banan edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62003050
I warned you bros, this is literally it, it's overNormies are starting to notice this is fucking things up, which means the markets will now actually start to reflect whats happening.Position yourselves accordingly
Noob American investor here. How do I invest in non WTI oil futures (basically, not USO)?I did make some money off of the USO last week, gambling a large portion of my net worth, but am currently just holding cash. I expect this conflict to drag on at least for weeks, maybe months, which at this point, seems to be a fairly common opinion. I see Trump as having at least 2 large cards yet to be played: unsanctioning Russian oil (which he will do if he has to, to keep the war going longer for Israel), and doing some sort of export ban/massive export tariff on American oil products, which wont improve global supply, but should ease the "feeling at the gas station" public pressure effect. Whether the latter is legal or constitutional or not is irrelevant, as it will tank the USO (based on WTI futures) instantly, and will take a while to be overridden by courts, if it ever is.So any suggestions on non meme shit to put a lot of money in? I am willing to gamble that this conflict will drag on for an extended period, but being all in on WTI barrels just seems like the worst possible option. I would like to stay long for days/weeks (if I can stomach the daily volatility...).Basically, looking for something that tracks "global oil price", or at least Brent instead, rather than a US producer like WTI. Any suggestions?
glad I bought gold but I feel like it's too late to accumulate now and I'd rather keep cash to invest into dips
My 395 strike tsla calls exoire Monday. Theta has already hurt me bad so really need them to up their dick
>>62004092>gambling a large portion of my net worth, but am currently just holding cashThe key to not lose your net worth is risk management. Choose the size of your trades wisely. A rule of thumb is that you should not lose more than 1% of your net worth in any single trade if it goes wrongFor example, if you put 10k $ into a trade and it unexpectedly goes -10%, you would lose 1k. Which is fine if your net worth was 100k and you don't do losing trades too often.
> futures
>>62004081nice link from the last thread jerk off
>>62004104huh?
So answer me this smg, I can just buy some nivida puts for September. Probably cost me 60 dollars, so you are saying if there is a massive crash because of this desert shit I will still be protected because what if make from the puts is what I’d lose from my portfolio? So it’s kinda like insurance have I got this right?
>>62004102That seems like good advice, thank you. But... I rarely play on the market (just sit in safe suggestions from my accountant, otherwise), so feel like "knowing" that global oil prices will rise is a rare option to make some real money via larger gambles, one of which did work, so far.So basically, this is a rare outing for me, hence the added risk seeming to make sense.
>>62004114Don't bother, it's already priced in.
Sweden is rugging
While this shitshow seems to be getting worse all the time, something is happening in the background which not everybody may be aware off. US airforce is pounding Iran coastal sites every day, and some analysts think it would take about two weeks to degrade their capabilities sufficiently to attempt running ships through the Strait of Hormuz again. Also the talks about allied navies sending ships ships from Europe / East Asia, which appear to have ended in a clusterfuck and Trump hating all of Europe, were misleading. The obvious countries to contribute in escorting the tankers are the adjacent Gulf states. Their navies and air forces are not extremely capable, but should do OK at defending against small Iranian boats if Iran's coastal missile capabilities are degraded enough.
Should I buy some PBR or just hold my cash?
>>62004122Israelis should unironically off themselves for targeting energy facilities. They are going to crash the global economy
>>62004110Options are insurance against price swings, you're correct.
>>62004131Looks like the IDF is working overtime on damage control. That's some hard wagie life.
>>62004114Oil has already run up a lot, so the largest part of money on that gamble has already been made. Be careful not to buy in at the top / too late, like some anons did with silver.
>>62004129South Africa even more
>>62004137What? I thought they were for gambling.
>>62004081is it time to sell all tech???>lng gas go up>ai boom need energy>40 percent of sulfur blocked,need to clean and etch for chips, need to extract all copper.>25 percent of helium to cool fabs
>Brent cooling offNothingburger. If you oiltards didn’t sell now, you’re going to lose a lot of money either today or tomorrow. The gulf countries are about to get involved in Iran, surprisingly.Starting to Trust The Plan, desu.
>>62004145Involved how? They got no actual military. Even the Saudis have been biting their nails off trying to get into Yemen without success
>>62004138Israel is a LNG exporter so they make money from the current high prices, they don't care about the other economic consequences of this shitshow. What they're most interested in is to remove Iran as sponsor of terrorism. If Iran mellows down like Japan and Germany did after WW2, swearing non-aggression in the future and structuring their forces accordingly, this will end and everyone will be happy and trade with each other.
