the time for wheat. That comes later.
>>61995877sunk cost fallacy
>>61996041He spent the whole press conference yesterday talking about how gold columns and gold paint look cheep and you need real gold or it’s no gold at all.In this I agree with him, though perhaps another topic would be more advisable.
>>61995936>the bottom is inThank you for that information. I'm holding back now and waiting for the bounce, so I can short the next local top.
>>61996049Their whole country is run by a faggot, no wonder the progressives love them and want us to stop bombing the fuck out of them and all of their stuff boss.
>>61995888>this guy unironically has gay sexMr ladybug is Israel’s top goy
OH MY GOD JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY!!!!1
Last chance to sell, oil baggies.
>>61996059No thanks Raj
>No thanks Raj
Russia's oil industry looking stable.
>>61996028yes, to china and india only
>>61996069So won't the market just start laundering all the oil through India boss?
>>61996075Not efficiently for cost or at enough volume to overcome the deficit
>>61996068Based Ukies also making my portfolio greener day by day. THEY can try to suppress oil futures as much as they want, the reality is all my oil stonks are pumping. Can't fool the real money.
I'd like to make myself believeThat equities pump slowlyIt's hard to say that I'd rather they crab when I'm watching'Cause everything is not even dumping
>>61996075yes, India will sell it as "genuine Indian sewer oil" and state that it just found large oil deposits in Indian sewers.
>>61996086>India>sewersdidn't think this thru, did ya?
wow how about those gas prices huh?!
boring day.... somebody do something to shake the markets
>brain tells me MU is going to follow the trend of tanking after earnings, sell>pp tells me it's going to soar, don't sellWho do I believe?
>>61996092dumpey put out one of the worst tweets of late but the markets immune nowno more 2% down moves off a single retarded tweet
>>61996093The current memory market is broken in MUs favour so I'd hold until after earnings but before the market turns back to normal
>>61996092Getting my grimoire right now.WOLOLOIL
>HIMS computerlmao what happened to the supposed short squeeze?
>>61996101HPE and SK Hynix are saying the shortage will last years longer than expected
>>61996105You stop that!
>>61996111>Memory manufacturers say the market will be great forever Possible but I'll need better sources
>>61996042In persian it is called "tangeh nparmaz" which roughly translates to "the 45 degree curve of hormuz"
I've got £14k and I don't know what to put it in. Was thinking about doing some swing trading in LITE then it surged. SNDK is too expensive and will probably come back down. MU will probably report crazy earnings then shit the bed anyway. Was thinking about investing in SOI just for the meme. But then POET looks like it could be promising for a long. HGRAF looking way too unstable over the last week or so.Fuck bros, I'm cursed with indecision. But I know every second I'm not invested is time I could be making money.
markets are extremely kiked right nowoil going up. markets are pinned because of jewish computers
>tfw you are greenI don't even know why. This doesn't make any sense
I just fomoed into RIG
>>61996128Yeah we get it, everything you don't like is Jewish and when the markets are fine it's as alla wills and shit. Go kys you Persian piece of shit.
I think oil will go down purely because everyone in the world right now assumes it will go up and the powers at be will never ever allow the little man to win
>Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."Oh, uh, okay.Pay up, cattle.
>>61996137calm down kike ass nigga
>>61996138it will go up because the little man needs to pay 20% of their income for gasoline to get to their jobyou arent thinking rationally about this
>>61996127A little Intely maybe? Yeah after this MUU stuff is over I don't know what I'll do that's not tech
>>61996138>oil companies >the little man Touch grass
>>61996137Stop feeding the seagulls baggot. If everyone just ignores him he’ll get tired and move on to another general.
>JPMorgan has outlived all U.S. presidents who died after its earliest predecessor was founded in 1799
>>61996142There's still plenty of oil. I was able to purchase as much gasoline as my car could hold this morning boss.
>>61996137Big boss man mad
>>61996127There’s a war going on if you didn’t know. BAE systems, rolls royce, lockheed martin, rtx, SAAB, rtx
>>61996124HPE is a memory consumer, that's bad news for them and they were the ones who said it first
>>61996138What if we just use those green energy things that the government been pushing on us and adding gas tax? I thought the whole idea was to make sure we wouldn't get fisted by oil price and global warming.
>>61996153But you drive an EV
>>61996127HGRAF had a short squeeze by some bozos who didn't realize the potential value of this new material. It's almost over. Good long-term investment otherwise. If you want to hold for a decade and put in a little at a time. Though I would wait for it to come down if I were you.
