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:Black Monday incoming edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previous smigger thread

>>62014458
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>>62015514
Wen sub 1500 eth?
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>>62015517
idk why can't the shit coin decouple from btc
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it takes a lot to make iran look like the moderate sensible voice in any situation but here we are
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Lol
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When the market dumps what are some good companies to pick up cheap
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>>62015524
This Dude Definitely Not Trading On Wall Street Right Now! O_o
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Who is Babe
What is Babe
Where is Babe
When is Babe
Why is Babe
How is Babe
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>>62015517
a year ago
also, ETH is not stonks
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So how is the weekly after market market manipulation by Donald going to play out? Markets dump on open on Monday, his billionaire bros slurp everything up, on close Donald tweets some shit again that turns it all into a nothingburger?
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>>62015526
The world 2 years from now at the market bottom might be a lot different than today at the start of the bear. Can't really tell what is going to be the good company then
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>>62015526
I'm going to buy EU defenseman stocks
My guess is that, seeing how unreliable the US is, EU countries should try to rearm themselves locally
But that thinking is based on the EU not being retarded...
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>>62015536
At best there's a smoothbrained algo trader pump, but this shit isn't going positive this week.
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>>62015540
burgers can buy eu stocks? how
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Bangali Stock Trader! Not Really!
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>the muhfuggin jews and beznit be blowin up my calls with they tricknology
and /biz/ wonders why it can't get ahead.
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>>62015540
>EU not being retarded...
As a germ I have to tell you some bad news anon
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>>62015540
Slurp now or regret later?
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Tech will pump next week, r-right?
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>>62015552
meant for>>62015536
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>>62015558
I know I know, but surely even they could learn...
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Ngger Shit!!!!
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>>62015562
your about to get dumped on big time
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>>62015562
How relevant are data centers in the middle east for tech financially?
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are booze stocks a good idea right now
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>>62015561
I bought that exact ETF Friday before it closed, not sure if I'll regret it...
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>>62015569
Zoomies don't drink any more so no. They'll probably just do fent when things get bad.
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Insider here, strait to be open before market close Monday.
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Ngger Just Got Online!
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>>62015569
No, the millions of refugees we'll get are all mudslimes and don't drink.
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>>62015574
thanks, selling all my oil on monday
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how many hostages in the hormuz right now? has to be a lot, maybe they should abandon vessels and use life rafts to shore...
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>>62015576
White Kid Has To Buy Him A Computer Alienware 3000!
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>>62015561
European defense is a oxymoron.
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>futures
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It'll be green. Save this post. Economy is fake and gay and only works to benefit the same winners (kike bankers).
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White Kid's Pay = Gay Ass Gay Oatmeal Buttsex!
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>>62015588
We'll see
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>>62015605
Stacks Sitting Comfy!
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>>62015605
Ridiculous to think these interceptors can prevent any real types of missile attacks. costs way to much and easily defeated in numbers
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>>62015574
Iranian regime insider?
would you mind sharing your 6 digit latitude and longitude with the thread? we want to come hang!
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>>62015616
no, they're super efficient weapon systems. suppose it takes one missile to knock out your radar system. with one of those it takes 10 missiles. you just made it 10x more expensive to destroy an asset. in terms of defense spending that's an amazing return. we should be building way more and investing heavily into the technology. (we are and that's a good thing.)
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The spring fields withered away
The moon waned again
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>>62015623
If You Do Accounting, Then Yeah.
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>>62015623
Quickbooks Maybe!
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>>62015540
you're a year late to that pump
spoiler: they cucked and came back groveling to golem prime
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>>62015623
That makes sense if the interceptors are cheap.

That said. I'd love to see the numbers. How much the typical interceptor costs that was used VS the missile they attempted to intercept.

Sure, we can ignore the rest of the infrastructure required to make those interceptors worth a fuck since they're not stand-alone devices but require a huge intelligence network to function correctly.
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>>62015623

