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Cursed market edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous >>62004799
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>>62005840
save this one for later

first thread posted here:
>>62005837
>>62005837
>>62005837
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(in case this thread will be recycled)
second for babe
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BUDDY LOOK AT BRENT COMPUTER
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>>62006241
Brent Computer?
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BOTTOM OF THE V ESTABLISHED
ALL SYSTEMS GO
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> nows
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>>62005840
WTF WAS THAT PUMP?
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BRICS status?
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SANDISKGODS are we eating good rn? MUsissies BTFO
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>Netanyahu being alive is bullish
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>>62006457
Algobot action.
This thing will vault over night.
~+.75% gap up in the SPX tomorrow + follow through buying
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Those who bless israel by shorting oil will be blessed. Those who curse israel by longing oil will be cursed.
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He may be nuking my portfolio but at least he makes me laugh
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I guess the Bibi sacrifice to Moloch was successful. The crisis was pushed back by one day.
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>OIL

bessent heemed us so hard it's insane. $100 got rejected so hard that oil got sent straight back to the depths of hell
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>>62006473
People actually believe this though and then act like they're confused why America is a giant circus ruled by a clown
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>>62006473
She's like damn what he say fuck me for
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why is everyone just thinking this is over and we're back to normal in a few days?

i've seen nothing of the sort apart from markets moving on what appeared to be zero fucking news
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It's getting ridiculous how that 100$ threshold is being suppressed. They better pray it doesn't go over that threshold because with how much it was supressed, this won't end well.
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As someone who works in shipping I find the market's reaction to what's happening insane.

It doesn't matter what these talking heads say.
Every day the strait is closed is another day of massive irrepairable damage to virtually all sectors of the economy on a global scale.
Every day it remains closed, a return back to normal becomes even more difficult and lengthier.

The complacency is unimaginable. People seem to think the outcome will be things costing a little more. The realization that there will not be enough to go around has not hit home yet.
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>>62006486
No news means perpetual grind to the upside, dummy.
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>>62006481
>not shorting at 100
Most obvious dump ever
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>>62006486
Nobody wants to miss the bottom so everyone slurps at even the slightest hint of good news. Blame the FED, they conditioned people into thinking the market will always V.
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>>62006486
Opex tomorrow.
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>>62006492
post your short
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>>62006489
I want to short everything because this is *at least* a 2022 2.0 on steroids (2008 actually but whatever), but with how much the market is manipulated, how can you even fucking short.
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oil probably gonna dump back to 90 on friday to scare people out of holding over the weekend
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>>62006489
>Every day the strait is closed is another day of massive irrepairable damage to virtually all sectors of the economy on a global scale.
>Every day it remains closed, a return back to normal becomes even more difficult and lengthier.
People - as well as you - said the same during the rona and guess what?
Nothing happened.
Remember
>le bull whip effect
>muh supply chain breakdowns?
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what happened to make it go up so much? i was out.
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Watch this shit. Oil is going back up to 100 guess when? Market close.
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>>62006493
>the market will always V
When has it not?
It's one of the longest established trends.
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>>62006499
The rona was a fucking on/off switch. This is NOT fucking comparable at all. There was no destruction of any assets at all. Just because a few fucktards though it was the end of the world didn't mean it was the end of the world.
t. bought my oil stonks giving me 10% divies in march 2020.
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>>62006501
One guy here sold
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30 replies in this thread and the bagholder bingo is already full.
Oil is crashing, jeets lost, 60$ end of the week.
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I’m scared biz. What do I do
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>>62006489
Because of the strait, 20% of global oil shipping is disrupted. Only crude oil, nothing else. Other countries will start drilling more and the price will go down naturally.
20% is just not enough for a major disruption.
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>>62006506
It did not V during the 1970's oil shock and stagflation.

Going sideways with 50% inflation for 10 years is bad
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>>62006507
You'll look like a sissy fagboy when the SPX is back near 7000pts in the coming months.
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>>62006511
I'm not scared just deprressed.
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>>62006511
sit back and enjoy the ride
you have a well diversified portfolio, don't you?
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>>62006511
PANIC!

