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Good goys edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>62001719
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mazda
zoom zoom
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STOP THE COUNT
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Gold is shitting blood. On no news.
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> futures
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i love childmogging dogcels
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Get fucked MUfags
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>>62002433
strait is wide open for Iranian tankers ergo Iran is in control of the strait
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You will never own anything again. From today onwards, your life will only get harder and worse. There are people who have names that made this happen.
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>>62002433
This is what Israel always wanted. Complete destruction of Iran. Trump is doing it for the love of the game at this point, we already know he diddled kids on Epstein island. No blackmail worse than that.
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>>62002433
>We escalated to stop them from escalating
Long oil
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>>62002433
but then iran destroys every oil and gas refineries....
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>>62002437
>MemGODS
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VIX shorter bros
I regret everything
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>>62002445
>Arabs dying and having their economy rekt
Isreal loves this , its a double win for them
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told you we are bouncing. shouldve listened..
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>>62002440
4 years to agenda 2030, trump and his jew son in law are ahead of schedual and under budget
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MDAI just received their market cap worth in undillutive funding which means FDA approval is around the corner and ther finances are very healthy again.

I've picked up 10,000 shares at $1.55

This could be like, our new HGRAF or something :3
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checked
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kek

>US building up forces for an extended operation to secure the Strait of Hormuz. US and Arab forces will provide troops, while Israel provides intelligence

>Israel: Yeah we'll call this one in from the office guys
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I'm not calling anything....things can pivot on a dime...
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>>62002445
I think the risk here is more that a country that's very dependent on Iranian oil gets involved in the conflict
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Do you think the US will do an export ban?

Is that why the WTI Brent spread is growing and some big player keeps shorting WTI at 100?
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So who got MUlested here?

Not me I had a sell CFD at $375 :3

However I have closed it too prematurely it would appear :(
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>>62002457
Maga still not seeing the forest for the trees.
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MU is up 10% the last 5 days, calm your erection
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>>62002461
I did. I'll just imagine MU is a big sister who did it while I am a sexually confused shota
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earnings miss number go down
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>>62002461
Bought a 440/430 put spread right before market close.
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>>62002423
There’s no avoiding it now. Trump’s Recession is a guarantee.
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>>62002443
>>62002432
>we already know he diddled kids on Epstein island. No blackmail worse than that.
He didn't though, Clinton literally said he didn't. Why do you keep lying?
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>>62002469
This is Biden's economy, sir.
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>>62002440
Yeah tis' funny how investing in bitcoin a decade ago was just a wacky way to buy weed, and a schizo hope to get rich. In reality it was the only way to escape. Oh well..
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>>62002469
What if he casts of the Zionist shackles and makes peace with Iran tomorrow?
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>>62002469
trumps trench / donnys dive
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>>62002478
I'll take one flying pig with hell freezing over, thanks
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Oil futures look weak. It's time for another leg down.
>$114 ATH
Kek baggies.
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American taxpayer's about to pump my defence bags.
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>>62002443
>This is what Israel always wanted. Complete destruction of Iran

Iran is the means to an end. Destabilise GCC before you walk in and take them. it's all working out perfectly so far which is why this is being allowed to happen, and moves by US/Israel to make it so

Trump also kvetching about leaving NATO because others don't pay their way, which is just an excuse to leave and not get involved in any battle with Turkey. NATO costs the US nothing to be a member of- it's not as if there's a fee and the military spending won't change at all by leaving it.

Leaving NATO opens the door to move onto Turkey, which Israel have literally just called out as a problem country so already making their moves
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Best defense play to soak up this spending?
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>>62002459
China, the one who Australia gets over 30% of it's jet fuel from but then you see on the news Australia escalating tensions by flying jets too close, it's all theatre. There is a wider agenda at play here.
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>>62002488
Forgot pic.
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>>62002471
zion don's top plan truster
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>>62002490
>>62002494
So glad I don't pay taxes rn.
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what the fuck is this gay tranny shit lmao
faggots itt
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>>62002490
LMT & RTX + UMAC for nepotism contracts.

