value play edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62012447
>>62014458me on the left!
whoops>>62013672>>62013672>>62013672
>>62014731This dude knows what's up. It's all about market manipulation and a lot of profit being made. Just like the tariff dip of 25.They sold before the war, and are buying before the mission accomplished speech (the real one). And they're buying and selling a little in the meantime.
UH OH MELTYhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116269822349947644
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>>62014742BPD woman in Chief
>>62014710It doesn't mean much. They've even denied attacking civilian infrastructure in the gulf countries. It's just a combination of them lying and not actually knowing what's going on because they dissolved decision making down to on the ground groups
>>62014742Oh no, no, no, no, no...
>>62014742he is using caps so you know he is serious
>>62014761based and font-size pilled
>>62014742That means Iran won't open the Strait of Hormuz. You know why? Because it's clear, Israel will hit those power plants anyway even if trump doesn't want them to.Oil to 120 at the end of the 48 hours.
>>62014742>47 hours from now>WE HAVE GOTTEN IN CONTACT WITH IRANIAN LEADERSHIP AND THEY'RE BEGGING US FOR A CEASEFIRE, WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING. THE TALKS ARE GOING WONDERFULLY AND THEY SAY THEY'LL OPEN THE STRAIT SO I WILL GRACIOUSLY NOT BOMB THEIR POWER PLANTS BACK INTO THE STONE AGE.
>>62014769How many times does he have to lie for the algo traders to go broke?
>>62014769>At 48 hours, Iran says the strait is open>Israel bombs all the power plants and another kindergarten is blown up so the kids are dead, and then double tapped so their parents are killed>Trump tweets "I told Israel that the strait is open and that they shouldn't blow up the power plants, it's Iran's fault anyway"
>>62014761you mean the staffer with the help of grok
>>62014742>Iran bombed Israel power last week>Israel+US is gonna hit back>Trump trying to frame differently
kek oil baggies
So... we're losing half our investments, but we gonna see the creme groulle from US blown out in a desert island?
>>62014769>>62014776I hope
Iran actually has fresh drinking water sources unlike isn't real. Hopefully Iran hits all of the desalination plants inside isn't real next lmfao. Oil squeeze to $500 a barrel soon.
>>62014790kek oil baggie
>>62014796Please don't just disappear on Monday so I can hear the kek oil baggie then.
>>62014790>Iran actually has fresh drinking water sourcesuhhhhhhhhhh...who's gonna tell him?
>>62014796How much have you lost on your oil shorts, assuming that you aren't a kike screeching in a bunker as the Iranian missiles fall on yiu?
>>62014776The funny thing that Israel is the only country on Earth that warns civilians areas ahead of bombing targets within them. Even the US doesn’t do that, not since WW2 when we warned Japanese civilians via leaflets about the nukes coming.
>>62014804I'm not saying they're plentiful, but Iran only gets a small minority of its water from desalination.
>>62014799>being this much of a dunecoonlol iran gonna be igone, soon. then oil will drop to $50
>>62014809Yeah why don't you look up why Iranians are pissed off at their government
>>62014806Is it opposite day? Moshe, pls.
>open up that bussy or I’ll open it for ya
Shilling on /smg/ won't stop isn't real from getting turned into radioactive rubble lol. Hope you went max long on oil before Friday's close.
>>62014814It’s called “roof knocking”, you can look it up. We don’t do it, we just bomb anyone we feel like. Which I’m saying is a bad thing by any means, I just find it funny that people simp for the government that had its soldiers killing their civilians just a few weeks ago, with those same soldiers reportedly laughing and making jokes about the crown prince coming to save them while they did it.
>>62014823I hope they hit your bunker next.
>>62014805why would i short oil thats retarded. it just goes sidewaysbut its not going up. kek oil baggie
OILIL
>>62014822There's enough on this planet for everyone's needs but not for everyone's greed
>>62014822Damn, sucks to suckSitting here in my comfy not-bombed apartment :^)
Oil Bros I'm thinking back to how scripted last years war was and I'm starting to get the same feeling about this . Iran has now hit Is real hard so they look good domestically.US admin could look good domestically of dementia dons threat "works" Bibi probably won't want to stop after getting hit so that might save my long oil play
>>62014829ESL israelis always misconjugate the singular form of English words that end in -y. Too obvious lol. Buy every oil dip with extreme leverage.
I started this year with $105k in my mutual fund portfolio. I am now down to $95k, fuck my life bros. I'm going to buy looking to buy a house around July/August, so look forward to a housing market crash in September.