>>62004126You think?I just see this posted 1 hour ago:https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Oil-Prices-Could-Hit-150-If-War-Continues-Through-End-of-March.html>“With this huge outage of supply it is just a matter of time where prices really catch up with the fundamentals here and we just see how bad things are,” Amena Bakr, Kpler’s Head of Middle East and OPEC+ Insights, told CNBC International. Seems legit to me. But then again, I am too pleb to explain why WTI isn't up in pic related from oilprice.com, but Brent is.>>62004145I don't think they will, since the US could pull out at some point, and leave them in a state of war with a more powerful neighbor. Also, being actually involved in the war will expose too many other delicate, high value targets, like tourist trap skyscrapers.
>>62004129yeah the manufacturing and mining industry is taking a beating, anticipating shrinking exports
>>62004144>is it time to sell all tech???The valid reason to sell is the already rich valuations, and evident factors limiting further growth.
>>62004161i am a vibe seller anon those things mean nothing to me vibes telling me tsmc can't make chips , and ram won't be made so ai will bust.
>>62004155>a more powerful neighbor.Iran’s entire military has been destroyed. The only thing left are a few missiles and drones that are being launched by rogue IRGC (rogue as in, they aren’t in communication with command of any kind)This whole debacle will be over in a month or two.
>global oil soars>Taiwain struggles with fuel imports>TSMC stop/slows down production>price of chips moons>AI bubble popsmark my words
>>62004140My south African stock is mooning
>>62004165I thought it was a few weeks lol. Inflation already affecting war prognosis.
Can we please just nuke Israel and be done with this whole thing forever?
>>62004165You shills are nuts
>>62004171Why not nuke Iran? Teheran more like TeheGONE.
>>62004144>25 percent of helium to cool fabs*34%
>>62004173The chaos in the middle east will continue for as long as Israel exists. Get rid of Israel and there'll be peace.
>>62004133Pbra is my biggest position and is trading at 25-33% of the valuation of integrated majors like xom ,,,,,China is their biggest customer
>>62004165>This whole debacle will be over in a month or two.FOX News obviously not informing you that 1-2 additional months of this and the world economy tanks
Trump bafoon
>>62004167tsm already manufactures in americadont tell me you already forgot about them building a factory herethis has been planned for a long time
SMIGGERSONE LAST CHANCE TO BUY MDAI FOR UNDER $2SEIZE IT
>>62004184again with the FOX News propaganda bullshit
>>62004088>its overThe war? Yea pretty much
>>62004178The other countries around Israel are basically US vassals at this point.
>>62004141Insurance is gambling
>>62004188>muh fox newstry actually looking up the location retard, it exists and is running
>>62004151The new supreme leader of Iran just had almost his entire family killed by Israeli missiles. Iran has no reason to try negotiating anyway, because the US and Israel already betrayed them in a preemptive attack.
>>62004193what does this even mean?
>>62004195tsm manufactures chips in the us, taiwan doesnt matter
>>62004186Not a single thing this faggot has shilled has risen
>>62004196im telling you, thats just a memetheir us production is abysmal compared to taiwan
>>62004194Iran never intended to negotiate in the first place. Trump's entire Shart of the Mart thing is retarded because you can't make deals with everyone.
>>62004139Ya that is true. Not to go full retard here, but in theory, if WTI were to stabilize for a month at say, $100 a barrel, then one could expect something like USO futures to maintain a premium on top of a stabilized spot price (of say $110 rather than $100). Right? Ty.Of course, I am seeking a non WTI oil futures investment, but just for the sake of argument, I"m using WTI/USO here. I think the conflict will go on longer than the market expects, is my bet.
IT HAS ALL BEEN PRICED INDUMBASSES
I wish all the paid israel shills a happy "i hope your family dies in a cluster bomb attack"
>>62004198MDAI just did 50% gains overnight as they received non dilutive Barda funding equivalent to their market cap which indicates government confidence in their FDA approval.Don't buy it then baggot, I don't see you shilling anything worthwhile.
>>62004201>Iran never intended to negotiate in the first placeI don't disagree. Their entire position for decades was to generate strategic uncertainty. Now everyone is showing their cards and Trump is shitting himself about the hand Israel gave him.