That's it. I'm giving up my day job, joining the circus. I'm going to be a knife juggler.
>>61996151proof of who really controls america and the world
kek the Houthis are too #shrekt to close the other pool
MUbros how are we enjoying this beautiful afternoon
BY VISHNU I SWEAR IF YOU DO NOT RAISE BARIL TO 104$ WHERE I INVESTED MY HARD EARNED RUPEES THERE WILL BE MUCH RAPING THANK YOU SIRS
KEK BOBO
>>61996161I don't drive and EV because I am not a homosexual.
>>61996172My neurons are activated to raspberry tummy
markets having a hard time going up doeits just barcoding and kiked to fucknobody is out there willing to buy this market lol, thats why all the movement is in premarket lately, they can prop the markets up with much less money and then nothing happens because no one wants to buy or sell
>>61996163Graphene has been a meme material for long term investors looking to hold for another 10 years for 30 years now. That shit was in the magazines I used to read at the dentists office as a kid.
>>61996161Don't think they make an electric Miata just yet
Pool status: Still closed
>>61996189that thing is wrong, a kuwait tanker was attacked yeseterday
Hormussy status?
>>61996196you think they're having a party?A festival?
what do i buy
>>61996180Realistic people think it'll end in 3-4 more weeks max and taco will just say he won alone and gtfo, he's already prepared this exit.So oil is obviously a bit up but 95$ is nothing dramatic if you adjust for inflation, and markets are down 5%.Just means the pump won't be huge either, don't be leveraged on oil and in a few months your portfolio will forget about this kike interlude.
>>61996201It's been 3 weeks already, if anything it turned into gay orgies already
>>61996204Markets are wrong then. This is Trump's final stand to do anything. He's extremely butthurt and even if he wasn't being led by the leash he'd want to make something happen.
I am so upset with how the lamestream mainstream media is portraying this conflict like we started it, when Iran was the one who declared war on US and all we did was some preemptive retaliatory strikes on military level targets boss.
>>61996212Maybe the real pre-emptive retaliation was the friends we made along the way
>>61996212Are you playing a boomer character or something?
SANDISKGODS are we eating good rn?
>>61996212>SNXXGODS
>>61996172I'm chuffed m8
Thank you to the lad that posted this pic last thread. Up 2.8% already. Nice.
>>61996208He's gonna post another meltdown on truth social and make some vague threats to UK and France then count the millions he and his creepy son made moving the markets and calm down.If he didn't bomb kids on day 1 that might have been different but this war was a fiasco for him and his party since it started and it didn't get better with actual dead US golems.
>>61996204dont see how it ends in 3-4 weeks, the strait situation cant really put back the way it was at this point in any kind of timely mannerall it takes is the thread of losing a tanker and they cant realistically start sending billion dollar boats with tons of oil through thatthis is already by far the biggest oil supply disruption ever, and we have china and russia helping iranother countries are scratching their heads. this should be shocking markets way more than russia invading ukraine didmy guess is its gonna be a delayed reaction. its only after all the jews sold as much stock as they wanted that the algos will just pull all the orders and we will be 10% lower in markets instantly
>we're hitting targets>not much longer>we're almost there>its a short term excursion>two more weeksThis faggot is so transparent.
>>61996233Their offensive output seems pretty stable
>>61996229>I won bigly>Israel is safe>I won't forgive you europoors, we lost because of you>we retire completely from the area, it's too expensive and USA doesn't profit from it>we made so much money selling oil>I don't need the strait but it's open again as a gift to youAnd voila.
Another day where the whole fucking move was the first 5 minutesWhy even bother trading the rest of the day? Just close the markets at 9:35am for fuck's sake
realistic people have started prepping
US administration: "all the best"
>>61996238Sounds like their report that they dumped all their old stocks at the start is pretty accurate.
>>61996242They would've years ago desu
>>61996245nah those were loons. this is the big one
>>61996240hes already said all of that, multiple times
>>61996138Doesnt matter, it only matters where oil stabilizes at, oil above 80 means money hand over fist for producers
>>61996243Who cares about the consumers when gay luxury space AI elitism is right around the corner poggies
>>61996243surprised he didnt tell consumers to invest into markets to soften the blow lol
>>61996212Who cares who started it. Iran litterally FAFO
>>61996248Well, alright. You gotta start at some point, so whatever gives you that kick in the pants to do it over time
>>61996241It's always like this except for fridays 1hr before close. I wonder how this phenomenon is called
>>61996240>get kicked out of the gulf>Iran gets control over the strait>starts charging people in Yuan>the petrodollar goes byebye>US collapsesThat's how it would actually play out there is no "leaving"
>>61995857Where my Gauzybros at? It's happening
>>61996242I just remembered they made a continuation of KotH
>>61996262
I am now making $71,000 at an MSP after they finally stopped cheating me. As a newly-minted premium wageslave, what penny stock should I blow everything on?