>>62014840baggie is a fucking /smg/ staple term you fucking tourist go back to re ddit retard also kek oil baggie
>>62014806
>>62014844Baggy is an /smg/ staple term. "Baggie" is ESL slop from isn't real. Singular: baggy. Plural: baggies.
>>62014849check the archives retard. everyone says baggie and they say it a lot more than baggy get buttraped oil baggie kek
>>62014849jeet newfag
>>62014853You're one of the ESLoid kikes that does D&C posts on /pol/ by calling someone a """""trannIE""""". Learn to speak English, kike. Oil to $500 a barrel by futures expiry.
>>62014471JANNIE, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE /smg/ OP BEING USED BY A DUMB BROWN IN SPAIN TO PUSH IRANIAN PROPAGANDA POLITICS. CHARLES MARTEL DID NOT FUCK HIS GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMA GOATFUCKER HARD ENOUGH IN THE ASS. THANK YOU JANNIE AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO KYS, KEEP YOUR SMILE /biz/.
>>62014858get fucking buttraped you 40 year old virgin so you can be finally be not a virgin you retard baggie
>>62014742kek, oil to $200 on monday when every refinery in the middle east is wiped off the map
>>62014857I have literally been on /biz/ since day 1 in 2013. Imagine trying to claim that I'M the newfag lmao. /smg/ is a relatively new thing in the history of /biz/ compared to how long I've been here, and I've been in this general since covid.
>>62014851I feel bad for the one frog most of all
>if you say oil isn't going to $400 you're a jewbaggies are getting desperate
>>62014860>jannIELmfao, why do ESL kikes always spell it this way? Buy oil with max leverage.
>/smg/s most antisemitic schizo doubleing their oil PT Bullish
kek extremely autistic oil baggie
I would prefer that oil go down, instead of up.
>>62014806>The funny thing that Israel is the only country on Earth that warns civilians areas ahead of bombing targets within themThey stopped doing this 3 years ago.
This is very schizo. Regardless, I hope I get to cash out before May. I'm going on a vacation then.
>>62014867>Top signal
>>62014876Book your flights as early as possible, going to be expensive at $200/barrel.
>>62014876Your last chance to cash out was yesterday, market close. Trump has singlehandedly destroyed 1/5th of the world's oil production overnight. Untold trillions in value wiped out. The world will not be the same. This is worse than 9/11. It will take decades to rebuild when he and Iran are finished.
>>62014870Extremely antisemitic oil baggie you mean.Mossads motto is Rise up and kill them first. They never ever wait.So they'll just say Iran is lying about opening the strait and then hit the power plants anyway.The entire iranian leadership that was killed were a bunch of idiots who believed every word trump and netanyahu said.If Iran opens the strait they're done as a civilization, that's why they have to keep it closed no matter what. Oil isn't coming down until 2030.
crazy how niggas think they are going on vacations and shit when ww3 is starting
>>62014886Going by car. No worries. Might be a costly ride though.
>>62014776babe, it's one thing having to defend what the jews do in reality, having to go up against your imagination too is just not fair. i don't think anything like that will happen, and we're probably closer to a deal than you think, mercury exited retrograde and the spring equinox is auspicious, and i have a good feeling.
I hope nothing bad happens to my Ayn Thor that ships in May
NO BABE ZONE
>>62014893Oil is spiking to 200 and might come down to 150 after that, then you can fomo in.Whenever I expect Israel to do something they also go further than my imagination. They'll probably airstrike 20k infants next or something, they'll surpass the imagination of most people just to keep oil high.
>>62014904Trump really, really wants to drop nukes on Iran. Might happen.
The best thing about the antisemetic oil schizo is that because his price target is so unreasonable, he will never sell. He's assuredly going to lose a vast sum of money (to him) because he is using a price target that cannot be met coupled with unwarranted confidence. The absolutely conclusion is that he will lose bigly and rage for several months as soil slowly creeps back down to the $60 dollar range in the /oil/ baggies general. I am so fucking set to watch him self-immolate over Summer. Don't you fucking leave us antisemetic oil schizo, you're my Summer of George.
>>62014904i don't invest like that babe. i'm sticking to my strategy. i know you are overweight oil too so i'm not too concerned, i own a little ssl and pbr and they're profiting off of this.
>>62014909Idk bibi is pretty crazy and doesn't care about the global economy at all so our anti semite might make it against all odds
babe, didn't you hear? trumps gonna bomb a nuclear power plant tonight. the war will finally be over!
>>62014917I'm so glad the war will be over again.