>>62004209There's one big issue in your logic. Why would jews actually pay for shills?
Fuck, my vibe is to exit oil NOW and go all in paper gold for the inflation trade and security. Anyone else vibe the same?
Is it too late to buy protective puts? My profits are disappearing and I feel like it's going to get much, much worse.
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETDIPS:3
>>62004194Yeah this is the thing with decapitation strikes, it seems like a good idea at the time but if the next guy doesn’t wanna talk then it’s fucked
>>62004223Well gee shucks :3
>>62004220no, why would I exit oil when its 20 dollars below brent
>>62004223phew
>>62004220yeah once oil reaches 200 dollars a barrel im full porting my entire portfolio into SCO
>>62004092Replying to myself here, I just found BNO. Why do people only really talk about USO when BNO exists, and Brent is gaining more ground?BNO just appears to be like USO, but for Brent, not WTI... right? Anything else I should know here?
>>62004200who cares, america gets its chips thats all that matters now
wallah nikkei -5%death to the samurai
>yeah once oil reaches 200 dollars a barrel im full porting my entire portfolio into SCO
this gold sell off is making me sickthis whole thing is fucked and I hope pissrael gets glassed for it
>>62004194>The new supreme leader of Iran just had almost his entire family killed by Israeli missilesNo, this did not "just" happen but in the initial strike when his father died. So yes, he has all reason to hate Israel but this is not new.
>>62004235wishful thinking, migger
>>62004228Hes a paid Trump shill trying to suppress oil, so many shills this morning spewing bs, , im not trading oil, just long oil stocks i already own but i would expect the spread between these to narrow, but who knows it costs alot to ship oil from the western hemisphere to asia
Fellas I gotta admit I don't know what to do other than DCA weekly into TQQQ and BTC; I bought a little chunk of PSLV and some gold miners to hold in case the vibe worsens
Okay drumpf really fucked up...
>>62004251DCA into China megacaps ETF.
REMINDER:The only people who care about Hormuz and energy prices are third world shitters
costco gas in california is still $5 a gallon, we chillin
>>62004081>trump didn't know about the attacks Israel seems like being irl friends with someone from 4chan.Cool guy likes a lot of the same stuff but the just screams "NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!" in front of your coworkers at the bar.
>>62004255Is this real advice? I cannot differentiate reality from satire any more. Which ones would you recommend? Indices or individual stocks? How does gommunism affect mankind's natural inclination towards oligarchy?
>>62004206>markets barely moved down>priced inwe've go a long way down to go yet
>>62004171One cobalt laced nuke for the Suez, one for Hormuz would totally realign global shipping and trade. Reduce the relevancy of the middle east forever. For the good of all mankind
good morning niggers. I have a slight hangover and HYMC is once again down another almost 10%.I'm considering just liquidating 400K of my portfolio and going all in on WEAT
>>62004254What happened now something new?
Why gold
>>62004264I'm serious. I started to DCA into QQQ and iShares MSCI China this week.I'm European, and when dominated in EUR, QQQ had 0 growth YoY (even compared to Feb 2025 last year, pre-dump). China on the other hand went up 25%.I picked QQQ to be exposed to the powerhouse of the US economy: tech innovations.And China is quite separated from the US nowadays, which makes it a perfect pickfor true portfolio diversification.
its literally nyoger for micron
>>62004284when denominated in EUR*
>NOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH THEIR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE THINK OF THE GAS PRICESkek
>>62004270Why not buy some other commodity first and DCA in? If you believe WEAT shillers it's not a short-term hold
>>62004155
>longing brent with 3XGonna get atleast something out of this shitshow.>>62004177Pulsar Helium Inc. The US is going to wake up to the demand for domestic helium production.
>JUST IN - China says peaceful reunification will solve Taiwan's energy crisis amid Iran war — Al Jazeera
>>62004249stock market go brrr
>>62004297>If you believe WEAT shillers it's not a short-term holdwhy? Haven't heard anything from them yet
>>62004298Thanks much, that answers that. What live update page did you get that from? I can't figure it out.I also noticed that BNO seems much less violently volatile than USO. I might jump into BNO... it seems like a smoother ride for a long hold.
>>62004316Is it over?
>>62004316
Reminder that the S&P could fall another 2000 points and we would still be in a long term bull market. The boomers who bought back in 2009 have seen their investment go up 10x. Just like the people who bought bitcoin back in 2012 these little dips in the S&P are meaningless to the boomers.
