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>>62005840save this one for laterfirst thread posted here:>>62005837>>62005837>>62005837
(in case this thread will be recycled)second for babe
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>>62006241Brent Computer?
BOTTOM OF THE V ESTABLISHED ALL SYSTEMS GO
> nows
>>62005840WTF WAS THAT PUMP?
BRICS status?
SANDISKGODS are we eating good rn? MUsissies BTFO
>Netanyahu being alive is bullish
>>62006457Algobot action.This thing will vault over night.~+.75% gap up in the SPX tomorrow + follow through buying
Those who bless israel by shorting oil will be blessed. Those who curse israel by longing oil will be cursed.
He may be nuking my portfolio but at least he makes me laugh
I guess the Bibi sacrifice to Moloch was successful. The crisis was pushed back by one day.
>OILbessent heemed us so hard it's insane. $100 got rejected so hard that oil got sent straight back to the depths of hell
>>62006473People actually believe this though and then act like they're confused why America is a giant circus ruled by a clown
>>62006473She's like damn what he say fuck me for
why is everyone just thinking this is over and we're back to normal in a few days?i've seen nothing of the sort apart from markets moving on what appeared to be zero fucking news
It's getting ridiculous how that 100$ threshold is being suppressed. They better pray it doesn't go over that threshold because with how much it was supressed, this won't end well.
As someone who works in shipping I find the market's reaction to what's happening insane.It doesn't matter what these talking heads say. Every day the strait is closed is another day of massive irrepairable damage to virtually all sectors of the economy on a global scale. Every day it remains closed, a return back to normal becomes even more difficult and lengthier. The complacency is unimaginable. People seem to think the outcome will be things costing a little more. The realization that there will not be enough to go around has not hit home yet.
>>62006486No news means perpetual grind to the upside, dummy.
>>62006481>not shorting at 100Most obvious dump ever
>>62006486Nobody wants to miss the bottom so everyone slurps at even the slightest hint of good news. Blame the FED, they conditioned people into thinking the market will always V.
>>62006486Opex tomorrow.
>>62006492post your short
>>62006489I want to short everything because this is *at least* a 2022 2.0 on steroids (2008 actually but whatever), but with how much the market is manipulated, how can you even fucking short.
oil probably gonna dump back to 90 on friday to scare people out of holding over the weekend
>>62006489>Every day the strait is closed is another day of massive irrepairable damage to virtually all sectors of the economy on a global scale.>Every day it remains closed, a return back to normal becomes even more difficult and lengthier.People - as well as you - said the same during the rona and guess what?Nothing happened.Remember>le bull whip effect>muh supply chain breakdowns?
what happened to make it go up so much? i was out.
Watch this shit. Oil is going back up to 100 guess when? Market close.
>>62006493>the market will always VWhen has it not?It's one of the longest established trends.
>>62006499The rona was a fucking on/off switch. This is NOT fucking comparable at all. There was no destruction of any assets at all. Just because a few fucktards though it was the end of the world didn't mean it was the end of the world.t. bought my oil stonks giving me 10% divies in march 2020.
>>62006501One guy here sold
30 replies in this thread and the bagholder bingo is already full.Oil is crashing, jeets lost, 60$ end of the week.
I’m scared biz. What do I do
>>62006489Because of the strait, 20% of global oil shipping is disrupted. Only crude oil, nothing else. Other countries will start drilling more and the price will go down naturally. 20% is just not enough for a major disruption.
>>62006506It did not V during the 1970's oil shock and stagflation.Going sideways with 50% inflation for 10 years is bad
>>62006507You'll look like a sissy fagboy when the SPX is back near 7000pts in the coming months.
>>62006511I'm not scared just deprressed.
>>62006511sit back and enjoy the rideyou have a well diversified portfolio, don't you?
>>62006511PANIC!ABANDON YOUR PORTSSELLLLLSELLLLL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES SMIGGERS
Oil baggies, prepare for pain. I will not show you mercy.
>>62006514>Only crude oil, nothing else.
>>62006496Bought HOD at 1.50, sold at 1.58. Could have gone a lot farther with it but I took profit
>>62006525couple minutes too late for that
>>620065161970s market behavior cannot be replicated and therefore cited in today's world not only by the fact that most market participants back then are either dead or at least retired/out of the game.
>>62006521what's the matter?
>>62006489Cool. Unfortunately that doesn't affect the market...NOW. I need to see immediate change or I get angry.
Oil baggies deserve max pain, like that faggot zoomer who was sperging out over my oil fund yesterday. He will have to learn how not to trade with emotions, and instead trade with cold, calculated positioning. I would be happy to teach him, but my lessons are in Hindi only.
Can someone explain why Trump's approval rating is still +40%?
>>62006501King jew giving the markets a big injection of compium right as WTI hit 100. Nothing to see here goy.
>>62006536Oh nice, are they sending their ships and boots on the ground?
>>62006488Its just on western controlled futures markets. He is Oman crude. For those unfamiliar with overwhelming paper rehypothecation of the underlying commodity or hard asset. This has been used in metals markets for decades to rig things.
>>62006535Rednecks.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62006536>king jewyou will know when we have a king
>my portbolio unexpectedly pumps from -2000 to +4000 since I last checked>panic.user.js>did I just buy calls on natty gas companies for nothing?>check reuters: no particular news
>>62006543+5.38%
>>62006497i got wiped out today shorting spy, market was red all day, then king jew comes on tv and says nothing and market pumps, despite the entire middle east on firethis shit is obviously just rigged to clean out as many people as possible except insiders
>>62006543Today: -0.46%This Week: -0.63%This Month: -5.78%This Year: -10.55%still going downi'm ready for the V
>>62006546There is only but one king of the JewsAnd his name is Christ The Redeemer
>>62006543-7.56%, so like -$1k.I will hold...
