female natural gas edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>62000809
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>62001285
ONE. NOTHING WONRG WITH METWO. NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Holy rug batman.
Good afternoonI hate women
MICRON PLEASE DONT MOLEST ME
MICRONCHADS HOW CAN SHE REDEEM
HERE WE COME
>SPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
>>62001285I'm gonna need another +10% on that
>>62001299Yeah, I don't like her nose. It's one of those weird triangle-pylon ones
DON'T REDEEM THE CHIPS BLOODY BENCHNOD
I just made 2 retarded trades and can’t sell because day trader rules. Hopefully they don’t dump overnight.
>tfw can't break past 55kmid 5 figure hell is real
It all comesTumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>62001299What does it smell like?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
wtf was that last second spike
bah-roo-tal selloff today boys
>Reports That The Bridge Connecting Saudi Arabia To Bahrain Was Destroyed Or Damaged – Fars News
A reminder to everyone this is historically a green week.
So am I still waiting...
>MICRON MISSES ANALYSTS REVENUE ESTIMATESOH NO NO NO MU GODS
>>62001324i put my tax return into VG calls yesterday
>>62001324-7.39%
>+0.12%>AHOooooOoooo..
>>62001324Today: -2.35%This Week: -0.17%This Month: -5.34%This Year: -9.97%
>>62001329historically most years are bullish2026 is notyou know what that means>>62001332big green dildo?>
>>62001328Bahrainians were to fat to walk across anyway
>>62001324down 14%
MICRON TECHNOLOGY SISTER
>>62001332THEN WHYWHY IS MICRON PUMPING?!?!
>>62001324-1.36%We'll see if it's better or worse in about 30 minutes
If you go on Marinetraffic you can find the last pre-war ships arriving in Japan today.Yamatogawa departed Ras Tanura on 21st Feb and is now in Tokyo bay.Front Princess departed Kuwait on 23rd Feb and is a bit further out.Even if the situation is resolved tomorrow, ships will not arrive in Japan and Korea for another ~20-25 days.I don't think people understand how insane this is.Now it really begins.
MU spazzin
>MUGOD*CREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAK*
>>62001324+1.06%
We are going to moon memory sisters.
>>62001324-1.26%
>>62001324>-1.86%Most of yesterday's gains are gone kek
>>62001310Never mind we're so back
>>62001345Check what should be exiting Panama now en route from your friends in Brazil
>>62001324Solded my oil today and it seems to have been the wrong decision, win some lose some.
>>62001324Today -0.86%This week: +0.06%This year: -0.51%
FUCK FUCK WE'RE REVERSING COURSE
>>62001345I was waiting for that. The market seems to not have noticed.
>>62001356PBR
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62001345Do tankoid crew really spend almost a month out on sea? The fuck do they do all the time.
the brutal selloff continues
MU will save the SPY puts I soldI have faith in MU>>62001362nasty ass hipster beer
This is why you LIMIT SELL with positive upside like a good conservative boomer. I limit sold some of my GEV at $870 this morning, realizing my 10% gains.
>>62001364It can be a lot worse. If there's contango and ships are used for storage they might do an entire 6 month shift out at sea, no port calls. Nightmare.
>>62001324-0.09% because I couldn't stop trading warrants and got burnt
>>62001324going to start drinking.Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>62001362BAK?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGET WRECKED MU MU
>>62001373Jesus Christ, at least the pay must be stellar for that type of isolative hellscape. R-right?
>>62001324>12:59:59You fucked up
MU has betrayed me and cost my sons their futures
Invested $150,000 in VTI at the start of the year. Had my finger on the sell button when I saw the US sending so much of its military to the Middle East. Didn’t do it in the end because I figured it wouldn’t happen, and even if it did, it wouldn’t affect the market for long. Similar reasoning for not selling since, any time I try and time the market it’s bites me. I assumed the TACO was coming. Going to keep averaging down… got another 20 and I can afford maybe 3k a month
BRUTAL SELLOFF THAT STARTED SLOWLYITS OVER
MICRONIANS
>>62001324-0.02%
MUbros, it seems the cookie has crumbled.
>>62001381Rates for their whole ship went from 25k to 750k. I'm sure the third world crew gets nothing. What are they gonna do? quit? LMAO
Schizo ass nigger stock Sanjay better put in the good word for it
Powell is a fucking boneheadOiltards are boneheadsPANICANS are boneheads
>>62001381Captains and Chief Engineers can make $12-15k a month depending on ship type etcIt's possible to reach Captain rank around early 30's and then you can easily find an office job that pays half but at least you go home every night.