ONDS & RCAT also good

SWRM maybe for a gamble but it'll likely selloff tomorrow after its crazy IPO today.
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>>62002494
>we need 900b dollars a year to maintain war readiness
>war starts
>we need 200b more
genuinely what is the point
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>>62002490
RTX, BAE, ONDS, LMT.
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>>62002503
$200b is just a down payment. It will get to that monthly if trump puts boots.
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>>62002503
900b for hallocaust remembrance training 200b for bullets
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>>62002494
>The war will be over soon, the strait will be open soon
>Also we need 200bn
W-what are they about to do?
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>>62002503
900 billy covered wars planned but this war obviously had no planning
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>>62002513
>W-what are they about to do?
The full spastic. Spastic with bells on.
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>>62002516
they're drafting /smg/?
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WHY ARE WE IN THIS WAR, MY STOCKS ARENT PUMPING AHHHHH
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Going to start looking for smaller euro defence companies as the EU pulls away from the USA they will be doing the same to keep spending within the eurozone.
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>>62002524
oil marines sound off
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>>62002527
>WHY ARE WE IN THIS WAR

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, friend.
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>>62002524
Worse. They are pressganging /pol/.
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>>62002513
another covid style smash and grab
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>>62002535
They voted for this
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Was i dumb not to sell when I had the chance?
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Ooooooo... several trilly. Minimum. Maybe.
About.
Seven point five.
Some people are even saying 8.
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>>62002539
You always have the change
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>>62002535
>Worse. They are pressganging /pol/.
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we buying this dip or?
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The sad part is that tolkien was right about the industrial revolution. Islam really is the religion of the orc hordes that sauron would approve of. Christianity failed as nietzsche proved. I start to think silicon valley and wall street insiders sold out to the islamic world and used 911 to take out competitors in the twin towers. 911 was really caused by compromised encryption security passed off to bad actors. Al qaeda was really just a front to blame as villain while the tech overlords and their wall street friends were the real architects of 911. Then after 911 they make all these companies named after LOTR references as some cheeky joke to the aware. Fits narrative of man being on thousands of years of decline from the age of heroes into a global muhammad worship but big tech surveillance is the real muhammad. Those who control the rings (cryptography) are the masters of this dark realm.
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>stock market shits itself AGAIN on a Wednesday
can't stand this meme economy
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I can’t believe I voted for this faggot nigger 3 times. I get what I deserve.
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Why didn't you listen ?
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>>62002473
Thanks Obama
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I had fun being a retard today. Please rescue my 593 puts.
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>>62002550
>a more likely reality.jpol
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Toot toot,
last stop before the oil train to takes off to oblivion
Toot toot
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Pools closed.
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>>62002561
KEK THE MAD LAD
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>>62002551
I’ll buy the oil crab dip. Dipshit.

>>62002565
>gambling on options
It’ll get you eventually
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>>62002561
borders closed, beaners getting kicked out. You really care about anything else?
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>>62002575
OIL PUMPING SMIGGERS
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>BREAKING: The Trump administration is considering deploying thousands of additional U.S. troops to the Middle East as Trump weighs next steps regarding Iran, including an attempt to secure the Strait of Hormuz, according to Reuters.
It's beyond time to start financially planning for a decade long war.
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MU raped earnings. Itll be fine. Spx hit 200 day sma, market will bouncr
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>>62002550
What the fuck is wrong with the road wheels on that tank? And what the fuck is that flag? And why the fuck is there an escape hatch in the engine bay?
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im still very bullish on MU, don't let this short term volatility scare you into panic selling.
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>>62002575
>tfw even if the Iran gov does shoot at ships, every towelheaded Bubba that can get a molotov out far enough is going to
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>>62002587
Sounds about right for /pol/ it's also got erectile dysfunction in the turret.
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>>62002583
What does it take to invoke the 25th amendment? They have to stop this zogslave retard before he collapses the country while trying to summon the jewish antichrist for his israeli handlers. Long oil and short tech with maximum leverage.
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Thoughts on MOS?
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>>62002575
Why would Iran do such a thing?
Isn't anyone going to stop them?
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>>62002597
Imagine what you can do to a tanker with an fpv thermite drone.
Ukies use them to clear treelines. Cheap as fuck.
>https://youtube.com/shorts/NbokGlb1g8U
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>>62002583
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>>62002609
That's an unfortunate ID you're sporting.
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>>62002602
Worth a modest buy. Fertilizer costs will be up for at least the next few months, Jones Act waiver today is proof enough of that. Depending on how things go we could see it spike like its done in the past.
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>>62002581
t--the market?
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Jesus christ, the $100 sell wall on WTI is going to break soon. If a squeeze actually happens there will be fucking riots.
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>Iran missile hits Qatar's largest LNG facility doing extensive damage
>Also launching other attacks on energy infrastructure in the region
Hope you niggers are ready for the recession
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>>62002625
This war is going to last MONTHS, those 5000 marines and sailors won't even arrive for another week at the earliest
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>>62002628
>recession
And then some.
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>>62002625
https://files.catbox.moe/b28vzx.mp4 this smart man explains what will happen with gas and food
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>>62002630
>This war is going to last MONTHS
America will be lucky to get out in a decade if he puts boots on the ground.
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SMIGGAS GET IN MDAI RIGHT FUCKING NOW

