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I have an 80/20 bear portfolio 03/20/26(Fri)18:10:37 No.62011714

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I have an 80/20 bear portfolio Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh) 03/20/26(Fri)18:10:37 No.62011714 Archived

80% Palantir
20% Tesla
0% Bonds
0% Metals
0% Crypto
weep and seethe /biz/, it has been a great month for me

Anonymous (ID: alseZw50)
03/20/26(Fri)18:11:58 No.62011723

Anonymous (ID: alseZw50) 03/20/26(Fri)18:11:58 No.62011723

>>62011714
>Holding anything
>Bear
Cringe ass fake bear

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh)
03/20/26(Fri)18:14:09 No.62011731

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh) 03/20/26(Fri)18:14:09 No.62011731

>>62011723
Anon, I'm only holding cash-equivalents and short puts.
Maybe it is you that is the fake ass bear?

Anonymous (ID: JqBGwKi5)
03/20/26(Fri)18:14:27 No.62011732

Anonymous (ID: JqBGwKi5) 03/20/26(Fri)18:14:27 No.62011732

>>62011714
When people say this board sucks now they are referring to you OP, you spastic faggot

Anonymous (ID: e8g+CVOy)
03/20/26(Fri)18:14:38 No.62011734

Anonymous (ID: e8g+CVOy) 03/20/26(Fri)18:14:38 No.62011734

>80% AI bubble
>20% jeet grift
>Bear
Bear means you're betting the market goes down and trying to profit . not trying to make your own portfolio go down

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh)
03/20/26(Fri)18:19:50 No.62011758

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh) 03/20/26(Fri)18:19:50 No.62011758

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>>62011734
I would bet you my entire portfolio that none of these are getting assigned

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh)
03/20/26(Fri)19:05:43 No.62011943

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh) 03/20/26(Fri)19:05:43 No.62011943

>>62011732
lol, lmao

Anonymous (ID: xshDC3VZ)
03/20/26(Fri)19:27:36 No.62012001

Anonymous (ID: xshDC3VZ) 03/20/26(Fri)19:27:36 No.62012001

>>62011714
I know investing is taking risks but tesla is an insane risk

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh)
03/20/26(Fri)19:31:53 No.62012011

Anonymous (ID: K0OPMmBh) 03/20/26(Fri)19:31:53 No.62012011

>>62012001
Pull up any software company in the SP500 and compare it to Tesla YTD. You'll be surprised to see that Tesla is doing better.