>be in a store>shopping.jpeg>random children start misbehaving in the food isle>random man walks up and starts smacking one of them>30 mins later the man is still smacking the child while it tries to destroy shit around itself>everybody stands around looking>mfw the shopkeep raises prices of the milk standing right next to them
kek baggies
>>62004323>What live update page did you get that from? I can't figure it out.bloomberg daily blog. It's the main reason I paid for a subscription
>>62004329How the fuck I unsubscribe?
>>62004326Going by date of this article that offer was made before yesterday's LNG bullshit toohttps://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-makes-energy-security-reunification-offer-taiwan-amid-middle-east-war-2026-03-18/
kek mu baggies especially
According to the Kuwaiti Information Ministry, there was an additional attack on Kuwait's refineries this morning.“One of the operational units of the Mina Abdullah refinery, belonging to the Kuwait National Petroleum Company (KNPC), was the target of a drone attack, causing a fire on the site.” - Kuwaiti Information Ministry on X.The same company owns the Mina Al-Ahmadi refinery, which appears to have been struck at the same time.
i believe some news just occured
>>62004335mu baggies? If you bought at literally any point before Monday, youre greenunless you had calls in which case lmao
>>62004131That all sounds really great.>literally just one drone or suicide dinghy gets through and sinks another tankerOops. Strait's still closed. Funny how being 99.9% safe isn't safe enough when you're a tanker captain with $100M of cargo onboard (who also wants not to die).
SELL SELL SELL
So this is it huh
>>62004284>I picked QQQ to be exposed to the powerhouse of the US economy: tech innovations.I'm going to tell you a little secret that ghe market doesn't know about - our "tech innovation" for the last 4 years has been the equivalent of VW cheating emissions tests to get their cars sold. The biggest innovations in modern tech are figuring out how to cheat and outright steal from tour customers without getting caught by complience testers. Look at what Honey did for years - thats innovation in tech. Look at microsofts news games CEO - she was Instacarts CEO for years and her main initiative was an AI price gouging bot that was able to run for YEARS undetected (they were sued by several countries and lost). There is no "innovation" in tech anymore, we hit the plateau.
I just bought Nasdaq calls. See it magically recover in no time
imagine lying
scott bussy just dropped another billion of money that doesnt exist into an oil short
what news has come out?
>>62004354the turds are nearing my butthole and i will poop soon
>futuresImagine we could have just told Israel "no"
>>62004361cool it with the anti-semitism
>>62004361theres no "we" in any of these decisionsyou shouldnt consider the rulers of this country as anything you are on the same side of, because you are just cattle to them
THIS IS THE BIG ONE
kek
>>62004347Well, it's quite fitting then considering that "European QQQ" plateued too. I don't have huge expectations. I keep majority of my savings in treasury bonds anyway
>>62004370We're winning!
>>62004370more proof that everything is a joke and pathetic
>>62004361>>>/vip/139251Apparently some anon is really upset at /biz/ specifically you smiggers. CAN WE KEEP THR HECKIN' POLTICS IN /POL/ PLOX!
>>62004370this fucker is just lying, right?
>>62004361This
>>62004369Feels like it.
>>62004380That person has to be a reddit mod
>>62004380I get the frustration but what can you do right now? War and oil is literally making or breaking the market
>>62004380>WAHHHH PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF MY SENILE PEDO CULT LEADER WAHHHHHcry me a river migagroid
Everyone’s a baggy now kek. I’m just rolling with it. 50% Exxon. 50%. No way I’m selling my physical gold and silver.
>>62004390It'd be like if Taiwan got invaded by China and the market was about to implode. And that whining loser would be complaining that discussing it is off topic
>>62004263> screams "NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!" in front of your coworkers at the barhe sounds pretty chill
>>62004380dont worry i made sure to call the op a fag, did my part as a real 4channer
>>62004380Tired of retards pretending that politics don't directly affect the economy and the stock market
>>62004380yeah /pol/tards are getting too comfortable here
Hold on to your asses
the stock market decline is directly related to geopolitical happeningsgeopolitical risk is a common term used in conversations about financial marketsdeal with it fags, politics are here to stay in 2026
>>62004395I genuinely believe americans think they're doing well with ME and that it doesn't affect them. They're retarded.