>>61996249Yes which means he can leave anytime since it agrees with its rhetoric.And everyone will play along since it makes the line go up and avoid energy crisis.The world will cheer him for his sane decision and we can go to the next distraction.
>>61996241the whole move was in premarket bruh
So let me get this straight. >the cat is out of the bag>there was never an imminent threat against America from Iran>this was just something that Israel and its Jewish lobbying really wanted to do >they tried to get every previous president to go in on Iran but none of them were stupid enough to do it>Trump was lied to that this would be an easy regime change>Trump upon realizing that wasn't happening and we couldn't stop them from threatening the straight asked allies to help>every single ally told him to pound sand>Trump throws a fit and says fine we don't need you>now wants to leave NATO>we're now stuck in a quagmire with no clear way out >no how many times we bomb them we can't stop the random cheap drones they send out>Director of the National Counter Terrorism Center quits>just names the jew and says this only happened because of Israel AIPAC lobbying>Neo cons come out of the wood work saying you're not a real american if you don't support this war and judaism>boomers don't understand how social media works and think deleting tweets means they don't exist >trying to memory hole all the intelligence showing no threat from IranWe're never getting oil below $80 again are we
>>61996274america cant leave israel high and dry, and israel wants complete eradication of iranso he could pull us out but then israel, who is the most importnat country in the world btw, would be upset, so that cant be allowed
>>61996267>GAUZGODS>>61996273Congrats anony. You should get some SWBI. They have dividends
>>61996271kek
>>61996277thus, market goes up
God, the Hormussy is as wet as a waterfall, and the smell is unreal, like pure filtered gazoline. The smell alone makes my PP become the big PP. It's like I'm at the gas station.
>>61996284I mean oil up is great for energy and inflation means stocks go up
>>61996285bp stands for blowjobs and pussy after all
>>61996212Trump already hated Iran long before Israel even thought it was a problem. Iran may have fooled Israel but it didn't fool Trump.
The TACO narrative doesn't make sense to me because if the US leaves now, logically why would Iran not just set up a toll, say $1m per crossing to be guided through the strait and capture a huge amount of hard cash to rebuild their country with?
>>61996285and it's very tight
>>61996287then explain 2022
>>61996277Trump was pre-emptively retaliating against the possibility of an imminent threat
>>61996293Yup . Gulf states would rage to the US or become Iranian vassals and Isreal will never allow that
>>61996298he will literally say that straightfaced btw
>>61996298True. You never know they could always get an idea
Trump is the female police officier who shoots some guy with a burrito 10 times in the chest all the while screaming for her life.
>>61996300I think he actually did say that
>SOFI
not the burrito blaster senor
Yeh mon just open the strait, what's the big deal?Bombaclat
Switzerland will send its navy
switzerland will do particle accelerator experiments under a mountain and have weird orgies with hairy armpitted french bitches
>>61996277Ya, thats the third world narrative babe. The ones people in policy circles talk about though is our security commitments in asia and chinas growing military, how important control over the strait is to our strategy there. I think paying iran for its uranium would have been a much better idea, but this was the choice made and we cant go back. Israel is the only ally that is helping us too, think they deserve gratitude and not contempt. Im sorry i misid'd you earlier.
>>61996308On no news?
>>61996317>weird orgies with hairy armpitted french bitchesMe Willies gone big now.
Every day that passes the US further depletes its weapons stockpiles in Iran. As long as it goes on, tomorrow is the better day to invade Taiwan. The moment this Iran thing is over, China is going for it. Only then will the markets know pain.
>>61996325Why wait for Iran to be over and not now when they are busy?
>>61996318Are you a jew? WE ARE HELPING ISREAL, THEY ARE NOT HELPING US YOU RETARDED JEW. meanwhile Isreal is dumping white phosperhous all over Lebanon, I hope I live to see the actual holocaust and not the fake storybook shit cooked up by jews
If I were Trump and wanted to solve this crisis I would fix it by hugging Iran tightlyOffer them a deal that makes them an allied state like Israel and play them off each other, create a balance of power and state of detente. Send in the feminists and liberals to slowly corrupt their country and bring it into the western orbit.