>>62014916Believe it or not, Bibi Nuking Tehran would not raise the price of oil
>>62014916kind of crazy. we have so much more to lose in this war. israel has free reign to escalate over and over and trump just has to pretend like he's in on it.
I sold my oil on Friday because I was fed up with the crabbing of the past week. I'm going to rope if they finally stop supressing it before I re-enter
My parents own six acres of land, how much work is it to find out if there's oil underneath and if I can sell oil contracts?I don't live there, so this has to be done remotely
>>62014933make sure you read any local laws and all the paperwork. A lot of contracts have claims on undiscovered resources
>>62014925It would though unless hes able to kill everyone inside irans regime all at once in every province near the gulf like a super hero movie
>>62014933You're better off growing food on that land. By the time you get any oil out the price will either be down or the world will be irreperably fucked.
>>62014911Scott bessent is gonna dump oil tomorrow get ready to long the bottom kiddo
>>62014909>assuming that the same man posting the same 5-6 Jewish caricatures from inpatient care 23 hours a day 7 days a week actually has investments instead of following the mold of every other resident board schizo (eg, he has absolutely no interest in the topic or personal investment in it) and setting up shop at the board intersection of slow enough to be noticed/busy enough to get (yous) in a single sitting.
>>62014937huh? who has claims? My parents paid off their mortgage, they own the land outright>>62014941It's not really suitable for growing food, it's on the side of a mountain, very rocky and steep. There's a corn field below them where the incline is more gradual, but theirs is pretty rough. I had to walk up it after school because I was a latchkey kid and it sucked.
>>62014945but you just said the opposite one post ago? dunno if you are penelope, but it's very like her to do that, switch positions just to gainsay. whatever argument you think we are having, that's in your head also. also very babelike. just because we're not harmonizing on a topic doesn't mean we're adversaries. i dunno what oil is gonna do and it sounds like you don't either. but i see what's wrong with your heart and i think that's much more valuable information for you, whoever you are.
Really funny how the clowns witkoff and kusher keep saying upside down shit like “we’ve stunted irans ability to grow”When it’s the straight being closed that’s currently stunting the world’s ability for economic growth.
>>62014951Just because you own the land, doesn’t mean you own what’s underneath it. Get a lawyer or look into it yourself first.
What sort of impact would high gas prices have on ridesharing companies like Uber?
>>62014957Thanks, I guess, though I don't think there's actually oil in that area at all anyway.I wonder how deep I'd need to drill, probably have to get under the mountain. Maybe I can find a cave and dig from there.
>>62014933Oil deposits are not randomly placed around the world, geologists have a pretty good idea of where they should be. It's pretty unlikely that you're sitting on an oil deposit that is comercially viable to explore and that no one ever thought of surveying.
>>62014909>>62014947Get off my board, you newfag kikes. I've been on /biz/ since day 1 in 2013, before /smg/ or /rhg/ was even a thing. Oil is squeezing to $500. $250 a barrel is the fair value assuming the Treasury hadn't gone full retard and shorted during a supply crunch.
>>62014960>people have less disposable income because economy collapses>people party and go out less>people who do go out take the subway>people stop spending $50 after taxes fees tip and surcharge to have their $12 pad thai delivered at their feethmmm idk
I'm tired of winning mr trump please. Why did you idiots vote this retard in. All I heard for months was how bad the markets would be if Dems won, lo and behold it was just a self serving technocrat talking point
>>62014966Maybe they were afraid to drill because the whole area is scattered with Indian burial grounds and drilling could antagonize them?
>>62014971Post your portfolio. You can't because you don't have one. Very sad, but many such cases on /smg/.
>>62014980I've posted it multiple times: 2027 NVDA bear spreads, CF calls, and UCO. PLEASE do all of humanity a favor and get hit by an Iranian missile.
>>62014979My brother in christ, have you ever heard of any oil company that gives a shit about ethics, people or the environment?
>>62014990could be afraid of ghosts though
>>62014990https://www.bp.com/en/global/corporate/investors/esg.htmlcheckmate>iranian expert says oil could hit 150 dollars a barrel if the war drags on another 10 days
>>62014990In MBA, we are taught the Enron scandal was bad business and now companies avoid it
>>62014979>burial ground They just give a few shares to the local tribe and drill anyway
>>62014956I think a lot of the public has really low reading comp and doesn't understand that literate people use "as" in the same way retarded normies use "like".When MI6 said it regarded those two "as" Israeli assets, the meant, "bro they're like israeli assets or something no cap!"All they were saying was that they're turbo Zionists, which isn't a secret.Rubio and Vance for example were on the opposite side and against the war, any admin will have people for and against.And it's obviously false anyway, since Jared Kushner represents the interests of Zeta Reticuli.Never has there been a more skin suity ayyy looking man with weirder proportions or more unnatural posture. It's like someone crossbred the Zuck with Chris Chan.He looks like an overbaked clone.