I can see my baby swingingHis Parliament's on fire and his hands are upOn the balcony and I'm singingOoh, baby, ooh, baby, I'm in love
now the markets have closed, the evenings entertainment can begin>missiles launched towards israellive:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
>>62001324I'm not going to look at it. I'm not going to look at it. I'm not going to look at it. I'm not going to look at it.
>>62001386you invested at the top, congrats, enjoy watching your 150k get whittled down and taking 8-10 years to recoverits going to suck but thats waht you get for dropping 150k all at once instead of just averaging in a little bit every couple weeks
>>62001324Trenched 6.9% this month.Consumer slop.
>>62001391Earnings aren't out yet, anon.
Why is S&P computer down -1.36%? What did nigger Powell say?
>>62001324-0.14% very crabby day. MU may still fuck me over in the post hours
>>62001394
>>62001403https://investors.micron.com/news-releases/news-release-details/micron-technology-inc-reports-results-second-quarter-fiscal-2026
MU IS SWINGING $1 PER TICKIS IT GONNA GO GREEN OR REDFIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DBZ
12.20 eps. Absolute chaddish behavior
WE ARE BACK
People who gamble 100k+, why? If I had 100k I'd be so comfy.
>>62001398based
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62001409
>>62001418
Brent finally broke 110
MOMMY MY MU MU MILKIES!
>>62001324-2%
>>62001418Thier hosting service continually drops the ball. Every earnings call.
>>62001415cant even buy a house in a middle of nowhere with that money
>>62001421110.55!
>>62001415yea how imagine how nice of a house and car you could buy with 100k
>>62001325>Looking at where you are today, is this the life you envisioned for yourself?I never envisioned anything in my future. I genuinely thought I was going to grind in a factory or retail for 60 years until I died, unless I died of a heart attack in my 30s.>Be honest and if the answer is no, is capital the only thing missing?I'm being honest. I'm actually in the top 7% of wealth for people in the USA at 31 years old. Yes, I achieved this being a no-skill factory wagie. No, I didn't get lucky off of crypto or a meme stock.>If you had the money tomorrow, would you actually be a different person?If you gave me $1 million right now, I'd pay off my dad's house and truck, pay off my mom's car, then put the rest in investments. I already own a paid off 2022 car that had 2 miles on it when I bought it. It has 8,000 miles now. I'd still be a wagie, but I'd be more likely to take a vacation every year, maybe two.
I solded my Micron and I'm now 50% cash, so the pump can resume I guess
MU is a shit stock and I should have bought skhynix.I say that with a cost basis below 200. Fuck this underperforming dog.
>>62001415You need to take risks to stay ahead of 5% daily inflation.But on serious note, $100k is nothing.
>>62001415>If I had 100k I'd be so comfy.how would you be comfy? an economy car is 25k
>>62001324+2.35Allin on oil.Going to play some mahjong now.
>>62001419The P/E was already 50, so what?
>>62001324I have about $30 left to my name.Going great!
imagine not going all in oil its hitting 250 soonim all in 150 calls btw, USO
>>62001421What a coinkydink that it breaks 110 right after US markets close.
uh oh i think spy is gonna give up 660 like nothing and then things start getting spooky....
>>62001443Expiration?
>>62001400Well, no one can know where things are going with certainty. Could be that this is an 2022 situation and it recovers quickly. On the averaging, backtesting shows lump sums outperform DCA. Obviously hasn’t worked out for me this time.
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
660 BREACHEDMARKET OVER GAME OVERCOMPLETE AIR TO 620
OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO
>>62001443>$150 USO callsThats retarded. I hope you're joking
>>62001324WHY DID I FUCMING LISTEN TO YOU GUYS ABOUT BUYING HGRAF BUT NOT LISTEN WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO SELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62001445WTI is 99 tooMethinks Powell turned off the money printers
ARE WE HOLDING MU OR NOT AAAAAAIF IT PAMPS I AM SAVE IF IT DUMPS I AM RUUUUUINED
>>62001457what a guy
>oil $99btw....
kek hgraf baggiesremember that retard in here yesterday saying his fibbanigga line said it had to bounce and he was going to wreck the shorts or some shitlmao kek
>>62001458HOLD....trvst the plqn....cultists will win...