>>62004284Certified retard
>>62004399it's almost as if geopolitics are the primary factor behind recent market moves huh
>>62004404Apparently only 10% of Republicans oppose this war which genuinely surprised me.
The spice must flow, this is my arakis
>>62004399If you go on other boards complaining when 4channers say nigger and blame the jews I immediately (and correctly) assume you're a tranny.
>>62004409Have you seen the mental gymnastics they're doing to justify the war? I mean, the special combat operation?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plly_ewBSDE
I boughted some more SCHD and BYD.
>>62004409What else would you expect from the party of poor and stupid people?
>>62004408it's almost like 90% of the posts on it here are worthless grandstanding
>>62004412the funny thing is this time, its been scientifically and mathematically proven to be because of the jews
>>62004380>after crying about it in this thread and getting shit on, he went to cry about it on a board filled with only dorks
>>62004380Hes right also most the pol tourists are long oil btw. Inb4 a shill calls me a shill
>>62004380>Oil prices go up and other stocks go downDamn, must have been the wind
>>62004409the no new wars people become the most pro-war in US history
>>62004380Oh fuck off. It is a fact that Israel started this war. Moreover, it further escalated the situation when it started attacking Iranian gas and oil facilities
>>62004420Nigger I still have my foreskin you don't gotta tell me
>>62004424being short oil right now is fucking retarded though
>>62004434being an oil swingie is where it's at
>>62004409Why are you believing fake polls
who are these press hoes
>>62004424Fuck off back to r*ddit, MIGAtard
BREAKING US MAY LIFT SANCTIONS ON IRANIAN OIL
>>62004441That's why I said apparently
>>62004444kek baggies
>>62004444only the oil that's on water
>>62004444So, which is it?
Guys, the market isn't even open and gold is absolutely dying. Probably the worst fall for gold ever in a day.
it's over
how do I invest in WW3
>>62004444CHECKED AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT PILLED
It's tempting to say fuck it and go into dividend investing like SCHD
Schizo administration, schizo market.Really, this useless statement is just there because oil prices are raping everything.
>>62004444lollmao even
>>62004455long global aerodef etfs
>>62004447>>62004444Kek, its only like a one milly Bs a day though
>>62004186So, this means....$10 each?I ain't buying shares in something @ 1.50 that already hit ATH LAST FUCKING YEAR @ 3!
>>62004455Invest quality hours into your family and friends, you won't have many more opportunities in the future.Also invest in LMT & RTX & ONDS & UMAC
>>62004453>short paper gold>slurp physical goldbat discountsimple as
>>62004462for now
>>62004453There is literally a worse fall for gold in a day in the very chart you posted, nimrod
>>62004463They just received $35Million in non-dilutive Barda funding while their marketcap is $30M.This baby is gonna fly, she's got wings. FDA approval around the corner.
Minors keep falling down like sack of stones
>>62004466Shorting gold at this point would be real ballsyDon't we all assume it will rebound in the next two or three days
I've gotten real good at losing money.
>>62004186>>62004470I bought yesterday at 1.6 and I'm already down like a bitch. This shit better pump
>>62004444dude's lying through his teeth btw
Yeah, it's over>*UK TWO-YEAR YIELD JUMPS 31BPS, BIGGEST DAILY RISE SINCE 2022
>>62004478stay away from them
>>62004489all the growth is in datacenters and nowhere else, not a lieeconomy is strong for only the biggest and richest and garbage for everyone else, not technically a lie since the biggest and richest have all the moneythe other 2 may be lies though
CHNR is where it be at
>>62004495Increasing almost 10% over night is wild
SLEEPY JOE
>>62004500Powell said yesterday that even with data centers there's been no job creation at all. The big beautiful bill did nothing. And tariffs have been a disaster gotta have more h1b1's tho
>>62004495I don't get why european yields are spiking more than US yieldswouldn't conservative investors and institutions want to park their cash in safe european bonds instead of volatile US ones?
Boomer rocks are rugging
>>62004510Because they can just hold cash.
>>62004509job creation doesnt mean growth bro, businesses can just pass money to each other and its technically growth
AHAHAHAH ''OIL BAGGIES'' BAGGIES, WHERE ARE YOU NOW, TURBOFAGGOTS? Oh wait no need to tell, we know you were paid by the treasury. Now get fucking REKT.
Gold bros..........
