I need autistic proof jobs recommendations.mom said get a job
Walmart greeter
>>62013084mc wagie
>>62013084Night baker
>>62013084Just quit larping as an aspie.
>>62013109>>62013113>>62013118>>62013122ok I'm fucked then
>>62013126It's not that hard to quit larping.
>>62013084>>62013126no one cares if you're lazy.Seek Christ, get morality, get some ambition, maybe get higher testosterone through working out or from medication.Currently you suck ass and aren't interesting.
A friend who is autistic works in a purchasing department, and does a useful job. Verifiying supplier contracts, request for proposals, deliveries etc.There is some nepotism involved though, the manager is a friend of his family and knows to be lenient when the guy spergs out. Does your mom have any friends who might have contacts to companies interested in hiring an autist? Any other ways you can activate nepotism - colleagues from school, other relatives? What actual qualifications do you have? Good with computers, etc?
>>62013084Specialist in tech somewhere, maybe being a networking cable monkey
>>62013084See if ULINE has any openings
Just work as inventory control in a small warehouse. It's getting paid to do puzzles.
>>62013084Overnight security istg. Get an internal account in an office building or something
thanks for the recommendations everyone you helped me a lot
>>62013084tech support or something WFH, make her happy and stay comfortable
>>62013084>mom saidfuck that uppity bitch hatchet through the faceproblem solved
>>62013084NEET on government gibs. Oh, wait, you are amerimutt? You can't get that LMAO
Factory or farm work.You don't want to be anything customer facing if you are a socially inept sperg. No you won't "get used to it".
>>62013084I really wanted to say Military but they're filled with such turbo normies and spergs that you'll be targeted and made your life a living hell.It's structured like a prison where the rules are for you, but the real rules (soft power) come in the form of who you know (high ranks) that can help or destroy your reputation.If you can find your niche just treat it like the oil sands and milk it till you saved plenty
>>62013084A trucker seems alright. Make more than a low tier wagie, not physically demanding, no boss or coworkers. Yeah it has its problems, but if you have nothing else going on it would be nice to do for a couple years.
>>62013084Night time security guardI am light duty security guard chad and I just play video games for most of my shift. Occasionally every hour or so I patrol the area. I get paid crap only $20 Cad/hour but it’s dead easy work and for me it’s basically getting paid to be an autistic neet.
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>>62017843Are you kidding? You're at the mercy of your shitty bully dispatcher and pajeet truckers
>>62018095Explain this. I’m curious
>>62013084Truck Driver. You can easily get a job roughly 50 hours a week making 80 to 90k on a dedicated route driving a day cab. Gives you plenty of time to run a side hustle. Look for jobs hauling auto parts to Toyota, Honda, or Ford. It's a dumb fuck job and as long as you can half ass pay attention it's easy as fuck. Plus you don't have to deal with anybody accept the office clerks and security guards. Drive at night and avoid the weigh stations.
>>62018095>You're at the mercy of your shitty bully dispatcher and pajeet truckersI guess if you're a pussy. OTR is for niggers and lesser browns.
>>62018542You're American aren't you? In Canada the legal driving time 13hrs not 8hrs, so imagine driving like a slave nigger from dawn till dusk for the same salary you make
>>62013084Forklift operator Get a job in transport. For 8 hours a day I sit on my machine and load/offload trailers and containers. Literally the chillest job imaginable