OILSISTERS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
sell for your lives if MU does not save this market
>mfw I hoped to buy the dip with large sums of money and profit a lot>mfw I pussied out because things got too scary, didn't buy oil low or buy the dip on everything elseI have to go to work. I know that I have to go to work. The only scenario in which I free myself from work is one in which my profitability in futures and stock trades and investments dramatically outstrips my earned income. Yet I still still go to work, and invest too little.>>62001285STINKY
i just fucking knew they were gonna start selling markets hard after the fomc just so they could blame jpow for markets
>>62001458I sold, 107% is good enough for me and I don't trust Zion Don to not continue to fuck things up more than they're already fucked dragging Micron and everything else down with it
mmmmm choccy milk and french fries
>>62001456hay, theres a bit hope left, so lets cling to that right?
>>62001465mu doesnt matter bro, they arent big enough
>>62001470....Together?...
>>62001443i bought 1 120c apr 10'26. am i gonna make it?
>>62001474Alas I have already finished my choccy milk and the fries still have ten minutes in the air fryer
GODDAMMIT MICRON IF ONLY YOUR WEBSITE WORKED
oil shortjeets btfo forever
Sold it allZionald will be remembered as the worst US president of all time
I'm a Trump voter who hates Jews and now he's lost me everything.#winning
>brent over $110this is literally the "shits fucked" price we don't want to go over
>>62001383don't worrymy whole life is a fuckup
im holding MU stock so its not gonna sting that bad but you optionjeets are so dead tomorrow
>>62001318Someone should hack this fags' broker, sell everything and short oil 10x until he gets off his ass and approves the rule change.
what do you call this chart
Well shit here we go....
Earlier today Qatar pumped nitrogen (inert gas) in its gas lines and took their liquefaction trains into an even deeper shutdown. Makes a restart of LNG production much harder and lengthier, but it also protects facilities because inert gas does not go boom.I guess they knew.
>>62001493jumping upwards off a cliff
>mu dumpingits over i am ruined
>>62001493something that should've happened last week
>>62001486It could be worse bro. You could be a canuck or a Eurokek.
>>62001484dont be a panican bro, just hold your stocks as they sell theirs
holy fuark
ah guys my gamestop's down -0.97% today fuuuuuck
>>62001493Munipulation
>>62001493Every fucking earnings is like that now. I think it's just algos trying to slurp retail.
do not be panican, hold the line for israel!
>>62001493Standard AH earnings retardation
>>62001505zoom out and don't forget to tip your ceo
The Shit & Piss is going to be bright green on Friday. Calm down.
MAKE IT STOPPLUNGE PROTECTION, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Why is the government allowing this to happen?
Trump will save usTrust the plan 5D chessPatriots are in control
>>62001505shitwhat about bbby?
>>62001508Inshallah Long oil
Well, that was a big nothingburger.
SANJAY HURRY UP AN DSAY THE MEMORY SUPERCYCLE IS STILL GOING ON
OPEN IT BACK UPI WANT TO SELL MOREFUCK
obviously the US gov is fucking with the WTI price
Do I buy BOIL right now? I’m a terrible trader. Pls advise
i told that retard not to buy mu calls todayi fucking told him
>>62001519I'm now down 43% on my MUU thanks a lot retard
TRUMP FIX THE MARKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET PLEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEER
who here /kysthemselves/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6T_X7MXg40
I made 1200 bucks thanks to 0DTE puts and my man JPow. Thanks.
>>62001525How are you down 40%? Are you swinging it?
these paper loss are a small prices to pay for israel's propsperity
>>62001526he cantits too lateand he doesnt care, his family made 200 billion dollars in the last year due to all this bullshit
>>62001493Boioioioiong
>oil still rising
>>62001529No that's too risky, I'm just lying
>>62001493The I should've fucking taken profits this morning when I checked my phone at 6am while I was outside with my dog
>>62001535Oh *hugs you*
>>62001445Why does BZ=F say 105? Isn't that the brent ticker?
>>62001515Operation hockeye stat-us?
>>62001538jesus wtf don't touch me like that
>>62001537Why didn't your dog fucking tell you?Mine did.
spy goes down, usd goes up.spy goes up, usd goes down.can someone else and when is spy and usd going up at the same time?
>Oil surging>/smg/ was wrong (again) It's like you faggots actually hate MAKING money and enjoy LOSING it hahahahahahahaha
>>62001543Sorry...