>>6200449531 benis?
what's for breakfast I'm hungry
>>62004135The global economy already crash, you just don't know it yet and the clown market is a lagging indicator
>>62004510The market might be expecting a rate hike
>the smells of delectable feembrapbuy (european female) natural gas
ahahahaha silver OH NOOOOOO
>>62004525I thought ECB already hiked rates
>>62004520anyone slurping probably never see gold under 4.5k again
>>62004520whats happening to gold?
>>62004510what makes EU bonds safe compared to US bonds? silly gooner
>>62004529Oh you'll be seeing it under 4.5k for a while
anyone else starting to think WW3 has officially started
>>62004530gold dev just rugged
>>62004522I had french toast along with my usual black coffee.
Everything is red.
>>62004536who do you think has a higher risk of default (or hyperinflation), the french national government or the US federal government?
>>62004530Idk I think itsgoing down
>>62004537why
>>62004525>>62004528held at BOEbut it's looking like 2 rises, maybe even 3 this year being priced in by some
>>62004470>market cap of 30MI don't gamble on caps so small my orders can change the price, kek
I´m getting raped, thank you orange.
>>62004530Gold is NOT a hedge against inflation as such high inflation and no rate cuts means gold is a bad asset
>>62004145>The gulf countries are about to get involved in Iran, surprisingly.LMFAO WITH FUCKIN WHAT, FUCKTARD. They have no real army, fuck, they have no real PEOPLE in the first place. Nobody to rally under the flag. Who's going to fight, their ''pilots'' which are all nobles like in the medieval era? They won't risk their lives when they can just fuck of to somewhere else to keep pissing on whores. Mercenaries? You don't build an army out of that. They have NOTHING. No army, no people, no FLAG.
>>62004092>>62004234 (You)USO bros, why select USO when we can select BNO? It has 10% of the volume, but that likely doesn't matter, and it seems like it is a much smoother ride with less heart stopping severe drops... and Trump can't limit the exportation of it. Europe is going to be fucked (as usual) more than the USA by these events, too, so tracking Brent seems more logical to me.Ignoring the advantage BNO seems to have just for today, they track quite similarly, just seems like less stress to be invested into since softer dips.Anything I am missing here? Any reason not to long BNO if I want to long oil for a week or so?Pic related.
>>62004530Gold is worthless now, I’m going to use it to plate all my water fixtures
>>62004530because the pump is over so now it's an asset that will create almost no yieldsand paper gold is worthless as a hedge
>>62004547Because rocks already peaked back in January and now they're returning to their generational decline. You'll be lucky to see rocks hit another ATH within the decade
>>62004186>MDAI FOR UNDER $2What is it
>>62004528No, but the market expects 2 ECB rate hikes this year
>>62004555mercs just like carthage
How much have Israel and their incestuous relationship with the US cost you this morning?
i gots to shit bros, thinking the market agrees
>>6200456612 thousand eurosmy burning hatred for America grows stronger every day
>>62004566America is being blessed right now since we blessed Israel. money is the root of all evil and we are being cleansed of our money.
>>62004155WTI is largely only used by America, but as brent becomes more expensive and supply tightens people will buy more WTI sending prices higher
How can oil be up but USO and UCO are down?
>>62004566I get royalties from a gas well so I'm one of the like 1% benefiting from this shitshow kek
RIP GOLD AND SILVER
>>62004574kek
>>62004544kek, you can't be serious. Don't you remember last year when the news was all about France possibly blowing up because of unsustainable pensions?
>>62004561Spectral AI, its a burns & skin trauma diagnostic tool that outperforms the best Doctors according to their study, pending FDA approval any day now.
>>62004577Ban WTI expiration immediately
>>62004586sounds like a get rich quick scheme
This market is being a G_d damn nigger boss.
>>62004562Rate hikes!? In this economy!?Oh mein gott...
>>62004566I'm up 0.22% thanks to low risk daytrading today (shorting nasdaq and oil)
>>62004592dunno why you havent gotten short or at least bought an inverse etf yet hoss
I had eggs and bread yesterday... what is for lunch today
>>62004592You got what you voted for though?
i bought sbsw at the top ama
>>62004591They're the best schemes, no?Well they just received their market cap in Barda funding last night, so I'm bullish for at least $3 soon come.
kek baggiesdaddy needs money for operation EPIC FVRY
>>62004284What innovation? It's all fucking ADS. Block Google AdSense, Kikebook Ads, X ads and so on right at root ISP level in the EU, and you'll see this memetech and all the memerica economy do an instant -30% the very next day. There's no innovation, just fucking memeads.
anyone buying the silver dip?