WE MOONING
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kek oil baggards
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Female natural gas is up over 5%
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>>62002641
what does it smell like?
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Reminder that hedge funds have taken the largest short position against US stocks since the tariffs and the 2022 bear market
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>>62002644
I’m not sure. My account isn’t approved but you’ll have to wait for the contract to settle for delivery.
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>>62002628
a severe one
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>>62002645
Can you blame them ?
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>>62002636
>Up almost 50% overnight
That's nice, tell me that yesterday.
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>>62002471
Oh okay then, a pedo said another pedo didn't do pedo things! :)
Time to go home boys, I'm getting sleepy.
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>>62002625
americans won't do shit
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>>62002645
>ahhhh the sentiment is bearish therefore markets will be bullish, no matter what happens in the real woooooorld!
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>>62002650
Its still pumping and it is mispriced after todays funding deal

Should be at least $3 now it has $35M in cash with a $30M market cap.

FDA approval around the corner.
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>>62002646
25th of march correct?
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jesus fucking christ
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>>62002655
It's called RSItardism and there is no cure
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>>62002663
We need to take Hormuz and hand it to Israel. That way they can rent collect on all the oil.
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>>62002663
I know a warrant officer in the national guard and he's already being moved for this.
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Reminder that while institutional investors are pulling out, rotating sectors and positioning shorts that retail investors are the ones buying every dip, also reminder while private capital from billionaires is currently fleeing from private equity it's pension funds that are stepping in to give them money
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>Report: The Pentagon demands a massive budget of $200 billion to fund the war in Iran. The U.S. Department of Defense has asked the White House to approve an emergency budget to increase the production of precision munitions, following the war in Iran that already cost $11 billion in the first week. The White House fears that the request will face strong opposition in Congress and among the public, against the backdrop of Trump's promises to reduce spending on foreign wars.
Can trump force this through congress?
All that money is going straight to RTX.
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>>62002625
>>62002633
it's a sad situation when people only know whats going on in the world when gas prices go up a noticeable amount before turning to cable news to find out why

most still probably aren't even aware
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>>62002663
If you think about it, there's a whole generation that grew up with Trump in the headlines, and him being the non-intervention/anti-war President. Who knows how many of them enlisted thinking it'd just be smooth sailing for however many years.
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>>62002645
You need to inform redit. They love a good squooze.
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>>62002667
Fuck. This is what will happen.
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Does anyone know where all the cash is going?
>Equities down
>PMs down
>yields up
>DXY up
>nikkei225 down
>oil up
is 2026 going to be a bond year?
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> Financial Times reports that two Russian ships carrying oil and gas are on their way to Cuba, despite US pressures and sanctions under Trump's administration
Been waiting for these blockade busters to arrive. Will add some extra spice to the spice bag.
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>>62002682
>Does anyone know where all the cash is going?
Under the mattress because gold is overpriced.
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>>62002683
fuck sake, trump is about to do something incredibly stupid here isn't he
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>>62002682
>Does anyone know where all the cash is going?
physical wheat
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>>62002683
They will get seized just like how the US seized one when they were blockading Venezuela, Europe has also seized several in the last week
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>>62002689
It's an interesting one. Trump admires Putin and here he is about to try and break his blockade which is actually getting results.
Not sure who the stupid one is yet.
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>>62002607
kek beautiful

On a related note, my rcat stonk be doin a lil sum sum
>man-portable military grade drones baaybaay
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>>62002690
Truke. Yall niggas should be stockpiling gas, food, and ammo right now. Well, really you should have been a while ago, but the next best time is now.
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>>62002695
I expect they will but that will have ramifications for the trump/Putin/witkoff group wank.
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>>62002699
>stockpile gas
you do that
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>>62002689
US has already seized one earlier in the year, Putin backed down and said 'he is sure those captured will be treated well'