>>61996308Isn't SOFI's entire business model paying YouTube shills and astroturfing redditors that they can make big bucks by opening a high yield savings account?
My FICO score just went above 800Those who bless Israel will also be blessed with 800 FICO scoreThose who curse Israel will be cursed with high interest debt
>>61996325China is too cautious to ruthlessly exploit this opportunity imo
>the tweet where the Director of the National Counterterrorism Center directly states that our government is controlled by Israel lobbying has hit 46 million viewsThis is a big noticing
>>61996331>allied state like isrealYou want America to unconditionally surrender to Iran?
>>61996335Surprised it's still up
>>61996336
>>61996333my fucko score is above 800 but one of my credit card limits got slashed in half cuz i dont use it or enough or some bs. its definitely creditors tightening up to reduce lending risk when everyone goes to max their cards at the same time
>>61996319>SOFI is a financial engineering treadmill, not a healthily growing origination business. SOFI shareholders are incessantly diluted so management can hit bonus targets through GE Capital-style loan marks and Enron-esque off-balance-sheet structures that disguise borrowings as revenue.https://muddywatersresearch.com/research/2026/mw-short-0317/
>>61996341I agree but that’s not news lol
>>61996335It isnt true babygirl. And even if it were it is out of our hands and beyond our reach.
>>61996238>less than 5000 drones
>>61996340That reminds me isn't the auto lending industry supposed to be collapsing already?
>>61996273you really got to put pants on and go in the office 5 days a week FOREVER for a whole 71k a year and you're laughing?
>>61996343>It isnt true babygirl. And even if it were it is out of our hands and beyond our reach.Okay you have to be Jewish. That's the only way you're pro tranny, pro nigger, and pro "Israel isn't controlling our country but even if they are there's nothing we can do"You just have to be this massive disgusting kike
>>61996345Imagine the damage if Iran actually had manufacturing
>>61996341I’m just mad because I was short sofi and closed my position for a modest gain
>>61996352Sometimes i think you take it too far
>>61996353I spent all weekend imagining such things only to be sorely dissappointed and took a 40% loss on my gambling port due to SPY not cratering
>>61996352Only a massively disgusting kike that lives in his mom's basement would spend a year stalking you babe. We gonna meet up in tokyo? Personally I like Sapporo a lot
>>61996281Cute gif>>61996350I don't like my job, but I do work remotely 99% of the time.
>>61995901Ah yes, surely an Anonymous 4chan user like yourself know more about Iranian nuclear capabilities than the people actually on the ground in Iran collecting intelligence.
We need jeetoil schizo posting to fend off jeetbabe schizo>>61996360Thank you anon. It was in memory of Chieposter
>>61996352How much of a coward was your father to have raised such a petulant and obnoxious girl? If you think i am asking his pernission you have another thing coming. You are not just making a fool of yourself, but of me also. Behave.
>>61996354I'm glad you made some gains at least. It's been bleeding down into July levels.t. sold all of it at ~$29 at the beginning of the year
>transferring money to pay taxesthis is sickening
GAUZ rose 14% off 1 million in market cap increase?
>>61996361All I know is that a country half a world away having or not having nuclear weapons isn't my fucking problem.
Sold 2/3 of my ASTX position at 23% gain about 850, looking to reaccumulate over the next 2 weeks and sell an april cc
>>61996361>people actually on the ground in Iran collecting intelligenceDid they ever find those weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
>>61996364I lost money on the stock and made half of it back trading puts against it.
>>61996189>From 138 a day to 2 a day.And people call it a nothingburger.
>>61996372Anon probably wasn't even born when Powell was bullshitting the UN with muh yellowcake.
>>61996269yeah not watching that
>>61996348its on its way, yeslots of things seem to be collapsing latelyim still using the mindblowing superbowl commercial i saw that was all about investing and telling people to invest for their familys future generationsit was so fucked up and blatantly obvious that i need to inverse that, and now look where we are just barely a month later, lmao
>>61996363Get that jew cock out of your mouth faggot
I paid my house off today. Now I can lose my money gambling on the markets risk free
>>61996377>45 minutes to hit UK!The dossier of doo doo.
OIL princesses are we stuck at $94-95?
>>61996127>>61996128The HGRAF shorts don't know what they're messing with. They keep borrowing their own shares amongst themselves to drive the price down. They're trapping themselves.Don't let the shorts scare you out of your shares.
>>61996391Scott Bussy has a wall of sell orders up at 96. You have to subscribe to level 5 data to see it
>>61996391Its a crab until either investors start to lose faith in a quick end or the pool opens more
>>61996384Congrats anon. Still got a few years left on mine.