>>62001543*softly touches your penis
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773852873169417.mp4
ok shit and all but why precious metalls dumping when there is war???i hate jew so much
>>62001534@grok do the blade runner speech but for the iran war and oil prices
>>62001548smg is too dumb to realise that this is a literal religious holy war and muh economy is irrelevant to israel and iran
>tfw you are a europoor and can sell your CFD on MU AH while mutts are stuck with their calls and can't cut their losses
Finally felt financially comfortable and started dating…All my dates wanna go to ruth chris and $$$+ restaurants…Bros what the fuck, how do normies afford this shit, I can’t pay for this shit, i’m gonna have to sell some stocks.
Bloody benchod bros what do we do
>>62001313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1XEajEqC18&t=1400s
WTI is still under 100 so it literally doesn't matter
>>62001551babe not in front of the schizoyou'll make him cry
>>62001452Nah there’s a huge put wall around 650. SPY will bounce there and maybe recover a lil and crab. But make no mistake, as long as pool’s closed, we going down to 600 or 550 if things get really bad.
>>62001548/smg/ 80% oil bullish at least Spamming short oil lolcows like raj make it seem different though
>>62001324Made 1000 bucks on a cheeky MUU buy at 197, sold early this morning.Wish I had boughted another 50k at 140 but okay.
>>62001564It's at 99.8 kek
holy fuck the MU earnings numbers are insane what the fuck
>>62001553Metals are the most liquid asset and the markets are currently experiencing a liquidity crunch from private credit shitting the bed and stocks falling. Don't touch metals until after the oil crisis has stabilized.
>>62001569don't make me tap the sign
>>62001559Those are just whores looking for free fine dining, they won't even fuck you 90% of the time.
>>62001574tap it
>>62001566that orders will get pulled when spy gets to 650, bet
i tried to warn you bros... not even meming any stock or whatever so you hold my bags, but this shit in Iran is going to cause mayhemthe markets will be a lagging indicator until the mass exodus... when then normies start moving their shit out... most don't even touch their long term bags held in various etfs (pensions in the UK) etc
When do I fomo into USO? Right now?
My paper trading on ameritrade is fucked, I lost so much money that doesn't actually exist. My paper account will never recover, I have to reset it.
WHERE ARE ALL YOU "hurr durr oil bagholder" POSTERS NOW?!?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COME OUT AND IDENTIFY YOURSELVES SO I CAN ROAST YOU
>>62001572i am balls deep in silver and cant pull out-80%
>>62001552
EVERYTHING I DO IS A FUCK UPEVERYTHING I DO IS A FUCK UPEVERYTHING I DO IS A FUCK UPEVERYTHING I DO IS A FUCK UP
>>62001511>zooms outNot back at $13 yet car crash bro. Gotta tip my boy Ryan since he doesn't have one.>>62001517let me checkfuck overstock bought them
>>62001583were you leveraged? Because I'm pretty sure silver has not dumped 80% ever
>>62001579I don't think that many brits have a private pension and if they do they certainly don't manage it.
>>62001559>sell some stocks
remember, nothing ever happens
>>62001581>reset losses button Many wish they had this
>>62001552kek
>$111 brent
>>62001596Soooo AH is inverting OIL I guess
>>62001572I liked metals because you don't have to declare it. Wish you could hand some guy in an alley bundles of cash for a stock certificate.
>>62001558>tfw you wrote calls at 3:30 eastern
>>62001564Stinky!
>>6200159699.9 WTI
>>62001552jej perhaps even kek
kek this special military operation is going worse and worse. Boots on the ground is getting more and more likely by the minute.
>>62001588You're a big guyYou ever beat SPY?
alright im just gonna make some banana bread and forget about the fact that I am down 35k on hgraf :0)
>>62001324my new war port doin a lil sumNot bad for buydeding on Monday. Laugh if you want but this mix fits my risk tolerance
>>62001567bullshit, this thread is full of bandwagoning retards who were all talking shit against it always do the opposite of what /smg/ says
100USD WTI
Silver short just keeps printing
>>62001552bloody basterd benchod
>>62001614>its over This was predicted earlier
>>62001623Never doubt get.
120$ oil was just the beginning https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2034366048028488012
When do I buy drip. In a month from now?
>>62001614Based bussy letting it run up so he gets a better shorting point to shake out the leveragetards.
>WHERE ARE ALL YOU "hurr durr oil bagholder" POSTERS NOW?!?>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACOME OUT AND IDENTIFY YOURSELVES SO I CAN ROAST YOUKek baggie is sperging out.
Will SHEL pump tomorrow? I sold because the RSI said it was overbought at 82 and it's been riding the high bollinger band for a while. Turns out that was bullshit and it only dipped slightly so I bought back but lost £50 to fees and taxes. I need a 5% pump.