>>62014823Honestly, I believe you, Israel is probably the most underrated country. Its literally tracking in happiness and every economic level at a Scandinavian level except if it wasn't for being bombed they would be probably #1.Just being honest, look up everything I said if anyone cares.
>>62015010>Rubio and Vance for example were on the opposite side and against the war, any admin will have people for and against.>shabbos goy 1 and goy 2 arent onboard with the expansion of greater israelwhatever they have said, it was to save face when they run for president.
I invented my own valuation method, what do you think?BP price to sales ratio is 0.63. Dividing this by price to earnings will give earnings to sales or profit margin. The idea here is that companies in the same sector should have similar profit margins. Shell has a profit margin of around 6%. To get this 0.63 would have to be divided by 10 or in other words BP's P/E would have to be 10. Back when oil was high they had an EPS of around £0.70. Let's say with oil extra high now they manage £1 EPS, that would value their shares at £10 or double what it is now.tl;dr: If BP had an industry average profit margin from the sales per share that they generate and matched their 2022 profits, their share price would double.Thoughts?
As a patriotic American that believes in the second ammendment, I eat Mossad drones for breakfast. I will be collecting noses if any dare put me in a self defense situation. Max long on oil, $500 a barrel soon.
>>62014988Post a screenshot, I've called you out on this multiple times. You have no port.
>>62015027Not my problem. Buy oil btw.
>>62015014>Age of Consent is 16tracks honestly
>>62015031I've shorted oil every time it has gone over 100. The USA will not allow 100+ on oil for more than a day or two at max. Don't bet against America.
>>62015018neither of those two have the remotest chance anymore of becoming president which is why trump gave up on hiding Vance. (you) have a better chance of becoming president than either.
>>62014742Oil Bros...
>>62014742>bomb Iran's power plants>their civilization proceeds to collapse >Trump is then surprised when Iran bombs local oil and gas infrastructure even harder All this war has done is convince me that America and everyone else in NATO has no idea how actual conventional wars are won.
Well I'm buying BP. Even if my method is hokum, BP is clearly undervalued trading at near half it's revenue. Maybe you should do such research instead of taking out short positions based on orange man tweets.
>>62015037All bets on isn't real are bets against America. I am longing America by supporting the overthrow of the foreign traitor kike oligarchy currently actively harming this country. Max long on oil, max short on AI/tech, max short on isn't real.
>>62015051>Max long on oil, >max short on AI/tech,good thing you don't have an actual port, this would be a disaster for your village
>>62015051I wish I was at this level of euphoria. I still have some HEAVY bags. Houthis are eyeing joining in. the red sea could be next. Remember when they were firing on ships?
>>62014742We got a response>“Following previous warnings, if Iran’s fuel and energy infrastructure is violated by the enemy, all energy, information technology and desalination infrastructure belonging to the US and the regime in the region will be targeted,” the Iranian military’s operational command Khatam Al-Anbiya said in a statement.>The comments were made shortly after Mr Trump demanded Iran open the Strait of Hormuz within 48-hours or face the obliteration of its power plants
Reminder that it's actually traitorous and unpatriotic to make fun of trumps 10th we won post
>>62015054Good thing you'll be meatpaste fertilizer soon after the next Iranian missile strike. Buy every oil dip. $500 by end of month.
>tfw you try to have a serious discussion about stock valuation and people are just ranting about kikeswhy do i still come to 4chan?
>>62015062>>62015043
>>62015064im going to be honest inventing your own valuation metric is retarded and has probably already been done before. did you run it by chatgpt before posting?
>>62015064Because deep down you know those posts are right. Buy oil.
>>62015046No "NATO" nations are involved outside USA
>>62015064babes
>>62015064I mean Israel starting what is essentially a soft WW3 and obliterating the oil market tends to make people a bit pissy about Jews yes
>>62015064I'M GOING TO DISCOUNT THE IMPLIED VOLGA BY THE HECKING NORMAL MARTINGALE DISTRIBUTION CAN YOU FUCKING RACIST NOOBS PLEASE SHUT UP GODDDDD
>>62014971being here is not a badge of honor, I hate this place