ABANDON YOUR PORTS

SELLLLL

SELLLLL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES SMIGGERS
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Oil baggies, prepare for pain. I will not show you mercy.
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>>62006514
>Only crude oil, nothing else.
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>>62006496
Bought HOD at 1.50, sold at 1.58. Could have gone a lot farther with it but I took profit
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>>62006525
couple minutes too late for that
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>>62006516
1970s market behavior cannot be replicated and therefore cited in today's world not only by the fact that most market participants back then are either dead or at least retired/out of the game.
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>>62006521
what's the matter?
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>>62006489
Cool. Unfortunately that doesn't affect the market...NOW. I need to see immediate change or I get angry.
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Oil baggies deserve max pain, like that faggot zoomer who was sperging out over my oil fund yesterday. He will have to learn how not to trade with emotions, and instead trade with cold, calculated positioning. I would be happy to teach him, but my lessons are in Hindi only.
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Can someone explain why Trump's approval rating is still +40%?
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>>62006501
King jew giving the markets a big injection of compium right as WTI hit 100. Nothing to see here goy.
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>>62006536
Oh nice, are they sending their ships and boots on the ground?
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>>62006488

Its just on western controlled futures markets. He is Oman crude. For those unfamiliar with overwhelming paper rehypothecation of the underlying commodity or hard asset. This has been used in metals markets for decades to rig things.
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>>62006535
Rednecks.
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>62006536
>king jew
you will know when we have a king
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>my portbolio unexpectedly pumps from -2000 to +4000 since I last checked
>panic.user.js
>did I just buy calls on natty gas companies for nothing?
>check reuters: no particular news
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>>62006543
+5.38%
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>>62006497
i got wiped out today shorting spy, market was red all day, then king jew comes on tv and says nothing and market pumps, despite the entire middle east on fire

this shit is obviously just rigged to clean out as many people as possible except insiders
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>>62006543
Today: -0.46%
This Week: -0.63%
This Month: -5.78%
This Year: -10.55%
still going down
i'm ready for the V
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>>62006546
There is only but one king of the Jews
And his name is Christ The Redeemer
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>>62006543
-7.56%, so like -$1k.
I will hold...
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>oil drops to the same price it was 24 hours ago
>people think we're back
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>>62006543

Fuck you that how
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>>62006539
It means they will hide in their bunkers and provide so called "intelligence."
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>>62006543
+11%
Silver puts printed. Sold them.
Oil puts will print after a dump to $70 tonight, market open tomorrow will gap USO to put me deep ITM, where I will proceed to unload my bags all over oil baggots faces.
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Mossad will assassinate every antisemite who longs oil. Short oil to bless Israel, goyim.
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>>62006547
Hehe prooot :3

Bibi gave a speech that almost sounded like mission accomplished but wasn't really at all in the end.

Guess which retard has two thumbs and got bull trapped after being disciplined and holding cash for months?

Yo!
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>>62006558
Ruler of ZOG said line go up thoughbeit
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>>62006543
little low risk current happenings port pulling in more than tbills so it's good
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>>62006531
It does affect it now.
I saw non-AG LNG producer names spiking today.
GLNG, VG are up +15% in a week.

Other stuff will move soon. Aussie coal, American fertilizers and chemicals.
Stay away from anything in Europe reliant on America.
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>>62006543
+5.94%

>>62006562
Screenshoted for when non of that happens
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>>62006543
+.47% for no reason other than by the grace of God I guess
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>>62006543
-0.76%
I've had worse this week
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Another day of losing money in Donald ducks america
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>>62006543
Today: -1.62%
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>>62006543
>Bought Shell
>Shell plant got blown up
BP is still ripping, do they not have plants in the ME?
>>62006562
What level of autism is this?
>>62006571
Bong here, how over is it for my country? They're already talking about fuel rationing.
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Donald trump is the best president we've had in years.
The volatility he's given us has been incredible.
Anyone capable of trading has made a killing from the Trump presidency.
I say four more years.
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kek oil baggies
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>>62006579
It's either an honest to god oil trader that's losing his ass and his banks gonna mob execute him or an actual paid shill kek
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>>62006576
Has any other president ever managed to crash the market twice in the space of a year?
>>62006584
That was me when gold was going up. Now he's fucked everything.
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>>62006579
>Bong here, how over is it for my country?
Do you guys have any of those Ineos refineries or have you shut them all down?

Ineos went all in on replacing naphtha crackers with ethane ones, which is now going to pay dividends as the rest of the world runs out of naphtha and thus plastic.
I don't think the US will ban ethane exports so you're good to go if you still have those.
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>>62006530
>apply job, pays 70k
>I have 8 years of experience
>check same position on linkedin
>200 applicants
Grated it's a remote job so I take it a lot of fags outside of the city where I live, such as jeets, are applying but not a great chance of getting it.