just send 50 $10,000 drones at the radar they will get it.
Zand how much does it cost to shoot down every front you hit....
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>>62015514
At least it's not a black woman giving out the black Monday. Buy the dip, art of the deal.
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>>62015623
This Is Why White Women Like Spics&Nggers!
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>>62015629
But they're now ignoring the golem crying for help, and they've seen how untrustworthy it is
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>>62015630
Most interceptors being used range from 2-14 million dollars. They aren’t cheap.
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>>62015635
if you don't think they're all coordinating and putting on the kayfabe for the proles I've got a bridge to sell you
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/iran-demands-clarity-from-germany-on-us-airbase-ramstein/
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62drgvk263o
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It didn't have to be this way
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>>62015630
well, you and other critics are right to an extent, in that cheap weapon systems are effective against our expensive and vulnerable assets. a carrier costs 10-20 billion, and it doesn't make that much of a difference if it takes $100 million in projectiles or $300 million, as long as you succeed it was an incredible return on investment and huge asymmetric win. there's just not a lot of alternatives. unless we want to be completely isolationist we need a big navy to project power, expensive overseas equipment. it's definitely becoming a more obvious problem and there aren't easy fixes, just because they are the best answer we have doesn't make them a very good answer i guess.
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>>62015643
Jeb! 2028
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Which US broker is best for shorting oil?
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>>62015635
Honestly doesn't matter until Europe actively breaks off and reforms into wanting to play the great powers game again. They'll crawl back because of poor energy policies, smaller heavy industry, and an exorbitantly expensive social security net which is nice but just too big to do anything else.
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>>62015647
US Treasury.
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>>62015540
EU governments are comped check their defense ministers they’re always atlantists
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anyone closing all their positions monday?
are you gonna keep buying and holding through the war??
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>>62015605
guess SK won't miss those things because they don't even work if they needed them there
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>>62015658
I sold 30% two weeks ago, thinking about dumping another 20% but I suspect it's all a ruse of them to slurp up my assets for cheap.
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>>62015669
Interesting. We are already in correction territory basically.
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She Lives In Extreme Poverty!! STFU Lady I Don't Want To Hear You Anymore! I Will Crack Your Skull In Half!
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White Women Do UPS247!
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>>62015576
randomly seeing trollface in this day and age got an audible chuckle out of me.
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>>62015658
there's a couple positions I wanna close, but only if they magically turn green which I doubt
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kek crypto baggies
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My glory days. Been downhill ever since
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>>62015540
that would require cutting immigration benefits so not gonna happen
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>US leaks peace conditions
>Iran presumably tells them to fuck off
>Trump threatens to blow up their power plants if strait isn’t opened in 48 hrs
>Iran says it will retaliate by blowing up desalination plants, making much of the gulf uninhabitable

Jesus Christ my portfolio is going to be blood red on Monday. I hope both sides are just threatening escalation publicly and are working something out behind the scenes…
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>>62015772
You didn’t short/invest in oil already?
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>>62015514
Literal nothingburger. The SP500 could fall another 2000 points and we would still be in a long term bull market. It's just like Bitcoin that went up so much that it can't go back to lower price levels anymore.
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>>62015772
I hope both follow through. If the gulf is uninhabitable then all the browns will die there. Can't think of a better end of spring present.
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>>62015669
yeah I'm sure cheeto started a war in iran and risked hostages in the hormuz and risked 20% of global oil market so then govt can slurp your stock
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Anthropic added $6 billion revenue in February alone. That's Palantir's annual revenue. They are literally exploding with money