>>62004578/CL is down from market close yesterday
MU was at 453 when i got on bed, what the fuck is going on with this nigger ticker
>>62004580i just bailed on my gold/silver/copper positions yesterday after zooming out. lucky me.
>>62004611I'm buying the cheese dip I'm hungry
>>62004498How is it called when you dump minors to buy CANE
>In February 2011, WTI was trading around $85/barrel while Brent was at $103/barrel. The reason most cited for this difference was that Cushing had reached capacity due to a surplus of oil in the interior of North America. At the same time, Brent moved up in reaction to civil unrest in Egypt and across the Middle East. Since WTI-priced stockpiles at Cushing could not easily be transported to the Gulf Coast, WTI crude was unable to be arbitraged in bringing the two prices back to parity. Oil prices at coastal areas of the United States were closer to Brent than to WTI. In June 2012, the Seaway Pipeline, which had been transporting oil from the Gulf Coast to Cushing, reversed its flow direction, to transport WTI-priced crude to the Gulf Coast, where it received Brent prices. The price difference persisted, however, and was large enough that some oil producers in North Dakota put their oil on tanker cars, and shipped it by rail to the Gulf and East Coast, where it received Brent prices>Brent continued to trade $10–20 higher than WTI for two years, until June 2013.Trump isn't wrong when he says the "oil shock" is only a European concern and the fact they don't want to protect Hormuz shows they're not serious people
>>62004613This was obvious and why I bought RTX and ITA yesterday
If this strait shit isn´t finished by April then we´re cooked innit.
>>62004611I really shouldn’t but I want too
VG chads wwa
Why does everything drop or rise overnight?I can't buy or sell at that time, fuckers need a 24/7 market so I can WIN 24/7
>>62004609200 billion billion??
>>62004616In their earnings call they said they're expecting lower profits margins going forward
Buying gold puts ended up being a great idea
>>62004630The stock market hours are old Boomer stupid rules outdated and make no sense
>>62004623>trump and israel clog the straitshitter>"clean it up europoors, if you don't want to be europoorer lmao"Don't worry though, Estonia is on the way
>>62004623What's the point of opening the strait when Iran is just going to blow up energy infrastructure anyway ? This war is so poorly run no middle power will join because there would be no point .
>>62004644kek
>>62004577Thanks, makes sense. I am thinking the USA will somehow limit WTIs export ability to even out this price, since it will drive up domestic at the pump costs. But I understand you in theory.Makes me think BNO is the way to go long in oil. Basically betting on Europe getting raped again and the USA not giving a shit about it.>>62004614Mind explaining what that means? Trying to learn here.
>>62004609BEARISH FOR STOCKSIF YOU NEED MOENY THE FIRST THING YOU SELL IS STOCKS AHHHHHH
>>62004609$200 Billion billion (with two b's) is a ton of money, but as long as it going to a good cause, terrorism prevention is a good cause, I guess we can afford it boss.>>62004603I as long as we get (((our))) (((Golden Age))) (((I)))'ll be happy boss.>>62004599Market's still being super niggerish boss.
>>62004625The USS San Diego, USS New Orleans and USS Tripoli with the marines onboard won't arrive in the area until end of March at the earliest, this is guaranteed to be continuing into April
>>62004609>It takes money to kill bad guys Why are they marketing this budget increase to preteens ?
>>62004644this blatant hatred of europe will backfirekarma will hit you
>>62004613And China has access to most of worlds global rare earth minerals to build these. And supply chain has many Asian manufacturers who'll probably go out of business if this energy crisis goes on. Most of electronics and sci-fi materials are made in Korea or Japan >>62004624Why buy rtx?
the only thing green in my portfolio is wheat futures
>>62004651So rtx about to go on discount
>>62004655Most of US public is mentally on par with children
>>62004657They make missiles and this is a missile and drone war . Also felt it was better value then LMT
DEVIL TRIPSAND WE FUCKINGDEVIL DIPS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62004666checked
>>62004658based
>>62004666NIGGER
>>62004665Yeah but how exposed are they to east Asia though?