Things were not 'real' 5 years ago, stocks were just a wacky thing where sometimes I'd be up 1200 bucks in a day on 4k invested and sometimes I would panic sell the lows. Crypto was the same. If I had All Inned on some shit like soxl or ethereum or nvidia I would be a millionaire. The market is too high. In the last year and a half, too, I feel like I 'get' the market. Sometimes I take losses but fil lin the losses with gains or my paycheck and it's a steady upward trend. Maybe I get lucky again and find another multibagger. Month by month I make more, but pussy out of the big dips (like last week) where I could have fomo'd sndk/mu/wdc and made a lot in a week.

But things have never felt so bleak before. I thought I would have my entire life to get rich, and stupid bullshit that was Get Rich Fast like Tesla was just an abnormality. In hindsight it was the only real way to make money and if I knew 10 years ago I would have been working at that ice cream parlour instead of returning to finish my college degree, putting it all into equities.

Also lmao why is Micron sucking so hard compared to Sandisk.
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>>62006543
-0.17%
I slurped some GT today
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the more i daytrade the more money I start losing
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How does a 2x long work? Is it that the percent goes up 2x vs what they are watching?

How good is it $$$ wise if something is on a good rip?
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>>62006584
This. Let the goyim deal in the real world. Trump and his children will be installed as the permanent administrators of the United States to make sure Israel continues to be blessed. Short oil.
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>>62006579
>They're already talking about fuel rationing.
Drill baby, drill.
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>>62006603
Its above your pay grade kid, do yourself a favour and forget you ever heard about them.
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>>62006526
Iran doesn't ship refined oil products in relevant units
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>>62006603
Like a x2 ETF?
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>>62005840
Asset rich or bobos bitch ?
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>>62006597
don't get too down, especially regretting what you missed in the past, it's gone. all we have is the present and the future, and the best we can hope for is to enjoy them. i hope prosperity finds you, it seems to be your wish.
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>>62006601
the jews will get all of your money if you continue
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>>62006535
The polling samples were already under-representing his base, his 'real approval', like 'real inflation' was probably closer to what conservative sources like Trafalgar, Rasmussen, Insider or Grenell-Seltzer had him at because they don't deliberately under-represent conservative-leaning independents.

What has happened with polling data is that you can get the results you want by only sampling those sectors that agree with you and by hiding an outsized number of democratic-leaning independents, you can push his overall approval down faster than reality. But the result of this is that you've created a 'hard' block of 40% of voters who support him always, like Gerrymandering but for polling, instead of representing the real population where a large number of people are swing voters. If it was more accurate he would likely have been around 47% before the war, and likely around 38% now., but because they reduced the number of swing voters in the poll you get this hard 42% approval that doesn't make sense.
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>>62006564
My pastor told me it was our judeo christian duty to short oil.
#prosperity gospel
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can this shit fucking all crash already fuck man my puts are expiring tomorrow and ive lost so much money the past month buying weekly puts every week when are these kikes going to let the free market decide the real price?????????/ FUCK
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>>62006620
give it two more weeks
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>>62006609
Iran is the only gulf country still exporting at full capacity.
But even that is incorrect because Iran is a major exporter of methanol and LPG, not just crude.
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>>62006617
That's more interesting than I thought it would be, thanks anon!
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>>62006598
>I slurped some GT today
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>>62006603
sar do not watch
DO NOT WATCH BASTARD
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>>62006601
good
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Look at planet labs go
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>>62006620
Motherfuckers like this are why my portfolio is gigacrabbing.
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>>62006620
buying friday puts on tuesday the last two weeks in a row was good though
anyway i hope you get your win dude
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>>62006596
Never heard of it. Our government is pretty anti-oil & gas.
>>62006597
Getting rich is mostly luck. I know someone who almost doubled their money on gold partly because they did their research to learn that it protects against inflation but mainly because of being unable to put money in their bank account due to welfare limits. The people who got rich off ETH and Nvidia probably had other reasons to hold beyond wanting to make a quick buck. Eg a lot of people ended up crypto millionaires due to using it to deal drugs. Maybe someone bought Nvidia 10 years ago because they liked videogames.
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>>62006638
hope this holds up til tomorrow i bought calls last week hoping for more than 2x on
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>>62006540
I hypothesized at the start of the conflict to go into everything adjacent to oil because I suspected oil would be heavily manipulated, but the spread of everything adjacent to it would be too big to rig.
Now I realize it’s only really the western futures market they can manipulate.
Kind of pathetic desu.
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>>62006535
>bombs go boom
>much fireworks on the telly
>Burgershart feels entertained
>OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
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>>62006540
>GME crude
what did ryan cohen finally do something with the company he bought 6 years ago and pivot into oil?
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Why did 4chan go down at the same time Iran hit a server location in Israel?
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I'm a newfag to options. My bear call spread on SPY, 1dte, is ATM. What am I in for tomorrow morning?
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>>62006539
>are they sending their ships and boots on the ground?
Israel will fight to the last Shartymarty.
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So PL gets to pump but MU doesn't.....grrrr....
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>>62006655
Unrelated and atop asking
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>>62006655
Sorry man my back up generator was supposed to kick on automatically had to wait for a tech to come out
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>>62006656
Bankruptcy due to early exercise shenanigans, thanks for playing anon
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So the guys in charge met and decided number must to up again?
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>>62006620
Bottom signal