You have to be insane of just really stupid not to be heavily invested in AI
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>>62015766
Not really
They'd just have to stop buying US weapons and buy local ones instead
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>>62015524
Thank you for posting that. I learned something new. Seen that pic many times but not with that level of detail. They even took care to draw the women with tits (see them sticking up in cross-section)
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>>62015772
>power plants
that's russia tier tactic, are we the baddies?
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>>62015818
USA has been the villain for quite some time.
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>>62015772
can't wait to sell some bonds and sluuuurp on my annual rebalancing date
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>>62015818
They waited for Iran to close the Strait and cause suffering in places as far away as Thailand. Iran are the baddies now. The problem needs to get slightly worse, stock markets crashing, factories closing, groceries shelves empty so everybody understands closing the Strait is bad. Then the US will open it and be the hero of the day.
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>>62015819
>t. Brown third worlder
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>>62015829
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
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Day 22 of the 60 days (extensible +30) special military operation
Tic toc tic toc
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>>62015538
I'll buy the KNDS IPO. And it being half-frog means it won't be half-retarded, compare to the german side, but they'll be able to tard-wrangle them.
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Getting a bit sick of orange man.
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My portfolio can go red all it wants, since I cant get liquidated I dont care.
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>>62015842
Fair, but I hate that I did not sell 75% of my stuff, since the losses will make me too timid to buy in bulk at the future lows
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is he trying to nuke the markets on purpose now couldn’t make it more cryptic unstable if he tried
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>>62015772
There’s no talks US bombed the talks two times now it’s insanity
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>>62015592
the goycoin gapped down -2% on saturday night. its direct correlation with nasdaq implies there is a good chance stonks are take another hit
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It's time to start making plans that don't involve money.
Like how to contact family etc in a post nuclear environment.
He who panics first, panics best.
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>>62015772
Uh? What is your portfolio? I'm literally chilling, none my stocks have to do with middle east.
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any niggers here daytrading/scalping nasdaq?
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>>62015530
Any signs of babe will be rewarded with 1 (You)
Babe impersonators WILL be stoned to death
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best way to make money in this market assuming Iran is getting btfo on monday evening
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>>62015886
VTI and Alphabet pretty much. International stocks are getting absolutely heemed
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>>62015906
Then just sit and relax, it will recover. Don't be a panican.
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>>62015909
things may never be the same
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>>62015917
That's always the case.
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>>62015917
Don't pretend the market was great before the war... Many tech company's that do not have its own AI product were going full red before. White collar jobs is getting impacted by AI company's.
Don't be a panican or be a panican, I don't care anymore, I don't know why I keep posting on biz...
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>>62015909
>Don't be a panican
I'm counting my porridge sachets and my noodles and tinned mackerel inventory.
I've only got enough for about a week. Time to go to the shop.
Anyone want anything?
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POST STACKS
>1.6 Shares S&P500
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>>62015917
change is the constant
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>>62015625
it's a very moderate approach, really
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>>62015925
the stock market is rugging and never coming back they want to switch it's current format after this
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>>62015909
I’m not selling and will just keep averaging down, just pissed. If it escalates further it will take years for the market to recover
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>>62015926
BBC wrap I'm a vegetarian
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>oil
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>>62015935
Well, you can look at the bright side of gaining the opportunity of bring your average down.
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>>62015937
>BBC wrap
Do I even want to know?
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>>62015772
>I hope both sides are just threatening escalation publicly and are working something out behind the scenes
lmao, one side are retarded golem slaves the other are retarded mudshits, how the fuck do you think this will get better
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>>62015930
there will be nothing to ship anyway
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>>62015943
is suicidal spite an effective foreign policy?
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>>62015935
That's the downside of investing in ETF.
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how to make money on this epic market crash coming...it might be the last chance
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>>62015958
>just sit there and let us kill you, stop being such a bad sport about it
hmmm
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>>62015958
Works for North Korea
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>>62015958
I'd say yes.
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I'm down so much YTD I'll never recover financially. I might have to mvoe back with my parents.
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been an abnormal amount of complete delusion in these threads lately alonside alot of people suddenly using the word "panican." is something going on?
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>>62015927
If I Do This Successfully This Time, I Will Be Able To Put Every 8Check Into Robinhood!
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>>62015967
US treasury getting nervous about their oil shorts
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>>62015969
why would they be nervous? they have an infinite amount of paper to print oil onto
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>>62015960
I'm surprised the oil schizo haven't replied you.
I will do his work now.
>Short tech, long oil
>Oil 250 wow
>1 post by this id
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wonder how things would be going if we had a kamala presidency
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>>62015958
absolutely
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>>62015975
Worse. We would all be dead in a nuclear war by now.
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>>62015975
I doubt I'd be sitting here planning to liquidate 5 years of hard work for a loss.
My business cannot survive this shit show.
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What stocks Iam buying over the next month? Avantor, Olympus, Strathcona Resources, ARC Resources, Gogold Resources, Abaxx Technologies
Thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62015987
She has sighted a big beautiful candle
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>>62015958
yeah? scorched earth has existed since the inception of war
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what are the big money plays for the major downtrend upcoming immediately
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>>62015998
Stack deens.
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>>62015998
hoping you bet on good defense stocks, commodities and if you feel risky enough maybe oil
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>>62015994
War being stupid hasn't stopped USA before, though there's always an opportunity to change that. Either way it looks like we should start buckling our seatbelts, because this ride is about to get wild.
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>>62015994
>Attacking a very hardened system like this... is wildly, WILDLY stupid.
Oh fuck, Trump is going to attack the power plants.
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>>62016004
this war is a mess that I don't really wanna touch, but what it's probably going to happen regardless is an inflation spike and fed stepping in
I imagine a short position on gold could also work
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>>62015998
bitcoin implied vols are probably more compressed than they should be
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>>62015967
/pol/ tourists
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>>62015974
>Short tech, long oil
>>Oil 250 wow
>>1 post by this id