>First satellite image shows Iran’s missile strike on Qatar’s Ras Laffan refinery—the world’s largest gas condensate complex. Owari da.
>>62001552I kneel
If the US bans crude exports that will completely collapse the WTI price, boost refinery margins, and bailout the treasury's naked shorts that have been suppressing the price for so long right?It was my first thought when I saw the Jones act waiver today.
>>62001628You told me to short oil you bloody benchod
>>62001614ok I take it back we're all fucked
>>62001628kys retardyou lost
>>62001625I just hope we have enough bombs to bomb them until they stop running their mouths on twitter
KEK "OIL BAGGIES" BAGGIESGET REKTI SURE HOP YOU GOT YOUR SHEKELS FOR YOUR SHITPOSTING
>>62001628Let's all just take a moment to point and laugh.
>>62001628DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO A STREET SHITTER?!?!HOW FUCKING DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A SUB STANDARD DOUBLE DIGIT IQ HAVING STREET SHITTING IMPOSSIBLE TO POTTY TRAIN JEET
>>62001594>be boomer>send entire account to India via basic scam>call bank>"DOOBLY. DOOBLY DOO!">get all money back>proceed to investment profile of bank>put it all on red>lose it>call bank>"DOOBLY. DOOBLY DOO!">get money back>mortgage house and get into rentals>mortgage rates go up. Tenant can't take anymore raping and move back home. Stop paying mortgage >call bank>"DOOBLY. DOOBLY DOO!">get preferential lower mortgage rate and refund for last 18 months
>>62001591>I don't think that many brits have a private pension literally everyone needs one now (UK law unless people opt out, but default is opt in)https://www.acas.org.uk/workplace-pensions>and if they do they certainly don't manage it.yeah this is the point... they're all in default ETFs on what the provider offers... they never touch them and never sell during a long downturn, this makes up a huge chunk of the 'institutional' holdings, blackrock, Vanguard etc ETFsliterally nobody manages it or optimises/rotates, they just contribute and hold... these things make a market downturn slow to take off....
WellMY ideal would be for sandisk to violently dump back to 600 bucks over the next fw weeks, so that I can snag that low right before earnings.
>>62001633US needs to export crude to be refined what
>worst case scenario for oil >can't stay over $100 >dumping to $90 tonight after the news fadeskek baggies Honestly hoping you people buy more. Clearly you're in need of a lesson.
WTI OVER $100ANTI-OIL FAGGOTS BTFO
WHAT A FINE WEEKDAY TO BE DRINKIN'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ONyukSLqA
>>62001647Needs?
>>62001299i really like her nosegod broke the mold when he shaped this beautiful face
>Micron Technology reported exceptional Q2 results, driven by strong AI demand, with $23.86 billion in revenue, nearly tripling from last year. The company raised its dividend by 30% and provided robust guidance for Q3, forecasting $33.5 billion in revenue and $19.15 in adjusted EPS.
I am unironically confused. What the fuck did Jeremy mean by this? Why is he holding the rates?The global economy is about to be gaped by oil shock. I thought the rate cut today was a sure bet and I was worried DOW might moon for no reason, but it looks like the market thought the rate cut was a sure bet too.What happened?
>>62001493thats muget in before it spikes back up
>>62001654I AM RIDING THIS BITCH TO THE END OF THE YEAR YEEE HAW
>>62001606About every 2.5 years and only for a moment
>>62001526
pam bondi called the top of the DOW and you niggers didn't sell it. Nor are you buying now. You can make money in the DOW you just have to be intelligent, I guess.
>>62001669Qrd?
>>62001669now show us actual nonpoorfag destroyed gear, also u forgot the mic and the mouse
>>62001552>rent freefunny but also cringe
>>62001669kek
>>62001669no way lmao
>>62001669did they go far otm 0dte calls or some shit? lmao
>>62001526its not trumps fault that powell is crashing the economy with no survivors
>>62001668why is it always dumb blonde grannies?same happened with BTC
>>62001669
>>62001669Spaz wants to be validated and thinks poasting himself pouting is based. Someone poast a cryjak! Poor babbie!
>>62001668but I did buy today anon "buy when the streets are made of blood and everyone is a scared little bitch" -warran buffet or something >>62001669shopped i can tell by the pixels
Havent been to this board in a while, but felt the need to come back and tell bullsKill yourselves you subhuman faggots you deserve this and so much worseAlright niggas bye
>>62001669Fake and gay AI.
