https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-19/jpmorgan-goldman-offer-hedge-funds-way-to-short-private-credit
>>62007117Yeah, anon they're definitely advertising the inside track hereYou should put everything you have into those shorts
>>62007117>Be Private Credit manager in 2026>Lend billions to 'uninterruptible' software firms>AI replaces their entire workforce in 18 months>Iran conflict sends energy costs to the moon>Borrowers can't pay floating rates>Goldman creates a button to nuke your entire industryThe 'Golden Age' was just a low-rate hallucination. See you all in the bread lines.
>>62007197are you suggesting that there isn't a bubble?
>>62007117>offering ways to short itWhy not just short the companies offering the loans why would you even need anybody to advise something that obvious
>>62007822In no way was that impliedHedge funds don't make money helping out other firms and plebs make their own money. They are always counter signaling to the propaganda outlets. This *used to be* common knowledge around here
>>62007117>IT'S GOIN DOWN>I'M YELLING "NIGGER"
>>62007828How? They aren't public.
>>62007828But you're now implicitly saying that shorting the private credit market and it's derivatives isn't the way to "make their own money"so you're saying shorts won't printso at the minimum you're saying>if there is a bubble, it won't pop.