seems like a pretty good strategy 2bh
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>>62016007
I still have somewhat of a hope that this'll get resolved peacefully soon as it seems like the best outcome for both Trump+USA and Iran. It seemed like an attempt at decisive crippling of Iran instead of attempt of some long-term warfare/invasion. The issue is that I have tough time seeing a path towards it. Trump will want to save face and will never offer conditions acceptable for Iran + Israel is likely to nudgle towards continuing the war. Maybe Trump will get impeached and that'll make the conflict cease, but even then severe damage would've already been done. Maybe the scare of being impeached and close to no allies willing to help with everyone being pissed about the situation and no easy way to decisively end the war might help, but I kind of doubt it.
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>>62015994
Isn't it also like, a warcrime, to bomb civilian power plants?
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Are my US and UK energy stocks going to do okay bros? They need to pump oil from elsewhere right now so they'll be okay right?
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>>62016025
Is the whole operation legal to begin with?
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>>62015772
Fire Horse year. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
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>>62015774
What a dumbass! SP500 at 4500 would mean a deep global recetion. No biggie.
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>>62016026
>UK energy stocks
I'm hopefully for my north sea oil play. At some point they are going to have to drop the green shit and start drilling.
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What is the bottom for BDC's MREITS and other hammered stocks?
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>>62015777
A lot of them will end up in Europe
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best way to make money in the market if predicting a major dip next week...
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kek oil baggies
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>>62015994
I haven't seen anyone address the issue that Iran is a country with 90 million people. If America actually tries to black out its power grid and destroy its infrastructure that keeps civilization running, then no one is going to blame Iran when they bomb the ever living shit out of the entire region and send crude oil over $200 for the next 5-10 years
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>>62015994
please god i hope
i wanna see the economic system crumble globally all at once and everyone blame durmp
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He's properly lost it.
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>>62016070
He started drinking HEAVILY
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>>62016070
He's realizing he got tricked/blackmailed into war and the midterms are going to be a bloodbath, and then he's probably actually getting impeached
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>>62016070
Lmfao absolutely deranged
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If trump somehow actually gets impeached and removed from office will it signal an enormous foreign market bullrun?
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>>62016083
It's anyone's game. At the moment there is massive demand for tax restructuring and labor reform. His Big Beautiful Bill did literally nothing for the working economy. And tariffs have clearly not worked
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>>62016070
DEATH TO ALL
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>>62016070
hes not wrong
the left is literally the reason this retard got 2 terms because they sent the worst possible candidates against him
and now the left sits there and does nothing while all the bullshit goes on
hes not fucking wrong
the two party system is over if the world isnt destroyed in the next 2.75 years
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>>62016070
if the democrat party is so incompetent why is it such a great enemy?!
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>>62016083
Yes. So buy the dip before the midterms.
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>>62016070
>if I keep repeating that the war is won and over, maybe it'll come true
I'm starting to think that operation Epic Failure might've just been Trump's final nail in the coffin, it may be too tough to waltz out of this one.
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>>62016070
guess the war is over miggers focus on the demonrats the real enemy
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>>62016095
He thinks it's Taco Tuesday everyday
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>>62016095
its not bad for just him, its bad for the entire world
it empowers china and russia, everyone knows we have no military, meanwhile china and russia have huge militaries, and as we go forward countries are more likely to side with brics nations and against america
the dow 50000 quote was literally the end of american "superiority"
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>>62016107
>>62015968
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>>62015927
>>62015697
>>62015691
>>62015653
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>>62015586
What is this guys angle
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Is he ever going to tell us what the objectives of this war really were? Is anyone else going to? I don't mean as in "we're doing what Israel tells us lmao", but it seems like they aren't even trying to give bullshit reasons past Iran bad.
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>>62016109
Alright and you think it’s monster dildo Monday every week. We get you like shoving dick up your ass bro.
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>>62016110
>china and russia have huge militaries
Lol. Lmao even. Russia can't even conquer small Russia next to it. And China is completely untested in modern times. How's that takeover of Chinese Taipei going?
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>>62016115
I wouldn't be shocked if it was at least partially done as a distraction from the guy throwing parties at his private island. People were breathing down Trump's neck about it pretty hard.
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>>62016120
Today is day 1488 of Russia's war and the Russian army is assaulting on horses.
(No. I'm not making it up)
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reminder that trump was put in office in 2016 explicity to accelerate the wealth pump (turchin) & slow walk the US into iran and the world into global banker war 3.
there will be more manufactured crises, likely rapidfire going forward. if you think iran closing the pool was a miscalculation, you're naive. that's the whole point of doing this. any ceasefires are to buy time to fool the masses into docility or support. zionists want the middle east but the hidden hand that guides them feeds on widespread fear and chaos. to this day most believe the civil war was slavery or state's rights; this was a deception that favored the true belligerants. peons ate the slop of virtue and principle while the established plantation money and nuevo industrial wealth sent them at each other to retain power. this itself was a well tailored incentive structure that concealed the true benefactors: literal bloodthirsty demons. this is financial advice
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iran is out of missiles and russia is so weak now that i can literally strangle it to death with my bare hands
>>62016112
schizo brownoid loneliness
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>>62016120
doesnt matter, its all about sheer manpower and russia will send them all to the meatgrinder in due time because they are racially genociding their own people anyway
china could put 20% of their population into the military and outman any military on the planet
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>>62016135
>doesnt matter, its all about sheer manpower and russia will send them all to the meatgrinder in due time because they are racially genociding their own people anyway
Then why aren't they doing that instead of using korean slaves?
>china could put 20% of their population into the military and outman any military on the planet
Sheer manpower stopped being the biggest driving force in wars in napoleonic times. maybe even before then.
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>>62016018
>Israel is likely to nudgle towards continuing the war.
Nigga nudge isn't in the jewish vocabulary, if by some almighty miracle usa and iran actually make it to the negotiating table in good faith again israel is just going to bloe up shit until the talks fall apart again. Bibi needs to be muzzled and shackled before anything constructive happens and that'll never happen because he (apparently, idk how else to explain usa's completd subserviency to israel's eveey request and demand) kompromat on trump.
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>>62016115
Concepts of a wargoal coming soon, trust
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>>62016116
Triggered?
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market is crashing how to profit in the stock market knowing it's crashing??
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How critical is plastic to the US?
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>>62016110
You sound retarded. Russian's military is a joke
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Will Amazon ship lube same day in preparation for penetration tomorrow?
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>>62016083
I'm betting on this but not sure if it will happen
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>>62016154
Not as critical as it is for Korea, but it's grim for mar a lago
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>>62016140
sheer manpower is the reason why the us cant beat iran numbnuts and instead has to resort to cringe tweet threats
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>>62016154
the average adult human brain on this planet is 5% plastic at this point from microplastic accumulation
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>>62016110
> its bad for the entire world
Israel suffering is good for the entire world
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>>62016154
America has it's own oil. Plus there's other places and a bunch of new projects in Africa.
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>>62016171
People tend to forget that the US is a net oil exporter
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>>62016171
Even if you can manage to physically deliver from a different source, it really doesn't solve the issue.
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>>62016110
>it's bad for the entire world
>proceeds to explain why it's good for everyone except amerikikes
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How did this website fill with STUPID people?