>DEVIL QUADS
>AND THE MARKET
>DEVIL EXPLAUDS
>(goes up)
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>>62006655
4chan didnt actually go down though, returning a 403 error fundamentally means the webserver is still online lol
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>>62006655
spur.io is israel based
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>>62006658
Is MU currently aiding the US government in their Irani operations?
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>>62006617
Fake polls don’t swing elections as don himself has proved many a time.

They didn’t hurt him when he was on the way up, they won’t help him on the way down.
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>>62006666
Sorry, Satan. Bibi has your job now, he decides.
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>>62006656
itll go up or down if the market moves but if we get a flat open, lucky for you the spread stays the same
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>>62006638
Glad I bought some.
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People have killed each other for less money that I just lost this morning.
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>>62006611
Yes
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>>62006670
Ahhhh that's why
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Apparently Canada's contribution towards the barrel release was fake/made up
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>*US MONEY-MARKET FUND ASSETS HIT RECORD $7.856 TRILLION AT ICI

some (but not all) of that is mine

/cash/
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I made 2500 on QQQ puts today. Glad I took all my profits before 3 kek.
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>that pump
man, markets a really looking for any copium they can buy.
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>>62006683
You'll have to read the prospectus to see how the specific fund you're looking at is getting it's return. 90% of the time though they are using derivatives that reset exposure daily, causing that drag effect that's so deadly, so you get daily performance * 2 minus daily margin rate
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>>62006690
Same
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>>62006672
The polling methods used by the more liberal pollsters are the reason the polls are fake though, because they undersample swing voters who would normally be swinging harder against him, while oversampling people who are Hard votes for or against, to create a perpetual majority of disapproving voters.
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>>62006682
:(
I hope you find it
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>>62006686
Canada should impose export restrictions on oil.
They're already a socialist country so they don't need to pretend to be capitalist or allied to the united states
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>>62006666
poggys
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Is anyone getting exposure to Japan?
They're doing pretty well after they capitalized their stock market
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I have started talking to Claude about investing, it's surprisingly good
Right now it's trying to convince me to eat my losses and sell an underperforming ETF
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>>62006723
...Well? Will you?
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>>62006723
Never sell at a loss. Rule number one
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>>62006723
>sell low
sounds like shit advice tbdesu
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>>62006723
fuck that never sell in the red weak ass bitch
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>>62006723
I feel that it's good at coming up with ideas but you then have to look into it yourself.
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>>62006623
Thanks for spoonfeeding me, I was just making shit up I thought would be correct, so some nerd comes and corrects me. Thanks man
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>>62006721
Nah the Nikkei is probably in for another lost quarter century
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>>62006740
Happy to help anon. It's literally my job.
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>>62006748
What job anon?
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>>62006628
It was too cheap to pass up. Not buying shit when they are pursuing 52 week highs.
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>>62006753
Shipping
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>>62006721
this shit is prince philip tier
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>>62006748
are you dat boy with a phd making 67k a year to argue with shitposters?
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Anyone else slurp the oil dip? We mooning boss
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>>62006728
It would be my first time selling at a loss
But I think I will yes, I'll just wait and see how the war is going on Monday
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>>62006756
Neat, do you swab the poopdeck?
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>>62006652
>stocks general