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-seizing-venezuela-linked-oil-tanker-after-weeks-long-pursuit-2026-01-07/
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>>62002682
to israel as always
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>>62002696
He doesn't give a shit about Putin. The entire Trump-Russia angle only ever existed because the CIA was too chickenshit to admit that he's actually owned by Israel. They swapped the names of the countries.
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>>62002707
That makes no sense because they’re all controlled by Israel
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>>62002702
It can last for up to two years if stored properly. You have to get the ethanol-free kind.
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>>62002682
i thought so
not feeling so hot anymore
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>>62002708
That's why some minority faction inside the CIA that wasn't totally compromised blamed it on Russia instead. It never would have seen the light of day otherwise. Long oil.
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>>62002697
Just had a quick look at RCAT.
What draws you to it? Looks pretty risky to me.
Although any defence stock doing drones is probably going to get a bid I suppose.
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Is we getting hunned dolla oil?
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>>62002728
Brent already been over $100 for a while, most of the world trades in brent
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>>62002663
The Strait is just the choke point, but anything in the gulf is in range from deep within Iran, let alone from the coast

It also looks like this and is the length of California.....
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>>62002728
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>>62002633
>Scott Ritter
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>>62002725
>What draws you to it?
I bought in in 2k24 when it was sub-$1 after reading about what they are doing and who the head honcho is (ex-air force boomer). It just clicked.
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>>62002732
imagine being a gunner on a helo, orders are to shoot anything you see on the banks. fly up and down the strait all day shooting muslims with a machine gun.
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>futures
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>>62002743
>this is how zogboomers actually think
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How is crude oil still cheaper than it was in 2022 and 2014, irans a nothingburger according to the markets
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it’s over. Quick, call the oil longs Indian it’s our only hope…
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>>62002749
The market is fraudulent, you should know this
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>>62002749
WTI is largely only used by the US, physical prices for brent are already far in excess of the futures price and the US treasury is shorting the market
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so when the 60-90 days of free action are up, what happens if congress refuses to declare war?
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>>62002754
But it was real in 2022 and 2014?
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>>62002751
he's asleep
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>>62002757
AIPAC has that covered
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>>62002755
You worry too much pumpkin.
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>>62002743
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>>62002757
Picre
l>>62002755
True, I guess Im more so just surprised that it was around $100 for two years straight between 2012 and 2014 and I dont really remember it being a big story
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>>62002742
Cheers. I'll do some dd. Drones are going to pay but not convinced it will be theirs. Yet.
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>CL
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I don't like this spread with WTI and Brent
I don't like some gigawhale shorting 10's of millions of barrels WTI at $90-100

I think the export ban is coming, which will create a domestic glut and rape anyone who went long on NA oil. I think its coming as soon as this weekend. I am rotating out of NA oil equities and into Brent futures when the market opens tomorrow.

There is some extremely Jewish shit going on, there is no other reason why big institutional actors would be loading up on shorts. I don't trust it.
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>>62002765
Oil prices being high is much more of a problem now given there's already high inflation with a shaky jobs market
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>>62002774
PBR is the play
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>>62002770
Tom lee is a genius, and most people couldnt get half the results he does if theit hair was twice as pretty
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>>62002742
>2k24
>2024
Why is his generation like this?
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just crash the market I give up
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>>62002774
We are watching globalisation descend into protectionism and isolation.
It's why I'm long north sea oil. (Which would usually be retarded)
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>>62002774
>There is some extremely Jewish shit going on
100% guaranteed