The US can easily invade and take over Iran. Yes, the US military can do it, and it wouldn't even be hard.
>B-but, MUH MOUNTAINS
The US military has helicopters and airplanes, mountains are NOT an insurmountable problem and its not exactly easy to maintain a defending force in the mountains. So here's the real reason we will not take over Iran:

Nobody wants another 20 year middle eastern quagmire. That's literally it. But retards acting like the US can't go in and clean house taking over Tehran are just funny.
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>>62016154
>How critical is plastic to the US?
Someone ask Laura Loomer.
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>>62016182
>the US can easily take over Iran
>it would just take 20 years and 6 gorillion dead goyim
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>>62016182
Wow golly gee? Helicopters and airplanes, grandpa?
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>>62016179
china and russia dont like freedom fren
europe will be sucked into the slave commie system
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>>62016167
>the us cant beat iran
The US doesn't have any troops in Iran. As retreaded as the whole "special operation" thing sounds, that's what it is at this stage, not a full war. You'd have to be completely delusional to think Iran stands a chance in an actual war.
Also, Iran's trump cards have nothing to do with population size, it's all about geography and the fact that they can do whatever they want and not worry about losing an election next year.
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>>62016186
half of the plastic imported to the US is in her body
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>>62016188
and they are STEALTH jr
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>>62016191
an "actual war" literally could not happen in iran with the current size of the us military
do your research son
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why does a b2 even neen a pilot these days?