>no ticker mentioned
>layperson tiktok geopolitics take
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>>62006737
Yes I basically told it what my gut feelings were and it helped me refine
What's crazy is I simply gave it a csv of all my securities and it made very good comments on many things
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>>62006770
>muh ticker
go back to twits
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>>62006770
How about CORN and WEAT. Great companies with a good outlook.
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>>62006767
He's killed more civilians directly than anyone alive, he is the most ruthless. He is the most ruthless man alive and the market is now rallying because of him.
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>>62006767
comicbook villain vibes
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my favorite company is ticker symbol tlt
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>>62006776
hey. congrats. i know it took a lot of inner strength on your part to avoid bringing up israel. but you did it.
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>>62006767
if hitler was a jew
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>>62006489
Idk seems like you think you're more important than you really are
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>>62006787
Pussy. TMF is better
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>>62006787
For me, it's MMM.
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>>62006790
Explains why he genocides so many Germans
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>CakeGODS
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>>62006802
>TMF is better
>>62006787
>my favorite company is ticker symbol tlt
I feel like ZROZ is a good middle ground
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>>62006814
Oh shit that's some good duration, might have to slip that in my portfolio
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We are now on the day 20 of the 60 days (extensible +30) special military operation.
Tic tac tic tac
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>>62006647
Sneed problem sniz if I backtrack my trades over years I would have already made half a million or more, if I had followed through or invested what I intended to invest. I am always hamstrung by trading too little when the opportunity arises. I don't believe in luck either. The market crashes 20% and ot's a buying opportunity, but I buy too little. That's not bad luck, that's me being a coward. If it was just luck, nothing is my fault, but since I could have made hundreds of thousands it becomes my fault when I trade a thousand instead of significantly more. The calls are correct but the volume is too low to ever matter. And because waging is actually not an option for prosperity as all mid level jobs are being swarmed now, I will simply not make it the traditional theoretical way.
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>>62006787
>he doesn't have NGR and SLV in his port
ngmi
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>>62006815
>Oh shit that's some good duration, might have to slip that in my portfolio
and it's zero coupon
that's the main thing. way more sensitive to interest rate cuts
and it still has a 4% div, since they are selling the old ones as they expire

so it's like a juiced up TLT, for responding to interest rates
but it doesn't decay as badly as TMF, or get killed as much in a sideways market
I have TLT and ZROZ. decided not to do TMF though that is the bigger play. I feel more confident in holding TLT and ZROZ for months and months
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What are some conspiracy tickers? Is there even such a thing?
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>>62006827
EIS
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>>62006821
I bought the tiniest bit of SLV just to remind myself how stupid SLV holders are. It brings me joy to watch it go down every single day.
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>>62006827
>What are some conspiracy tickers? Is there even such a thing?
there's this

Tuttle Capital UFO Disclosure ETF (UFOD)

and also UFO, which is more serious but has a silly name. Yes, you can BUY alien spacecraft in your brokerage account these days
love that stupid etf. pretty sure it will go up too
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>>62006827
Literally all this is already true tho
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30% DAY FOR PLANET LABS CHADS
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https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2034703772954292720
>NETANYAHU: IRAN HAS NO CAPACITY TO ENRICH URANIUM OR MAKE BALLISTIC MISSILES AFTER 20 DAYS OF WAR
holy shit, jew man is walking away from the ledge and signalling de-escalation

homeboy was saying iran 5 minutes from WMDs for... checks watch, 20 years, and now not so much

is even israel looking for off ramp now? or just rhetoric? probably just rhetoric
there's no way israel is gonna stop
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>>62006840
>PLGODS
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What are our BECKY stock from here into 2030?
Things like LULU, Etsy. Antidepressant companies.