>I think the export ban is coming
no chance
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>>62002774
isnt the whole issue with US oil is that it's incredibly low quality? Like it is only useful in certain applications like diesel engines and machinery. That's why he wants to build up refineries.
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>>62002786
Southeast Asian nations are already rationing fuel and have halted exports, China halted exports day one
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>>62002776
Its really not babe. Its only a problem if it dries up for a long time, and that is not happening, gulf oil is still moving and inventories were very high going into this. You are catastrophizing. Doing my best to c9mfort and reassure though, i love you and want to see you happy
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henlo mister jerome
y have u forsaken me
please revert
thank u mister jerome
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Honestly, I just hope to be able to make enough to afford a fallout shelter from longing oil and then pivoting into tech shorts before TSMC gets shrekt this summer.
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>>62002793
No, shale oil is high quality which is why the US exports its the more lucrative shale oil and imports the cheaper shitty crude from Canada and Venezuela which it has most of the world's refineries which are capable of refining it, the US arbitrage's oil
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>>62002787
I can see trump banning crude exports. He's just driven half the players to sign trade deals through tarrifs. Now stop selling the oil and sell only the oil products.
It keeps the profits and jobs in America.
It's his playbook.
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>>62002758
no
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>>62002796
This war is not going to end soon, the US is preparing ground forces to clear the strait
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So theres that guy whos long on depenz....but lets be real, most people are too embarrassed to buy that shit, THIS on the other hand....should I throw my entire portfolio into charmin stock?
Fun fact: the average person uses one whole roll of toilet paper per day. The number of indian restaurants in this country has gone up dramatically over the past couple decades....seems like free money.
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>>62002802
>thinking there is any coherent strategy when greater israel's interests are on the line
I shiggy
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>>62002802
>>62002800
i swear if this is 4d chess im gonna lose it
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>>62002802
if you still think he genuinely cares about any of that shit I have a couple dozen bridges to sell you
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>>62002794
UK is trapped between EU, America and there's Russians and Muslims at war with both.
If my government don't drop the green shit and resume drilling I will go and batter starmer myself.
It's retarded to try and navigate this cluster fuck maintaining climate change bullshit when you've got tried and tested oil and gas under your own feet.
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it's ogre
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>>62002804
Will you still be mad at me then you think? Why are international ancient blood feuds easier to mend than your heart?
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Should I quit my tech job? This AI stuff is boring bros.
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Breaking News: Pool remains closed.
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>>62002802
Dementia Don doesn't have a playbook, he thought the people of Iran would overthrow the regime and elect him as the new Shah by now, we are in unmarked territory, when the amphibious assault goes disastrously is when the market takes this shit seriously.
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>>62002805
AI gets rid of humans and rid of the need for people pooing
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>>62002812
>its ogre
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>>62002812
Iran is trying to destroy the global economy, they're a malicious actor
Europe and East Asia should be the victims of Iranian retaliation when they did nothing
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>>62002812
Surely someone has the balls to invoke the 25th amendment, right?
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>>62002809
>>62002808
>>62002806
I think he has exactly that strategy.
I didn't say it was a good strategy.
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>>62002816
>Trying to cross the pool
Don't they read the news ?
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Inshallah oil will rise
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what if iran actually made a nuke
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>>62002827
It would already be in Tel Aviv
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>>62002827
What do you think they are frantically trying to do right now?
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Trump really saw Putin's quagmire in Ukraine and decided he wanted a quagmire of his own.
Are Americans generally aware of how badly their long-term prospects are getting fucked right now?
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>>62002827
western inteligence say they are very close to getting one
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>>62002827
They would tie me to it, and launch me at Tel Aviv
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>>62002828
Doubt. Testing comes first.
Would love to see trumps face and Israel's shaft if a test happened.
(I don't want Iran with a nuke though)
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>>62002768
Also look into anti-drone tech (untapped as of yet) :hint:hint:
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>>62002832
kek
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>>62002830
Most of maga actually think Putin is winning. Lambs to the slaughter.
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>>62002836
I really want to buy firepoint but it's still private equity. (Ukies drones and missiles)
UAE is trying to buy 30% of them currently.
Will check it out though. Appreciate the heads up.
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>Oil baggots
>Me
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>>62002827
They'd get nuked as soon as they launch another wave of missiles towards Israel since its now impossible to know whether its a first strike scenario or not and the only way to even have time to order a retaliation is to launch it before the nukes takes out the command structure. Alternatively you announce you have some kind of dead man's switch device that launches nuclear missiles at Iran but then you also have to figure out how to do that in the small area of Israel though I suppose it is reasonable for American to take on the role given that Iran can't reach the US.
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>>62002827
It would unironically lead to peace in the middle east and tensions cooling down, but they were too retarded to go ahead and build one while they had the chance.
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forgot to have any irish food yesterday boss
(aside from the customary mc shamrock shake)
so it's colcannon tonight babe
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>>62002461
The MUrines got MUlested kek
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>>62002551
just wait. my dip buying numbers are sub 5.8k S&P or sub 50k bitcoin. i don't know if we'll see that low though. bogle as usual is the easiest way.
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Somebody please get me off this garbage planet