the missions they fly are very boring perfect for remote flying....
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>>62016197
They wouldn't even need to start a draft.
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>>62016171
we’ll just a new plastic industry by tuesday
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>>62016190
oh no, whatever will we do without the gay pride parades
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I thought the markets priced in this war? I thought markets are never wrong?
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>>62016208
Exactly like Trump is never wrong.
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>>62016190
Our current system probably is worse than China's
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>>62016203
wrong. they are desperately asking people to reup for the military as we speak. they dont have enough
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my portfolio is so much in the shitter
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>>62016213
They're even begging the non jabbed to come back after discharging them.
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>>62016211
half of china works and lives in conditions worse than even the bottom rung of america
half. 1 billion people. and its not just worse, its stuff that would be completely illegal here and human rights violations
soon america will be that way too though
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Here's advice for all of you listen to Israel not what America says
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>>62016221
so basically the same thing america says?
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>>62016216
> half of china works and lives in conditions worse than even the bottom rung of america
How many young people in China would say they live a better life than their grandparents?
How many people get murdered every day in China?
What's the percentage of non-chinese births in China?
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>>62016226
dunno commie feel free to feed us your pro china propaganda anytime though
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>>62015967
A lot of whitehouse insiders (who do in fact post on this site) got burned with their bad insider info.
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>>62016227
Can someone at least translate that to English?
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>>62016232
>A lot of whitehouse insiders (who do in fact post on this site)
proofs?
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>>62016229
I just see how much better my country was 2 generations ago, feels like the country as a whole was sacrificed for short term gains
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>>62015591
Sauce?
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Threadly reminder that not accepting we've already won in Iran is fake news and unpatriotic.
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What do TA sisters think about current VIX movement? Its been above 20 for 18 days, like wtf are we waiting for, just doomp it already.
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>>62016191
it is a real war its just not a land war yet
>>62016202
electronic jamming and shit, also a bit dangerous to test flight these things, also man in the loop for now
>>62016197
it could and it would end up a total shitfest, Pakistan is busy with Afganistan now, Turkey would maaaaybe help but probably not, Central Asian countries are a no go, Iraq (they would need to be forced into this tho) and Saudi Arabia would be the launch pads, India would no help either
You would have to call in everything, all National Reserves, bribe every immigrant to join in, offer free lifetime healthcare, invite women to serve more and promise no combat roles and then push them into forward bases to get shelled at

Cities would be like Fallujah all over again just every fucking Khuzestan (shia arabs) city, and every fucking Farsi (shia), Kurds would maybe cooperate or just be more passive since they are both ethnically and religiously different and could be bribed out of this if promised their own nation which would piss of Iraq and Turkey
Balochi are already rebellious and could be armed but this is tricky since Pakistan would get pissy as well about this and probably try to even help Iran.
Luristani people would not coopearate, I have no idea about Azeris but I fucking doubt americans could come all over there to them that fast desu. Azeris would get Azeri and Turk help probably? Not sure
And only then we come to the Farsi after the first set of mountains. Now you are fighting in their literal homes and their own cities and this would be a fucking massacre

Americans would be super deadly but bodies would still pile up like crazy and there is no lets skip this town and go to the other one. There is probably no total civil war that would just break country apart immediately and everyone just dropping their weapons like in Iraq.
However, I do believe Americans could take the whole thing after a long time
How the fuck does one take Isfahan? 4 mil people. Or Shiraz?
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>>62016244
It's antisemitic too
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>>62016244
Really hope they lock this guy up
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>>62016248
>Cities would be like Fallujah all over again
This, fucking hilarious people think this won't devolve into a multi-year block sweep hell with boots on the ground fucking kek.
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You don't understand, Trump can just declare victory and leave and everything goes back to normal - smiggers
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>>62016248
you wrote a whole paragraph of cope but no stats on manpower. you lost
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>>62016253
why so few on monday? Is US market closed?
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>>62016254
nope not this time, they started some shit and now iran has to use its position to inflict pain
so now they will have to destroy iran completely. theres no going back
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>>62016259
They just weren't feeling it like ugh who wants to work hard on a Monday lol
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>>62015561
Har norge i det hele tatt noen relevante forsvars aksjer?
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>>62016262
Yes I know I was mocking the posters here and the markets for their stupidity, this only ends when the current Iranian regime is replaced
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>>62016182
It takes a minimum of 20 to 1000 ratio to hold and pacify an hostile population.
It would require 1.86 million US troops which is currently larger than the entire armed forces.
That's about 1.5 trillion dollars a year.
Not to mention the 10s of thousands of Americans that are going to come home in body bags.
It would be much cheaper to nuke Israel and kick the Jews out of the US.
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>>62016268
Cool it with the antiseptic remarks
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Would the market be better if we had 24/7 buying and selling?
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>>62016271
What about 12 hours of selling and 12 hours of buying but they were different hours?
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I kept buying TQQQ and I guess I'll keep buying next week too. $200k now, want to get to $300k by end of year
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>>62016268
And we wouldn't send that many because we have vehicles. Jesus, you dumbass, how stupid are you? I'm sure if we also just ACTUALLY bombed them, we'd kill so many more hiding terroists.
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So, how far will the oil spike at the open? Any guesses?
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What are solid American companies that make lots of foreign income? I don't really see a future anymore for companies invested super heavily in the domestic economy and government.
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>>62016268
reasonably intelligent individual, has a green portfolio
>>62016277
complete mouthbreathing knuckledragging 40 iq retarded monkey, oil baggie
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>kim jong-un will clutch the round for the east side with a space nuke
the real question is who's man enough to wed his heir
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>have to postpone the retirment to thailand because orange nigger blew up my folio
those sad girls having to wait for me now
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>>62016271
Yes.
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>>62016283
>who's man enough to wed his heir
I'm sure I've married worse.
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>>62016282
I don't have oil, I tried but it fell back on me. I stick with bullshit RTX.
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How low will boomer rocks go? I might actually buy some if they keep dropping.
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Looks like the Russians have bailed on breaking trumps Cuban blockade.
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Forgot pic because spastic.
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>>62016278
With the way things are escalating I can see Brent at $120 easily.
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>>62015974

