how do we get rich?
hoard gas
>>62004262I don't know about you but i'm planning to sell worthless internet tokens to the goyim.
>>62004262what do you mean "we", nigga
>>62004267Most anons are doing that already
>>62004267how many jars of farts do I need to have?
>>62004262Get a job, Sell your car, live with your parents, go all in on Precious Metal Miners and Nvidia
>>62004262In 2026 and after? Be already rich. Economy will not improve and ladder has been pulled up.
>>62004262by allocating the capital you control in an efficient wayyour rewarded if you do the correctly, and punished if you don't
>>62004352Sounds easy but it isn’t. You need savings. The bottom 90% has cut back spending already long ago. Looking at data. 95% of people will never make it. 99% even desu but 99% sounds unbelievable.
Real answer?You don’t. 99% of people are poor. Even in usa, only the top 10% keep in their spending. Bottom 90% cut back long ago. Top 10% do 50% of the consumption. Top 10% is only 1m. Excluding a primary residence, it is 2.5% have 1m. So yeah, 99% of people are not rich. How do you get rich? You dont.
>>62004320explain as if i'm a drooling retard on why nvidia has not topped yet
>>62004262learn to trade
>>62004262Suck 25,000 dicks for 50 dollars each.
>>62004262if the past was any indicator, ddr5 ram
whats the most retarded thing that gen zoomer and alpha kids will get nostalgia about and it will moon like CRT monitors or 90s gaming pc's
>>62004267my tummy hurts, how much gas do I need to hoard before I get money?
>>62004262step 1: be smart
>>62004262Hypergamy. Marry someone richer than you and use their money as your own.
>>62007400even if she is an obese fat bsn nurse that makes 120,000 a year/??
>>62004262move to a place where people are poorer than you
Selling clothes in first world countries that use ozempic. People are buying new clothes constantly because they lost weight. Now, imagine when ozempic becomes very expensive and people can't afford it anymore, something that will definitely be happening in the nearby future, they are going to balloon again and buy even more clothes. Pretty fool proof I'd say. This comes after having watched a video about a tailor that was being forced to make his suit fit three times as he did in the past, except he was actually losing money because he offered it as a service that is free of charge to his clients. Huge opportunity lost for him, don't make the same mistake.
>>62004268spbp
>>62007418You would only want this if you were blackBut if you are black. Enjoy dating an obese white nurse. It's like Christmas morning for you guys
>>62004262If you weren't part of the top 10% in 2025, you're lower class
Went all in on Fartcoin bros and now I'm having second thoughts.
>>62004262Let the goyim deal with the real world.
>>62004262Imagine a mongol horde is coming round, and a fellow villager asks ‘how do we profit off this?’That’s how you sound
>>62012422That sounds smart to me.
>>62004320>hoard shiny metals that will ever generate a profit by sitting inside a safe shitty advice
>>62004262The Jannies Don't Want You To Know How
>>62004262DCA into index funds for 40 years then retire
>>62004262time the bottomtake out a loanleveragehit it big
we?
>>62004320Why not go all in on BTC, if it drops to 40K buy more and stake maybe then wait till it 200K.
>>62004262lock in on 9-5 for 40 years
>>62004262invest into crypto bro.
>>62004262Everything crashed hard, and continues crashing despite constant recovery attempts because THE WORLD IS FUCKEDSomeday soon, though, normality will reassert itself, because THE WORLD HAS ALWAYS BEEN FUCKEDOn that day, we rocket to the moon once againTo be rich? BUY BUY BUY AS LONG AS THIS LASTS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FULL OF HOLES