>>62001669niggers that's AI
fuark me cunt
smiggers don't even recognize the most fake and gay AI edits. This general is doomed
>>62001651Yes retard everything is on a just-on-time supply chain. If we restrict the pump flow we'll hurt ourselves. Less liquidity in the physical oil market is always bearish, it must flow
>>62001694did you say thank you?
WILL BIG OIL PUMP TOMORROW?I NEED MONEY
>>62001663I'll jump back in october at 32 at the mostno reason to sit on shares
>>62001456It'll be fine long term. If you gambled with money you needed within the next year, I don't know what to tell you buddy.
bussy will NOT allow WTI to stay at 100
$100 WTI was rejected... Sorry sar. Better luck next timings..
not like this bussychads...
>>62001559>all my dates wanna go to ruth chris and $$$+ restaurants you arent chad enough. baggie did street food dates in smelly streets and loud obnoxious noises with clanging kitchenware before he took them back to his place so they can taste his BJC . If she isn't comfortable following you and accepting your demands as a man it's already dead on arrival, the "relationship" may as well be you watching your woman do everything possible to cuck you.
>>62001669> no mac minis> stock photo in camera viewfinder
>>62001669is this in a bathroom?there is a shower door
>>62001695I swear /biz/ has some of the dumbest users of all of 4chan
>>62001705MIGA cocksleeve
>>62001694WHY IS XOM DOWN?DON'T THEY SELL OIL?
>>62001707bussy got buck broken
>>62001719>>62001719>>62001719
FUCK YOUUUU BLOODY BASTARD SCOTT BESSENT SAAARRRRDO NOT REDEEM THE OILS SCOTT SAR OR I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BENCHOOOODDEEEOILS TO TEN TOUSAND LAKHS BHAISAAAAAAABSent from my Tesla.
>>62001695smg told me AI isn't real
KEKThis shit is disastrous worldwide
>>62001695>>62001713It gets worse by the day. 7 out of 10 smigs thought this was a real giraffe
>>62001728DONARD TURAMPUUUUUUU!
>>62001728How the fuck do you run out? Like nigga just raise the price so that supply meets demand, it's that easy.
>>62001734omfg is he okay???
>>62001728DON'T WORRY OIL IS GOING BACK TO $50 SOONANY DAY NOW ANNNNNNYYYYYY DAYYYY NOW
>>62001559I could pick up chicks in a shitbox and take them to Taco Bell then fuck at her place. Good luck being a beta cuck and being used for money. Remind me of this guy I used to work with that made the same as me but was always broke because he kept getting finnessed by hoes. One time he took a chick to Ruth chis and she was talking to another dude to fuck him later. Another time he flew a chick to cali and spent 10k doing shit with her and she blocked him as soon as it was over.
>>62001728>>62001737I wonder f Trump wanted people to buy teslas last year because he was planning in vading iran.
>>62001645yeah muh passive investing is just a scam to turn everyone into bag holders
High gas will mean that people who used to just barely pay their mortgage won't anymore, and they will be foreclosed. Mass foreclosures will hit the banks and crash them.
>>62001776That's retarded. If high gas prices are making you lose your home just buy a fucking bike. I'd rather have a bike and a house than live in my car.
Covered 2 of my 3 gold shorts (1oz) but set a tight stop loss. Hopefully it doesn't trigger because I'm going to sleep for a few hours and I want to think this is still an ideal entry point.
>>62001737>japan gets one of its major inflows of fuel disrupted>milliions of citizens queueing at the gas stations panic filling their tanks at a rate faster than the resupply
>>62001807So just raise the price until people stop buying so fast.
>>62001415If I don't gamble with 100k how can I make it to 1 million?
>>62001734the ick
>>62001810in japan there is also some kind of flipping culture. if a new weeb consoom item is announced to appear soon at the local comic store, its sold out 2 weeks before it reaches the actual shop and resold on amazon at a higher price. maybe fuel is the new waifu
>>62001807For a people who don't drive too much?Like, they aren't probably driving as much as most Americans.
>>62001638You probably don't. Unlike many other Iranian politicians, Ghalibaf seems to be smart enough to stay inside the superbunker.
>>62001324I’m in the cash bunker since like 2 weeks ago. No losses here
>>62001806I was going to buy in at 4800 desu
>>62001324-1.4% today.
>>62001324>-0.7%Malaysia and Balfour Beatty (and Eurodefence) are holding up my portfolio.
>>62001669apu poster?