I’m here just lurking. Bombing desal plants seems spicy
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>>62016301
Brent at $120
Eastern hemisphere crude at $220. With complementary gas line tiktoks plus tip.
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So how are giant AI data centers supposed to be fiscally viable if everyone's using all the electricity to charge their Tesla's since oil is skyrocketing?
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>>62016299
>CodePink millionaires still have power at their hotel
>Rest of the country in a blackout
>Russian tanker turned around
If the fall of the Cuban government ends up with Cubans starting with stealing Hasan's diesel generating powering the 5 star hotel he's staying at, we could see markets moon higher than they've mooned before.
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>>62016258
It would not fit in the post. I am also not Cruz and I know its almost 90 mil people.
600k military personnel, 120k IRGC. 300k reserves. 15 million fit for military service between 18 and 49. Could all of them be utilised? Not sure since the regime is not as popular however nationalism could carry a lot and getting actually invaded does irritate people a lot.
USA would have to promise lots of goodies (bribes to local leaders) and autonomy (which would piss of Farsi and ones that are more loyal to the Iran). Not sure how would it all work out, also I think they saw Afghanistan and Iraq and what kind of mess that was.

USA would have to deploy 1mil (heavy usage of drones, and intel, maybe use one less Iran loyal ethnicity or group of people to do the policing as well, but this would create ethnic tensions in mid term) to control this place and it would need heavy cooperation of the locals which again means bribe everyone and maybe totally ignore parts of the country.
Would have to ask Turks to help with their border, Azeris with theirs, Iraqis with their, Afganis would not be helpful at all unless USA promises release of their funds and removes all sanctions against Taliban and even then local tribes would give 0 fucks, Pakistan needs to get something and lot of it. I have no idea what ISI wants but they are opportunistic fucks

>>62016277
Nobody implied Americans are going to walk trough mountains, villages, deserts all the way to Tehran. Ok, lets deploy 200k. Now this is like you are guarding a little town of 450 people that possibly fucking hate you and you dont know what the fuck are they saying or doing. Local police? Same and you have to control them too and pay them.
But I guess you have a humvee so its all good, right, you can drive around the town
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>>62016264
Kongsberg Gruppen sells missiles to is real, I think
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>>62016317
How is your ability to profit from markets fiscally viable if you’re functionally retarded?
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>>62016317

They aren’t viable when the biggest investors are from the Gulf States. Should be shorting tech
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>>62016327
Not an argument, thanks for seething though makes me even more bullish on shorting techbro tards
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>>62016219
If me profiting like Scrooge McDuck is bad, I willl take bad any day. Maybe it’s just luck but I’ll take as well. It’s all green in the end.
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>panicans soon
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>>62016331
You forgot to turn off your ID switcher.
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>>62016347
>How do cell towers work nooooooo
Seethe harder
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>>62016299
how can a sea horse carry 200k barrels of diesel?
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>>62016363
Big hooves.
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>>62016334
I hope you are right.
Or at least that crude oil goes down to 90 because someone released more reserves so I can slurp.