Seems like dating app stocks should be out of our basket.
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>>62006827
Psychadelic tickers to open the 3rd eye and trip balls

CMPS
DFTX
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>>62006842
Yeah, they also had zero air defense anymore yet they fucking hit a fucking F35, at that
And the market will believe any lies Trumptanayhu will say.
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>>62006846
Is there a white woman political power stock?
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the markets feel like a coiled spring after today.... just not sure which way it moves

felt an odd day, pretty red all over but didn't really feel like it
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>>62006863
Bounce off SPY 200DMA then its up to Trump & Bibi to resolve this over the weekend or else we're all fucked starting next week. The drop will be reminisce of Liberation day, circuit breakers and all.
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>>62006857
they are feigning defeat to give the iranians some sort of out...this is likely the closest we'll get to mea culpas from the zognation of the US and pissrael
whether the iranians push gas or brakes next is anyone's guess but their decision will likely hinge on this being another ruse...they'll just wait 6 months to restock and do it all over
basically are you long israeli truthfulness? I don't know anyone in 3000 years of recorded history who took that bet and came out a winner
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I just want a chick to tie me up, whip me and verbally insult me while I watch everything go red tomorrow like it did today. Is that too much to ask?
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>>62006837

Thought this was a joke until I looked it up. Conspiracy schizo ETFs seem like a sound investment
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You antisemites better short oil or else we will crush you.
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>>62006842
That a brilliant troll in response to trump getting uppity lmao.

Now the media will be all over him which he’s been bitching about.
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>>62006877
>Thought this was a joke until I looked it up. Conspiracy schizo ETFs seem like a sound investment
yeah
UFOD and UFO are fun
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>>62006881
>That a brilliant troll in response to trump getting uppity lmao.
>Now the media will be all over him which he’s been bitching about.
I think so too
it's just a shift in rhetoric
israel and us will continue their strikes on iran
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reminder to short tomorrow's goy pump
free money
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>bibi is talking about deescalation
This scares me and my long oil plays
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>>62006879
Trump is lining troops up to take Kharg Island soon dipshit.
You would be a fool to short oil right now. But please by all means, post your shorts.
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just had a good workout, life is good. remember just to uninstall your broker app. its that simple. just dont look at funny numbers.
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>>62006770

>>62005973

That you return here on a daily basis just to bitch about this one thing me suspect that of all the glowie accusations leveled in the average /smg/ thread, those leveled at you are the only ones with any truth to them.

You will continue to read my retarded geopolitical takes and regret not going to business school.
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>>62006905
right now is the best time to trade markets
we actually have 2 sided action again
this is the time to make all the money
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>>62006901
He just said he will be as ruthless as Genghis Khan and that ground troop operations are on the table
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>>62006909
ok, nostradamus. I am good.
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>>62006911
No boss he was saying faith in Jesus is useless and to convert to Judaism
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>>62006913
you dont even have to be a retarded autist like that
just buy an option and wait until its green and close it, its that easy
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>>62006904
>Trump is going to put 20000 18 yr old boys in range of all the SLBMs Iran hasn’t used in a static position that’s impossible to escape when he won’t even risk a destroyed that can move at 40 miles per hour zigging and zagging anywhere near the coast

Some of yall are not figuratively, nor hyperbolically, but actually like really “no cap” retarded.
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>>62006904
He denied he will put boots on the ground today .
We also know bibi is the one who actually makes decisions and he LOOKS to be deescalating .

They are either trying to trick Iran into lowering their guard again (won't work) or they are actually deescalating and the energy gains could be coming to an end
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>>62006909
Volatility is good for traders but bad for retards
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eviscerate trust in public markets type day
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>>62006922
So now only the real ones remain...
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>>62006543
Up .1% lmao at everyone in the red.
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>>62006489
Let the normies deal with the real world
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>>62006919
>>Trump is going to put 20000 18 yr old boys in range of all the SLBMs Iran hasn’t used in a static position that’s impossible to escape when he won’t even risk a destroyed that can move at 40 miles per hour zigging and zagging anywhere near the coast
>Some of yall are not figuratively, nor hyperbolically, but actually like really “no cap” retarded.
I've heard it's more likley the marines will be used to seize ships
which seems far far safer, and a lot easier
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>>62006934
agreed. fuck those goyim.
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>>62006568

What app is this anon?
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>>62006926
yes, lean hogs
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>>62006919
>implying it would take 20000 to take Kharg
>implying they wouldn't support it's capture by first striking the mainland
>implying the US military is not capable of taking on the Iranian military
>implying they couldn't also just strike the oil production on the island and cripple both Iran and China
>implying that the pentagon isn't considering these options right now

>>62006920
I wouldn't pay attention to anything politicians are saying, look at their actions. I can almost fucking guarantee they are not done with Iran yet. This is a religious war and they will not leave Iran alone after beating them down this hard just to allow them to live, lick their wounds and retaliate at a later date.

You anons can gamble one way, I will gamble the other.



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