>oil drops to the same price it was 24 hours ago>people think we're back
>>62006543Fuck you that how
>>62006539It means they will hide in their bunkers and provide so called "intelligence."
>>62006543+11% Silver puts printed. Sold them. Oil puts will print after a dump to $70 tonight, market open tomorrow will gap USO to put me deep ITM, where I will proceed to unload my bags all over oil baggots faces.
Mossad will assassinate every antisemite who longs oil. Short oil to bless Israel, goyim.
>>62006547Hehe prooot :3Bibi gave a speech that almost sounded like mission accomplished but wasn't really at all in the end.Guess which retard has two thumbs and got bull trapped after being disciplined and holding cash for months?Yo!
>>62006558Ruler of ZOG said line go up thoughbeit
>>62006543little low risk current happenings port pulling in more than tbills so it's good
>>62006531It does affect it now.I saw non-AG LNG producer names spiking today. GLNG, VG are up +15% in a week.Other stuff will move soon. Aussie coal, American fertilizers and chemicals. Stay away from anything in Europe reliant on America.
>>62006543+5.94%>>62006562Screenshoted for when non of that happens
>>62006543+.47% for no reason other than by the grace of God I guess
>>62006543-0.76%I've had worse this week
Another day of losing money in Donald ducks america
>>62006543Today: -1.62%
>>62006543>Bought Shell>Shell plant got blown upBP is still ripping, do they not have plants in the ME?>>62006562What level of autism is this?>>62006571Bong here, how over is it for my country? They're already talking about fuel rationing.
Donald trump is the best president we've had in years. The volatility he's given us has been incredible. Anyone capable of trading has made a killing from the Trump presidency. I say four more years.
kek oil baggies
>>62006579It's either an honest to god oil trader that's losing his ass and his banks gonna mob execute him or an actual paid shill kek
>>62006576Has any other president ever managed to crash the market twice in the space of a year?>>62006584That was me when gold was going up. Now he's fucked everything.
>>62006579>Bong here, how over is it for my country?Do you guys have any of those Ineos refineries or have you shut them all down?Ineos went all in on replacing naphtha crackers with ethane ones, which is now going to pay dividends as the rest of the world runs out of naphtha and thus plastic. I don't think the US will ban ethane exports so you're good to go if you still have those.
>>62006530>apply job, pays 70k>I have 8 years of experience>check same position on linkedin>200 applicantsGrated it's a remote job so I take it a lot of fags outside of the city where I live, such as jeets, are applying but not a great chance of getting it.Things were not 'real' 5 years ago, stocks were just a wacky thing where sometimes I'd be up 1200 bucks in a day on 4k invested and sometimes I would panic sell the lows. Crypto was the same. If I had All Inned on some shit like soxl or ethereum or nvidia I would be a millionaire. The market is too high. In the last year and a half, too, I feel like I 'get' the market. Sometimes I take losses but fil lin the losses with gains or my paycheck and it's a steady upward trend. Maybe I get lucky again and find another multibagger. Month by month I make more, but pussy out of the big dips (like last week) where I could have fomo'd sndk/mu/wdc and made a lot in a week.But things have never felt so bleak before. I thought I would have my entire life to get rich, and stupid bullshit that was Get Rich Fast like Tesla was just an abnormality. In hindsight it was the only real way to make money and if I knew 10 years ago I would have been working at that ice cream parlour instead of returning to finish my college degree, putting it all into equities.Also lmao why is Micron sucking so hard compared to Sandisk.
>>62006543-0.17%I slurped some GT today
the more i daytrade the more money I start losing
How does a 2x long work? Is it that the percent goes up 2x vs what they are watching? How good is it $$$ wise if something is on a good rip?
>>62006584This. Let the goyim deal in the real world. Trump and his children will be installed as the permanent administrators of the United States to make sure Israel continues to be blessed. Short oil.
>>62006579>They're already talking about fuel rationing.Drill baby, drill.
>>62006603Its above your pay grade kid, do yourself a favour and forget you ever heard about them.
>>62006526Iran doesn't ship refined oil products in relevant units
>>62006603Like a x2 ETF?
>>62005840Asset rich or bobos bitch ?
>>62006597don't get too down, especially regretting what you missed in the past, it's gone. all we have is the present and the future, and the best we can hope for is to enjoy them. i hope prosperity finds you, it seems to be your wish.
>>62006601the jews will get all of your money if you continue
>>62006535The polling samples were already under-representing his base, his 'real approval', like 'real inflation' was probably closer to what conservative sources like Trafalgar, Rasmussen, Insider or Grenell-Seltzer had him at because they don't deliberately under-represent conservative-leaning independents.What has happened with polling data is that you can get the results you want by only sampling those sectors that agree with you and by hiding an outsized number of democratic-leaning independents, you can push his overall approval down faster than reality. But the result of this is that you've created a 'hard' block of 40% of voters who support him always, like Gerrymandering but for polling, instead of representing the real population where a large number of people are swing voters. If it was more accurate he would likely have been around 47% before the war, and likely around 38% now., but because they reduced the number of swing voters in the poll you get this hard 42% approval that doesn't make sense.
>>62006564My pastor told me it was our judeo christian duty to short oil.#prosperity gospel
can this shit fucking all crash already fuck man my puts are expiring tomorrow and ive lost so much money the past month buying weekly puts every week when are these kikes going to let the free market decide the real price?????????/ FUCK
>>62006620give it two more weeks
>>62006609Iran is the only gulf country still exporting at full capacity.But even that is incorrect because Iran is a major exporter of methanol and LPG, not just crude.