Guy gambled way too much, and it WOULD look really good if he got Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, Panama to dance to his tune and comply before midterms. Would at least hide for a moment that he is not releasing files, that tariffs are shit, that the economy sucks dick (not dow jones), that brownoids are still crossing and staying, that swamp is even wetter than before
Got shot in the ear, his guy Kirk got shot in the neck in front of his daughter, and now he supports the shadow government spooks totally.
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>>62016371
My guess is that crude will spike and then fall as per usual, then slowly rise again the same way as previous weeks with the average of lows and highs being a couple of dollars higher, maybe like 5-10$, but we shall see.
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>>62016370
UUUU
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Fuck. I'm going to have to start showering. My deliverpoo order was just delivered by a decent looking Ukrainian woman.
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>>62015958
is suicidal spite an effective individual policy?
thinking of trying it as my new strategy
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>>62016317
Whoa whoa whoa lets calm it with the anti antisemitism, okay?
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People who are buying defense stocks think that the more money you give them the higher quality the technology will be and then it'll actually intercept the missiles that are going through the Iron dome?
Personally I think the defense companies are in for a cruel reawakening and need new management.
They must be staffed by incompetents.
Personally those companies look corrupt to me.
Lockheed Martin is laundering money, and selling overpriced low quality weapons.
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95IQ Capital Management
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>futures
https://youtu.be/9zKufc8hD44
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>>62016396
People are scared of death and will give anything to avoid it.
That's it. That's why you buy defense stocks.
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>>62016396
I always think 3 of the 4 million dollars that one patriot rocket costs goes straight to the shareholders Pockets
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>>62016409
They're scamming and not producing results.
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>>62016371
>shadow government spooks
Just say Jews, anon.
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>>62016414
They work fine in Ukraine. Maybe it's not a weapons quality issue?
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Well. We are at the veiled threats on nuclear weapons stage. You don’t need to be a genius to see how markets might digest this one.

Precious metals on sale. The miners especially. Probably the last cheap entry point.
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>>62016418
he is hinting nukes. there it is. its show time.
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>>62016418
What he means is that israel will do it anyway so Iran better do it now.
The funny thing is Iran is always on the back foot.
Israel always strikes first without exception.
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>>62016418
I don't see it, fake until proven gay.
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when should i buy VOO bros? I want to buy the dip but i don't know if it's gonna keep dipping further
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>>62016418
Nothing will happen. Digits confirm
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>>62016418
He’s such a loser
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slightly above average intelligence eccentric billionaire
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>>62016418
>nuclear weapons
This will be bad for the economy.
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btw. I sold everything but PINS and ACB (lol meme) a couple of days ago but forgot to tell ya'll
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>>62016418
ok now this is based
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>>62016418
Fabricated and homosexual.
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>>62016429
Buy a little now and more later
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>>62016418
Using nukes to do what exactly? Kill hundreds of thousands of civilians? I don't really get it
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>>62016418
He just doesn't know how to back down. America needs to deal with this clown. Quickly.
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>>62016418
>Precious metals on sale. The miners especially. Probably the last cheap entry point.
there's a reason they're on sale, they don't pump when there's an actual war. They're going even lower I think
>t. (bag)holding minors
fml
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>>62016418
The smartest smigger, buying miners when energy prices, particularly diesel prices are skyrocketing which will have a huge impact on profit margins
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>>62016460
Miners at least have holes in the ground to hide in.
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someone, bake. I have a very important shitpost to make
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>>62016466
I think it can wait and my opinion matters more than your feelings
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>>62016429
Buy the war dip but keep more than half on hand for midterms dip in a few months.
>>62016418
Precious metals are a hedge against thinking scary things are going to happen. They're not a hedge when things are actually scary. Sorry you had to hear this from me.
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>>62016466
i can bake
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>>62016457
Unless these are botted replies, How are these blatantly fake screenshots oneshotting 4chan? On /pol/ and now /biz/ there's some third worlder consistently posting these with obviously fake font that somehow baits a bunch of you retards to reply. Not surprised pol falls for this but I expected anons with money on the line to sniff this shit out better. my already low expectations of nu-/biz/ have just somehow plummeted even further
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>>62016466
baking
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>>62016243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA_swpuQJrw
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>>62016472
I have a stinking hangover so am easily bamboozled.
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>>62016481
I have a memory. Biden's numbers were higher than what he's reporting. Trump has only matched Joe. We'll have to see if he can top the dementia wizard now.
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>>62016457
shouldnt have messed with minors, you were asking for trouble
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>>62016481
>stein



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