>>62004666
>>62004495>since 3 years agoTell tale sign of doom mongering
>>62004650The timing on when the day ends for futures and the market are different. While crude is up on the day, it’s down from where it was through most of yesterday’s market hours. It was around 98 for much of the day and it’s at 96 now. If US oil tracks the change in futures it should be down today
>>62004656I'm just paraphrasing Trump
>>62004650Already the possibility of the US limiting their exports to lower domestic oil prices see >>62004623
what a meltdown on nq/mnq
probably buying calls at open thou
>silver baggies
>>62004666shorting it is
obviously unsanctioned so it can be seized like venezuelachinese copium incoming
>>62004638Sell them. I covered at 4522. You're gonna lose theta like crazy after tmrw
>>62004687That makes no sense, sanctioned gives legal justification for seizure, removing the sanction would be like ripping up your search warrant
>>62004546Look at silver computer
Oil going to $111 today smiggiesWHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
>>62004656Europe isn´t even the worst hit, gooks and chinks are.
>>62004675Don't know and don't care really .Its a play to make money off the demand for missiles and missile manufacturing investments from the DOW
>>62004666>SELL EVERYTHINGSELL EVERYTHING>SELL EVERYTHINGSELL EVERYTHING>SELL EVERYTHINGSELL EVERYTHING
>>62004666AHHHHH MOMMY
>>62004555They were gonna pay the Pakistanis to fight for them but Pakistan started bombing the Taliban in Afghanistan to pretend they were busy and weasel'd out of it. True story.
I'M GOING BROKEHELP ME BIZ
>>62004679>If US oil tracks the change in futures it should be down todaySorry am retard, trying to understand -- by this, you mean that USO should be down (as pre market seems to indicate it will be), but this statement says nothing in particular about Brent/BNO, right?
>>62004708slowly?or are you in the suddenly phase?
>shiny rocks
Requesting "don't talk about the war" edition for next bake in honor of this guy's tears >>62004380
we are bouncing go long noooooooooooooooow
Even Peter Schiff doesn't know what to think.
MICRON ENERGY MOLESTED MY DAD
10 minutes until it's open
>>62004639I meant to quote u>>62004688
bake already dam
>>62004692Silver makes me sick
If EU hikes then this start to look a lot like 2008
zero job growth
>>62004692Come on sub 50
>went from over 800k a few weeks ago to breaking into the 600k range this morningIts so fucking over bros.
>>62004742More like 2022. It would be funny if blormpf did exactly what he accused Biden of doing for 4 years straight.
erased half of my MU loss with a quick scalp for SER todayfuck nigger
MAMA MIADon't open the market, plz
>>62004081>spy crashed back to levels never seen since... (checks notes)... 5 months agowake me up when its actually the big one
holy cow
THIS IS THE LAST THREAD, MARKET GOES TO 0 AT OPEN
>>62004469Our day hasn't started. Buttweed
MDAI is actually looking better now that it's not up 50% anymore. I might gamble on FDA approval.
i hate how they do this fake and gay mini pump before market opens so calls are not as cheap as 10 minutes ago
>>62004766Consider zooming out before doing that
>>62004409>Double digits IQ retards are retardedYep. And water is wet
MICRON KICKED MY DOG
OY VEY! MY SHEKELS!!
>>62004772MULESTEDTRIPS TO CONFIRMDIPS
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62004767We should get IOU calls buying pre market. Bullshit we can lose out when market opens not filling our orders
dubs and I become rich mashallah
My auto-buy happens today(every Thursday)
>>62004455Short the indexes. Bet against the buy-the-dip zoomers that never experienced a real market downturn. Simple as.
>>62004779WTFWT
>>62004770It dropped post IPO and crabbed since then? Meh.
>>62004779LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what's the sentiment should I get back into oil if it dips slightly more?
>>62004779AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62004793No
VIX to 50, end this retarded faggot nigger crabbing.
>>62004779Based
>>62004799>>62004799>>62004799
bounce bounce bounce
>>62004779OPEN THE GATES OF HELL
>>62004792cute
another mental wellness check for HGRAF investorsare you still suicidal?
>>62004613Buy your RTX5080 right now. And buy as much DDR sticks as you can. You won't believe how the current prices will be seen as cheap as fuck soon enough.
have it turned green yet?
>>62004453Tis what happens to “stores of value” once the bills come due.When everything gets more expensive for people always expect gold and bitcoin to dip.