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>The Ministry of Defense of State of Qatar announces that State of Qatar was attacked ballistic missiles, from Iran, which targeted Ras Laffan Industrial City and caused damages.
Qatari LNG got hit again too
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>>62002830
im aware and dont really care if i can trade it
if america goes down the world economy goes with it, temporarily
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>>62002856
Khrag island is next in this escalation trading
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>>62002583
yeah, we're still in early stages of the SMO for sure.
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>>62002583
this is actually bullish for markets, once the oil disruption ends, long markets with everything youve got
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>>62002843
Oh and if the US does take on that role they'll have to nuke Iran by some mean that doesn't make anyone else think they're being nuked. Like you can't launch missiles from the silos on the continental US since they'd go over Russia and they'd get spooked by that and most likely launch theirs at the US before the missiles hit Iran. So the US would have to have for example submarines off the coast, nuclear warheads on their carriers ready to be mounted on an F35 or a tomahawk, etc. Most likely there's already one or more nuclear armed submarines in the area .
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>>62002860
It was in retaliation for Israel attacking Iran's gas facilities, Trump bitched out and publicly said no more attacking Iranian energy infrastructure
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>>62002815
Right now it probably not the best time to do that unless you've already made it.
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>>62002663
This is absoiutely not what I voted for
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YOU FAGGOT KIKES HAVE YOUR WAR JUST PUMP MY FUCKING MARKET REEEEE
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PANICANS ARE IN CONTROL!
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>>62002866
>TACO
Source and also does bibi know?
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>$114 ATH
>$97.84
Kek baggies
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>>62002864
>the oil disruption ends
You must be American. Need some help with geography?
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Let the goyim deal in the Western world.
emigrate to Asia to leave it all behind and experience real life
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>>the oil disruption ends
>You must be American. Need some help with geography?
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>>62002876
would fuck even if she begged on her knees
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>>62002802
hahaha you’re worse than a gme baggie, just give it up dude
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>tarrifs
>market dumps
>war
>market dumps
>next will be printing endless dollars leading to hyperinflation
>market will dump again
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Why didn't Iran build a nuke when they had chance....
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>+4.57 (4.90%)past 5 days
Kek baggies
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>>62002877
you’re back! Save the market pls
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>>62002865
USA doesn't need nukes for Iran. It could do plenty enough damage with moads and other shit.
The problem is they would just poke the Muslim nest if they did that.
Even a nuke would have every civilised country globally having daily suicide bombings.
You'd have to ethnic cleanse the fuckers everywhere.
(We're not ready yet)
Muslims are mad bastards.
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>>62002802
bro you can't just ban crude exports we need to ship that shit out to be refined we do not have the capacity to refine the amount of our own demand
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>>62002876
Butterface
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>>62002873
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-us-israel-war-news-2026/card/rump-wants-no-more-energy-strikes-but-supported-attack-on-south-pars-JYROfxheBSzuGarvy6O1
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we bounce here
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>>62002814
kek its because you a nigger tranny lover she already told the whole chat bro
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we enter a prolonged bear here
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>>62002890
I wonder if he said that before or after the gulf LNG and oil attacks today
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>The UAE has shut down operations at the sprawling Habshan gas facility after an overnight Iranian missile attack -Al Jazeera
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>>62002895
>Oil dumps the moment he posts
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>>62002880
>gme baggie
GME was under $6 the year I started investin kiddo. 2006.
Go boil your head.
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>>62002890
>Trump could be open to more attacks on Iran's infrastructure if Israel ignores his demands to stop it sources familiar with matter said
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Too much Bussy pressure on oil
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>>62002884
Actually my portfolio made over 20% today after I sold my USO calls this morning. Gonna buy back in with everything I have again when I see some weakness again.
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>>62002906
wtf does that even mean
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>>62002888
Checked
Trump never talks about bringing industry and manufacturing back to America?
He fucked over every friendly nation recently to do just that.
Bombing a few unfriendly ones seals the deal.
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japan mommy can't handle this...
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>>62002909
Zion Dementia Dion is cucked by Bibi's ghost.
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>>62002889
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>>62002797
mr jerome is retiring in six weeks. It's time to move on im afraid.
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>>62002898
He said it after.
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>>62002887
I'm talking about a scenario where the US basically acts as a dead man's switch retaliation system for Israel after Iran launches nukes that takes out Israel's retaliation capbility. If that happens Iran will be glasses and genociding all Persians that have anything even remotely resembling ties with the regime will be treated as enemies of humanity.

If Iran develops a nuke, they basically have to announce it and then instantly end all attacks and demand everyone else do the same. They can't launch more missiles.
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>>62002908
Its been posting about "oil baggies" since 85 per barrel and thinks every $1 correction bankrupts traders here since it doesn't know people outside India have enough equity to survive a 2% hit
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>>62002909
Israel is calling the shots
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>>62002916
so he has one last meeting where he does a quintuple hike
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>>62002918
With nukes you just test them and everyone looks at the seismograph and think again.
If nukes are used in this conflict it won't be because Iran has one.
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>anything of significance happens politically, good or bad
>market dumps



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