>>61996363No worries babe schizo we already can't possibly think less of you
>>61996392hgraf baggies lmao
>>61996372Where is that tasty 400Kg of enriched Urainium, ANYWAY?
>>61996392Sister... It is time to take the loss.
>>61996366>paying taxesyou're literally giving me the ick rn
>>61996204Then what IS this for?Trump has to know his numbers would shit, other countries will hate him for fucking up the strait situation. Is this some Ozmandias plot?
>>61996391Dumb markets will wait until there are actual shortage and rationning somewhere in Asia.It's like covid all over again, when we were in january/february.Clown markets are as blind as a mole.
Did PDT rules change?
the stock market is officially out of gas, lmao
>>61996412for real I should've sold condors today like I had planned
>>61996409Its to cover for Israel while they make a landgrab in south Lebanon.
>>61996416should be opening your homerun put position while vix is near recent lows tbqh, the dump is so close i can feel it in my colon
moon into close?
afterhours are the new market hours, market hours are the new afterhoursno more options trading, 100% futures now baby
>>61996427100% dependent on how hard mr bussy shorts oil with his well lubricated hole
>>61996356lmao imagine losing money shorting this market. what a tool!
>>61996156>HPE is a memory consumer, that's bad news for them and they were the ones who said it firstIts not, i'm a Dell reseller. 32GB DDR5 RDIMMs now have $4k list prices and my price after a reseller discount is just under $2k each. Their markup percentages are insane, several hundred percent. By RAM getting more expensive, the amount they profit increases comparably as the markup percentage stays the same. Quotes used to be valid for 30 days, now its only 14 days. There are also extended lead times as you can see. HPE or Lenovo or SuperMicro or Quanta isnt going to be any different.
>>61996356being full bear into this past weekend was retarded, there was nothing that could happen to accelerate the selling but straddles wouldve been a reasonable play and still are RIGHT NOW
>>61996407I'm not at a loss. I'm the OG. I'm in for the long haul.
>nothing happens: the dayCHUDDAAAAAAH
>>61996439About half the treasury short oil posting is ironic and its only a conspiracy theory ATM with no hard evidence beyond people warning the current admin not to do it .
>>61996335I would not use the word control when the ambitions, desires and goals of the two nation are mutual boss.
>>61996439I just imagine it that way even though sell offs typically happen faster regardless. It’s just funnier to imagine him pressing the dump button
We're going to need a new baker, I'm too busy with other shit boss.
>>61996439What's happening is oil producers right now are selling futures as a hedge to lock in $100/barrel oil prices because right now the SPR auctions are going on (closing out their bids this afternoon) and they are buying oil from the government whose release is future dated.
>>61996436Passing it on to the end consumer risks lower future demand, no? If they keep raising prices past a threshold sales will naturally decline
Jensen just said he's mailing every stockholder a 5090
>>61996352I want to make up babe. I love you with all ny heart. Come back.
To the new baker: Pls don't forget the Subject & the Links. Thank you for your attention to this matter. t.Anon
>>61996437literally a single missile into a US cruiser would have saved me. Irannie trannies left me out in the cold
yooo economy low key vibin n shit
>>61996467kind of hard when US ships are burning themselves down and staying 1000km away
>>61996452>oil producersNo it would be petrochemical oil consumers that refine oil products that hedge and buy futures. Oil producers are already selling their oil on-demand from 115-154/barrel. Futures prices are low because someone is flooding the market putting out bogus futures contracts. The futures prices will close in on market price as the contract end nears. Yes they have to fulfill those contracts, they will buy on market oil to cover it, would be insane losses, paid for by the tax payer.
>>61996467Iran doesn't have missiles that go far enough to hit the American navy. They are hiding over 1000km away.
>>61996476NEW>>61996476>>61996476>>61996476
I'll bake when we hit autosage
>>61996481>>61996482Never mind then
>>61996467If you were following the naval situation you'd know the USN is more scared of the gulf than any shipping line
so early baka
>>61996409It was decided pretty early on when they went full chimp.He’s done regardless of what he does now so why not see it through?
>>61996407What loss?
man that stock market huh?>>61996555wonder what this one is
>>61996807>There’s basically a spiritual battle going on right now in the markets, the forces of good want oil to rise. The forces of darkness and decay want oil to fall and the dow to 50kfascinating!and now we are one post away from the bump limit>>61996888how about this?!
>>61995888If it benefits europe more than america why is he malding?
